Andrew 'Cheeto' Santino Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions
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sound guy took the day off
seriously he has a lav clipped to his sweater!! did the editor turn on the wrong audio layer?
@@ethancushing7771 I hadn't watched one of these in a while but I remembered it seems like they never have a sound guy
@@ethancushing7771 I think they would have had the camera setting accidentally on internal mic instead of external. It happens sometimes
Yup
Thought the same in the first few seconds,…
Andrew Santino is real life adderall
I've seen him high on Doug bensons crappy podcast, and it does make him take longer to think, but he still speaks fast.
You can tell he's real lit too, he keeps locking his lips and he's just not as talkative lol, but once he does speak, it's still rapidly fluent
Tyler the creater is a human Adderall
The only knowledge I gained from this is that Andrew Santino knows nothing about rhinos
You guys should do Joey Diaz!
Yes! And have him on the show afterwards
He'd probably still call one of the guys Joe Rogan as he's telling a story.
Dude. Would be the best 😂
Agreed
“Would you rather sit on a cake… Fffuck your question! Lemme tell you sumthin, dog, I knew this guy in nineteen eighty-seven…
I would go out if my house in the morning and kidnap a kitten.. And I was fffucking kidnapping’em, man, I’n telling ya… Every day.
So, this guy, he would buy kittens from me, you understand? I would come to his house, I give him the kitten, he grabs the kitten, goes into his bedroom, comes back with forty dallaz.
I still think about that cocksucka sometimes. He died of aids later.
I don’t regret dick! I’m telling you, if I sit on you you’ll go soft. I’m telling you, dog, if uncle Joey sits on you, you’re done, my ass will destroy your soul, covksucka”
The short gladiator or rhino is worded wrong. It should be: Fight a short gladiator or fight a short rhino. A full-size rhino is killing all of us.
It should be 10 full size gladiators or one rhino.
@@AndrewD624 Ten full sized gladiators would probably kill a rhino so you would have a literal 0% chance against even 1
@@whynot5670 I don't think you understand what a gladiator is and what a rhino is. I would maul a normal gladiator. Gladiators had an average height of 5'5" and probably weighed around 140. This was before lifting weights and with much less advanced fighting skills. Think about jiu jitsu 30 years ago versus now. Now think about 2000 years ago. They would panic once the rhino ran over the first Gladiator. Maybe they would get lucky with arrows and spears. But most gladiators used shields and swords. Hollywood has warped your mind. Rhinos weigh 5,000 pounds and can run 35 mph. Go watch a rhino shrug off a pack of 15 lions.
One rhino with gladiator skills or one gladiator that is a rhino. Jokes, I am picking up what you're putting down. But my drunk joke seemed necessary aha.
Andrew D I think you’re underselling gladiators. Some were likely tough as shit. That said, 10 wouldn’t come close to fucking with a rhino.
Not one person asked him about Rick, his one true Appalachian love?
👏🏻
This guys featherin' it
He's so sharp
did he just say Rhinos eat 500 people a year in africa?
I think that stat is for hippos
Cheeto is as quick witted as they come
Remember the time Andrew Santino wouldn’t let Andy Bernard drive his own boat?
The Red Rocket! Slugger Santino
"Rhinos eat hundreds of people a year and are always in packs" Are you confusing Rhinos with Lions haha?
I think he meant hippos.
@@Mikado80813 Hippos also do not eat hundreds of people a year hahahha, they are primarily Herbivores
@@Naeshabby They do not eat but they do kill people. They're the most lethal wild animal in Africa.
@@Naeshabby you don't know about hippos they are giants like elephants live in water and can sink a small boat and swim fast like a boat
@@Jayzon666 I know this, but they don't eat hundreds of people per year
"that's how I met my wife in the first place" damn The Red Ferrari came in ready ready
His podcasts w Bobby Lee are legendary
I look forward to this every week.
This guy is pretty quick and his delivery is actually really good. I'm gonna check his shit out
He is great! Bad friends is awesome.
Santino KILLED it -one of the best one of these 👏👏👏
@4:30
😅Bobby Lee😄
Finally they laugh at someone not a pornstar lol
Audio took a back seat.
Reason why I love your podcast!
This is definitely the best episode!
Imagine getting attacked by rhino experts LMFAO
Santino looks like Brent Mydland from the Grateful Dead if he quit heroin and started selling espresso at a cat cafe
That’s specific.
Santino is Hilarious Hope he gets a special soon
That penny question is probably the best question I’ve ever heard!!
This guy knows nothing about Rhinos. Pretty sure he’s thinking hippos.
grunair hippos are deadly I hear
@@markewy6797 Hippos kill more people than any other animal in the world. Very aggressive
@@mr.niceguy777 Really? Are humans not animals? You shit, eat, and sleep like other animals. We are the worst animals. Worse really, we are parasites.
@@God-wv4bf Thats why were not animals. we exist outside the natural order. We destroy our own habitats and invent ways to live through things which should kill us. We dont deserve to be animals, they are better than us in every way haha.
ImpatientTurtle we r animals broh lol
I'm not entirely convinced Andrew Santino knows what rhinos are
I’m gunna go out on a limb and say rhinos definitely don’t eat 500 people a year...
David Steppe I honestly think he’s thinking of hippos lol
@@codycornell2212 yeah and even then killed is the correct term, hippos are very aggressive and territorial but they still dont eat meat
I love how bad the quality of the sound is xD ! But man this is good! Love it alot! And ofcourse Santino is a fun guy
That first “Yo!” and jump in volume scared the shit out of me
The red rocket 🚀 kills everything
Santino is hilarious! Get the Gong for Bad Friends anyway!
Damn when the people asking the questions off camera sound better than the person you invited
Andrew Santino's lack of rhino knowledge brought out just how much this comment section cares ♥️
Yeah, I think he had it confused with a hippo since they're the ones killing tons of people every year. A rhino isn't tearing you apart.
Rhinos are typically solitary and there’s like 2 attacks a year
Pretty sure Rhino's are vegetarians and don't hunt in packs.
What’s the song in the beginning? It rocks!
The Red Rocket!
Don’t rev up the Red Ferrari...he’ll burn out this whole set!
Glad his mic was working...
I think they might be thinking about hippos instead of rhinos based on their stats LOL
How is the audio quality of this getting worse in this series?
He is one of my favourite comedians. And also one of my favourite zoologists.
I think he’s equally skilled at both. I laughed once. (About the rhino comments)
3:50
Every time I’ve finished fast the girl takes it as a compliment 😂
Right??! And they don't even expect you to pay for their uber..
When you give your little brother an unplugged controller to make him feel included.
Was he talking about a hippo? I know rhinos don't eat people
he's thinking of hippos lol.
@@alicecarter16 hippos also dont eat people.....or meat of any kind
Both are herbivores. Hippos will fuck you up. They are much faster than you'd think, they have very short tempers, they can bite a canoe in half (so a human body becomes a rag doll full of holes), they are very territorial, and they know all this.
I would’ve been perfectly fine waiting the extra hour for the editor to put the mic audio in before dropping this
Hes hilarious
30 seconds in bed??
What good is an axe that don't cut trees.
Guys the content is good but what horrific 2007 era webcam are you using to film these?
"Nobody gets mad at a small dick."
Holy shit that was funny! I don't know who this guy is, but he's hilarious!
my favorite part was the nervous laughter from the Barstool guys after he said he'd still find a way to watch SportsCenter if someone scrambled his channels. That's like telling Steve Jobs you'll find a way to buy a Samsung phone if someone steals your car.
That simile was like...bad.
@@justincoleman3805 yea, that was a bad attempt at being funny for sure lmao
Now I want Cheetos
Depends on who’s pitching for the base stealing attempt. Some are wayyyy faster to the plate than others
What happen to the Garyvee one tho
Shame and Sadness, my two best friends.
7:30 they're definitely talking about august ames....rip
She’s not the only one that died. That being said, rip indeed.
Santino wit is off the charts
I love you Andrew
You have a product in Spencer's, but THE GUEST DOESNT HAVE A BODY MIC
Andrew clearly knows nothing about Rhinos, they are herbivores and are generally pretty calm and have terrible eyesight
He's definitely confused a rhino with a hippo
Lmao hahahahahah stupid Santino
Can we get a mic on the comedians so they don't sound like they're in a toilet
At least Barstool gets funny people to come be on their stuff.
Much respect for the mlb
But, I’m sayin he’ll yes
this series should be titled "comedians who have been on Joe Rogan answer questions"
Top 5 ATI 🔥
Hahahahaha he said Rhino’s eat like 500 people a year in Africa lol! I think u meant Hippo’s dude lol! Omg that made me laugh so hard for some reason!
Yes!
The powerbomb question always confuses me. I am not violent in nature nor is there anyone I hate enough to even remotely desire doing that.
Santino doesn't know the difference between a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamus
Nice mic check
What an awesome and intelligent dude
his podcast whiskey ginger is dope and has great guests
The thumb sucking killed me
apparently when Santino is cooking and running short on time he just wipes the flour on his chest and goes about his day
Gonzalo Muñoz Ferrer he has one that’s new there’s clips online
See there’s no way that catchers making all 100 throws on point. With peak stamina each attempt I do believe you could steal a base Mr. Santino.
fuck yes love Santino
Lmao I confused rhino with hippo
Duncan rocks!!!
Steal a base that’s easy. Do your homework you find the pitchers kinks like some do the 3-4 time reset in a pitch .. the leg kicks etc … or some don’t even check the runner at third they get lack … yes you can steal if you do your homework
Also gladiators put on a show to hype up the crowd before executing people
You could never win against a rhino. There's really nothing a human can do that can hurt a rhino. Can't snap it's neck, can't pierce it's skin.
Bobby Lee next
CHEEEEEEEEEETTOOOOOOOOOO
Calm down, xQc
All his rhino facts are totally wrong but still no less terrifying
The gladiator question is only a "good" question to someone who doesn't know how insane rhinos are. If you asked me about a gladiator the size of Shaq or a rhino, I'm still fighting the gladiator. I have absolutely no way of even hurting the rhino.
If you ask Bert Kreischer the stealing bases questions I guarantee he'd say he could do it.
Rino's eat meat? What!
They don't, they're veg, they're unicorns
I couldn’t kill a baby rhino because it would fuck me up. I wouldn’t think to pretend to fight an adult rhino
This lighting is not working in Cheetos favor, is it
Andy kicking the truth
Gladitor is te better choice because they fight to win not kill; most gladitor matches did end with a death.
Santino has really grown on me
He said a Rhino not a hippo 😂😂
He definitely was thinking of a hippo on the rhino question.
You literally can just speak into the remote and tell it what channel you want nowadays lol.
They werent ready for the dirty red.
Santino’s the fucking man
Answer the internet aka joe rogan experience 2
ahh you name dropped my country lit
you guys need to get Andrew Yang on here