Trying Not to Drink in Scotland (feat. Ari Shaffir & Andy Fiori)
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- čas přidán 21. 08. 2019
- Ari Shaffir and Andy Fiori join Big Jay and Dan to discuss alcoholism and doing mushrooms. (Contains strong language.)
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Dan mentally prepares for his trip to Scotland, where he knows his sobriety will be tested: 1:18
Ari Shaffir gives Dan travel advice: 17:13
The guys talk about their experiences on mushrooms: 25:17
On their smoke break, Big Jay and Dan reminisce about the beloved novelty T-shirts of their youth: 42:59
Thanks big pimp but i'm gonna watch it all. Appreciate the effort nonetheless. Crackle crackle.
IF ARI SHAFFIRS DRUG DEALERS CAN READ OR NOT PLEASE TELL THEM THAT YOU JUST NEED TO VISIT A HIGH GRADE DETOX CENTER AND HAVE A BENZO ADDICTION THEY WILL BE WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING YOU COLD TURKEY OFF OF. THEN SAVE THEM. OR JUST BRIBE THE STAFF BUT THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS ADVICE BECAUSE ITS A JOKE HAHA
God damn this is one of the funniest clips iv seen
Did he get pished then lol
Wow I can't believe they got The BTK Killer on.
ohhh a mindhunter reference~ I can't seem to get passed episode 7 cause it slows down so much...
@@rokeeffe91 I recommend finishing it. The second season was great.
That's a real life reference.
His name is Dennis. He's a human being.
It was a quote from a Bill Hader impression of Lorne Michaels
Ari is ready to buy a white van and a lot of candy.
LemonDrops discount candy
suuuuuuure, eheh eheh.
"buy" as if he probably isn't the "jay leno of creeper vans" lol
Might as well throw some GHB in there too he already has a fondness for drugging people
A mask and a black phone too
I have the same problem. Just hit 12 years. Dan proud of ya man. It's a tough deal. Keep up the great work!
Dan doesn't go to meetings
"I'm a Calvin and Hobbes purist" ....same, Dan Soder. Same.
Same. I have a full calvin and hobbes sleeve...lol
@@zentertainer217 that's fucking rad!
Thank you for making the episodes longer. I was trying to picture what Ari looked like when I listened to this show. Hilarious.
22:21 Ari: “I’m not a f**got...”
Jay: “Tell your hair and face.”
Ari: “YOUNG BOYS DONT COUNT AS ANYTHING!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was the perfect episode to come on... just ran into Dan in the bathroom at comedy works Denver earlier tonight while high on mushrooms trying to settle my stomach... looked up and there was Soder at the sink, he said hi, I gave him a crackle crackle... and then for the rest of the night I was trying to figure if that interaction actually happened or not... Dan if you read this please confirm?
I hope so badly that this actually happened
If you don’t drink in Scotland then that’s when you have a drink problem 🤣🏴🏴
The first 10 minutes of this hit me hard. Me and my buddy in Iraq were this way. I was way worse because I didn't know how to slow down. We would drink everyday for months and then he would deal with the DTs and hangover for a day and I would keep going, afraid of the shakes and the anxiety and the depression. The pain made me want to kill myself sometimes. The seizures and hallucinations were off the chart. I'm 1 year sober as of 01MAR2021 and feel great. No cravings. I wish I could drink responsibly. It is so much fun being drunk. It's the after that's killer. Literally have had alcohol poisoning more times than I care to admit, a few of those times where I should be dead.
Congratulations on the year of sobriety. I’m almost there myself and it’s nice to see stories like yours.
Same. I went through many aeizures and withdrawal periods. I'm over a month sober now, even though I do abuse caffeine.
Ari looks a retired airplane pilot from 1965
Was sober 20 years and went to Ireland for honeymoon. Made it out of 10 days fat, happy and sober.
London and Edinburgh just reinforced why I don't drink anymore. I thought Americans were big drinkers. I was mistaken. Everybody over there drank like it was the end of the world. I miss happy hour after work or cocktails on the beach. Being surrounded by hordes of drunken buffoons is not a trigger.
So no longer sober?
Why is Ari Shaffir suddenly a 50 year old man?
Well he's 45 so...
Drugs
Starts with J ends with W
They talked about it, because comedy
I can’t wait until Dan is back. They were great shows the last few weeks. But he is the Dan to my Big Jay.
Jay seems like a heartbroken lover who pretends they don't care that the one that they love are moving on 😂.
I grew up having summers with my uncle who owned a bar. It was fantastic being behind the bar and helping out. I can relate for sure.
I have the same feeling Dan has when I walk into a pharmacy 😂😂😂😂
Dude where did you find that picture of the spurs texas!?
Lmao, The face dan makes at 27:02, anyone who’s taken psychedelics in public knows.
Real fucking talk 😂
I read this, went back up to the video to see where I was at only to find that it was happening at that exact moment. Quite possibly the funniest coincidence I've ever been a part of.
Hilarious
A low dose of shrooms before a six hour river tubing trip is niiiiiice!
Lol, true.
embalming fluid is slang for liquid pcp
actual embalming fluid does not get you high... this disinfo has been going around for decades
wet and sherm are slang for smoking a substance that has had liquid pcp poured on it and evaporated
angel dust is when you evaporate liquid pcp and scrape up the remaining white powder, like special k from ketamine
Most wet leak dip whatever is formaldehyde mixed with pcp. Some smoke just formaldehyde if pcp is not around.
Either way if it's wet your smoking embalming fluid.
@@benzoadonethc1685 not at all true. that's an old urban legend, sourced from the fact that some people call wet 'embalming fluid'
also, shows like six feet under show kids breaking into funeral homes to steal embalming fluid to smoke. kids have even done that irl because of the misunderstanding. look it up. or better yet, ask a pharmacologist. there is NOTHING in embalming fluid that would get you high if you smoke it. i've lived in philly most of my life. smoked wet plenty of times as a teenager. trust the whole formaldehyde / embalming fluid bs is NOT true lol
www.ok.gov/obndd/Drug_Facts/PCP_Fact_Sheet.html
@@dankoni can confirm I knew a dude that smoked that spice shit cause it was legal, I read the back of the package shit said formaldehyde. Also grew up in a broke ass city it was well known pcp and formaldehyde is the same shit.
@@vincegarcia4236 lmao... formaldehyde is an ingredient because it's a commonly used solvent. it's also in many vaccines. pcp is the drug phencyclidine, which is structurally very similar to ketamine. much like ketamine, vets use it to tranquilize horses. they're pretty much the only people that can get prescription pcp. people sometimes use formaldehyde as the solvent in which to dissolve pcp, which is then applied to a substance and evaporated off, leaving just the pcp (and perhaps trace amounts of formaldehyde). they are NOT the same thing, dummy 🤦♀️
That shytown wicky.
6:06 Underrated line by Mr. Soder.
Pubs are like bars for full-timers 😄
the only thing missing on ARI is chester the MOLESTER GLASSES from the 80's..
Dans the only dude to make sobriety not sound sad lol
Facts
What a battle that he's facing. Scotland is home of the Brave. It's called a 'wet' town. Boston is a very wet town. I believe in you.
It's part of growing up in parts of Scotland but on the plus side the AA fellowship is really strong in Glasgow lots of great meetings . O.D.A.A.T.
The bars that are most popular for army/marine combat arms are the ones you can smoke in... "if I'm drinking, I HAVE to smoke!"
so funny hearing them talk about UK drug culture, everything they said was 100% true hahah
Damn. i want some Big Johnson t-shirts now.
@12:00 thanks for the valuable video game travel tips guys
Thanks...been jone'zn for some bon bon....
Dan has the best impressions! I caught all of them im laughing so fucking hard from this
Ari is the hype man for shrooms the way Joe Rogan is for DMT.
Just an FYI I was on the ground floor of the Big Daddy Johnson logo, it was a cartoon of a kid in the neighborhood named ryan. Dave Haugh and myself along with a small team designed and created the shirts back in 91 and started selling in 93. Dave sold it off in 96.
38:47 omg what did he say! lol
dan Soder doing buffalo bill just sounds extra dan Soder
Great episode! Try dipping the mushrooms in ranch!! It works :-)
The fact that Dan's in recovery makes him so much cooler
What?
Fritos corn chips cover up the taste pretty well
I love just hearing voices and then coming here and I get to place faces to them. I am always 100% wrong in my expectations
Legion of Skanks
17:25 lmao
low key big j has an extensive vocabulary
haha, like "lip sing"
and how AC/DC is "ascending current, descending current"
Big Jay is a really intelligent dude all around
Really? Any "big words" in particular that stood out to you?
Ari looks like Jim layhey before he got into the hard liquor
Around 37 minutes andy says "don't do foreign molly" lol little does he know the best mdma is made in europe.
For real. Fuxking lame. Netherlands chemists are the best. Raw 84% made with real safrole oil instead of PMK oil
Aw man, I miss the Bonfire so much!
ive never tried crack or freebase never wanted to,
but after hearing dan describe it hahahaa
This is a much better look for Ari.
eat shrooms with starbursts. life hack lol
The sodes got tense there remembering...i Salute him for standing firm!!!
Crackle crackle
Guys, grind up your mushrooms and then put them in applesauce.
Jakob Nichols we always grind them up, put them on bread with jelly and butter.
Magic toast....it’s what’s for breakfast!!!!
Best cure in Scotland so not to get a hangover - just keep drinking
I’m Irish; hear the story after. Lol
You can become a regular at a bar instantly if you tip well.
The craziest I’ve ever seen someone on mushrooms was my buddy in college at our house, I don’t remember if he ate them or drank them in a tea or w/e but he had like either an 8th or half 8th of some really good stuff I gave him & I didn’t take any that night & he got sooo messed up his eyes were just all pupil & he had like light blue eyes so it was sooo weird seeing just his black pupil just fill his eye., he looked demonish lol, he looked possessed haha... it was creepy to look at him while being sober, I woulda probably lost it if I woulda been on them.... n he was just soo high for hours & I Baby sat/ escorted him wherever he went as he did a bunch of crazy shit!!!!!!!!!
Edinburgh isn't nearly as bad as these guys are making out haha. I want to hear what Dan thinks about the place once he's been. Seems like everyone thinks we're still in the 1800s and there's only pubs or something. It's a great city but there's still mostly pubs everywhere.
Edinburgh is full of toffs.
Does anybody else feel like there was a weird vibe I'm that room?
Ari's one of the few comics I can think of that's deep in both NY/LA comedy circles
gotta get Big Jay some mushroom chocolates
Ari looks like Mr. Burns off The Simpsons
"Friends since we were babies"
Ari the cop... fucking love it.
Ari looks like Patrick Stewart's 6th grade school photo
Put them shrooms in a bowl o' pudding man
Embalming fluid dipped cigarettes in the 90’s I believe they were called “wicki sticks” I thought? 🤔 Region Indiana born and raised.🤷🏼♀️ probably a Gary name.
jay shiting on the Edinburgh fringe festival breaks my heart
If Bonfire The Musical or any other Bonfire play or skit/show is made and the guys don't wanna play themselves, I will be very disappointed if Jordan Peele doesn't play Black Lou.
Ari = Paul Hargis²
Rogerkonijntje fawk yeah!
Better bring back the Crackle Crackle
HAHAHA WHY DOES AIR LOOK LIKE AN OLD YOUNG GUY
Merc Face!
Jacob is hip to the doors!? 👍
Crackle crackle.-.. day is saved.
I guarantee I've been to this bar.
The best way to eat mushrooms is to put them on a subway sandwich. As an employee I got free sub after every shift made a veggie sandwich brought it home and added the mushrooms it was the best, you cant taste them at all
You know how much you have to drink to be an alcoholic in scotland
@James Bolivar Digriz aye pretty much ha. Have known of people drink over a ltr of Vodka plus couple litre of cheap cider basically everyday and even then they are only on the cusp up here ha
@James Bolivar Digriz ha aye it takes wheelbarrow baws but they just don't care, kinda proud tbh ha
wickie sticks! they're called wickie sticks when you roll a cig/blunt in embalming fluid
Dan and Jay need to sing Michael Mcdonald on the comedy jam if they haven't already.
DANGIT
Ari's my hero.
Anyone know what show Dan is talking about when he's Drug Dan?
GS The Bonfire
use to smoke formaldehyde,... we didn't have a name for it,.. but its not sherm or pcp. we'd dip cigs in it, and smoke em on our way to elementary school (6th grade) I use to put shrooms in chip bags,.. could eat em in the high school quad and no one knew shit. lol,.......... I think I just figured out why I am liking this show.
I need more Ari Shaffir drug stories!!! If anyone has any CZcams video recommendations for this then I'd be most appreciative 😊
@Liquid Sunshine thanks man, I'll definitely check it out as i loved his bits on This is not happening.
@Liquid Sunshine I'll keep that in mind broski 😊.
Ari looks like the white version of Mr. Garvey the substitute teacher sketch on Key and Peele.
"Sherm" is a cigarette dipped in PCP.
Also known as angeldust.
Also known as getting "wet".
Also what James Brown was high on when he almost shot someone for using his personal toilet in the 90s...
I was a firefighter/medic for 23yrs, I once saw a guy on PCP with bi-lateral femur fractures, get up and try to run from the cops! He didn't make it far, but still, he actually got up and took like 10 steps, that's both femurs fractured, biggest bone in your body, I've seen guys way tougher than me pass out from the pain of just one broken femur.
You got me going now, just retired and bored... Other little tid bits, PCP was approved by the FDA in early 60s, for use as an analgesic for pain relief after surgery, until they realized the psychotic side effects and it's street use. FDA pulled it in the 80s, was replaced with Ketamine, which has very similar chemical structure, without harsh side effects, and was being used as far back as Vietnam on the front lines, in lieu of morphine because it doesn't lower blood pressure, or have to be refrigerated. Besides pain relief, it has a disassociation feature, (fancy medical jargon for trip balls) which helps in calming soldiers with severe trauma like a losing a limb or something. They say it's one of the safest drugs that strong, it was given to those soccer kids last year that were trapped in Thailand cave. Recently been widely accepted as treatment for PTSD, and used by in office by psychiatrists and docs. Trip is said to be similar to DMT, which combat vets were traveling to Peru for, to do Ayahuasca retreats in the jungle, but now can get similar treatment in the states using Ketamine.
@@sunshynff shitfire! A sans-femurs lemur. Bet he didn't make it too far... Haha.
Thanks for your service, my friend. I always wanted to be a firefighter.
11:11 what was cut out? what he say.....
Nothing got cut out it was a rewind
Should have summoned a kurgan
I love the taste of shroomsss.. am I weird?
22:16 ARI DED
Lol that chick didn't want to take Ari's mushroom capsules because she knew his dosing reputation
You can still smoke in all the bars here where I live. Basically if a state really sucks, and nobody ever goes there, then you can still smoke inside lolol. Btw I live in shitville Arkansas
And some funguy is like stale very un-salted popcorn
@ 25:48 Ari trying to smash that can over his head wtf guy get you sh!t together guy estupido 😵🤣🤦👍
I used to put a line of coke in blunts all the time. It does have an effect but it’s terrible for your lungs. Only did it because I was concerned it would burn my nose away if I snorted too much.
Scoobay boonk.
Used to drop it in a prime time for a little kick.
I almost threw up laughing when jay broke the 4th wall lmfao!
When it comes to mushrooms, theres really no way other than lemon tek.
10:17
I wonder if anyone's told soder he actually smoked meth yet 😂
Been to a lot of places - Literally, every culture claims to be the hardest drinker. From Vietnam to Venezuala everyone is like "no no no, buddy you don't know drinking like the south Sudanese bro we go sooooo hard"
You can 1,000% smoke coke. Just like Dan is saying, you put coke on the foil, use a little amount of water to get the coke to absorb on the foil and then you use a lighter on the bottom side. You use a straw or a tutor to catch the smoke. It's free basing, it fucks you up.
I'm not a big fan of uppers so I don't do coke any more, but smoking it saves your nose. Coke fucks your nose up big time.
Peg leg porker, so damn good...