Bert Kreischer Invents a new P*rn Category - Answer the Internet
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- čas přidán 27. 03. 2022
- Bert Kreischer Answers the Internet for the third time.
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#AnswerTheInternet #BertKreischer #TwoBearsOneCave - Komedie
I love that he didn’t answer a single question without an entire story first
Because that’s what Bert is: a storyteller
That’s the point of the show. And comedians
That’s Barnt Chrysler for you
I didn’t
@@colbymarsh2074 🤣🤣
That's why Bert was the best ever at this, there's a story involved with every question.
Nocturnal emissions is the most intelligent thing Bert ever said and of course it's related to sex
Turns out he's a prude when it comes to sex.
"Nothing but trouble"
Is the name of the Dan Aykroyd "Dick nose" movie Burt was talking about and it's hilarious
YES! I came to comments to see if anyone knew this. That movie was awesome! He says something like "I like mine with mustard" and bites the hotdog.
@@TheOutdoorDude Here’s how I like em, and I suggest you have em the same way.
@@jonathanmartin726 You're right! Good pull dude.
@@TheOutdoorDude My dad would pull that quote out A LOT.
This is an amazing film. I own it on Dee Vee D, and I love it.
The Simple Jack reference 😂 they shoulda made it a standalone movie
They should make it now starring Bert.
I reference this "movie" way too frequently.
@@michaeldoyle189 I'll see you in my head movies. Except these movies make my eyes raaaaain. 😂 😂 😂
@@creedns lmao
I’ve been trying to convince my friends that it’s wheels rather than doors, was hoping Bert said doors to help my argument
Yeah, now that Bert said wheels, I'm starting to think it might actually be doors lol
Motorcycles, dislikes, atvs. And then add the wheels on bikes, skateboards, scooters and rollerblades, Hot Wheels (if those count). There have to be more wheels for sure!
@@andrewgrulke7476 if hinged things are doors, then jaws and mandibles are doors, and there is an incomparable amount of jaws and mandibles, etc on the planet
@@spartangames836 idk if jaws and mandibles really count as doors though. More as "portrays" to the stomach I guess
3:07 we’re going to make this for you asap Bert
LMAO 💀🤣
dont be shy, hit us with a link to it once it's out 😁
1000000% doors. Think about all the shipping containers, and massive ships, hotels, apartments this one is almost a no brainer
While you're probably right, i bet its closer than you realize. Imediately you think about cars, but you cant forget about things like bicycles, motorcycles, scooters, rollerblades, shopping carts and office chairs. The chair im sitting in right now has 12 wheels. Its a ridiculous question but now its bothering me haha.
Also what counts as a wheel? Steering wheel, flywheel,etc! Interesting question
the readers and shades in the v neck is a solid move
I feel like Gavin could have made so much money if he found a way to monetize that dumbass snail joke😂
Bert should do this weekly
The movie is "Nothing but Trouble". LOL
King and the Sting and the Wing already mauled in on the doors v wheels debate!
Simply amazing...will you guys please please keep AYG in your secondary or I guess primary podcast promoting!! The Bert episode was absolute gold and like you guys said, he could have at least 5 more episodes or pure garbage entertainment!!!
Bert isn’t looking great 😂😂😂😂 I do love him he is so funny so I hope he is with us for a long time !
Being fat and racist will do that to you
He is getting huge lol. I listen to basically everything him an tom and tom is constantly saying he’s getting fatter
Burnt Chrysler!! He's the best on this!
Plus it's 8 minutes that we know he wasn't sexually abusing dogs
Demi Moore,Tupac and digital Underground are in the movie too. "Nothing but Trouble" HDTGM classic
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!!!!! BoBo & Lil Devil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE MACHINEEEE
Sounding fun as hell
He’s talking about nothing but trouble that movie is fantastic
Nothing but trouble is the movie with Dan Aykroyd. And it's awesome
Just the wheels inside of watches alone beats doors….
They're cogs or gears bro
@@j.collett2364 still a wheel.. thats like sayin a tire is a tire not a wheel..
@@craigcraig7583 I disagree, when counting doors or wheels we have to consider only things that are undoubtably only one thing. I.e. tires are part of a wheel but a tire alone can’t do the job of a wheel. Cupboards aren’t doors but by definition they serve the same purpose.
@@j.collett2364 those rules were never stated. Id consider a cupboard a door 100%.
@@craigcraig7583 Is a hatch a door also then?
The movie he's talking about is called "Nothing but Trouble 1991" it's actually a really good movie, it's not really a penis it just takes the shape of one... Kinda.
I'm almost 40, and that dinner scene where they're eating sausages still freaks me out to this day.
Tupac and Humpty were both also in the movie, along with Dan and Peter Akroyd, Chevy Chase, John Candy. It's Nothing But Trouble, fuckin great flick 😂 absolutely hilarious!!
Nothing but trouble
wtf is gas tank door? 🤣🤣🤣
The goat
Now I'm googling how fast a snail moves
@ 7:24 hes talking about "Nothing but trouble"
The movie is Very Bad Things. I own it. "Fix em' up a couple of dogs"
"How do we get this room darker"
knew he was gonna say the U 100%
Thinking the same movie when they ask the question.. nothing but trouble even has shock g, tupac & john candy in, I though it was a great movie
Sky scrapers, houses, office buildings all exist in countries that don't have many cars. Common sense.
Even Tupac and run dmc were in that d!ck nose movie
That Chevy Chase movie is called Nothing But Trouble, it’s great! Tupac and Digital Underground preform in it too actually
Digital Underground lol but close enough.
Digital Underground.
Yeah yeah, I know, thanks lol I was in a hurry
IMDB it X X, it’s Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, ect.
@@shaggyterrell8460 Yeah for some reason I thought he said Steve Martin which made me think about Roxanne where Steve Martin has this big dick shaped nose.
Bert the name drop Kreischer
Definitely more wheels
The movie is Nothing but Trouble
Some doors have wheels.
The movie is "nothing but trouble"
Movie is Nothing But Trouble crazy ass Movie. It'll make you not eat hotdogs for awhile.
Mr Kool aid himself
Bart is pushing three bills here
4:50 Don't forget The Rock was on that team.
Brent is the best
7pm?
You have premium promos for ati? Just release berty boys 20th appearance. And make 20 more because hes the best on it. Tied with Gillis.
Now I want to see Bert and Shane on together.
Nah shane n matt again. Bert’s annoying
Soder is the best one.
That my girls is how u answer the internet
Just answer the question, Brett.
No.
That Dan Aykroyd movie with the dick nose is Nothing but Trouble. It's so weird, but funny. I don't think I've met another person who knows that movie.
100 percent more doors than wheels
Michael irvin left Miami in the late 80s (88 i believe)
I love Burnt Kushner
The gas cap door is not a door because you cannot move through it.
So cabinet doors don't count?
‘86 Mets is the only answer
fix the sounds next time please, if using single track change it so that both tracks have the sound in the editing software. Thanks
The dick nose movie is Nothing but Trouble. A classic awesome horrible movie.
somebody overthought the audio
Please get Stavros Halkias on here
More wheels
18wheeler
office chair wheels count for every door in a building
Lego wheels, doors loose.
@@neong what about cabinet doors?
@@josefstalin9678 Tons of pull out cabinets have dozens of ball bearings in the slides
Damn I missed it
Brent Kersher
Lucky he doesn’t need glasses on stage
Michael Irvin and Warren Sapp didn’t play at the same time
wow, whats wrong with the audio
Stole Gavin Free's question and called it an internet classic lol
The snail question is dumb, just ask a friend or loved one to step on it for you
4:05 give Rooster Teeth their credit
Bruce Krencher
Yoooo
Aaron Rodgers? Out of everyone?
The doors versus wheel debate is weird to me has anybody seen an apartment complex?? Every person that has a car usually has a house/apartment with at least 7 to 10 doors in it plus there's more doors on a car than tires.
Think about all the hotels and apartments in places like Vegas, New York etc. Even in hotels, every basic room has 2-3 doors at minimum.
@@dezerttim there are so many different wheels in places you would never think of in all of those places
Office chairs, Hotwheels cars (most doors arent functional), motorcycles/scooters.
Bryce Krenshaw
Why is he wearing a shirt?
there are definitely more wheels. no contest
audio is fucked
.01% is the max. Anyone that thinks they’ve seen more of the entire porn database on the internet is insane
Yeah, that's a new kind of hubris. Pubris!
How many lines did bert do before this?
After 3 and a 1/2 minutes I switched to legion of skanks they got a new Podcast on Thursdays
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audio is awful..the dude who ok'd this should be fired
It’s definitely doors btw, cuz every car has doors and cars make up most of the worlds wheels gaurentee.
cars don't even make up a fraction of the world's wheels
Lego has more wheels than cars.
Toy cars/rc cars, strollers, skateboards, rollerblades, motorcycles, bicycles, dirtbikes, atvs... just to name a few.
Pretty sure this is closer than you'd think. 18 Wheelers alone is an 18 to 3 (4 depending on how you define a door) ratio and the trucking industry is massive. This is just one example.
@@nicholashale7216 I thought of this and surprised you're the only one I found that brought it up
Listening to this show with earbuds is annoying. There's too much reverb/room echo. And the stereo split with Bert mainly in one ear and the room full of laughing dudes in the other just doesn't make sense.
Bert is unbearable
Damn I was finally starting to come around on this guy because of PMT interview. Completely out again after he said Aaron Rodgers. Fucking sicko.
Found the weak minded sheep🤡
...okay dude
Bert is a pathological liar. I'm not a fan of his comedy but it is funny how many blatant lies he's been caught telling.
This dude has never been funny to me.
Nothing but trouble