Jose Cuervo Review: I AM NOT AN ANGRY DRUNK!
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- čas přidán 2. 08. 2024
- The perfect tequila for when you want an unforgettable night out that you absolutely won't remember.
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The smell of Jose takes me right back to worshipping the porcelain throne. #algorithm
And your congregation grows larger every year.
@@unemployedwineguy Your review of a fine mezcal chased with swallowing the "worm" would be quite grand...
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that PV3 repeatedly *swishes* 40%+ alcohol? That aside...We love PV3. Take care of yourself as best you can.
It's all fun and games until your gums recede 😂
It's basically mouthwash, but tastes worse... For the most part, at least what PV3 drinks probably tastes worse than Listerine
You should watch the ever clear episode. I hurt watching him swish that
cant afford toothpaste anymore, brush ya teeth with this stuff
Bro I’m also shock what he’s willing to swish around lmao
"like a couple aggressively making out in a booth at Sizzlers, and management doesn't know how to ask them to stop." Priceless!
"Smells like a couple aggressively making out in a booth to Hoobastank"
I love this guy, he's hilarious.
You can crash at my place anytime, PV3.
As soon as I find one.
If I ever have a home again pv3 is welcome to any couch or guest bed.
He can park his car behind my laundromat any time.
Hahhahha
This man really swished straight tequila without flinching
He really doesn’t fear God
“Get your little rat fingers off my Jose Cuervo “ -PVIIIs Dad Probably
The Great Value quality shirt really ices the cake on the unemployment lore.
Hey now! That's one of my best shirts!
@@unemployedwineguy well, now at least I'm sure.
@@unemployedwineguy that just proves his point
José Cuervo: For those times you just wanna start an impromptu dog fighting ring in your backyard
I'm watching this while chugging Colt 45 Double Malt and plowing thru some Cheetos Paws, because I just got nothing left in me. I feel among my people here.
I smile every time I watch a PV3 video. Combination of a little insanity and a lot of honesty.
I'd also love to know what the whiteboard says in the background.
Health Department or local ER numbers for alcohol poisoning?
7:29 with every PVIII video, my fragile heterosexuality crumbles jet a bit more
man, if PV3 did stand up, I'd come out to a show. He has amazing delivery!
Thank you for the kind words! If I can't get a sommelier job, maybe I'll hit up some open mics!
@@unemployedwineguy do both?
That cough after the second swish SCREAMS “I went to theater school and decided instead to drink and teach people about booze for a living.”
Love you, PV3.
Spittoon along for the whole ride this episode! And you have to love that Spittoon always hits their mark.
You can see him thinking about his life decisions as he looks at the shot
Indeed, trepidation and regret somehow perfectly balanced.
@@unemployedwineguy As all things should be.
Going out on a limb here and saying Dean disappearance had something to do with a Jose Cuervo blackout. Maybe he’s “lost” in Mexico. Maybe he came at someone when they were 8 shots deep and got dealt with. We will never know. Love you PV3 and can be an alibi if need be.
Oh dear… the insight into the motives for pouring the shot… We’re here for you PV3😬
PV3 reads the comments! Gotta keep the algorithm happy! #prayers4dean
Yes he does! I do. Not as in “I do”, I meant “that’s true.”
Hoobastank reference was out of left field. There’s depth to this guy’s humor. Just watched the cursing at the bottle as you spit…holy crap your material is so funny.
The PV3 Nation would help you fight all of the Disney mascots, King
I got dibs on Pluto.
It's amazing that a man could invent such an amazing character while sleeping in his car.
I’d buy that calendar.
Where is it, Prescot??? Where is it???
PV3 the one man who is perfectly ok with getting absolutely trashed on CZcams for views. I applaud you my good sir, I applaud your dedication to the craft.
Man we are all looking forward to a PV4 one day. Can’t wait to watch that lil man’s Juul pods reviews at the age of 9 from the back seat of his electric scooter.
How come PV3 doesn't have his own Netflix show , I mean come on he's a natural comedian, he needs more recognition.
Not sure how many more times I can call them, I'd hate to have a cease and desist from good ole Netflix.
@@unemployedwineguy But then there's Cinemax so....
Another great video. 👍 Keep them coming.
Loving the Sizzler reference, brings back childhood memories!
Love this mans videos, him saying what stuff pairs with is my favorite!
whow this is a bang up video my man PV3. Lovin the content. Keep it up. Great moves. Proud of you.
You are very kind!
Dude I seriously love recommending your channel to my friends, yes it's old fashioned word of mouth, and well, copied and pasted links but my word man you're fantastic
Someone has to drink at 10 on a Sunday morning. That someone is PVIII.
I understand that PVIII is technically more correct than PV3, but I can only read it as Prescott 8.
Hopefully Dean is okay on his extended vacation!#prayersfordean #algorithm
love your work, funny every time :D
I love this dang channel and love PV3 even more!!
Great review
Love your content
Yeah, I MAY have made some questionable decisions when “ enjoying “ tequila, buuuuttttt my worst decisions came from drinking Mescale. Mescale is the devil in a bottle….change my mind. Also, thanks PV3 for taking the hard hits for us. May you find a permanent home soon. Lol
I could not have guessed to pair comedy with Sommelier. Every notification of an upload brings a smile and every video a laugh. #prayers4dean
"speaking of sleeping in a car, Jose Cuervo!" Good stuff. And I want to know more about this calendar!
Jose Carvo
3:10, 4:32, 5:12 damn, not even Malort inspired such a reaction.
4:15 I WANT TO SEE THAT SOMMELIER BOUDOIR CALENDAR.
Hypnotized by the shininess of that shirt.
Got itself a sheen, don't it?
Glad to hear that Phoebe and Abbey are back.
Subbed this was gold
This brings me back to my first year at college. There should be no confusion as to why it was also the last.
When you said you and i know, its not. Got me remembering back to all the times ive thrown up, and lemme tell ya it doesn't taste any better coming back up.
Prayers for dean.
Its vids like these that make me proud of the pv3 nation. #algorithm
You can see the chaos beginning to crack through PV3's polished veneer here... He blames the tequila, but I feel there are some deeper magma chambers on the move. When he does blow, may PV3 nation help him to a reasonably safe landing.
What do you mean, 'beginning'?
@@unemployedwineguy yeah you've been at it since episode 4 lol great work on the vids!
@@unemployedwineguy I think it is a combination of the ill-fitting "wrinkle free" shirt that has creases on it similar to ones fresh out of a package direct from Kohl's with the aggressive swearing after each taste. I caught the notes of rage there with hints wanting to reclaim your life. There is a lot of anger there, Preston. The "price of nice" can be costly...
I have never had Jose before but I know tequilla and that she makes me bow to the porcelain gods everytime!
Ahh the practicality of the manual windows you sold me on it.
When you can't rely on your battery, it becomes a luxury.
@@unemployedwineguy 🤣 FACTS!
@@unemployedwineguy sometimes the old ways are best
PV3,,,he says what we think we shouldn't! Keep ;em coming!
Vodka shots = dancing on the table. Tequila shots = crying on the curb.
My very first hangover was Jose and Bartles and Jaymes. That was over 30 years ago. I can still remember how little I remember.
Best thing on CZcams by far 😂😂
this is one of the channels that one can give a "thumbs up" before having watched a new video
Oh my god!!! You’re killing me!!! 🤣
Right On!!! It’s not SAUZA, but you finally did a tequila. Good for you. Plus if you need a place to stay I live In Fresno , Ca. Renting out a room.
I love this man
Straight man... Still curious about the calendar.
José was definitely what I reached for new years eve 2005 after I just emptied myself and obviously needed to replace it.
Looking forward to the PVIV baby review 🤞
Someone needs to find the calendar.
"Thanks for noticing my roll down windows." 🤣
I always comment twice for PV3…
PV3!!!! This made my work day. Also can you please review Malta Goya 🇵🇷🇵🇷
I would like to point out that it's September 20 and not one single dislike on this video with 1.5k likes. That right there is worthy...as are you PV3!!!
Yep.
Whatever I can do to help these videos coming. It’s like a series that I can’t wait for the next episode to come out!!
#Algorithm
#bestincomedy
Thank you Sandy!
Brings back memories. I think...
The nation is always proud of you PV3
Roll-up windows are the superior windows if you ever had to foot the mechanic bill for rewiring.
I'd like to see the boudoir calendar please. ♥️
I must say u may be on to something 749 likes and no dislikes....u r on it buddy 💯💯💯💯😅😅😅😅
Perfect
"Being there doing that"
Words to live by
"Speaking of sleeping in your car.....José Cuervo "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. One liner after one liner after one liner. PV3 Cannot Miss!
Please try Coolabah boxed wine!!! Or chinese grain alcohol!
The more PV3 lore I get, the further I recede from reality
Come back, Derek! We need you!
YAAAASSSSS!!! SHOTS!!!
Casa Bonita? Is PV3 from CO?
Or Oklahoma? We had a Casa Bonita in Tulsa too.
Perfection
Hi from Mexico. Try the Dobel Diamante Tequila.
Somebody find me a copy of that calendar.
Is the jazzy soundtrack new? If so, well done! Who would be dranking this? Apparently me? I spit a few too many Cuervo shots to hear any soundtrack before watching past videos. (By the way, I think we'd all buy that Wine Sommelier calendar.)
Nice shout out to Hoobastank. Tequila makes me feel pretty warm.
Nice vod
We hope one day there will be a PV4
Love the cough.
Is that a sweet one like the Goldie Locks 🔒 one
I gagged when he stared swishing that lol
I giggle with a evil laugh ahahahahahhahaha
The house he broke into this week has a sous vide cooker on top of the fridge
I’d love to see the Apothic wine series be reviewed. Either rapid fire or just flat out reviewed.
Pairs with lime and having a good time.
That was a lot to unpack. Do you need the nation to take care of you PV3?🥺❤️
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Can we crowd source and have drizzly deliver a few bottles?
@@jamit2u whatever it takes to help him through the pains of the divorce… the guilt of the murder of Chadwick… oh no we’ve said too much!
@@108mle If we can get the PV3 nation to testify that Prescott has a twin or enough DNA from that bitch Abby we can be prepared if a “ dead “ Chadwick ever surfaces , but I’m confident this won’t be a problem
@@jamit2u this is the correct thinking. We can also monetize that calendar to pay for the court costs… @unemployedwineguy
@@108mle the court costs to fight the anticipated physc hold I expect Abby will try? We have to work to manage his decent into an alcoholic haze and not let it turn into delusions and madness. We are here to help PV3 we can’t let him forget rehab is for quitters
Jose Cuervo is the only alcohol I’ve drank where I actually got into a fight
We can only imagine what kinda berserk beast PV3 turns into once Mr Cuervo gets to his ear. Im praying for Dean...
Hey Prescott Vanmeyer III I'm only half way into the video and gotta ask, are you okay??
I just can't stop laughing from the *swish*"F&^K YOU"... i've felt that in my soul so many times.... and by the way, the BEST tequila comes in plastic bottles. If there's sand in the bottom, you know it's good!
I wish we had sizlers in Texas I mis them.
So, let’s pour it into a shot glass. Omg, I love it. Lolololololo