Key & Peele - Text Message Confusion - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 8. 10. 2014
- Keegan and Jordan misunderstand the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.
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#KeyandPeele - Komedie
I sent this to my wife. She thought i was making fun of her and got mad.
I was making fun of her
Bob Bob 😹😹😹
🤣🤣🤣
@El Nubian Damn u must have had a rough childhood
Lolololol
congrats on good communication!
*when one friend has anxiety and the other friend has depression*
I'm assuming Keegan's the one with anxiety?
Imagine a person with both 😖
Nah. If he had depression he wouldn't leave the house.
Im a friend of mine
Nope. When one friend is high, and the other isn't.
This is why you gotta add an “lol” at the end
Then they think you are a psychopath for laughing at everything, congratulations now you need to explain every time that you are joking
People Sometimes Use That To Be Sarcastic.
"I'm gonna kill you lol"
That way you can be honest and still catch them off guard
More important than a period 😂
Right!!!!! Like “i hate you, love you bi*tch, Lol
This sketch is so intense that people seem to miss jordan's increasing amount of bongs everytime it cuts to him
The bongs make me laugh every time! And he starts with the glass pipe in his hand. Pipes everywhere! It's hilarious!
I didn't notice this until I saw your comment, and when I was watching for it I also noticed that it cuts from key to peele saying "first round's on me" and when it cuts back to key theres a knife stuck straight up in the cutting board lol
great find
I noticed! 🤣
With the dinosaurs
"This mother fucker right here" had me dying
Angelo James Mordini same
Angelo James Mordini like I said what ever
fuck this guy
lol
The difference between a stoner and someone jacked up on caffeine...
more like cocaine and alcohol and steroids and meth
That is exactly what each of them are having in the scene.
Except not really and its a comedy sketch 🤷♀️
Holy shit. Great attention to detail!
@@americantoastman7296 I thought it was a documentary
"Touchdown b*tch, what. Pause." Best gaming narration ever.
I quote this whenever I play any video game
Agreed 🤌🏾
I love how the whole sketch is set up. Jordan with the bongs, sitting on the sofa, messy room. Clearly displays a more relaxed, care free character. Keegan with the caffeine, standing up while pacing and jumping about, tidy house, wanting a scheduled time. Clearly a more active, productive go getter who takes life more seriously, however clearly more stressed. And then the whole conversation is how these two life styles produce such different perspectives on the same interaction. Over all it is a criticism of the stress produced by that productive life style and how we as humans need to find that mix of bongs and coffee. Beautiful stuff boys.
How dare you educate me!
@@ElisandroDeLeon Be grateful, student. ;)
Boy wrote a whole essay of the figurative meaning behind it. Wait, are you my English teacher?
You must be an English teacher
You sound like a professor
This should be featured at every corporate communications training event.
Lol
😅😢😫😂🤭😝😜😄🙄😶🤔🤨😴😩😭🙁
This was used for my on the job training 😂
It should be included in elementary education...
My Professor used this in our Communication class
We gonna ignore the fact that he planned on murdering this man in a public place?
IRL that actually happens all the time.
Caffeine caused it
@@grenadebiter yeah social anxiety with colon nerveux do that
@@CGFUN829 lol
Don’t think he “planned” anything...pure anger
This is actually a helpful reminder to not read too deeply into things. In therapy they call it "mind reading" when you go around assuming the worst about what people must "really" mean instead of taking what they say at face value or, you know, asking them what they meant lol. This bit is hilarious, but also a little too real!
Yep. Maybe some people do mean things they're not saying and are trying to be snide underneath their words, but it's still better to as a general rule to take it at face value and not read into it via text messages
I love Jordan just singing along to the song at the bar just living his best life
Im almost sure that song is from one of their skits.
Aww, you're wholesome x
@@ElisandroDeLeon yeah it is hahaha
Perspective is everything
@@ajaxlewis7664thanks :)
Only a best friend would know your favorite choice of post-apocalyptic weapon.
Montesama314 i thought i was the only one
+Montesama314 Awww, true friendship.
+Alex Mansfield (Alrex) IM HERE TO LOL
I meant the one people actually care about
YEA I KNOW I HATE IT
That wasn't going to be a streetfight that was going to be a murder.
+Big R no streefight cause no rules
+Big R beeeeat it ! Beat it no one wants to be defeated!
+Tyler Parziale Damn it! Now I gotta see the video.
Sheow!
Sheow
Sheow
Sheow
Toodoo du deedu
Teer du dup
Big
wish it was that way,would have got rid
says the guy with a tank as his profile pic
The tiny cartwheel off the counter always gets me 😂 YOU WANNA GO
MY FAVORITE PART, TOO 😂
As a communications major, I use this skit as an example of multiple failures in the communication process
My communications teacher showed this in class and a girl fainted at the end. Then everyone stood and clapped.
My man kicked his legs up off the counter
Something I would do that's why it was so funny but simple...I dont know where to divert my anger at the time so I sometimes end up doing weird shit or just being me lol have a great day wherever you are🙂
xD
All of us non-acrobatic wannabe ninjas have done it. It's how you show dominance when your mind wants you to go all Bruce Lee, but your body goes figure-skater.
@@YourMajesty143 I love you for this your funny ...and I agree( as I'm still laughing )
Lmao I lost it 😂😂😂
This is why emojis exist.
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AverageSqueaker I wish that shit worked
AverageSqueaker Dat Profile Pic Tho
AverageSqueaker this is why calling would have been easier
flightjam Remember that? When people *talked* on the phone? Those were the days.
1:50 that little jump he did right there had me dying
I knowwwww
Ahahaha yeah I do that often
Hehehe
I have problems reading people and I get paranoid about peoples moods and tones especially when texting. My therapist showed me this video and it honestly has helped me not make to big a deal of it
Awesome!😊👍🏼
That's actually pretty cool.
That's great man!
I think your therapist just wanted to watch Key & Peele 😂
"For my post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume, how did you know?" Had me rolling xD
That NEEDS to be a thing.
These guys are fucking geniuses, there I said it.
lmbo! IKR?! Best pacifying comment EVER!
Kurama Uzumaki
Rebecca Fernandez yes ma'am?
The cutest part of this sketch is the fact that Jordan shaved to go out with his best friend. Adorable.
Omg I've watched this several times but never noticed
Didn't notice that, damn there amazing.
True friendship
Great catch
Haha true, well they went to a public place and you never know when there might be some hotties around, a man should always be prepared lol.
"Post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume" why is that so specific lol
I absolutely love that they did this as themselves 😂
This confusion happens a lot in relationships too. That’s why some things are better left said in person
EXACTLY
Or at least call/facetime (depending on importance level of course)
dude are you ok?
Story of my life with my man. I'm Keegan hahah
Ya all got some problems
This may be a comedy skit, but the struggle is real.
Mark M-K 😹😹😹
my man gets it
Jay
???
My friends and I talk over the phone all the time and text much less. Even then, how does texting make this generation ‘pussy ass?’ sometimes its just a lot more convenient, ykno??
That's why it's funny...
This is why phones exist lol. Dial them and speak to a human 😁
I like how Keagan sees Jordan's calm demeanor at the bar and realizes he misread the whole situation.
I will never get tired of a Keegan kick in the air.
2:03 - no knife in the board
2:07 - knife in the board
Guess the knife stabbing clip didn't make the Cut.
Good eyes
I spent so long trying to find out what you were talkin bout but then saw it and realized Imma absolute retard
Wow man and i thought i have amazing concentration
kk kid
"didn't make the cut" hahaaa, nice one
Reminds me of every discussion I've participated on the internet.
I disagree
Exactly
You see, this is why I hate the Internet.
***** ¡LOL! to this whole friggon thread
Like Mike If I like could I'd like all y'alls sit. career it can go both ways, depending your mindedness. Moderation, balance, feeling good is tuff when your in the others end mis hermanas e hermanos.
This is so great at showing how projecting our own perspective onto someone else's words is not gonna end well.
1:50 that leg thing always gets me 😂😂😂
1:49 Manliest reaction to a text I've ever seen.
the more i replay tht clip the funnier this comment gets
@@tenchu_117ch true XD
So light and elegant
Wit that ~flutter kick~
🤣🤣🤣😂
I just realized one was drinking coffee while the other was smoking
Underrated comment
@@CrypticSWLDN XD thanks
Okay...
What's your point?
@@dominikblack8943 Coffee amps you up and smoking mellows you down. the one drinking coffee was crazy and the one smoking was relaxed
One of my favorite skits to this day. I remember it every time I read a text lol
This is probably my favorite. I still think about it from time to time.
This should be shown in relationship counselling. Might bring a lot of couples closer and understand the issue.
yeah i guess so
How?
@@americantoastman7296 how Important communication is , how the same words can mean the opposite depending on the perspective. Soo to at least try and understand each other , other then jumping to conclusion. You know stuff like that.
Or increase the the amount of spiked-bat related fatalities.
Reminds me of this: czcams.com/video/-4EDhdAHrOg/video.html
plot twist : they're actually in the same house.
Why does this have 15 likes?
Kelly Pak 22 now 😂
@@calebh4419 now 30 lol
134!!!!!
That makes it even funnier. People will be right next to another and communicate via text.
Probably my favorite sketch they did.
I love this skit!
Every time i have a misunderstanding over text i always reference this and have to watch it lmfao, its just too real
“You’re priceless, awwww” that’s my relationship life in a nutshell
YOU'RE THE ONE WHOS FUCKIN PRICELESS
YOU WANNA GO RN
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
@@bedwarspro1917 OKAY LET'S GO?!! He said okay--OKAY LET'S GO!!!
Why did i never watch key and peele until today. Its fucking great.
Mike H lol
I didn't know it exist since a few month ago
Mike H me too
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Mike H ikr
I like how after he said “Ok let’s go” Keegan just does that little thing with the counter. I’ll just put a time thing right here -> 1:42
Miscommunication... Priceless 😅😂
Everyone is sleeping on “post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume”
How did you know?
I think most people don't know who that is. Including me.
@@BaldMancTwat
He was the 1st black player to play in MLB.
Bald Manc Twat With A Head Like A Fucking Orange bruh seriously??? Who don’t know who that is
@@cdub8870 true everyone knows who he is even if your not a baseball fan, mans changed the game
Key is on Caffeine. Jordan is on Weed. was that intentional 😱
Bibek N. Deka yep
I think Key is on Cocaine.
Cokeyne
czcams.com/video/Sa4TJaQTu14/video.html
Bibek N. Deka ii
This is probably the funniest and realistic skit. Love these two together
1:56 “KEEGAN..... YOU NUT!” 😆😂🤣 I nearly died laughing!!!
Ya dun messed up now, A-A-RON!
the fuck i did asshole!!😂😂
Insubordinate and churlish!! We'll see what Principal Oh-Shag-Henessey has to say!
Wrong episode bruh
DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKE
Lol I have a friend named Aaron and I always call him that.
Emojis, saving friendships everyday 😂
+Leah Osborne --Sent that bxtch a smiley face. Bxtches love smiley faces.
More like saving lives
asno lion LOL
+Leah Osborne It's actually funny that you mention that. Emojis actually vary from operating system to operating system, so you really never know what you're actually sending to someone. Whenever you send an emoji, it's actually sending a code. The device interprets the code and displays an emoji. If the OS doesn't have the emoji, nothing will show up.
+NeinZedd9 Nah man you don't do any of the pre stuff you do it raw.
:3
Hahaha 😂 😂
I’m a therapist and used this skit to show a client how text messages can get misconstrued because she was so upset about one she received from her daughter in law. Worked perfectly 😆
Love Key and Peele 😂
My mom and her great niece were texting back and forth and both were taking the text way out of context, but mostly my mom. I sent them both this skit.
I've seriously watched this too many times to remember and still laugh like it's the first time seeing it
The leg flutter at 1:50 😂
Hahahaha my fave part, so elegant and graceful
That’s some MadTV moves right there
Lmao my little brother trying to learn my dances
Str8 Coach Hines 😂😂😂😂😂
Increased Standards i know right lol
That little jump Keegan does at 1:50! That is too adorable
Omg yes lol
That shit had me dying lmfao
Michelle Fung funny as hell, saw him doing it in one of those Obama - Luther skits as well
TheCortezCardinal What is it called?! I gotta see it!
Michelle Fung czcams.com/video/GDyO4KzbuiE/video.html at 1:35
This is one of the best ones I’ve ever seen.
Its been 6 years and im still watching this video. And i just want to say....HAPPY 10MILLION SUBSCRIBERS IN ADVANCE COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!
My favorite part is 1:51 when he lifts himself off of the ground using the counter
Thats my favourite part too 😂
+Arnindhita Lei And just casually says "okay".
I love Keegan
they go so hard
Coach Hines!!!!
I was waiting for someone to make that reference! You deserve more ups
Whenever Key kicks his heels up in anger I die laughing 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 thought i was the only 1 😂😂
He does it as Luthor more😂😂😂
i got it to 999 likes it's up to one more random person to get it to 1k
HA!!!! Yes! 😂
Me toooooo
this was the first key & peele video i watched. Hooked onto it till now
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this man was considerate enough to get his bud the prop he needed for his costume?
Lol this is a perfect representation of the differences between a pothead and a caffeine junkie!
What if you're both...
sooooo, a Pothead and a Pothead?
Tyler Brown bruh....*high five*
A Pot(weed)-head and a (coffee)Pot-head.
1:11 "OOHhh" hahahahaha I hear Meeghan coming out
"OH NO
OH NO THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS"
Favourite line.
Eddy Jin it’s like you’re a professional asshole or smth
Eddy Jin clever.
Eddy Jin did you get your lunch money back
Eddy Jin If this is all it takes to interrupt you 🧐
Eddy Jin how about now
I'm glad they made this video. It's hilarious, and it applies. I use this video to teach people about projection.. I've sent this video to a lot of people with anger issues...
This skit cracks me up every single time I see it even though I know how it ends !!
This is like pessimism vs optimism in an indifferent reality. Everything's a matter of interpretation.
True
It's a joke on Poe's Law, don't look beyond that joke.
Omg it's almost like that's the whole point...... You are sooo smart captain.
whatever i dont care
It's just the absence of vocal tonality which sometimes makes texts hard to understand the true meaning
I only just noticed that in the bar you can hear the song from their skit “Party Don’t Stop” 😂
I know like TF Easter egg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s also in their Post Apocalyptic Hunt video lol
Nikosis dawg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same here. And I’ve seen this sketch at least 20 times now
Love the transitions
I always return to this skit 😂😂 gets me every time
Although they haven't been in our lives for that long, I genuinely feel that Key & Peele deserve a lifetime achievement award for their contribution to Comedy and Entertainment.
They been in my life since madtv in 2003 idk what you mean that long
@@smhgaming3259 I mean, it's still not that long. Lifetime Achievement Awards are awarded to careers spanning sometimes 40-50 years.
One of met Obama
@@PilkoPants I'm 24 as of today so being In my life since I was 8/9 is a long time 15 years
Key and Peele have been in my life since 2003. I was born in 2003. Fuck outa here
For my post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume how did you know?
Yup, he got that from Z Nation, lol
Hahaha I was thinking more Negan and Lucille from the Walking Dead lol 😆
Fallout bruh moment w/cheese
NintendoFanBoy07 That was the funniest part of the sketch to me 😂🤣😂🤣
Too much positivity
These two are hilarious. I love their humor.
This is so wonderful, the opposite reaction from 1:23 and 1:30, the little frustration jump at 1:51, marvelous.
"It's gonna be a fucking street fight" lmfao
Mr Humaid lol i almost died laughing when he said “rounds? There wont be any rounds...”
Key is how girls text and Peele is how guys text.
Facts!!!😂😂
😳😵STOP WITH THE STERETYPING!!! 😠😠😠
Key is how guys text and Peele is how girls text.
@@leolee8445 someone is butt hurt
@@noitucx more guys smokes weed and more girls drinks coffee and get their panties in a bunch.
Simply one of the best episode👏🏻😁
I’ve realized why I love watching these sketches. It took way longer then it should have to notice but these two are the main characters in Keanu. Funny people.
I love the little leg kickies he does after he gets real upset.
I love that you said kickies😂😂
I was scrolling looking for this comment 😂🙏🏼 same!
Dude the same!
You should search up his “Coach Hines” skits from MADTV. He does it a lot there. Mad funny
Haaaha
This is so fucking unbelievably relatable
I was thinking the exact same thing
+Alexandra Buyck get life's
Dude I know right!!!
Yeah especially when you go to the bar to kill them and then realize it was just a misunderstanding. So relatable
Hippin'-T yeah fuck you go to Germany with that grammar Nazi bullshit.. fuck outta here
Just the mood in each situation turned the same words into different context. Genius!!
These guys are great!!
that flutter kick tho 1:50
i lost it when he did that swinging leg thing lmao
And that's why you can have the option of calling.
unless they "miss" all your calls
calling?
+whitedevil2 ikr. what is that?
I don't know why people have become to dislike phone calls.
jellybearpanda...let me take the time to appreciate the FT logo you have xD
2:14 Peele sing When the party don't stop music skit that a nice touch 😌
2:16 god I love key and peels continuity references to previous sketches
Which one?
@@LetsPlayArcanium the music playing in the back is from one of their old sketches about the party that never stops skip back a few seconds you can hear it better
That apocalyptic Jackie Robinson idea sounds fire
That's low key Jordan's next film project though!!
SUN WARRIOR for real?
Has anyone ever actually done this for Halloween? I think this would be super sweet
I came back for Key's off-the-counter kick. 1:50 . Good times.
DaaaahWhoosh 😅😂 guilty! So did I
DaaaahWhoosh hi
DaaaahWhoosh
😂😂😂😂
I used to do that when i was a kid, everyone thought i was weird.
Keegan Michael Key's screaming voice is the best 🤣🤣🤣
The two most underrated artists in show business. They're incredible.
That little jump/kick off the kitchen counter got me big style 😜
+Brian A got you big style? the fuck?
+alex bro do you want me to take someone else Masters
Keegan almost went Negan on his ass at 2:19
Jigglypoop97 lol
rko outtanowhere!!!!!!111! I can't resist terrible puns!
If it were only barbed wire not nails
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wow, you can get me my ex back omar? and i don't even have an ex..
I LOVE this bit. Always puts a smile on my face
Gotta love how Peele shaves before leaving for the bar. What a great buddy to look sharp and buy first round.
Someone already said this but nice try 😂😂😂
I love how key and peele can play such real characters
Davé Ghimire ikr
The Keegan legs he does in the kitchen are hilarious. Have you ever been so mad you had to dance?
These dudes have a direct line to whatever makes me laugh 😂😂
This is my favorite skit of theirs
Cause tonight we're gonna party like the party don't stop lol
Jimmy Conners that was perf
Jimmy Conners ikr
Weed vs Coffee, the choice is yours
why choose? they're great together!
I didn't even notice
Peppermint coffee
Weed
Coffee & Kush. Coffee though. Caramel flavor.
I think about this sketch on a regular basis and probably will for the rest of my life.
The little table hop that key does kills me everytime