ASMR Voice: My Imperative [M4F] [Arranged Marriage]

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Komentáře • 378

  • @TheFruitLoops-pz6vp
    @TheFruitLoops-pz6vp Před 5 lety +2042

    “Makes me think you’re dressing for someone else.”
    I am. *hair flip* Myself.

  • @meepmeepp
    @meepmeepp Před 5 lety +1616

    Cardlin: Tell me something I don't know.
    Me: Switch to Geico and you can save 15% or more on car insurance-

  • @kaitlynbazaldua5146
    @kaitlynbazaldua5146 Před 5 lety +1279

    this is the only arranged marriage I would be happy in

  • @MayMagnolia06
    @MayMagnolia06 Před 5 lety +592

    "You're human"
    **T-Poses**
    Me: "Say that again"

  • @MrSatan-to4lq
    @MrSatan-to4lq Před 4 lety +521

    “Tell me something I don’t know.”
    Me: “You’re just a brain. Your body isn’t you, it’s just your host.”

  • @honeyary
    @honeyary Před 5 lety +923

    “Tell me something i dont know”
    *SELENA GOMEZ BREAKS THROUGH THE WALLS*
    TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

    • @princxsslai9332
      @princxsslai9332 Před 5 lety +6

      aarynn deleon she is quaking

    • @tannerhuman
      @tannerhuman Před 5 lety +7

      I was thinking the saaame thiiiiing

    • @honeyary
      @honeyary Před 5 lety +1

      I MEANT GOMEZ BUT YALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

    • @hellobonnie1380
      @hellobonnie1380 Před 5 lety +2

      *THIS..IS BEAUTIFUL*

    • @lovelyheaven1373
      @lovelyheaven1373 Před 5 lety +17

      LIKE HOW MANY INCHES IN A MILE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE GET YOU NOT TO TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD BABY!!!😂😂😂 sorry I had to continue

  • @misha7ify
    @misha7ify Před 5 lety +618

    I like Cardlin because hes honestly not like other youtubers? His content is wholesome and it feels natural.

    • @kit0675
      @kit0675 Před 5 lety +23

      Exactly its like your in the rp instead of listening to it

    • @ccnicole3836
      @ccnicole3836 Před 5 lety +4

      WHOLESOME CONTENT IS LIFE!! \(^•^)/

    • @andebrown3800
      @andebrown3800 Před 3 lety +1

      I agree. 😌💙

    • @willow4158
      @willow4158 Před 3 lety +4

      HOOOOWOWOOO wholesome u say? Patreon I say back. 🤡

    • @misha7ify
      @misha7ify Před 3 lety +3

      @@willow4158 that's a secret wait-

  • @azurerose6607
    @azurerose6607 Před 5 lety +592

    "Tell me something I don't know"
    "Well uh... Jesus was black."

  • @emimae5053
    @emimae5053 Před 5 lety +230

    “You’re human”
    You wanna bet boi

    • @luminous7440
      @luminous7440 Před 5 lety +3

      Emi Mae I'm a dog woof woof woof

    • @spinotaku1459
      @spinotaku1459 Před 5 lety +13

      Emi Mae I don't need a degree to be a coat hanger.

    • @emimae5053
      @emimae5053 Před 5 lety +3

      that reference though

    • @spinotaku1459
      @spinotaku1459 Před 5 lety +1

      Emi Mae yea

    • @mil2292
      @mil2292 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm a old burrito you find in the back of your fridge

  • @MeaghanMariesCuriosities
    @MeaghanMariesCuriosities Před 4 lety +84

    5:55
    Him: whatever it takes for you to unravel a bit
    Me: OSHIETE OSHIETE YO, SONO SHIKUMI WO...

  • @aishaazeez9737
    @aishaazeez9737 Před 5 lety +196

    Oh my god. I just thought of this while gluing my eyelashes on but you should totally do an audio where you wait for her while she's doing her make up and you watch her and start asking questions and stuff.

  • @cupcakecutie1518
    @cupcakecutie1518 Před 5 lety +431

    cardline's girlfriend better hold onto him like Grim death.😃

  • @manaiaisaia5898
    @manaiaisaia5898 Před 5 lety +170

    Cardlin: I know your in there
    Me: *door won’t open cardy bear*

    • @kimchi.-.
      @kimchi.-. Před 2 lety +1

      You mean "The it's open but the door is just heavy"

  • @emossuck4722
    @emossuck4722 Před 3 lety +39

    Cardlin:"Did you lose weight?"
    My stomach: *grrrjtjrjrjssjcjr grrrroar* 👹

  • @ryuu1922
    @ryuu1922 Před 3 lety +19

    "Tell me something I don't know."
    ...My sleep paralysis demon's name is Jerry and he just learned how to say the word cucumber by waking me up at 3 in the fkn morning
    "Breathe."
    Me : **stops breathing**

    • @n.b3434
      @n.b3434 Před 3 lety +3

      sometimes i forget to breathe and when i read this i was like “oh shit i’m not breathing”

  • @dipdipmorty
    @dipdipmorty Před 5 lety +92

    Dude I was a horrible person growing lol
    Cardlin: you even pushed me in the dirt-
    Me: *hugs* IM SORRRRYYYYYYYY

  • @whompwhomp2823
    @whompwhomp2823 Před 4 lety +49

    “tell me something i don’t know”
    *selena gomez wants to know your location*

  • @the_anime_cute_girllthe_an7674

    cardlin : you are a human
    i: no i am a alien 😂😂😂😘😘😘

  • @yourl0ver
    @yourl0ver Před 5 lety +126

    Me-acHooOoaAa
    Also me-“I sneezed and farted at the same time”
    Mom-“Who are you talking to”
    Me-“god”
    2021 : okay bestie, get it😩🤳

    • @pizzaparty2241
      @pizzaparty2241 Před 4 lety +5

      Bitch-Lasagna Best 20/10
      I laughed at this harder than I probably should have. Ohh well😁😁

    • @sarcxsticry
      @sarcxsticry Před 2 lety

      BAHAHAHA 😂

  • @princessfaithe9341
    @princessfaithe9341 Před 5 lety +85

    Cardlin: tell me something I don't know
    me: tell me, tell me, tell me, something I don't know, something I don't know
    I'm sorry 😂😂😂

    • @allieclark5534
      @allieclark5534 Před 5 lety +2

      HOW MANY INCHES IN A MILE WHAT I TAKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

  • @RackednStackeddd
    @RackednStackeddd Před 5 lety +218

    tbh I've always hated arranged marriages, I hate how your being married off to someone you don't love or even hate just because it better for someone else

    • @lasrber
      @lasrber Před 5 lety +25

      Hana_ Song I've always felt the opposite. I wanted an arrangemed marriage, and seeing the disaster my choice in husbands was, I still believe my parents would have done better lol

    • @goat_is_kambing
      @goat_is_kambing Před 5 lety +12

      I thought I wouldn't mind if my parents do this but an incident causes me to think deeply and panicked that it makes me hyperventilate, I was so afraid if I were to marry someone I don't know

    • @arwaal-abdulkarim7490
      @arwaal-abdulkarim7490 Před 5 lety +9

      i have the same opinion but at least u have the chance to get a divorce if you hate it that much

    • @lasrber
      @lasrber Před 5 lety +11

      Arwa Al-Abdulkarim not always, there's cases where trying to leave can be just as dangerous as staying, if not more so in the short term

    • @yoalanorchid9318
      @yoalanorchid9318 Před 5 lety +12

      If it was an arranged marriage to Cardlin, I’d hands down be into it. But other than him, yeah I hate arranging marriages

  • @billiemarierosado4038
    @billiemarierosado4038 Před 5 lety +32

    him: silent again?
    me: I'm Hispanic....

  • @jaelasims6499
    @jaelasims6499 Před 5 lety +266

    OMG😋 Eating McDonald's and Listening to Cardlin! I'm Lovin' It *ba da da da da*
    I'm Sorry.

  • @sophievago
    @sophievago Před 5 lety +91

    My heart was beating so hard the whole time i thought i was having a heart attack. Actually almost made me cry, too. Cardlin you can't do this to me. I'm too old to feel this many things from just your voice alone. Ugh, but thank you nevertheless 💕

  • @0mgitsrain
    @0mgitsrain Před 4 lety +15

    Him: You are human
    Me: imma friggin manga character

  • @koalalove7535
    @koalalove7535 Před 4 lety +16

    God the hidden sadness in his voice is hard to hear😭

  • @mil2292
    @mil2292 Před 5 lety +47

    I spit out my ramen when I saw the notification

    • @EmiriYelm
      @EmiriYelm Před 5 lety +1

      You much be destroyed. That poor Ramen but be avenged.

  • @lilianna9486
    @lilianna9486 Před 5 lety +56

    WOW what a coincidence ... I was just thinking about an arranged married story to write THIS WAS AMAZING

  • @confusia7495
    @confusia7495 Před 5 lety +413

    WHERE MY NOTIFICATION QUEENS AT?!?!

  • @cherryman337
    @cherryman337 Před 5 lety +41

    Hmm yes... fine taste.
    *Munches Chips*

  • @princessadvent
    @princessadvent Před 4 lety +12

    Cardlin: Whatever it takes for you to unravel-
    Me: *proceeds to scream the Tokyo Ghoul opening*

  • @pamtown666
    @pamtown666 Před 4 lety +16

    You have pierced my heart with your tender sweetness!

  • @lizzymartinez2078
    @lizzymartinez2078 Před 5 lety +8

    Cardlin: Can I have your hand?
    Me: No! 🙅😂

  • @morganwheatley1771
    @morganwheatley1771 Před 4 lety +19

    My boyfriend: falls asleep at a healthy time and sleeping peacefully
    Me: listening to these, one after the other at 2am

  • @societylies_2you130
    @societylies_2you130 Před 3 lety +2

    " no your more transparent"
    *Jee thanks cardlin for pointing out how I can't tan and am basically a vampire*

  • @LifeWithFeria
    @LifeWithFeria Před 5 lety +46

    my prayers have been answered
    🙌🏾🙏🏽

  • @Binx03
    @Binx03 Před 5 lety +19

    💍
    Edit: I feel very appreciated right now, love you Cardlin!

  • @NDR_24
    @NDR_24 Před rokem +2

    -0:29 it’s thee most important part of respecting one’s boundaries and consents. 4yrs & I still fall in love with these audios! ♥️ xx

  • @anasalazar8441
    @anasalazar8441 Před 5 lety +17

    Best arranged marriage ever😍

  • @katwhisperer6199
    @katwhisperer6199 Před 3 lety +5

    That was really sweet! Glad it popped up on my recommends. Keep up the good work!

  • @jordanhermanus7361
    @jordanhermanus7361 Před 3 lety +3

    “I know you’re in there”
    Me: GO AWAY ANNA !! 🥶

  • @haten2lovesilencen2music78

    My new favorite on this channel. FOR REALS

  • @bendyspoons5883
    @bendyspoons5883 Před 3 lety +2

    "Tell me something I don't know"
    Wombats poop cubes

  • @strawberrymilkshake9892
    @strawberrymilkshake9892 Před 5 lety +11

    Yes Cardlin posted
    Thx Scribbly for the great script
    And thx Cardlin for the amazing voice acting

  • @CHERRISHLOVESTMNT
    @CHERRISHLOVESTMNT Před 3 lety +2

    Words can’t describe how much I love this audio. I wish there was more like it❤️❤️

  • @paolamoreno4862
    @paolamoreno4862 Před 5 lety +6

    I need a part two, I loved it 😍😍

  • @lucydevlin8756
    @lucydevlin8756 Před 5 lety +4

    Another fantastic audio by one of my favourites

  • @meguvmii
    @meguvmii Před 5 lety +5

    Omg I love your voice. It sounds so nice to listen to.

  • @otaku_illness1144
    @otaku_illness1144 Před 5 lety +4

    YES ANOTHER UPLOAD!!! GREAT JOB CARDLINNNN

  • @muneerajuma4906
    @muneerajuma4906 Před 5 lety +5

    As always cardlin sweeps me off my feet again

  • @sicosaya09
    @sicosaya09 Před 5 lety +4

    SCRIBBLY!!!! I AM SO FREAKING PROUD OF YOU!!!
    Good job on bringing to live Cardlin ma dude!
    💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @marina599
    @marina599 Před 5 lety +10

    Cardlin, man this needs a second part! Come on!

  • @imhisoka1138
    @imhisoka1138 Před 3 lety +2

    this is the only arranged marriage i will agree to 😩🤚

  • @ghostlyaudios7935
    @ghostlyaudios7935 Před 5 lety +4

    How does Cardlin make me so happy? And why is he so adorable?!😍😍😍😍 Great video! Keep up the great work! ☺️👍

  • @gabbybracamontes9575
    @gabbybracamontes9575 Před 5 lety +9

    this is so freaking good

  • @sadieray1125
    @sadieray1125 Před 5 lety +2

    Such a good way to end my day 💕

  • @pisces2881
    @pisces2881 Před 5 lety +5

    I love these so much.

  • @lyca9630
    @lyca9630 Před 5 lety +49

    Ooohhh~ Very very wonderful story 👏👏
    Ps. I would gladly accept an arrange marriage with Cardlin 😂💕

  • @oubahmohamed1617
    @oubahmohamed1617 Před 5 lety +27

    Ok but where is pt 2?

  • @tannerhuman
    @tannerhuman Před 5 lety +9

    I’m really into this one

  • @zoewarfield6505
    @zoewarfield6505 Před 5 lety +3

    Amazing as always❤️❤️

  • @tabithacarpenter3836
    @tabithacarpenter3836 Před 5 lety +4

    LOVE IT!

  • @sirename2358
    @sirename2358 Před 2 lety

    Out of all the asmrs ive herd this is a favorite 💛.

  • @funnyferret6064
    @funnyferret6064 Před 5 lety +9

    I’m intrigued

  • @Alex-hj1vk
    @Alex-hj1vk Před 5 lety +13

    Aww this is nice❣

  • @hellobonnie1380
    @hellobonnie1380 Před 5 lety +14

    Sorry for double post..but what if ALLLLL the cardlins met each other? Even cannibal cardlin 0-0

  • @sirename2358
    @sirename2358 Před 2 lety

    this one out of most is my favorite

  • @redjordan1782
    @redjordan1782 Před 5 lety +5

    This is so sweet ❤
    And it seems the woman is a tsundere 😂

  • @Insanity_-wr3iz
    @Insanity_-wr3iz Před 5 lety +5

    💍 loved it!

  • @arwaal-abdulkarim7490
    @arwaal-abdulkarim7490 Před 5 lety +4

    WE NEED A PART 2

  • @janellelouise361
    @janellelouise361 Před 5 lety +4

    I NEED MORE OMYGOD

  • @nyx1616
    @nyx1616 Před 5 lety +2

    Another...really good

  • @camilasm7448
    @camilasm7448 Před 3 lety +7

    I was so in the character that I acted like I was disliking a bit but I wouldn’t mind being in this arrange marriage ❤️

  • @noor2line
    @noor2line Před 5 lety +11

    This is amazing 😭😍
    Even though I didn't listen to the whole thing yet but I'm sure it would be awesome ❤
    Keep up the perfect work ❤
    EDIT :
    Cardlin : you are human..
    Me : oh really!?...cuz I've always thought I was a potato..hmmm.....
    Thx for clearing things up 😂

  • @fridayswithlouise6698
    @fridayswithlouise6698 Před 5 lety +2

    Hi Cardlin. I love your videos 💗

  • @Momo-P
    @Momo-P Před 5 lety +12

    OMG! I love this! Also first!

  • @ellaramsey2770
    @ellaramsey2770 Před 5 lety +9

    Hey cardlin! i doubt you will see this but if you do, pleaseeeee make more sleep aid videos since i can never sleep and listening to your voice really helps i don’t know why? By now i probably know the script for all of them so if you see this.. please make more :) keep up the good work with your channel

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 5 lety +3

      I do one a month! Right now, I'm in the middle of doing Sleep-aid Alice In Wonderland readings. Hope you enjoy them!

    • @ellaramsey2770
      @ellaramsey2770 Před 5 lety

      CardlinAudio Thank you, I love the Alice in Wonderland ones!!

  • @reillycynthia9780
    @reillycynthia9780 Před 5 lety +1

    *Fabulously flips people off*

  • @cassya.2774
    @cassya.2774 Před 5 lety +4

    Omg! How do you know I saw a cute dog today?😍

  • @jessicaborja2230
    @jessicaborja2230 Před 5 lety +5

    PART 2, PWEAAAASEEE?~

  • @kenadykrause443
    @kenadykrause443 Před 5 lety +1

    OOOOOOH I LOVE IT

  • @allium561
    @allium561 Před 5 lety +22

    This is very nice. Made me feel fuzzy inside. Although, this not really my cup of tea.🤔
    Anyway, thanks. ☺️

  • @Crystal.lynnxo
    @Crystal.lynnxo Před 5 lety

    Loveeeeeee it!!!!! 💖💖💖 keep making these videos your so awesome and funny and soo sweet 😄😄 love all your vids

  • @nurliyanareza8316
    @nurliyanareza8316 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey..... Cardlin,love this video so much.... Please do more like it 😊😊

  • @jennifersmith9775
    @jennifersmith9775 Před 5 lety

    Very sweet

  • @cynellekhentannvasquez8219

    Any hard headed independent woman would surely bend and break to this man

  • @hellobonnie1380
    @hellobonnie1380 Před 5 lety +3

    *I WAS AT THE FAIR IM HERE NOW!!!*

  • @yumisunset7076
    @yumisunset7076 Před 3 lety +2

    Cardlin: tell me something I don’t know
    Me: I’m gay🏳️‍🌈

  • @makaylaschrad8828
    @makaylaschrad8828 Před 4 lety +2

    I watched one of the scary ones he did and now I can’t think about him without thinking he’s a serial killer

  • @ray_ofsunshine9427
    @ray_ofsunshine9427 Před 5 lety +2

    💍 coming from the Instagram squad!!

  • @ur_mom.s_left_kidney5293
    @ur_mom.s_left_kidney5293 Před 3 lety +2

    3:29 I'd have lost my shit right then and there

  • @madamedragon
    @madamedragon Před 3 lety +1

    Cardlin mannaged to make this topic somewhat sweet for me. I could never do an arranged marriage. Even if he was good and kind, I would forever resent not being able to choose who to spend the rest of my life with. I firmly believe that taking away any person's ability to choose for themselves, is right next to murder, r@pe and abuse.

  • @makailahsarmiento200
    @makailahsarmiento200 Před 4 lety +1

    That was so disarming

  • @mingming243
    @mingming243 Před 3 lety

    For some reason when I read the title, I was like 🎶it’s my prerogative🎶

  • @rachelkawaii
    @rachelkawaii Před 5 lety +11

    I could probs use an arranged marriage

  • @pattynyx3131
    @pattynyx3131 Před 5 lety

    Yay! New audio ~ will be listening while travelling going to work.

  • @ellaisleepy9199
    @ellaisleepy9199 Před 5 lety +1

    Yayuh!

  • @lyricva4541
    @lyricva4541 Před 2 lety

    Me downloads Twich just to follow Cardlin lmao

  • @NaimaMB
    @NaimaMB Před 5 lety

    Interesting. This speaks to me....

  • @lemony_mango2030
    @lemony_mango2030 Před 2 lety

    I Approve this