ASMR Voice: My Imperative [M4F] [Arranged Marriage]
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- čas přidán 26. 07. 2018
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Written by Scribbly
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“Makes me think you’re dressing for someone else.”
I am. *hair flip* Myself.
I laughed way too hard at this comment!
Your so sassy
Yeah , girl!!!
*YES GIRL YES*
*GET IT GIRL YAAS*
Cardlin: Tell me something I don't know.
Me: Switch to Geico and you can save 15% or more on car insurance-
Stop.
Really???
I LOVE IT😂😂💙
I died!
*The geico gecko walks in*
this is the only arranged marriage I would be happy in
same
What about Tom Hiddleston or Holland?!
@@inkyowl6199 And... May I add... Young Elvis Presley
Lakyn Payne Nah, Elvis Presley was a fuckboy
Scarlett Rose true
"You're human"
**T-Poses**
Me: "Say that again"
Shooketh Lili ALrIGHT coWbOY
I love your pfp
Omg ur pfp yas
I forgot T-posing was a thing. RIP epic meme
Is that me on your pfp \( ö )/
“Tell me something I don’t know.”
Me: “You’re just a brain. Your body isn’t you, it’s just your host.”
omg. I never thought of that.
Stoner thoughts be spittin facts
Now imma be up all night thinking about it 😂
holy shit
hello s a t a n
“Tell me something i dont know”
*SELENA GOMEZ BREAKS THROUGH THE WALLS*
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW
aarynn deleon she is quaking
I was thinking the saaame thiiiiing
I MEANT GOMEZ BUT YALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
*THIS..IS BEAUTIFUL*
LIKE HOW MANY INCHES IN A MILE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE GET YOU NOT TO TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD BABY!!!😂😂😂 sorry I had to continue
I like Cardlin because hes honestly not like other youtubers? His content is wholesome and it feels natural.
Exactly its like your in the rp instead of listening to it
WHOLESOME CONTENT IS LIFE!! \(^•^)/
I agree. 😌💙
HOOOOWOWOOO wholesome u say? Patreon I say back. 🤡
@@willow4158 that's a secret wait-
"Tell me something I don't know"
"Well uh... Jesus was black."
Lmao
*Middle Eastern
Azure Rosé my catholic mother would appreciate this 😂
@@inkyowl6199 black
@@AndreBenjaminswife arabic people are not black but they are darker skinned
“You’re human”
You wanna bet boi
Emi Mae I'm a dog woof woof woof
Emi Mae I don't need a degree to be a coat hanger.
that reference though
Emi Mae yea
I'm a old burrito you find in the back of your fridge
5:55
Him: whatever it takes for you to unravel a bit
Me: OSHIETE OSHIETE YO, SONO SHIKUMI WO...
Oh my god. I just thought of this while gluing my eyelashes on but you should totally do an audio where you wait for her while she's doing her make up and you watch her and start asking questions and stuff.
cardline's girlfriend better hold onto him like Grim death.😃
THATS a title
Agreed!
*wife
Cardlin: I know your in there
Me: *door won’t open cardy bear*
You mean "The it's open but the door is just heavy"
Cardlin:"Did you lose weight?"
My stomach: *grrrjtjrjrjssjcjr grrrroar* 👹
HHHHHH 😂
"Tell me something I don't know."
...My sleep paralysis demon's name is Jerry and he just learned how to say the word cucumber by waking me up at 3 in the fkn morning
"Breathe."
Me : **stops breathing**
sometimes i forget to breathe and when i read this i was like “oh shit i’m not breathing”
Dude I was a horrible person growing lol
Cardlin: you even pushed me in the dirt-
Me: *hugs* IM SORRRRYYYYYYYY
“tell me something i don’t know”
*selena gomez wants to know your location*
cardlin : you are a human
i: no i am a alien 😂😂😂😘😘😘
Lisa Bouter
Me in my head: this hooman musy eant to grab cufee
haha lol 😹
I'm a potato that is from space that is durpy :P
No. I am Dracula.
Me-acHooOoaAa
Also me-“I sneezed and farted at the same time”
Mom-“Who are you talking to”
Me-“god”
2021 : okay bestie, get it😩🤳
Bitch-Lasagna Best 20/10
I laughed at this harder than I probably should have. Ohh well😁😁
BAHAHAHA 😂
Cardlin: tell me something I don't know
me: tell me, tell me, tell me, something I don't know, something I don't know
I'm sorry 😂😂😂
HOW MANY INCHES IN A MILE WHAT I TAKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
tbh I've always hated arranged marriages, I hate how your being married off to someone you don't love or even hate just because it better for someone else
Hana_ Song I've always felt the opposite. I wanted an arrangemed marriage, and seeing the disaster my choice in husbands was, I still believe my parents would have done better lol
I thought I wouldn't mind if my parents do this but an incident causes me to think deeply and panicked that it makes me hyperventilate, I was so afraid if I were to marry someone I don't know
i have the same opinion but at least u have the chance to get a divorce if you hate it that much
Arwa Al-Abdulkarim not always, there's cases where trying to leave can be just as dangerous as staying, if not more so in the short term
If it was an arranged marriage to Cardlin, I’d hands down be into it. But other than him, yeah I hate arranging marriages
him: silent again?
me: I'm Hispanic....
OMG😋 Eating McDonald's and Listening to Cardlin! I'm Lovin' It *ba da da da da*
I'm Sorry.
iwasaveggie J.S. Same. MC Donalds for dinner
iwasaveggie J.S. Lol I'm lovin it!😂😂😂
iwasaveggie J.S. Sameeee
Mc. Donalds got a F. T-T
My heart was beating so hard the whole time i thought i was having a heart attack. Actually almost made me cry, too. Cardlin you can't do this to me. I'm too old to feel this many things from just your voice alone. Ugh, but thank you nevertheless 💕
Him: You are human
Me: imma friggin manga character
God the hidden sadness in his voice is hard to hear😭
I spit out my ramen when I saw the notification
You much be destroyed. That poor Ramen but be avenged.
WOW what a coincidence ... I was just thinking about an arranged married story to write THIS WAS AMAZING
WHERE MY NOTIFICATION QUEENS AT?!?!
AlexCharles herreeee
I’m here sissssss
Aye
AYE!
Heeeereeeeee !!!
Hmm yes... fine taste.
*Munches Chips*
And ramen
Cardlin: Whatever it takes for you to unravel-
Me: *proceeds to scream the Tokyo Ghoul opening*
You have pierced my heart with your tender sweetness!
Cardlin: Can I have your hand?
Me: No! 🙅😂
My boyfriend: falls asleep at a healthy time and sleeping peacefully
Me: listening to these, one after the other at 2am
" no your more transparent"
*Jee thanks cardlin for pointing out how I can't tan and am basically a vampire*
my prayers have been answered
🙌🏾🙏🏽
💍
Edit: I feel very appreciated right now, love you Cardlin!
-0:29 it’s thee most important part of respecting one’s boundaries and consents. 4yrs & I still fall in love with these audios! ♥️ xx
Best arranged marriage ever😍
That was really sweet! Glad it popped up on my recommends. Keep up the good work!
“I know you’re in there”
Me: GO AWAY ANNA !! 🥶
okaaaayyy byeee 🥲
My new favorite on this channel. FOR REALS
"Tell me something I don't know"
Wombats poop cubes
Yes Cardlin posted
Thx Scribbly for the great script
And thx Cardlin for the amazing voice acting
Words can’t describe how much I love this audio. I wish there was more like it❤️❤️
I need a part two, I loved it 😍😍
Another fantastic audio by one of my favourites
Omg I love your voice. It sounds so nice to listen to.
YES ANOTHER UPLOAD!!! GREAT JOB CARDLINNNN
As always cardlin sweeps me off my feet again
SCRIBBLY!!!! I AM SO FREAKING PROUD OF YOU!!!
Good job on bringing to live Cardlin ma dude!
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Cardlin, man this needs a second part! Come on!
this is the only arranged marriage i will agree to 😩🤚
How does Cardlin make me so happy? And why is he so adorable?!😍😍😍😍 Great video! Keep up the great work! ☺️👍
this is so freaking good
Such a good way to end my day 💕
I love these so much.
Ooohhh~ Very very wonderful story 👏👏
Ps. I would gladly accept an arrange marriage with Cardlin 😂💕
HAHAHAHA IM DYING CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT I WOULD ACCEPT IT TOO
Ok but where is pt 2?
I’m really into this one
Amazing as always❤️❤️
LOVE IT!
Out of all the asmrs ive herd this is a favorite 💛.
I’m intrigued
Aww this is nice❣
Sorry for double post..but what if ALLLLL the cardlins met each other? Even cannibal cardlin 0-0
this one out of most is my favorite
This is so sweet ❤
And it seems the woman is a tsundere 😂
💍 loved it!
WE NEED A PART 2
I NEED MORE OMYGOD
Another...really good
I was so in the character that I acted like I was disliking a bit but I wouldn’t mind being in this arrange marriage ❤️
This is amazing 😭😍
Even though I didn't listen to the whole thing yet but I'm sure it would be awesome ❤
Keep up the perfect work ❤
EDIT :
Cardlin : you are human..
Me : oh really!?...cuz I've always thought I was a potato..hmmm.....
Thx for clearing things up 😂
Hi Cardlin. I love your videos 💗
OMG! I love this! Also first!
Hey cardlin! i doubt you will see this but if you do, pleaseeeee make more sleep aid videos since i can never sleep and listening to your voice really helps i don’t know why? By now i probably know the script for all of them so if you see this.. please make more :) keep up the good work with your channel
I do one a month! Right now, I'm in the middle of doing Sleep-aid Alice In Wonderland readings. Hope you enjoy them!
CardlinAudio Thank you, I love the Alice in Wonderland ones!!
*Fabulously flips people off*
Omg! How do you know I saw a cute dog today?😍
PART 2, PWEAAAASEEE?~
OOOOOOH I LOVE IT
This is very nice. Made me feel fuzzy inside. Although, this not really my cup of tea.🤔
Anyway, thanks. ☺️
Loveeeeeee it!!!!! 💖💖💖 keep making these videos your so awesome and funny and soo sweet 😄😄 love all your vids
Hey..... Cardlin,love this video so much.... Please do more like it 😊😊
Very sweet
Any hard headed independent woman would surely bend and break to this man
*I WAS AT THE FAIR IM HERE NOW!!!*
Cardlin: tell me something I don’t know
Me: I’m gay🏳️🌈
I watched one of the scary ones he did and now I can’t think about him without thinking he’s a serial killer
💍 coming from the Instagram squad!!
3:29 I'd have lost my shit right then and there
Cardlin mannaged to make this topic somewhat sweet for me. I could never do an arranged marriage. Even if he was good and kind, I would forever resent not being able to choose who to spend the rest of my life with. I firmly believe that taking away any person's ability to choose for themselves, is right next to murder, r@pe and abuse.
That was so disarming
For some reason when I read the title, I was like 🎶it’s my prerogative🎶
I could probs use an arranged marriage
Yay! New audio ~ will be listening while travelling going to work.
Yayuh!
Me downloads Twich just to follow Cardlin lmao
Interesting. This speaks to me....
I Approve this