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I randomly ate poutine today, but spent the last week literally eating two peanut butter cookies a day for like six days. I grabbed two for breakfast and then I'd just forget to eat until I was famished, then I'd get annoyed that there wasn't healthy food in the house, so I just put it off entirely until I was half-asleep in the morning the NEXT day and would grab two cookies again. And before that it was protein and veggies and VERY strict calorie deficit, but I forgot to go shopping and randomly bought peanut butter cookies that were on sale. Where are you? I feel so called out right now. -- "I don't care that cauliflower rice is BETTER for me, it's not rice. It's made of cauliflower and LIES." <--- lmfao -- "Are you feeling a bit better now?" "Yes." **genuinely** -- Thank you for the pep talk. I will go grocery shopping and get proper food and stop just thinking about it and skipping it entirely.

That moment when you realize you have some buried trauma when hearing being comforting about it.

Dieting is difficult i'm trynna stay on it

“food doesn’t have morality” 💜

I love this so much. Putting it on one of my playlists for when I need a boost!

JC I had that feeling I should’ve waited until I was off work to listen to this….. but I ignored it! 😊😊

You dirty minded potato I’m in!

The breakfast wrap in question is bacon, hash browns, and chipotle mayo. Add egg or cheese at your leisure. Best breakfast

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I adore all of Cardlin’s audios, long time listener, but I was wondering if anyone knows whether or not Cardlin has done a comfort audio for loss of a pet? Having a hard time dealing with the death of my kitten Fun fact: Sometimes I subconsciously call Cardlin “Cardi B” when listening to audios because I thought of it during the series “Broken Glasses” (absolutely amazing, go listen if you want a meet-cute with an insecure but flirtatious listener)

PLEASE MAKE MORE CHRISTIAN ASMRS I LOVE THEM

Aww I loved this one. He's adorable. ❤❤❤

When he started getting irritated, I was kind of like -- this actually feels familiar, I've been through something like this. I fidgeted through it, but made it through. The acting was great. Love the delusional ending. LOL

Oof! Found some work-life balance and he took that personally!

**starts humming "The Music of the Night" from Phantom** "What a beautiful melody." **begins to pick up the volume** "What is happening!?" Damnit. **pauses the audio because now she needs to listen to the song** -- Okay, unintended break over. -- SELF-AWARENESS! **gasps** I was NOT expecting that. -- Oh, the breaking of your voice at "Recompense will be paid to the families of those I have wronged." </3 **applauds** That was fabulous, Cardlin!

"-I'll need a surrogate to take your punishment." **suggesting the little lad** ARGH. That makes me exceptionally obedient. -- "I hope to put many children in your womb." **physically reacts and grimaces** Okay, I hate this character. You have made me hate him. He's loathesome. -- Oh, he tricked her. Why am I surprised? Like seriously. He's awful. -- You made him go from casually talking about hurting people, to talking casually about how she'll be queen and the future kids he plans to have with her straight as though just discussing the weather. You made him sound so blasé. It made me angry. That shift into awe to lust. I got whiplash again!

the ending is split of haunting adeline type shit. If we ever got that i think I would collapse

"The peasant couple who hid you in their cart, were properly rewarded. I let them watch as their home was burnt to the ground-" " **Dude.** " "and their livestock slaughtered," " **Duuude.** " "Before I had their eyes removed." " **DUUUUUUDE.** " -- A lot of the time, I really don't care about **me**, but hurting **OTHER** people because of me trying to escape? That would keep me in check like a mofo. That was truly upsetting and the delivery was immaculate. "Everyone who aided you is dead or wishes they were. Was it worth it? I still have you." **Nope. No, sir. Was NOT worth it. Won't do it again. It's my fault. You win.** -- Holy shnikes, that was dark. That was genuinely upsetting for me. The way it was delivered and the storyline -- just WOW. It would take me some time to get over the shock of that to react with anger and not blame myself for it. I hope our Princess can stay strong! This is amazingly done. I was REALLY into it and it actually struck a chord and made me upset.

Did Cardlin just use a cuss word? Does he... Does he cuss often? Why can I suddenly not remember? I feel like he doesn't, and this was a rarity. O_o **looks around questioningly** -- "And _I_ never _once_ broke my promise. Imagine, 8 years-" **blurts out** "EIGHT YEARS? EIGHT FREAKING YEARS? Duuude. Oh my gyad." ((I had to rewind, because I was too focused on the EIGHT years)) -- I know he's a true super villain, because there is **NO NEED** to respond to **ANYTHING** that he says. He actually monologues ('The Incredibles' movie reference) before acknowledging how quiet she's been throughout all of it. Also mentioning that as long as he gets what he wants, nothing else matters. I mean, aside from the fact that he kidnapped her in the middle of night and so on... But like, yeah. True super villain right there. -- Bravo! That monologue was powerful. The voice acting was flawless! Skewed self-reflection, humor, pity, sadness, anger/fury, vengeance, bargaining-- The roster of emotions was everywhere on this one. I think I got whiplash.

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Straight up vanity. Narcissist? I can't find the right word, but like, how dare you not fall all over yourself in my presence? lol That was really bold of him to assume I know how to flirt or accept compliments, so I just avoid eye contact entirely and talk politely. Whenever I try to flirt it's a disaster... Like, **winks with both eyes** -- "And then... I saw..." **another man!** "A ring on your finger." **me sounding like the crowd of Jerry Springer** "Ohhhhhhhhh..." -- I was super angry at him for blaming her for failing his finals. Like **dude, take some responsibility**. -- But how she got to take the old books home, and how he would take her favourites and roughed them up so she could take them home, was super duper romantic. -- Loved this. Speaking about how her skirt would ride up a little as she shelved a book, and whatnot -- it sounded so poetic. <3

Not such a fun topic for me...i did have a recent suicide attempt...and, im frustrated i failed...im in pain, nothing seems to be helping...but, whenever the pain seems unbearable, i listen to a suicide comfort audio and it helps subside the pain for awhile....

This is great! I didn't think this type of video existed! 😁😄

“P-p-pegging?” *cue sound of car swurving*

THE WAY MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN WHEN HE MENTIONED THE GLASSES 😭 OMG

When I tell you I almost Screamed when I noticed there was a new yan vid 🎀🎀🎀🎀

It gives spy x family vibes-

Scared the shit out of me

# Inspirational 😅😅😅😅😅

I’m scared bc I’m going for a job interview soon and found this, it helped a lot

12:46 I love that song

I gasped when he mentioned how the glasses were the boyfriends. This is too good 😭🫶🏽

I absolutely love yandere, but you performing yandere is gold!! 🌟 You're amazing at it, and we get to hear and experience a whole range of tones in your voice and emotions 💖✨ Loved it, you did fantastic!! I really hope there's gonna be more 🙏😁

It’s unfortunate that people wanting to help often do all manner of cruel things. People simply aren’t trustworthy as a majority.

I LOVE HOW YOU WERE HUMMING I’ll be watching you!!

I would love to duet this, but I’m not a CZcamsr and I don’t know the first thing about editing- but your voice is great!

I thought it was the original for a sec-

YOUR VOICE IS SOOO GOOD!!

Cardeoke 🤣🤣

😯😯😯...dang..I love it 😆😆 amazing work 😄...😅 Also I was actually getting calls from my love ones and I'm on break lol

YAY

😱 Flannel! Flannel!

Oh my god. I took a little breather from the last series because I was crying and I was like: "Okay, I need to like change this up, and listen to something else for a bit." **scrolls through and automatically end up tapping on another CardlinAudio** Lord save me, I think I have a problem. -- OHMYLORD, THERE'S A TRANSCRIPT AND **I** GET TO BE THE YANDERE? **squeals in delight** Cardlin, your audios even give us a chance to stretch our own voice acting chops! I LOVE IT! <3

**when the gun is cocked** "Oh, baby be packin' heat!" -- AH SHIT. THAT OPEN ENDED ENDING. -- I was totally crying. Emotions, dude. That last one just killed me (not sure whether or not that was an intentional pun or not).

I love these yandere types too much for any sane person 😅

Okay, **TOTAL ACCIDENT**, but the **TIMING**. My gosh. **having her sign an NDA, and I just shrugged** "I understand the need for privacy." "So you're the new assistant he found. I have to say-" **"BATTERY LOW"** My wireless headphones dying and the timing of them saying that - "I have to say--BATTERY LOW" had me cackling like loon. But I've calmed down and have rewound so I can get invested in the story again. -- "So, love, do we have an agreement?" **pauses before nodding** "We do." **asking her out to dinner** (hesitating before answering) "Sure," **professional smile** "Excellent." (I love it when the timing is perfect lol Makes me feel like I'm actually the FL in the play lol) -- MORE, PLEASE.

Is it weird that I go to Yandere videos for comfort? 😂

So, on my phone, it doesn't show the full name, but I have this (and others) on my playlist -- but it just says, **ASMR Voice: Cardlin's Collide [M...** and that was it. There wasn't any information aside from "Here's a little taste of what you can expect to hear during the month of October... ;)" So I just added it because I have loved everything I've heard so far and I was just kind of like, going in blind. And it was like: **"Okay, nice intro, happy couple."** And then as he continued talking, I was like, **"Something is fucky."** And then he goes, "You know how I'm better for you than he will ever be." And I just kind of clued in and was like, **"Ohhhh, there it is..."** And everything just spiraled from there, but I laughed like a hyena at the impersonation of his own 'lower/gravelly/octave down/deeper' voice. --- The pounding and violence of the attack on the locked door just made me scream. Was **NOT** expecting how violent and scary that sounded. My heart can't take this. I may have to take a breather from watching Cardlin's videos after I finish this series. I've been watching them non-stop today and I'm vibrating from amount of adrenaline spikes. Serious rollercoaster of emotions. -- "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" **eyes widen and whispers** "Run." -- What an introduction! Fabulous work! The voice acting was amazing, and the door, my gosh. **TERRIFYING.** Noise cancelling, wireless headphones have had me totally immersed in CardlinAudio's stories, acting, sound effects, and voice. I would suggest to ANYONE who's listening to these audios, that you wear HEADPHONES. It's a total gamechanger.

I had to make sure I liked all of them and gave them thumbs up, because that's just awesome. Masterful and powerful. My heart is still beating fast!