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  • čas přidán 22. 04. 2022
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  • @thefool3357
    @thefool3357 Před 2 lety +10246

    I feel like the jokes become inherently more dirty when Brandon and Gloria are together and I'm *living* for it.

    • @FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao
      @FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao Před 2 lety +22

      @purple X what is this for????

    • @xXFireFistAce
      @xXFireFistAce Před 2 lety +29

      That's for sure

    • @elizabethkasiuk130
      @elizabethkasiuk130 Před 2 lety +23

      righttt its too dirty

    • @godzz558
      @godzz558 Před 2 lety

      He gonna need a bath after being this dirty

    • @queenkatana7049
      @queenkatana7049 Před 2 lety +46

      @@FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao It’s probably a scam don’t click it please!!! I’m not trying to be rude or tell you what to do but I just wanted to let you know.

  • @rubyesler2775
    @rubyesler2775 Před 2 lety +4611

    Is it just me or does anyone else love how Brandon’s all sweet and innocent and then he does a video with Gloria and it’s just on a whole different level

    • @proxylvl0626
      @proxylvl0626 Před 2 lety +69

      “Sweet and innocent”
      Girl what??

    • @kathyfranko9307
      @kathyfranko9307 Před 2 lety +8

      YES

    • @Jesus123ioasdjfkasjfkjlasdfask
      @Jesus123ioasdjfkasjfkjlasdfask Před 2 lety +4

      very sis

    • @LuckyLife110
      @LuckyLife110 Před 2 lety +1

      He gets nasty and I don’t like it

    • @smol-one
      @smol-one Před 2 lety +28

      @@LuckyLife110 Hmm. Have you only seen a few videos? Cuz sometimes the chaos goes dirty, Gloria or no. And nasty? They're literally married. They have a child together. Somebody will be around shortly to pick up your freak card.

  • @ChrisLeacock
    @ChrisLeacock Před 2 lety +1633

    Between the flirting, dirty jokes, mature themes, chaos, and comedy in this video….I don’t think I ever laughed so freaking hard, I was in class when I first watched this and almost had to excuse myself, I had to make it seem like instead of laughing I was hacking up a lung.🤣 Gloria is beautiful as always, I hope y’all do more vids like this!!!!

    • @sugerbug5363
      @sugerbug5363 Před rokem +2

      726 likes but no comments? I’ll fix that

    • @----Ghost
      @----Ghost Před rokem +1

      824 likes and one comment? Lemme just fix that. . .-

    • @Juliana-hn3bo
      @Juliana-hn3bo Před rokem +1

      894 likes and only 2 comments?? Let’s make it 3 😂

    • @sugerbug5363
      @sugerbug5363 Před rokem +1

      @@Juliana-hn3bo 🤣🤣🤣 make it four

    • @baaaiipp
      @baaaiipp Před rokem

      1.1k likes and 5 comments?? Let's make that 6 😌

  • @joeywenttogetawappah2265
    @joeywenttogetawappah2265 Před 2 lety +111

    The chaos that starts at 4:52 is chefs kiss

  • @taylorswiftfan7480
    @taylorswiftfan7480 Před 2 lety +3204

    Brandon I think I speak for all of us when I say how much I look forward to your videos. Even just you and Gloria repeating ‘mc’ at the start made me smile

  • @rebekahreckley241
    @rebekahreckley241 Před 2 lety +3683

    The amount of Patience she has with Brandon is so sweet, they are adorable 💖

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 2 lety +51

      Umm, they are both acting the same in this video, there's no patience, there's symbiosis

    • @Chelle8847
      @Chelle8847 Před 2 lety +13

      @@emilymulcahy SYMBIOSIIIISSSS that's a big word honey

    • @incensedivine4298
      @incensedivine4298 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Chelle8847 is she your daugter

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 2 lety +10

      @@incensedivine4298 I'm probably older than her, and my mom would know what symbiosis means and wouldn't think it's a big word

    • @hippychick420
      @hippychick420 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Chelle8847 what's your point?

  • @alwaysenpointe4734
    @alwaysenpointe4734 Před 2 lety +632

    I love how the jokes are just becoming increasingly more dirty and I am loving it
    And you two are just so freaking adorable together

  • @ktfulton04
    @ktfulton04 Před 2 lety +62

    I wish You, Cam, and Gloria would all do a video together 1 day!! I miss those days on the podcast 🤣👏🥰

  • @wise_girl6985
    @wise_girl6985 Před 2 lety +1690

    This is absolutely hilarious!! I love how suggestive Brandon is being, which sounds weird but it adds to the atmosphere!

  • @alilsouthernlove
    @alilsouthernlove Před 2 lety +2271

    I love how with anyone else we’d question why there’s a random ball gag, but with Brandon it’s just expected 😂

  • @ceecee9835
    @ceecee9835 Před 2 lety +28

    11:31 I can't stop re-watching this part🤣

  • @majadanell
    @majadanell Před 2 lety +76

    Ur videos are the highlight of the week, I have a lot of trouble in my personal life and ur videos make me fell a hundred times better brandon thank u for all the effort and time you put down in your videos💗ps Gloria is literally the prettiest girl I’ve seen❤️

  • @WeedisL1f3
    @WeedisL1f3 Před 2 lety +779

    Y'all should get the Oscar reward for being the best couple

  • @A_AA_AA_AA_AA_A
    @A_AA_AA_AA_AA_A Před 2 lety +693

    Brandon and Gloria are both funny and then they get like 10x funnier together, I greatly look forwards to these videos 😂

  • @tgrnobody
    @tgrnobody Před 2 lety +27

    7:02 made my day. The nose was priceless 😭😂😂

    • @tgrnobody
      @tgrnobody Před 2 lety +4

      NOISE . WHERE IS AUTOCORRECT WHEN YOU NEED IT

  • @daimyvanes3093
    @daimyvanes3093 Před 2 lety +50

    10:19💀✋🏻😭

  • @cysonphillips6188
    @cysonphillips6188 Před 2 lety +1094

    “HoW dArE yOu!!” Probably one of the times that I loved Gloria just having fun with Brandon
    Edit: Omg thank you for the likes!

  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt Před 2 lety +844

    When she told you to wait until it dried so it would actually work and you had no concept of why... "We don't do that here..."

  • @jacobseed927
    @jacobseed927 Před rokem +19

    4:47 is my favorite part🤣

  • @Fallouts_HOA
    @Fallouts_HOA Před 2 lety +37

    3:49 that face you made

  • @danieldimare6147
    @danieldimare6147 Před 2 lety +830

    I love how Brandon knows how to make the PG-13 jokes look/sound family friendly.
    PS: All of those jokes made me laugh my water out of my nose, its burning now :_)
    Edit: Everything is so much more Rated PG-13 when Gloria is over to Brandon's house, AND IT'S HILARIOUS!!! Keep up the good work guys :D
    Edit: Omg! thank you guys for the likes!!

  • @LeviAckerman-vd4pc
    @LeviAckerman-vd4pc Před 2 lety +311

    Gloria:"You make a mess and then clean it up"
    Brandon :"That's what I do!"
    LOVED THAT💀

  • @nadjananaa
    @nadjananaa Před 2 lety +24

    GLORIA SOUNDED SO SAD AT 9:14 “why did u blow it this way…”

  • @user-gw4qt2oh4g
    @user-gw4qt2oh4g Před 2 lety +21

    I didn’t watch Brandon for about five months. Now that I have watched this video it made me happy. I owe my happiness all to you Brandon, and I’m sure many people thinks the same, anyways thank you

  • @natashaslocum3549
    @natashaslocum3549 Před 2 lety +221

    I haven't cackled this hard in a long time 🤣 The two of you together: Hilarious!

    • @whyjustwhy420
      @whyjustwhy420 Před 2 lety

      Ayo how do you feel about brooms and black cats?

  • @its-ethan-dude2879
    @its-ethan-dude2879 Před 2 lety +269

    I think it is amazing how absolutely smitten they are with each other! Truly a relationship everyone dreams of❤

  • @Nanas_life11
    @Nanas_life11 Před 2 lety +30

    10:25 WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT???!!!

  • @nooneinparticular8484
    @nooneinparticular8484 Před 2 lety +9

    At 11:01 Brandon sounds like the English dub of mineta from my hero acidemia. He also acts like him too!

  • @8Makes1
    @8Makes1 Před 2 lety +139

    I love how Gloria is just done by the end of this. She's so tired 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are the best

  • @alexiawilson6635
    @alexiawilson6635 Před 2 lety +486

    I love Brandon’s videos they never fail to make me laugh

  • @Sky_-nu8ef
    @Sky_-nu8ef Před rokem +3

    3:50 The “HOW DARE YOU” is so funny 😂

  • @MikaylaThrasher-on6rm
    @MikaylaThrasher-on6rm Před 7 měsíci +1

    I highly recommend watching this in 2X speed it is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched LMAO. Love y’all’s content especially when it’s getting really suggestive it’s so funny.

  • @aidanjude2110
    @aidanjude2110 Před 2 lety +165

    The chaos in this video is what every relationship needs. I also feel if Brandon gets cancelled the makeup won’t be the reason…

  • @Otterpoptheotter
    @Otterpoptheotter Před 2 lety +143

    Gloria will never cease to amaze me from how pretty she is! I swear she’s the only one who can put up with Brandon’s shit and live to tell the tale

  • @thegodoffire1086
    @thegodoffire1086 Před 2 lety +22

    13:56 How is this video not demonitised already???

  • @offbrandoreos7591
    @offbrandoreos7591 Před rokem +18

    8:35
    this broke me.

  • @HankageHill
    @HankageHill Před 2 lety +148

    love how shady brandon gets the moment he has any makeup on. beauty community realness right there

  • @robertbuth
    @robertbuth Před 2 lety +150

    Yo....We need the "Parental Advisory Explicit Content" sticker on this video for the massive amount of sexiness goin on here with the King and Queen Dooder! lmao Hilarious video you guys! I've missed the collab with you two!! Gloria's face throughout this video is so sincere, just looking at Brandon like "Yup...this is the man I love." lmao

    • @trollinghashtagcreations4791
      @trollinghashtagcreations4791 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes, as someone whose watches Beebs forever now (couple years, at least!) this video… while I enjoy it, I was watching it with my kids and had to turn it off just because things were getting a little too suggestive.. 😆 ♥️ this is definitely for 18+ crowd. Love you none the less Beebs! And Gloria.. you are lucky .

    • @robertbuth
      @robertbuth Před 2 lety +1

      @@trollinghashtagcreations4791 I mean they have to hit every age group and usually his openings and 5mincrafts and try it videos, and Google translates are great for all ages including children. Then he did the 5 min crafts with the Hot Topic vibe which was definitely for the yooouuths lol, and he worked his way up to 18+ just a bit with soft crude humor. So he really knows how to broaden his horizon of viewers. Overall his videos are for everyone. And my goodness the level of commitment with him and what he does in his videos is crazy good! That's one of the many reasons, you, me, and everyone love him!

    • @trollinghashtagcreations4791
      @trollinghashtagcreations4791 Před 2 lety +1

      @Robert Buth you are absolutely correct. Brandon has shown us what it means to start from the bottom and rise to the top. He continues to grow and it’s awesome.

  • @randy1769
    @randy1769 Před 2 lety +20

    Them: 3:08
    Me: this is why you have children

  • @zehrayilmaz839
    @zehrayilmaz839 Před 2 lety +30

    5:02 lol

  • @justanormalblueaxolotl6977
    @justanormalblueaxolotl6977 Před 2 lety +39

    I’ve been waiting for this ALL DAY. I woke up at 6am to see if you would post at the time. I did not sleep for a while

  • @yourlocalratmel9183
    @yourlocalratmel9183 Před 2 lety +2

    Gloria is such a great and funny person. KEEP IT UP GUYSS!! Love from South Africa

  • @DeannaLeamon
    @DeannaLeamon Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love when, Gloria and Brandon are together❤❤

  • @aweirdpurplething2741
    @aweirdpurplething2741 Před 2 lety +33

    6:43 they are truly perfect for each other

  • @tsuki-no-akuma
    @tsuki-no-akuma Před 2 lety +32

    10:08
    I absolutely lost it
    I think I laughed till I saw stars and my chest hurt

  • @SillyMaybe
    @SillyMaybe Před 2 lety

    You guys ask like children and I love it!♥︎🫶🏻♥︎

  • @jessica232
    @jessica232 Před 2 lety +1

    Gloria's timing is impeccable.

  • @montannaburke8056
    @montannaburke8056 Před 2 lety +37

    0:07 his face with the music 😂😂😂😂😂, I love the relationship it's so cuteee

  • @ComicBlaze
    @ComicBlaze Před 2 lety +53

    This may be the best video Ive seen in such a long time. I laughed so hard so many times. Brandon, we need more of her in your videos. You two are so funny together

  • @Tokiiorie1234
    @Tokiiorie1234 Před rokem +10

    I love this video! I also love how dirty Brandon is when Gloria is around

  • @MerciValone-hg1fs
    @MerciValone-hg1fs Před měsícem +2

    "yOuR cRyInGgGgG😫🙄"got me ROLLING TO SOUTH AFRICA 😭😆

  • @Chelle8847
    @Chelle8847 Před 2 lety +83

    Lol this video, I love when Maria joins in on your shenanigans! You're made for each other haha, so cute. Much love from England 🇬🇧 ❤️ 😘

  • @Leord
    @Leord Před 2 lety +76

    Brandon you're always hilarious on your own, but you two together are irresistible! Keep up the good content, looking forward to your new videos, as always

  • @MrsJHarrington
    @MrsJHarrington Před rokem +8

    My late husband and I used to be a lot like you guys, you’re such a sweet couple, love the jokes too! ❤😊

  • @lucysharpe7174
    @lucysharpe7174 Před 4 měsíci

    Could watch you two doing these videos all day

  • @zoeycrayons7514
    @zoeycrayons7514 Před 2 lety +43

    I’m sorry I literally died from smile laughter at 11:43 when Brandon was like “thank for saving me babe!”

  • @c2st13l_
    @c2st13l_ Před 2 lety +55

    10:15 WHY DO U HAVE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE BRANDON??? 🤨🤨🤨

  • @yourlocallazypersonroadto3181

    I swear I laughed during this whole video, Brandon and Gloria are the duo we all need😂❤️

  • @mostlygenzmemes6890
    @mostlygenzmemes6890 Před 2 lety +23

    10:40 omfg

  • @danielleking9157
    @danielleking9157 Před 2 lety +48

    2:01 Gloria could easily pick Brandon up and it's adorable

  • @siennafox8309
    @siennafox8309 Před 2 lety +22

    Can we just talk about how cute they are together ☺️

  • @LivingDeadGurl15
    @LivingDeadGurl15 Před 2 lety +4

    I watched this with my mom and we both died of laughter you guys make my day better thank you

  • @garyelaray6770
    @garyelaray6770 Před 2 lety

    SHEEEE I LOVE IT I love how he's so clingy his love language is touch that's so cute🥰🥰🥰❤️💕🥰🥰

  • @ainsleyandharper25
    @ainsleyandharper25 Před 2 lety +27

    This relationship is the bomb! Keep it up Brandon :)

  • @GlassCaseOfBostonTerriers
    @GlassCaseOfBostonTerriers Před 2 lety +29

    “It won’t work when it’s wet.”
    I’m here for it. 🤣 ☠️

  • @angellove2156
    @angellove2156 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm sorry just the "I'll be gentle cause I'm loving" *rips off bandaid* "I should run 😐" got me

  • @cwaycore1633
    @cwaycore1633 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is the healthiest relationship I have seen in a while. I love them so much.
    Edit: WHERE DID HE GET THE BALL GAG FROMMMM!!!

  • @_itsmehaya_
    @_itsmehaya_ Před 2 lety +48

    Brandon we NEED more videos with Gloria your guys vibes just hit different

  • @jaxborton
    @jaxborton Před 2 lety +42

    Omg you two are absolutely adorable. I laughed so hard…Brandons shenanigans reminded me so much of my husband. Lol, poor Gloria “I thought I was getting my make up done” 😢😂💜

  • @harleygurl5698
    @harleygurl5698 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg 5 minutes later and still dying laughing when Gloria spit 🤣

  • @marxgaming6843
    @marxgaming6843 Před 2 lety

    They way that he’s trying so hard to work on the eyebrows 😭😭 and I love u guys so much❤️

  • @nailsarelife
    @nailsarelife Před 2 lety +15

    Gloria!! Your hair is too gorgeous for words!! Also, hi! 🥰

  • @haileyyyyy_645
    @haileyyyyy_645 Před 2 lety +33

    6:53
    and this is how u see the difference of personalities between people apparently lol

  • @jingles3019
    @jingles3019 Před 2 lety +2

    Brandon: "So... make a mess."
    Gloria: "AND THEN CLEAN IT UP."

  • @Earthtomaz
    @Earthtomaz Před 2 lety

    The way they match eachothers energies is beyond amazing

  • @kayleepaiva5267
    @kayleepaiva5267 Před 2 lety +36

    6:27 Emotional DAMAGE XD

  • @amyjones8175
    @amyjones8175 Před 2 lety +30

    I’ve never seen that room be used in such a calm manner!
    I’m also writing this comment at 2:20 so we’ll see what happens in the other 12 minutes 🤣🤣

  • @zowieallen5640
    @zowieallen5640 Před 9 měsíci

    Okay but that shirt removal was SMOOTH

  • @magmawolf1558
    @magmawolf1558 Před 2 lety

    I just love ur videos they make me feel better ☺

  • @vviitch
    @vviitch Před 2 lety +86

    I love how she calmly tolerates and laughs with Brandon while he is out of it 😭

  • @capp00
    @capp00 Před 2 lety +17

    That's true love right there!

  • @stevensick3809
    @stevensick3809 Před 2 lety

    you two together make me smile, keep up the great work

  • @kenzzzziiiiii23
    @kenzzzziiiiii23 Před 2 lety

    This is not what I expected the video to be like at all, but I’m HERE for it 🤣🤣.

  • @USkillz
    @USkillz Před 2 lety +44

    This looks like A LOT of fun to try with my wife.

  • @lee-leehardman657
    @lee-leehardman657 Před 2 lety +6

    RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!! Ya'll are so adorbz. I was laughing the whole video. Love you guy's!!

  • @freakerster
    @freakerster Před 2 lety

    I love these two so much. Theres nothing they won't do together, like literally. XD Beautiful

  • @felixthesingingdemon3862

    I love your guys energy

  • @ellagrey5419
    @ellagrey5419 Před 2 lety +12

    This brings back to his older videos. Love your videos Brandon!😂 keep it up!!😂😂❤️❤️

  • @3emm1e
    @3emm1e Před 2 lety +18

    brandon is one of the funniest people on this planet

  • @Some-Random-Quitter
    @Some-Random-Quitter Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love how Gloria's channel is like makeup and glow ups and GRWM's and stuff and Brandons channel is THIS CHAOS

  • @ello_mate8330
    @ello_mate8330 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how when he does a video alone there’s almost never a dirty joke but when him and Gloria are together the whole video is filled with dirty jokes

  • @Dia2four43
    @Dia2four43 Před 2 lety +15

    We absolutely need more videos with Gloria, I love her

  • @mickeymlb4164
    @mickeymlb4164 Před 2 lety +37

    5:17 it was supposed to be wasabi mixed with yoghurt…

  • @Totally_not_Presley
    @Totally_not_Presley Před 7 měsíci

    i love watching your vids and you make my day!

  • @victoriaisamermaid9938

    I love this side of them 💗

  • @SWS8253
    @SWS8253 Před 2 lety +36

    Dude I was binge watching your channel and wanted more of you and Gloria and then this showed up💀(And thank you. Your channel makes me smile every day💙)

  • @Always_Anastasia
    @Always_Anastasia Před rokem +1

    I can’t breath watching this 😂😂😂 this was a interesting video 😂 still can’t breathe

  • @QuKun
    @QuKun Před rokem +1

    11:33 made me laugh so hard i wheezed and i couldn't stop rewatching 😂

  • @nex7071
    @nex7071 Před 2 lety +10

    I have never seen a more wholesome couple in my life, they are literal soul mates

  • @lorella8105
    @lorella8105 Před 2 lety +13

    I just watched a video on Gloria’s CZcams page yesterday . I loved the video that she dressed you up just like her. I was thinking it would be awesome to have more videos with her in your videos Brandon! Today was my lucky day i got a video of you two and it was so entertaining and so funny!! Thank you for the laughs Gloria and Brandon!!!