FUNNIEST MOMENTS IN AUSTRALIAN POLITICS OF ALL TIME (MEGACOMPILATION) 2024

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  • Australian politics' finest moments over the years

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  • @neon_wombat
    @neon_wombat Před 8 měsíci +2340

    "hey, madam speaker" is the parliamentary equivalent to "oi miss"

  • @darrylblanch8463
    @darrylblanch8463 Před rokem +4241

    I love watching parliament meet, it's like 2 classes in primary school trying to debate while neither is old enough to know what they're debating.

    • @MoOsHw
      @MoOsHw Před 8 měsíci +1

      You think that's a positive thing??? They run our country!

    • @barrydabee6752
      @barrydabee6752 Před 8 měsíci +25

      You don't need to be old to be in parliament it'd be better off if you had to be 30 - 40 yeas old tbh

    • @MoOsHw
      @MoOsHw Před 8 měsíci +23

      @@barrydabee6752 Yeah maybe shit would actually get done in this country if that were the case

    • @thevaccinator666
      @thevaccinator666 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@MoOsHw But almost none of them are younger than that anyways.

    • @MrGoneTroppo
      @MrGoneTroppo Před 8 měsíci +1

      I'm still not sure you should have been allowed out by yourselves😀

  • @alexandriarousseau7239
    @alexandriarousseau7239 Před 8 měsíci +2391

    It's all shits n' giggles until you realise that these empty muppets actually all retire on cushy 6 figure pensions.

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick Před 8 měsíci +71

      Across the aisle, the one thing they all agree on is that they should be paid more for less work.

    • @JO-pz6uf
      @JO-pz6uf Před 8 měsíci +55

      Cushy pensions, free flights and the opportunity to earn extra income with high paying advisor, lobbying jobs or leading committees. No respect for any of these leeches at all.

    • @andi9161
      @andi9161 Před 8 měsíci

      actually Politicans past 02 or 04 don't get penisons Accross the board because it's unstable which is ironic since all the old farts won't retire now lol

    • @GoodwillWright
      @GoodwillWright Před 8 měsíci +10

      @@joelpearson2352 Despite that, they are still corrupted.

    • @githyanki1899
      @githyanki1899 Před 8 měsíci +31

      i think it gets slightly less funny when you realise these people are in charge of a country

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 Před 8 měsíci +2184

    year 6 debate club was more civil than our parliament

    • @leopoldstotch7711
      @leopoldstotch7711 Před 8 měsíci

      and imagine the media attack if a high school drop out challenged the status quo in an election, Trump-style!
      how ironic, all their study and suits just to act like spazmoids in a green or red room

    • @gaminggoose2329
      @gaminggoose2329 Před 8 měsíci +13

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @captain1334
      @captain1334 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Not in my school it wasn’t there was equal amounts of foul language and gestures mate

    • @NangDoofer
      @NangDoofer Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@captain1334 must've been a very classy school if you're all swearing in year 6

    • @captain1334
      @captain1334 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@NangDoofer nah it was a public school this was 2004 so shit would hit the fan regularly and we even used our own version of 94a To prevent it from getting too rowdy

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO Před 8 měsíci +1014

    7:41 "how is the member for hunter meant to resume his seat and leave the room?"
    "he can do it sequentially, it's quite clever" 😭

  • @thunderinaspic
    @thunderinaspic Před 8 měsíci +530

    “Mr. Speaker! Give him a Valium!” gotta love Keating

    • @MissGold888
      @MissGold888 Před 2 měsíci

      Like he gave to children before he…

    • @nickers0077
      @nickers0077 Před 8 dny

      😂🤣😂 Keating gold!

  • @matthewdimasi2245
    @matthewdimasi2245 Před rokem +537

    Take a shot every time a member leaves under 94A.

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb Před 8 měsíci +30

      18 in a minute and a half, most people would be dead

    • @inari.28
      @inari.28 Před 7 měsíci +11

      Great way to get alcohol poisoning!

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@inari.28You must leave under 94a.

    • @lachydragneel
      @lachydragneel Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@StupidWebyou know what this would be a great drinking game

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Před 2 měsíci +3

      lol I’m shit faced

  • @herveybaysnakecatchers
    @herveybaysnakecatchers Před 8 měsíci +1493

    Kevin Rudd picking his ear and eating it will always be the greatest moment in Australian political history

    • @mlk27743
      @mlk27743 Před 8 měsíci

      Imagine if he picked his shnoz & ate like a toddler. EWWWWW!!!!!!

    • @the_milkmann
      @the_milkmann Před 8 měsíci +55

      And also him being Prime Minister in general

    • @queenslander7756
      @queenslander7756 Před 8 měsíci +4

      You should see what he does with his 💩!🫣

    • @CaptainTuba
      @CaptainTuba Před 8 měsíci +35

      IM SORRY?? WHAT TIME STAMP?

    • @troymarshall3621
      @troymarshall3621 Před 8 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thegruffalo5383
    @thegruffalo5383 Před 2 lety +875

    If anyone other than an Australian watches this they’ll be very confused

    • @organicmechanic5150
      @organicmechanic5150 Před rokem

      They have a gallery and you can watch this nonsense live. Tax payers should be allowed to take cabbages and tomatos, then lob them at members of parliament like you would a village idiot in the dark ages.

    • @simonacland9028
      @simonacland9028 Před rokem

      yeah and anyone who takes this shit serioulsy is a fool. its pure comedy

    • @gggumball
      @gggumball Před 8 měsíci +140

      heck I am Australian, and I AM very confused!

    • @weiweimangaming6209
      @weiweimangaming6209 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@gggumball 🦘

    • @Natzuya
      @Natzuya Před 8 měsíci

      @@weiweimangaming6209 🐨

  • @KaseyHatton
    @KaseyHatton Před 7 měsíci +264

    Bob Hawke sculling a beer in the middle of the aisle of a cricket game surroned by hundreds of people is number 1 iconic moment

    • @bringbackcommonsense528
      @bringbackcommonsense528 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I would say the moment when Australia won the America's cup myself.

    • @paulmac7667
      @paulmac7667 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Such an honor. Having a boozehound for PM. Scoff!

    • @AstrosElectronicsLab
      @AstrosElectronicsLab Před 6 měsíci +2

      It was easy for him. Actually, it's easy for any alcoholic.

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Před 2 měsíci +2

      And Abbott eating an onion like it were an apple is no# 2

  • @cricketboy0149
    @cricketboy0149 Před 8 měsíci +331

    the fact he pulled out a pipe bomb, I love it

  • @danrandall3302
    @danrandall3302 Před 8 měsíci +470

    It’s just like back at school 😂 “say sorry”/“the member of the opposition will retract his statement”
    “Yeah but it’s bullshit”/“it’s an unfair statement”
    “Alright, get out!”/“the member of the opposition will leave this parliament”

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 Před 8 měsíci +17

      Under standing order 94A, the member will leave this chamber/ to the principal with ya

    • @krisfisher5404
      @krisfisher5404 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😄

  • @uhmhi4602
    @uhmhi4602 Před 2 měsíci +113

    the fact that pauline is still here even with her blatant racism is crazy to me

    • @turnip3320
      @turnip3320 Před 2 měsíci

      She’s a fucking joke. Why is she even still here?💀

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Well Australia does love its racism.

    • @DisobeyZOG
      @DisobeyZOG Před měsícem

      @@emporioalnino4670yes we do. Because they are rude to us whites.

    • @Waitin4_a_Mate
      @Waitin4_a_Mate Před 26 dny +2

      Meh, agree or disagree, anybody can get in with legitimate votes, for better or for worse at least there's some illusion of choice for the Aussie people

    • @NatSoc-14-88
      @NatSoc-14-88 Před 23 dny +5

      She’s right though.

  • @BirnieMac1
    @BirnieMac1 Před 8 měsíci +512

    Something about Keating telling Howard to have a valium is endlessly comical

    • @danielbroadbridge886
      @danielbroadbridge886 Před 8 měsíci +32

      Keating's ability to cut through people using clean wit was priceless.

  • @yourcat8040
    @yourcat8040 Před 8 měsíci +288

    i know nothing about politics but this gives me year 6 classroom vibes. I can just imagine the speaker going "WATERFALL" and everyone replying with a waterfall sound (as we used to do in primary when the class was too loud).

    • @squidjames7735
      @squidjames7735 Před 8 měsíci

      you're too kind ... I would have thought a cage full of apes would be more civilised than this mob here.

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Před 8 měsíci +2

      Oh my god when I went to school the teacher would just yell at you with this look , like you're completely screwed if you don't do exactly what they say

    • @RandoFromMars
      @RandoFromMars Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yo, I only learnt about that as an adult like a couple months back, blew my mind.

  • @CodeNameV13
    @CodeNameV13 Před 8 měsíci +165

    When the lights went out, it was like a bunch of kids in primary school with hands and faces on the windows whilst they watch a dog taking a shit. The teacher knows it is more interesting than the class.

  • @oliviabaggins5344
    @oliviabaggins5344 Před 6 měsíci +79

    “At risk of adding to the total.. 18 people is an all time record”😂😂

    • @Hi-Phi
      @Hi-Phi Před 2 měsíci +2

      Since federation!

  • @clintgirdler38
    @clintgirdler38 Před 9 měsíci +341

    Their pettiness and carry on makes me embarrassed to be an Australian. If these people are ELECTED to speak for the people and this is how they treat that privilege and honour, then it’s no wonder our country is in deep shit.

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 Před 8 měsíci +24

      Yeah but us foreigners find it hilarious, so it's it's a soft power win.

    • @HyperVectra
      @HyperVectra Před 8 měsíci +16

      I agree. This is all just one big joke and political point scoring. No genuine questions except softball ones for their own party. We all like to have a joke and a laugh but maybe when you are being paid to represent the people and this country maybe you could conduct yourself with a moticorm of decorum out of respect for the power and position you hold. Its easier I guess when representing 'ourselves', Put the British coat of arms up like the courts still do. Discrace the monarch and watch the GG come running

    • @brontewcat
      @brontewcat Před 8 měsíci +11

      This just question time - it’s when they blow off steam. Watch debate when it’s not questioned time - you will need a lot of coffee to keep you awake.

    • @basspuppy133
      @basspuppy133 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Nah, it encompasses the energy of a group of year 8's in english class, that makes me proud to be an australian.

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Před 8 měsíci +2

      Couldn't agree more everybody's going how Australian is this , nothing to do with Australia is just a bunch of adults that can't behave

  • @MoOsHw
    @MoOsHw Před 8 měsíci +384

    I got a laugh out of some of them, but mostly this reminded me of the reality that these clowns run our country, I've seen more cadence in a highschool debate than in any of these clips.

    • @alyssaoconnor
      @alyssaoconnor Před 8 měsíci

      100%. The fact that peoples lives rely on the decisions these morons make is scary!

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Před 8 měsíci +25

      I work as a professional clown and went to Canberra with two other clowns to see if we could get into Parliament and question time in the full costumes .we got to the door of the question time gallery and the old bastard wouldn't let us in. so they are quite particular about the type of clown they let in

    • @string_qbyte
      @string_qbyte Před 6 měsíci +2

      A high school debate over what? Whether it's better to live in the city or the country?

  • @Survivor947
    @Survivor947 Před 7 měsíci +71

    I am a 70 year old lady and disabled pensioner and while I am forever grateful for a roof over my head living in housing commission I now understand why after ten years I am still waiting for the department to make a decision on whether they should supply me with a bedroom door .. Just a foot note I am still waiting .

    • @quinnsmith-cameron1011
      @quinnsmith-cameron1011 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I'm 22 year old boy and this is giving me flashbacks of primary school and high school, it's quite shocking that an esteemed position such as theirs is being treated so casually it seems.

    • @shakesqueer8474
      @shakesqueer8474 Před 6 měsíci +5

      try contacting a local lions club if you’re able to! i’ve met some of the volunteers for a lions club in diamond valley, VIC and they’ve done things from cleaning drive ways to repairing front doors for seniors and veterans. not sure if this will be useful but i hope it can help, my mother also lives in housing commission and i understand how frustrating it can be.

    • @MissGold888
      @MissGold888 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Wow, just wow. You literally were given a home by the government. Many don’t even have that and you’re complaining about a door? The entitlement of your generation. Unbelievable.

    • @philgem9247
      @philgem9247 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It’s your fault ,you voted labour🤣

  • @zchettaz
    @zchettaz Před 8 měsíci +132

    Immediately following 'question time' they should have 'insult time', where they're allowed to say whatever they want to each other without getting removed.

    • @OutandAboutwithTrev
      @OutandAboutwithTrev Před 2 měsíci +3

      F*$K that when will we have 'Answers time"....that's what we want!

  • @randomname392
    @randomname392 Před 8 měsíci +125

    its like when a year 7 class gets a substitute who's clearly new to teaching

  • @morganmensa5129
    @morganmensa5129 Před 8 měsíci +566

    I have NEVER been more proud to be an Aussie!!! I used to love watching question time!

    • @trace8153
      @trace8153 Před 8 měsíci +11

      yes should be compulsory.

    • @captain1334
      @captain1334 Před 8 měsíci

      It is mate

    • @Jacopski
      @Jacopski Před 8 měsíci +55

      quite embarrassing to see our "house of representatives" behave worse than a year 7 classroom

    • @bunningssnags6104
      @bunningssnags6104 Před 8 měsíci +8

      ​@@Jacopski you say that as if the americain congress knew how bluetooth worked. Or what it even is

    • @themightyangustma2753
      @themightyangustma2753 Před 8 měsíci +7

      It’s like a comedy.

  • @sideshowrupert3
    @sideshowrupert3 Před 8 měsíci +509

    Pauline Hanson gets my vote for least competent and most likely to create comedy unintentionally. Concerning that she is still in parliament and still being taken seriously after all that has happened over the years!

    • @nathansstuff1547
      @nathansstuff1547 Před 8 měsíci +27

      Wait there's been a time when she was taken seriously?

    • @sideshowrupert3
      @sideshowrupert3 Před 8 měsíci +45

      @@nathansstuff1547 unfortunately there haven be been several times when I’ve met people that have voted one nation so I have to say yes lol

    • @LSD123.
      @LSD123. Před 8 měsíci +34

      Im not a Pauline Hanson fan, but you can't deny she loves her country.

    • @sideshowrupert3
      @sideshowrupert3 Před 8 měsíci +54

      @@LSD123. agreed, unfortunately in a very misguided way

    • @trapd00rspider
      @trapd00rspider Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@LSD123. She has a seething hatred for most people in it and shamelessly coopts our parliament for her own ends but sure, I guess conceptually...

  • @architect119
    @architect119 Před 8 měsíci +48

    How different Parliament would be, if it were filled with people who were affected by the actions they take. Instead of these Muppetts.

  • @brasschick4214
    @brasschick4214 Před 8 měsíci +89

    We need a breathalyser on the door into the chamber, especially after lunch… far out.
    The best speech I have ever seen was by Anthony Albanese when lambasting Malcolm Turnbull and the then LNP Opposition about their opposition to the Labor Government fibre-optic NBN roll-out.

    • @Rexotec
      @Rexotec Před 2 měsíci +2

      I don't know if this comment was posted after the Barnaby incident but if it wasn't... oh boy

  • @OldAussieAds
    @OldAussieAds Před 8 měsíci +109

    "Get him a Valium". I always loved watching the master at work, Paul Keating.

  • @takenbystorm
    @takenbystorm Před 8 měsíci +45

    Aw mate, whatever ya reckon.....
    Is the truest Australian sentence of all time.

  • @rowancucanic
    @rowancucanic Před 8 měsíci +89

    7:43 "he can do it sequentially, he's quite clever" 😂🤣

  • @Master_of_cheese
    @Master_of_cheese Před rokem +96

    I remember the power going off in primary school and we acted better then that

  • @HenrythePaleoGuy
    @HenrythePaleoGuy Před 8 měsíci +325

    Would love to see an NZ version of this.
    Our Aussie brothers do match us in our ridiculousness sometimes. XD

    • @leopoldstotch7711
      @leopoldstotch7711 Před 8 měsíci +13

      Jacinda was your worst and she wouldn’t even make a dent over here, y’all are tame haha Aussies are tyrants compared

    • @HenrythePaleoGuy
      @HenrythePaleoGuy Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@leopoldstotch7711 Shipley, Lange, and Muldoon are right there.

    • @LSD123.
      @LSD123. Před 8 měsíci +5

      What would they debate? A free pair of Velcro gloves for every citizen.

    • @futurewhale8
      @futurewhale8 Před 7 měsíci

      😂

    • @strikerbowls791
      @strikerbowls791 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@leopoldstotch7711 what? She was great

  • @trolley7657
    @trolley7657 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love Joyce's little agriculture minister rant

  • @sercancelenk7131
    @sercancelenk7131 Před 2 lety +120

    Nothing beats "I am gonna do you slowly".

  • @tylerhatton9523
    @tylerhatton9523 Před 2 měsíci +14

    5:52 "98% of Australians dont want halal"
    Looks like someones never been out on a Saturday at 2am smh

  • @calebramat7649
    @calebramat7649 Před 8 měsíci +24

    Leave under 94A is a cheat code

  • @anEyePhil
    @anEyePhil Před 8 měsíci +97

    These guys are all on $200,000+ of our tax for acting like 3 year olds.

  • @filterflo_74
    @filterflo_74 Před 8 měsíci +74

    i feel like this has got to be a satirical TV show. there's just no way all this can be real 🤣

  • @Samtheman2001
    @Samtheman2001 Před 2 měsíci +18

    0:28 literally the most Australian way a group of people may have reacted to a power outage.

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 Před 8 měsíci +96

    Back when I was in school and they asked us what we wanted out vocations to be I answered a Politician.
    I was told “you need to do a lot of work and a lot of experience is needed, as it’s a very serious and difficult job to maintain”
    I said “is it really? Doesn’t seem like it from what I’ve seen”
    I stand by those words 28 years later.

  • @Jynogre
    @Jynogre Před 7 měsíci +23

    15:37 Ol Rob smashin the beer for the lads, what a champ.

  • @Ebag981
    @Ebag981 Před 6 měsíci +21

    0:27 Sounds like when the lights go off at school and everyone starts screaming 😂

  • @calcutt4
    @calcutt4 Před 8 měsíci +40

    This is like primary school but with fancier language

    • @danrandall3302
      @danrandall3302 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Literally 😂

    • @danrandall3302
      @danrandall3302 Před 8 měsíci +7

      “Callum say sorry for what you said” = “the member will retract his statement and apologise to the chair”

  • @flamingfrancis
    @flamingfrancis Před 8 měsíci +198

    Great footage...I had almost forgotten that Bronny holds the distinguished official record of being the biggest tosser to ever sit in the seat of power....

    • @Click4caroline
      @Click4caroline Před 8 měsíci

      Rumour was that she was hosting liberal party fundraisers while supposedly being an unbiased adjudicator

    • @DavisonIncorp
      @DavisonIncorp Před 8 měsíci +8

      Bronwin was honestly nightmare level.

    • @menagers
      @menagers Před 7 měsíci +1

      Resume your seat and leave the chamber 😂

    • @MASSspec1990
      @MASSspec1990 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yeah, but at least when she spoke everyone shut up. I never did like her, but I appreciated her iron fist.

    • @lamingtonp
      @lamingtonp Před měsícem

      @@MASSspec1990 she was good but still to soft.

  • @xenophontis29
    @xenophontis29 Před 8 měsíci +31

    16:26 "a low altitude flyer" is fuckin brutal hahaha

  • @Pokemon_Collector_Pete
    @Pokemon_Collector_Pete Před 8 měsíci +82

    Gotta luv how Bob Hawke chugs down that beer & everyone cheers 😆😆😆

    • @kenchristie9214
      @kenchristie9214 Před 8 měsíci +12

      In 1955 Bob was in the Guiness Book of Records for skolling a yard glass (1.4 litres) in 11 seconds.

    • @jasminapun3454
      @jasminapun3454 Před 6 měsíci

      Stuff Ur labour libearl greens party Ur all statnic preachers

  • @liam_the_shades
    @liam_the_shades Před 8 měsíci +32

    7:22 “He can do it sequentially, he’s quite clever”

  • @simonscott1121
    @simonscott1121 Před 6 měsíci +15

    The bit where Howard said "better than he treats you" is pure perfection - totally admits it! Keating couldnt believe his luck.

  • @matthewcollins5871
    @matthewcollins5871 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I’m glad you’ve included the Dastiari-Hanson HSP moment. Funniest election night moment ever.

  • @mafius4530
    @mafius4530 Před 8 měsíci +72

    Australian politics is like a circus. Full of clowns and animals, and definitely unfit to rule a nation. But fun as all hell to watch.

    • @normallymute0131
      @normallymute0131 Před 8 měsíci

      Unfortunately the Aussie citizens feel the effects most. And people wonder why every second word is cunt.

    • @jasminapun3454
      @jasminapun3454 Před 6 měsíci +1

      And pedo

    • @MissGold888
      @MissGold888 Před 2 měsíci

      Fun? This is disturbing.

  • @climax050
    @climax050 Před 8 měsíci +328

    Pauline unmasking herself like some supervillain absolutely kills me everytime, as does everyone going "what the hell?" Like it was hilarious and also proved her point

    • @fletcherslife9234
      @fletcherslife9234 Před 8 měsíci +64

      I think they were surprised because none of the 76 senators actually wore a burqa before so everyone thought it was some random person just casually waltzing into the parliament. not trying to start an argument just trying to add on :)

    • @edwardheaney3641
      @edwardheaney3641 Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@fletcherslife9234 Which is the point she thought she was making, it could be a random person

    • @lukegettingby4566
      @lukegettingby4566 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@edwardheaney3641 and also its a stupid fuckin ghost costume that's totally alien in our society.

    • @TheBlockWIzard
      @TheBlockWIzard Před 8 měsíci +76

      @@edwardheaney3641 please, everyone knew the only person to pull off a stunt that braindead was Pauline -and she had to hand in her ID to get through security so no there wasn''t any risk of it being a random person

    • @trapd00rspider
      @trapd00rspider Před 8 měsíci +25

      ​@@edwardheaney3641 gee if only there were security protocols for dealing with head coverings in high security situations while maintaining personal liberty in other contexts. Oh well, better ban motorcyle helmets and face masks everywhere all the time then.

  • @andrewcipriano2890
    @andrewcipriano2890 Před 8 měsíci +38

    22:35 yeah good job barnaby, especially considering the massive fish kills under the government you served

  • @ChichiNaka
    @ChichiNaka Před 8 měsíci +71

    Pauline Hanson has been in the news and in politics for my entire life and hasnt accomplished anything, nothing in Australia changes
    all the news hosts, all the morning hosts, all the weather people, all the tv shows holy shit you can leave the country in 2010, come back in 2023 and everything is exactly the same

    • @trytea
      @trytea Před 7 měsíci +4

      First and foremost, she looks after her electorate. Every time she votes LNP, she's made a back door deal to improve her own electorate. That's why she gets voted in time and time again.

    • @alexmancera6566
      @alexmancera6566 Před 6 měsíci +7

      ⁠​⁠@@tryteathat’s… an interesting take. Isn’t she a mining magnate? She has millions to spend on campaigns and relies on lets be honest, a lot of racist fear mongering to get support. I find it hard to believe she is genuinely doing a better job taking care of her electorate than the next runner up. Seems to me she has leveraged her vast fortune and connections to secure her position more than taking care of her electorates.
      On behalf of (I’m estimating) 99% Australians, Pauline Hanson can get thrown in some kind of cassowary thunderdome

    • @trytea
      @trytea Před 6 měsíci

      @@alexmancera6566 she's basically what you'd expect from a very bogan white Australian. She's not from money, nor in mining. She's great at winning points with bogans and very nationalistic people.

    • @sgtjonzo
      @sgtjonzo Před 6 měsíci +1

      we live in an oligarchy

    • @granand
      @granand Před 2 měsíci

      But her fear and apprehension and warning are coming true

  • @rogertoole9468
    @rogertoole9468 Před 2 lety +30

    This is better then seinfeild....

  • @russellhorsefield9199
    @russellhorsefield9199 Před 8 měsíci +19

    Comedy gold from our pollies if I ever see it. Thanks for the memories.

  • @parkesyreviewsstuff7587
    @parkesyreviewsstuff7587 Před 2 měsíci +7

    i live for the Pauline Hanson and Sam Dastyari relationship.

  • @therearenogods3716
    @therearenogods3716 Před 8 měsíci +48

    Wow I thought the UK parliament was bad but these guys are like little school kids with the same intellect.

    • @NatalleeK
      @NatalleeK Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@Ztzyyythey're objectively correct though, our PMs are children

  • @terryandrews5309
    @terryandrews5309 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Thanks for sharing mate. Great mix . Love it!!

  • @armourdream
    @armourdream Před 8 měsíci +45

    15:49 this explains a lot about why the Australian government acts this way

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 Před 6 měsíci

      haha XD so true X)) LOL

  • @brontewcat
    @brontewcat Před 8 měsíci +20

    At one point we see 3 Labor PMs in one shot - Rudd, Gillard and Albanese

    • @brontewcat
      @brontewcat Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@daniellarkins6983 I have been watching too many British videos. This is one of the few instances we use the American spelling, so I automatically default to the British spelling.

  • @Otterlier
    @Otterlier Před 8 měsíci +14

    Not the fucking pipe bomb bro 💔💀

  • @aahhsplat
    @aahhsplat Před 6 měsíci +10

    Brown Bishop clearing house under '94 A' was hilarious 😂

  • @RHTeebs
    @RHTeebs Před rokem +23

    7:21 "The member shall resume his seat, and leave under 94A." 🤔

    • @AllyaComfreak
      @AllyaComfreak Před 9 měsíci +11

      “Sequentially”

    • @Ravioli638
      @Ravioli638 Před 8 měsíci +3

      It's very clever @@AllyaComfreak

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Před 6 měsíci

      You will resume your seat and leave under 94a.

  • @stambo1983
    @stambo1983 Před 8 měsíci +45

    Bronwyn was too busy charging tax payers for helicopters as a taxi service, to even feign bipartisanship.

    • @Driolo95
      @Driolo95 Před 8 měsíci +5

      She was unbearable. My father was a staunch Liberal and even he couldn’t stand her

    • @squidjames7735
      @squidjames7735 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ... well, she got bishop in her surname.

    • @LeadingEdgeFitness1
      @LeadingEdgeFitness1 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I had the unfortunate experience of flying Bishop around when I was at the RAAF VIP squadron. She was a self entitled, rorting, narcisistic grub

    • @franky1650
      @franky1650 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@LeadingEdgeFitness1who would you say was the best politician you've flown?

    • @LeadingEdgeFitness1
      @LeadingEdgeFitness1 Před 7 měsíci

      @@franky1650 By a long long way, Tim Fischer Franky. And many may be surprised but Peter Costello was always fun, polite and an absolute pleasure.

  • @JamesDX2032
    @JamesDX2032 Před 8 měsíci +14

    Sounds like the local pub at Thursday night trivia

  • @cultofdumbpling4699
    @cultofdumbpling4699 Před 8 měsíci +26

    they’re a bunch of children and i live for it

  • @jakepieper3890
    @jakepieper3890 Před 8 měsíci +12

    really came into parliament with a fucking pipe bomb, legend

    • @jeremythomas2865
      @jeremythomas2865 Před měsícem

      Thought that cop was going to arrest him on the spot.

  • @chrisedwards8476
    @chrisedwards8476 Před 8 měsíci +16

    0:58 “order, the house will come to order” no one listens 😂😂😂

  • @ricecake127
    @ricecake127 Před 8 měsíci +10

    everyone leaving under 94A is my fav bit its so funny esp the resume seat then leave under 94A

  • @Dylan_Username
    @Dylan_Username Před 8 měsíci +10

    Legend has it they never got order back

  • @kieransmith1796
    @kieransmith1796 Před 8 měsíci +24

    Keating was a tier above anyone else in this compilation.

  • @TheGoldShot
    @TheGoldShot Před 8 měsíci +12

    This should be shown in schools.

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi Před 6 měsíci +5

    "Mister speaker, give him a valium." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardsonkinnear8031
    @richardsonkinnear8031 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Anyone who wants to be a Politician should NOT be allowed to be a Politician !

  • @bradeast8021
    @bradeast8021 Před 8 měsíci +21

    Barnaby Joyce perpetually sounds like a mean girl in high school who is the only one who hasn’t realized shes already developed alzheimers.
    Also Harry Jenkins was the best speaker we’ve ever had

  • @nerdy_dav
    @nerdy_dav Před rokem +13

    Lol...
    Mr Speaker, give him a valium!

  • @Tehdavz
    @Tehdavz Před 8 měsíci +21

    after the power went out on Keven Rudd and the laughter subsided... "Rabble rabble rabble rabble!!!"

  • @MASSspec1990
    @MASSspec1990 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I used to watch question time over all other things in the early 90's. Like 93-95. I was 3-5 y/o, and I found it more entertaining than Kids shows...

  • @felixfelix9062
    @felixfelix9062 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hearing the agriculture guy go on that rant was so funny

  • @JamesJones-cm6vi
    @JamesJones-cm6vi Před 2 lety +53

    I love australia

    • @Aussie-426
      @Aussie-426 Před 2 lety +12

      Who doesn’t?

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 Před 2 lety +5

      amen

    • @thefirebirdflock3440
      @thefirebirdflock3440 Před rokem +6

      Love the people, hate the animals

    • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
      @PremierCCGuyMMXVI Před 11 měsíci +1

      Wait till you see America 🤪

    • @patrickganly5206
      @patrickganly5206 Před 9 měsíci

      I used to love Australia back in the 1990's before it got taken over by neo Conservative Murican ass licking war hawks. Now I think it has become almost as vile a country as the UK or the US. Hopefully China and Russia can save the world from all of these paranoid and racist Anglo Saxon arsewipes. 💪😎🇨🇳♥️🇷🇺✌️😎

  • @e7267
    @e7267 Před rokem +11

    0:37 3 pms in one shot

  • @Jopacob
    @Jopacob Před 8 měsíci +13

    Costs the Australian Taxpayer over $250,000 a DAY just for the Politicians to show up for the 18-20 sitting weeks of Parliament. That is not including their staff, security, all the other administration and turning the lights and Aircon on.
    And this is what we get?

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 Před 2 měsíci

      Assuming that figure is accurate, it's not a lot. It has problems but a stable liberal democracy is preferable to no checks and balances whatsoever.

  • @naughtynedflanders434
    @naughtynedflanders434 Před 6 měsíci +5

    When you're a kid and you have this perception that the adults are all knowledgeable, all mature and all wise.
    And then you see this.

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 Před 2 měsíci

      Childhood is thinking adults are mature and children immature
      Maturity is realising everybody is winging it and we're all silly stupid creatures

  • @zoom777
    @zoom777 Před 8 měsíci +11

    The best muppet show

  • @burpengaryjosh5614
    @burpengaryjosh5614 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Brutal, I love it. 🇦🇺👍

  • @pp4scal
    @pp4scal Před měsícem +2

    The entire time I was so confused on what was happening

  • @scolar_visari
    @scolar_visari Před 2 lety +52

  • @guysitsjustme6623
    @guysitsjustme6623 Před 8 měsíci +20

    Funniest circus I’ve ever seen😂😂

  • @enterthelegions
    @enterthelegions Před rokem +15

    Basically they are just Brits with a different twister accent

  • @mynwu4726
    @mynwu4726 Před 8 měsíci +5

    this is music to my ears. I could fall asleep to these

  • @hgracieeees
    @hgracieeees Před 7 měsíci +18

    "how is the member for hunter meant to resume his seat and leave the room?"
    "he can do it sequentially, he's quite clever."
    "having sat down she will leave under 94A, sequentially."

  • @aussiegruber86
    @aussiegruber86 Před 8 měsíci +13

    I hope this is not seen from countries from outside of Australia, it’s embarrassing

  • @ranmckalser9844
    @ranmckalser9844 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Bob Hawke is the best and a true blue aussie legend

    • @midlifebiker7424
      @midlifebiker7424 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Total grub....

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 Před 2 měsíci

      This mentality is exactly what's wrong with politics.
      Politicians are not your friends, and shouldn't be your friends. It's their job to sacrifice their own personal lives for the greater good of society. But voters are brainless and irrational, and will vote for [candidate I'd like to grab a beer with] rather than their broader policies and worldview. There's a reason tall, handsome, and charismatic prime ministers or presidents get elected more often regardless of their politics.
      And politicians appeal to this mindset! It's the dominant mindset! I hate when politicians say shit about how their family is the most important thing to them. No it's not! You're supposed to work for us at the expense of your own life!
      Individualism has destroyed the social fabric of not only this country but the modern world.

  • @ann-mariemeurs952
    @ann-mariemeurs952 Před 2 měsíci +5

    98% of Australians dont want halal certifications. Thats also the same amount of Australians that know what halal is lol

  • @Eddierath
    @Eddierath Před 2 lety +123

    Almost as chaotic as the SA parliament but just as entertaining.🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE
      @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE Před 10 měsíci +3

      All set up by british. Its scary to see britain allnover th world. The people of the countries dont even seem to realise they are british colonies. 😂

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE What? And that's ex-British colonies. We're a Federated Australian nation.

    • @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE
      @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE Před 10 měsíci

      @@Civman-yr8lb 😂 words. Check how things really work. Dont you guys have to rent your land from the royal family still? It cant be owned? Seems very independent of the crown.

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb Před 10 měsíci

      @@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE No? You sound mental mate.

    • @Iron_of_man
      @Iron_of_man Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE we really don't. It's Crown land in name only.

  • @TyreChewingDog
    @TyreChewingDog Před 2 lety +22

    🤓: “The member for [xxxxx] will remove himself from the house under 94A”

  • @SimonCoulton
    @SimonCoulton Před 8 měsíci +8

    19:45 is so good lol

  • @Ginetti
    @Ginetti Před 6 měsíci +2

    Quality viewing on a rainy day.

  • @MrCokewithice
    @MrCokewithice Před 8 měsíci +7

    great compilation these politicians are a funny bunch of people but I cant get it out of my head that they all root each other :'D

  • @nicksterpick
    @nicksterpick Před 8 měsíci +11

    be the Aussie the Americans think you are.

  • @danielbroadbridge886
    @danielbroadbridge886 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Bronwyn Bishop criticising the speaker for having double standards. Well that aged well...