Aussies Being Idiots: Fails Around The World
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That dude who was harassing the street performer totally deserved what came to him
I came here to say exactly that.
He deserve what he was sking for:)Simply..
Never understood why people would harass a street performer!
@@garyjohnson1970 because some people are assholes
What a prick. That smack in the face he received was a justified thing of beauty.
Guy who called over the fox changed attitude reeeaaal quick.
I need that og video dude.
He grew up fast
Hey beautiful
I love how the street performer at 10:51 gave that dude what he deserved, but stayed in character in the process 😂
He looks like the same asshole who got a beating by Mike Tyson on that plane. Don't feel sorry for him for a minute.
He didnt give him enough, he deserved more.
Agreed, I was actually hoping one of the other people watching would have stepped in or at least said something, but unfortunatly it didn't happen.
I cant stand arrogant people like that. Im glad that performer popped him.
As an Aussie who lives out in the bush, most of these are pretty normal but I had to laugh at the border collie with the toaster, wtf? 🤣🤣🤣
I had to rewind that one twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things
Somebody's been toasting pork pies again, pfft!
i know! LOL! i have a similar breed and he does stuff like that:picks up random objects and takes them to his place to investigate. He can entertain himself for hours until the object is in shreds or pieces. i think i'd better go hide the toaster...
Just think how good that must smell.... It looks like a little critter with a tail, but unlike other animals it doesn't run away and tastes like toast.
Oh my word, bless you. I just couldn’t handle the spiders.
FYI Australians check for spiders as an automatic reflex … those that don't are never spoken of again.
That's what I hear also. From my understanding, the Australian trap-door spider is one of the most, if not THE most, venomous spiders in the world. I will pass on that.
@@flipflopping Funnel-web Spider
@@flipflopping How can you tell if an animal is poisionous in Australia?
... see if it moves.
Didn't learn the spider check from being American but I sure did learn it from living in the middle east. Camel spiders are things of nightmares.
We do it in Texas as well for spiders but more specifically for scorpions.
I love how people hold out there hand to try and feed or pet a wild animal and get bit and wonder why idiots
Most people have little to no experience with wild animals, and they think all critters are tame.
City people lack common sense around nature/animals lol
Tbh the one with the fox was just a little bite due to curiosity, not really trying to hurt him. My cat does that all the time when my hands smell like food
@@eggsbenedict7711
It's still stupid, as you know what a tame cat means. The fox bit to get the guy to drop the food. The guy is lucky the fox didn't really chomp down, which the cat knows is a mistake. The fox hasn't been so conditioned.
Also, who knows what disease that fox might be carrying?
Admire wild critters, don't try to be buddies.
@@spacelemur7955 i know. Although my cat really knows what she's doing...
But anyways, at least the fox was just being curious
4:14 is just a perfect depiction of Australian life, wild life comes up to you, you then greet it and treat it like a pet, it tries to eat you, then you swear at it like it's your child who just broke your new TV. And so continues the cycle of Australia
Yeah but some of the stupidity is monumental. Everyone knows you don’t feed goannas from your hand as they can’t distinguish between hand and food.
At 10:45 statue cowboy sucker punching the punk was the most satisfying of the clips.
The worst nightmare of life: finding a giant spider in your shoes ... scared to death
Happens all the time. We never put our boots on without first banging them on the concrete.
Even worse is finding a spider so giant that it’s WEARING your shoes. 🕷 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠
I threw my Phone away 😂
In Australia that is called "morning". But it's the land where every single little thing is actively trying to kill you.
You know if you see a spider on TV you will see one at home SOOOON ... IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT .. IT HAPPEN'S TO ME EVERY TIME MATE .. 😲😲🕷🕷🕷🕷😰😰
4:09 - Guy with the fox went from extreme animal lover to extreme animal hater in the space of just a few seconds! 😂
Yeah approaching a wild animal like that is a really smart move, i guess he watches too much animal planet where they dont show the "bad" stuff :D
Probably because he knows how inconvenient it is to get the rabies shots again.
Thank you. That person is me/us. Obviously the fox mistook his hand for food, but I go 0-100 quick.
What did he expect? A fox tea party? It’s wild animal!
That one was my favorite
Watching this reminded me of how uniquely Australian we all still are (despite globalisation) and how much crazy wildlife we deal with all the time without batting an eyelid! Keep it up Ozzies!
Shout out from Canada...also feeling the brutalization of the globalists. We're going to keep on being polite, and you guys keep on being awesome. First round is on me brother!
@@High_Caliber Cheers mate. I love Canada and Canadian people 🇨🇦 You guys have the most beautiful country and flora/fauna and like the Ozzies are super easy going! All the very best 🍻
@@SK-xc6cd "Ozzies"? Are you an ostrich?
Shout out from Belfast Ireland buddy and have a nice day dudes
@@High_Caliber I love Canada although that's the only place I've ever been mugged on the street. They were very polite about it. They only took the Canadian currency and left my US currency AND my US birth certificate (back when that's all I needed to get in and out of Canada prior to needing a passport) then politely returned my purse. LOL
1:32 "awh yeah" *1 second later* "ahh fuck" killed me 😂
I don’t blame the guy at 3:08 for freaking out! But he got me with “Again!” Lol! 😂 how often does this happen to him!?
I don't even understand what happened at all
@@noi000 thanks. Yeah I realized something fell on him after rewatching fullscreen but assumed it was a spider or something lol
In another longer video it shows the rat jumping at him one time before...
It happened to him like 2-3 times you can see the full video on Ozzy man reviews
So funny lol what was that lol
This is pretty much a list of all the reasons I couldn’t survive in Australia 😂
No shit, hammers flying all over the goddam place, no thanks!
Me:Reason to not travel there:)Ever.
Live more southern around Victoria and you’ll get less spiders especially in the winter
Everything is upside down, on fire, flooded, and/or trying to kill you.... I could save time & money and just go visit Florida for all that and I wouldn't have to stand on my head!
😂🤣😂 This video was nothing I’ve lived in far North Queensland home of huge salt water crocodiles, Cassowaries, drop bears, Irukandji jellyfish, stone fish and a long list of other deadly bitey and stingy things.
As an Aussie, I 100% endorse this episode. Welcome to Aus mate, this is just our way of life.
Gotta respect you fellas, that is some truly top-shelf failing going on.
I didn't see anyone drinking Swan lager or Victoria Bitter ?
Victoria bitter is the worst beer I’ve ever had
The funniest: The guy on the scooter crashing into the caravan. The most satisfying: The street performer smacking the annoying idiot in the face. So good.
3:07 the "Again!" sent me. 🤣
How does that happen more than once?
Ask the rodent doing a base jump onto his head 😂
Because Australia!
4:10 That fox was so nice. It just never leaned how hard it may bite, until it hurts a human.
Nah the dudes just a wuss. If u look the fox barely touched him at all.
I know. You pet a wild animal an are surprised when it bites you?
@@sandman0923 It didn't even bit hard, just a gentle nibble. Man overreacted way to much.
It’s probably thought you were giving it food😭
The chicken walking on the cement=comedy gold.
Genuinely stoked to see an entire video based on Australian fails. Ahhh, I love my country
I laughed so hard at 1:34 when the motorbike guy took a moment to check out the Sheilas and then crashed
That could have easily been me😂
It was like ohhh yeeeah, ooh fuck!
Yeah went from looking cool to looking fool in less than 2 seconds lol.
That's just me whenever my cat attacks me for no reason.
Thats a typical Aussie man..My Ex crashed my car checking some chick out..
It costed him $5000 and in the end he told me after checking her out it really wasnt worth the perve 😅..lol..
Dont perve and drive that should be a new Aussie road rule...lol
2:18 OMG she had no regrets so hard she went for the finishing move. 🤣😂🤣
That finish move was so goooood hahaha
I was expecting Blondie to grab her by the pant leg and pull her into the mud and start slugging!
The way the wheel went 🫠 cracked me up 9:13
The little rodent thing that bit her hand looked like a muskrat. They’re pretty dangerous. One time when I was super low on life a muskrat killed me in red dead redemption 2. Be careful out there.
Thr rodent looking thing was a quokka only native 2 Australia I would know cuz I'm aussie
8:17 once a jolly swagman jumped into a billabong
its not Aussies being idiots- It's Aussies being Aussies
We got some of that in the Americas too - another dumping ground for Commonwealth criminals back in the day.
@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 well, australia is the worst of british society
@@nathanial7249 best
We're both the result of former Europeans whose lives sucked, said "fuck this," and decided to do something about it
So proud to be an Aussie, we really do have a great sense of humility and humor. We are wild and free.
That spider mom actually scared me xD
7:51 I don't know exactly why; maybe it's the perfect combination of the stupid costume and the beautiful sound of the impact, but this one just absolutely killed me! 🤣
Not just the impact, but even the sound of the wheel screeching for a split second too!
I watched that bit 5 times and laughed harder each time I watched it.
Ha ha who does that in a costume when they can't see?!? 🤣
Official Slogan: "Australia, the land where everything tries to kill you, including your mates"
If they don't succeed then they laugh at you.
Yup, even the street mimes...
I heard they called that "the devil's playground"
😂🤣🤣😂
@Aussie Pom - Danger is an aphrodisiac.
I love how every Aussie gets bit, approaches, or sees the scariest animals 🕷️ 🦘 🦎 and they just laugh it off or go like casually “Oh hey” 😂😂😂 meanwhile I’m sweating from freaking out because I saw a small spider on my ceiling 😂
lovers of unexplained mystery, strange disappearances, I just subscribed to the mysterium investigation channel. The narration is captivating and the stories are full of intrigue
The guy with the fox is such an asshole. First off: It’s a wild animal. If you put your hand out, you might get bitten, it’s how a lot of them investigate something. And second, that fox barely bit him if at all. If it wanted to hurt him, it easily could have. It was most likely just being inquisitive/curious (Like foxes usually are)
It was hilarious. 😂
Feral animals here
hes just making sure wildlife know to fear humanity and dont get too comfortable. Its for their own survival 😂
Last I checked foxes aren’t endemic to Australia
I think it was a dingo ay.
4:10 dude didn't even get bit hard at all. If anything it was a small nibble he was just mad the fox didn't perform the way he wanted it to.
Still needs rabies shots. No exceptions.
I'll be honest, this just made me want some Aussie friends to hang out with
I'm an Aussie, this one is so relatable 😂
I fuckin love Aussies from their antics to their accents, they’re the most entertaining to watch/talk to.
0:33 - When I stayed with some friends in America, every time we left the house I instinctively banged my shoes upside down on the brickwork outside before putting them on. My friends looked at me like I was crazy when I told them I was checking for spiders. Who's crazy now, Chris?
That's funny, I'm from California and my dad always taught us to bring our shoes indoors, and if we didn't, shake them vigorously. We constantly had unwanted intruders.......
Even NZers look at us strangely when we do that - I went camping in NZ with some friends over there, they couldn't work out why I was looking under my tent for snakes (ICYMI there are no snakes in Aotearoa aka New Zealand).
Where I'm at we check them for scorpions before putting 'em on.
FINALLY...a benefit of living in Massachusetts...no spiders the size of dinner plates sleeping in my shoes!
I’m from the US, just moved from Texas to Illinois. Went from rattlesnakes to brown recluse spiders. I was shocked the amount of brown recluses we have up here in IL, didn’t see too many in Texas. But that’s nothing compared to what y’all have!!! Stay safe!
As an American, I want to say thank you Aussies for always doing the dumbest stunts and messing with the deadliest animals. You keep the Earth interesting.
You're welcome mate
7:32 whatever company made that TV should be proud.
I love how aussies are always drunk and having fun despite every living thing around them being deadly. “Aaaahh, **** off croc, I’m ****ing swimming here mate”
Considering where there are little crocs there’s bound to be big crocs I’m convinced those lads are not swimming in their local.
i am definitely not the stereotypical aussie, i am shit scared of spiders
@@catgoesboing Avoid the Top End then, mate. Here's its Snakes and Salties.
That's why they're always drunk. To deal with everything trying to kill them. All the time. I'd be drunk all the time too.
@@shauncobain6271 when I went on holidays to the top end, one of the waterholes we went to with a tour had a bunch of little crocs in it. Tour guide said they were fine to swim with, they were freshies & showed us the trap that was set up on the way in to attract the bigger salties in case they came by, so no, small ones doesn't necessarily mean bigger ones are in the same water, bigger ones are actually caught & moved, little ones no-one bothers with, cause they don't cause any dramas. I actually tried to get a photo of 3 of the little ones, but they swam away as soon as I entered the water near them :( (and when I say "little" they were probably close to my body length in their length from nose to tip of tail, so much bigger than the one in the video, but mouths were still too small to eat me, so they didn't want to be near me)
10:52 **applause** 👏 👏 👏 😏😌
I don't know what people expect when they're trying to hand feed a WILD ANIMAL!!🤪
Being an Australian, half of this stuff (mostly the spiders, magpies and kangaroos, although it gets a lot worse than what is allowed on CZcams) is quite normal
I love how the dude got so pissed off at the fox.. like bro what did you think would happen?! 🤣🤣
The guy hitting the blue spray can... that’s hilarious 😂
He suddenly became Scottish. 😂
FREEEEEDOOOOOM!
Average Tradie in Australia
05:55 his workmates laughing at him is why i love this country. Love our banter
0:26 what did he think would happen?
That one with the living statue is such a classic, so satisfying.
5:50 "you put paint in there?" *proceed rub+applied it to the nose😭😂🤣
Not fun at all i mean how he can clean that stuff later????
@@joe125ful naahhh.. it's funneh cuz he got no skyuull😂😂😂
Then the next one happens to be someone who gets paint all over themselves
That spider at 3:34 will give me nightmares. I'm not afraid of spiders here in the US, but Aussie spiders and most of your wildlife frightens me! You all hit the lottery for all the most dangerous animals in one place, but I think Australians are the best people to take them all in stride with a laid back attitude and easy smile. Much respect! 😊
06:54 What it would look like in the Australian kangaroo apocalypse!🤣
I love Australians! I don't think I've ever met one in life... Everything I see about them makes me happy! Even the silly mistakes!
How do you do? Now you have.😄
You can come visit, we tend to all hang out in the same place ;)
G’day mate, you’re always welcome down under - but just remember, most things here are out to kill ya, spiders, snakes, sharks, jellyfish, plants, the heat, etc….but not guns….
@Andy or rabies 🤞
@@Ofthe7thSon oh that's just great! If the wildlife doesn't get you, the criminals well. Sounds like an amazing experience.....NOT!!! I just stick where I live, less things to kill you and I'm able to defend myself with a gun if it came to that.
3:50 is why I’m never going to Australia 😂
I was thinking "just spray em with fly spray" then i saw momma and upgraded to a shotgun :-)
I'm not afraid of spiders but that is truly terrifying.
The kangaroo in the first clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:39
Certified Australia moment
the guy who was checking out the girls and then crashed had me dying😂😂
*OH YEA--*
Seeing all those deadly Aussie spiders makes me think, our Florida gators and pythons aren't so bad. 😆
As an Aussie, those pythons are nightmare fuel!
What if there spider-pythons?! Or Aligatarantulars?! Gahhhh!
@Lance Revell Wolf spiders & huntsman spiders aren't that bad. It's the Sydney funnelweb (especially the female) & the Red-back spiders that are the biggest danger :/
@@hdmccart6735 our Carpet pythons aren't that bad. Our venomous snakes, that's a totally different story - I live on the outskirts of a major city, not far from bushland, and it's somewhat common to spot them in warmer months.
The spiders the size of a dime that we have here in Massachusetts freak me out...the Aussie spiders are things of nightmares 😳
Thanks for the spider-jumpscare, my Heart ist flipping out of controle😂🔥
@0:32 That's his shoe now...and it's a nice fit I might say 😶😂
Paint in ya sunscreen 🤣🤣🤣 That's pure Aussie
Yeah, I loved that one lol
1:04 Police siren and whistle perfectly synchronized 😂
That man was so gentle with the fox with a angelic voice and soon as it goes for a nibble the devil comes out lol.
That could not have been a more Aussie intro clip lol nicely done 👌
10:15 the seagul is named „Charlie“ … „Charlie bit your finger… and it hurts“…
6:00 He looks like Braveheart
All of them seems reasonable, but the doggo with the toaser? What the actual 🤣 that cracked me up 🤣
as a South African I love the Aussies, cool blokes , and they now how to keeep up with us in drinking
Thanks for the spider clips, I'm an Aussie and I'm watching this right before bed.
...Actually, I think I'll stay up tonight. Who needs sleep anyway?
LOL! I'm in America and the Aussie spider videos keep me awake at night too.
Who needs sleep? Well, for a starter, spiders don't! Hahaha. Sorry about that mate.
Huntsman's are harmless, they just want to eat your household bugs and stay the fuck away from you. It's those cheeky Redbacks you gotta worry about 😂
Yeah, my biggest fear on earth is spiders of any kind, but especially big ones!! My husband passed on this compilation, he says he doesn't need more nightmare fuel! LMAO
the other night as I was getting into bed, I was rudely accosted by a rather nasty black spider crawling across my pillow. I hate when that happens.
Finally, people get to see some Aussie action
You guys are awesome!
The Sheila tripping over the bowling alley gutter had impeccable timing!
Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!
The doggo and toaster 🇦🇺🤣
.....Oh, crumbs!
It's the spider nest INSIDE the house that got me!! I can't even imagine!!
I’d move. There’s no way!
2:15 "FINISH HER!" not just a push but a kick for good measure LOL LOL :D :D :D 🤣 I think im in love! 😂
I knew before I clicked there were going to be several NOPE moments. That is indeed what I got.
4:23 that fox only nibbled lol 😂
Kangaroos jumping on your car, giant spiders in your shoes, birds attacking you as you ride your bike, roach infestation in your wall phone...
Yeah, I'm never visiting Australia.
Same
don't forget about Eagles trying to kill paragliders and the giant
man-eating Crocs! Yeah....I'm never going there either...
Getting shot in the face for being 'confrontational'... you can keep the USA.
Sounds like a normal Aussie day to me 🤷♂️
@@VSBerlina Precisely my point! I really don't need a normal day to include shaking disturbingly large arachnids out of my shoes.
0:04 Kangaroo: AAIII-YAH!!! OOOWWWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!!!
4:18 - arguably the most underrated clip
Hey man, what’s up with the prehistoric spiders over there? God Bless the Aussies they’re tougher than well rope!
Aussies and animals are such an iconic duo, I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
GOOD ONYA MAAAaaaAAAaaaAAATE AUSSI AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI !! 😃😃🎈🎈🎆🎆🎇🎇✨✨🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈
You know if you see a spider on TV you will see one at home SOOOON ... IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT .. IT HAPPEN'S TO ME EVERY TIME MATE .. 😲😲🕷🕷🕷🕷😰😰
4:20, wasn't even a bite, it was an exploratory touch to see if it was food. This was a horrible man who just scared the shit out of an animal who simply struggles to survive every second f it's life.
I thought it he seemed nice as well
poor fox
Actually they are vermin here.
It was definitely a love bite to me. If he wanted to maul that guy, he would have.
3:28 she tips her puzzle over😂😂😂😂
Australia has four seasons: Summer, Monsoon, Spider, and Aggressive Kangaroo.
The fox had the softest bite and even he was still threatened
Foxes aren't the ones you have to worry about. Moose have the strongest venom in the animal kingdom but their fangs aren't long enough to pierce human skin.
Yeah that fox did not deserve to get yelled at tho
Did it even bite? I watched the part like 5 times, it looked like the fox didn't even close it's mouth at all. Hope it wasn't for the views. If so, poor fox.
@@rustyshakleford5230 But if you make a loud screeching noise the moose will fly away.
@@LimitedCheetah that's actually just a myth. Moose only use their wings to attract a mate and then the female bites the males wings off after the egg sac is fertilized.
4:45, "Ah ya F***ing idiot" x9 times
haha!
4:09 the guy screaming “oi!” in the backround😂
I absolutely LOVE the spirit of the Aussie people!.....and their foul mouths as well 😂😂
Trying to pull a forklift out the grass with a fourwheeler. Priceless.
It's a well earned stereotype that we're proud off.
Amen!! They seem so fun and just go with the flow.
Thanks 🥰
@@beauwilkin9532 absolutely, we wear it like a badge of honour 🤣
To the person reading this _ Even i don't konw you _ i wish you the best of what life has to offer 🌹.
Hi
Thank you! Hope the same for you too 🌻
Chasing likes huh?
Shut up, bot.
I don’t konw you too, but thanks and the same to you.
Here I am, under the impression that humans are the dominant species.
There's Australia, going "nah mate, we're just here while the animals allow us."
7:58 he said "Travis, ya right?"
5:17 - I have those same blocking mats! Only mine aren't flying off the back of a pickup at another vehicle 😆
The laughter on this one is off the charts amazing and funnier than the act itself. 5:58
The fox biting his finger was hilarious
4:00 "Just waiting for a mate."
Oh I am so looking for that video now. Haven't seen it in years.
4:19 LOL
ikr, its a wild animal and it only nibbled his hand, the guy is an idiot
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it’s HILARIOUS!
Just ask Ralphie. 😃
1:41 I love the other kid who was like "come on men, we can get through it"
I absolutely LOVE the spirit of the Aussie people!.....and their foul mouths as well