Americans Being Idiots: Fails Around The World 2022
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The drift around the car into the garage was impressive.
I watched that like 5 times. Had to be inches from that back bumper!
If that garage door was open this clip would be in the win compilations.
Bruh I was like someone did that without out watching then realized he crashed into the garage 😅. Impressive.
@@zeee216 if that garage door was opened this clip could be in the memorial compilations.
Millimeters
The guy with the flaming lawnmower actually moved pretty quickly, dragged it away from the wooden fence and got it hosed down. It's not a fail, it's a win
I was just wondering wtf he ran over and why it caused it to burst into flames XD
I thought the same thing. How's this a fail? He kept the flames contained and away from everything!
Yeah. Pretty calm & dealt with it well!
@@Jypsie415 Perhaps it was a sure FAIL to the Lawn Mower :)
i wonder why it lit up in the first place?
8:04 I love how as soon as she gave out the hair gave out 😂😂😂😂😂
Always amazed when people don’t expect wild animals to act like WILD ANIMALS
4:29 they're taking back this country one pool at a time!
right????
5:56 she held the food out the window then brought it back in the car as soon as it came over
@@justinyoung7786 yeah. Animals drool like crazy when they see food. Weird huh? Lol
Lies again? Serie A Leader American Education
"I sell my body into the night..." has a poetry to it
I hope the guy's name is Roxanne. Loved the passengers' reaction, too.
@@ConnieHirsch i think those were his kids 😂
"Dude he forgot the ramps!" Best line in this video.
I loved that video so much! 2:48 Me trying to escape the cops in GTA by hiding in my hideouts garage and getting shot because I'm an idiot I saved almost 90% on my flights using Mighty 😌 Travels ✍️ Premium.
6:31 - that Woody laugh made me absolutely lose it for a good five or so minutes 😂
I'm eating at Panda Express, and I totally lost my food to that 🤣🤣🤣
2:47: sure he crashed the garage door, but the car missing the other one by an actual inch blew my mind 🤯
GTA 5
the door was a lot cheaper than the BMW thats for sure lol
LmFao !!! That was a near mis indeed it grazed that BMW by un inch.
the moment when the diarrhea get real
"Some guys get all the breaks." Rod stewart
"Y'all water bill gonna be high" was the funniest statement of truth 😂
Yeah that would never happen like that though... just s flooding and he turned the tap on to make a video.... one tap doesn't flood the neighborhood like that lol
@@bboyswitch22 so true…..
@@bboyswitch22 Haha! You´re right. I thought that they were out for days and upon return they realized of that XD
@@bboyswitch22 I thought that was obvious but comments show otherwise!
Still very funny 😁
@Vegvisir92 lmfao
6:55 are you okay Mr President ?
“Figure out how to get around it cus idgaf” was funny as piss
You think piss is funny?
@3:04 I love how the parents didn't even move, like "dickheads done it again, you good? Ok fine."
"Look, ma! Watch me...dad...DAD! Are you watching?"
Crash
"This is why we can't have nice things, Diane."
"Just clap, Steven. It's your family's DNA that made him like this."
Looks like dad checked the time
Doggo was the smart one, trying to GTFO.
2:47 the fact that the BMW didnt even get scratched
i replayed this 4x and still can't belive it
it looks like the car clipped the back corner of it
@@DonT762 Insane haha
That guy was a fuck drift king, like he doesn't even want to hit the car, he wanted to hit the house 😈😂
@@forkingawesome8397 yeah, I think so too. Tis' but a scratch.
4:45 You'd think James Corden could afford a better trampoline
6:00 lol imagine being afraid of a cow XD
I'll never understand people overreacting and screaming like pigs at the slaughterhouse just because some random animal comes near them. Same for those luring animals with food who then proceed to provide damage to my eardrums, because they leave the windows open when the animal approaches them...
Exactly, since it usually scares the animal and puts them in a worse situation than before.
All she had to do was put the bucket of food out the window, he'll help himself from there. If the bucket was empty, roll the window up. What a ninny!
It's always women, too. Stumbled? High pitched scream. Sneezed? High pitched scream.
Like shut the fuck up. Unfortunately that's all you hear outside when kids play is just girls high pitch screaming over nothing.
Like then ladies with the cow thing was probably just looking for a snack if I was there I'd pet that thing it's such a eautiful animal and judging by how it was approaching them probably chill to
Far too people have much experience with any critter other than a pet. They see them on a screen, but when they finally meet them in reality, they are clueless, therefore most of their reactions are just wrong.
Missing the BMW to park in the garage was a massive WIN
*Missed opportunity
@ 2:46 With the exception of a ruined garage door, that was a nearly perfect high speed parking job, and they somehow managed to avoid hitting the other car in the driveway by just a wisker too. Lol 😸
Nothing about that was a near perfect parking job, lol.
@@noahhurley-abelew6536 Yeah,.. whatever. 🙄
8:36 flipflops broke the sound barrier
6:31 was that Sherriff Woody laughing?
Yep, the car drifting into the garage was awesome.
10:02 I fucking love that the flash of the lights was perfectly timed
Lady hammering the drill in was pure gold.
And the two cats silently judging it.
@@godofzombi cats always silently judge. sometimes loudly judge as well.
8:47 They should've checked the blueprints. Apparently that was a load bearing car!
It wasn't a real brick wall, only a façade.
@@hyrenaj2888 🤦🏻♂️
👏👏👏👏👏👏
8:02 this ride is guaranteed to make you flip your wig and pass out ! LMAO ! 🤣
LMAO! Excellent comment!
That things head was filthy 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
I CAN'T EVEN
Chad comment lmao 😂
It was certainly hair raising.
3:26 How the person in the red car just keeps on driving. Like that's gonna make the other car go away, even if he has to push it with him for a few kilometers🤣🙈
Driver's license: Check. Car: Check. Gasoline: Check. Anger Management: Dang.
0:38 No pickup truck no problem 😂😂
Never ever call a professional to take down a tree, instead always video it and send to FailArmy. We thank you for your services.
I take down a fair number of trees here and there.
Nowhere near my property. :)
The guy who drove on the dock 😂😂 the guy behind him, “don’t floor it, I’m kinda behind you with a beer!”
I'm assuming that was Ft. Pierce Florida and having been there it seems like normal animal behaviour for that area 😄
Well yeah, don't want to spill your Natty Ice.
The picture of the police car rear ending a car reminds me of a similar real life story. I was a police supervisor when one of my officers rear ended a car at a red light. The victim was twice screwed as he was driving a stolen car. The officer tried to laughingly convince me the accident was a strategy to arrest the driver, unfortunately he didn't find out the car was stolen untill after he rear ended it.
How's that unfortunate?
Seems incredibly fortunate.
@@noahhurley-abelew6536 This was more tongue and cheek. It's unfortunate for the officer because regardless of the fact the car was stolen, he was found to be the party at fault for the accident.
@@TheOnespeedbiker Plus he's literally never ever going to live it down as long as he works in law enforcement.
@@redplaysgames719 LOL, no he never did ! (I certainly never let him forget it) Up to the day he resigned. 😜
8:35 - 11:04 the lawnmower cought on fire because it couldn't take the embarrassment from those white boots the guy has on 🤣
They are almost like go-go boots.
@@warpedg 🤣
The one with the sweet mom putting up screenshots in frames was friggin adorable, not a fail at all.
I don't even think it's a bad idea, could be cool if done right, sort of digital meets analog times type of thing
@@JakeKilka If it done right, then yes, could be a nice idea!
But I know someone who takes pictures with the smart phone, open the picture, make a screenshot and post this screenshots on a blog...😵💫
@@JakeKilka - It certainly has that cool 'digital meets analogue' vibe if it just shows the picture and the Facebook elements around the picture. But I think showing the entire phone screen (status bar with time and battery etc.) is always a fail and can only ever be done out of technological naiveite 🙂
That tells ya’ , it’s the lovely thoughts and memories what really matters in this world. Loved ones and memories.
Gold Frames, bling, perfection ? Nah… the timestamp says it all.
She (daughter) will understand that once she hits her 50s__.
@@rome0610 1 v v v v ,
love the hammer-drill hack at 9:08 . gets the jobe done.
Love the cats in the front 🐈🐈⬛
Dude! When I said to use an 'impact drill' that's not what I meant!!
There's just no way...XD
6:07 this man ain’t stupid. He’s cutting down on his water bill by doin a double up
10:08 Bro 💀That was the unluckiest robbery I've seen
3:00, the dad just opening his hands in anger while the mom freaks out is GOLD.
Looked more like a "What the hell?" gesture than anger.
more like the dad was like "what the hell" and the mom was like, "for fucks sake, thats gonna be me hearing my husband talk about it for the next 20 years"
The mom freaked out? 🤔
That's nowhere near "freaking out"
2:27 I hope we can all appreciate this man trying to mow the lawn in those boots, I feel ya king we're not all cut out for manual labor
Where’s he being an idiot? His machine caught fire and he pulled it away from the fence and neighbors. 🤷🏻♂️
@@ordinarypete exactly
@@ordinarypete bro, his boots! There is no way that fire was faulty equipment lol he has no idea what he is doing
Richard 16
@@AndreGomes1987 So you think that fire is caused by questionable footwear? 🙄
7:34 for some reason I feel like this is incomplete without Stewie playing his tuba.
7:18 I love it when zoo animals show indifferent, empathy-less zoo visitors what they think of them.
It is sad how animals are kept in captivity, but I think it’s extremely cruel to keep primates in captivity unless they aren’t able to care for themselves. I remember seeing some gorillas at a large zoo, the look in their eyes, it was like they knew they didn’t belong there. It was heartbreaking.
That girls hair flying off on the ride had me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do they realise how lucky the guy in the 1st clip is to not have broken his back.
still could have.
@@fattymcgee123 possibly a slight break. He got up fairly quick so nothing too serious by the looks of it.
@Primatologie now that wouldnt have ended well
I'm trying to figure out what he landed on was it really that shallow?
The way his neck snaps back is so painful to watch.
That guy who made his dog clean up the garbage was genius!!!
1:21 He was like "Nah Bro, why should I wait?"
I just think its funny that girls scream like they are going to die when the most non threatening thing is walking towards them lol
So obnoxious
What WERE those little things?
I agree! Screaming at a frog or lizard that's not thinking about them lol. Gets on my nerves, and I'm a girl 😂
I thought you meant the cow. You didn't specify which clip you meant, lol
Putting printed screenshots in picture frames is so amazing tbh. Her mom is a trailblazer
Actually I thought that's pretty good, they'll always remember when the photo was taken!
The tar covered parking lot is hilarious. What a mess lol! Go USA lol! 🇺🇸
Why would they not block it off if it was still wet?! What a bunch of morons! smh
2:47 is the best damn GTA driving I’ve ever seen!!! Freakin perfect
Everyone should learn the Drill & Hammer technique.
Someone told her to use a hammer drill so.............
Even the cat watching was like wtf?!
I would absolutely love a compilation of fails that end with people saying “I told you!”
0:45 dude :D girl :O
First clip is my dude Hunnel 😂🤘🏼
looks like that hurt bad lmao, his back and neck ok?
2:48 Me trying to escape the cops in GTA by hiding in my hideout's garage
2:50...that was serious drifting skills. He/she didnt even scratch the car on the driveway.
Cant say the same about the garage though.
I highly doubt skill had anything to do with it.....
Extremely lucky he didn't hit that car. Otherwise, that would cost him a fortune for that ruined garage, his car, and that BMW.
I like how the van says sketche on it as the guy running out of the store with stolen sh1t too😂😂😂😂
Remember Chad CZcams 10 years ago where you could upload literally anything? Nowadays one must censor wine bottles to not upset the advertisers. Sad times.
Bumfights was good times. Worldstar too.
Sir, there are horses on CZcams too that will freak their shit out if you show them an uncensored champagne bottle!
Please consider horse feelin.....omg what was tha...? Oh it's okay no drama it was just another horse
Tbh the other half of it is that they likely don't want to provide free advertisement for anything, as well as legally a company could sue for defamation or something similar. Its annoying
I love how the parents at 3.00 min do Not even move a bit 😂
9:13 even the cat’s like “tf is wrong with this one?”
The dog helping pick up the trash was pretty cool. Was fun to watch. Great video
Yeah, "helping" lol
Shut up petofile 😅😅😅
The iguanas at the pool were EPIC!!!!!!!
Wow @2:52 That’s what a call a blessed lucky bastard! The owner of the car without a scratch, I mean 👏🏻
Nah the expensive vehicles were in the garage...
2:47 my guy got the drifting right but not the parking lmao
1:29 this is something quagmire would do
And this comment something an american would say
@@siantopablo9149 And this comment something a non American would say
@@Small_Schlonng_9000 facts !!!
@@Small_Schlonng_9000 reason why
@@siantopablo9149 same reason why you said yours.
4:17 I have heard a lot about these new light weight space ramps and was wondering how well they work! 😜🤪
I want my money back.
He'd be a lucky if it only cost him for a towtruck to lift it back on.
Invisible ramps also.
the people freaking out over the iguanas XD like honey they're not gonna hurt you
hmm dunno, I think their claws could scratch on bare skin in that setting actually. I love lizards & reptiles, but I think I'd give the iguana's right of way in that setting too lol. I wouldn't scream, but would move out of their path, especially in the water
The cats looking on at 9:10 as a guy hammers his drill is hilarious.
I love how mom knew something bad was gonna happen and dad probably laughed when he flew over the front of the seadoo hahahah
Mom was not going to abandon her Chardonnay until necessary, tho
the gorilla cracked the glass 😬
0:02 Dude will be feeling that the rest of his life!
Jesus is that you
Did that dude just hammer the drill lmao. Ya... He's the handyman you'd want most definitely lol🤣🤣
It's a "hammer drill" 😅
yeh, left me laughing hysterically seeing it, but then it got me thinking, I wonder if it could actually work
Pretty sure that's a woman 😄the person recording probably trolling her and told her about "Hammer Drills" lool
9:52 would that be considered drunk backseat driving?
1:51 The only rope they had was holding down the trunk! 😆
The timestamp must have changed, because not sure which part you're talking about.
@@danielleking262 If you look at the trunk of the car you'll see a rope holding it closed. If the trunk worked, they may have hand rope to tie the ladder.
9:12, the cats be like, "How Fucking Stupid Humans Are?"
I see nothing wrong with this impact driver
Thanks to the whole FailArmy staff, you're always consistent and keep me laughing! How about another rope swing compilation :)
As someone who is waiting for 2 new bottom panels for my garage door, I can really identify with the person at 3:48 😂
The ladder on the car one made perfect sense to me... Some of these weren't fails. Some of these were people just doing what they had to do..
I actually thought it was a little racist. Dark arms out the window suggesting it’s foreigners and not Americans?
Yes the guy compiling these isn't doing a great job
Lmao but when dude really made his dog pick up that trash tho😂🤣
I'd try that with the cats, but I like not bleeding.
When my dog does that she "pleads out", so it doesn't work with her.
5:51, bro they were tempting that cow. Between all of the fails, this one stick out to me as the most deserved.
The driver wanted to feed it so tried to hold out the bucket, but the girl in the passenger seat was freaking out, so it was a battle of "should I or shouldn't I?"
Also why were they so freaked out over a cow? Have people really never been around cows?😂😂
@@cheyennepulsipher5448 it surprises people how much bigger they are in real life, plus that long tongue is kinda freaky if you didn't know they had long tongues! lol
2:47 He totally pulled it off.
AMERICAN WIN!
I was laughing My ass off for that pool 😂
My friend was a cop. He did just that. The hardest part was him having to act "in control of the situation" while "HE WAS THE SITUATION." No, he didn't get a ticket. No one cared.
2:47 when you’re at work and she texts you “the baby’s on its way.
Riding horses, being greeted by farm animals, skating, playing at a lake ... some of these look like a lot of fun.
3:30 had me in tears! Lmao this is my side now, ima push you back! Lmao (dead).
4:45 certified "I won't break it, trust me bro" moment.
8:43 When you forget that horse is not boat
"I sell my body into the night..." has a poetry to it. "Dude he forgot the ramps!" Best line in this video..
The kids face at 0:54 🤣
I know lol so good 😂
2:47 was impressive how they did that drift
At 2:47 that man drifted extremely well 10/10 if he didn't crash into a house lol
I swear I’ve seen more Florida than anywhere else in this video😂
4:54: "Inside the store there is tar everywhere on the floor" omg 🤣🤣🤣
I used to stop at that store on my way to work before I moved across town last year, I wonder how long ago they did this.
Bro putting out the lawnmower was on point.👍
Good thing he was wearing his wife's rubber boots too.
@@mohmoony3918 yeah didn't see that. Kinda canceled it out
I'm always astonished watching endless possibilities of fails
The iguana that dove into the water took me out 😂😂😂
"Americans being idiots"
All day, every day.
take the "being" out and yep- we're good 😄
'Americans being Americans' would suffice.
Or 'Americans being'.
Or just 'Americans'.
@Clone Marine even worse, you can vote. 😳
DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT (Guitar riff)
@@LHyoutube the people who started two world wars are far bigge idiots.
2:46 Okay we have all been there , you're almost home and you just have to pee so bad that you want to get inside as quick as possible!
1:16 thanks Clyde
The cow slobbered in their food 😭
why tf are bottles censored? someone triggered by beer???