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Moral of this video is don't take your hoodie off while on a treadmill 🤣
Lesson learned!🤣😂😂
And don't try and walk down steps in flippers 😆
He wants to look cool, no worries. 😂😭
Definitely do tho!! It ends up being hilarious 😂
@DropZone AU yea if want to lose some skin on the giant sanding machine lol
I love how they have just completely abandoned "No one was harmed."
well that guy who fell of the roof was harmed, i tell you.. lol
I now assume everyone got injured and it makes the video even better.
They got wise to us getting wise that everyone is harmed
He not edit video..again:):)
Thank goodness lol that made me stop watching for a while
7:17 I lost it when the driver stepped out, then tried pushing a totally wrecked car while yelling at the passenger to reverse 😂
That really made me chuckle too 😂😂
nothing that a bit of polish wont fix
The passenger was boxed in by the driver and the railing, so imagine what's going through his mind.
Scottish drugs, probably.
It was Glasgow, so I can't say I'm surprised😏
They were both cooked ! 🥴🤣
The groan coming out of the guy that fell off that roof was primal style pain!! 😂😂😂
I think he broke his bones
Winded him proper
10/10 for effort trying to stop the van with a kick 👌😆
Uh hubbub I'm k GC, CFB CD cf in NY CCTV hubby hub cyber I Bundesrat Chadic MCI's did GCB din
the gasp then the kick. I rewatched that one a few times, and in slow mo
She is Fit as 😜
I think she's foreign. All in all like me. Always double check your handbrake is on.
@@MrMaster2262 she is issn't she.
6:51 Even the car knew that was a stupid place to park, so decided to move itself😂
It’s a right hand-drive car. He simply got out of the passenger side and the driver drove off.
@@AtheistOrphan the clip starts with the guy opening the passenger door to pull out the delivery bag. He was the driver.
@@AtheistOrphan he was the driver. You can see him running back to catch the car at the end
@@AtheistOrphan
Then explain why the bag he retrieve from the otherside aka THE *RIGHT* would be driving a car?
@@AtheistOrphan Take that slash off the cross. ;)
To all the people asking about the McDonalds clip at 3:28 or thereabouts; the guy in the black jacket is proposing to her. She said no.
Also, it's not in the UK. Believe it's actually Johannesburg, South Africa.
THANK YOU!!! I watched it about 4 times and couldn’t figure out what was going on lol
Doing the Lord's work, kind citizen.
Carry on.
Thank you
thank you !
In a effin McDonalds mate... thats classy.
The small town American in me: "Why did no one get up and help that man with his beer?!" 🤣🤣
I love how cars always wait for the people to be like 20ft away before moving
And the response from the driver is always the same: slow, casual walk immediately into a dead sprint.
LOL
Well its Physics
The acceleration is constant, so the velocity stacks up without any mercy (well till 50mph or smthng, then the air will break it bit)
once it reaches a certain speed its just over
@@MathSMR42 your forgetting a key factor
A wall
I've always known "Real men" never use the park brake but maybe it's true for "real girls" too!🤡
That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 😂😂
Hey, beer deaths are no laughing matter, just ask Ozzy Man 😂
I take two!
@Jay p
Eh?! 😂
@Jay p that’s the trouble nowadays nobody will help, the phone zombies just get their mobiles out and film it instead of helping that’s the mentality of today’s youngsters.
@Jay p I visited London 10 yeras ago and found the british to be super friendlly and helpful. Maybe times have changed
Thought this was just going to be footage of us going into polling stations...
Clever! 😂
6:05 poor dude's just trying to make a living with a job that pays nothing and those dudes were laughing their asses off...
People walking in to glass doors will never not be funny 😂
wearing shades inside too; totally had it coming
I did that, kindof...
I slapped my hand on a plate glass window at my high school to scare my friend sitting on the other side. It DISINTEGRATED and I went right through it... 55 sutures and a sliced Achile's heel... Plus two people on the other side injured...
The janitor had noted a break in the glass months before but the school procrastinated on fixing it.
Crazy... It felt like a dream. Just falling through that huge window... Imagine on a highrise???
That was a glass wall, not a door.
It’s funny for the first dozen times you see it but not after that.
i was in so much hurry last week, running to the train station... i didn't even see them glass door and slammed into it head first. Shook the whole glass door and wall. on impact I was in shock and said "Sorry" to the glass door 😶, which then started sliding and opened.
These sliding doors should open fast when a person is running at speed of light. 😕 definitely not my fault.
5:58
Apparently russians are now from UK.
Oh, it seems everyone is from the UK now. Or maybe the other way around and to the UK 😢
I love how confidently she karate kicked that car like it would do anything to stop it
She could have killed herself easily like that if she went a little bit more to the right and fell...
There's only so much you can do when you weigh less than 80kg :(
@@John-rw9bv 80kg!? That’s like 200lbs lmao she’s probably like 50kg…
@@E-A-Z-Y IDK man i'm fat, skinny people all look the same to me.
@@E-A-Z-Y yeah, so? 50kg is less than 80kg
The man who fell off the roof into the neighbours garden yelling in agony with the wife just standing there thinking
" Damn ,That didn't work.., I can still hear him !" 😅🤣
Guy laughing at the mattress falling off laughed so hard my throat became dry 😢
Lolllll
It really wasn't that funny..
He was trying to hard...
Passengers: Don't worry the captain must be in control of the ship.
Captain: 1:46
That was quite scary, those are some big waves they have been caught in. It looks like a trawler that was on auto-pilot and the weather suddenly turned on them. The guy is trying to regain control of the ship, probably to try and turn her into the waves while the others do what they can with the nets to take turning possible.
@@laszlokaestner5766 regain control of the ship.....lol he was trying to take control of his body 😆 Some people have tough jobs
That young man was not a captain
I thought that was an accurate depiction of our government.
@@JP_RS6 ships are not making the waves.
Lady with the shopping, "I'm done for save the shopping"
Completely British
You gotta love the optimism of the last chap trying to get his Kia with half the front missing off the pole. 🤣
He’s trashed
4:30 I'm sorry for laughing at your pain sir xD
*Hwaaaarrguhhhh!*
Street Fighter death sound
(forgot the character lol)
Perfect time-line 👍.
Hilarious at 0.25x speed. Sounds like he never ends screaming
Remember to always put a fire blanket 2 feet above and around the source. Let it breathe...stare at it....scream if you'd like.
They could have pushed the tray back in and closed the door. The fire would smother itself fairly quickly
@@jamie7472 sometimes, natural selection doesnt seem so bad after all..
also walk back and forth a couple of times, scientifically proven to extinguish flames.
In America we have 911 idiot help line.
I felt really sorry for the women. Fire is a thing not easy to control, especially if being surprised by it. Such incidents must be trained. Out of panic one does the stupidest things.
It makes me proud, as a Brit, to know that we are up there with the best of them!
In fact, you're leading the pack. 😁
The boy who fell off the roof was grim...Hope he's OK. 100% his life changed in that moment.
What's better than FailArmy twice a week? FailArmy three times a week!
No one was harmed.
@@Psychol-Snooper In first video ✅
Double it and give it to the next person
*thrice for crying out loud. It was that close and you still managed to miss it...
@@user-td8ys1pt9f That lad at 5:52 - you can tell the way he hits the wall for help.
1:35 This guy deserves a Golden ball 🤣👌
Soon enough he turned into a Cinderace pokemon lol
Came for the fails, stayed for the existential crisis. 😂 Anyone else too?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a British person fall off a treadmill after trying to take off their hoodie, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
😂
Keeping up the treadmill speed obviously needs visual control. Once you do not actually see where you are, your other senses turn out to be quite unreliable in this respect.
Spectacular precise logic! Highly commendable!
No way of knowing if that clip was from the UK, of course. The compilation includes clips that are obviously from the US, South Africa, Ireland and the Netherlands, among others.
Reverse, reverse, reverse. That car isn't moving like that. So funny. Was fun to watch. Great video
It'll buff out.
Not with no one in the driver seat.
I think he'd had a few buckfasts. Lol
Pissed up driver deserves to be locked up!
Father Jack vibes.
Some of the laughing on this had me in stitches.REVERSE...REVERSE...no front wheel...brilliant
Nice one
And no one in the driver’s seat!
Ha ha..yes...I didn't see that.
3:05 the picnic table in the beer garden, like how 😂😂😂
This was the best fail army I’ve seen in ages. Great bunch of clips.
6:37 - That guy laughing at the mattress 😂
So contagious.
7:00 - That car has more sense than it's owner - it knows it shouldn't be parked right opposite a junction.
Those last 2 lads with the smashed up kia were wired to the moon 🤣
When the mattress came off the car it was a little funny but it was the bloke laughing about it that made me cry with laughter 🤣
I wonder if she really thought throwing her leg up like that would stop that truck. Glad she didn't get hurt. Always fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video
"So, you leave me to roll away, kick me in the face and then let me slam into a brick wall... you can sodding well walk home for that!"
Hahaha. That's awesome
She should try with her hands and body weight. Instead of throwing her leg up. 😃🤔
Not even that.
@@davidearl1973 lol that's the safest way for sure 😃
0:10 crazy that .... that woman thought she could stop the car with her leg😂😂
She's really lucky she still has a knee
@@scottymackay1801 She's lucky she could still bend her knee
@@scottymackay1801 she almost broke it
I commend her efforts
@@elgringo1893 I admire her daringness.
Makes me proud to be British 🇬🇧
That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 🤣🤣
Dude looked defeated when he couldn't close his box on the back of his scooter. Had the crowd laughing hard. Must have been a bet. Was fun to watch. Great video
В России для таких случаев придумали резинки с крючками. Судя по виду водителя скутера в Англии про такое не слышали.
Да хотя-бы скотчем замотал!)
"What a wanker!!" - would be an appropriate way to comment on atleast 50% of all those videos.... I love Brits!!
Where are you from?! It's always heartening and funny when people overseas know slang insults like that 😂
4:31 that was a scream of actual pain, holy jesus
Ikr
I think he felt right onto his kneecap with full weight...and that hurts like pest.
100% pure agony.
0:12 props to her, tried to stop the van with her body. That could have gone a lot worse lol
That mattress twerk had me rolling🤣
Makes me proud to be British
@JKH133 I'm proud to be part British 🇬🇧. Well I'm American 🇺🇸 but my ancestors well some of them are from the UK 🇬🇧.
🤮😂
Well so am i 🇦🇺
Z O what do you have against us
*Bri'ish
4:19 - This guy is a true professional 🤣👍
That first clip is amazing, the confidence she had in her ability to heel that van and stop it was incredible lol
As a foreign living in the U.K. for 16 years now, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. 😬
Seems everyone wants immigrate and live with us idiots though doesn't it. Surprising how many foreigners risk there lives everyday just to be with us idiots. Seems we are all idiots.
Me as living in EU i say its accurate too....
Well,duh!
As a person living. I can confirm.
foreigner.
or
foreign person.
0:11 did you really think kicking the car would stop it like?
Woman being woman
@@henrigostoso05 You're a hateful sexist but are you also a sex offender & rapist?
She was reducing it's momentum so that there'd be less damage.
She thinks she's an anime character
I love the British videos please can we have more, they always seem to be funnier and more genuine 😊😊
I agree....takes the heat off us yanks!
Yep can confirm that brits aren't the sharpest tools in the box.
@@daveholloway3278 we have a box? Why am I never informed about these things?
@@daveholloway3278 90% of fail videos are American falling up or down steps. I'd say they have the win for not being he brightest
I love the confidence of the grandpa with his grandson 😹😹
0:35 It's a boy!
5:50 ok now this is exactly what you should NOT be doing. First off if that is an actual fireproof blanket you can smother the flame with that, might be tricky on such a surface but still, do not just lay it on top like that, won´t do squat. Secondly DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW. That will just feed more air into the mix.
I thought it looked like a shower curtain 😂
If you have a lot of smoke in the house you better open the window for fresh air or you will pass out really soon..
@David H nope i closed my door and my kitchen fire self extinguished the whole walls cupboards and ceiling were on fire i woke up to it closed the door went outside phoned 999 theyre where like 5 mins but there was no fire just the heat and everything chared
Everyone just make sure you know where your fire extinguisher is located and or beat the fuck out of that fire and lay and smolder that fire with that blanket like you are tryna kill it/suffocate it as long as It is a FIRE BLANKET THOUGH!
What do you expect from woman honestly they wouldn't survive without men
The dude laughing hysterically at the motorcycle guy who can’t fit his parcel in the storage pod was awesome
He actually could have by rotating the boxes, because they are not square, so it's like he knows they should fit... and yet.. they do not.
1:47 is why Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧
Funny joke
The Brits are funnier than anyone else.
NAH! Australians are far more funny! Now the Irish can do more funny alcohol related stunts.
@@423co Aussies are descendants of convict brits, so one in the same, shared brit/anglosphere roots.
@@natureboy4397 Australians sound funny and are funnier. I agree about the Scots though, they sound funny, are funny and unlike the English don't moan about everything.
@@23ESChambers Aussies are descendant from many diverse cultures other than English. 200 years ago sure, not today. A bit like the videos in this compilation - a good percentage of which weren't British.
@@Gerardus1970 Australia was an English penal colony 🙂
Nice to see there are some things us Brits still do really, really well. Just the laugh I needed today.
JOB WELL DONE!
that mattress went flying
Love that flying karate kick on the van, hahaha 😆
we need a british only spinoff, this was pure gold. REVERSE!
Ironically that clip was most likely Scottish and not British.
@@thesadwolf The Scottish are British.
@@Blackcartcrafts Traitor! Geographically you're British but culturally you're not. William Wallace would be ashamed and yes, I'm absolutely taking the piss.
I think we've now learned not to take off hoodies while on a treadmill.
OH YEAH???? Try taking one off on the stools at the pub!
Sadly this is a lesson people will have to learn the hard way.
Over & over & over again.
Omg I must stop watching these at night. The shrieks of laughter coming out of my room will wake the neighbours 🤣
I wish this was twice as long! How delightful! LOL
Can we confirm that the guys falling into the canal in Amsterdam was brits? (There was an Amsterdam sign there at least 🤣)
this doesn't need confirmation, have you ever been to Amsterdam? who else could it be
Can confirm, although it is Amsterdam, it is definately Brits, although the video in what I think is a fast food restaurant I don't believe is In Britain and same with the American football guys. Were not really allowed alcohol in stands for most sports😂😂
Plus the guys playing basketball, that doesn't look British at all, I could be wrong though
@@matthewswann2525That's Russian.
@@92JinKazama yeah that's what I thought, wasn't 100% though
@2:54 - "Both of our 'birds' [who were seated on the other side of the picnic table] are very pretty, congrats Bro!"
The one of the guy throwing his shoe at the basketball was LOL funny--all 12 times I watched it.
McDonald's one isn't British
It is
@rebeccastrong2125 no it's not we don't have shopping trolleys like that in the UK. Its an American style
NUH UH
1:18
Couldn't unclip from his SPDs in time 😂
A joe biden classic
Absolutely brilliant, the lad that went of the roof had me rolling 🤣🤣🏴👍🏻
Someone laughing so hard about a mattress falling off a car has given me a good start my day 6:37
3:13 The five-second-rule ALWAYS applies!
3:28 - Wait, what was the McDonald's one supposed to be about?
That's what I'm wondering. Maybe something to do with the literal shopping cart filled with fast food?
The guy had what looked to be a ring box in his hand at the start so it looks like he was proposing and it didn't go well.
@@voxelemur maybe she was buying a ton of food and people were mad at her because she was taking way too long, and then she said fuck it and left all the food there and stormed off? Or maybe it's something completely different and unrelated to the food lol
I think the guy proposed…
Idk but I don't even think it's British, the signs and that don't look very British around plus not one white or Asian person from what I see, that and I can't hear any British accents
Love Brits!
Worst part of this whole video was the cross grain sanding at 20 seconds, made me flinch more than anything else hahah
6:39 Now I understand what the memory mattress really means 😂😂😂
those last guys looked like they may need a purple burglar alarm.
People laughing hysterically in the background is everything!
people really think they can kick back a car rolling at them like they are superman.
As a Brit, I want you to know that losing beer / lager is not a laughing matter 😢.
Hell, great compilation anyway !
@@number1fen Pure horror. Lol.
Especially at a stadium where it's probably £7 a pint
So.......how do the IRISH handle something like that? Do tell?
Losing one beer is bad enough but the defeated bow to the floor says it all prob spent alot on them also lots time waiting in line and looks like climbed up most of the steps untill well disaster 🏳🏳🏳🙏🙏 but who ever they were for (not all for him ) shame on u for not rushing to grab a couple pints👎
@@number1fen watch yourself there. or you might just find your car suddenly turned explosive
Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse!! Had me stiches!!
Just say no kids.
Never sand a wood floor against the grain bro haha
"Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse..." absolutely killed me 🤣😂🤣😂
That guy just yeeted his shoe like a madman
1:01 Ah yes. Time to remove your long-sleeve shirt while running on an active treadmill. Surely nothing bad can come of that.
Think again
actually laughed out loud at the girl trying to fly kick her 2 ton van back up the drive way , loololol
Man trying summer his super powers, "reverse reverse reverse"😂😂
I think FailArmy needs an atlas as a few of those aren't in the UK.
I don't think it matters as long as the subject material us British people regardless of location.
Edit:
OK OK... I take it back! There was definitely a clip of Russians... in Russia!😂
I'm going to leave me comment up as an ode to not watching the full video before commenting as there were quite a few non UK non Brit videos here, still good though!
At least four... Certainly Amsterdam aint in the UK...
Yeah right, next you'll be saying all their fails from 2023 are from other years and that we've seen them dozens of times.
@@gijgij4541 Amsterdam one is Brits though, in Amsterdam, I'm pretty sure the basketball and the black ladies in a fast food restaurant looking place ain't the UK, idk about the American football stand and beers either, not many follow American football here, plus we aren't allowed beer in stands for most places now
Well......I fell for it...got me again! Still funny.
0.13 damn that kick though😂
0:13
I said this once and I'll say it again, FailArmy needs a FailArmy Aftermath channel that shows what happened after the incident or even track people down in these videos to interview them about their infamous moment.
I agree! OR....consider this, play the video in it's entirety?
And what about "what happened BEFORE " ?
If I’ve learned anything from this video is that I should never take a hoodie off on a treadmill
01:24 And this is why I use flat pedals on my road bike. For all the tiny advantage clipless gives you, they’re just not worth ending up on the floor like that! 😂
That was so hilarious I had to watch twice 😂
Same with me, that was a good laugh
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
People that use those doorway pullup bars are asking for a cracked tailbone
What happened with the mc donalds order? Did her card refuse? Why not charge her before cooking the order? Confused.
Guess she got declined because of the "mask" she was wearing.
I'm so confused with that one too... I've ALWAYS had to pay before getting my food. And that looked like the entire cart was full... I've done giant orders for groups/events and usually you aren't going to a register anyway, you would normally coordinate with the manager the day before and it would be handled differently
The way she looked at the guy behind her and he shook his head made me think it was a pay it forward thing and she was seriously taking the piss. She had paid for the person in front of her and was now expecting the guy to pay for her over the top order but he wasn't having it. The fact that he sated when she left tells me they weren't together. That's the problem with pay it forward, the person you are expected to pay for could have bought more than you and so you would be paying more than you would have been and if you refuse you get abuse from some quarters. Though if that was the case here then that was just selfish greed on the woman's part and she rightfully got humiliated for it. Either way, what a waste of food.
Also, that's in the USA definitely not the UK!
He was proposing. That's why he was on his knee.
The brits really know how to entertain 👌
5:27 is Irish. Not British. No affiliation whatsoever 🇮🇪
@@IrishBorussen Northern Irish, part of the UK 😏😉
@@zackpenhaligon9904 Their accent suggests its Limerick or something. So it's definitely Ireland...
The Brits are always the best
4:39 that's a well set up security system hahahahahahahahahaha
British people after literally anything bad that happens: "Interesting."