Even Dumber Americans | Fails From All 50 States
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11:55 That wasn't a fail, that was a rather spectacular win and excellent driving by the truck driver.
Front right suspension sure did fail!
@DonnieV True but man, look at what the driver achieved. He jumped a SEMI tractor cab like it was the General Lee. Gotta admire the skill.
@DonnieVhuh. It's almost like that type of vehicle isn't designed to take that kind of impact. Weird. 😜
as a 30 year truck driving veteran, that was fuxkin amazing ! No fail at all, I Watched it a few times
Imagine the epic level of failure and the body count if that stunt had gone sideways.
I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done, Fail Army!
It is??? It's the Same Shit over and over they have already used a Thousand Plus Times, just Rearranged.
Hi
I admit this: That was one heck of a comment!
@Kurt Kaster I have something new, let's see 😻
i love this channel
If there's anything Failarmy has taught me is electric scooters and rope swings are 2 things I want to stay far, far away from.
And stairs.
.. people in general
When I was a kid I did a rope swing into a river. The rope wrapped up under my armpit as I let go. You wouldn't believe how badly - and for how many days - that rope burn hurt.
And Americans....after bubble wrapping and driving their kids everywhere, they've got no life skills or sense of danger. My grandson age 9 rides his bike to school with all the other local kids scooting and walking. Few adults around for the younger kids keeping an eye, that's it. In small town UK?
And all ladders!
The kid with the pan fire at 22:02 kept a cool head. The sister would've burned the house down lmao
Wtf they were cooking?
@Ubirfire.
Yea as soon as they said water I was like erm...nope.
@Screaming HorseLOL!😂
At least he had the idea to smother it! But… use a metal lid, not a glass one
I feel so sorry for those people who lost their house in Montana. Can't imagine what that would be like
That's no fail, that's a minor tragedy ☹️
@GengarTV for real
umm probably cold cause they don’t got a house
Blessing for insurance money
Yeah, I saw that and was like I can't imagine my house getting destroyed like that. Heartbreaking.
It's nice to see people asking if they're alright in a lot of these videos.
17:34 *Someone die*
- EPIC!!!
Then they laugh...
That's being an adult
As a wisconsinite, seeing the Wisconsin fails made me absolutely die laughing. Keep it up failarmy!!
You are american?
Tell your folks I says hi, will ya?
@Arkadiusz Kisza Yep, born and raised
@Natalie Falk i love American women
Everything is hilarious when you're drunk...
I absolutely lost it with the kid from Illinois (7:51-8:01) !!! watched it 10 times in a row 😂😂😂😂😂
💯 for the backflip into the lake 💯
PS -10 points for these ugly Crocs
So, I'm watching the house in Montana get taken downstream and sitting here in New Mexico going, "That's sad, but I wish we had water..." Then just two and 1/2 minutes later, we get a dingus an Albuquerque using a truck for a boat. Never mind. We're not responsible enough to have water.
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There's always some pendejo ruining it for the rest of us.
That's right and very happy
I have a question?
Fail Army is hilarious 😂🤣😄😅😀☺😎🙂
When the girl trying to do the handstand fell and hit her leg on the sidewalk, I felt that! I'm sure that really hurt. I hope nothing got broken.
It honestly sounded like it broke. That was brutal.
@briannasevenhuysen5566 Yeah that noise when she hit
A broken thigh can be fatal, or end up shorter than the other leg. Not funny.
As a medical professional I can tell you it was broke
That tree falling got dude in the balls pretty good. That had to hurt. Was fun to watch. Great video
ive been saying oof
Crushed "nuts"...
The guy who was walking on the posts got it worse though 😅
that might be even cracked or fractured pelvis + bonus a severe back pain
I love how these fails of the week never fail to make me laugh
Except that wasn't a "Fail of the week".
y'all should do a whole hour video about Florida, we know you have the footage lol
haha
You could do one with CCTV footage in Florida! You'd see me! Walking my 6'6" self into a gas station, and having the door closer knock me out! Lovely...
haha
You've officially earned a spot in my Hall of Fame for Comedy!
2:03 I laughed a bit too hard at this one. I will admit though his tricks were nice.
4:41 Two stars
10:24 I want to see that guy's footage
15:25 If that guy didn't swear to god I wouldn't have believed he was an auditor for UPS
15:45 She gagged so he didn't have to
16:19 Just let Santa have a rest before the holiday season
I was really feeling the guy mowing his yard in the rain. I once started mowing and a freak storm came up and I was in a mood and I just kept mowing. 😂😢😅
Pretty sure it was a rather be outside in the rain mowing the lawn then listen to the wife go on about something for an hour.
Honestly? Knowing how wet grass can jam up a mower, I was impressed he could keep going.
I'd either just be getting started or almost done and it starts pouring. Nah, I wanted to mow the grass, this rain ain't stopping me. Nothing bugs me more than leaving a task I wanted to do unfinished. Cause then I gotta look at it. Also some weeks I don't even have the chance to cut the grass, so it either gets cut right then or it doesn't get touched for several weeks.
@J Branche 😂😂😂
My mother buy a new slipper to me and I threw my slipper on the mower and it's being cut into two😂.My father was angry to me.😂
22:55 I can honestly say "And that's how I got kicked in the balls by a horse" is not how I ever expected a story to end that started with "So it was a bright sunny day at the beach..."
Pretty sure you're supposed to leave the wild horses alone. I'm with the horse on that one.
@Misha F Nor should you ever stand behind a horse. 😅
Yeah, Assateague Island is pretty clear about keeping your distance from the horses.
@Adam M the speedo makes me think the guy was a tourist from europe or something lol. as in, might not know the rules like the Marylanders do haha
That big rig jump was freakin impressive!
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That is the most Minnesotan thing ever, tubing and then getting hit in the face with a big ol’fish😂😂
You know censorship is on a whole new level when they blur a cigarette hanging out of someone's mouth.
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Sad time to be alive.
Ad revenue is kinda vital to youtube
@fermlee grasspitisn't this what you want? Capitalism? This is capitalism.
@Majora Thanks for the cringe.
How was 11:55 a fail? That was 100% success and excellence.
NICE
nice
That tractor trailer jump was amazing.
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its just double painful thinking about none of the people who got hurt have health insurance 😅
Because they probably voted against it. Or they don't have the jobs that would pay for such frivolities.
These failure situations are unbelievable . Well done , Fail Army
Part of the reason I only tried playing golf once was that the people I went with demanded I wear the "appropriate attire". If I could have gone in flip-flops and cargo shorts I might have had a better time and played again. I'm sticking with mini-golf and disc golf.
My favorite way to play is in flip flops and cargo shorts. You need better golfing friends. Or golfing locations. :)
Or maybe turn into men and not wear flip flops
@Blackwater Prepper haha, good one
1:34 I was shocked to see the front of that train get crushed like a pop can. I thought there would be something solid in there, or explode when it got popped.
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1:34 I love how he yells stop like he would have the time to stop or even hear him lol
I'm saving this video for whenever I need a pick-me-up. Instant mood booster!
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14:02 He is the biggest optimist I have ever seen. I could never be so lucky!
Cigarette pack clap got me laughing
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There are idiots everywhere 😂
But at the beginning when the young lady calls flat on her face riding the scooter ...... The shudder of remembered pain went straight through me.
I only did that once when I was 8 on a Razor scooter. Hit a stick on the sidewalk and flew off.
I felt that when the female doing the handstand slipped and smacked her leg on the sidewalk! That must have hurt a lot. I'm hoping nothing was damaged.
I voted for the guy who busted his cahones trying to hop the pylons, with second place going to the porch thief trying to talk his way out of being caught.
My face hurts from smiling so much!
17:49 -- That truck has a towing hitch and decides to tie the tow line to the tailgate? That's the first clue as to why no one is in the car, he put 0 thoughts into completing that mission.
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Buying a tow dolly is less than $200. Renting less than $50.
That guy on the skidoo was hilarious 😂 he said whoo hoo and got knocked off so quick lmao!! The guy juggling 😂😂 omgawsh he thought someone appreciated and liked his juggling so he turns arnd to thank the person and theres a dude packing his cigarettes lol
Just the packaging in that car was worth more than the car itself, incredible
18:28 It's hard to tell what animal she's having a fit over.
Groundhog, woodchuck
Well Florida never disappoints! And from watching so many of these vids, three things...1) 🤿VR headsets are totally dangerous; 2) 🪨💦If you are not sure about a rope swing, best to not try it; 3) 🪓Axe throwing is a wrongful death lawsuit waiting to happen! 😂
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Gringos amazed me , not the brightest bulb but in bulk they are nice people and let be honest, they are doing things very well.
The semi that did air time was awesome and the people that slipped and hit their head was brutal.
I live in Kentucky and I can confirm those are the most Kentucky-ish fails there are. Only thing missing was a gun fail but give it time.
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If there was a gun they'd probably blur it out.
At 3:43, how did that ball get in her sweater? 😂😂
At 8:09, HOW do you get that much mold in a car? 😶
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One flaw with FailArmy is that most of the clips end too soon.
14:02 My grandfather was in WWII and one time they forded a stream that was probably about this high. He always said, as long as the exhaust doesn't get flooded and you keep a steady foot on the gas you can go through a surprising amount of water.
EDIT: 21:29 This is *not* how you do it.
That's for diesel trucks and tanks. A gas car is vastly different. If water goes up the air intake (which is usually just above the level of the front axle or below the radiator) you will hydrolock the engine and you're done. In theory, assuming you have the momentum, and the car doesn't float, and the water doesn't overpower the car, the bow wave can create an air pocket behind the water you are pushing and keep the intake free of water, but way too many things need to align perfectly for that to happen and your chances of doing that in a sedan are slim. Know where the height of the air intake on the car is in relation to your body, then double that, then wade into the water. if it passes the limit, you're not making it. There's more than 1 road to get to where you are going, pick another. Don't be an idiot. Stay out of the water.
@MrWolfSnack Yeah, you are right, I distinctly remember him saying they were diesel trucks. I probably wouldn't ever actually do it, nor would I ever need to living where I live. But, yes, I would definitely go find another road unless you not only know your vehicle but also know the flooded road you are traversing.
jeepers... Many of these fails could have easily been lethal... it is a miracle some of these people are alive.
some of them were, that silo falling on the backhoe looked fatal
One moment of inattention , several years of inactivity. This was on a big plate in a Danish workshop with big machines. "Et øjebliks uopmærksomhed , flere års uvirksomhed" Strangely enough the worst accidents in workshops happen to the most experienced workers , saying "I could control this machine blindfolded" . Once the machine got your finger , it doesn't let go. It will pull out the tendon up to the elbow.
I'm absolutely impressed by the America's scenery and its diverse nature😍
11:54 How's that a fail? It was epic ! 🤔🚚💨
the front tires blew out, and it spun out of control in the street going about 100mph
Hubiera sido más épico.......
Si hubiera sido un Monster Truck. Aunque el aterrizaje fue PERFECTO. 😈👌😂😂😂
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Who needs reality TV when we have FailArmy.
In all fairness I screamed bloody murder when I played the Spider-Man VR😂
No surprise the guy attempting to steal packages is in Oregon😅
i hope michael hansen got that raise from ups i've been hearing about in the news
Lmao
I live across the river in Iowa, this is not an unusual problem, because we have the same issues here. the fireworks was not a JInx. The male (teenager) in the blue shirt running away from the rear of the SUV had a lighter wand in his hand and looks like he tried to set one off and the fuse sparked setting others off...hope he got in trouble for that, the whole car could have exploded.
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Little correction for y'all there-- Puerto Rico isn't a US State, it's a Territory (as is the US Virgin Islands, Guam, Samoa, and the Northern Marianas).
Way to miss the forest for the trees.....
@js92 Context matters, and as it applies to the video title where it says "From all 50 States", yet there was the additional aforementioned Territory in it lol.
Well, if we are having a geography class Samoa is not a territory but an independent nation. You must be thinking of American Samoa which is a U.S. territory. And D.C. is not a state, either.
@Shamanbear Two Yes and correct.
I can’t believe a person filming someone in distress actually asking that person if they need any help! You don’t see that everyday.
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@Bmax thank you!
11:56 That wasn't a fail, that was pure awesomeness.
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0:45 “I myself have donated several balls on this hole.”
Bruh 🤦♂️😆
metoo
@Bmaxnice to see you here again
11:48 i love how the moment of impact for the gorilla also causes us to be able to see the humans faces in the reflection. lady is like 😲
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We may fail, but damn if we don't fail so spectacularly that it leaves others to wonder just how we do it. God bless America.
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Those Missouri ones are pretty on point. I would know I live there. 😅
The first one had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... wood knocking on wood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:33 yelling stop at several tonnes always works
I saw that video several months ago, and it caused me instant grief back then too.
13:34 & 16:13 those dudes nailed themselves in the nuts so well. If youre gonna be a eunich, do it in a way to be proud! 😆🙈
Fail army teaches valuable lessons: Don’t let anyone record if you are named Dakota😂😂😂
The fact that anyone don't know enough to realize one needs the strength to hold their own weight in order to swing from a rope...LOL 😂
This was a very funny 😂 video. Thanks from Southern California ❤🎉❤
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7:16 it is very clear how she feels safe only in the arms of her man who offers her his protection. a scene that contains the feeling of a life together.
The fishing one from Illinois is funny asl😂
9:25 I've never seen a defeated looking machine before, until now
Transformers: Revenge of the Rust (Or Technician)
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18:38 what could go wrong with slowly walking towards the end of a ramp, gotta teach em young
I just finished watching your video, and I must say, it was absolutely mesmerizing.
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It always makes me laugh when two seconds after somebody wipes out (and probably hasn't even had a chance to register it yet) the camera person is asking "Are you alright??? Ha! Ha! Ha!" => DO I LOOK ALRIGHT!!! < ==== LOL!
The truth is that we all are heroes in our minds😂😂
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Watching that white chevy go around the drive thru was painful to watch 😆
0:10 That explains so much about the state.
Are you sure no one died during one of these fails? 😮
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The fail at 12:00 is actually from Butte, MT, not Nebraska. That is Spanky Spangler back in the 2000's jumping a semi on the main streets of Butte.
I'm pretty sure the flooded deck washed away was not in Alaska!
3:46 The water bottle launch. 😂
Fail Army, I love your videos...however, what bugged me a little was that semi truck jumping through town...you have it labeled Nebraska....it actually took place in Butte, Montana..in 2015..I know, because I was there during Evel Knievel days. The daredevil who performed the stunt was Gregg Godfrey.
I'm not hating, I think your content is great.
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Обожаю безбашенных американцев, они просто не могут просчитать на перёд ситуацию и попадают в глупые ситуации 😁
0:12 you’ve earned my respect
Чел на BMX молодец, спас собачку!
Thanks 🇺🇸 for the laughs😂...keep bringing them....chick with the roller blades you win.
That leak in the boiler room was real painful...
Proud to represent my state in the United States Fail Army, sir! *salutes*
You DON'T throw WATER in a burning pot. Kid was much smarter, he did the right thing by covering the pot.
not that smart, you dont deep fry food in oil in a pan on a gas stove
@kenwittlief255 that's not a gas stove... Kid was pretty smart and calm
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5:36. Yes, the slapping noise was a bone breaking. Someone was injured while filming that
I was thinking the same thing.... Must've been a decent fracture.
12:25 the axe thrower is a genius 🤣🤣🤣
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10:00-10:11 these two clips together sent me straight to giggle town
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22:02 wasn't a fail, it was good thinking and extinguished the fire.
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4:38 that cop was so dramatic.... he fell down and went ''nah am dead'' while the cyclist was ''come on man you a cop and you gonna do me like that?''
Great ones! Many looked so painful too 😊💚
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This video has me questioning my own coordination skills.
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laugh at 1:42 is just hillarious 🤣🤣🤣
It's like the female version of Shaq laughing at Charles Barkley
it's like 🧽🧽🧽🧽 -> 🦅🦅🦅🦅-> 🚆🚆🚆🚆
this was one heck of a compilation.
Of all the situations, I find the California ones the funniest
I don’t know. If I was from somewhere else and watched this I’d want to move here. We have fun
Gotta love how 1 out of 2 Jersey videos is a sink hole 😅 our roads are so terrible.
I broke my ankle in three places 3 weeks ago. Some of these make me feel it all over again.🤤👍👍🤣🤣🤣