Cringiest Band Photos #2

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  • čas přidán 9. 05. 2018
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  • @purfias
    @purfias Před 5 lety +446

    "that hair is so gringy, it's like from 2006 myspace era"
    Jared... you are aware that you still have that hair right?

    • @mothvile
      @mothvile Před 3 lety +11

      He didn't say the hair was cringy. He was saying the band photo was

  • @dreadveil
    @dreadveil Před 6 lety +180

    "The guy with his hands in his pockets is DEFINITELY the bassist!"
    Or, you know, the guy standing right next to him holding a bass... XD

    • @alexdagayboi9571
      @alexdagayboi9571 Před 5 lety +5

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @lydnorth
    @lydnorth Před 6 lety +548

    0:19 Austin's earlobes are trying to escape

  • @braun2041
    @braun2041 Před 6 lety +686

    "12 hours, that's a whole day"

  • @emp1263
    @emp1263 Před 6 lety +430

    "Whats edgier than a metal band standing in front of a church?" first thought: (black) metal band in front of a burning church.

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile Před 6 lety +71

      What about a Christian metal band standing in front of an abortion clinic?

    • @metalismychim6536
      @metalismychim6536 Před 6 lety +40

      Dustin Bannister burning abortion clinic

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile Před 6 lety +18

      National Socialist Black Metal band eating lunch at a kosher deli, maybe Infant Annihilator in front of a daycare.

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos Před 5 lety +5

      Infant Annihilator posing their band promo image with a Kindergarten class.

    • @deathbattgaming9648
      @deathbattgaming9648 Před 5 lety +2

      That's not edgy that's fuckin cool

  • @averym1539
    @averym1539 Před 6 lety +663

    Not sponsored by war robots. Reported

  • @dwightschrute4322
    @dwightschrute4322 Před 6 lety +804

    Jared you forgot to mention that those wireless earbuds are easy to pair lol

    • @enriquenunez1256
      @enriquenunez1256 Před 6 lety +48

      Dwight Schrute did he mention how many hours of battery life they have?

    • @ElectroNinjaHD
      @ElectroNinjaHD Před 6 lety +49

      Did he even explain if you get a pair you get War Robots as a bonus?

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 Před 6 lety +8

      did they mention earbuds?

    • @dwightschrute4322
      @dwightschrute4322 Před 6 lety +6

      Skeleton Rowdie the sponsor of the video was gogroove wireless earbuds and Jared and Austin were talking about how cool they are and he kept mentioning how easy they are to pair with your many devices so i suggest you buy a pair right now lol👍

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 Před 6 lety +3

      Haha sorry Dwight, i saw the sponsor! I just took the question train a bit further.. too far it seems ;)

  • @petarstojanovickucamaca123
    @petarstojanovickucamaca123 Před 6 lety +124

    -Grandpa why do you have holes in you ears?
    - ...

    • @rayansaid567
      @rayansaid567 Před 4 lety

      I would like but the number is perfect

  • @Sylvanari
    @Sylvanari Před 5 lety +83

    "that's the bass player"
    not the guy holding the bass though

  • @bradleyfortier9682
    @bradleyfortier9682 Před 6 lety +117

    Jared dines, "12 hours, that's a whole day, 12 hours". -2018

    • @atlashorne5655
      @atlashorne5655 Před 6 lety

      What do Dre and Nighttime have in common? I'll wait.

  • @stipulateseven521
    @stipulateseven521 Před 6 lety +114

    17:03 I'm so happy you finally got to mine lol In defense of the guy on the right he used to have a giant mohawk but he had it down that day

    • @Forest_V19
      @Forest_V19 Před 5 lety +17

      Wow. Didn't realize how bad that looked until you mentioned it. Holy crap. Hope the Mohawk looked good to compensate.

    • @nomadify9
      @nomadify9 Před 5 lety +11

      That makes less sense, “let’s do a band promo!” *doesn’t do hair that could be a sick Mohawk*

  • @seeteasea5497
    @seeteasea5497 Před 5 lety +24

    “Fourth in from the left” also known as second from the right 😂

  • @alecrobbins3989
    @alecrobbins3989 Před 5 lety +25

    I love how Dickey’s earlobes shook when he sang heart will go on

  • @cosmosdtd3625
    @cosmosdtd3625 Před 6 lety +126

    I feel like the cringiness can be overlooked by the fact that you actually took initiative and did something

    • @derekfletcher8934
      @derekfletcher8934 Před 6 lety +3

      P.s. if you guys read this, I mean no offense or discouragement in any way at all. You're so cool, you get views from people (me) who aren't even hip 😂

    • @jonartscc968
      @jonartscc968 Před 6 lety +4

      Except for the guys who took a selfie in their band room

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 Před rokem

      I envy their naiveté.

  • @SpokenFlesh
    @SpokenFlesh Před 6 lety +72

    I'll wait for Austin's guitar shred video with War Robots sponsor in it

  • @trevorforrest352
    @trevorforrest352 Před 6 lety +45

    That “Oh no..honey..” at 7:41 I just pictured Jared being in Mean Girls for some reason lol

  • @vomito630
    @vomito630 Před 6 lety +234

    Sometimes i write Dickey on a banana and eat it

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes Před 6 lety +86

    Called an LTD bass a B C Rich, triggered

    • @cityofglass69
      @cityofglass69 Před 6 lety +7

      DarkestofTimes happy to see that someone else saw that too

    • @williamsixx8235
      @williamsixx8235 Před 6 lety +7

      As soon as that part came up I went to the comment section to see if anyone said anything about it and thank you!!! I had a wee bit of rage in me for a moment lol

    • @brettboden3571
      @brettboden3571 Před 6 lety

      DarkestofTimes exactly what i thought

    • @aryalelfe1476
      @aryalelfe1476 Před 5 lety

      I have the exact same and I'm triggered

    • @benchazy1016
      @benchazy1016 Před 4 lety

      WILLIAM SIXX same😂😂😂

  • @VenusStateofMind
    @VenusStateofMind Před 4 lety +6

    All of Austin's vibrato comes directly from his earlobes

  • @morganstuart8798
    @morganstuart8798 Před 4 lety +2

    Jared: 12 hrs, that's a whole day...
    Me: hALF

  • @orphanuprising
    @orphanuprising Před 6 lety +12

    "The TWS automatically re-connect after an initial and simple pairing setup process".. Oh cool. Kind of like every bluetooth device ever?

  • @ITzCrimePvP
    @ITzCrimePvP Před 6 lety +174

    But are they easy to pair??

    • @kailove8767
      @kailove8767 Před 5 lety +1

      Mika right? Lol but read the reviews first. Not a lot of people recommend those

    • @brianbarr4689
      @brianbarr4689 Před 5 lety +3

      They are. And they last 12 hours. That a whole day!

  • @coltondoescars
    @coltondoescars Před 5 lety +12

    *"They're sitting on like, a Pontiac"*
    That's a Corvette... 😂

  • @TheJokesterSCR
    @TheJokesterSCR Před 5 lety +4

    LMFAO!!! Busted ass phone during your sponsor ad, hahaha! Nice. I legit love it.

  • @HorrorNightsFan13
    @HorrorNightsFan13 Před 6 lety +14

    Fluff has always rocked a dad look.

  • @Adhok77
    @Adhok77 Před 5 lety +14

    15:30 "Thats the bass player!"
    The other guy literally holds a bass

  • @sandyamaulana2317
    @sandyamaulana2317 Před 5 lety +14

    That symponic black metal band has to be from Indonesia.

  • @garethgrubb6729
    @garethgrubb6729 Před 6 lety +8

    I like the way Dickys earlobes wobbled during the close up

  • @dorienrose9982
    @dorienrose9982 Před 4 lety +3

    Owns like 200 guitars and has a cracked phone screen. Priorities: you're doing them right.

  • @thecreatedvoid117
    @thecreatedvoid117 Před 6 lety

    Almost 140k?! Happy to see the subscribers going up on this channel - you guys deserve it!

  • @mrflipperinvader7922
    @mrflipperinvader7922 Před 5 lety +9

    9:40 balck dude looks like wearing a zebra shirt
    16:30 love the squidward pic though, perfect reaction

  • @mooreoutdoor9841
    @mooreoutdoor9841 Před 9 měsíci

    I've got some epic band photos from back in the day that need to be added the next time you do one of these!!!

  • @SumnerMultimedia
    @SumnerMultimedia Před 2 lety +4

    Jared: We Just wanna give a quick promo to our sponsor...
    Jared, a whole two minutes later: Lets jump into some cringy band photos

  • @corinacretu102
    @corinacretu102 Před 6 lety +2

    Hands down best intro/cover I've ever witnessed . My ears are bleeding and I'm happy

  • @safnhuo
    @safnhuo Před 6 lety

    I literally just subscribed to this channel right after watch the first Cringiest Band Photos video like 2 seconds ago, and immediately received a notification for the new one.

  • @aspookyknucklehead1309
    @aspookyknucklehead1309 Před 6 lety +297

    Sometimes I eat potato

    • @aspookyknucklehead1309
      @aspookyknucklehead1309 Před 6 lety +2

      Cyrus Logan cool

    • @ironanvil3873
      @ironanvil3873 Před 6 lety +2

      Cyrus Logan
      I was about so say that

    • @Xoct232
      @Xoct232 Před 6 lety +1

      Cool

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 Před 6 lety +2

      God all these potato lovers... potato potáto potato

    • @denolact7000
      @denolact7000 Před 6 lety +4

      Dickey7861 No! How could you betray us?! And I don't mean the fact that you sometimes eat potato, it's the fact that you aren't even Austin!

  • @AndruJorj
    @AndruJorj Před 6 lety +179

    2:41 to skip the commercial.

  • @xFATBOYDSIx
    @xFATBOYDSIx Před 4 lety

    I hate that I never saw these shows till this year. But love them so much. "12 HOURS. That's a whole day" lmao

  • @cityofglass69
    @cityofglass69 Před 6 lety +4

    Makes me feel less bad about my old band pictures from 2011

  • @MichaelJohnson-bo1tv
    @MichaelJohnson-bo1tv Před 4 lety

    YOU TWO ARE BADASS...ALWAYS LAUGHING WATCHING!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Otterpoptheotter
    @Otterpoptheotter Před 6 lety

    The zooms in on Austin’s face made this video everything

  • @yooman9941
    @yooman9941 Před 5 lety +15

    5:47 Suomi Perkele🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 Torilla Tavataan!!!🇫🇮🤘🎸

  • @autumnautiee6510
    @autumnautiee6510 Před 4 lety

    Gotta love the ear jiggle🤣🙌 love you guys

  • @ricochetrebellion6028
    @ricochetrebellion6028 Před 4 lety +1

    You guys are like the real life Wayne world show 🤣🤘

  • @300productions7
    @300productions7 Před 6 lety +1

    I love how he says that’s the bass player when the guy in front of him is holding a thunderbird bass😂😂

  • @dogs3700
    @dogs3700 Před 6 lety +5

    Jared looks like me when I went through my emo phase and wore hats.

  • @sevscislowicz780
    @sevscislowicz780 Před 6 lety +5

    Can't wait to get my bomb ass headphones in the mail!

  • @jordanbogdan2329
    @jordanbogdan2329 Před 6 lety +3

    now that we know what NOT to do I think jared should give us advice on how TO take good band promos

  • @nicknovellin2871
    @nicknovellin2871 Před 2 lety

    Did anyone else imagine a nice teehee during their my heart will go on opening? 🤣🤣

  • @coreyw5981
    @coreyw5981 Před 6 lety +1

    That was me in the back of Jestin's photo! Im glad that one made it in.

  • @ViteloElyos
    @ViteloElyos Před 4 lety +6

    Man, all those band pics make me wish that I was that kind of kid back then lol
    Playing an instrument, having a band. Really seems like a missed opportunity.

  • @migueldy3653
    @migueldy3653 Před 4 lety +1

    "Holds enough battery power for 12 hours! That's a hold day." ~ Jared Dines

  • @MrInitialMan
    @MrInitialMan Před 5 lety

    I have so much fun at conventions with that song you guys opened with. I play recorders at those conventions.

  • @tylerschmutz218
    @tylerschmutz218 Před 4 lety +1

    austin has always reminded me of the caterpillar from a bugs life

  • @zakktastrophe5955
    @zakktastrophe5955 Před 4 lety

    the best part about the sponsor is how jared didn't even try to hide the fact that he was directly reading a script lol

  • @phil381100
    @phil381100 Před 6 lety +5

    Love the shirt Jared!!!

  • @zombiehalo9588
    @zombiehalo9588 Před 6 lety +46

    I was going to get that MCR shirt that Jared is wearing

  • @XnickofglassX
    @XnickofglassX Před 6 lety +15

    That wallpaper on ya laptop tho 👀👀

  • @brandonaldridge7076
    @brandonaldridge7076 Před 5 lety

    That moment when you're gonna "get right into it " but WAIT!!! ....A word from our sponsors

  • @MaxS8476
    @MaxS8476 Před 5 lety +3

    My first band was 1982 we took one promo photo and I saw it and then immediately lit it in fire.

  • @mellehoglind7553
    @mellehoglind7553 Před 6 lety +2

    1:34 Hehe, Nicole tryna get that sneaky shout out. I see you guurl xD

  • @Shdwkd666
    @Shdwkd666 Před 4 lety +1

    Dylan, ThAt skylit Drive shirt is dope!

  • @samtheguy286
    @samtheguy286 Před 6 lety +23

    Cringy band photos are great

  • @ctk97rlz
    @ctk97rlz Před 6 lety +3

    I had that same A Skylit Drive tshirt in middle school lmao.

  • @darijapavlovska6867
    @darijapavlovska6867 Před 6 lety

    Btw you make the funniest videos 😂you always make my day

  • @kennymort676
    @kennymort676 Před 6 lety

    “12 hours, that’s a whole day”-Jared Dines

  • @MatthewsTrueShow
    @MatthewsTrueShow Před 6 lety +2

    When all you can think about is, "why, just why?"

  • @TheAir97
    @TheAir97 Před 6 lety +1

    Shout out to my boy Dan Jacobs. I know him in person and hes actually a really fucking cool guy. His current band, Garroted, is a fucking insane death metal band who just released a new demo. Will support that band for as long as they're around

  • @drewbeta01
    @drewbeta01 Před 5 lety

    I'd have to dig them up, but we had a multi-location, multi-costume, full day photo shoot with a photographer when we first formed the band. It was pretty epic, and they were some of my favorite pictures, but we never did another one after that because it was such an ordeal (and the band was together for like 10 years).

  • @reinieden2379
    @reinieden2379 Před 6 lety

    I'm dying at the beginning already because of dickeys ears flapping.

  • @haydenhuddleston7407
    @haydenhuddleston7407 Před 5 lety

    You guys should do another one of these

  • @darijapavlovska6867
    @darijapavlovska6867 Před 6 lety

    I love how you start your videos🤘😂

  • @cal2702
    @cal2702 Před 4 lety +1

    Jared: They last for 12 hours, that's a whole day.
    Earth: Bruh, you forgot about the other 12

  • @Malum09
    @Malum09 Před 4 lety +1

    Did ever made part 3, because I need it

  • @ethanmurray2110
    @ethanmurray2110 Před 6 lety

    You guys should do a how to band promo video

  • @JoshRiffMonster
    @JoshRiffMonster Před 6 lety +4

    *_make a 3rd part_*

  • @Ifyoureadthisyouregey
    @Ifyoureadthisyouregey Před 3 lety +1

    Digging Jareds my chem shirt 😂

  • @sarty23
    @sarty23 Před 6 lety +6

    Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!

  • @onemoreseptember2550
    @onemoreseptember2550 Před 6 lety

    High key waiting for the old tøp band pics.

  • @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396

    I keep reading these as cringy band pornos lol

  • @noctali8049
    @noctali8049 Před 6 lety

    That RFLXNS shirt. Dicky you have impeccable taste man

  • @omegabat2341
    @omegabat2341 Před 4 lety

    Jared dines: 12 hours thats a hole day

  • @AAAA-dw9gb
    @AAAA-dw9gb Před 6 lety

    Do a part 3, I have one I would love to put up lmao

  • @jasonchavez4304
    @jasonchavez4304 Před 6 lety

    Pure comedy, where do I send my early band pics?

  • @14yearoldclassicrockexpert95

    I love how the phone screen is cracked in the beginning

  • @JFrohlichMusic
    @JFrohlichMusic Před 5 lety +1

    So I'm binge watching all the dickeydines show episodes (even the ones on Jared's channel.) And I'm noticing Austin low-key has air pods in this video

  • @jxstjoeii
    @jxstjoeii Před 4 lety +1

    9:55 omg, Sancity in Silence 😂
    they played my cousins like, 16th birthday party in Tacoma hahaha.

  • @Caylen666
    @Caylen666 Před 6 lety

    Honestly shocked that you didn’t go in harder on us, feels great to be noticed for something aside from a shitty acoustic EP tho (that’s on CZcams if any lurkers wanted a laugh) and I assure you, it’s way cringier than four 14 year old scene kids covered in blood

  • @kaseycarling1739
    @kaseycarling1739 Před 6 lety

    damn this might be the first time i buy something from a youtube sponsorship... those earbuds sound sick af

  • @grapefruitsimmons
    @grapefruitsimmons Před 6 lety

    "remember Waking The Cadaver" uhh yess! They played the tiniest, shittiest bar in my small town in Canada and it was amazing. People were literally tearing the ceiling down. WTC were like "who wants to hear a new song" and legit people responded with "nooo, play Bludgeoned again!" lol

  • @alexhauptmann298
    @alexhauptmann298 Před 4 lety +2

    You guys planning on doing another one of these? Because EVERY photo my high school band took was fucking PAINFUL. We were called "Between Elements" and we were, to my knowledge, the only Weed Folk band with a microkorg. (I played the microkorg.)

  • @Evilwhiteclownpunk
    @Evilwhiteclownpunk Před 6 lety +1

    Jared thinks at 7:50, "I like that they, like, all have the exact same hair... AS ME!!!"... but the words that come out his mouth are, "I like that they, like, all have the same exact hair, except for the dude on the left, with the curly hair"...

  • @duffelbagbaby7696
    @duffelbagbaby7696 Před 5 lety +1

    “Oh no honey,oh no” Are you MAC? You two should meet.

  • @Ooshton
    @Ooshton Před 6 lety +1

    00:29 the way Jared says “show” sounds so Australian

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 Před 5 lety +1

    Somebody needs to be sponsored by a phone company! 😂

  • @pk.18
    @pk.18 Před 5 lety

    “12 hours!
    That’s a whole day!”
    ~Jared Dines

  • @seanrydell112
    @seanrydell112 Před 6 lety +3

    When Daniel Burris is in a video and nobody mentions gamma sector r.i.p

    • @user-pc8en9lh7u
      @user-pc8en9lh7u Před 5 lety

      well, it's probably not like they didn't knew a band, i'm fairly sertain they've heard their album, it's more like Daniel by himself is not recognized as a standalone vocalist yet like Ben Duerr or Dickie Allen or any other big name

  • @cashlayton1313
    @cashlayton1313 Před 6 lety

    Well crap Jared how many wireless earbuds do you want me to buy? I already bought the anker soundbuds slim from your drumming video!

  • @ik1ll3dk3nny
    @ik1ll3dk3nny Před 6 lety

    The blood shoot reminded me of that one BMTH promo I obsessed over in my emo phase

  • @beautifulsouth985
    @beautifulsouth985 Před 6 lety +2

    Wow! I can use these earbuds to listen to my war robots game!