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  • "Pressed chest fleshed out west,
    Might be the savior or a garden pest."
    From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5, 'The Library': A stern library investigator goes after Jerry for an overdue book. George thinks a homeless man is a former teacher who tortured him in high school.
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • @huzaifshah2139
    @huzaifshah2139 Před 29 dny +195

    Kramer instantly changing his mind about going to the Library even though he mocked the entire library setup a second earlier is hilarious.😂

    • @megabattlezero5351
      @megabattlezero5351 Před 29 dny +1

      @@MareZcare Bruh shut up, the man is just sharing a key moment in the bit. Go cry for your toxic life.

    • @Daniel-fd3wp
      @Daniel-fd3wp Před 29 dny +5

      Kramer didn’t even blink an eye. 😂

    • @taruni6354
      @taruni6354 Před 29 dny +4

      I wouldn't expect nothing less from a Kramer..He is always readddyyy for new experiences.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +8

      @@MareZcare Get a life man, it's just a harmless comment.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +7

      @@MareZcare Yes she is. You probably shouldn't be using your parents youtube account, little boy. You could get in trouble. Maybe when you grow up you can get your own.

  • @justinherbert9146
    @justinherbert9146 Před 11 dny +6

    The librarian was played perfectly by what is obviously a very highly skilled, trained actress -- all of the subtlety's are spot on in her expressions, eye and head movements, etc. - a great performance

  • @thebigmarbowski84
    @thebigmarbowski84 Před 29 dny +117

    If you didn't know, the librarian is played by Ashley Gardner, voice of Nancy Hicks-Gribble on King of the hill.

  • @jokeroneninesevenzero
    @jokeroneninesevenzero Před 29 dny +92

    After 25 years, we don't call them delinquent.
    What do you call them?
    Criminals!

    • @ClydeHUC
      @ClydeHUC Před 9 dny

      I remember when the librarian was a much older woman discreet not attractive

    • @ClydeHUC
      @ClydeHUC Před 9 dny

      Voice text no Bueno

    • @TheMpo1986
      @TheMpo1986 Před 6 dny

      @@ClydeHUC Leslie Neilsen would've made a good bookman or Robert Stack.

  • @huzaifshah2139
    @huzaifshah2139 Před 29 dny +71

    Leo Bookman should've also been in the episode where Jerry catches Uncle Leo stealing the books.😂

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +2

      That was was at Brentano's, not the library.

    • @huzaifshah2139
      @huzaifshah2139 Před 28 dny +4

      ​@@bossfan49George turned it into a library by reading in the bathroom. 😂

    • @ClydeHUC
      @ClydeHUC Před 9 dny

      Yes bookman is the heavy

    • @ClydeHUC
      @ClydeHUC Před 9 dny

      Nothing like a hot librarian

    • @ClydeHUC
      @ClydeHUC Před 9 dny

      Bookman calls Js "joyboy"!! Classic!

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf Před 29 dny +101

    The Library aired October 16, 1991, so for the sake of argument, because Jerry checked out the book in 1971, we'll round to an even 20 years. At 10 cents a day that adds up to $36.50 a year multiplied by 20 years, it comes out $730 in overdue fees.

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj Před 29 dny +9

      Add about 50 cents or so for leap year days LOL

    • @ssherman
      @ssherman Před 28 dny +6

      So Bookman went easy on Jerry? What happened to no exceptions?

    • @saharghanouni8301
      @saharghanouni8301 Před 25 dny +6

      you didn't do compound interest, did you?

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf Před 25 dny +7

      @@saharghanouni8301 go right ahead

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 22 dny +2

      *picturing Morty Seinfeld working out the interest owed from Leo's $50*

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 Před 29 dny +16

    “Look! Trying to save a quarter.”
    😆

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs82589 Před 29 dny +14

    The Librarian needs a little Kramer!

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Před 29 dny +29

    This is one of my favorite Kramer moments where he is throwing game at the library lady

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před 29 dny +56

    The best of Kramer's romances. Leo Bookman should have been called in to investigate why it didn't appear in more episodes

  • @pocopico7409
    @pocopico7409 Před 29 dny +35

    Absolutely the best writing, actors, and overall comedic entertainment in the history of man. And no, that’s no exaggeration! 😏

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před 29 dny +57

    “We didn’t know anything about her private life…. we didn’t WANNA know anything about her private life!” 🤨

    • @perrystone879
      @perrystone879 Před 29 dny +13

      She didn’t have a private life!

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin Před 29 dny +2

      ​@@perrystone879 How would he know that if he neither did nor wanted to know anything about the subject, huh?

    • @FredPlanatia
      @FredPlanatia Před 24 dny

      @@VestinVestin it doesn't have to make sense. The important think is i found the third line in the comments.

  • @penguin44ca
    @penguin44ca Před 29 dny +14

    He can't help it. He's got the Kavorka

  • @earthquakesville7540
    @earthquakesville7540 Před 28 dny +4

    Kramer missed the opportunity at saying "he actually goes out on cases? ....Book cases?!"

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Před 29 dny +16

    Mr. Bookman🤣💯👍

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d Před 29 dny +17

    Her poetry is pretty good, but she's no Newman.

  • @Droogs
    @Droogs Před 29 dny +5

    The Dewey decimal system. What a scam that was.

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 Před 28 dny +2

    Joy boy 😂
    That and "these pretzels are making me thirsty". 😁

  • @walterpetersen776
    @walterpetersen776 Před 29 dny +12

    Librarian Also Played Didi Hill On King Of The Hill.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny

      and Nancy Gribble. Other King of the Hillers were Stephen Root who played the bank manager when Kramer wanted his $100 for not being greeted with a "Hello". And Toby Huss was The Wiz!

  • @nicholasstokes8739
    @nicholasstokes8739 Před 29 dny +9

    2:34 Continuity shots? Never heard of her

  • @RanaTahir-hw2wy
    @RanaTahir-hw2wy Před 29 dny +34

    needs a "little Kramer"...

    • @robertperry4439
      @robertperry4439 Před 29 dny +7

      And then, "she'll need a little shot of penicillin."

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto Před 29 dny +1

      Clearly, she needed a lot of Kramer. Maybe she thought his name was Krammer...

  • @TenguMask-cs3sj
    @TenguMask-cs3sj Před 29 dny +9

    3:01 The coldest transition in the channel😂🤔🥶

    • @opticalmixing23
      @opticalmixing23 Před 28 dny +1

      I bet she wanted to get to Jerry

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@opticalmixing23The comment is talking about the editing.

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +3

    Philip Baker Hall's incredible performance overshadows everything in this episode, but Ashley Gardner (Marian) was also excellent. She's one of three King of the Hill voice actors to appear on Seinfeld. (She voiced Nancy Gribble and several others). The other two were Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive) who was the bank manager who awarded Kramer $20, and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone) who played The Wiz.

  • @NH-tb2sm
    @NH-tb2sm Před 28 dny +5

    1971....I wasn't even born yet and I'm old!

    • @AuroraNatureSounds
      @AuroraNatureSounds Před 24 dny

      Haahahhaha not that old I am sure! I was born in 1977 and I don't think I am old!😮

  • @sreeharivenat8002
    @sreeharivenat8002 Před 29 dny +6

    Kramer's so smooth with women

  • @jamessteel9016
    @jamessteel9016 Před 29 dny +16

    And he’s actually called Bookman?

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker Před 29 dny +8

    Jerry foiled by bookman.. just like Scooby-Doo and the gang 😅😅

  • @YNGDYE
    @YNGDYE Před 14 dny

    “When you think about that, think about this, …this is your final warning” daaamn bookman was coooold 😂😭😭

  • @alanminne8185
    @alanminne8185 Před 27 dny +2

    The Kavorka is strong with this one.

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas Před 29 dny +3

    it's called nominative determinism.

  • @GrantPearson
    @GrantPearson Před 29 dny +7

    Kramer's got the Kavorka!

  • @haroldbirge6881
    @haroldbirge6881 Před 29 dny +6

    😅Hilarious the 🍀library Cop✌️

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Před 29 dny +3

    "We didn't know about her private life. We didn't want to know about her private life."

  • @ronaldokhardewsaw
    @ronaldokhardewsaw Před 29 dny +16

    KAVORKA!!!!

  • @rafikz77
    @rafikz77 Před 23 dny +1

    “She didn’t have a private life”

  • @harleyhawk7959
    @harleyhawk7959 Před 25 dny +1

    Kramer was the only reason I watched and liked Seinfeld.

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Před 26 dny +1

    Where the ordinary Joe sees a librarian, Kramer sees a lonely woman... A spinster...
    Maybe it's that kevorka talking

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Před 29 dny +11

    Elaine actually being thoughtful and kind for once, trying to comfort Kramer when he’s crying.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +5

      This is Season 3. Elaine was fairly nice for the most part until around somewhere between Seasons 5 and 6, she starts to gradually change

    • @suzyrunninghawk7870
      @suzyrunninghawk7870 Před 29 dny +2

      She's nice when she tells Bubble Boy's dad that of course Jerry will go to their house to meet him.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@suzyrunninghawk7870And?

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu Před 29 dny +6

    "why don't you leave?"
    🔥🔥🔥

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 Před 29 dny +4

    Ice cream man named "Cone"

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 Před 29 dny +4

    Librarians, scientists...not bad for a guy with 0 education and no job.

  • @jamescollins9178
    @jamescollins9178 Před 28 dny

    The librarian is such a good actress, especially in the line reading at 2:07

  • @faoaka
    @faoaka Před 5 dny

    Damn Jerry was the joy boy before luffy! Lol 3:02

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Před 29 dny +2

    I love this episode

  • @Formula7Driver
    @Formula7Driver Před 29 dny +2

    That's a great actress

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +1

      She was really good here. The library cop character is so strong, and PBH knocked it out of the park...so it kind of overshadows everybody else.

  • @KHoltzie
    @KHoltzie Před 22 dny

    Bookman-out on a book case haha that’s just too perfect! 👍🏻📚

  • @WILLIAM1690WALES
    @WILLIAM1690WALES Před 29 dny +2

    I love Mr Bookman he also played a doctor in curb your enthusiasm, but back to the librarian my God she does look like Emma Thompson?

  • @Philippe2008fr
    @Philippe2008fr Před 7 dny

    K : - Why don't you leave ?
    - I cant
    - he could have answered : "I know"

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Před 5 dny

    And I just learned that “Tropic of Cancer” is a real book.

  • @danielk8571
    @danielk8571 Před 28 dny +1

    "That's like an ice cream man named cone"

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Před 29 dny +3

    that would be $365

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před 29 dny +1

    Its Bookman!

  • @bighank796
    @bighank796 Před 28 dny +2

    Fun fact 👉 that lady rode him behind the scenes and almost got caught. Came out in a book 2007

  • @laurenceblank2260
    @laurenceblank2260 Před 28 dny +1

    Kramer really has a thing for women with books lol, he also got attached with the bookshop worker in season 9

  • @artistjoh
    @artistjoh Před 29 dny +3

    Kramer has no visible connection to reality, but got to admit, he is insightful when it comes to women and spinning their dial.

  • @martinb.770
    @martinb.770 Před 5 dny

    Guess, there was a clear glimpse of ... KAVORKA!!!

  • @jimh6813
    @jimh6813 Před 28 dny +4

    I got a flash for you, joy boy. Party time is over.
    Bookman don't play around.

  • @elijahlivingston9477
    @elijahlivingston9477 Před 29 dny +5

    4:48 This general made me come close to crying
    Out of all the characters, Kramer deserves a happy ending the most

    • @arthurlevine1840
      @arthurlevine1840 Před 29 dny +2

      I'm pretty sure Kramer had a happy ending with the librarian.

  • @attyla2926
    @attyla2926 Před 29 dny +1

    This bookman story was the best in the entire sitcom. Made me really laugf 😂

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Před 29 dny +2

    A nickel a day for 20 years is roughly 365 dollars.

    • @chooch1995
      @chooch1995 Před 9 dny

      Let’s see…a nickel a day…for a week is .35 cents. .35 cents for a month is $1.40. A dollar .40 for a year is $16.80. $16.80 multiplied times 20 years is $336! Close!

  • @christophermartinez381

    Kramer is the mann

  • @chandlergreen9300
    @chandlergreen9300 Před 29 dny +5

    3:03 JoyBoy? I was unfamiliar with your knowledge of One Piece Mr.Bookman

  • @John-lp5xh
    @John-lp5xh Před 27 dny

    You edited right in the middle of bookmans funny lecture

  • @dennisosunde2609
    @dennisosunde2609 Před 28 dny +1

    4:48 - 5:00

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak Před 28 dny +2

    Kramer has been "touched" for a long time

  • @james2494
    @james2494 Před 29 dny +2

    Needs a little kramer 😂

  • @michaellalli7693
    @michaellalli7693 Před 6 dny

    Librarian looks like Emma Thompson

  • @markwegner6821
    @markwegner6821 Před 28 dny

    They are in the library talking behind her like there is no way she could hear them. She needs a little Kramer. She's a woman 👩 she can sense them without even listening. Gotta love the staging of these scenes. 💎

  • @dekunleabudu
    @dekunleabudu Před 29 dny +1

    That’s actually not up to 5,000 dollars

  • @Bloodynine606
    @Bloodynine606 Před 26 dny

    With how good Bookman was idk why they didn’t try to get him back somehow

  • @kateskeys
    @kateskeys Před 6 dny

    Jerry’s shirts

  • @tmyoshimura621
    @tmyoshimura621 Před 29 dny +1

    This kind of comedy is very dated by now! Incredible how time flies! 🤣

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +6

      It's still attracting new, younger viewers on Netflix. What's dated...the sound of the audience/laugh track? No cell phones or internet?

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh Před 29 dny

      @@bossfan49What is dated is newspapers, and people going to a library to read them. Even the idea of books in a library is starting to disappear. My college has 250,000 books, but they are all digitized, and they only have a few thousand on display beside all the rows of computer desks. Students are not interested in physical copies of books anymore.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před 29 dny +3

      @@artistjoh Those are just props though. It doesn't have anything to do with the "type of comedy".

    • @eugenedolcini695
      @eugenedolcini695 Před 29 dny +1

      Print is dead - igon Spangler

    • @suzyrunninghawk7870
      @suzyrunninghawk7870 Před 29 dny +2

      @@bossfan49 Yes! Good point. This show is still hilarious. Timeless.

  • @TheKing-hp7mh
    @TheKing-hp7mh Před 29 dny +1

    Wow in America the paper is glued to wood, even I'm in Africa but we dont have woods on paper

    • @ursulabklyn_mia6148
      @ursulabklyn_mia6148 Před 29 dny +2

      That was late 80s or early 90s. It's not like that anymore.

    • @TheKing-hp7mh
      @TheKing-hp7mh Před 29 dny

      @@ursulabklyn_mia6148 ohhhh for a moment there I thought it was a thing even now, Americans be stealing everything they put wood on paper😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️

    • @Droogs
      @Droogs Před 29 dny +1

      Not glued.

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh Před 29 dny +1

      Never seen it in Australia either.

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Před 29 dny

      ​@@artistjoh
      Nor in the Netherlands.

  • @sicknado
    @sicknado Před 29 dny +1

    HELLO!! HELLLLOOO!!!

  • @heavenlywells3818
    @heavenlywells3818 Před 16 dny

    Hello😮

  • @bleeding4721
    @bleeding4721 Před 28 dny

    Jerry aka Joyboy

  • @aceofspades4312
    @aceofspades4312 Před 29 dny

    Title of this video sounds so wrong out of context...

  • @ClydeHUC
    @ClydeHUC Před 9 dny

    Said Kramer was a weird O shot in in his apartment first. Thank you voice text thank you

  • @ragnarkisten
    @ragnarkisten Před 29 dny

    hello 😂

  • @AlejandroMarinelli-te6dg

    She looks a little like Jean Seberg

  • @zenneosen1
    @zenneosen1 Před 29 dny

    Kramer explains about the 8th wonder of the world compounding to anyone who listened to him that day and acted upon it would be a millionaire now.

  • @roguegamer8568
    @roguegamer8568 Před 27 dny

    Unfortunate title lol

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu Před 27 dny

    In Season 5 Ep.15
    Do this day I don’t know why Audrey did NOT taste the Apple Pie ?? 🤷‍♂️
    Anyone ???

  • @jambreakfast4341
    @jambreakfast4341 Před 26 dny

    Kramer is terrible at math.

  • @t-rexbatman36yearsago
    @t-rexbatman36yearsago Před 28 dny

    3:42 I don't know if it's only me but the look karmar gives here is so hot. Hes really hot❤

  • @dashriprock5720
    @dashriprock5720 Před 24 dny +1

    THE BEST COMMENT EVER! < I just wrote the best comment ever. It sure to 100k likes

  • @peterelios7568
    @peterelios7568 Před 12 hodinami

    Seinfeld is the most overrated comedian of all time. How the fk did this guy get so far being so mediocre?

  • @destineetyson7756
    @destineetyson7756 Před 29 dny +1

    I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show of all time ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤📡📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📡📡📡📡📺📺📺📺📺📡

  • @marcusgee3002
    @marcusgee3002 Před 29 dny

    Criminal that you left out Bookman's entire scene at Jerry's. That was a legendary performance.

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels Před 25 dny +1

    Newspapers are a lot more than a quarter nowadays.🥨

  • @YNGDYE
    @YNGDYE Před 14 dny

    “When you think about that, think about this, …this is your final warning” daaamn bookman was coooold 😂😭😭