The Cantaloupe & The Chiropractor | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld
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- čas přidán 30. 04. 2024
- "I think I swallowed a fly!"
From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 'The Ex-Girlfriend': Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"I don't return fruit -- fruit is a gamble, I know that going in."
A man's gotta have a code
yes.. avocados, too! they're always a gamble. I always buy two in case one is bad
I suppose you want restitution? Look, bad fruit is an act of God. You got a complaint -- take it up with Him.
I don’t need to see a chiropractor anymore , I just take a daily swim in the east river
what's that smell?
anyone else smell that?
I like to go out and float around to mess with people.
I think I saw you floating by. Well, I saw something floating by. You weren't doing much swimming.
The most heavily polluted waterway on the eastern seaboard???
The way Jason delivered that "I pay what I say" is gold
He's fabulous
Who's Jason?
@@Ashamed.Loser69Jason Alexander who played George
George Costanza is forever the rebel 😂
Back when Kramer was still allowed to shop at Joe's.
This fly swallowing thing reminds me of the summer of George 😂
" I pay what I say" I would love to live in George's world..
"Touch this, feel that, 75 bucks!'
George didn't have medical insurance? In N.Y.C.? 🥨
Now its like $750.
“Oh no, I pay what I say.”
Pure Larry David line! 😂
YOU'RE A CASHIER!
Best part of this episode.
Her accent is the best
What, am I seeing Sinatra in there 😂😂
....am i being entertained? 😂😂
Apparently Joe changed his policy on fruit return between this episode and The Mango!
Yknow, I was thinking the exact same thing😅
Because Kramer was a habitual fruit-returner.
Joe finally had enough and set that rule.
Only Kramer can return a fruit no one else can dare to go on such an adventure 😂
Didn't he later get banned from Joe's?
@@davidgalinat4257
Yes
Cantaloupe like this should be taken out of circulation 😂😂😂😂
Too funny for words hahaha
"but you're a *cashier*"... The line that launched the show, according to Jerry
"i pay what i want to" said every desi uncle that ever lived
No way a privately owned produce stand is is charging half the price of a corporately owned supermarket. That's backwards.
not in USA for sure, but in Europe they do
How come Kramer says Joe will tale fruit back, but in a later episode Joe himself makes it clear he absolutely does not take it back? ("God makes the peaches, I sell the peaches...")
Its amazing how they followed through with the Joe character arc 3 seasons later after that one small cantaloupe bit lol.
How can anyone not like this
George is wrong for not paying the full price.
But at the same time he's right. That bill was bullsht.
Well, it’s a first time visit.
@@12Blueace and for me would be a last. 30 years later only costs me $15 to see a doctor and they usually do more then 2 minutes
He's either wrong or right, pick one genius.
Do we know if George has insurance?
@@LordTalax Wrong - he's wrong and right
1:55 I love the southern accent shes using. ❤😍
the days when you had to really dial numbers at home.. that's the funniest thing here to me now
What do i do?!
WHAT CAN HAPPEN?!?
Oh, hello, DOC-TA!
I can understand George freaking out about swallowing a fly...that's flippin' NASTY! 🤣🤣
Georgie boy only likes mango slices not cantaloupe 😂
Remember the nursery rhyme about an old lady swallowing a fly? Well apparently George is the embodiment of that
George is hilarious🤣💯👍
You'r a cashier . Epic one 😂
If only life was that easy with doctor's visits. I'm dissatisfied with this service, I would like to speak with the manager. George truly is a rebel, fighting the system ever chance he had🤣
George: "You mean just going there cuz I'm invited that's rude?" 🤣🤣
I remember going to the local fruit stand with my mom when I was younger until the guy moved outta town, God those were the days...
Kramer needs to learn "no means NO!"
Those were the days when we had house phones 😊
Definitely the good old days 😊
Awesome!
Love George's book picks
I watched this episode on TV last night!
Kramer and his fresh fruit
I kind of wish we saw more of Marlene in the series.
Definitely not because I’m seduced by her voice
She's a casheer!
was she the same lady in the speed dial episode? The womn who called him Jerome?
🎶 There was George Costanza who swallowed a fly.
Perhaps he'll die. 🎵
Chiropractors are cool in my experience. Got me out of terrible pain devoid of pills.
its all about the hips 😂
Taste This
What, am I seeing Sinatra in there? 😅😅😅
Gotta have the Sein notifications on. 😁
Love the sein
King 🫡😎
Is that extra sitting at the counter at the very end the actor that played Susan's father?
Now it's 250$ for nothing
Why are these all 5:12 long?
What do I do? What can happen!?
😂😂
My favorite Jerry’s girlfriend
Hello.
I have a huge crush on Elaine
The delicate Gen-ius!!
Wrong episode.
Was Glenn there
Jerry is right. You can't do these things in comedy anymore (I mean the scene and way its put it down, of course)
Isn't that Susan's father sitting at the counter in the end? Is that in purpose?
Nope
Cantaloupe from Rocky Ford, CO in August 😋👍!!
For once, George is right.
Marlene 🤩
What was Kramer job,was he rich,or what mystery to me hmmm
How was 90s sitcoms poor ,afford a flat in NYC alone n always in cafes n go golfing but has no job
KramAmerica Industries
Not paying the meal... For the fly.. Could be a good twist.
Dumb
Weird edit….
This is when the show sucked.
The laugh track makes it unbearable to watch
Filmed before a live studio audience. Real people, real laughing.
Ok
Get over it.
George: cough cough, i think i swallowed a fly at 4:47 LOL
It really is all in the hips!