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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • The boundless love of Ryan is being shared with the world today. This one goes out to the lonely boys. Enjoy!
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  • @peytonblanscet6035
    @peytonblanscet6035 Před 4 lety +3158

    She looks like he’s not paying her enough for this

    • @AFUVFX
      @AFUVFX Před 4 lety

      ched on jah

    • @Anituer13
      @Anituer13 Před 4 lety +1

      Hell yea lol

    • @ovenoven9788
      @ovenoven9788 Před 4 lety +4

      nah he a total chad

    • @moist_captain
      @moist_captain Před 4 lety +24

      Women are actually inclined to pay *him*

    • @SuperFritzFantom
      @SuperFritzFantom Před 4 lety +6

      HAHAHAH "Damn nigga i was supposed to get fucked for that 10 bucks - not have to listen to his bullshit for hours" xD

  • @kaspertheshepherd3010
    @kaspertheshepherd3010 Před 4 lety +4636

    She's not sleepy, she's drugged

    • @GorillaUdder
      @GorillaUdder Před 4 lety +620

      Yeah that girl was clearly zonked out of her fuckin' gourd.

    • @reneenaynaysworld1782
      @reneenaynaysworld1782 Před 4 lety +184

      she probably has to be to go anywhere near that creep

    • @mabeef5365
      @mabeef5365 Před 4 lety +50

      That's probably true not gonna lie

    • @Julia-yx9ks
      @Julia-yx9ks Před 4 lety +41

      Randy Hall wrong person

    • @randyhall161
      @randyhall161 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Julia-yx9ks he said "cum" drunk. It takes some kind of reproductive organ for that. I think the target landed.

  • @jackbartle8608
    @jackbartle8608 Před 3 lety +1146

    He looks like one of those guys who travels to Thailand for the "Culture"

    • @michaelx.2897
      @michaelx.2897 Před 3 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jmo82592
      @jmo82592 Před 3 lety +23

      I went for the blow job bars. Nothing like getting head while having a cold beer. cheers.

    • @critfiend4736
      @critfiend4736 Před 3 lety +19

      Heres a brain teaser. Were they chicks with dicks? Or dudes with tits?

    • @Mike0xl0ng_____75
      @Mike0xl0ng_____75 Před 3 lety +45

      @@critfiend4736 mate they put kids under them tables too, happened to a guy who i worked withs friend on a honeymoon, lifted up the tablecloth and their was a little boy, shits fucked up poor fucker wanted to kill himself

    • @Levihasherpez
      @Levihasherpez Před 3 lety +11

      lotta tight, fit, firm, taut, nubile, great culture to take in. who could blame him?

  • @IamPinhead
    @IamPinhead Před 3 lety +633

    "an alpha lion like me"
    He looks like a computer programmer who ended up on TCAP

  • @kw9849
    @kw9849 Před 4 lety +702

    Something tells me this guy's reasons for leaving the US are buried in a ditch somewhere.

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 Před 4 lety +6002

    "I can help u"
    👁👄 👁

  • @macandrews9548
    @macandrews9548 Před 3 lety +478

    She's trying so hard not to acknowledge how cringe he is

  • @caylinmaguire
    @caylinmaguire Před 3 lety +905

    That poor woman is disassociating the whole time he is talking...

    • @celeste.cutz2020
      @celeste.cutz2020 Před 3 lety +8

      And y did he ask her if he pays other woman? How would she know?

    • @ccenobite7117
      @ccenobite7117 Před 3 lety +3

      Dude makes me barf

    • @darkdiddler1439
      @darkdiddler1439 Před 2 lety +3

      She's completely blasted.

    • @justsumguy5991
      @justsumguy5991 Před 2 lety +4

      She's probably as fucked up as she needs to be to get through this shit but homegirl seems like she should be holding up today's newspaper to prove she's still alive to get the ransom money sent.

    • @darkdiddler1439
      @darkdiddler1439 Před 2 lety

      @@dohnjoe5401 probably right about both. I'm assuming unless you slip [what they claim to be] a cop a whole 25 cents, even laws that exist would never be enforced.

  • @__rubygirl__
    @__rubygirl__ Před 4 lety +4661

    Dude looks like that weasel from Ice Age.

    • @aivlysplath
      @aivlysplath Před 4 lety +233

      You mean...Sid the Sloth?

    • @aubs2843
      @aubs2843 Před 4 lety +71

      Jill H she could be talking about Buck from dawn of the dinosaurs. Although Sid would make more sense.

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd Před 4 lety +54

      How dare you insult Buck like that

    • @dldfarm
      @dldfarm Před 4 lety +2

      Ruby Girl correct

    • @devinsmith5574
      @devinsmith5574 Před 4 lety +6

      Fucking SIIIIDD lmao! came to make sure someone else noticed.

  • @andrewcarlson4484
    @andrewcarlson4484 Před 4 lety +2350

    The dude is literally the “I am aware of the effect I have on women” meme

    • @myfriendschmeeda
      @myfriendschmeeda Před 3 lety +2

      Yessssssss

    • @lily-9340
      @lily-9340 Před 3 lety +30

      He is aware that he makes them dry

    • @jack-v
      @jack-v Před 3 lety +12

      @Anthony Johnson Is thanks for the heads up on the way home 🏡 I love that's too
      After: I placed my phone down and that autotyped

    • @mirandascoool
      @mirandascoool Před 3 lety +1

      @Anthony Johnson has a

    • @lemonhunter2731
      @lemonhunter2731 Před 3 lety

      mirandajo Big fat

  • @Abby._.379
    @Abby._.379 Před 3 lety +689

    The fact that there’s padlocks on the windows is horrific, and it makes me worry for the women. 😕

    • @poppyseed5270
      @poppyseed5270 Před 3 lety +70

      Not completely uncommon in parts of Africa for safety but I definitely get your point

    • @Abby._.379
      @Abby._.379 Před 3 lety +10

      Poppy Seed yeah it’s kinda weird either way

    • @jackdanila9893
      @jackdanila9893 Před 3 lety +2

      Minute?

    • @garethjones6342
      @garethjones6342 Před 3 lety +28

      yeah a bit late but in all honesty just about every nicer home in that area will have concrete walls with broken glass on top, gates, padlocked, barred windows, etc. It is NOTHING like living in, say, Vermont.

    • @benjaminfranklin4760
      @benjaminfranklin4760 Před 3 lety +6

      @@garethjones6342 lol the broken glass Ontop of the massive concrete walls is facts all too common

  • @charleywaynehinkle6358
    @charleywaynehinkle6358 Před 3 lety +287

    What an alpha chin. This guys is so alpha his chin is trying to choke him.

  • @Scorpio_Moonshine
    @Scorpio_Moonshine Před 4 lety +1334

    Whether he's playing a role or not, he's 100% a creep.

    • @finickyzeppole
      @finickyzeppole Před 4 lety +7

      D'Arci • creep vibes

    • @thesuperginge1348
      @thesuperginge1348 Před 4 lety +61

      He's promoting a creepy, asshole way of living, so whether it's a character or not, he's a shitstain

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine Před 4 lety +10

      Right? Playing a creep who awkwardly kisses girls that are paid to be there isn't normally considered a "prank."

    • @pineneedles_8845
      @pineneedles_8845 Před 4 lety +2

      I know wubbys so creepy am i right

    • @ryanm9566
      @ryanm9566 Před 4 lety

      I too sometimes like to play the role of a serial killer and/or rapist. But it's ok, it's just a prank.

  • @rivierjojo
    @rivierjojo Před 4 lety +3545

    i feel like someone needs to investigate this guy more, because he’s actually got really really creepy vibes, and I feel like there’s something more behind it

  • @VaJennaGames
    @VaJennaGames Před 3 lety +189

    those poor woman's eyes screaming "please send help"

  • @nipple.ripper
    @nipple.ripper Před 3 lety +127

    "Did you get wet?"
    I've actually never been dryer in my life, sir.

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK Před 2 lety +5

      Even the Sahara cringed at dude

    • @stxmp3r
      @stxmp3r Před rokem +2

      Love the name lmao

    • @PJ-si4zr
      @PJ-si4zr Před rokem

      One time as a 3 year old, at the playground, a fellow toddler threw a fist full of sand down the front of my pants. I never thought my vagina could get drier. Until I watched this video.

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Před 4 měsíci

      My dick turned into a wall when he said that. Not a brick wall , my dick fell off

  • @kingzeros3963
    @kingzeros3963 Před 4 lety +2100

    “How do you feel”
    “Sleepy”
    **Bill Cosby has entered the chat**

  • @ethanzhu7705
    @ethanzhu7705 Před 4 lety +1031

    That woman looks so uncomfortable.

  • @siobhantrezise9183
    @siobhantrezise9183 Před 3 lety +90

    That dude talks about himself the same way my abusive narcissist ex used to talk about himself, and I relate so hard to that woman trying not to piss him off but not being a good enough actor to agree with him.

  • @tuckerfyffe4999
    @tuckerfyffe4999 Před 3 lety +208

    As a native Arizona boi, I would like to say that I am ashamed we held this man in our possession for 2 whole months.

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez Před 3 lety +6

      As a Native Arizonan, I'm genuinely not surprised that he spent time in this state

    • @dillhole1008
      @dillhole1008 Před 3 lety +6

      It was the heat that did it, rotted his brain more than was already rotting.

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez Před 3 lety +9

      @@dillhole1008 and the meth

    • @dillhole1008
      @dillhole1008 Před 3 lety +9

      @@dannydamnmendez And the meth...

    • @jestes7
      @jestes7 Před 3 lety +5

      As a native Arizonan, I'm surprised to find other native Arizonans

  • @nickd7572
    @nickd7572 Před 4 lety +1128

    "I bet all of her toy planes at home stiinkkk" I died lmfaoo

  • @messyjessy90210
    @messyjessy90210 Před 4 lety +692

    She looks like she’s really regretting ever meeting up w him

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 Před 4 lety +6

      her life is full of regrets

    • @emilyeulitt63
      @emilyeulitt63 Před 4 lety +20

      after he cuts after the "did u get wet" question....... she looks miserable.

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Před 4 měsíci

      When he says the satisfaction thing and she laughs at him. Yikes mate you're boring

  • @TheGr8Herd
    @TheGr8Herd Před 3 lety +50

    The look that that woman gave that dude after he asked "did I pay you?" was like "damn, I was hoping you were going to..."

  • @fabusquish.undercover
    @fabusquish.undercover Před 3 lety +87

    "did you get wet?" YO I ALMOST SPAT MY TANGO

  • @missdalektable
    @missdalektable Před 4 lety +1637

    I feel like he should be reported to the authorities, these women seem drugged and the padlock on the window is incredibly concerning...

    • @eb2564
      @eb2564 Před 4 lety +40

      Karlee he left the african country. Hes in the us now.

    • @MsKJackson831
      @MsKJackson831 Před 4 lety +178

      @@eb2564 But... but I'm in the U.S?
      Oh dear god...

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry Před 4 lety +161

      Kay Jack If you meet him in the wild, you just steer right at him.
      He won’t see you in his blindspot.

    • @TubaKody
      @TubaKody Před 4 lety +3

      @@MsKJackson831 You don't got anything to worry about

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 Před 4 lety +2

      Karlee -- that guy is in more danger than those women.

  • @wasteeditonline9606
    @wasteeditonline9606 Před 4 lety +432

    That woman being in a commited relationship with a machine is the most German thing I've ever seen.

    • @jackconnely6048
      @jackconnely6048 Před 3 lety +11

      Underrated comment

    • @doc2ret
      @doc2ret Před 3 lety +4

      danke

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 Před 3 lety

      You know sh1te about Germans, it seems.
      I am German.

    • @wasteeditonline9606
      @wasteeditonline9606 Před 3 lety +11

      @@oliveryt7168 Ah I meant no offence, I dated a German for almost two years and spent 3 months in Germany last year. Was just alluding to the love of engineering that the German people have. Frohe Weihnachten!

  • @MT-jk7qo
    @MT-jk7qo Před 3 lety +32

    Girl: I love you, Boeing.
    The spirit trapped in the plane: [confused screaming]

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 Před 3 lety +15

    i love how she zones out & shuts down every time he starts to rant about how great he is. he’s really good with women.

  • @RipzCritical
    @RipzCritical Před 4 lety +403

    The love guru looks like a child drew a face on a balloon.

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 Před 4 lety +5

      Lookin like a child's first self portrait

    • @ngastakvakis4425
      @ngastakvakis4425 Před 4 lety +1

      Let's not make fun of looks...

    • @kippenlichter5477
      @kippenlichter5477 Před 4 lety +2

      r/rareinsults

    • @RipzCritical
      @RipzCritical Před 4 lety

      @@kippenlichter5477 Reap all that karma for me.

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Před 4 měsíci

      I once said a similar thing to a ceo in court . I got a look from the judge like shut up, he kept interrupting my dad and I said you better stop acting up like those 40 dollar shoes I heard screeching down the hallways. He owns a whole massive business worth millions. They're millions in debt actually 😂they failed to pay the court so they couldn't sue us.. our landlord/ceo/attorney for the company. Had 40 dollar slip ons on, mate you're not looking real richy rich like you keep talking or acting. Like a spoiled toddler

  • @spikedude001
    @spikedude001 Před 4 lety +884

    I'm scared for those women's safety.

    • @leoleo5737
      @leoleo5737 Před 4 lety +10

      For real

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 Před 4 lety +2

      I would be worried about HIS safety. Those women are dangerous.

    • @DoctorEvil
      @DoctorEvil Před 4 lety +50

      @@tomservo5007 Did we watch the same video????

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 Před 4 lety +4

      @ Prostitutes aren't stupid.

  • @Ketchup_and_Mustard373
    @Ketchup_and_Mustard373 Před 3 lety +24

    "I bet all her model planes at home stink." Jesus Wubby 🤣

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Před 4 měsíci

      I didn't even think about her using one that way, I just woke and to take a shit too so I'm a bit DISTRACTED.

  • @scyllah4931
    @scyllah4931 Před 4 lety +27

    That first girl looked like she was totally regretting that drunken hookup

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 Před 3 lety +1

      If she did it for money, why would she care? Money doesn't stink they say..

  • @MayaTheBeeeeee
    @MayaTheBeeeeee Před 4 lety +503

    If that dude even stepped close to my aura I'd start swinging. My ovaries put themselves in a knot. Legs have been stitched together. It's over. I'm celibate for life.

  • @katwoman2668
    @katwoman2668 Před 4 lety +565

    Pretty sure he drugged her.that's why she feels "sleepy"

    • @pikpik42
      @pikpik42 Před 4 lety +63

      the correct answer is "satisfied"

    • @cheeseburger5904
      @cheeseburger5904 Před 4 lety +1

      I thought that the first time I heard that

  • @teeblackwell6301
    @teeblackwell6301 Před 3 lety +7

    When wubby said "Oh Where's he looking" I fucking completely lost it

  • @Pantailamon
    @Pantailamon Před 3 lety +11

    BRO the commitment to the sticky keyboard bit asd;lfkjas;lfkajsdfa lmao

  • @TheOriginalGamerdud
    @TheOriginalGamerdud Před 4 lety +805

    She’s zonked out of her mind. She looks so high...

    • @Blessedup69
      @Blessedup69 Před 4 lety +13

      Gamerdud she had to be to be next to that creep

    • @masacatior
      @masacatior Před 4 lety +21

      I bet he drugged her

    • @jlann8243
      @jlann8243 Před 4 lety +1

      Naw shes just bored out of her mind lol

    • @Bannanasammich
      @Bannanasammich Před 4 lety +4

      ive done ecstacy, your warm its a bit trippy and you "love" everyone as a friend. it aint no drug where youll just fuck anyone. this chick got PAID

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Před 4 měsíci

      ​@jlann8243 she's me around my moms boyfriends , they're like oh funny haha jokes and I'm like one more joke and you will not live. He tried to help me with my car by saying if I would have kept pulling into the garage I would have bent my fender on a shitty flimsy sheet metal riveted together pile of shit cabinet , the top of it holds it together and it's not attached. Also have you seen my fender it's already caved the fuck in. If I cared about it I wouldn't park it in a fire hazard 😂

  • @mugisama779
    @mugisama779 Před 4 lety +1701

    im kenyan, i know foreigners like this guy that come and pick up these college girls, promise them a bunch of stuff (mostly money), and just take advantage of them.

    • @_save.
      @_save. Před 4 lety +209

      @Karina Peters but.. if they weren't educated- how could they know such danger/deceit? Your opinion is what it is and that's fine.
      My concern is the influence of others, especially upon children. Many children are coerced or restricted from basic rights- like school. Some don't have food, water, or shelter and aren't surviving well enough to make it to school- which doesn't usually provide such necessities.
      ★ Time passes and individuals of poor circumstance are no longer seen as children by societies.
      Commonly, people of privilege prey upon those individuals, which perpetuates the desperate level of survival.
      To me, that's fucking awful.

    • @sophiashokraei2121
      @sophiashokraei2121 Před 4 lety +155

      Karina Peters or maybe they were offered something they never had (like a stable home or a reliable income) and they trusted the person because they’re really hopeful. Their lives probably suck and any chance they can get at happiness they’ll take, even if it seems sketchy. By the time they realize they’re being screwed over, it’s too late. It doesn’t mean they’re gullible or stupid, it means they thought they were getting a better life. They sure as hell don’t deserve being lied to and manipulated.

    • @sophiashokraei2121
      @sophiashokraei2121 Před 4 lety +125

      Karina Peters also fuck you

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew Před 4 lety +21

      That's disgusting.

    • @wingedbull1257
      @wingedbull1257 Před 4 lety +9

      then you should report his ass to the authorities in your country if you are Proud Kenyan and with dignity which I believe you are.

  • @andreeazavate1018
    @andreeazavate1018 Před 2 lety +2

    i love this video so much every 3-4 months i come back and rewatch it😍

  • @kingdreadj.r.256
    @kingdreadj.r.256 Před 3 lety +2

    Bro wubby u get my humor u get my sub for that keep it going

  • @demareewheeler639
    @demareewheeler639 Před 4 lety +718

    That poor woman's face is the face of a woman just trying to get the paycheck.

    • @jlhumor1565
      @jlhumor1565 Před 4 lety

      The part that's funny is I showed this to my girlfriend and she pointed out that I say a lot of the same things, just in a funny way, not in an "I fuck kids kind of way."

  • @donovancordero551
    @donovancordero551 Před 4 lety +1045

    I honestly don't believe for a second any of that sex had consent

  • @PinkPiratePickle
    @PinkPiratePickle Před 3 lety +29

    I had to skip everytime that creep talked over my love guru man

  • @m1g0t0
    @m1g0t0 Před 3 lety +4

    Dude, boundless is an inspiration to us all

  • @turtlechow18
    @turtlechow18 Před 4 lety +464

    that guy is the grossest thing i've ever seen in my life lol

    • @BrokTheLoneWolf
      @BrokTheLoneWolf Před 4 lety +26

      You’re just wet.

    • @skaared02
      @skaared02 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean you're like 48 so it is probably just your eyesight lol

    • @brandon.adcock
      @brandon.adcock Před 4 lety +1

      That's not gross. Your just satisfied

    • @Schmodin
      @Schmodin Před 4 lety +2

      satisfying is the right answer

  • @zachmanp97
    @zachmanp97 Před 4 lety +743

    The love guru is so uncomfortable. He paid me to say this

    • @PaulHofreiter
      @PaulHofreiter Před 4 lety +47

      Zach Pendergrace it’s natural to be uncomfortable in the presence of such a powerful alpha male.

    • @JM-FreeMcDrilla
      @JM-FreeMcDrilla Před 4 lety +4

      @@PaulHofreiter oh my fucking 😂😂😂

    • @Eddy-dn1jx
      @Eddy-dn1jx Před 4 lety +1

      @@PaulHofreiter *Alpha Lion

  • @norcalitrazycripx7776
    @norcalitrazycripx7776 Před 3 lety

    Wubby fasho had the best CZcams channel out💯😂

  • @hunterbuscus3000
    @hunterbuscus3000 Před 3 lety +2

    I just started watching you and the duck nailing sold me

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Před 4 měsíci

      I keep thinking it's food on my screen

  • @tentayeprimo6674
    @tentayeprimo6674 Před 4 lety +498

    That dude is almost literally killing me with the waves of pure cringe he's emanating.

  • @Neatqt
    @Neatqt Před 4 lety +1533

    So for those who dont know. Ryan Boundless got deported from Japan and has been country hopping for the last few years. Hes an absolute creep.

    • @nickswank269
      @nickswank269 Před 4 lety +74

      Neatqt how do you know he was deported? But yeah I defo get the vibes

    • @Neatqt
      @Neatqt Před 4 lety +183

      @@nickswank269 the guys kindof a meme in the Japanese expat community. If you do a little research on him or watch a few of his vids I'm pretty sure he mentions it.

    • @nickswank269
      @nickswank269 Před 4 lety +24

      Neatqt absolute legend

    • @lofttm969
      @lofttm969 Před 4 lety +55

      Redefining the word “boundless”

    • @Ira__L
      @Ira__L Před 4 lety +6

      do you actually know he was deported or just assuming/joking? Just curious.

  • @ernestocarrillo6965
    @ernestocarrillo6965 Před 3 lety

    I don’t subscribe to people who make this kind of commentary videos , I just watch them and move on without liking or subscribing even though they put in so much work in making this content. Well those days are over bc I just SUBSCRIBED to you.This guy is hilarious.

  • @nicholasrussell6547
    @nicholasrussell6547 Před 3 lety

    Dude I saw you almost crack. “Who are we to judge” 🤣 you sir have earned a subscriber

  • @ovenbird1532
    @ovenbird1532 Před 4 lety +918

    Him: How are you feeling
    Her: Im sleepy
    wat.

    • @blatio8131
      @blatio8131 Před 4 lety +129

      It's the drugs lol.

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 Před 4 lety +61

      gotta take something if you sleep with that guy

    • @TeddyGNOP
      @TeddyGNOP Před 4 lety +40

      he was like "do you want to sleep with me" and she was like "fuck yeah i'm exhausted."

    • @ovenbird1532
      @ovenbird1532 Před 4 lety

      @@blatio8131 endless yikes

    • @PaperPlateClorox
      @PaperPlateClorox Před 4 lety

      W R O N G A N S W E R

  • @Ianova
    @Ianova Před 4 lety +397

    Imagine the pilot coming back and being like "hmmm is this throttle kinda sticky to you?"

  • @ryankovacs7938
    @ryankovacs7938 Před 4 lety

    Honestly one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while 😂😂

  • @toxictredder4443
    @toxictredder4443 Před 3 lety

    I just found this channel and I haven’t slept in 49 hours due to constant binging

  • @Spartan_5271
    @Spartan_5271 Před 4 lety +319

    The plane isn't in love with her, it lets everyone ride it

    • @QueenOfPigs
      @QueenOfPigs Před 4 lety +8

      Andrew Ludwick this is such an underrated comment.

    • @indysilver_02
      @indysilver_02 Před 4 lety +8

      That shits been around the world

    • @eternalcosmo
      @eternalcosmo Před 4 lety +1

      Dingle Berry underrated too😭😭

  • @ironmaiden197
    @ironmaiden197 Před 4 lety +248

    "I recognise this person" *shows picture of David Mitchell*
    I'm dying.

    • @csanson
      @csanson Před 4 lety +3

      VideoJones was absolutely unprepared but so glad it happened

    • @itshammertime5036
      @itshammertime5036 Před 4 lety +3

      Whenever americans talk about british comedians it's like a crossover special...

  • @brucea1610
    @brucea1610 Před 3 lety +1

    Holy fuck dude your humor is right up my alley why is this the first time im ever seeing you

  • @opslocked8597
    @opslocked8597 Před 3 lety

    You know I don't know why I rewatch this... I always think that I didn't watch this but then remembered the pain.

  • @teipeu9033
    @teipeu9033 Před 4 lety +156

    His palms are sweaty,
    Knees weak, keyboard sticky
    There’s chilli on his shorts already,
    Mom’s con carne, he’s
    S A T I S F I E D

  • @Halocene
    @Halocene Před 4 lety +2926

    the fact that honey supports hilarious content like this and actually has a sense of humor, is the reason i will be using honey

    • @gravekeepersven82
      @gravekeepersven82 Před 4 lety

      Amazing

    • @bta7658
      @bta7658 Před 4 lety +9

      They're is literally not one known reason not too so so

    • @skeliman9864
      @skeliman9864 Před 4 lety +56

      Honey is literally fucking useless, it does nothing except collect your personal data and sell it to advertisers

    • @nathanc9866
      @nathanc9866 Před 4 lety +3

      Didn’t expect to find Halocene here

    • @OriginalnaPL
      @OriginalnaPL Před 4 lety +8

      @@skeliman9864 everything "free" collects and sells your data. So why are you on youtube they probably do the same shit.

  • @krum7204
    @krum7204 Před 3 lety +1

    Bro I remember when this dude was at like 20k now this mans hit mil congrats hamie

    • @krum7204
      @krum7204 Před 3 lety

      @Dr Burleson bruh

    • @krum7204
      @krum7204 Před 3 lety

      @Dr Burleson it do be like that lol

  • @THEMADSOUTHAFRICAN
    @THEMADSOUTHAFRICAN Před 4 lety +9

    “I bet you all her toy planes at home stink” Lmao that was the moment I new my subbing to this channel was worth it...👐🏻🤣

  • @rascal342
    @rascal342 Před 4 lety +247

    Those women are not getting paid nearly enough to deal with this Chad.

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine Před 4 lety +5

      Amanda McDonald That dude was taking his sweet time too. If I was in her shoes I wouldn’t even wait for payment, I’d be like “this shit too weird, I’m fucking out of here.”

    • @StarbyStarstar
      @StarbyStarstar Před 4 lety +5

      you misspelled Chode

    • @rascal342
      @rascal342 Před 4 lety +2

      Sass Perilla That too

  • @gooseguse
    @gooseguse Před 4 lety +200

    "--What else do you wanna know, Sweetie?"
    "--wHeN cAn i gO hOme??" 😂😂😂

  • @SargeScum
    @SargeScum Před 3 lety

    Sounds like the dude was talking about his experience. The passion omg

  • @tommygarson8592
    @tommygarson8592 Před 4 lety +4

    SHE IS ABOUT TO CRY. SHE IS HOLDING BACK TEARS.

  • @sarabush18
    @sarabush18 Před 4 lety +392

    “this room is a little plain”
    *nails duck to wall*

    • @loveria6281
      @loveria6281 Před 4 lety

      Andromeda The Betta Fish I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT-

    • @bruh-vs2pm
      @bruh-vs2pm Před 4 lety +1

      I hope he's got his grapes

    • @xtexaschainsawx
      @xtexaschainsawx Před 4 lety

      LMFAO

    • @t1nyturtI3
      @t1nyturtI3 Před 4 lety

      Andromeda The Betta Fish This is why Wubby is amazing

  • @yudeshbadal5199
    @yudeshbadal5199 Před 4 lety +367

    If this guys an alpha lion, then I’m a Greek Adonis.

  • @Mrdrdxse
    @Mrdrdxse Před 3 lety +15

    This dood looks like Sid from Ice Age. Deadass
    Edit: I should have read the comments before saying that.

  • @SteinerTheShriner
    @SteinerTheShriner Před 3 lety

    Just got done liking every video you have, man. Good shit!

  • @AustrianASMR
    @AustrianASMR Před 4 lety +1358

    It took me so long to realise that she is talking in german, and I speak german tf

    • @ilikecheese294
      @ilikecheese294 Před 4 lety +83

      I'm German, and it took me really long to realize that she was talking German aswell.

    • @yes5437
      @yes5437 Před 4 lety +24

      It “TOOL” me a minute to realize that you spelled TOOK wrong .

    • @ilikecheese294
      @ilikecheese294 Před 4 lety +114

      @@yes5437 wow dude, no need to get so aggressive over a typing mistake.

    • @depressedteadepressoespres186
      @depressedteadepressoespres186 Před 3 lety +19

      I like Cheese I don’t think caper is doing it to be aggressive, I think caper just capitalized the word to make it apparent of what caper’s saying

    • @Sychonut
      @Sychonut Před 3 lety +40

      Grotesque sexual fetishes is a better predictor of someone's German heritage than their language.

  • @bta7658
    @bta7658 Před 4 lety +386

    She looks like she is trying so hard to remind herself of the thing he is blackmailing her with

    • @barbatvs8959
      @barbatvs8959 Před 4 lety +3

      You're such a racist for associating "black" with leveraging mail. Oh, crap. I associated old people with it. Never mind. Carry on, and I don't command you to take a burden on you if you are black.

    • @bta7658
      @bta7658 Před 4 lety +43

      @@barbatvs8959 I don't understand. Is it that you genuinely don't know what blackmailing is or were you trying to make a joke? And either way- where do the old people come from?

    • @bta7658
      @bta7658 Před 4 lety +2

      @@barbatvs8959 also why should I be black

    • @bta7658
      @bta7658 Před 4 lety +7

      @@barbatvs8959 also does your last sentence mean that if I was white burdening me would be ok but you don't want to in case I am black... Ain't that -... Rastist?

    • @ari_40ari_40
      @ari_40ari_40 Před 4 lety +5

      @@bta7658 old people dont exist you diabetic fruit potato

  • @mm.dra69
    @mm.dra69 Před 3 lety +1

    God damn, I loved Ryan Boundless' endless depressing rants when he was in Japan ... I miss that content so much.

  • @imnotfeelingwell7677
    @imnotfeelingwell7677 Před 3 lety +11

    10:01 The look of “I wanna fucking die”

  • @RipzCritical
    @RipzCritical Před 4 lety +196

    "What's it like in the mind of a woman when she comes across an *alpha lion* like me?"
    That girl is obviously cringing and just wants her cheque.

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan Před 4 lety

      do they take checks?

    • @BoredOfRandomness
      @BoredOfRandomness Před 4 lety +8

      @@_Brohan you just slide your credit card through her butt cheeks once, the rest is automatic

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan Před 4 lety +1

      @@BoredOfRandomness *swipes once* please insert chip

    • @lindsay4647
      @lindsay4647 Před 4 lety

      @@_Brohan dayum gotta feed her too?

  • @bobbysmith8036
    @bobbysmith8036 Před 3 lety

    You Pokémon and say and do the things I don’t. Your literally my favorite new found fav

  • @owencarlson6359
    @owencarlson6359 Před 3 lety

    so glad my friend recommended me this channel, at least twice/video I hardcore belly laugh cuz of wubz

  • @jalel_z2867
    @jalel_z2867 Před 4 lety +264

    He looks like Sid from Ice Age except his eyes are normally spaced

  • @AlienWithABox
    @AlienWithABox Před 4 lety +529

    That man concerns me. Those women are obviously prostituting themselves due to poverty and possibly are drugged. Poor things.
    I've heard that he's recently moved back to the USA and honestly, women should keep an eye out for him.

    • @GreyBush_Gaming82
      @GreyBush_Gaming82 Před 4 lety +3

      Why they did such a number on his ego he had to leave the damn country lol I think the women got this bruh 😂

    • @rustyspatula7641
      @rustyspatula7641 Před 3 lety +6

      The lady seemed really out of it and drugged i agree that ppl should be wary of him.

    • @jodyoverdoser
      @jodyoverdoser Před 3 lety +5

      Women? How about children? That's what he seems to be after. He did just get deported from Japan.

  • @boredbmxer8827
    @boredbmxer8827 Před 11 měsíci

    Good video wubby, can't wait to see what you've done since now

  • @FrackingTurtle
    @FrackingTurtle Před 3 lety

    I’ve already watched this but I’m spending my last bit of battery on my lunch break to bless myself again

  • @Max.Drl2t
    @Max.Drl2t Před 4 lety +215

    10:08 she's probably thinking "omg I didn't ask enough cash... I wanna die"

    • @emlyndewar
      @emlyndewar Před 4 lety +24

      It really is the face of regret. I feel bad watching this on CZcams in safety, I can’t imagine the alarm bells going off in her head. 😂
      The only positive thing is that she looks like she could take him in a fight, so she’s likely not chopped up in his fridge.

  • @huntermawn8344
    @huntermawn8344 Před 4 lety +708

    Imagine the first lady getting in a plane crash

  • @XCamaroX93
    @XCamaroX93 Před 4 lety

    I stumbled across this CZcamsr and damn you are hilarious 🤣 subscribed!

  • @amok.4874
    @amok.4874 Před 3 lety

    PaymoneyWubby, thanks for all the laughs man. you're a hero lol

  • @babyguapo7573
    @babyguapo7573 Před 4 lety +512

    so were not gonna talk about this man wearing his shorts like a thong

  • @breadpilled2587
    @breadpilled2587 Před 4 lety +1197

    Sex workers arent respected enough omg
    they got a difficult job

    • @MBEG89
      @MBEG89 Před 4 lety +94

      Holy shit facts, look at the clowns they gotta deal with.

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 Před 4 lety +28

      If this is what they have to deal with then prostitution needs to be illegal or require hazard pay.

    • @rainawareness1495
      @rainawareness1495 Před 4 lety +20

      Yeah getting into McDonald's is too hard.

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rainawareness1495 with the square ass she has i expect it is.
      I ought to cut the guy a check for the entertainment value.

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 Před 4 lety +27

      @@rainawareness1495 who the fuck can live on minimum wage anymore? sex work pays better.

  • @jking0.o121
    @jking0.o121 Před 3 lety +8

    I literally laughed thru this whole video. And I haven't laughed *in 46 years.

  • @brokentek8594
    @brokentek8594 Před 3 lety

    bruh funniest dude this dude omg lol love u wubby

  • @112Nelo
    @112Nelo Před 4 lety +244

    I want to believe that he's playing a character. Otherwise reality is too uncomfortable to live in.

    • @Mopsie
      @Mopsie Před 4 lety

      112Nelo oh you think this is uncomfortable? Take a look at the bio industry. How your piece of meat gets made. The sad tortured animals, it’s horrific. All for your tastebuds.

    • @tywer1297
      @tywer1297 Před 4 lety +23

      Mopsie nerd

    • @jessicab.3758
      @jessicab.3758 Před 4 lety +30

      Mopsie yeah that’s bad and all... but like look at this dude tho...

    • @lilmisfortune423
      @lilmisfortune423 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Mopsie yeah thats bad an all but have you ever lost a game in fortnite

    • @killzone1401
      @killzone1401 Před 4 lety +2

      Mopsie bitch shut your vegan ass up, we are animals aswell, so why can’t we kill/eat animals but other animals can.

  • @Scorpiho
    @Scorpiho Před 4 lety +133

    “I bet all her toy planes at home STINKKKK”
    You sir, have a new subscriber 😂😂

  • @blakefain4489
    @blakefain4489 Před 3 lety

    Like Wubby pulling the trigger on the 1on1, I pulled the trigger on subbing to wubby after this video 😂😂

  • @2m8o15
    @2m8o15 Před 3 lety +11

    “Did i pay you to have the best love making you’ve had in the world😏😉”
    No but I don’t that Tylenol you gave me was actually Tylenol

  • @angellcaines6860
    @angellcaines6860 Před 4 lety +305

    wubby: *screams*
    me: the king has arrived

  • @AM-vb7vp
    @AM-vb7vp Před 4 lety +366

    We need the ultimate crossover
    "Did I make you wet?"
    "That's trueeee."
    "I'm not surprised."

  • @SAMZIRRA
    @SAMZIRRA Před 3 lety

    I fucking love you dude. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. THANKS!!!

  • @CowSaver-yc3nj
    @CowSaver-yc3nj Před 3 lety

    This guy just knows me so well everything he says is true!

  • @JayEsAye
    @JayEsAye Před 4 lety +419

    Imagine if this dude killed all these women and no one even knew

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy Před 4 lety +104

      He definitely gives off that serial killer vibe.

    • @lydiamwa1513
      @lydiamwa1513 Před 4 lety +41

      at least it was the best lovemaking ever

    • @Lucsamuels
      @Lucsamuels Před 4 lety +1

      Well, then it should be a freaking novel.

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan Před 4 lety +3

      wubby about to turn him out

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 Před 4 lety

      I don't have to imagine... Because he is killing them