I now picture him with endless bags of toys under the table, each with their own theme, and after each group of toys he pulls out another bag and talks about the toys inside, regardless of whether there is a camera man there or not. And before he pulls out the new bag he puts the toys back in the bag, says "see you later old friends!", and tosses it in the air where it vanishes in a small puff of smoke and the toys return to his home collection. He will not return to his home collection for thousands of years, however, as there are trillions of bags, only when Tim looks underneath the table and sees that it is empty will he say "Oh dear, it appears they're all gone." he will then stand up from his chair, walk out of the room, and take a cab home.
@@humidharold7923 Fanciful though it is, if the Wikipedia article is to be believed, you're pretty close to the truth. He has hundreds, maybe thousands, of suitcases and trunks full of toys all labeled by year and contents, and he started making these videos because he considered the toys "dead" if he didn't take the chance to show them to others and make them smile.
2:56 "Quite a vibrator too, that's probably a good way of getting rid of some painful.. points on your... on your.. on your arm." I'm sure Tim, I'm sure.
Pirate golf balls are really just made for distance hitting. Usually a solid core and advanced dimple design with a smaller diameter than regulation balls. Characterized by slightly better driving distance but less feel on the putting greens. I hit a few several years ago and felt like I was teeing up steel ball bearings. They are also illegal to use in competition for the obvious reasons.
Tim is too pure. He thinks the smoking golf ball should be used to tell how your form is and what you can improve, when I think everyone else would think to claim you hit the ball so hard it's smoking.
I was scrolling through the comments pretty fast and I stopped to read a comment above yours and saw your thumbnail out of the corner of my eye and thought I had an actual real fly on my screen until I realized it was your thumbnail. Nice man.
Tom New He's trying to keep his videos family friendly and I wouldn't be surprised if after this video, that he had himself a good chuckle at that innuendo joke
I went camping with a friend when we were young and our site was next to a golf course. We snuck over the fence and distributed a whole bag of marshmallows around the green and the surrounding fairway. We watched for hours as guys walked around FUMING with rage because they couldn't find their ball !
In a previous video, the one about vases, he had a vase that every minute or so he could pour water out of, the magic being the water came from the Nile mysteriously into the vase.
if you guys plan to do this again, you should get some spares of those golf balls (because a bunch of them are still totally in joke shops) that turn to smoke and powder and get some good footage of whacking them! Time could even have a guest golfer on to do it for him if he chooses lol
Quite a swell gentleman, honestly I put the video on just to see the collection. However after about 3 minutes of hearing him I just kept the video running just to hear him speak, very well mannered and fun chap. Instant subscribe
Thank you for just existing Tim. I was having a really hard day since today was my first day back to school, and you always make my day better. Thank you Tim, thank you everyone at Grand illusions, and thank you all of Tim's crazy, eccentric bizarre collections and toy collections.
Tim, what a breath of fresh air you are , i`ve sat and watched all manner of things on here , mostly garbage with people being mean to each other , there should be more people like Tim on here , dont be mean , be like Tim.
That Anti-Slice Golf Tee Would actually work!!! Beautiful idea especially if your golf partners do not realize that you are using it. You’d hit the ball straight down the fairway every time.
If a ball has more mass, it'll also have more inertia, meaning it won't be as affected by air resistance. That's the simplest explanation I can think of. Another explanation is that un-even mass distribution makes the ball rotate when it flies through the air after being hit, similar to how a bullet (from a rifled gun barrel) or a rugby ball rotates, but more of an over/under rotation than a clockwise/anticlockwise one.
if a ball was spinning off center that would create more "disc area", more resistance. like a propeller spinning slower than a craft's airspeed will create more drag than a not spinning propeller, or like how an autogyro creates lift with a spinning blade
I think the pirate golf ball is designed to hit straight. they have some out there that use both weight a higher density of dimples in the middle ring to straighten its rotation and stabilize straight in the air. Never used one but both my interest and game want to try it out
I would love to get some of these for my golfing friends. Anyone ever play a practical joke on a serious hard core golfer? Not a pretty sight. Funny but you had better have your running shoes on. And they say golf is such a relaxing sport. LOL!
i would have laughed at myself if i heard i was watching an old guy show off his golf ball collection but here i am at the end of the video prepared to watch more
what a refreshing, humorous & entertaining clip! I wasn't searching for novelty golf balls but what a cheerful change from immature remarks & insulting content normally found on youtube these days, Thank you so much! I've subscribed in hopes of watching more positive material rather than demeaning & belittling videos. :)
The Pirate Golf ball is a non conforming ball. I believe they travel 20-25 yards longer off the tee. I think they are too heavy and too small to meet golf balls standards. I could be completely wrong but I just looked into it for a little bit I hope this helps!
You sir are a commenter on Humanity! No student of Human perception including psychologist's or sociologists or other sad students of Human behaviour can compete with your obvious and so timely commentary on what is delightful to the Human mind!
Yes, quite a vibration too. That's probably a good way of... ... of getting rid of some painful... *sigh* ... points in your... on your arm... if you... overstretch yourself. So, a vibrating golf ball. That's a nice idea, that.
Tim is everyone's favorite online grandfather.
I said something like to that in one of his earliar vids.
+Dan Whitmore didnt realize it was a competition >;00!!!!
With vibrators and squirters. Just like my PopPop.
i don't think you're even trying m8.
hickok45
Tim can make me interested in literally anything.
he needs to make a video on bring straight so maybe you'll stop being so gay
+zsolt tildy being
zsolt tildy Haha, that took an unexpected turn.
+Michael Dixon not really smooth, I made a similar joke to it, unlucky :(
+Blaziken584 lol just jokes :)
I like to imagine he's just sitting in that room talking about his toys 24/7 and the camera guy pops in from time to time to film it.
he is
Made me laugh out loud :D
I now picture him with endless bags of toys under the table, each with their own theme, and after each group of toys he pulls out another bag and talks about the toys inside, regardless of whether there is a camera man there or not. And before he pulls out the new bag he puts the toys back in the bag, says "see you later old friends!", and tosses it in the air where it vanishes in a small puff of smoke and the toys return to his home collection. He will not return to his home collection for thousands of years, however, as there are trillions of bags, only when Tim looks underneath the table and sees that it is empty will he say "Oh dear, it appears they're all gone." he will then stand up from his chair, walk out of the room, and take a cab home.
@@humidharold7923 Fanciful though it is, if the Wikipedia article is to be believed, you're pretty close to the truth. He has hundreds, maybe thousands, of suitcases and trunks full of toys all labeled by year and contents, and he started making these videos because he considered the toys "dead" if he didn't take the chance to show them to others and make them smile.
@@Zangamarthand I'm so glad I found him when I did, b/c I LOVE how wholesome he is
2:56 "Quite a vibrator too, that's probably a good way of getting rid of some painful.. points on your... on your.. on your arm."
I'm sure Tim, I'm sure.
Really sure
Ah u must be a child clap clap
hes to wholesome to do that
Okay I get it, youre a child.
DogeNetwork it’s a toy channel xD
I like that you kept the hat on for the entire video while you were telling us about your balls.
His balls are lovely.
A fantastic comment! Truly meritorious!
Well, he *is* eccentric. :)
+AussieArcade i AGREE,
Jay Dubs
May the (almost definitely) rejected title of 'Tim plays with his balls' rest in peace.
"Nice balls tim!"
Samantha’s World I love you
Or ‘Tim shoes his balls’
"This one's actually quite a nice vibrator, if you've got some pain points on your, uh, your arm!"
How does this guy not have 10 million subs? Or his own TV show. I could watch this all day
Agreed
Maybe in the 90s he would have, right before or after Mr. Bean.
Or maybe after Bob Ross and his "happy trees."
He was on TV before. I can't remember the name of the show.
lol or happy clouds :)
htf5555 teletubbies
i like the part where tim wears the hat the whole time
yeah no that one part thats the whole video
+Cole D
The joke
Your head
smith jon when is that
9:11
Water from the nile
Pirate golf balls are really just made for distance hitting. Usually a solid core and advanced dimple design with a smaller diameter than regulation balls. Characterized by slightly better driving distance but less feel on the putting greens. I hit a few several years ago and felt like I was teeing up steel ball bearings. They are also illegal to use in competition for the obvious reasons.
you gotta love and admire tim for collecting half a century. Tim's got it all!
Tim is too pure. He thinks the smoking golf ball should be used to tell how your form is and what you can improve, when I think everyone else would think to claim you hit the ball so hard it's smoking.
I know right? Tim is a treasure!!!
I think they're also for gender reveals since he said red and blue smoke
@@stargirl.crochet 🙄
@@stargirl.crochet yes. My thought too!
Now a day people just set fire to the forest instead... 😓
I just get stoned and watch playlists of Tim. It's pretty zen man.
*nod*
I want him to review fun bongs and pipes lol
I was scrolling through the comments pretty fast and I stopped to read a comment above yours and saw your thumbnail out of the corner of my eye and thought I had an actual real fly on my screen until I realized it was your thumbnail. Nice man.
not pretty, very
i remember my first joint
Pirate golf balls are too small and too heavy to be legal. They, on average, travel 20-25 yards farther than standard golf balls.
I googled it. I'm not actually knowledgeable about golf so don't question me. I won't be able to answer.
Tom Nicholls get this up!!
Tom Nicholls +
david bryan 7:37
I think they actually have slightly triangular dimples that provide less wind resistance from every source I could find
2:27
“There’s quite a few nonsense things out there, WHICH I LOVE”.
Yessssss`
lol, quite a vibrator... not even a hint of innuendo from Tim.
Especially when he says "over-exert yourself" and it sounds like "over-sex yourself"!
Dude... even without the misheard comment "over-exert yourself" is still realllyyy woww.
over stretch?
Kameron Peterson Listening to it again after I typed that, I'm not quite sure what he said TBH....
Tom New He's trying to keep his videos family friendly and I wouldn't be surprised if after this video, that he had himself a good chuckle at that innuendo joke
I went camping with a friend when we were young and our site was next to a golf course. We snuck over the fence and distributed a whole bag of marshmallows around the green and the surrounding fairway. We watched for hours as guys walked around FUMING with rage because they couldn't find their ball !
I got to try this
I need to know the story of this man’s life.
I don't know what Tim said at 7:30 but it was my favorite part.
4 years later, you arent the only one!
@@NIICKHimself “fluthreo”
Will it float in water from the Nile?
It never ends does it?
It keeps streaming on like: water from the Nile !
In a previous video, the one about vases, he had a vase that every minute or so he could pour water out of, the magic being the water came from the Nile mysteriously into the vase.
Hahah ..classic
Jeez, Tim sure has the balls to HD reshoot all those vids.
Too corny.
Three Nathan.
+fat SIMPSONS WAVE
This old man is awesome. He calms my anxiety 🙏🏻
Tim is the greatest man to ever live. He makes me want to own a toy shop when I am an old man. Thanks Tim.
I love the reshoots, Its kinda like seeing Tim go - I'd rather like to play with those toys again.
if you guys plan to do this again, you should get some spares of those golf balls (because a bunch of them are still totally in joke shops) that turn to smoke and powder and get some good footage of whacking them! Time could even have a guest golfer on to do it for him if he chooses lol
@@Zombiellectuals you're beautiful
Quite a swell gentleman, honestly I put the video on just to see the collection. However after about 3 minutes of hearing him I just kept the video running just to hear him speak, very well mannered and fun chap. Instant subscribe
I just spent 13 min watching some guy with his balls...I enjoyed this more then I was expecting! Tim, you have a new subscriber!
"his balls"
Welcome aboard! Try not to lose too much sleep.
I'm glad you can experience these great events...heh!
welcome to the channel! enjoy the "heh"s
What about the 48 seconds?
I could listen to him all day. His voice to me, is on the same level as David Attenborough's.
4:09 CZcams poopers are going to love this...
4:00*
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They're editing as we speak...
+Hunter 23
(ง︡’-‘︠)ง
I'm pooping and watchin..lol
Blink twice if you are in trouble Tim
#savetimfromgrandillusions
tims in trouble?! fuck harambe #DicksOut4Tim
Say 'heh' if your in trouble Tim, we can call the SEALs
You're*
Anonymous . Nuhp he said you are, doesn't need to say you're and he didn't say your THEREFORE naughty grammar nazi, shoo. Shoo!
Thank you for just existing Tim. I was having a really hard day since today was my first day back to school, and you always make my day better. Thank you Tim, thank you everyone at Grand illusions, and thank you all of Tim's crazy, eccentric bizarre collections and toy collections.
4:00 Hahahaha. I love how he always plays up the the surprise.
Seriously tho I cant stop watching your videos. I never knew my grandfathers but I know you're way better than either of them could've possibly been.
I can literally watch this channel all day it’s entertaining to the people that want to learn but boring to people that don’t really enjoy learning
7:33 secret hand revealed
Tim, what a breath of fresh air you are , i`ve sat and watched all manner of things on here , mostly garbage with people being mean to each other , there should be more people like Tim on here , dont be mean , be like Tim.
AMEN 2 THAT!
He kept the hat on. HE KEPT THE HAT ON!!
don't worry tim you've already won a gold medal from our hearts.
4:00, You know where that water came from right?
+JBantha Algrank The Nile....
+Bilal Patel Water from the Nile...
water from the nile
Nile water.
From the nile? Yeah I think it's nile water.
before: oh boy boring old man showing off his toys
after: more, more now.
That Anti-Slice Golf Tee Would actually work!!! Beautiful idea especially if your golf partners do not realize that you are using it. You’d hit the ball straight down the fairway every time.
Olympics or no, Tim, you're still a Champion!
Tim's videos remind me of the sweet and short mini shows that previewed in between longer kids shows on tv back in the 2000's.
How!
If a ball has more mass, it'll also have more inertia, meaning it won't be as affected by air resistance. That's the simplest explanation I can think of.
Another explanation is that un-even mass distribution makes the ball rotate when it flies through the air after being hit, similar to how a bullet (from a rifled gun barrel) or a rugby ball rotates, but more of an over/under rotation than a clockwise/anticlockwise one.
if a ball was spinning off center that would create more "disc area", more resistance. like a propeller spinning slower than a craft's airspeed will create more drag than a not spinning propeller, or like how an autogyro creates lift with a spinning blade
Science!
He's the Bob Ross of golf balls... I wasn't that interested but literally couldn't stop watching :D
We love watching you share your collection! Thank you so much!
I don't really watch the Olympics, but if Tim was in them, I would.
I became disinterested in the golf balls after the first few, but his voice is just so amazing. I couldn’t skip it!
Tim is an absolute delight.
I think the pirate golf ball is designed to hit straight. they have some out there that use both weight a higher density of dimples in the middle ring to straighten its rotation and stabilize straight in the air. Never used one but both my interest and game want to try it out
Such a legend ! Makes me proud to be British this man does!
I love the golf cross balls...I bought a dozen last year.
Every video "been collecting these for 40 years" bro, you collect everything
this gentleman is just wonderful! I enjoy him immensely!!
Why is this guy so damn likable!?
I have been watching your videos all day...lol
This dude is a youtube legend he'll stay with us on this earth forever
I would love to get some of these for my golfing friends. Anyone ever play a practical joke on a serious hard core golfer? Not a pretty sight. Funny but you had better have your running shoes on. And they say golf is such a relaxing sport. LOL!
i would have laughed at myself if i heard i was watching an old guy show off his golf ball collection but here i am at the end of the video prepared to watch more
this guys accent and mannerisms are entertaining, a real hoot
2:58 yea that's exactly what that term is used for. Sorry for the dirty comment, had to.. Love your videos Sir !
Some of these look like gadgets a golf-themed supervillian would use.
what a refreshing, humorous & entertaining clip! I wasn't searching for novelty golf balls but what a cheerful change from immature remarks & insulting content normally found on youtube these days, Thank you so much! I've subscribed in hopes of watching more positive material rather than demeaning & belittling videos. :)
Very splendid video!
Who doesn't like this guy? He's awesome!
watching tim's videos make me so happy
I appreciate the video being longer than a few minutes.
Lots of cool things you got today, Tim :D
"Here Buddy, try this Anti-static golf ball Rag, works great!"
Why is your voice so peaceful you make all of your videos interesting
Love yoir videos Tim. Keep it up 👍👍👍
The Pirate Golf ball is a non conforming ball. I believe they travel 20-25 yards longer off the tee. I think they are too heavy and too small to meet golf balls standards. I could be completely wrong but I just looked into it for a little bit I hope this helps!
the Internet doesnt deserve this man
I like how he has collection of everything.
Tim your videos are Amazing. Keep up the good work
Tim between your wonderful voice and fantastic attitude I had to subscribe. Well Done.
2:45 Just imagine that screaming ball flying over the fairway... :D
I’m glad it’s not just me that collects golf balls!
Thumbnail makes me think of "Tin Cup" good stuff Tim
I'd love to visit this man's house!
thank you tim for all of these videos, i'll turn on my speaker, and as an insomniac, it helps me fall asleep
You sir are a commenter on Humanity! No student of Human perception including psychologist's or sociologists or other sad students of Human behaviour can compete with your obvious and so timely commentary on what is delightful to the Human mind!
Yes, quite a vibration too. That's probably a good way of... ... of getting rid of some painful... *sigh* ... points in your... on your arm... if you... overstretch yourself. So, a vibrating golf ball. That's a nice idea, that.
Tim always ballin
I wonder what his house looks like.
"A little goof squirter that squirts you in the face" Oh Tim 😂
I love Tim's definition of sensible!
"I'm afraid it's a golf squirter."
Great videos
ty 4 yer random stuff. If weren't for this, I would think my life was rather random as well. Good onya
This mans wore the Head Freezer the whole dang episode. Legendary.
7:34.....Tim...your mind may have wandered. Cheers buddy!
The exploding balls are hilarious.
I was binge watching Tim and Eric, and this came up, took me around 7 minutes to realize this wasn't a Tim and Eric sketch.
no, it’s actually funny
"I dont play golf but i enjoy golf nonsenses"
Brilliant! Thank you for sharing.
Love this channel💝
Looked away then looked back like " Is that a bag of weed?"😂😂😂
you're my favourite youtuber good sir
Tim makes me happy. :)
Tim and his vibrating golf ball. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
You stole my exact comment...
+Cameron Pearce cool
The squashed fairy was so funny.