I had an employee one time take out the trash at the Walgreens where I was a manager. Gal got stuck in the leg by a needle that came out the trash bag. Long story short, it can take up to three years for HIV to show up in tests. Just think of all those people she might sleep with in those three years....
@@joad8537 uh sorry to break this to you but a large part of humanity chooses to be sexually active with multiple partners. It doesn’t mean they “have something”. What they “have” is a happy fulfilling healthy sex life. Be safe and clean about it and everyone wins. except for people like you, of course.
@@darlenebaca9380 only American women and wealthy men have the option to be sexually active with multiple partners. The rest of humanity chooses family.
@@Heyimpops- Probably a lot of the same stuff as you. 🙂 I was just calling out how we react to misery/bad news. Comedians recognize that they can say "I might have AIDs" and we'll laugh hysterically.
@@nothingspecial295 I meant just kim k...I thi k she's a pretty woman but not my type...lots of hype around the Kardashians and Jenner as the most beautiful women on the planet and they all look the same. I don't get the hype
It’s all a cult, he’s in the cult. That’s why so many talentless and degenerative people are celebrities. Would 100% not be surprised if he dies one day randomly. People still won’t realize it’s a sacrifice.
@@goomba8170 honestly it's Pete Davidson I could see him doing it just because you know what the hell... but definitely not to come up in the business🤣😂🤣
I honestly don’t understand why people keep joking on the fact that Pete is not attractive. I think he’s so attractive, I don’t know it’s something about him.And it’s not because he dated a Kardashian or Ariana Grande I thought he was cute before that
yeah, he’s dated 3 famous people in the past 2 years and 2 of them this year I believe, plus other shit thrown around. He’s famous. It’s been weird, and that’s a funny fact.
The dude tatooed another mans childrens names on his body, and then she broke up with him. That is the single strangest thing in this whole mess. WTF Pete?
You really gonna judge Pete? 😂 He's not advocating a "together" lifestyle or anything, he purposefully puts himself in these situations so he has something to talk about 😂
@@CrashTestSkater He tattooed another man's children's names on his body. That is just weird. It's weird to tattoo anyone's name after that short time, let alone someone else's children. And obviously it was the wrong choice since they are not longer together. Where I'm from that's not ok and you would get checked. And I'm from a suburn to Stockholm, Sweden.
Plus she’s 41 and practically incapable of having more children and he swooped in for a fling. Oddly, there is something far more honourable about treating women like baby makers and raisers than treating them like they’re empowered promiscuous sexual objects.
I think you’re the GENIUS, Pete!!! Thank you for spreading your light. It took me 42 years to figure out the darkness doesn’t like the light. It was NEVER about you!!! Keep shining!!! ⭐️✨💫
@@fabianboykin6638 its objectively true for most people that he isnt funny, randomly assuming a persons pay highlights your inavility to think rationally/critically and is completely irrelevant to objective fact. Comedy is subjective and objectively most people do not laugh at this.
Your a bigger man than me. I just don’t get his humor-that is if you can call it that. If he went on the road before SNL he would likely starve to death from sho s getting cancelled. People literally walking out during his sets. Etc etc etc Don’t mind me I’m feeling Salty today 😂
I can honestly say. Nothing I've ever seen him in where he's playing a funny role has made me laugh. I laughed when I first saw him. Cus he looks like a surviving make a wish foundation kid. Other than that nothing.
I don't think Pete is throwing shade at Kanye necessarily. Like he could've referenced anything about Kanye to make him look bad and chose to reference one of the most influential albums of all-time. I think its more just about how wild it is that Kanye is a part of his life. Everybody loves to have stories about Ye.
Ehh he was being facetious. Saying, "the guy who made College Dropout..." Sounds like he's praising him at first but he's really saying "he's an idiot because he couldn't finish college". Lol idk, he made it sound vague on purpose.
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He .lost 120 lbs of unnecessary weight this year....drop the Kim Rock!!
@Adidas #Adidas SIGN HIM!
Pete will 100% shill for Israel.
It is in his genetics to do so.
College drop joke from someone who is wanted to date Kim k
I had an employee one time take out the trash at the Walgreens where I was a manager. Gal got stuck in the leg by a needle that came out the trash bag.
Long story short, it can take up to three years for HIV to show up in tests.
Just think of all those people she might sleep with in those three years....
If someone I shared sexual partners with tells me I have aids, I would get that checked too.
YUP
Fr jokes aside The amount of shared dna between all of them is disgusting and concerning to one’s health. You know she definitely has something…
@@joad8537 uh sorry to break this to you but a large part of humanity chooses to be sexually active with multiple partners. It doesn’t mean they “have something”. What they “have” is a happy fulfilling healthy sex life. Be safe and clean about it and everyone wins. except for people like you, of course.
@@darlenebaca9380 enjoy chasing that high, then you females wonder why men objectify you as sexual objects.
@@darlenebaca9380 only American women and wealthy men have the option to be sexually active with multiple partners. The rest of humanity chooses family.
Ok but if my ex's ex told me I had AIDS I'd think twice too 😳
Had to read it twice before that sunk in but damn.....👀👀👀🤯🤯🤯
@@darrielwilliams2628 I'd genuinely take that as him telling me he had AIDS
I totally agree but damn....😂🤣😂could've warned bro before hand now he's an accessory lol
If u were responsible and only had protected sex then i don't think u would be worried that much
@@j-hound3731
Protected sex..?
“Life is what happens when we’re busy making other plans” 😛😉
He’s being dead serious when he says he went to the doc to get check because Kanye said so 😂😂
Cuz Kanye might give Kim AIDS 😂
They did share the same woman.
@@joad8537 I listened cuz he's a genius! e 🤡
Doesn't surprise me those nasty Kardashians probably have every every STD going because they do any man that walks by.
@@tinoheat728 thats the joke
Pete has so much material now for standup.His life is his material now
His life has always been his material😂
not a great thing
don't most stand-up comedians use their life as material anyway
I'm dying for his next special lol
He always did. Starting with the fact that his dad was a firefighter who died during the September 11th attacks.
I like how he's totally being candid as he's throwing shade at Kanye. It's hilarious.
He's being the grown-up in the situation which is way out of character for him 🤣
Its pathetic. Are there only 10 ppl in fake "hollywood" yikes😑😑
He hasn't any business that is his family.pete is the flavour for now.
@@tammysoucy8243 I mean if he’s dating Kim then he’s kinda part of a family
Love it.
“He’s a genius so I was like oh fuck “lmaooo
Nah Kanye knows someone who slept with Pete and they had aids.
#KanyeIsntCrazy
That line… was very funny ..
❤
Lmao "the guy who made College Dropout said I have AIDS"
Really funny 🤣
"You just look like you do"😂😂😂😂😂
Right!!! Lol
- “I’ve had a weird year”
- “hahahahaha”
USAmerica. Love my country, but we've got a weird association with humor.
@@foxbear60 I’d hate to see what you find funny fox bear
@@Heyimpops- Probably a lot of the same stuff as you. 🙂 I was just calling out how we react to misery/bad news. Comedians recognize that they can say "I might have AIDs" and we'll laugh hysterically.
@@foxbear60 to be fair, you’re living under a rock if you don’t know all the shit that Pete has been involved with this year
@@optimisticasfan - Also true! Pete's had quite a go of it. At this point, I'm expecting his porno tape to drop in January.
“And he’s a genius” 😂
He is.
@@yogijaya2897 no
@@i4ykl979 YES... you cannot see past your @$$.. #YeWest4USAPREZ2024
🤣
What is wrong with people 🤔
"I *don't* have aids, I just *look* like I have it.. it's a completely different thing" 💀⚰️⚰️
he has aides, he got it from Kim who got it from ray
U rlly laughed at that?
@@maxh4651 agreed…
I know a couple of people who died from AIDS, and that was not cool to say…
@@electraking8856 tbh im not offended by it its just not even funny
@@maxh4651 humor is subjective..or didn't you get that either?
“He’s a genius so, I, was like oh f*ck. I better call my doctor. The guy who made college dropout said I have aids.” 💀💀💀
It was actually a great joke!!! He didn’t even need to offend Kanye 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
Wow, that's exactly what I heard him say 😑
It’s a completely different thing 😂😂😂I’m weak
I just look like I have it 😂😭
Hahaha
Lmfao 🤣 Nice!!
Ye is god
"The guy who made "college dropout" think's I got AIDS" 💀
Don't hate on college drop out Pete pleaseeeee don't be hating.
"Collage dropout" 😂
@@tentaklaus9382 lmao perfect
@@noname-gu6ho no but ye is literally a college dropout
@@jaydenyoung4851 Thats cool most of us can't even afford college let alone drop out of it. Most of us have to go to work right out of high school.
Ooooh I get it now Kim wanted to laugh sometimes
By who? Tim Dillon?
I love Pete . He’s almost like Eminem in the sense you CANNOT offend him
I am pretty sure Ariana Grande´s interview in Vogue magazine did offend him.
I like how he went to the doc bcuz I would be thinking that Kanye could have given it to Kim and maybe that's why he could say it so confidently.
Or he thought Kim gave it to Kayne and I thought Kanye was giving him helpful hints.
LOL that’s so true I can’t
More than likely it would be Kim giving it to him.🤷🏾♀️
Who knows wat or how many Sheila's kanye wood of Tap,b4,after and during with kim...True.
Anything could happen
Dude needs to be in the NBA cuz his rebound game is outstanding Grande then Kim k who's next
Kate Beckinsale in between as well
Sorry had to say it it just popped in my head
Your mom
But their not hot.....
@@jayemveekay1719 whos not hot the women he rebounded on ?
@@nothingspecial295 I meant just kim k...I thi k she's a pretty woman but not my type...lots of hype around the Kardashians and Jenner as the most beautiful women on the planet and they all look the same. I don't get the hype
“i’ve had a weird year”
“HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH”
I love Pete and this piece is so really funny and sharp. ❤️
Kanye sees this he's gonna flip😂
He laughing... Skeet eazy
Nah this is weak af
Uh oh... The Ye stans are in the building
I hope he does.
@@laurenbigmamadoughty8652 no he won't. Have you seen how he reacts to people making fun of him
These clips have been coming up on my feed. This is the best one. 😂
is it just me or is he blinking with on eye
“It’s a completely different thing”😅
This piece is real genius
Except for the fact it can take up to three years for HIV to accurately show positive in tests ...
This so so so funny him an B Shaub are literally the best
Your comment was better than his act……
Pete's the opening act for Schaub
This so so funny not
Agreed. Both unfunny asf
Pete really handled everything with class, despite being continually attacked by such a crazy dude
Getting his gf of 5 months kids names tatted on his neck is super classy lol
@@comfykeegs yea like the guy gettin tattoos of kids names he berly fkn knows isn’t crazy 😂
@@comfykeegs I'd rather do that than whatever Kanye be doing 😂 surprised he still has any custody of his kids
@@xxFRANKENBANANAxx now that’s just hate .. you need help … smh
@@xxFRANKENBANANAxx im guessing you have zero kids. Gtfo
I mean low key I would have gotten check out too…
Lmao they “tunnel buddies” 🔥😂💀
nah, you foul for ''tunnel buddies'', lol
May your wife and all your wives after all be virgins. ✨
hahahaa
I’m in total awe that someone without looks or talent has succeeded in the entertainment business
Really? Just give up the bunz and you set . Talent not required 🤣
It’s all a cult, he’s in the cult. That’s why so many talentless and degenerative people are celebrities.
Would 100% not be surprised if he dies one day randomly. People still won’t realize it’s a sacrifice.
@@LKS-M9323 Lmao you saying Pete’s getting his ass clapped behind the scenes? Anything’s possible but that doesn’t seem too likely to me
@@goomba8170 honestly it's Pete Davidson I could see him doing it just because you know what the hell... but definitely not to come up in the business🤣😂🤣
Atleast he's got nice teeth
If he follows up with "Kim was really relieved" I'll go off
Pete and Kanye should do a show together, would be so hilarious 🤣
this was his slickest humour so far😂 shade a kardashian without shading a kardashian
Pete Davidson just became my favorite person
It can take up to three years for HIV to show up accurately in tests.
Soooo. This joke won't age well at all.
Wait until Ye sees this🤣🤣
This guy just got a boost from Kim and Kanye to his career. Lots of material for years! 😀🔥
Too bad he’s not funny 😂
Doubt it shid come and go nowadays
I honestly don’t understand why people keep joking on the fact that Pete is not attractive. I think he’s so attractive, I don’t know it’s something about him.And it’s not because he dated a Kardashian or Ariana Grande I thought he was cute before that
I also and i still think that he is a cutie
He’s not xd
His humor has always cracked me the eff up.
Pete: “I’ve had a uhh really weird year uhh.”
Crowd: “Hahahaha”
What’s so funny?
if you’ve been keeping up, honestly it had been an extremely weird year for pete davidson
yeah, he’s dated 3 famous people in the past 2 years and 2 of them this year I believe, plus other shit thrown around. He’s famous. It’s been weird, and that’s a funny fact.
just a bunch of mindless lemmings kissing the ass of false idols. Celebrity worship is cringe af
Nothing !!
@@cactusconnoisseur8386 yeh we get that but what was funny was the question.
“ I don’t have AIDS, I just look like I have it “ Genius 😂😂😂😂
Pete is a blessing. 😂
“First he came for the Pete Davidson and I didn’t speak up because I was not a Pete Davidson”
Oy vey it's anudda shill
My mans looks like The Weekend’s less exciting brother The Thursday, like he’s still cool and all but he’s Thursday
i fucking love this
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😜🤪
👏
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never really liked this guy until this year. He's growing up and has gotten more interesting/funnier. They say he's hung like a 🐎 . 😆
That's all it took now you're on board huh. Smh
@@albertross2456 W comment.
If Kanye West told me I had AIDS I would have been like man I should call your wife then
In the light of recent events I’d say “ he who laughs last………”
EXACTLY, WHO’S THE GENIUS NOW!?!
I watch Pete with a straight face 😐
Me too. A slight frown actually, just because I’m tired.
Everybody seems to be licking his ass up and down I'm with you man that dude ain't funny
He's not funny
Where was the funny part? I haven’t seen stand up in a while but maybe they got rid of punch lines cuz they were too aggressive lol
I can’t imagine paying money to go see his shows.
The dude tatooed another mans childrens names on his body, and then she broke up with him. That is the single strangest thing in this whole mess. WTF Pete?
You really gonna judge Pete? 😂
He's not advocating a "together" lifestyle or anything, he purposefully puts himself in these situations so he has something to talk about 😂
Lucky for him those names are weird/generic enough that they could mean other things. 🤣
@@CrashTestSkater He tattooed another man's children's names on his body. That is just weird.
It's weird to tattoo anyone's name after that short time, let alone someone else's children. And obviously it was the wrong choice since they are not longer together. Where I'm from that's not ok and you would get checked. And I'm from a suburn to Stockholm, Sweden.
@@CrashTestSkater yea.. how can you judge a guy who swoops in on someone elses wife and gets their kids names tatted on him
Exactly !! That’s weird .. and fools are cheering this clown on ?? We are sick …
“It’s a completely different thing…”
The needles and unprotected sex part was true though. LOL
Kanye has given him the best material for stand up. Good for Kanye 👏👏👏👏👏
Has he? Cus I'm still waiting to laugh
He looks like jay z in white versión lol 😂
Kanye don't like to be called out for dropping out. Savage.
Petes one of those standups that when they laugh, the joke gets even funnier. Love Pete man. He's my dude🤗💜👊💖😻
Meanwhile he tatted her name up lol 🤣😂🤣😂
Laser removal
Kayne West acting stupid has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian, so I don’t know what him getting her name tattooed has to do with this.
LOVE Pete. ♥️☮️
I love this man!!❤
We watch Pete's stand up and everyone takes a shot when you laugh. Everyone drives home completely sober, it's hilarious
Compete waste of life going to 1 of his standups
@@LKS-M9323 He seriously is making a career off not trying and sucking. It would be infuriating if he wasn't going down the same lame-ass path as MGK
We LOVE Pete. And we don't love you. 🤣😂
@@girlygal098 we love Kanye!!!
@@spencert.3636 He made a career out of his dad dying on 9/11
He FINALLY has something to talk about on stage.
Pete got Kanye's kids names tattooed on him and Kim left him....
That's seriously funnier than ANY of his jokes
Plus she’s 41 and practically incapable of having more children and he swooped in for a fling.
Oddly, there is something far more honourable about treating women like baby makers and raisers than treating them like they’re empowered promiscuous sexual objects.
@@beanlegume9965 Kim and Ye had already been separated for almost a year when her fling with Skeet started, he did not break anyone up
@@KidErkwon oh I didn’t know
Who hasn't left him?
Please keep this dude outta my CZcams shorts my algorithm already gettin jacked up bc of these flooded meme videos
One of my fav comedians😂
Kanye saying Pete has aids is actually 10xs funnier than anything Pete says.
Straight face gang wya 😐
He was smiling the entire time though so
Yoooo
Hilarious
I think you’re the GENIUS, Pete!!! Thank you for spreading your light. It took me 42 years to figure out the darkness doesn’t like the light. It was NEVER about you!!! Keep shining!!! ⭐️✨💫
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42 years huh, not that bright?
Saw this 20 times.. and it is still hilarious 😂
First thing I laughed at from this guy lol
Still haven't. I slightly smirked. Nothing new or clever here, he just lacks talent.
He has a bit about his break up with Ariana Grande that made me laugh. So far it's just these two things.
He’s about as funny as Kanye is a genius.
Their both not that funny. One at least tries to be, the other doesn’t care how stupid funny he is 😂🤣😂🤣
Nigga….YESSSSS! 😂😂😂💀⚰️
This guy the anxious cry baby Bobby bummer when someone accidentally says a trigger word😩😆😂
He's so fricken funny! love PETE DAVISON!!!
finally he has a stand up.... but his best jokes are involving kanye... Taylor Swift all over again.... Ye IS a genius he makes careers
But pete still isnt funny
Kanye's I.Q. is below 110. I'll put money on it
@@danielbloedorn8286 says the guy working a 9-5 for $16 an hour...
I work 7:00-4:00.
@@fabianboykin6638 its objectively true for most people that he isnt funny, randomly assuming a persons pay highlights your inavility to think rationally/critically and is completely irrelevant to objective fact. Comedy is subjective and objectively most people do not laugh at this.
One day... I have faith... Pete Davidson will make me laugh.
Your a bigger man than me. I just don’t get his humor-that is if you can call it that.
If he went on the road before SNL he would likely starve to death from sho s getting cancelled. People literally walking out during his sets. Etc etc etc
Don’t mind me I’m feeling Salty today 😂
Grandma LOVES this guy.
“I just look like I have it”😂
Just remember that he's never been married and his 20's so things will probably cool off with Ye later on.
Kanye deserves to be the butt of every joke what a fool that man made of himself. Love it Pete keep going
No
@f00 frUU trolling? He is mentally ill person who refuses to take his meds.
He’s just so hilarious. I love Pete.
I like Pete now! He never gets phased. We should all take his perspective on life.
Lol dudes a known addict with depression issues. I'll pass
I mean I feel the exact same way and would absolutely do the same lol
This is a decent riff on a Mitch Hedberg joke
Pete’s looking good! ❤😂
He has such a beautiful smile and incredible set of chompers……I always thought he was attractive. 🫠☺️👌🏻
BEAUTIFUL MAN, BEAUTIFUL SOUL❤❤❤
It's that BDE
Me too. I always thought that
I always thought so too. I like the beard on him.
I was surprised to see all of the controversy around how attractive he is. I didn't even think he was oddly hot, just straight up regular hot lol
Pete is really cute, nice smile….
You think he's cute??😂🤣😂🤣
I’m so convinced that he dates a lot of people just so when he breaks up with them he can have new material I love him
i love how Pete brings up the only good KanNay album
I don’t have aids I just look like I have aids 😅😂
When you're a rebound never tattoo anything on your body🙃
He is adorable
I love Pete 😂
♏️ vibes ✨️ what a boss move
He shoulda jus stopped the joke at “I had a reallly weird … year”
Pete lookin like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
Luv u Pete ❤u r amazing
He can be funny but I think he’d be funnier on a talk show or podcast rather than a stage.
He is REALLY funny in an afterthought…
I can honestly say. Nothing I've ever seen him in where he's playing a funny role has made me laugh. I laughed when I first saw him. Cus he looks like a surviving make a wish foundation kid. Other than that nothing.
I'm still waiting for the funny part... And not just what's going on in his life. 😐
I dont get his humor either
Thanks for mentioning that!
His eyes don’t blink in sync lol
I don't care for Pete but props for this savage set 👏 😆
Love Pete❤ he really looks his best yet.
I think Kim may have straightened his fashion out 😆
I don't think Pete is throwing shade at Kanye necessarily. Like he could've referenced anything about Kanye to make him look bad and chose to reference one of the most influential albums of all-time.
I think its more just about how wild it is that Kanye is a part of his life. Everybody loves to have stories about Ye.
Ehh he was being facetious. Saying, "the guy who made College Dropout..." Sounds like he's praising him at first but he's really saying "he's an idiot because he couldn't finish college". Lol idk, he made it sound vague on purpose.
Dead! 😆 🤣 😂 Ye , stop scaring my boy.
This one pretty good 2022 👍