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Hey my dad was 6'5" But he actually respected my mom, on top of being a great athlete and musician but.....no Bugatti so he had to settle for just being an awesome husband, father and a general kick ass human being!
@@cerspence and you had to ask him for a big cigarette, because as everybody knows big people know best about things that are big. A golden take, made me chuckle in a really silly way
@@fightback397 They dont know shit about whats going on, no point of explaining it...they'll be dead or controlled by G- oxide EMF by 2030, natural selection.
@@evanriley74 Uh you do realise most of these incel losers are just lost lonely little boys looking for guidance? Like its honestly quite sad seeing them blame all their problems on women and not the fact that the system we live in is inherently bad(something something capitlism bad) Some of them are probably just sociopaths but a lot of them have had their minds corrupted by social media and people like tate. Don't dehumanise them that makes you part of the problem.
If you say ridiculous nonsense 95% of the time but then say something reasonable the other 5%, it means everything you say is reasonable. If you wanna learn how to be a cult leader, Andrew Tate's your guy.
I call that the "diamond in the dogshit" method. Imagine one day you're walking down the street and you see something sparkling in a piece of dogshit. You look closer and, what do you know, it's a diamond worth 10k. From that moment forward, chanced are you are going to check every piece of dogshit you come across hoping to luck out again.
I'm not sure what your point was, but i disagree with your wording. Taking advice from only one man (aka. another person) is not the best idea, but i can see that possibily being okay IF you pick a good person/role model. ..I don't know much about Andrew tate, but he is definitely flawed, and that's the problem, not the fact that he is "one man"
You let mainstream media dictate your world perception, opinions, the way you dress, act, talk, look...you have zero idea what goes on in this world, you're apart of an echochamber hivemind lead by billionaire cultists that control ALL aspects of society through indoctrination, subvertion, and several other phsycological control methods abusing their money and power, buying the government and media and silencing/killing individual who speak of them, this is the matrix.. "YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY" - Klaus Schwab
@@flaminghead1va guess you can’t read because the OP didn’t say one man, he said “letting *ANOTHER* man dictate how you live”. That’s not taking advice but literally allowing yourself to be subservient to someone else. There is nothing alpha about that which was OP’s point. Whether it’s one man or multiple it’s still pathetic.
I find it hard to take anyone seriously that constantly feels the need to tell everyone how cool and more awesome they are than everyone else. It just smacks of insecurity
I would really like to binge a lot the older videos, but I can only handle like 2-3 at a time, the cringe starts to physical hurt after that. I love it.
1:38 I really lost it at this point, just the thing of asking for a big cigarette to such a big random guy who happened to be there at that moment makes it strangely funny (for me at least). 🙃
It was all fun and games before Greta owned him and got arrested, but I've come across people on the Internet who actually take him seriously. Cringe. Video sums up the average teenage Andrew Tate fan
Andrew Tate is a grifter and a clown but that Greta tweet had nothing to do with his arrest and if you believe it does you're as much of a 12 year old as that bald pimps fans
@xPyth what the fuck are you on about? My point was if you took him seriously you are cringe. You are the ass end of the joke. A man who needs another man to tell them what it means to be a man is not manly at all Anything he's done since he was arrested hasn't been funny.
I'm not a Tate fan by any means but let's be honest. Gretas reply was lame as hell. Like it was objectively wack. I think people act like it was the best burn the history has ever seen because it was directed at Tate.
Im into alot of weird shit, like WEIRD shit you don't even wanna know the half of it, but at least I can say i've never been one of those dudes into Andrew Tate content.
This is literally all politics is these days. Miseducation, misunderstandings, assumptions, and best of all - name calling. Sit back, get some snacks, and don't try to actually make a positive impact, it's not worth the trouble.
True , I quit *consuming* short form brain rot politics and debates on youtube, and started *doing* stuff, making stuff. watching longer form movies and shows that showed everyones just tryna survive. 10/10 mental health improvement
I had that phase in 2014-15. I'm so glad I found a girlfriend before Jordan Peterson became a hit. I'm a teacher now and half my students have blue or purple hair and they are the nicest people I have ever met.
Yeah, some just like me don't really like things he says about society and cheating on women. But I really agree on stuff he has to say on buisnesses and trading and money in general, so yeah I wouldn't consider myself to be a fan but andrew's smart in that particular region. And sorry for bad English, its my 2nd language
@@Mysteriio007 ya i haven’t seen much on business, just spending habits which he breaks himself a lot. but his talks on keeping masculinity alive is something that everyone should be pushing, no matter what the platform
I quit *consuming* short form brain rot politics and debates on youtube, and started *doing* stuff, making stuff. watching longer form movies and shows that showed everyones just tryna survive. 10/10 mental health improvement , would recommend...
what i really dont get is the whole ''letter talking'' as I call it, like calling people greek letters, the W/L thing and such. if it was part of an acronym at least I'd understand the use, but no, it's just letters, we at that point where people can't even type full sentences, just letter(s) and it's a valid point for some reason
I recently saw someone watching Tate irl for the first time. It was a like, idk 15yo dude on the bus. Also that super sexist black dude, Darius whatever. I just felt bad for the guy
Calling ppl "that super sexist dude" seems to be what super liberal people say to let others know they're part of the cult too .. Comes off mad rich liberal kid ish
What videos do you want to see? I will make every single request in the replies.
Ben Shapiro enjoyers
Parodying magic the gathering players would be neat!
Jordan Peterson being a dealer
I want to see you break the rubix cube world record
Tate Simps vs gretta t Simps.
I want to emphasize that we didn't fully write 9/10 of these lines and that they are based on actual Tateisms and not exaggerated.
We love truthful journalism 💯
king
So they hate women but want to be with them... lol
I am not sure whether to laugh or cry at that 😶
Omg whaaaaaaaaaat???
"I don't even feel comfortable having a woman as my mom!"
Someone actually said that $h*t?😂😂😂
You forgot the part where they use their mother's credit card to sign up for hustlers university
No not even close, you forgot the part that when you got on a date with a girl you wear a crop top and nails.
It’s my father’s credit card, thank you very much.
@@Hardstyler981 You’re stuck in the matrix, brother.
@@Hardstyler981 me not letting another dude dictate what i do / think about others makes me more of a man that you'll ever be lol
No more hustlers university. It's called the real world
1:41 Bro in the Orange jacket must be an 8ft giant, the way he dwarfs Spencer, who is clearly 6'5" of top G material
This is true
Yep yep yep he was like 9'7 I swear to god he was abnormal I'm not short
@@cerspence oh reply to Bendys comment but not mine? I’m gonna post about this on my 4chan account @girlsrnotreal
Hey my dad was 6'5"
But he actually respected my mom, on top of being a great athlete and musician but.....no Bugatti so he had to settle for just being an awesome husband, father and a general kick ass human being!
@@cerspence and you had to ask him for a big cigarette, because as everybody knows big people know best about things that are big. A golden take, made me chuckle in a really silly way
Success=Materialism is a message society needs less than ever
" You will own nothing and be happy "
Klaus Swabbe
@@fightback397 They dont know shit about whats going on, no point of explaining it...they'll be dead or controlled by G- oxide EMF by 2030, natural selection.
@@fightback397achtually tate ish not part of new world orderrr🤓🤓🤓🤓
His father was in CIA🗿🗿🗿🗿
Kev and Spence got fire chemistry need more
Tru
@@TaxPactyou silly
Please do an incel redemption arc where the incel character finally becomes normal guy and lives chill
That's impossible for those kinds of animals. They are beyond redemption and euthanasia is the only cure for those entitled sociopaths
Please look forward to my movie I'm currently in the process of shooting
@@cerspence does it take place inside of marvel cinematic universe? pls say yes because I am only allowed to watch films in the mcu.
@@evanriley74 Uh you do realise most of these incel losers are just lost lonely little boys looking for guidance? Like its honestly quite sad seeing them blame all their problems on women and not the fact that the system we live in is inherently bad(something something capitlism bad) Some of them are probably just sociopaths but a lot of them have had their minds corrupted by social media and people like tate. Don't dehumanise them that makes you part of the problem.
He became a normal guy by watching Andrew Tate
If you say ridiculous nonsense 95% of the time but then say something reasonable the other 5%, it means everything you say is reasonable. If you wanna learn how to be a cult leader, Andrew Tate's your guy.
Yep. It's crazy how many people get tricked with that 5%. They through their lives on the line for it.
Try the Mansons
Tate cult reminds me of the flat earthers.
Living in their own bubble, it's pretty sad
Yeah cults are lead by people like him, history says it all
I call that the "diamond in the dogshit" method. Imagine one day you're walking down the street and you see something sparkling in a piece of dogshit. You look closer and, what do you know, it's a diamond worth 10k. From that moment forward, chanced are you are going to check every piece of dogshit you come across hoping to luck out again.
Imagine letting another man dictate how you live your life then claiming to be "alpha".
I'm not sure what your point was, but i disagree with your wording. Taking advice from only one man (aka. another person) is not the best idea, but i can see that possibily being okay IF you pick a good person/role model. ..I don't know much about Andrew tate, but he is definitely flawed, and that's the problem, not the fact that he is "one man"
You let mainstream media dictate your world perception, opinions, the way you dress, act, talk, look...you have zero idea what goes on in this world, you're apart of an echochamber hivemind lead by billionaire cultists that control ALL aspects of society through indoctrination, subvertion, and several other phsycological control methods abusing their money and power, buying the government and media and silencing/killing individual who speak of them, this is the matrix..
"YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY" - Klaus Schwab
@@flaminghead1va guess you can’t read because the OP didn’t say one man, he said “letting *ANOTHER* man dictate how you live”. That’s not taking advice but literally allowing yourself to be subservient to someone else. There is nothing alpha about that which was OP’s point. Whether it’s one man or multiple it’s still pathetic.
Real
Nobody does that, I like Andrew Tate, I also disagree with him on a lot of things. Stop strawmaning
I find it hard to take anyone seriously that constantly feels the need to tell everyone how cool and more awesome they are than everyone else. It just smacks of insecurity
Almost like it’s all (careful, this might blow your mind) just an act…
@@GlRTHBR00KSyour wisdom is just an act
Basically just like Tywin Lannister said. ''Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king''.
@@Rich_P_Anya there’s a massive difference between “wisdom” and common sense. Sounds like you lack both
@@GlRTHBR00KScope
Tate as Batman :no shes too ugly, no he's a geek, no he's a man he should defend himself, oh she's hot let's help her"
It's reality 🤣😂
"Oh Cat woman could be a good sex slave... sure let her free."
Finally, spence is going to be able to show the world how based he truly is
Sarcasm?
"Yeah he might say some absolutely deplorable and disagreeable shit but he says some good stuff too, about like discipline and stuff"
He’s never said anything that would constitute being “deplorable”
@@skepticalcynic3022😂😂😂😂 don't gag on him too hard, take a breathe
I would really like to binge a lot the older videos, but I can only handle like 2-3 at a time, the cringe starts to physical hurt after that. I love it.
"That's a fact, in my opinion".
Adin Ross
1:38 I really lost it at this point, just the thing of asking for a big cigarette to such a big random guy who happened to be there at that moment makes it strangely funny (for me at least).
🙃
Fr tho, Andrew Tate fans are the kids who never grew up past the "boys rule and girls drool" stage
I hope Tate lovers get mad about it.
its funny because they say blue pilled people get offended quickly yet they roll on the floor cryin when someone makes a parody out of their idol
I’m just a little pig but one thing I do know is that this is an awesome video!
Love my piggie
He just came across a random 8'3 dude and asked him about the top dogs cigars. Based.
Couldn't agree more
That guy was definitely two kids stacked on top of each other
"he's a top G" - every Tate enjoyer
“You’re Top G”
"I'm breaking out of the matrix!" - *mass produced Buzz Lightyear*
@@feistygheisty1980 oh I love how I just pictured it in my mind haha
Top G is now fighting for top bunk in his cell. I settled for bottom, if only I were as masculine and dominant as Lord Tate.
He’s free now, cope and seethe.
1:09 lmfao did everyone miss that joke 😭😭😭
Lmao to me that was the funniest part of the vid
"It's like a big cigarette" was actually such good improv.
Only thing funnier than Tate spoofs are his fans in the comments 💀
It's not hate speech it's Tate speech. Gold.
He is into human trafficking... But he hustles HARD so it's ok.
Yes because no one has ever been accused of a crime they didn’t commit right?
@@skepticalcynic3022why does he lie about his very clear crimes then?
@@Raine749 you’re delusional
remember everyone spence would never kill himself
It was all fun and games before Greta owned him and got arrested, but I've come across people on the Internet who actually take him seriously. Cringe. Video sums up the average teenage Andrew Tate fan
I've got people in my class who are fans of him, wth are people doing these days.
Andrew Tate is a grifter and a clown but that Greta tweet had nothing to do with his arrest and if you believe it does you're as much of a 12 year old as that bald pimps fans
@@radreynolds8978 sorry, should've made it more clear. He owned himself by pretty much going "no u" to her tweet
@xPyth what the fuck are you on about? My point was if you took him seriously you are cringe. You are the ass end of the joke. A man who needs another man to tell them what it means to be a man is not manly at all Anything he's done since he was arrested hasn't been funny.
I'm not a Tate fan by any means but let's be honest. Gretas reply was lame as hell. Like it was objectively wack. I think people act like it was the best burn the history has ever seen because it was directed at Tate.
tate accent was spot on actually have similar voices
“I’m 12”
That’s it. Video over.
Nice to see people make fun of Andrew gayte
In all seriousness, can we all appreciate the effort it took for Spence and Kevin to look at actual Andrew Tate footage?
Not really, it's a low quality video
They definitely didn’t watch ANY real footage
1:40 I thought Slenderman was supposed to wear A Suit
Im into alot of weird shit, like WEIRD shit you don't even wanna know the half of it, but at least I can say i've never been one of those dudes into Andrew Tate content.
This is literally all politics is these days. Miseducation, misunderstandings, assumptions, and best of all - name calling. Sit back, get some snacks, and don't try to actually make a positive impact, it's not worth the trouble.
True , I quit *consuming* short form brain rot politics and debates on youtube, and started *doing* stuff, making stuff. watching longer form movies and shows that showed everyones just tryna survive. 10/10 mental health improvement
I had that phase in 2014-15. I'm so glad I found a girlfriend before Jordan Peterson became a hit. I'm a teacher now and half my students have blue or purple hair and they are the nicest people I have ever met.
lol
Wtf Peterson said about women xD you so woke that you hate people before hearing them?
How would JP mess u in obtaining gf though, lol? Comes from a curious fella who cleaned his room and is currently in a 5 years relationship.
keep chugging that soy
Nicest people to YOU maybe. Anybody that disagrees with them is most likely a big bad bigot
I'm 12 and these guys are making a lot of sense
This video made me realize how much of a waste it really is that Tate hasn't become Batman instead of spreading "red pill" rhetoric
“Matrix 👆🤓”
“That’s why I want two dads”😂
There is no such thing as an "average" Andrew Tate fan.
*Below average sub 90 IQ* typical tate fan
Yeah, some just like me don't really like things he says about society and cheating on women. But I really agree on stuff he has to say on buisnesses and trading and money in general, so yeah I wouldn't consider myself to be a fan but andrew's smart in that particular region. And sorry for bad English, its my 2nd language
@@PhalitSehgal Can you enlighten us with these "business and trading and money" things he says
@@Mysteriio007 ya i haven’t seen much on business, just spending habits which he breaks himself a lot. but his talks on keeping masculinity alive is something that everyone should be pushing, no matter what the platform
@@slipperylatex872 what do define as Masculinity?
spence is too much of an alpha because he forgot to call women females instead
I quit *consuming* short form brain rot politics and debates on youtube, and started *doing* stuff, making stuff. watching longer form movies and shows that showed everyones just tryna survive. 10/10 mental health improvement , would recommend...
Preston Celler as a child
this is way too accurate it's scary
I laughed and laughed and then suddenly experienced a deep sadness
I wanna know what Nathan feels about Preston becoming a Top G.
Also, that dude in the orange jacket was like 50 ft tall
Spence is more attractive as a 30 year content creator than he is as a 12 year old Tate fan.
I would hope that you don't think a 12 yo is attractive lmao
@@sterthedude idk Bros balding
I cant believe you did not include 'What color is your bugatti?'
1:38 that guy in the orange jacket is only 5'11" btw
What a amazing documentary 👏 👏 👏
This is obviously fake, real Andrew Tate fans wouldn’t be talking to each other in person.
W W W W W Ws in chat
Too busy on the grind ykwim
This was SUPREME.
Not gonna lie, I felt like this broke some synaptic firings…
We are all gonna be Top G(roomer)s!
This needs to be called out it’s getting so bad. This is where your comedy shines Spence 🤘
1:39 Omg chicken little!
Horrifically accurate
1:40 6' chad vs 5'11 manlet
They're called bottomGs
Make a video on W rizz
Weakest Cer Spence enjoyer vs strongest Andrew Tate fan.
Was not a good idea to watch this at work. Not really enough sigma males in this breakroom for it.
1:38 damn that guy’s tall
Common Federal Agent L
Just gtfo bro. Literally the embodiment of patheticness
Storytelling : 11/10 !
Dawg the sad music is back I can’t handle it, makes me feel really Sad for these guys
So I see Preston has… not changed at all
Brutal mogging at 1:41
I wish this wasn't actually a rendition of tatertot zoomers.... when reality sets in its just sad
what people think tate supporters are like*
hate the guy personally but ive seen a lot of his videos
I was liking breaking bad shorts and it put an Andrew tate one in front of me, what does this mean
*It's not hate speech, it's Tate Speech!* 💀
Homosexuality is complicated... 🤣
Mr 5'6" behind Spence got me.
This is my new favorite channel 🤣
On god, someone get Sneako ass to react to this!
I really want to see him act like it's not accurate AF! 😭
Wow there was real pathos in that story. Kudos Cher, that's deep.
I just realized Tatespeech is a pun of Hate speech
The origins of Reddit guy
Ok, this actually explains a lot!
The truman show music really makes this an etherial experince if your stoned.
The title in caps spells “TAATE” lol
I like going to the local park and watching the children play
Where tf can I get that incel shirt
I'm so proud of you spence. Great content from you as always!
EMERGENCY MEETING
We all know Spence drive a Bugatti.
I love Kevin's acting :D
That incel shirt is fire 🔥
what i really dont get is the whole ''letter talking'' as I call it, like calling people greek letters, the W/L thing and such. if it was part of an acronym at least I'd understand the use, but no, it's just letters, we at that point where people can't even type full sentences, just letter(s) and it's a valid point for some reason
Trying to get a cigar like top G. LoL
Lol bro was the tall dude at 1:40 random or was he in on it? If random he was the perfect guy to show up
Nothing is stopping Andrew Tate from becoming Batman if he wants to….. 😅😅😅😅
Andrew tate is gay but just does anything not to admit it
This went Ins-is-i-i-insaneo Style.
I recently saw someone watching Tate irl for the first time. It was a like, idk 15yo dude on the bus. Also that super sexist black dude, Darius whatever. I just felt bad for the guy
Calling ppl "that super sexist dude" seems to be what super liberal people say to let others know they're part of the cult too .. Comes off mad rich liberal kid ish
@@doesntmatter4477 I mean, he is. It's like referring to Nico Avocado as that really fat guy on here.
@@doesntmatter4477 Someone can't be "super sexist" or what?
You joke about how young Tate fans are, but a grade 3 student at my school asked me if I liked Andrew Tate, and he got upset when I said no.
It's not all about the lessons the great Tate has gifted us, it's the friends we've made along the way. That's the real gift
If you take the capital letter of the video title it spells "taate" which is tate