Most Peaceful Day In CHINA
Vložit
- čas přidán 14. 02. 2024
- Blud thinks he's Jesus's Brother.
►MERCH: my-store-5193770.creator-spri...
►Patreon: / scorpo
►Twitter: / scorpo_yt
►Instagram: / scorpo_yt
►Discord: / discord
🔔Make sure to enable ALL push notifications!🔔
Hardbass Name:
Chinese Communist Song - Yanbian People Love Chairman Mao (Rock Version)
Alan Aztec (feat. Uamee) - Mother Russia
Alan Aztec & uamee - Big Russian Gun (feat. Brandon Herrera)
Alan Aztec & uamee - Destination Hardbass
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 3 - Zábava
0:06 The First Opium War (1840-1842)
0:20 Hong Xiuquan, some Cantonese student with bad grades (1843)
0:34 Hong claimed he had a dream in which God gave him visions for he “is the second son of God after Jesus” (c. 1843)
0:41 Hong's baseless (and blasphemous) claim rejected by Christian missionary. So he went to rural areas to spread his teaching.
0:47 The start of "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom" rebellion (Early 1851)
1:03 "Land System of the Heavenly Dynasty" policy and other commie-ish policies
1:19 European mercenaries joined the Qing forces (1860-1864), including Charles George Gordon
1:41 Hong and his (like 100 or maybe more) wives. P.S.: The five women with their names written in the history were all cut into pieces alive by the executioners of Qing after their capture.
1:47 The death of Hong Xiuquan (June 1864), result of eating food made from earth and grass, the latter being poisonous or carrying pathogen
1:52 Qing soldiers fired the remains of Hong into the air with cannon (August 1864)
很详细🤣
@@m18hellcat20 谢谢
6
洪秀全：我考试不及格就挑起一场席卷全国的大起义，造成几千万名同胞的死亡；哎，就是玩儿~
Спасибо, бро!
I feel like Scorpo is either mentally insane or just on another level than us
Both? Both.
yes
I think it's both and he spends too much time on Reddit
@@theblackowl6233l actually agree with you
He is at another level of history knowledge (he may historian actually) and have almost impossible talent for conversion of world history to memes.
me not understanding anything but just liking the hardbass
oh man that pfp takes me back
Жиза пиздец блять :D
Google Taiping rebellion in China.
Some chinese guy says he's brother of Jesus, rebells against Qing dynasty, more dead than WWI
STONOGA IN THE BACKGROUND XDDDD
POLAND MENTIONED
exactly!
我他妈太爱这个视频了
爆了
When you get Austrian Painter, Stalin, and Mao in a box set in ancient China: brother of Christ
Hitler, Stalin and Mao are all shards of Hong Xiuquan's soul
Babe wake up! New Scorpo video just dropped!
My dumbass mind stopped worked until I remembered that there's more than one time zone
@@GuiMontelongo i actually genuinely agree with you
As i study qing dynasty history in my school ,i can tall that is 100% accurate. Thx scorpo for making this, Hong Xiuquan is actually not famous for the western,even in history lesson ,teacher will always skip the taiping heavenly kingdom rebellion ,cuz it is not in the sysllabus
What is this video reffering to? I genuinely wonder
@@sneakillysneak2388 Taiping rebelian
@@sneakillysneak2388aka Jesus’s totally legit Chinese half brother
其实在中国的历史考试中也不是一个很大的考点
@@associateddancewithme2438 台灣高中課綱有提到，從成立發展到潰敗，還有制度和武裝程度
I sincerely thank you for this, Scorpo. This war is so commonly overlooked, despite its massive casualties, and a similar event cannot be allowed to happen. Thanks for this meme
As a Chinese myself, this is totally the most historically accurate depiction of pre-republic China.
+1,000,000 West-Taiwanese social credits
很准确
still China
most of chinese history is somewhat like this to some extent
Im do not expected Krzysztof Stonoga in your video
Yessirrrrr new video! (Its 07:00 in the morning (europe) and i havent sleept all night.)
Every time Scorpo posts, he drops fire 🔥🔥
Only heard about the Taiping rebellion very recently (thanks History on Fire!); things certainly escalated quickly...
OMG Scorpo this is so cool!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Как всегда прекрасно
I'm still convinced this is how history will be taught in the future, once we all have our brains overloaded with memes coming through our corporate overlord's mandatory brain chips.
You're ahead of the curve, man. XD
非常好视频，使我的地理历史提升😄👍
Swag new Scorpo video
Scorpo must be one of my funnier hallucinations
Very thoroughly researched art :))
This video tells the story of the Taiping Rebellion in Chinese history. Taiping, which means peace, is in the title of the video. The irony is that the Taiping Uprising caused the death of 50 million people in China, far exceeding the death toll in World War I. The Taiping Rebellion was a cult founded by Hong Xiuquan. Its transactions plagiarized the Christian Bible and used this doctrine to gather believers to launch a war against the Qing Dynasty. Because the doctrine is too bizarre, Western countries do not consider it Christianity.
А как прославлять и наделять своих представителей статусом Святых и воплощением Христа, так это нормально😅
Как говорится на западе: "Вы не понимаете, это другое!" 😂
Even the colonial powers *carving up* China at the time supposedly weren't fans of the Taiping Rebellion because they preferred dealing with the Qing. The Taiping Rebellion wasn't economically feasible 😅
@@swedishfish2357как всегда всё решили - деньги😅
Собственно, а кто-то иного ожидал? 🤔
Религия самое прибыльная выдумка из всех, основанная на вере людей. (Я говорю именно о религии, не о вере. Вера - это хорошо. Но вот религия - чисто выдумка людей с целью собственного обогащения и обмана верующих 😑)
It could perfectly pass as another of those made up american "christian" denominations nowadays imo.
唉，数学
Every video is a masterpiece
Amazing my friend! :D Can you do the American Civil War next my friend?
I Like Scorpo for Making Videos!
Как всегда отлично и прекрасно
Very relatable!
Time to continue the Bing Chilling series with Spring Autumn and Three Kingdom Period 😂
i love you videos sorpo
Certified Bing Chilling Moment!🥶
Chinese history be like :
-A farmer's chicken accidently ate all of his neighbour's salads.
- The neighbour gets angry and decided to overthow the 69th Emperor of the Bing Chilling dynasty.
-85 millions have perished.
- Nanking was destroyed (again)
85 million? I think you misremembered. It's at least 600 million from the tax records.
no dynasty ever had 3 汉字 nor 2 in its name, there were only 1, some could have 2 but it was added by people living in future, like 周 got 西周 and 北周, there was also 周 named 武周 created by 女皇帝 武则天
@@equilibrum999come on, it's just a joke😂no one would think there IS some 'Bing Chilling' dynasty in China
@@equilibrum999毎度思うけどなんで中国王朝は1文字なの？中国人の名前も3文字とか少ないしね
This is absolutely wrong, let me fix it
Nanjing→Chang'an
Very good video, making my queue（hairstyle) spins
Scorpo you're fucking awesome
Hey Scorpo! I have an idea for you!
How about making a video on Ivan the Terrible (there’s enough content for a three-minute video, that’s for sure)
I always dreamed that a video about the history of Russia would appear on your channel.
With love from Russia❤🇷🇺
Ivan was such a meme.. Terrifying to the neigbours, terrifying to his own servants. A living embodiment of rage that established proto-KGB that brutally cracked down on nobility... and still killed much less than Western European rulers of the same times.
I love you Scorpo
Scorpo's Least Effort Animation : 🗿🔥🔥🔥
Stopping 10 yr olds from saying: for every like this comment gets I’ll do one pushup.
Good luck brother
29
I bet bro is eating chips in the sofa 😂
🗿👍@@SA_MI-mr7nl
For every like this reply get i'll do 0 pushup
非常好视频，爱来自美洲😍
I don't understand you but I love you, Scorpo!
Chinese guy proclaims himself has brother of jesus christ, creates one of the most deadly civil wars with a higher deadcount than ww1.
Sad story, bro. 😭
Historically accurate.
Great!
This is so historically accurate it should be in history textbook
的确有
@@meihuoche562 他是说这段视频啦2333
Лучшее утро начинается только со скорпо
Я каждое видео его смотрю, он через каждые 13дней выпускает новый ролик.
Как Китай победил проблему опиумной наркомании в стране? Весь опиум был потрачен на создание этого замечательного ролика!
很好的视频，使我的电脑旋转。
i love how we have still some austrian painter reference lol, he has to pop up anyway.
This video is insanely confusing, Idk what events I just witnessed what and why happened.
So pretty much PERFECT depiction of Chinese history
For short: the step brother of jesus Christ fights communist emperor and the brits join on the side of the emperior cause they want to keep their trade routes. The revolution failed cause inner conflict and the fact quin ate poisoned grass.
看到最后洪秀全吃草才看懂是太平天国
Lots of casualties
Ah jest, stonoga ranting about ziobro was a nice easter egg
Good👍
非常好视频❤
When you realize that the 5th deadliest war in history (even deadlier than WWI) happened because some random guy failed his imperial exam and so decided he was Jesus’s brother.
加油 加油～
скорпо молодец! в последнее время видео стали выходить реже, но качественнее. продолжайте в том же духе мой дорогой друг.
非常好视频
非常好视频，爱来自山的西边
very nice vedio， love from the middle country
不错
Do popcat vs doge wars next the greatest cinflict in meme history
bro this is so funny 😂
pls, more vids on our history pls
I am lost for words
非常好视频我最喜欢
"ZIOBRO KU..!" Gold meme xD
how to make the same animations as you do? but the videos are top-notch 👍👍👍
Hey Scorpio, have you made a video about the Finno-Korean Hyperwar?
🗣🗣🗣NEW BANGER JUST DROPPED‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
非常好的视频，使我的太平天国领袖洪秀全推翻清政府❤️❤️❤️🇨🇳
Let's gooooooooo!
来自洪秀全的点赞good~
原来是清朝后期的太平天国运动😢
Next, do war between Japanese Anime vs Western Cartoon
Russian Hardbass feels different 🔥🎧🔥
Your videos, which deconstruct important historical facts/heroic figures/national leaders in a humorous and mocking manner, are brilliant, tailored as a desensitization therapy for Chinese people, gradually causing the younger generation to lose their patriotic sentiments. Keep up the good work!
he's missing only one thing
It's about dismantling Western pride by telling people in a humorous and mocking way about the Europeans' spread of plague and drugs, and the Americans' spread of venereal diseases and firearms.
@@user-sd3oz1vm7q true
I have never felt more patriotic after watching a hardbass video about how the brother of jesus started a war in china that ended up having more casualties than world war one. with a pinch of carmelldansen for flavour.
@@user-sd3oz1vm7q只拿人又破防了😂
@@user-sd3oz1vm7q只拿朱吃七三一大餐吃多了😂
Waiting for Taiwan 🇹🇼 🤖 🖥
Do one on boxer rebellion
Nice
1:39 I hate myself for laughing at this
I swear Asian history is always so good ngl.❤
非常好的视频，❤
Lover mate
The OG Austrian painter
Hong XQ rebelled after failing the imperial exams 4 times and caused the 4th bloodiest war in history
Adolf H started the 2nd World War after failing his art entrance exams
Coincidence? I think not.
Did Hong die before Austrian painter was born? Because if so there might be some reincarnation in effect
Happy Chinese rice year 🍚 🏮
No idea how I ended up here, but I'm glad I did.
Also the video feels like the drugs won.
I suggest making the following video about the times of troubles in Russia
1992，无限制格斗
Let’s go
0:54 favorite part
Peace was never an option.
Scorpo, what you think about 3-kingdom era themed china video?
那个日本人感兴趣多
Can you do Oliver Cromwell and the English Civil War next?
Хоть ты понимаешь! Спасибо
noice
>Chao ling takes power
>247 million perish
Not until Genghis stepped in 😂
@@ricardohoang8452成吉思汗对东亚没那么重要好吧。。。被西方媒体吹上天了过度的吹捧了。成吉思汗也没有征服整个东亚，大蒙古分裂后忽必烈才统一了最顽固的宋朝。成吉思汗没有清代努尔哈赤重要，没有明代朱元璋重要，甚至在东亚影响力甚至不如忽必烈，蒙古在东亚辉煌期不到一百年，就被推翻了。。然后被满族人征服了。
the name on the Tiananmen:
CEO of GenshinImpact🤣
Yes but actually no and actually get a life for once you racist
玩原神玩的
nothing happened in 1989
@@stressedhaish69420 yes but actually no and actually get a life for once you racist
Hutao what are you doing this far out from the community?
好视频，让维尼旋转
上帝次子洪天王👍
Bro in the thumbnail with the Peter armor.