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Red Sun in the Sky
"In Praise of Genghis Khan" - Mongolian Traditional Song
Keisari - Chika Dance / Eurobeat Remix
Alan Aztec - Bassmarck
Alan Aztec (feat. uamee) - MOTHER RUSSIA
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 2
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0:20 Mongol conquest of China (1205-1279)
0:31 Mongol invasion of Japan (1274 or 1281)
0:42 Second Sino-Japanese War (1937-1945)
1:05 Sino-German cooperation (1926-1941)
1:19 Chinese Civil War (1927-1949)
1:40 Fall of Qing Dynasty (1911)
1:42 Nothing (1989)
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1:53 BING CHILLING ENDING
Mongols never conquer the country we referred to as china today. It was Song, Jing, Liao, Xixia , and many other countries
@@user-lm7hq6lz3n A whole lot of "nothing", indeed.
@@user-lm7hq6lz3n ccp bot alert
Scorpo.. you have blurred the lines with reality and editing. ASMR for my eyes.
I know right, man is nailing the content
Now i know why youtube is blocked in china
Indeed
Alan！
Wouldn't be possible without your music. Keep up!
精甚细腻的视频，看得我抗二百斤麦子走十里山路不换肩
村里发金条了😭
hh
😂
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
它们去萝莉岛200天也不换人啊。
Rest In Peace Balltze
wdym he’s gone?
@@user-jy1bk1sk5e The Cheems dog died few days ago.
@@user-jy1bk1sk5e He passed away on Friday during surgery. He had cancer. 😭
he battle his cancer like a true dog
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Social Credit is flowing to everyone who is watching this.
liar, my social credit score is still rock bottom due to spreading kuomintang propaganda
@@kuomingangenjoyer3242 -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Execution Date: Now.
Cause: Taiwan Is A Country.
my social credit not growing, is it because i said Taiwan is a country?
@@Aptol THATS NOT TRUE TAIWAN ISNT A COUNTRY
No social credit point for everyone because:
0:03 Xi is portrayed as Winnie The Pooh (which is stricty forbidden in china)
1:26 In the book in front there is written "Free Tibet" and "The Tianmen Square Massacre"
But .. I was never in China, but think to know something about it during watching SerpentZA CZcams -Channel ;)
This man is a Meme Alchemist because everything he produces is pure gold
no replies?
500th like 😎
Not even gold he produces joy too!
Yes
Fullgold alchemist
這些年來看到過最搞笑，梗最密的作品😂
我知道，對吧
[REDACTED]
作为一个中国人，我也接受这是真的历史
As a Chinese person, I also accept this as historically true. ;)
Me too
there is only something that does not match, we did not close the anime, we executed them 👍
I'll take a big Mac meal with extra fries, history major
@@stinkystink9830 Я считаю что всё абсолютно исторично
Infinite Social Credits
Hi verified
Didn't expect to see you here
Bruh
So sick
Negative infinity
Rest in peace cheems. Forever in our hearts. ❤
Man, you should work as an editor in Hollywood. This is excellent display of skill.
Fun fact: Chiang Kai-shek's army was once equipped with German guns and helmets in addition to 25 German military advisers for Chiang Kai-shek's army. From 1930 to 1937
德械師
@@laumachecarriage4979 i don't speak chinese
德械师，可惜杯水车薪
被王师皇军秒杀
@@HuynhTanPhuc-ly7it but in late WW2 and Civil War they were mostly US equipped, the “German Divisions” you talk about suffered heavy casualties in the Battle of Shanghai and Nan Jing in 1937 due to the false command of Chang and the Nationalists
As a Chinese history geek here I'm so confused yet this video is so legit. BRAVO.
it is just a parody video wiht many inaccuracies and stereotypes, but i don't blame.them, since it is just for humor,
there could be nothing worst than been a fan of chinese history.
Yeah it's Totally legit
@@capscaps04 Welcome to join in. The hardcore part of human civ history_the Chinese history. If you want take on veteran mode. Try Chinese pre industrial, the warlord era. PEACE.
@@capscaps04 it's the most hardcore history next to Aztec, Viking, Roman, Greek and Persian history
I am from Romania, it took me to watch or share it with my friends a looot of times until I realised that at 1:35 there is a tank driven by Vlad The Impaler (Vlad Tepes), and on the tank gun it's written: "ROMANIAN ANTI-WEEB BATALLION". I love this video, I think it's the best from Scorpo!!!
I love how it when from 1200s to 1900s in a few seconds
The transition from german techno to russian techno was smooth
Inclusion of techno Mongolian throat singing to a Eurobeat spin on Kaguya-sama ending then swapping to those two is hilarious
too smooth
Очень круто, хорошо подано
so is mogolian folk to japanese opera.
Its actually hardbass not techno
Translation of the begging russian phrases:
"Russia and China against anime"
"Winnie Pooh is funny"
Thanks
Кросс
Not really, the first translates as: Russia and China vs. anime
@@nikolayshakhov9337 the same shit
@@moRaaOTAKU nah. against is different than versus
封神之作，赵喜娜那个激光眼差点没把我嘴笑烂
原来是赵喜娜吗？我感觉有点熟悉就是看不出来😂
早上好，中国
@@marurisakaki-ut9lz 现在我有冰淇淋
@@user-ut9pz1gw1h 但是，速度与激情9，比bing chilling
@@user-ju4vr3um6c 两个礼拜以后
Very funny, dispite there is some misunderstanding, still a funny animation, makes me laughing with the Mao laser.😂😂😂
非常精甚细腻的作品❤小时候做着饭，锅和铲子还有门口的🚲突然融化了，原来是被拿去炼钢了😂
6
6
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球球腊胶原大佐带着兄弟们再图支一次吧🙏
@@rogerCe803第一个从你开始🤣
I love how the chad Doges actually look like the leaders they portray Never thought it was possible to make Doge look like Mao but you have pulled it off
Even Dogeus Khan
Mao was a Chad
Now Doge is gonna get banned in China lmao
@@JamesSmith-ny2gb If Chad means powerful guy, you are right.
Even Genghi Khan is outmatched to the amount of people Mao killed
@@dsedh23 I know, it’s crazy that Mao killed trillions of people yet China saw a boom in population, life expectancy and living conditions under his policies
Монгольский хардбасс-именно этого мне не хватало в жизни
Wait Mongolian hard bass ?
I’m Mongolian and never heard of it
@@Cyka141 uu huurhi
Ахаха
@@Cyka141 Да
I need this in my life
Your video is really interesting
Truly a cinematic masterpiece
0:28 - 0:41 Ghosts of Tsushima in a nutshell
Hello
🤣🤣🤣
basically medieval Japan didn't even have a navy able to have a naval battle against Mongol fleets and prevent them from landing,
ayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaayayayaàaaaaaaaaaaa
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
OOOOWOOOOO
Scorpo is officially slavic kurzgesagt that does history videos xaxa!
Kurzesagt?
@@harimauindia5775 rili? This is one of the biggest popular science cannal on worldwide YT.
Except it’s not state sponsored
Xaxa
My god he knows Kurzgesagt?!
(Well who dont!)
0:20 This Mongolian music hits so hard 💥💥💥
爱看，多做点
John Cena's career is a hell of a trip.
Started as a rapper wanna be and a wrestler, then he became one of the most important wrestler in WWE and a movie actor, next step was the invisible man and the "Are you sure about that?" memes and now he's the incarnation of China and the Social Credit system.
Don't forget that he's a p*rn actor now!
@@gunther2555 what?
@@gunther2555 source, now
@@Luck_wrought for research purposes ofc
Some time traveller stepped on a bug 2000 years ago and fucked the timeline up
This is a certified Bing Chilling classic
我在冰冷
+100 social credit
@ׂ what?
非常好视频，使我的冲锋号吹响❤
太对了👍🏻
This video is:
✔ Life changing ✔ Informative
✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming
✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable
✔ Other ✔+1500000 social credit for everyone
*Social credit flashbacks*
harmless
In conclusion this video is: *Bing Chilling*
@@cusixio1011 very bing chilling
couldn't agree more
love it :)
Omg, Its you
+
Why are you here?
@@capcoder2509 social credits
Your very epic
a master piece
This is so good I can feel the Social Credits coming inside me!
Shouldn't it be your FICO Credit Score coming inside you?
@@skinscalp222 👀
I could feel the Social Credit burning in my veins
Wow lol Ray,you even here too,so how much is your Social Credit now,mine is +40 after this video lol
Third
Hola!!!!
Ah! Yes ray mak CZcams's verified bot lmao😂😂😂
@@phuongblox2838 doesn't matter +40 or +40000 😆 enough of NATO and real war please
Тысячелетняя история Китая за 2 минуты, с изумительной достоверностью.
Согласен, даже про войну с воробьями вспомнил автор
Не заметил отсылок на 55 дней в Пекине
Китаю вообще-то больше пяти тысяч лет
@@ffgggggggggggggggg887 Миру 157 лет от роду
其实这个视频只展示了三百年左右
Subscribed!
最喜欢的一集
I love this. Not only for the historical references but also for the intetextuality of the memes used. I've already watched it a thousand times
People are abused in china.
@@RynaxAlien -99999 social credits
😰
I am not from China, but I'm not happy the ending show China destroy the world.
If without China & Russia, the whole world would definitely controlled under USA, but ignorant people will think that is a good thing.
@@emhgarlyyeung are you taiwanese or korean? I heard that they love china and hate japan
In this video there are actually many historical moments portrayed here, so as a (half) chinese I'll quickly explain them:
0:21 Mongol invasion of china
0:38 failed invasion of japan by mongols (Yuan dynasty)
0:42 Second Sino-Japanese War/WW2
1:07 German officers from Nazi Germany training and equipping chinese troops with german equipment (elite chinese troops were made, e.g. the 88th Division that later on fought in Shanghai)
1:20 Chinese civil war during and after ww2
Tho there are obviously some inaccuracies such as:
0:09 Kmt troops singing a communist song
0:28 Kmt didnt even exist yet
1:40 The fall of the Qing empire happened long before under the nationalists, not communists
1:07 Germans trained chinese troops before the war (not during), when China and Germany had good relations. Later on, Germany sided with japan because they were a better alternative
1:35 The Nationalists were actually the ones who mainly fought off the Japanese, not the communists, which however weakened them. Even Mao Zedong said that if it werent for the Japanese, he wouldnt have ever defeated the nationalists
But all in all, this is quality meme content and I approve 👍
Love ur vids Scorpo!
edit: kmt= Kuomintang= Nationalists (fought against the communists as the ROC (Republic of China) in the chinese civil war
Edit 2: I'm not saying the communists didnt fight (last point), I'm saying the kmt were tho ones who MAINLY fought, and sometimes the communists did too.
I recognised the Mongols getting destroyed by a typhoon,that actually happened
But who was kmt?
Also thanks
1:39 communist China defeated republic of China not Qing dynasty
Another thing that is incorrect is that Stalin did not help the Communist Party in the civil war. It's weird, isn't it? But he basically chose to stand by and watch the things going.
@@harimauindia5775 KMT means Chinese Nationalist Party ,which made up the ROC government in China
Amazing
Fire vid
Scorpo вышел на новый уровень эпичной охуенности! :)
Согласнен
Так и есть
Когда появляется Аниме
Scorpo: УНИЧТОЖИТЬ!!!
Я: согласен
Уже жду новое ахуительное видео
Надо как-то уничтожить мозг иностранцам..хм..
Кыр сосичка
You’re a GENIUS man, mad respect for this editing
Jhon xina
I would like to know what program he uses to edit
Hit America's Evil Empire
Where is COVID made in China???that's more powerful than mongols
很好的视频，使我的并州旋转，爱来自山的东边❤❤❤
我日妈，来自山的西边
China: 😮
Mangolia: 😳
Japan: 😲
As the real Zhong Xina, I can confirm this is an accurate representation of Chinese society. Well done citizen. +90,000 social credits.
yesır
T- 34 *
IS- 2*
You have you movie in fast furious 9 different
Thanks Dong Xina! Sweet hair dude!
Where is COVID made in China???that's more powerful than mongols
非常好视频，爱来自物资充足的中国上海🇨🇳👍
好好好
马上到你家门口
危（狗头）
好工作！+10000000000000000000000000000sc
社会信用增加(误)
very good video, made my credit high
Love it
As a non chinese, non japanese, non russian, non german, nor mongolian, I confirm everything on this is indeed accurate
I m just here to inform that I am the 100th person to like your comment 😂😂😂😅😅😅
120th
How did you confirm that? you live here?
@@tangosolo9354 Jealousy people will just confirm anything that smeared China.
lol the same as you
I allways thought that "Scorpo is my history teacher" was just a meme. But this meme is really turning into reality.
牛逼 好看 喜欢🤩
终于遇到国人了
I watchted this over ten times already yet still enjoying.
To be honest, this video portrayed the chinese history quite accurately.
Ahem... Chinese nationalists in the beginning singing A Chinese communist song.
@@Moskal91 it's a catchy song
No. Miss the two opium war with the British (Very important)
@@thecheesen and what does that have to do with anything
This is absolutely inaccurate. It’s not just superficially inaccurate, but pretty much non of events are accurate or in order, neither are characters... I am disappointed by this video even if it’s for entertainment.
That Japanese army is raising my simp rate
Cringe
Hello
Make some Memes Ben
💀
That CCP army is raising my simp rate, Sir.
sc -30000000
@@kubaxlo3995 I agree with you
不错👍
真好聽
My body is overloaded with social credits , I'm about to die !
But if you lose them you die worse
наша следующая тема в школе- история китая. ИДЕАЛЬНО
Теперь всё знаешь
As a Japanese, I feel eager to study Chinese history!!!
That is a very, very huge task. Chinese history is too long and very complicated.
Thank you！the history of China is very interesting and hard, and I am from China.
good luck dude
CHinese history is long and complicated, and it's not only about Mao Zedong
Yeah. I’m Japanese, so I know how complex Chinese history is. They have changed their emperors again and again, and conquered and got conquered…….
@@heptaverse4570
very good vedio, love from China
The best thing I've seen on the internet in a while. You sir have made my day.
Scorpo always blesses us with the best quality content on youtube
特地扛着二百斤麦子，十里山路不换肩，观看如此精甚细腻的作品
你真吹，世界上只有一个人能肩抗二百斤十里山路不换肩
nc video,love from China❤
Bing chilling.
The Bing Chilling Ending is the most best ending ever
As a Chinese, I can confirm we have been trying to obliterate anime in our country(doge)
现在还好，很多小作坊起来了，虽然很多梗元素有些刷宝产能也慢，但剧情节奏和音乐气氛都很棒
Even I’m a Taiwanese,I still got social credit from west Taiwan
man i cant even imagine how much social credit this guy gets
man will lose 69420 because he specifically japan as china
@@sunna3152 oh yea
probably zero because the singers wear kuomintang hats
@@Goat69699 йх. , обид
@@quan-uo5ws nah it will be negative
I think I'll never see something as perfect as how the echo in John Xina's voice fits into the end of the vid
非常好视频❤❤❤
this is the best 20th century east asia history film ever on youtube, but pls remember zhao xina isnt real , it won't hurt you XD
A real masterpiece doesn't exi....
69 likes nice. NO ONE LIKE
Cada vídeo de estos es una genialidad! Ya solo falta la versión de un día normal en Latinoamerica
Por fin otro hispano parlante :D
Capaz y vemos antes de eso la versión de un día normal en Africa
Si
También falta del sudeste asiático, africa y medio oriente
Al fin encuentro otra persona que habla español
非常好视频 爱来自湖南🎉
English translations on the Billboard @ 00:02
1. "Russia and China against Anime"
2. "Winnie the Pooh Funny"
I feel the social credit flowing into me
coming from a person who dont even know what social credit is.
Edit: watch?v=nGhOssPumUU&t=1s There is a brief explanation, but such stuff doesnt get alot of upvotes or views because it doesnt fit in the "new" western narrative.
in US
-10000 social credit for not understanding social credit
I can already hear China getting ready for your immense power
@@jamiechen9705 Oh no... But at least they didn't gave me an execution date.
The ironic thing is this video would be EXTREMELY illegal in China.
You don't know a thing, you just a pineapple
CZcams is banned in China🤔
@@vivianl.2077 At least I understand how to use proper grammar. Your lack of professionalism speaks volumes to your absence of intellectual capabilities.
true haha
Except for zhong xina 1:27
If I ever get a boat bassmark is what I will play while going flat out
我是外星人，谢谢你的视频让我找到家的感觉😊
Great historical accuracy, however I seem to notice 1 minor detail you've got wrong; at 0:10 the emblem on the hats are representing the kuomintang. This does not match the song they are singing. Otherwise great production, valuable dissertation on Chinese history in video format.
Make the KMT sing praises to Mao, that seems perfectly in step with the crap propaganda that the CCP spews forth.
🐷，真的令人恶心。又搞这些仇华宣传。
@@taipeistp5660 I hate all propaganda. The stuff from the CCP is just some of the absolute most cringeworthy and worst made out there.
@@whyjnot420 You make it sound like all Chinese hate CCP, in fact more than 90% of Chinese support CCP. Hatred of CCP is just propaganda against China.
@@taipeistp5660 I am only speaking for myself.
As Korean, it is really hard to choose between Cringe China, Chad Mongolia, UwU Japan and the glorious John XIna China
Ngl, our glorious leader *john xina* is the best for sure lmao 🤣
Sorry but you don't need choice....good luck :)
You called chaina cringe -1000👎 social credits
You called Mongolia Chad -500👎 social credits
You called UwU Japan social credit +0🤚
You called Glorious John XIna China
+20000👌
Wait I thought Koreans see themselves Chad
@@doofreadbro5549 nah fam china
每天一次，神清气爽❤
脱敏训练，每日一次🎉🎉🎉
You definitely did your research. A lot of people don't know this but the Nazis were actually training Chinese troops during the 1930s. It's surprising how Japan and Nazi Germany never went to war because of that.
Because Nazi Germany ceased relations with China before war broke out. It was still the 1930s and Japan was still expanding while maintaining relations with the other world powers. Also, the Shanghai International settlement was still present at the time and they were not willing to risk an open war, especially with Britain.
bruh someone stole your comment
F
A bot stole your comment wow
@@annoyingguyoninternet1631 Not anymore.
Interesting. What happened?
В этом видео вы узнаете:
Про завоевание Китая монголами и восхождение династии Юань.
Про попытку вторжения монголов в 1274 году в Японию.
Про японо-китайскую войну 1937-1945 годов.
Про советско-японскую войну 1945-го и полное освобождение Китая.
Про войну Мао Цзэдуна с воробьями.
Про становление культа личности Мао Цзэдуна.
И это всего лишь за 2 минуты.
1945 Советско-японская война и полное падение Китая
LIKE para usted
Это не монголы это жонгары
Это пистец угарный ролик я так не угорался ,миска риса и тысяча лет жизни вам
Однако, тут было не всё.
very good video，love from China
I have no idea at all what I'm watching but I'm 100% sure this must be genius
For those who are wondering, the poster at 0:16 is from the Japanese wartime movie “The Legend of Tank Commander Nishizumi”.
破防了
请加大力度
为什么你要空这么大
I am slightly offended by this as I am Chinese but I also can’t stop laughing. 😂😂
same lol
"毛泽东唉“
@@junhongwu1882 要是毛主席在世，他也不会在意任何人对他的无论是羞辱讽刺还是搞笑创作。第一眼的确心里不太舒服，但是世界人民热衷于娱乐化，那就入乡随俗吧，也许可以打开思路，不要那么严肃。
小粉紅 POV
@@user-ct8rq8du1r 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈😂😂😂😂😂😂不会在意 对😂😂😂😂
最后那一段儿我笑翻了
第一遍：这是他吗什么东西？
第二遍:天上太阳红呀红彤彤诶~
I usually don't re-watch videos but this is the 6th day I'm watching this in a row... Great job scorpo! Keep em memes flowing.
Very fun and meaningful ,love from CHINA
这下搬运不了到bilibili看了（）