A Normal Day In The BALKANS
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Serbian Folk Song - Serbia Strong
Thompson - Bojna Čavoglave
Bosnian Folk Song - Bosanska Artiljerija
Marshi I UÇK
We Are With Marshal Tito!
Michael Hunter - Soviet Connection (Houcemate Edit) - Zábava
I'm gonna be real honest, this is my favorite video on the entire internet. The songs are beautiful, the transitions are smooth, the visuals fit very well the lyrics, and there's just something glorious about Marshall Tito ressurecting from the dead and shooting lasers from outer space to reunite Yugoslavia. 10/10 can't stop watching this
This video is so damn glorious in all things.
And thanks to that video im addicted to the Tito song geez
@@KartingRules Yeah the Tito song is really awesome
@@KartingRules Serbian fascism is not glorious.
Serbian fascist songs are not beautiful.
@@waymilky442 Agreed, fascism is not glorious, nor good in any way; however, neither KARTING RULES! nor I are advocating in favor of fascism; we're simply saying that this video is both auditively and visually pleasant.
in Balkan there are 5 seasons :
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, War
😂😂😂😂
I mean not wrong.
😂
spring, summer, fall, winter, war, s.t.a.l.k.e.r
middle east has 5 seasons aswell
Fun fact: Montenegrins don't appear here cause they're probably sleeping.
And the macedonians?
@@jacaredosvudu1638 Probably sleeping as well😅 don't know about Greeks and Bulgarians tho
@@laseryy4820 this remebers me of a certain white n blue country with a sun
@@laseryy4820 Greeks are crying in debt while Bulgaria is... well... Bulgaria
@@laseryy4820 they're sleeping too...that is your answef for every other balkan country not in this video 😅🤣🤣 change it a bit like :
Slovenia is doing escort profession.in Austria, North Macedonia is having a seizure....
Bulgaria is massaging Romania etc 🤣😂
Honestly, I'm convinced that Tito did actually have superpowers. How else could he have held Yugoslavia together?
He was a freemasonic puppet and installed to "rule" these lands. There were tons like him, installed, surved the purpose, then gone. Besides, he lived like a full blown capitalist while the majority of population struggled to survive, ugh... I have no respect for that.
with the gravitaional pull of his massive dense balls
respect +420
Hahah. Cant agree more ,,,, 💪💪
Udba
0:44 he looks so fucking pissed lol
Serbian/Croatian interactions in a nutshell lol
@@strahinjagovas a Croatian I can confirm that. It'd be a miracle that we wouldn't basically kill eachother
Slavs: We are all brothers!
Also slavs: * *perpetual survival tournament between each others* *
Like true brothers, they want each other dead
Balkan invented battle royal lets be honest
Balkan is the place to cause two world wars
@@pfpstealer Poland can into Balkans?
@@privatetrash2810 *NO POLAND CAN INTO EASTERN EUROPE POLAND CAN NO INTO SPACE*
Nobody:
Croatia: EEEEEEEEEEE, AAAAAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOO
Literally 😂
I am from Croatia. I can confirm. That's how we communicate
@@drunk-man5465 **Casually screams on the distance**
@@charlesjakesamadan4008 Every morning, everyone's yelling.
@@drunk-man5465 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ahh shit,here we go again
Ну вот, скоро новые треки подвезут
this is probably the largest collaboration on history.
Yes as someone who lives in the balkans I confirm.
True
Infinity war eat your heart out
Lenin rolled
55 days at peaking is biger
As someone who does not live in the Balkans, can confirm, this is very accurate
As a Vietnamese half the world away, i agree
As a literal central american I can confirm
as an indonesian living in indonesia, i can donfirm because i hear those blasting sounds everyday at 3 am
As someone who lives in Ireland I can confirm
The explosions are alarm clocks
As someone who lives in Turkey, I can confirm it is accurate, I became a Slav after my land became a part of Balkan Federation
Imagine not hating your neighboring countries- This was made by the Balkans gang 🇸🇮 🇷🇸 🇭🇷 🇽🇰 🇬🇷 🇹🇷 🇲🇰 🇷🇴 🇧🇬 🇲🇪 🇦🇱 🇧🇦
Wow
Zašto je Srbija dva puta?
Greece has had issues with all four neighbouring countries, but mostly with ottoman empire/turkiye. With north Macedonia there was a huge issue but it was solved (mostly) in 2018-2019 and now they don't beef as much. With Bulgaria Greece is very friendly. They don't beef
@@goatgamer001Greeks still cry for Hagia Sophia after 570 years 😂
@@emreiris114 but in a little bit y'all will stop existing🙂
the albanian song makes me feels proud even though i'm not alabanian
Is not good song
You are Voltana, Fatherland calls you 🦅🇦🇱
@@dhomtepushkes analbania have no history 🇦🇱🏳️🌈☪️🤦🏻♂️🤣
Love albanian
You are of the rifle. Join us UÇK!
As someone who is from the Balkans I've gotta say every second of this video is 100% accurate and unbias
True
True
True
true
Yes
Me a Croatian
Serbian - I can understand it
Bosnian - I can understand it
Russian - I don't know it verry well but I can understand a lot of words
Albanian - What the hell is he saying ?
Ermmmm raki? (universal language of the balkans).
@@gabrielsulanjaku8885 rakija and yes
@ViperActual I know that , they were under ottoman rule for a lot of time but still
It to be like that.
Lol
I am not from the Balkans, but I have been to each of those nations, and this feels very accurate. Very well done.
It is accurate my friend ,it is
When have u been? Hopefully not during the 90s☠️
@@Xoxo-se3pt April 1999 the first time, Post Dayton Accord; SFOR.
Well here we go again
As a Balkanic, this is what happens everyday, everywhere.
Pretty much. Along with Greece battling debt, Bulgaria arguing with Macedonia and Romania just chilling with Moldova.
Its all true(there is something different,we don't even listen to the albanians) most of balkans don't understand them so we kindda just ignroe them
Indeed
@@bulgarianiraqimapping skopje*
@@hunnyfox225 nah thats haram what about apple juice😎
War crimes: Committed
Borders: In disarray
Songs about homeland: Banging
Yeah it's gamer time
Hotel: Trivago
Uz Maršala Tita
Time for HOI IV
So how many war games is there about the Balkans?
@Shunran ZHANG what
As a Turkish Thracian, I can confirm that I cannot sleep on my bedroom due to balkaners singing their anthems every day.
Well... here we go again...
Serbia: chilling
Croatia: rocking out
Bosnia: CRACKHEAD
Albania: DOGE
Nah bosnia’s a drunkard.
The Albanian one is the best in my opinion 🤣
Greek: I In Danger
I am from croatia
Tito: *done with everyone's shit*
if you could attach a generator to Tito you could create endless power from him spinning in his grave.
''He's shivering in disgust and anger and we are laughing, YOUR LAUGHING!''
a generator that runs on IMF loans?
BAAHHAHHAHAHHHAHA
too true man, too true...
@@HipFire1 that's officially too far.
Can we just appreciate how all the songs here absolutely SLAP
YUGOSLAVIA 🎉🎉🎉
Respect from Vietnam
Romania and Greece: * Become slavic *
Everyone: **confused Roman screaming**
xD
Romania in rome word not slav
Romania is still slav Also
@@redxd3219 yes but also not really, origin is roman but real origin is Indo-European (thracians)
@@user-ru9wf4yx7r Huh I thought they originated from mainly gypsies
albanian part actually souns like dark souls boss theme
because it is
everybody gangsta till marshi i uck plays on the mountain side.
@@gigasigma8373 everyone gangsta until UÇK play marshi i uçk
adem nashari AH ANOTHER DOGED CONTENDER
Lol
@@bruhmoment-wq5cy help nato help
Актуалочка подъехала
лет 20 как не актуально
Italy loves you all, also the space Tito flying around, uniting people
I’ve shown my Bosnian Girlfriend this, and she has no clue about internetism and memes, yet she still says this makes perfect sense and toodled off singing the songs.
Where are you from?
...
Answer please, who have no teeth, mustache and smells like shit?
@@panxenofan Hitler
I'm a slav Girl (Bosnijak🇧🇦) and love These memes and war Songs it's litteraly my Hobby everything about Yugoslavia
My god, this is a masterpiece!
I just laughed very hard for 5 minutes listening repeatedly this masterpiece.
"SE KTU JAM DEM BABA DEM, PER KOSOVË NAP SHPIRTIN TEM!" 🤣🤣
Foking awesome video.. The last part with TITO - priceless...
This is what I pay my internet for
I nisi se pokajao hahaahahaa
Original comment ngl
Everyone: we will kill and defend our homes
Drunk Bosnians: igraj igraj igraj ooo opa ARTILJERIJA
Hmm know I understand why for muslim banned alchol
something like "haha gun go brr ratata"
@@Yes-ct1md Finland drinks more then we-russians, but they are awesome and living happy)
@@andrewflow7033 alcohol and cigarettes can't bring happiness
The Bosnia part is based
This is the best video on the internet I really like your videos
Easter European land has always had the spicy tunes of war
The Albanian war song sounds like it could be in a video game
Serbia have song *Hriste Bože*.
Listen this song, and you can be teleported to Medival games.
@@drakon6958 it cant be replaced with “marshi i uçk” in this video
@@drakon6958 LOL
No please ! On a Disney film yess
takoje
How many meme you need to put in 1 video?
Scorpo: yes
Edit this how much animal memes you need to put in 1 video?
@@pop-1208 not animals...
Stereotypes.
@@pop-1208 this is propaganda by Egyptian kid no memes
As a croatian, the song can't go out of my head😭
Can you tell me the name of that song plz?
@@zvqzkocroatian song is
Marko perković thompson- čavoglave
Make some clips about Bulgaria also. Thanks and keep doing great videos❤️
I told my therapist I was afraid of the Albanian Doge army, she reassured me it didn't exist, I show this video, now she's seeking therapy.
This coment made me laugh after crying my eyes out thank you
Yes we will recruit doges
They are in the doge NATO
Wait till you see Denmarks army
@@Nick8944. ok frog
As a Serb I can confirm this happens on daily basis, that goddamn flying Tito has burnt my car fifth time this week
😹
agreed
Damn Tito how you dare,he can't have a insurance
lol
Hahahaha
This is just beautiful
Watched 12 times. Cannot stop... Cool songs, coll depiction of Balkan politics. And cool Tito return... It is definetely about Balkans. Video leave sense, that Balkans will be torn by feud, until Tito will not return after long sleep as epic heroes (someone who like to king Arthur) do in legends - to restore peace and unite entire Balkans.
The fact that the Bosnian jets have the number 69 and the tank has “Anti Cringe Department” on it make this video 1000 times better
chads bossnians
No ,it makes the video 420 times better
@@Amar-ux7gi based bossnians
Sad part is we dont have any of those in reality hahaha
@@ssjtalla23 Tanks yes, jets no
*Tito arrives*
Goli Otok population: *OVERPOPULATE*
underrated comment
LOL
We have a serious lake of serb warcriminals there these days
(I'm from Croatia)
El Bake, Dr.Agan i Milokrad su prvi na redu.
Neki će da oteknu, a neki će da se ostrve.
Amazing work
As a Bosnian from the balkans I love this! 😂
If the Yugoslav gang got back together they could do so much :(
Long live Yugoslavia!
when your favorite wt streamer/ytber awtches your favorite slavic memes channel
Agreed
Well Boys u Heard it whats stoping us? Some armies? Well what stoped Tito?
@CVN-68 how doe u too fkin far away bro?
The start of the Albanian song sounds like a final boss music
It is.
But it didnt pass vibe
its so badass tbh
@@a_l3x801 it was in a whole another level tbh
@@xmanknight6984 didnt say it was bad just didnt pass vibe
Necesitamos más vídeos como estos
wow, fantastic video
Some guy : 1990s was the best decade!
Some Yugoslavian : Aw shit, here we go again.
SIC too
CIS *
Whole Eastern Bloc: Aw shit here we go again
F
True
Mom: why do you play with those crazy neighbour's kids?
The neighbour's kids:
Artilerijaaa 😂😂😂😂
J o i n
Mi a fene there are so many likes?
We are normal you are wierd
@Complex CR and the only one making genocides is serbia
Wow this is so funny and dank I love these so much
As someone who is from Bosnia,i wanna say that the video is AMAZING 👍😌This is my favorite video but fr😌😂
That one kid: "Mom! What's "Balkans"?"
The Balkans:
Ay
**epic anime opening**
The Balkans: Hold my rakija
With Greece Romania furom bulgaria kosovo and turkey
@CoolestkingErdiAnik Channel As an American, I have to say it looks like fun over there
The Balkans: the anarchy server of Europe (for Asia its the Middle East, Americas Central America)
Central Asia seemed more Anarchy
what about Africa?
@@Fryguy76951 literally everywhere (except South Africa)
Caucasus tho xd
@@flyingsquirrel1135 in south africa they spent to kill white
A GREAT VIDEO. I LOVE IT
I kaughed my ASS out on the last part of the video! Like i was crying bc i was laughing that hard
Everyone: We will defend our land
Bosnia: I'm a drunkard tho
finally someone points it out that line kills me each time 😂😂😂, though I love the ending before Albania,
the melody of the music and words, before Albania really hides the bloody meaning of the whole thing to someone like me who doesn't speak a lick of it all 😂😂
Drunk Bosnian: *Yeee Artillery go boom boom*
Better: "I'm a drunk, partying Bachelor with access to high explosive ordnance."
@@domonicmalcolm443 All those songs are actually bloody.
Croatia sounds more drunk "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "OOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Holy shit
@l4ka why?
Its the law
Wow look oxide is here 😂
Was good homie when new video coming out
@@JohnSinatra88 Yesterday, but also this week
I don’t know why but these songs make my day better
every song is a banger in this
As an Albanian I can confirm this is how we live .I can actually hear the doges singing from distance
As a Croat, I can confirm that we're building a nuclear weapon called "Žilavi Čovijek".
or burr ka shum sllva ktu ndihesh i sulmum
As an Serbian i.... WAIT A MINUTE ALBANIAN AND CROATIOAN!? (joke)
@@SkeletonO-ns5ty U rlly firendly no irony
@@paridhysi7741 thx you too
As a Greek I could say the albanian song had an epic beat , I liked it very much
thanks bro, I love that one song by Zorba the Greek as well
Greeks and Albanians are one people my friend divided on an ethnic basis 🇬🇷☦️🇦🇱
Agree
It is very good
Legit same 😂 as a Greek I loved it
Daymmm Albania came in differently 🔥 🔥🔥
No
@@denkapeneva2018yes😢 cry ab it
@@Supeveryone129 hajde shqipe sheepe 🐑🐏 allahakbar 😍☪️👐👐👐👐👐👐👐
@@denkapeneva2018 bro cringeee stfu 💀💀man’s obsessed with us
as an italo-albanian i approve
Albanian part gave me chills
I think the albanian guy is the only one there that can actually sing
@@donaldhysa4836 The Serbian one a little too but the other ones were just loud screaming to me
The Albanian was the best for me. I listened to the whole song and my favorite part is when the singer says « I’m as ancient as Europe itself »
@@basedkaiser5352 Thats cuz we are :D
@@gamingsimp4278 yes the Serbian one is being smart and not trying to do high notes but the Croatian guy deserves the crow as the avatar he be like "EGHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" xD
Anyone: "How did hate on balkans start?"
Me: "At beginning the God created Earth..."
Dobro si to rekao
😂
God is a Serb and he Will protect us
@@jits-dn7bm Satan maybe, but God not for sure
@@domagojcapko4152 its a joke, none of them have nationalities lol
This is a most epic thing I’ve ever seen.
It's seems part 2 is coming right now
You can feel the pure passion and drive of Albanian Doge through the way he vibrates as he's singing.
as an albanian i can confirm this happens often. u get used to it
@@absoluteknock I'm an American and I'm dying to visit the Balkans someday, especially Albania since it has so much incredible history like the retreat of the Serbs in WW1 and the Italian War against Greece in WW2. Are there any places you'd recommend I'd see or avoid? And what do Albanians generally think about American tourists?
@@kidfox3971 oh wow i am completely unequipped to answer any of this. i’ve lived in america my whole life (unfortunately) and i’ve only been to alb twice, but i totally recommend going and really appreciate your enthusiasm lol. the beaches are great
also bunkers. there are so many bunkers dude. so many
@@kidfox3971 Albanians love America and Americans. Depends where you wanna go? If you want great beaches Albania has got plenty, Durrës, Vlorë, Sarandë, Ksamil, Shëngjin etc... If you want ancient ruins or medieval castles you should visit Butrint, Shkodër, Apollonia. If you want mountains there’s Theth. There are many other great places I would recommend like the Syri Kaltër, Valbona river, Vjosa river etc. Try Google some of these things and tell us what you think.
Everyone gangsta
*'til the Tito Zombie creates the Balkan Federation*
He had enough of everyone’s shit after he left, so someone had to fix it
@@Armin2012 indeed
Its called yugoslavia yk
@@sigmablyat SFRJ + Albania = Greater Yugoslavia. Greater Yugoslavia + The Rest of the Balkans = The Balkan Federation.
@@Vinner yh k u right
One United Balkania under Tito!! 👏😂
This made my day
The Albanian war song unironically bangs.
all of the songs are so good
@@KartingRules The Serbian fascist one certainly isn't.
@@waymilky442 none of these are fascist, words have meaning. But all are supposed to be nationalist. That's the joke.
@@waymilky442 yea we see u hate and say it's not good and is fascism but I think same about siptaria
What's the name of the Albanian war song ?
I really like this as an albanian. This video kinda unites us because it is funny. Way better than spreading hate 🇦🇱❤️🇷🇸🇭🇷🇧🇦
Hiqe flamurin e shkive
very true 🇷🇸❤️🇦🇱🇭🇷🇧🇦
🇷🇸🇦🇱🇭🇷🇧🇦♥️
DU HAST DAS VERGESSEN🇽🇰
@@kosovar_floppa nerv nicht hahaha
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Us Montenegrins be sleeping till you wake us up 🔪💀👹
As a Montenegrian I can confirm we where sleeping while this video was recorded
As a Montenegrin, you are a Serb :)
@@user-lj5mx2nm2q kosovo je crna gora
@@user-lj5mx2nm2q As Montenegrin I can ur brain dead
@@user-lj5mx2nm2q Lazy one :p
@@user-lj5mx2nm2q 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ma i zrak je srpski
The Albanian one got me GOING
When they said they’d give their breath(s) for Kosovo, *they truly and seriously meant it*
@@tacticalfall4505 bro after hearing it I am willing to give my breath for kosovo and I am greek
@@tacticalfall4505 TRADE OFFER!
I GIVE YOU: YOU GIVE ME:
my breath Kosovo
Do you accept?
@@user-ke1gt6xe8p lmao
@@user-ke1gt6xe8p based greek
PLZ DO MORE OF THESE THEY ARE LEGEDARY
исходя из последних новостей в Албании наверное играет тот самый трек из этого видоса.
Да в Косово снова решили сербов выжить
🇷🇺🇦🇱☪️🧕🏿🏳️🌈🧕🏿🤲😂
@@denkapeneva2018bro stfu the whole ballkan hates y’all 😢
This video legity made me interested in Albania. I have listed to some Yugo turbofolk before, but man, that Albanian song!
Albanian language is very beautiful, unique and refreshing to listen to, you can check out many Albanian music artists, they snap.
the song is called Marshi i UCK, you can find this with english subtitles
@@xmanknight6984 Already listened to it few times this week :D
@@Vitalis94 I know stories about people who went to war just because of this song
@@Vitalis94 Well the war was Kosovo vs serbi and not Albania vs serbi.
Just saying...
Great thing that you get interested about the Albanian people. Its like a hidden history of people trying to survive many different occupiers.
As a Romanian, I totally approve of Tito shooting eye lasers at us from outer space while squatting in a tracksuit and uniting us into Greater Balkania
As another Romanian, I invite you to move to Kosovo.
U7h;
Glory to Balkania!
why taking the turkish land if its not acknowledged as balkan country in this video 🙄🐺
@@Dienaris fun fact: românia can't into Balkan, because wallachia is called "ungro-vlahia" 😂 the cringe is real.
I remember that I saw this when it came out and didn’t understand a single thing now I understand mostly all of it
Me year ago: hahahaha such a funny clip, it's all true haha
Me now: oh god, oh kurwa 😳
Как насчет небольшой СПЕЦИАЛЬНОЙ ВОЕННОЙ ОПЕРАЦИИ, ТОВАРИЩ?!
ngl the albanian part was lit af, I listened the song for about 20 times already lol
Marshi UÇK the name of the song.
Gave me literal goosebumps
@@lollllolll. yeah, goosebumps of serbs killed in kosmet
@Colby Hill welcome to the forever lasting dispute.Sit back and enjoy,take some popcorn
@@epiclydum you mean rakija?
Macedonia: Attempts to join the EU.
Greece: Prepare for trouble
Bulgaria: Make it double
LOL !
But they are in NATO, all of them! Lol
As an Albanian who was born and raised in North Macedonia
This is completely true
Albania: To Protect the World from devastation. To unite all people within our nation!
@@lenini056 EU requires agreement of all EU memebers on whether a country can get in. NATO requires you to be useful for the USA to get in
0:35 Me after a week without a single shit taken:
Fantastično.❤❤❤❤❤
Just imagine Scorpo’s search history
“Hats”
“Cats”
“Birds”
“Ravens”
“Doge”
“Military uniforms“
“Explosions”
“Accordions”
“Lasers“
“Polish Cow”
“Sloth”
“Rifles”
“Artilery”
“Tanks”
“Cars”
“Flags”
“Josip Broz Tito“
“L a s e r s”
I see nothing wrong here
E X P L O S I O N
Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu 5 gram. this is a Polish cow?!
@@card1llac269 on russian it is Iosif
@@prar7450 it's Josip, you western
Other songs: we must take up arms to defend our land
Bosnia: drunk artillery
@@vojvoda-draza bekrija, not delija ahhaha
Its haram
@@MohammedKhayati- true but its just a song
@@MohammedKhayati- какой харам, нормально босняки, пейте! меньше слушайте фанатиков ! харам бля
Slovenian anthem:sounds civilised but it was written by a possibly drunk guy who gave fruit to children,slovenia history be like that.
As I am residend of the croatian republic, this is very very very accurate, awesome video, 10/10, I am impressed.
Guys its crazy lkke...im a cute bear and ive visited balkan many time starting in 2011. Only violent thjngs happened...to cute bear...rocks thrown by children in sarajevo and mugged in Sarajevo also. In 2011. Then...craziness in Skopje once. Helicopters and soldiers everywhere i think during colors protest. Lived in romania and albania. Loved it. Was recently on beach holiday in Shquiperia it was great to be back. Balkan is favorite part of world
Im from serbia and i can confirm this is a normal day here, every tueseday tito comes out of his grave
I heared he and Enver always meet up on tuesday. So the rumors are true
Yeah im albanian and we fight on a daily basis
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Tuesday check-up with Enver & Jozip
He is true
00:17 that cetnik cat is absolutley fire
ах майка му, пак ли Югославия
Great video, none the less
Almost forgot to watch this today.
“Dejvid”. So the rumors of modern day Albanian kids being named “Brajan” are probably true 😱😱😱
Same.
Same