A Normal Day In EUROPE
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Hardbass Name:
Vivaldi - Cantate Cessate Drill Remix
First French Empire - Chanson de l'oignon
SABATON - Winged Hussars
Alan Aztec (feat Uamee & Bertra) - ITALIA
Alan Aztec - BassMarck (feat. R5on11c)
Alan Aztec & uamee - Big Russian Gun
Alan Aztec - Born in Russia
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 2 - Zábava
_"A NORMAL DAY IN EUROPE."_
*Meanwhile in the United Kingdom:*
"And Now for Something Completely Different".
United kingdom (Mostly England) being a rape documentary.
You could make one of these videos about Britain/Ireland
English
Welsh
Scots
Ulster
Irish
Surprise Norwegians
Icelanics
Bretons
@@rustyshaculford1882 don’t forget about the *Fenians*
Or the Picts, they still exist somehow
still europe, just not the european union
@@volvodgio l think that Sweden
*THE ONION LEGION WILL NEVER DIE*
yes
Vive l’ oignon et le empereur
@greyisH you’ve said this two times now
@greyisH stop advertising.
Au pas comrades
You forgot the part where the french song literally translates to “But no onions for those Austrians”
"No onions for Austrians, no onions to all these dogs." cuz dog and Austrian rhymes in french. Autrichiens = Austrians / Chiens = Dogs.
@@wahcat1982 “Non pas d’oignion d’Austrichens, Non pas d’oignion a tòus che ciens” i think
@@-thanawat-8296 "Non pas d'oignions aux autrichiens, non pas d'oignions à tout ces chiens." that was a pretty good attempt though!
@@wahcat1982 thanks
@@wahcat1982 "Non pas d'oignons aux autrichiens, non pas d'oignons à tout ces chiens."* ya pas de i à oignons jsuis chiant je sais
As a French, I am proud to be represented as a Napoleonic Pop Cat
As a French, I can admit that everyday I fight Italian while singing songs about onions
but what a coincidence I fight French while talking about how pizza, pasta and football are Italy.
@@overomanlord2214 you want to say we destroy french
@ムクᴹᵘᵏᵘ⁴² 🏳️⚧️ in fact we are ironic 😅
I totaly agree with u / je suis totalement d'accord avec toi
Tout pour l'empereur "la garde meurt mais ne se rend pas " ^^
As an italian, yes, I usually fight frenchies and nazis in a centurion armor dual wielding a gladio and an AMX 160
ok u good bene u latin speaker im a romanian so i am latin too
American historical dramas be like:
Questo commento è di proprietà della Repubblica Italica
Don't forget about the pizza catapult
and a pizza catapult?
1:52
Me in 2021: 🤣😂
Me now: 😐😦
This video contains both a lethal dose of concentrated Meme but also more European history than I ever got in an American high school
I like Europe because it's a mixture of culture that goes from classic opera to deep hardbass all in 1 second
How about classic opera hardbass?
Europe is just "war, the continent"
@@mrapple2544 and America is just "make war in other continents"
@@mrapple2544 Yes
Universe: How many world wars do you want
Europeans: Yes
The only reason why Europe is good is because PEACE
Europe every century: We doing another world war?
Also Europe: JA
@Imperator Stephanus 30 Years War (17th century), War of Spanish Succession, War of Austrian Succession, 7 Years War (all 18th century) and Napoleonic Wars (19th century) could all be called world wars, given that the belligerents spanned multiple continents as well as involving most of the world's industrial base at the time.
What do you mean every cetury
All Germanys every year From 1200-1500: AUF NACH POLEN
@@trdrudedude6099 to be fair, a lot of Germans were actually invited to settle in eastern Europe by multiple kings and queens (especially Russia invited a lot of Germans)
France and UK every 10 years :
-Do we fight again ?
-Volontier.
@@loris.rodriguez Pure cultural tradition !
at first I thought Chernobyl ending was a joke, but now I am not sure
Dang
Soon, Russian will did it again.
My family is super French so I can confirm everyone in France is a beluga cat and singing the first French empire.
As a Swiss mountaineer I can confirm that there are doge-birds flying in the alps.
As a German I'm pretty sure what you saw were our new camouflaged Hundeswehr stealth bombers, checking if you're still neutral...
HUNDESWEHR HAHAHAHAHA
Hundeswehr must be the funniest thing I've read in a while.
@@stielimusterman3066 May I use that term Hundeswehr in my novel?
As a cheese made in Switzerland I can confirm
This is starting to look prophetic.
Marvel: "Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
Europe:
When Americans claim that they have culture and deep history.
The Lord himself has spoken
Well most Americans share the same history as Europe since they came from there
@@klol3369 So like he said, they have none of their own
@@scoutman66 i mean everyone's culture derives from a previous one tho...?
They have what
I like how the walk song is literally the same melody we use in Sweden during Midsummer festivities, but we call it "little frogs" or små grodorna.
Lol
That was actually made to ridicule Napoleon and the French in general, it has the tune of Chanson l'Ognion, a French military marching song. The little frog refers to Napoleon I think lol.
Små grodorna, små grodorna, är lustiga att se!
@@kakalimukherjee3297 Not at all it's an hymne because Bernadotte king of Sweden imported a lot of French soldiers musicians and culture into Sweden, Bernadotte family is still ruling Sweden to this day
is that before or after u burn a high ass dude in a bear costume?
I guess there will be a “part II”
**Portuguese and Spanish armies slowly backing up to America**
German army: sings about tanks
English army: sings about ruling the waves
Soviet army: sings about victory
French army: sings about liking onion
germany sings about the bismarck (a battleship)
To be fair Germans sung about a flower and a woman named Erika
We all sing about what we miss
Italian army: sings about pizza pasta and football
@@valeriodelaurentiis5614 Yesss
Scorpo is my history teacher 🤣
lol да 😅
UAMEE IM UR BIGGEST FAN EVER I LISEN YOUR HARDBASS ON SPOTIFY EVERYDAY 4HOURS WHEN I COME BACK FROM SCHOOL AND 10 HOURS IN SATERDAY AND YOUR BUTIFUL MUSIC WITH ALAN AZTEC😁😁😁😍😍
The man himself.
Ah yes italians used horses when germans used tanks lol
And my
Napoleon was so successful and the french army so strong that they didn't care anymore about writing a real military song, that's called being a chad.
Fax
Bluds be trollin on a 173828 killstreak
Sabaton! Nice touch.
Switzerland: Ahh....another peace day for my life in Europe
12/10 нейтралитета
Can we talk about how smooth the transition between Italia and Bassmarck was???
A smooth transition to Germany, probably the first time since the anschluss
@Wonka the italia remix is from hardbass history 2
Otto Hardbassmark lol
Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿?
As a swiss I can confirm that our neighbours like onions, pizza and deutsche Panzer
+ Beer
@@mei_plays3559 enemies in war, united in beer.
It’s 24-Fb-2022, and another normal day is underway.
No 😭
Just in case someone is curious of that “Onion Song” its called “Chanson de l’oignon” literally “song of onion” in french.
I started learning french after listening to this song and that was the worst mistake i made in my whole life. Français est tres difficile…
You forgot the determinant in your sentence, and the "è" on "très"
Dont worry mate, if you keep going, one day you’ll be able to speak this language, just keep going and do not lose your determination
Yes, French is hard but it's not impossible :)
Ah, ne vous en faites pas, parler français est très difficile même pour les Français eux-mêmes
As a native speaker I can't myself, speaking a proper French so don't worry mate.
Когда знаешь что означает русская реч в клипе.
Русские?
+
@@gloomynickname2263 да мы русские.
Idi
Na
Прикол
Plz stop speaking taco.
As an Englishman, I confirm the Romans fire pizza at us from catapults on a daily basis
As a french I'd add that we are firing cows at you from trebuchets on a monthly basis
Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿?
A normal day in Europe:
- A nation gets a new leader, new leader creates an empire, new leader marchs on Russia, new leader's empire ends.
Warning:never invade Russia in winter or close to winter
Countries featured:
1) First French Empire
2) Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
3)Roman Empire
4)Third Reich
4.5)Battle of Waterloo, British Empire defeats First French Empire
5)Soviet Union
Beautiful masterpiece as always Comrade Scorpo.
What about the holy Roman Empire?
How about the Ottoman Empire
@FBI_Guest 0:29 display a Doge which seems to represent the Duke of Wellington so I guess it counts
(And 0:35 British Army in the middle)
I miss the spanish, Portuguese and Dutch empire and the video wouldve bean perfect
Bro the british didn't defeat nothing at waterloo they were pushed back by the French out of the village and retreating until the Prussians win the battle
Здорово всё-таки быть европейцем
Согласен. Каждую секунду всю Европу может захватить художник, а потом тебя мучают вопросом «Коммунизм, комраде?» или «Демократия?». Каждый день бы так!
@@Tortel2303 Мне кажется ты обесцениваешь достижения художника, говоря что это может произойти каждую секунду, он такой один, великий и ужасный, но зато свой. А на счёт cumмунизма или демократии похуй абсолютно, в Европе много стран и каждый может найти себе по вкусу полит.предпочтений.
@@user-us3vi4pm7t Охх, а еще когда Сербия убила Франца Фердинанда такое приключение было!! 🥰
Чёрным еропейцем родом из России, с родословной из Казахстана
А Черным Властелином - еще лучше
Отличный микс из музыки, мэмов и стереотипов. Как и весь канал в целом. Удачи в творчестве и продолжай в том же духе.
Наконец через столько комментариев я нашёл русского человека
@@d-games4785 Аналогично.
Chernobyl ending becoming more likely
"Днём пишу скрипты на Пайтон" - true, true, comarade!
Весьма )
Why
@@donnybcv123 because we can!
No false
0:47 As an Italian, I am proud to be represented by Roman Swole Doge
True hahaha
AUTO, PIZZA E PALLONE, QUESTA È L'ITALIA
The weakest Italian is just a swole doge
@@bt-7justclowning yes. A Italian swole doge is weak. But a ROMAN SWOLE DOGE is stronger than a normal Italian. The Roman swole doge is a gigachad
@@PeppinoSpaghetti189 see porcodio
well... you're not wrong
As a Russian person, I can say that everything is happening exactly that. Videos are beautiful!
As a Pole living in Germany, who likes Onions and Pizza, I can confirm that this is true every day.
yes
do people dance on you
Witaj bracie
A AUSTRIAN EATING ONIONS!!!!
THE FIRST FRENCH EMPIRE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
"As a Pole living in Germany"
👀
*NNN Day 11: Me and my fellow sturmtruppen soldiers' were ambushed and encircled by Hentai Army a large force of porn and other degenerate content, we have fought day and night. For four days we have resisted but at the fifth day in the morning we were running out of supplies and morale in this desperate situation we fixed our bayonets, drew our swords and knives to charge at the enemy taking them alongside us to death. May those who are still fighting stay strong and win.*
*-General Ferdinand Wagner German Imperial Officer*
do people unironically do NNN?
@@nerdybacc yes
imagine not staying in trees lmao
-vietnamese
I've fallen comrade
Into the dirt with you!
The hawk looked cute in the ending
Love how Sabaton was mentioned in this, they are my favorite music artists!
As a Belgian i confirm this is what i see in my backyard every week
Wtf belgian are french
@@marcnawezi1877 sir i think you have the intelect of a American soldier in WW1 except you have acess to the internet and education
@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 come on i was teasing you, la vérité c'est que je suis français et que si tu ne connais pas l'histoire je peux te la rappeler : La belgique libre et independante a cessé d'exister en-58 avant JC lorsque cesar a réalisé la guerre des gaulles c'est le deuxieme territoire annexé par Jules, ensuite les Francs l'ont récupéré et c'est seulement depuis la mort de premier empeureur que la grande bretagne a décidé de créer la belgique et en plus de ca vous avez les couleurs de l'allemagne sur votre drapeau ca vous rend tout de suite moins français c'est sur
@@marcnawezi1877 I dont speak bagguete but somehow undertood that.
@@marcnawezi1877 tu a fumé soldat ?
As a Lithuanian i can confirm that this is a *Normal day* in Europa.
Normal? Not AB normal?
Ayo Lets Team Up Again -Poland
Germany,Russia and Austria wouldn't like that
That cleary is a normal day in Europe
@@deraffe6249 Not AB normal?
French: sings about the great marching and onions apparently
Italien: Sings about ballistics and food
Germany: sings about tanks, battleships, planes and vodka
Russian: sings about communism and conquest and also Slav
Normally it’s crazier but this is right for the rest
NOW THATS THE GOD HARDBASS HERE I LISEN EVERYDAY 😏😄
*Listen*
Я русский харбас лутшая музыка
As your 69th like, I agree, because HARDBASS is always NOICE!
Me be like: 165 likes. flexing about it on my hole class😂😳
My classmates: good for you.😃😃
Countries in the video (I hope that's all)
0:15 French Empire
0:28/0:34 British Empire (Against the French empire)
0:38 Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelt
0:46 Roman Empire
0:59 German Riech
1:16 Poland (for a second) being killed by germany
1:23 Serbia being bullied by 2 germans
1:27 Britsh Empire and French Empire (again) probably after the battle of Waterloo
1:30 Russia/USSR
1:32 German Riech VS USSR
1:39-2:08 Pretty much a normal day in europe
1:53 CHERNOBIL ENDING
Pretty sure that 1:05-1:08 is a reference to the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest
You forgot italy
tfw they don't include central europe
You forgot serbia also it was getting bullied by two germans lol
@@user-galacticboi it was the Roman empire
As a french, I can confirm that we LOVE onions
what SCORPO makes is pure gold. He deserves more subscribers!
I shall rest in Valhalla until the “A NORMAL DAY IN AMERICA.” is released.
“A normal day in America”
Canada: freezing to death, poutine, and fighting Quebec.
US: Russia with more guns
Mexico: fighting each other
That’s the only thing I’m envious of Europe for, we don’t have memetacular relationships with our neighbors.
@@nodishtoodeep3053 south america, starving and trying to leave
@@nodishtoodeep3053 * Laughs in Free for all wars during the 1800 in South America *
We basically kill each other and when dont have anybody to fight, well, civil war it is.
@@craimaxblack Sad for Argentines, Cuban Venezuelans...
@@MolotovKiller south america is the most irrelavant continent
As a Romanian I can confirm that I am actually a vampire, and this is indeed what I see from my castle in the Carpathians
Am greek
Am italian
Must be a nice view
@@volrath247 That, it is.
Am russian
This is just beautiful
0:22 epic moments
Italy:pizza
France:onion comrade
German:erika
British:queen
USA:oil
BASSmarck not Erika
british: tea
poland: loud horses
@@superfranek62 ever heard about winged hussars of Poland
@@Puneeth.l Dude I am polish?
00:50 ah yes, my country
1:30
My comrades ...
Crazy vid man!!
Man the creator of this video has pretty good knowledge of languages/geography/history/culture... Not to mention the graphics and animations are great!
As a fellow Serbian, i confirm this is our everyday life in Europe.
Edit: MOTHER IM FAMOUS.
Europe is so peaceful and civilized isn't it? Must've been great.
As a french I 100% agree lol
As an italian pizza pasta mandolino, i agree.
As a german:
thats what we do all day
@N O a rare sight of a Serb and Albanian not fighting to death in the comment section, as a Serb I am truly and rightfully amazed.
Europe = Bigger Balkans
Sir we can't stop their Beat our Drones keep blowing up.
Quand nos chants parlent de bouffe mais arrivent à faire trembler l'Europe, on peut dire que l'on a réussi notre objectif
Probably stole that idea from the Italians too :)
@@Boretheory Oh yeah man, I forgot that the Romans Empire was singing about Pizza during the Gallic conquest, football, and pasta. All of it with autotunes, man, Romans were ahead of their time by 2000 years, quite amazing.
Bruh Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿???
I'm learning more about history from Scorpo rather than from my history classes
Napoleon be like: This is a normal day in Europe *century's later* still normal
Это очень странно, но и одновременно смешно из за всех этих собак •-•
I LIKE THE ONIONS WHEN ITS GOOD
0:16 as a French Canadian and Italian person I confirm we like fried onions
Wtf how can you be 3 nationalites
@@draekoh7413 French and Italian are also ethnicities, not just nationalities.
@@slurpeecloud999 wait what thats cool.
Is no one going to talk about Le Austrian Painter at 0:05?
Lol funny
It's actually historically accurate. That's where he died and that's how his looked like
As a American with British this tomfoolery is too fockin accurate bruv
Das ist ein sehr cooler Teil, ich mag den Teil mit Deutschland und Russland sowieso das beste Video, das ich je gesehen habe
France: Napoleon German: Nazista Russian: Dres and hardbass Poland: HUSARIA
I am French I can agree this is exactly what append every day
Excellent video...
As someone who lives in Europe I can confirm this is just a normal day
As a European , I fully admit this is a normal day here.
The Scandinavians were missing... What happened to them?
C’est bizzare la session commentaire
Scandinavian here, we are literally just seen as the friendly neighbors up north that are always just peacefully mowing the lawn in the background, nothing interesting has happend in Scandinavia since the time of the vikings
yes. In my Balkans this is nothing
@@tohomand You forgot the Invasion of the soviets and the germans in ww2?
As a Italian I approve this as pure Italian moment
Viva le legioni romane ed eterna gloria all'Impero Romano e agli Dei che vegliano su di esso!
As a certified European living in Russia and having relatives in Germany I assure you - everything in this video is true. It is a documentary, really
Being russian
Beign european
PICK ONE
@@MrKiljeaden89 lol, most Russians are Europeans! We are located in Eurasia, and Eurasia accommodates Europe and Asia
@@user-mw8yg2tn7q russians are asians culturally and politically.
@@wladislawortlieb8992 They are Slavs so you are wrong about culture. I'm from Poland and I'd prefer to party with Russians than French or Germans.
@@007arek I'm russian, it's my opinion about our culture.
Russian culture and history is full of cruelty, despotism and hypocrisy.
For a whole 20th century, we held half of Europe in slavery. Is it possible to feel something other than disgust for the Russian past?
amazing x)
as a french i confirm we always sing about onion, but just a thing, if an austrian demand onion remember "PAS D'OIGNON POUR LES AUTRICHIENS" ( no onion for the austrian )
As Polish citizen that has been all over Europe my say on this topic is, it do be like that over here
Жаль, что в русских субтитрах есть ошибка. Видео, как всегда, шедевр
А может так и надо🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
@@svetlanasath7792 вряд-ли. Я не могу придумать, зачем такое надо
Скорее всего все-таки намеренно.
В других субтитрах же тоже пиццу и лук используют вместо слов
@@Jedai_Games вообще то это реальный перевод, а в русских субтитрах просто фразы поменялись местами, явно ошибка
@@rwepnca7424 пересмотрел. В самом деле есть такое. Ну да и ладно, главное мы поняли, а на нерусскоговорящих пофиг)
Scorpo the one I like!
Anytime Sabaton plays I become ever more happy with life especially *WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE*
i just noticed how the romans are holding their swords, perfection
As a French I approve that the first party about France is totally true and we sing the song of onion everyday with our army
Well austrian people will be offended cause that
@@northwesteastsouth7437 No onion for you brother, sorry
Bro Where is Azerbaijan 🇦🇿?
I love how most if not all of scorpo’s videos have either bass bomber, disco panzer, or both playing
This is pure gold 😂😂 good work bro
0:47 YEEEEEESSS!!!!
This has to be my favorite video. The editing, it's so clean. The clothing on the animals, perfect. The music is just mwa! Beautiful work Scorpo!
Boosh
I’m proud of my French, Czech, and Irish family side.
i love it!
I like that Serb in the middle 1:25 🤣🤣
As an fench myself i agree this everyday in Europe
t'aime l'onion frit à l'huile toi aussi ?
J'aime l'onion quant il est bon
Mdrr ça se voit vue ton anglais...
Oui
DONNER MOI DE L'OGNION
Masterpiece
I am so thankful you used Sabaton for the Winged Hussars 🤣
Me, being a casual historian part of the Auto, Pizza and Pallone gang: catapults threw poisoned pizzas in order to fool the enemy. Huge rocks were used to EXPORT DEMOCRACY
Mi sai che sei italiano
@@someone_5861 Bè si capiva un pò anche dal nome.
Only pizza on my way, only rock for the democracy!!
@@vittoriof.8088 vero
Export democracy e' come chiamano oggi la Pax Romana. Quella che se non ci entri, ti entra lei in casa.
Average American: we biggest
Europe: u sure bout that (edit)
Polski język trudny, ale angielski tak kaleczyć? XD
Germany ? they were never very big lol
as Poland you should Praise Napoleonic France Empire extended from Madrid, Stockholm to Dubrovnik Stopping at Poland because he loved Poland and wanted to punish Prussia and Russia (And he had a child with a Polish noble and this branch is effectively the only direct branch of the Emperor)
@@ommsterlitz1805 Fixed, thanks.
That Bassmark part was fire
Low quality shit at 2 AM is just perfect