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  • Which organ is best? Which is tripe? FIND OUT NOW*. Then visit curiositystream.com/medlife and use the code 'medlife' to get a YEAR of Nebula and CuriosityStream for only $15. Watch 'The Body' and thousands more high quality videos from top documentary makers and your favourite indie educational creators.
    * - These results are based on scientific studies, but they're too complicated for you to understand, so I won't link to them. Some classify the information contained herein as 'opinion' or 'subjective' or 'confused nonsense' or 'deluded rantings of a fool' or 'scurrilous libel spread by a pathetic malcontent who [REDACTED DUE TO ONGOING DEFAMATION SUIT BROUGHT BY INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS OF THE GALLBLADDER] thus needing it to be surgically removed from his [REDACTED DUE TO ONGOING PATENT SUIT BROUGHT BY RECTO-CLEANSE ANAL LAVAGE INC]', but they merely demonstrate their ignorance of the Organ God and his visceral ways. You are entitled to your own opinions about what constitutes a good organ, but how do you know that's not just your brain trying to sway you into voting for it?
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Komentáře • 4,2K

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis  Před 3 lety +2066

    300,000 subscribers today! Thank you all, from the bottom of my sigmoid colon. curiositystream.com/medlife.

    • @Zcgdsvhugde
      @Zcgdsvhugde Před 3 lety +18

      Shout out for the new salivary glands

    • @michaelhaney9432
      @michaelhaney9432 Před 3 lety +1

      Congrats! I look forward to 1 Mil

    • @mariosc.3127
      @mariosc.3127 Před 3 lety +24

      i Identify as a lymphatic system and I'm offended by this video

    • @imnothere6906
      @imnothere6906 Před 3 lety +5

      That was.... deep.

    • @glaucomflecken
      @glaucomflecken Před 3 lety +4

      That is way too low, even by Davy Jones's standard.

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 Před 3 lety +7090

    A group of organs ranking a group of organs.

    • @anon-y-moose
      @anon-y-moose Před 3 lety +671

      More like the brain ranking it’s coworkers

    • @splenden2235
      @splenden2235 Před 3 lety +238

      @@anon-y-moose and ranking itself at the top

    • @zer0751
      @zer0751 Před 3 lety +61

      @@splenden2235 no, second best

    • @breguera77
      @breguera77 Před 3 lety +187

      @@splenden2235 The manager cant award himself employee of the month. its just unethical

    • @gamerman9605
      @gamerman9605 Před 3 lety +6

      @@zer0751 3rd

  • @davidhill5879
    @davidhill5879 Před 3 lety +4415

    Brain
    Pros: thinking
    Cons: thinking

    • @satyr1349
      @satyr1349 Před 3 lety +26

      Dont get me started on neuroses...

    • @thelight6496
      @thelight6496 Před 3 lety +24

      @@Madhattersinjeans the brain is a super god tear for me

    • @zxvats
      @zxvats Před 3 lety +18

      @@Madhattersinjeans wtf you wrote , you sounds like indian guru

    • @stalinmao14
      @stalinmao14 Před 3 lety

      true

    • @madil2259
      @madil2259 Před 3 lety +5

      @@thelight6496 i can see that after how you misspelled Tier.

  • @AsterInDis
    @AsterInDis Před 3 lety +4631

    My friend called the uterus an "onboard 3D printer"

    • @tarunganesh4211
      @tarunganesh4211 Před 3 lety +62

      LMAO

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 Před 3 lety +58

      Love this description 🤣

    • @ellanica
      @ellanica Před 3 lety +46

      they're not wrong, tho. XD

    • @CanyonF
      @CanyonF Před 3 lety +103

      yknow if you print in multiple parts you won't have issues taking it out of the container when its done...

    • @vivaciousmyosotis
      @vivaciousmyosotis Před 3 lety +37

      @@CanyonF but then you have to put the parts together...

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 Před 3 lety +1604

    My Mother : Do you really think the Doctors of the world waste their time on memes?
    Doctors of the world :

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff Před 3 lety +42

      Immediately thought of chubbyemu

    • @TheLegendofphantom
      @TheLegendofphantom Před 2 lety +22

      Mememia
      Mem from the word meme and emia meaning *PRESENCE IN BLOOD*
      Meme presence in blood

    • @cevatkokbudak6414
      @cevatkokbudak6414 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@TheLegendofphantomwhat

  • @mechotechno
    @mechotechno Před 3 lety +10374

    The fact that the brain didn't put itself in god tier shows just how humble it is.

  • @Santiago-ke7yj
    @Santiago-ke7yj Před 3 lety +4714

    Brain: S Tier
    Also brain: Literally the one who is making the tier list.

    • @EclipseClemens
      @EclipseClemens Před 3 lety +471

      Name one other organ that can do an organ tierlist.

    • @user-sn9ou8ww2x
      @user-sn9ou8ww2x Před 3 lety +377

      *insert Obama giving Obama a medal meme*

    • @felpshehe
      @felpshehe Před 3 lety +85

      I think its biased

    • @cgg2621
      @cgg2621 Před 3 lety +20

      It spent most of its time slagging itself off

    • @tst648
      @tst648 Před 3 lety +20

      that's why it knows it could have been better ;)

  • @shorifulhaque5137
    @shorifulhaque5137 Před 3 lety +803

    - Is cardiologist
    - 'Heart attacks are caused by blood clots. This is new information to me.'

  • @tobiasrietveld3819
    @tobiasrietveld3819 Před 3 lety +269

    "Wheat enslaved humans. It's gone from a random grass to the most dominant plant on the planet with a subservient species of biped that eliminates all its competitors and guarantees its perfect living conditions."

  • @greasymoth4172
    @greasymoth4172 Před 3 lety +12258

    what a valuable black market shopping guide

    • @Synths-n-Guitar
      @Synths-n-Guitar Před 3 lety +49

      lolololol

    • @as.829
      @as.829 Před 3 lety +710

      Be careful about individual differences though! For example, my brain is F tier so you’d definitely get ripped off if someone sold it to you.

    • @TheBroZem
      @TheBroZem Před 3 lety +172

      @@as.829 you sir turned an already god-like comment into perhaps the best thread I’ve read all year.

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 Před 3 lety +8

      LOL! Comment of the month.

    • @aiestef
      @aiestef Před 3 lety +32

      Right? I'm in need of a kidney (or two), and I saw a supposed black mkt organ pricelist recently - kidneys were the most expensive of the lot! These resellers need to watch this vid & rethink their prices, so that I may finally have a chance at selling my regenerating liver for a kidney (or two)

  • @XinHun
    @XinHun Před 3 lety +2482

    This is what peak medical expertise looks like. You might not like it, but this is it.

  • @MLakeside
    @MLakeside Před 2 lety +759

    Man I gotta disagree with eyes and ears, they should be vice versa! The eye is full of design flaws, while the ear (the cochlea in particular) is an engineering masterpiece!
    Eye: backwards retina? Blind spot? Get a grip!
    Ear: performs Fourier analysis for sound signals. Integrates vestibular system to the same organ to save space. And don't get me started on sound localization! These bad boys can't orient like eyes and are basically 1-dimensional, but they team up and tell you where the sound is coming from based on microsecond-scale time difference!
    (I'm making my bachelor's thesis on auditory mechanotransduction. I learned ears are hardcore AF)

    • @smellycat57
      @smellycat57 Před 2 lety +71

      Well I'm 100% convinced. Hope your thesis goes well.

    • @comradegarrett1202
      @comradegarrett1202 Před 2 lety +105

      I love how the ears have co-opted the skeleton into growing the tiniest and most delicate bones just to make their sound conduction a little better

    • @desi-420
      @desi-420 Před 2 lety +10

      yeah, the eyes suck even though they're useful

    • @katiebrice1894
      @katiebrice1894 Před 2 lety +44

      The issue with ears is how goddamn delicate they are. If you listen to loud music regularly you can cause tinnitus or even slight deafness.

    • @Tideman11
      @Tideman11 Před 2 lety +1

      I fully agree. Ears are so incredible sensitive and have an incredible dynamic range.

  • @msd7544
    @msd7544 Před 2 lety +89

    As a healthy, athletic 20 something year old who had her gallbladder removed a few years ago, when it randomly decided to start growing polyps, giving me the worst pain of my life, I felt vindicated watching it be put in F tier.

  • @prh83..
    @prh83.. Před 3 lety +2113

    Never knew how much I needed to hear someone call the prostate an 'absolute wasteman'

  • @fjordling
    @fjordling Před 3 lety +1625

    "Skin, truly horrendous", there is a tragic backstory there somewhere

    • @MrMineHeads.
      @MrMineHeads. Před 3 lety +238

      Racism, melanoma, warts, pimples, and those god awful ooze from popping warts and pimples.
      Obviously F Tier
      Edit: Y'all don't understand that because brains can discriminate against skin colour, it is a flaw on both the brain and skin. Brains can't discriminate against hearts or lungs or livers or kidneys. They can discriminate against eyes and skin. What I'm tryna get at is that these organs have features which can be exploited by racists to discriminate. Other organs don't have such a feature.

    • @MrStudioso
      @MrStudioso Před 3 lety +68

      Well i think he did mention somewhere that in med school he use to get skin rashes or hives or something. So it’s personal

    • @CED99
      @CED99 Před 3 lety +25

      RF had to do a dermatology rotation...

    • @littlered6340
      @littlered6340 Před 3 lety +4

      I audibly gasped.

    • @Alex-ik8pr
      @Alex-ik8pr Před 3 lety +25

      @@MrMineHeads. racism is brain and what are you taking about, popping spots is like a mini-game lol

  • @AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur
    @AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur Před 3 lety +1312

    "The prostate is F Tier."
    Bottoms: Hold my Frappe.

  • @izzie9526
    @izzie9526 Před 3 lety +454

    "Mucus is the grossest bodily fluid"
    Bile: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @nightlight3169
    @nightlight3169 Před 3 lety +2786

    i see this is completely not biased towards heart

    • @MedlifeCrisis
      @MedlifeCrisis  Před 3 lety +1243

      No idea what you are talking about. I have no bias whatsoever ❤️💕🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💔❣️💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

    • @MedlifeCrisis
      @MedlifeCrisis  Před 3 lety +1258

      PS I hearted your comment

    • @sololovemeet
      @sololovemeet Před 3 lety +65

      Lmao

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper Před 3 lety +153

      @@MedlifeCrisis this is the reason i love you from the bottom of my heart

    • @alfreduberstein
      @alfreduberstein Před 3 lety +21

      @@MedlifeCrisis Great humor, hahaha :)

  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid Před 3 lety +4213

    And this kicked off the great war between cardiologists and gastroenterologists of 2020.

    • @appa609
      @appa609 Před 3 lety +204

      The pulmonologists were busy for some reason

    • @yy-qj8ym
      @yy-qj8ym Před 3 lety +136

      Nah, gastroenterologists are too busy looking up rear ends

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley Před 3 lety +82

      Not to mention the outraged dermatologists!

    • @dacisky
      @dacisky Před 3 lety +25

      "And this kicked off the great war between cardiologists and gastroenterologists of 2020."
      Gets popcorn.

    • @paulmatthews7458
      @paulmatthews7458 Před 3 lety +9

      @@LeoStaley Don't be touchy about it :)

  • @xyz7572
    @xyz7572 Před 2 lety +652

    As someone with a uterus and ovaries, yes those fuckers are wonders of nature, but they also cause so much PAIN.
    Endometriosis is one of the most painful chronic afflictions people can have (and I stand by that assessment), and the fact that the ovaries don’t always make all the eggies go to the uterus but sometimes let them wander out into the abdominal cavity to cause ectopic pregnancies which KILL, make ovaries and the uterus bad design badboys.
    Plus, who invented periods?? Why not just reabsorb all that blood instead of becoming an open and bleeding internal wound each month? Ridiculous! Bad design.
    D tier.

    • @emmym9276
      @emmym9276 Před 2 lety +111

      Reading stuff like this reminds me how desperately we need more research to be done on the uterus and ovaries. Like why do they cause so many problems? HOW are eggs able to escape the tubes and cause ectopic pregnancies so often??? and most importantly, why the hell did we evolve to have periods??? I feel like there isn't enough done for people with uteruses :((((

    • @tanya5322
      @tanya5322 Před 2 lety +44

      @@emmym9276 the majority of ectopic pregnancies occur within the Fallopian tubes, not outside them. An ectopic pregnancy is when a fertilized egg implants somewhere not inside the uterine cavity

    • @emmym9276
      @emmym9276 Před 2 lety +16

      @@tanya5322 Yeah most ectopic pregnancies are in the fallopian tubes but Abdominal ectopic pregnancies also happen.

    • @SomeoneBeginingWithI
      @SomeoneBeginingWithI Před 2 lety +67

      I was thinking this too. A lot of the organs get points detracted for the problems they cause, the uterus shouldn't be exempt from that.

    • @xyz7572
      @xyz7572 Před 2 lety +1

      bleh whatever What? 😂

  • @4Leka
    @4Leka Před 3 lety +182

    Dude, describing what ears do would sound damn-near magical if we didn't have them ourselves. I mean they allow you to remote-sense things you can't touch or even see based solely on changes in air pressure. You can detect a predator behind a bush because they stepped on a twig. You can hear your neighbor banging behind a solid wall. Ears are a literal wall-hack.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 Před rokem +27

      Not to mention that the inner ear also acts like a gyroscope and allows us to detect changes in motion. Admittedly that makes it responsible for sea sickness, car sickness and simulation sickness, but that's more the brain's fault for interpreting signals wrong than it is the inner ear's.

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Smell is the weird one for me. You're doing a chemical annalysis of the air around you at all times and you can't turn it off. I could be invisible and silent but you would still detect the particles wafting off of me.

    • @Violet_Parakeet
      @Violet_Parakeet Před 8 měsíci +3

      Also responsible for our sense of gravity if i remember correctly

  • @norakvarefelt7851
    @norakvarefelt7851 Před 3 lety +1416

    I don’t think the thyroid deserves to be put in E tier. Mine had a really great work ethic and gave 400% when I only asked for 100%.

  • @nickarehart3968
    @nickarehart3968 Před 3 lety +887

    Nobody:
    Dr. Rohin Francis: Top 10 Anime Organ System Betrayals of All TIME

    • @TheoJay615
      @TheoJay615 Před 3 lety +65

      I cried when the prostate turned over to team cancer...
      It got so bad that Radiation (a former villain) had come in and save the day.

    • @theophrastusbombastus8019
      @theophrastusbombastus8019 Před 3 lety +23

      -"Omae wa clot shindeiru"
      Some bleedaboo probably

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 Před 3 lety +4

      CUTE LITTLE PLATELETS 🥺

    • @littlered6340
      @littlered6340 Před 3 lety +5

      @@theophrastusbombastus8019
      I'm upset at myself for getting this joke.

    • @KurtRichterCISSP
      @KurtRichterCISSP Před 3 lety

      @@TheoJay615 Who doesn't love a good redemption story

  • @dylanherron6912
    @dylanherron6912 Před 3 lety +80

    am i the only one who immediately got up after he said a deep vein thrombosis is caused by sitting still for a while? haha

  • @alejandroduranrodriguez9681

    How can i reset the personalities i just attributed to my organs according to the ranking of this absolute madcardiologist

  • @TV-lh3jx
    @TV-lh3jx Před 3 lety +2582

    As someone with eczema that F tier for skin is 100% accurate

    • @MewPurPur
      @MewPurPur Před 3 lety +38

      Dang, I had eczema and it was pretty awful. Hope you're okay.

    • @opielee847
      @opielee847 Před 3 lety +20

      I got 2/3 most common forms of eczema on both hands...... it sucks

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah, below f teir if u ask me, I have psoriasis 😭

    • @brandyw.8034
      @brandyw.8034 Před 3 lety +45

      nah, skin has its problems but the reason your not a blob of infections is skin, totally b tier.

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa Před 3 lety +5

      ditto

  • @Guywith2usernames
    @Guywith2usernames Před 3 lety +585

    "Prostate is f tier" - a straight man

  • @DemICE666
    @DemICE666 Před 3 lety +44

    As someone with psoriasis that F tier for skin is 100% accurate

  • @zensputnik5815
    @zensputnik5815 Před 3 lety +47

    Blood deserves to be at least A tier for being such a low risk high reward unit.

  • @DrAdityaReddy
    @DrAdityaReddy Před 3 lety +1309

    There is one impostor among us
    Appendix: nervous sweating

    • @andrewrobertson444
      @andrewrobertson444 Před 3 lety +51

      Although recently redeemed as a repository for gut bacteria. It promotes repopulation if the rest of the biome gets wiped out.

    • @revolvency
      @revolvency Před 3 lety +49

      @Heather Petersen just let the babies eat her mother's shit, or maybe just do some poo transfusions like a normal person

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah Appendix super sus

    • @RoosSkywalker
      @RoosSkywalker Před 3 lety +5

      My appendix was yeeted at the age of 7.

    • @timurtheterrible4062
      @timurtheterrible4062 Před 3 lety +9

      Appendix is z tier. Absolute trash.

  • @spruceg00se
    @spruceg00se Před 3 lety +1474

    * *Medlife crisis is a doctor* *
    “I go days without using my brain, and no one really seems to notice” 😂😂😂

  • @intothevoid1996
    @intothevoid1996 Před 2 lety +28

    Totally agree with the galbladder placement. I had to get it removed 3 months ago at the age of 22 (which apparently is stupidly young.) And why? I tried to become healthier by losing some weight and my galbladder decided to punish me for it. Yes, it develloped stones because I wanted to become healthier. 0/10 would remove mine again.

    • @kumud9827
      @kumud9827 Před 4 měsíci

      did you stop having any fats? that's not a good way to get healthy

  • @dharmikpatel1841
    @dharmikpatel1841 Před 2 lety +21

    I have never seen such a perfect combination of science and humour

  • @jen350-1
    @jen350-1 Před 3 lety +499

    “The uterus is S tier even if it loses the plot every month or so” that’s one way to put it...

    • @_the_
      @_the_ Před 3 lety +100

      I'm currently very devided between: "thank you utuerus for giving me the chance of having a baby" and: "how can I get rid of this thing, it's a bloody hell" Any advice?

    • @anthropomorphicpeanut6160
      @anthropomorphicpeanut6160 Před 3 lety +99

      @@_the_ same, I wish we could just activate our uterus at our own will. No more accidental pregnancies, no more monthly pain, spend less money in pads. It's a win for everyone

    • @CailinRuaAnChead
      @CailinRuaAnChead Před 3 lety +118

      Nah uterus is so buggy it's 100% E teir at best. Good idea in principle but atrocious execution.

    • @NotSoNormal1987
      @NotSoNormal1987 Před 3 lety +38

      It's like, I love my kids. But the endo pain makes me want to cut the organ from my body myself.
      Hopefully I can get a surgeon to do that for me. 🤞

    • @CailinRuaAnChead
      @CailinRuaAnChead Před 3 lety +84

      @@NotSoNormal1987 this exactly. And even a perfectly healthy normal uterus can cause intense pain every few weeks because... Reasons?
      No. Uterus is absolutely not a high teir organ. If the devs nerfed the pain receptors and the blood loss (which is a huge debuff) then it might rank higher but as it stands it's a really poor design.
      There are good uterus builds out there but human is absolutely not one of them.

  • @Goldenwolf-ve1fm
    @Goldenwolf-ve1fm Před 3 lety +1311

    "It metabolises almost everything you put in your body, no matter how idiotic."
    This man just seriously roasted 7.9 billion people with an extra 4 words.
    I've got to respect that.

    • @bread5795
      @bread5795 Před 3 lety +35

      @toaritok im pretty sure if we stopped eating meat we literally could today

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT Před 3 lety +71

      @@bread5795 I'm pretty sure if Africa was politically stable we could do that today

    • @Lillith.
      @Lillith. Před 3 lety +1

      @toaritok we don't have the alternatives in place. 5-10 years should be enough to get everything on an acceptable level.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 Před 3 lety +19

      @@GIGATHEBOT If Africa were politically stable, a major number of the world’s problems would go away. If we could get China and the US to mutually agree that pollution is a bad thing too, we’d fix just about all of the world’s problems, though the US has been working on that last one for a while now. China, not so much

    • @nn_eptun8602
      @nn_eptun8602 Před 3 lety +1

      he roasted himself

  • @furinick
    @furinick Před 3 lety +55

    Honestly, just want to see someone try to propose a redesign of the body, come on, make those feet simpler, same with spine, choose what organs to remove or even add

    • @alt6877
      @alt6877 Před 2 lety +13

      First thing we need to fix is the eyes. Backwards retina??? Who’s idea was that?

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 Před 2 lety +6

      Why make the feet simpler? they serve a function. We compress our feet in shoes all our lives, no wonder they don’t work properly. And we encourage improper gait with excess cushioning. The spine shouldn’t be simpler necessarily but should be redesigned more for our vertical lifestyles.

  • @MissMouchies
    @MissMouchies Před 2 lety +14

    Having Celiac disease as I do, you instantly earned my trust by denouncing the domestification of wheat. Glutenati indeed

  • @AlgaeGaming
    @AlgaeGaming Před 3 lety +243

    "The goddamn hepatic hulk, the abdominal abomination, the monster of metabolism: it's the liver."
    10:36 I'm not even remotely into (real or fake) wrestling/boxing, but now I want you to announce an organ competition.

  • @alexwolski3344
    @alexwolski3344 Před 3 lety +250

    "You can die of deep vein thrombosis if you sit still for too long!"
    *Immediate gets up and does jumping jacks*

    • @keineinfo9213
      @keineinfo9213 Před 3 lety +39

      Great one because sitting lets the thrombus form and standing up imidiatley shoots it up to the lung

    • @alexwolski3344
      @alexwolski3344 Před 3 lety +9

      @@keineinfo9213 Oh no! So I should... exercise in place? xD

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan Před 3 lety

      @@alexwolski3344 Take blood thinners.

    • @ArtFreak17
      @ArtFreak17 Před 3 lety +11

      @@RoScFan And increase your risk of the opposite problem - hemorrhaging way more easily. :,D
      (Though of course doctors try to closely monitor clotting factors and whatnot, when administering them.)

    • @7own878
      @7own878 Před 3 lety +2

      @@keineinfo9213 Through your hearth... Just wanted to mention that. It basically travels through your veins through your right heart chamber into the artery to your lungs. Only there it does act like a plumb. Very bad to fix that one...

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom Před 3 lety +16

    This video does 2 things for me:
    Makes me feel like I'm dying
    Makes me feel stupid for not being a doctor or being able to talk coherently for long enough to do one take

  • @CevinChurch
    @CevinChurch Před 3 lety +18

    On my first dissection in med school, one thing amazed me more than anything. The MASSIVE size of the liver. I mean, it's ridiculous. It's bigger than the freaking heart!?

  • @monkeyman5105
    @monkeyman5105 Před 3 lety +268

    Alternate Title: Doctor roasts every organ for 22 minutes
    Edit: Every organ except the kidneys and liver

    • @xTheUnderscorex
      @xTheUnderscorex Před 3 lety +2

      He's saving that for a parody of culinary CZcams

    • @madil2259
      @madil2259 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nattygsbord i eat the liver but not of animals.

    • @madil2259
      @madil2259 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nattygsbord that's because it has the taste and texture of a chicken wing.

    • @deus_ex_machina_
      @deus_ex_machina_ Před 3 lety +2

      @@madil2259 H-how do you know that!?

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth Před 3 lety +303

    Rohin easily has the skills to make a video relying solely on his comedic chops, but nope. The madman found a way to make this genuinely informative at the same time, and we love him for it.

    • @marek9784
      @marek9784 Před 3 lety +6

      It's rediculous how much I've learnt about the human organs from a 20 min video, while still being an absolute banger.
      This taught me more than a whole section about organs in school, and if I where to be a bio teacher this would be the first thing I'd show when starting a section on organs, it will entertain students and teach them something at the same time.
      But if course it's been universally agreed that students may not enjoy a moment of school.

  • @roasty247
    @roasty247 Před rokem +13

    Weirdly the most impressive thing for me was that the lungs can buffer exogenous sources of acid and alkali with modified breathing rates...never knew that. Thought it was only in response to endogenous acidic soluble carbon dioxide.

  • @jailyn555
    @jailyn555 Před 3 lety +12

    This is one of the best videos i've ever seen. I love how it changed my perspective to some organs, and I kinda want to treat my body better just by your commentary. Thank you for this!

  • @glaglelolba6279
    @glaglelolba6279 Před 3 lety +784

    "Heart never takes a break"
    Laughs in cardiac arrest

  • @Roll587
    @Roll587 Před 3 lety +418

    This is rapidly becoming my favorite channel.

    • @Flokirie
      @Flokirie Před 3 lety +4

      Can't agree more.

    • @AWWx2
      @AWWx2 Před 3 lety +1

      You DO realize that this channel is aimed almost exclusively toward smart people with a sense of humor, particularly nurses, nurse-practitioners, and those folks that call themselves "doctors of medicine". The rest of the world, us normal folk get only 1/3 the jokes here and think this guy speaks too fast and knows more than any god-like human should pretend to know. Thankfully, he admits it when he talks about the kidneys, lungs, heart, and brain and a few other organs no one has quite fully explored nor fully understood yet. I think he's got the basic fluid dynamics and electrical phenomena of the heart and lungs down okay by now, seeing that he thinks he's a real life cardiologist-surgeon; not just one who plays one on CZcams.

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi Před 3 lety +1

      @@AWWx2 what would make nurses particularly smart and why ?
      Speak for yourself if you don't understand 2/3 of the jokes.
      Agree that this channel is S tier only because it's still improving after all this time so I don't know what god tier would look like

    • @vincentpatalinjug5380
      @vincentpatalinjug5380 Před 3 lety

      "Nurses in particular" lol how?

    • @vincentpatalinjug5380
      @vincentpatalinjug5380 Před 3 lety

      "Nurses in particular" shows how little normal folks know smart people in the medical field. PT, OT, RT, SLP, Psych, RT i can go on for days. You can add these to your list.

  • @brandyoshi865
    @brandyoshi865 Před 3 lety +9

    When he said "What causes this appalling thing? Sitting still for a while." I immediately shook my entire body.

  • @Laura-mu9ky
    @Laura-mu9ky Před rokem +7

    im a medical student and have been binge watching your videos this last week since i found your channel. amazing content, can't wait to see more! thank you for making them, they make a great companion to my lonely dinners (and make me feel slightly productive when im procrastinating haha)

  • @LillyRose211
    @LillyRose211 Před 3 lety +591

    “Oh my god blood, you’re insane. D tier.”
    Why is that so funny?

    • @overlyfatman9722
      @overlyfatman9722 Před 3 lety +7

      ikr it laterally transports oxygen and nutrients

    • @captainahab5522
      @captainahab5522 Před 2 lety +1

      @@overlyfatman9722and can randomly clot and kill you

  • @augustortiz
    @augustortiz Před 3 lety +120

    “We landed on the moon, but we also made Cats ™️ “ well stated.

  • @whatcanidooo
    @whatcanidooo Před 3 lety +11

    This video left me really stoked about having a heart and liver

  • @Sethhfranklin
    @Sethhfranklin Před 3 lety +5

    This is now my favorite medical video on CZcams. Well made and hilarious!

  • @hannah57
    @hannah57 Před 3 lety +689

    "[The uterus] chills out for about 95% of the time"
    I wish...

    • @sophierosey2675
      @sophierosey2675 Před 3 lety +77

      Breasts are a tier! They hurt, make it painful to run, give back pain and we have baby formulae anyway

    • @manofgod7622
      @manofgod7622 Před 3 lety +24

      @@sophierosey2675 but it’s beautiful and increases chance for reproduction, so it’s totally GOD tier

    • @sophierosey2675
      @sophierosey2675 Před 3 lety +53

      An Atheist breasts do not make it easier to have babies or make you more fertile, so I’d disagree on that one

    • @actual.lizard
      @actual.lizard Před 3 lety +19

      God I wish mine would chill out for 95% of the time.

    • @MrTaylork1
      @MrTaylork1 Před 3 lety +6

      He meant it doesn’t fulfill its purpose of making babies for 95% of the time. If you have 2 kids and live to 80, that’s just under 2.5% of your life where it’s being used for it’s purpose.

  • @pablobronstein1247
    @pablobronstein1247 Před 3 lety +183

    "Brain No1" - According to brain.

    • @ellyouayenare2095
      @ellyouayenare2095 Před 3 lety +6

      God, I hate that dude. He is so self-centered...

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Před 3 lety +3

      Brain good. Brain smart. Make clever good smart words. Agree. 👍👏👍👏👍

  • @DBSmoxxie_
    @DBSmoxxie_ Před 3 lety +16

    When you learn more about the human body from some guy on the internet ranking organs then when you did the entirety of school:

  • @tugboatsvideoemporium6476

    That was, without a doubt, the best tier list video that I've seen on youtube. Wow. S tier content.

  • @narthex1681
    @narthex1681 Před 3 lety +1015

    *Liver:* complex organ that regulates all the chemicals in your blood
    *Brain:* large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time
    *Heart:* haha boom boom goes brrrrr

    • @cait3
      @cait3 Před 3 lety +26

      and its regen when it loses HP? pfft

    • @Nosirt
      @Nosirt Před 2 lety +21

      Brain: SALT AND BANANA

    • @pudimo
      @pudimo Před 2 lety +44

      "The Brain: "Brain: large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time"
      -The Brain, 2021

    • @nekosaiyajin8529
      @nekosaiyajin8529 Před 2 lety +20

      @@pudimo "The Brain: "Brain: large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time" -The Brain, 2021"
      -The Brain, 2021

    • @matthewwynn3025
      @matthewwynn3025 Před 2 lety +13

      @@nekosaiyajin8529 ""The Brain: "Brain:large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time" - The Brain, 2021"
      -The Brain, 2021"
      -The Brain, 2021

  • @warpedmjia
    @warpedmjia Před 3 lety +291

    “On the other hand, people are idiots”
    YES.

  • @JonathanQShrimpling
    @JonathanQShrimpling Před 3 lety +2

    what a fantastic video, perfect mix of education and humor, I feel like I learned something but also I wanna watch it again

  • @kirbykirbykirbyO8
    @kirbykirbykirbyO8 Před 3 lety

    I only found you today and watched a few of your videos, but I you have a great sense of humor. Your delivery is too funny.

  • @EvelynnEleonore
    @EvelynnEleonore Před 3 lety +571

    Brain is F tier makes playstyle unnecessarily complicated give me the brain the size of a walnut and let me Graze kthx

    • @mrtoasteer3561
      @mrtoasteer3561 Před 3 lety +30

      Also it forces me to do my homework

    • @alecturner9702
      @alecturner9702 Před 3 lety +62

      yes we must return to monke

    • @echoambiance4470
      @echoambiance4470 Před 3 lety +9

      gosh darn furries

    • @asherwerner
      @asherwerner Před 3 lety +22

      Also this is biased, obviously a brain is going to rank a brain highly.

    • @JustAliSajid
      @JustAliSajid Před 3 lety +7

      @Asher Werner Yet the fact that the brain allows such self reflections on its own biases proves that it is S tier

  • @jessedijkstra1220
    @jessedijkstra1220 Před 3 lety +54

    as a freediver, i think its time lungs got a buff, like only being able to store oxygen for a couple of minutes sucks, devs plz fix this

    • @LadyPelikan
      @LadyPelikan Před 3 lety +1

      Actually we'd need better myoglobin, so I say it's the muscles' fault.

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 Před 3 lety +5

      Bruh sea biome isn't exactly fit for living for human build, and Thalassophobia is all the rage nowadays among younglings

  • @sirholycow
    @sirholycow Před 3 lety

    Wow this video was thoroughly entertaining and informative, absolutely loved it!

  • @estefaniac.1011
    @estefaniac.1011 Před rokem +5

    Can't agree more with the placement of skin (I have the painful kind of rosacea) and the gallbladder (not only did it grow stones for no reason when I was a teenager, it also started hating on my pancreas which made things needlessly complicated), but I'm not sure about the uterus. Mine is never going to be used for its intended purpose so it just ends up acting up every month. Maybe if it had a switch that you can turn on and off as needed? That'd be truly S-tier.

  • @Carhill
    @Carhill Před 3 lety +122

    Your deadpan delivery is God-Tier.

  • @zyansheep
    @zyansheep Před 3 lety +186

    Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the TierZoo comment

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too, sir. I wait for the meta gamers to comment in here about the meta gaming researcher.

    • @lemonringo566
      @lemonringo566 Před 3 lety +4

      He retweeted this on his twitter

  • @shawerymarz
    @shawerymarz Před 3 lety +19

    "we're light years away from understanding the brain"
    Lol

  • @Aciek25
    @Aciek25 Před 3 lety

    I've seen every single one of your videos and I have to say it. This video is god tier.

  • @Stereochemistry
    @Stereochemistry Před 3 lety +90

    And - isn’t it absolutely fascinating that Prometheus himself was punished by his ever-regenerating liver? Greeks knew their shit.

  • @as.829
    @as.829 Před 3 lety +74

    18:31 When I was younger I genuinely felt bad for the heart because I was sad it could never rest as long as I was alive. Lowkey still sorry for it, imagine pumping tirelessly just to support my F tier brain. 😔 I appreciate your sacrifice though, heart.

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 Před 3 lety +25

      And as soon as it stops for one minute everybody calls it a failure

    • @stonksrgud7645
      @stonksrgud7645 Před 3 lety +5

      @@hkr667 so true XD

    • @stang2889
      @stang2889 Před 3 lety +4

      @@hkr667 hahaha

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 Před 3 lety +3

      Same. Even now. It's dumb to feel bad for it I mean it's just what the heart does. But damn the heart literally CARRIES the body. Non stop. Just does its thing. Incredible. All that hard work. So small yet so powerful

  • @user-pe9qg3hg3k
    @user-pe9qg3hg3k Před 3 lety +3

    this video deserves WAY more views. Lets hope the algorithm picks it up.

  • @samlee6152
    @samlee6152 Před 3 lety +12

    I'm studying for the MCAT and this is surprisingly helpful LOL

  • @martinshoosterman
    @martinshoosterman Před 3 lety +230

    The brain is the only organ ranking itself, and it put itself in a lower tier than its best friend the heart. Its so humble. Truelly God tier++

    • @sjoerdmanshanden5162
      @sjoerdmanshanden5162 Před 3 lety

      Organisms dont really need brains. Okay... they dont need a heart either. (Micro organisms, plants), but there are complex organisms without a brain, but with heart(s).
      Like Starfish?
      Anyhow brains might kill us and be oir big filter when we invent something that kills us.

    • @eatsheet7087
      @eatsheet7087 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sjoerdmanshanden5162 you wouldn't be typing that without a brain

    • @ikhwanzainal1239
      @ikhwanzainal1239 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sjoerdmanshanden5162 well he's ranking them based on human, not other animals

    • @denominagainatedableus13ye5
      @denominagainatedableus13ye5 Před 3 lety

      It would most likely just destroy civilization, not mankind. Does not mean that it could also end of mankind, so we should be carefull.

    • @davidcardozo290
      @davidcardozo290 Před 3 lety

      @@sjoerdmanshanden5162 The only reason why life is interesting is because the f****** brain.

  • @anthropomorphicpeanut6160
    @anthropomorphicpeanut6160 Před 3 lety +326

    Why are uterus and ovaries in A tier when they try to kill me monthly smh

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax Před 3 lety +34

      They'd be god tier if they could calm down and stilm be useful

    • @mellie4174
      @mellie4174 Před 3 lety +20

      Because reproduction! It seems that is all we women are good for and even the docs worship at thier alter. Sigh...

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored Před 3 lety +43

      @@mellie4174 I didn't get the sense that he implied "that is all women are good for". I got the sense that he's amazed by the biological process involved in carrying out a pregnancy (and people of science tend get excited and be in awe of complex biological mechanisms and processes, which is why they get into the profession).

    • @Leeqzombie
      @Leeqzombie Před 3 lety +48

      The ovaries aren't even hooked up to the fallopian tubes properly, I'm amazed that the eggs make it past the gap most of the time. Ectopic pregnancies can be so weird just due to the fact that they can literally just end up somewhere else by accident. I absolutely just can't believe in intelligent design for that reason, like surely they'd 1) have hooked that shit up properly and 2) made it so we're like cats - eggs not fertilised? no biggie, just reabsorb them.

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al Před 3 lety +5

      Iirc uterus have nerves found nowhere else in the human body. That said, I'm hoping to get my ability to bleed monthly permanently removed, because I ain't got the time and energy to lose my precious minerals from my body.

  • @lyrablack8621
    @lyrablack8621 Před 3 lety

    Dude seriously thanks so much. Entertaining and educational

  • @Ghostx777x
    @Ghostx777x Před 2 lety

    Great food guide! I will follow this in future occurrences.

  • @CassandraBankson
    @CassandraBankson Před 3 lety +1715

    *Just signed up for CS/Nebula for one year for your gracious 14.79!* ... Although I thoroughly disagree with the F rating of skin. Susceptible to staphylococcus overgrowth sure, but don’t forget it’s also what waterproofs us so that we don’t fall apart in the shower or when going for a swim. Not to mention it’s part of both the integumentary and immune systems. Good luck getting any of those other organs to work if they’re constantly battling bacteremia because they don’t have a protective layer of fleshy armor to protect them.

    • @MedlifeCrisis
      @MedlifeCrisis  Před 3 lety +588

      Haha thought you might have a problem with that rating. It's mostly just to wind up one of my best friends who is a dermatologist😂 But it is true that I hated derm clinics more than anything at medical school. I did it during a sweltering summer with the most horrendous smelling ungodly skin disorders that it scarred me for life. Pardon the pun.

    • @MedlifeCrisis
      @MedlifeCrisis  Před 3 lety +317

      And thank you for signing up, most kind and hope you find it useful! 😊

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Před 3 lety +89

      @@MedlifeCrisis The Organ God has OKed this act of petty revenge.

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz Před 3 lety +55

      But it's also a cause of a lot of anxiety and physical bias in humans, and has single-handedly ruined our society and romantic culture.

    • @berkaiwastaken
      @berkaiwastaken Před 3 lety +77

      It develops cancer under the sun? Instant F tier.

  • @sushantmanandhar1387
    @sushantmanandhar1387 Před 3 lety +89

    -Should knowledge be free?
    Meh, this doesn't concern me
    -Organ tier list
    HELL YEAH

  • @GMPranav
    @GMPranav Před 9 měsíci +4

    The brain is like Oh Il-Nam in squid game. It let itself be defeated by a couple of organs but it's actually the mastermind behind the everything.

  • @alexlokanin3312
    @alexlokanin3312 Před 2 lety

    I so loved your delivery

  • @x_abyss
    @x_abyss Před 3 lety +290

    Dr. Francis: "interstitium is not even an organ!"
    Osteopaths: "How dare you sir?"

    • @kumaryogesh5829
      @kumaryogesh5829 Před 3 lety +18

      Yeah you pointed it right.
      I totally understood your joke with that S tear brain.
      Totally understood it.
      Man

  • @ukignar
    @ukignar Před 3 lety +121

    Smooth Muscle: A Tier
    Anaphylaxis: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @ukignar
      @ukignar Před 3 lety +5

      @Eric Lee Anaphylaxis is a lot more common and worse than a lot of other disorders 😅

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 Před 3 lety +1

      Also his life

  • @iamcoriane9854
    @iamcoriane9854 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the best video I have ever seen

  • @nicka3697
    @nicka3697 Před 2 lety

    So glad I found your channel I am chuffed!

  • @zertvert
    @zertvert Před 3 lety +328

    Liver to the brain: "Hahaha I'm better than you"
    Brain: "Silence! I'm the one who decides your fate!"

    • @yajrobot
      @yajrobot Před 3 lety +6

      Guts: "Lol, speak that again."

    • @redrage369
      @redrage369 Před 2 lety +3

      Griffith: “your pitiful existence wasn’t enough, now you’re an organ”

    • @TheLizardAmaterasu
      @TheLizardAmaterasu Před 2 lety

      @@redrage369 This reference is beautiful ;D

    • @Jitterbuck
      @Jitterbuck Před 2 lety +11

      Brain: "bitch I'll develop alcoholism and take us both out, sit down"

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 Před 2 lety +2

      Appendix : "I'll kill you both if you don't shut up"

  • @pschlapper
    @pschlapper Před 3 lety +218

    Intestines: E Tier, as someone with IBS couldn't agree more

    • @mrtoasteer3561
      @mrtoasteer3561 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm gonna have to be the ignorant guy asking, but what is that?

    • @eliastalks7411
      @eliastalks7411 Před 3 lety +21

      @@mrtoasteer3561 Irritable bowel syndrome. Causes pain, cramping, bloating, all manners of un-fun times. Intestines definitely belong in E tier.

    • @mrtoasteer3561
      @mrtoasteer3561 Před 3 lety +5

      @@eliastalks7411 oh fun

    • @muchozolf
      @muchozolf Před 3 lety +4

      I just went through the worst digestive system infection of my life. My condolences for having some of the symptoms all the time.

    • @annaroland5269
      @annaroland5269 Před 3 lety

      Yes!!

  • @RRB0724
    @RRB0724 Před 3 lety +9

    people on the dark web trying to sell them: thanks bro

  • @theulfhednar3915
    @theulfhednar3915 Před 7 měsíci

    Let's go, let's go.
    I love tier liest, animals, chemicals and now a med tier list?
    I am definety suscribing and comenting even if i am three years late.

  • @misslenorelee6322
    @misslenorelee6322 Před 3 lety +100

    "There are no mistakes and I am infallible" - spoken like a true cardiologist :P

    • @johntate6537
      @johntate6537 Před 3 lety +3

      In fairness, spoken like any consultant.

  • @moshikon44
    @moshikon44 Před 3 lety +76

    Idk about your other credentials, but you've got a PHD in memes thats for sure.

    • @Yetismis2000
      @Yetismis2000 Před 3 lety +3

      neurologist
      cardiologist
      memeologist

  • @unitelanka
    @unitelanka Před 2 lety

    OMG the West Indies openers reference! 🤯 I appreciate you man!

  • @TheBinarygenius
    @TheBinarygenius Před 3 lety

    Excellent list thank you

  • @petermuller7687
    @petermuller7687 Před 3 lety +60

    Bro, my brain got me Depression and Anxiety, that sh*t goes straight to F tier.

    • @wturber
      @wturber Před 3 lety +1

      Sure. But without it yer eyes are useless.

    • @Kiki-7
      @Kiki-7 Před 3 lety +8

      Same, hope you have a good brain week. Be kind to yourself

    • @ergohack
      @ergohack Před 3 lety +10

      It also got you the ability to understand that you are depressed and anxious, and _maybe_ figure out a solution or coping mechanism rather than just hiding under a rock and dying like some animals do.
      (Not trying to offer useless unsympathetic “pull yourself up by your mental bootstraps” garbage here, it’s just something that struck me after reading your comment)

    • @mellie4174
      @mellie4174 Před 3 lety +1

      Hang in there. Might want to learn about difficultly diagnosed hypothyroid disease. It is often missed because docs don't know how to interpret the lab results and it causes anxiety and depression. Check out stopthethyroidmadness.com and read up on why tsh will not diagnose all cases of thyroid disease and how to correctly interpret lab results for accurate diagnosis :)

    • @petermuller7687
      @petermuller7687 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ergohack All good!
      I'm currently on medication that makes my brain more useful, maybe D to E tier, but still needs some external help because it can't figure sh*t out itself

  • @arat1404
    @arat1404 Před 3 lety +120

    Your brain: *S tier*
    My brain: *instant F tier*

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep Před 3 lety +1

      Nature vs Nurture?
      Nahhh, it's all luck

    • @johnl.7754
      @johnl.7754 Před 3 lety +1

      The brain is top tier just because it controls all the other parts of the body without us thinking about it.

  • @djscottdog1
    @djscottdog1 Před 9 měsíci

    Really enjoyed this

  • @peterbuchanan334
    @peterbuchanan334 Před 3 lety

    Absolutely Fabulous video

  • @hussamm9605
    @hussamm9605 Před 3 lety +44

    THANK YOU! The liver is the most underrated organ ever! Huge liver enthusiast here

  • @greasymoth4172
    @greasymoth4172 Před 3 lety +91

    yo but seriously imagine being a cannibal and starting to nibble on some guy's liver while it's still in him and then it's like *"yeah nah watch this mate"* and just regenerates like the absolute indestructible gigachad it is

    • @adeshkantha7034
      @adeshkantha7034 Před 3 lety +4

      @Hernando Malinche Why is this a FUN fact?

    • @danielfogli1760
      @danielfogli1760 Před 3 lety +6

      I'm pretty sure there's a Greek legend about someone having their liver nibbled at. For eternity. Some kind of punishment.

    • @greasymoth4172
      @greasymoth4172 Před 3 lety +5

      @@danielfogli1760 yeah that was big daddy Prometheus

  • @samrusoff
    @samrusoff Před 2 lety +5

    This video is incredible. Had me dying minute after minute.
    Shots fired @Doc Schmidt 13:03. Can't wait for his tier list.