The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 343

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  • čas přidán 13. 03. 2018
  • Brendan and Bryan are in studio for Episode 343 of The Fighter and The Kid. They discuss jail visits, Stephen Hawking's legacy, snapping turtles, and much more.
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  • @glitchdoubt1525
    @glitchdoubt1525 Před 6 lety +142

    "i don't like uppers" *continues to chug coffee like a soccer mom*

    • @DeSanto127
      @DeSanto127 Před 6 lety +1

      Glitch Gaming were in America son. Coffee and painkillers don’t count as drugs, they’re just some shit that keeps you working lol

    • @josephsiko6731
      @josephsiko6731 Před 6 lety

      Coffee isnt a real upper lmao

    • @michaelmartin96
      @michaelmartin96 Před 6 lety +2

      I love Monster but don't like coke unless it's a couple lines when I'm drunk 1-2 a year. Love opiods and Monster Energy the best

    • @michaelmartin96
      @michaelmartin96 Před 6 lety +2

      Tony Day and a viagra and perc so you make a great 1st impression. Hahaha

    • @michaelmartin96
      @michaelmartin96 Před 6 lety

      Tony Day You are correct (Price Is Right music blasting)

  • @seasonone
    @seasonone Před 6 lety +68

    This man just said acquaintaneses 13:32

  • @redyayhole1644
    @redyayhole1644 Před 6 lety +348

    Prediction: Schaub parts ways with Showtime in just over a year. He'll be explaing to Bryan that "They just didn't let me do me B. Their model was all wrong. It just was never going to be a drawl. But shoutout to showtime. I love those guys."

    • @shanelarsen695
      @shanelarsen695 Před 6 lety +15

      #boxingselloutshow

    • @shanelarsen695
      @shanelarsen695 Před 6 lety +24

      #lifeonwildersdick

    • @redyayhole1644
      @redyayhole1644 Před 6 lety +26

      Lol I don't even mind the show even though it's a bit all over the place right now. It just seems like Schaub tends to have creative differences with whoever he comes into contact with. He's the king of "I disagree."

    • @Criglet7
      @Criglet7 Před 6 lety +8

      It wasn't revelant.

    • @Criglet7
      @Criglet7 Před 6 lety +9

      Don't forget about his aquatanances

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 6 lety +183

    Brendan's favourite sharks are Great Shark Whites and Headhammers.

    • @theodorek.mullins5897
      @theodorek.mullins5897 Před 6 lety +1

      Jo Po 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SlyRyFry
      @SlyRyFry Před 6 lety +1

      He is smart, he is kind, he is beautiful

    • @phoenixerrlybird3634
      @phoenixerrlybird3634 Před 6 lety +4

      Theodore K. Mullins relaaaxxx

    • @theodorek.mullins5897
      @theodorek.mullins5897 Před 6 lety +4

      Phoenix Errlybird you don't find "shark whites and head hammers" hilarious? Y'dont have a sense of humor lol

    • @phoenixerrlybird3634
      @phoenixerrlybird3634 Před 6 lety +2

      Theodore K. Mullins s'funny.....but s'not that funnny. K?

  • @DK-xk1jl
    @DK-xk1jl Před 6 lety +66

    13:32 'Aquaint-nih-siz'😂

  • @davidzimmerman6893
    @davidzimmerman6893 Před 6 lety +28

    HAHAHA holy shit Bryan’s story about jail was way too funny

  • @Gemminttrading
    @Gemminttrading Před 6 lety +17

    Maybe weird but I like it when Bryan wins the talk over battle

  • @juiceboxleal6254
    @juiceboxleal6254 Před 6 lety +14

    Lmao these 2 on naked and afraid would be hilarious

    • @clarkh3314
      @clarkh3314 Před 6 lety

      1 thing schaub would bring is coffee grounds for a lip full of coffee dip for some slow jungle brew

  • @Dustin-id3ek
    @Dustin-id3ek Před 6 lety +2

    So, Naked and Afraid actually reaches out, and the HARD back peddling begins. Ha, ha!

  • @mje19D
    @mje19D Před 6 lety +5

    "Aquaintnesses" @ 13:30 lmao

  • @Exalted-
    @Exalted- Před 6 lety +17

    Bryan been funny af lately.

  • @gratephulnole
    @gratephulnole Před 6 lety +18

    Love that brendan hates uppers... while chugging coffee 😂😂😂😂

    • @724BUILTTOLAST412
      @724BUILTTOLAST412 Před 6 lety +1

      Ryan Jacobs he's not smart lol.

    • @SteveH4es
      @SteveH4es Před 4 lety

      It’s not coffee, it’s jizz from that short fat dick

  • @TheXcercist
    @TheXcercist Před 6 lety +16

    Acquaintanecessskkkkakakadooosh!!!!

  • @jasonnestler1909
    @jasonnestler1909 Před 6 lety +2

    Chin- "you guys ok?" LOL

  • @saint52vvs
    @saint52vvs Před 6 lety +29

    Chin vs Callen bring it.

    • @bigdaveyjoyce7890
      @bigdaveyjoyce7890 Před 6 lety +4

      Callen wins via shin to chin.

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před 6 lety

      Chin is gonna hurt callen and then get in trouble for it....
      Brendon runs in..
      "Its just a joke man, why are you so serious bro."

  • @X3.X3
    @X3.X3 Před 6 lety +3

    *everytime I look at the bottom of the screen and see Sebastian's head i start laughing haha*

  • @CaptainLongSmock
    @CaptainLongSmock Před 6 lety +3

    “I don’t like uppers”......as He cradles a coffee 😂

  • @Tanner1776
    @Tanner1776 Před 6 lety +1

    Little Foot? Ducky? Yeah, you're not ready. 😂

  • @colbyrodgers863
    @colbyrodgers863 Před 6 lety +39

    Brendan " we have some aqaintninces " schaub

    • @colbyrodgers863
      @colbyrodgers863 Před 6 lety

      Mr BrownStone lol he is the king of wixing up mords & the worst with metaphors

    • @jwilliamr86
      @jwilliamr86 Před 6 lety +1

      Bob Ayaiga is he for sure on painkillers. I've had my past with those demons as well

  • @swish831
    @swish831 Před 6 lety +3

    Brian " I had an acting teacher " Callen

  • @JorgeP980
    @JorgeP980 Před 6 lety +84

    Bryans legs are the same skin complexion as bill burrs face

  • @PunkAss17331
    @PunkAss17331 Před 6 lety +16

    Brenden ' I think I'm intelligent but ask if psoriasis is contagious' Schaub.

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před 6 lety +1

      He doesn't think he's intelligent, what gave you that idea?

  • @alecrichardson6086
    @alecrichardson6086 Před 6 lety +2

    the best podcast in a while. funny as fuck, i dont know why people are hating so much lately.

  • @dannyamos313
    @dannyamos313 Před 6 lety +14

    Brian do podcasts on this channel without brendan

  • @SRNF
    @SRNF Před 6 lety +4

    Schuab "I don't like uppers" .... *while hes holding his fifth coffee of the day*

  • @michaelspirit600
    @michaelspirit600 Před 6 lety +1

    "With some fava beans" lol 😂

  • @shadowfoxmoon07
    @shadowfoxmoon07 Před 6 lety +1

    0:00 - Callen psoriasis outbreak
    0:45 - Callen jail visit chronicles
    16:42 - Schaub 60 days in (Prison show)
    23:35 - TFATK Naked and afraid
    30:50 - Karaoke underground
    42:42 - Callen PTSD Support
    Current events
    45:27 - Tim Mcgraw
    48:25 - Snapping turtle pet food
    56:57 - Stephen Hawking's legacy
    59:39 - Odell Beckham Jr.
    1:06:43 - Cynthia Calvillo
    1:07:49 - United Airlines
    1:10:26 - Yogi the dog
    1:12:46 - Danny Vasquez
    1:15:57 - Trump wall climbers
    1:18:17 - Richard Simmons
    Post current events
    1:19:22

  • @anthony101ponacho
    @anthony101ponacho Před 6 lety

    I'm glad Brendan is finally letting Bryan talk.

  • @henrywalker871
    @henrywalker871 Před 6 lety +7

    1:11:00 that dog looks like Tom Segura

  • @louduva9849
    @louduva9849 Před 6 lety +79

    Brandon's Showtime deal to be cancelled in 10...9...8...

    • @Titans2138
      @Titans2138 Před 6 lety

      Ry Stan
      idiot

    • @10JTGarcia
      @10JTGarcia Před 6 lety

      Lou Duva maybe they'll give you a show!

    • @bryansnow3853
      @bryansnow3853 Před 6 lety

      Why?

    • @adammsbarry
      @adammsbarry Před 6 lety

      I feel like hes gonna end up saying something "insensitive" and lose the show.

    • @chadblakley930
      @chadblakley930 Před 6 lety +1

      I hope so. Below the belt is just a shittier version of big brown breakdown. No one cares about boxing (too corrupt, titles rarely unify, ggg vs. Canelo still leaves a foul taste in my mouth).

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure Před 6 lety

    13:32 “aquaintnesses” lmao

  • @grumpyhawk509
    @grumpyhawk509 Před 6 lety

    Brendan and Ryan, I'm a Huge fan Homie. Watch you two and Rogan Every Day! Nothing but Respect to Y'all for keeping it 100!!!

  • @troubledchampions
    @troubledchampions Před 6 lety

    Look at Sebastians face while they talk its hilarious

  • @salmanalthani7753
    @salmanalthani7753 Před 6 lety +1

    The way you guys present your show is wayyyy better than what showtime suggest keep up the good work enjoyed the podcast

  • @69sins
    @69sins Před 6 lety +2

    I vote for Brendan to be put up on compartment bin next time he takes a flight anywhere.

  • @michaelmartin96
    @michaelmartin96 Před 6 lety +1

    The first 10 minutes have me crying laughing

  • @Austyx1
    @Austyx1 Před 6 lety +1

    "I don't like uppers..." *sips coffee*

  • @brad5794
    @brad5794 Před 6 lety +14

    Haven’t listened in a while....
    Is Brendan done with his coffee bulimia phase?

    • @markthomaswilliams
      @markthomaswilliams Před 6 lety +1

      Brad - Big Brown is taking something to help with the acidity of coffee in his stomach, so that he can have his coffee. I forget what pill he said it was.

    • @brad5794
      @brad5794 Před 6 lety

      Mark Williams damn, well hopefully it’s a short term deal so he won’t need the pill after a while

  • @LazyIndieGamer
    @LazyIndieGamer Před 6 lety +5

    "aquantneses"

  • @Angelgg99
    @Angelgg99 Před 6 lety

    Funniest episode in a while. they both had my dying.

  • @LouStoriale
    @LouStoriale Před 6 lety +1

    Maniscalco is watching the cover of his book at the bottom of the podcast wishing he chose a different picture.

  • @espinozafn
    @espinozafn Před 6 lety

    They are throwing some serious shade. Lol

  • @Gemminttrading
    @Gemminttrading Před 6 lety

    5:30 Callen's gay prison pen-pal story... I freggin lost it. Had me in tears 😢😂

  • @xrmighty
    @xrmighty Před 4 lety

    "She looks like a handsome young man" lmfao

  • @bubbs23
    @bubbs23 Před 6 lety +2

    Shout out to Big Brown for rocking the Cubs hat! When you stopping by Chi Town?!

  • @Lisa0874
    @Lisa0874 Před 6 lety +2

    Omg Brendan have you seen Land Before Time recently??? It was my favorite movie when I was like 5 and I tried to watch it when I was college and cried for the whole movie. Watch it again and I guarantee you will cry your eyes out!!! Love TFATK please keep making this show 💗💗💗

  • @southpaw817
    @southpaw817 Před 6 lety +1

    Lmao at the prison story.

  • @drjimmy73
    @drjimmy73 Před 6 lety

    hilarious podcast! well done fella's

  • @daltonwells6632
    @daltonwells6632 Před 6 lety

    Love the purp my favorite color

  • @twrzenski
    @twrzenski Před 6 lety

    The prison story was something else haha

  • @TT-bo6gg
    @TT-bo6gg Před 6 lety

    Eyeballs as earplugs made me burst out my drink😂

  • @T_Kelllz
    @T_Kelllz Před 6 lety

    Lmffaoooo so many beans spilled this episode hilarious

  • @solidtank7957
    @solidtank7957 Před 6 lety +28

    Brendan "different animal" Schaub

    • @louduva9849
      @louduva9849 Před 6 lety +1

      *Brandon

    • @SS-gx9io
      @SS-gx9io Před 6 lety +1

      Solid Tank your gay fam blud

    • @SS-gx9io
      @SS-gx9io Před 6 lety +1

      Charlie Wax your gay fam bludd

    • @SS-gx9io
      @SS-gx9io Před 6 lety +1

      Charlie Wax blud blud fam fam fam blud your gay blud.
      fam

  • @JuvyThaKid
    @JuvyThaKid Před 6 lety

    Bryan's face when Brendan says, "sex trafficking Bryan" hahah

  • @refused1
    @refused1 Před 6 lety

    lmfaoooo that prison story

  • @SomeKindOfMadman
    @SomeKindOfMadman Před 6 lety

    Thanks for uploading another episode, now I can finally bust-ah-nuuuut

  • @benjaminvandenberg2845
    @benjaminvandenberg2845 Před 6 lety +2

    Love the show! Tfatk best podcast after rogan.

  • @krystianhoover7695
    @krystianhoover7695 Před 6 lety

    purrrppplee rain, puuurrrrpllle raiaian haha callens the goat

  • @mvdaking
    @mvdaking Před 6 lety

    I sung Charlene by Anthony Hamilton my freshman year in college for my ftball hazing lol

  • @Kakarot_32
    @Kakarot_32 Před 6 lety

    In the middle of my bench press Callen almost killed me 😆with the story of his black prisoner being gay

  • @dylancampbell5262
    @dylancampbell5262 Před 6 lety

    Dream weaver part was quite funny

  • @firstgan114
    @firstgan114 Před 6 lety +4

    6:04 Callen riffing on his story "I wanna SEE you" and Schaub cracking up. The kid was in fine form today.

  • @joshuawells4932
    @joshuawells4932 Před 6 lety +7

    Nicawagwa

  • @user-fe5cj3hq6u
    @user-fe5cj3hq6u Před 6 lety +1

    Its tuff to sort out the dudes and ladies that get really emotional when talking about service and experiences. Because their are some that will get really excited and pissed just so they can throw around their service. In regards to the conversation about dogs getting eaten by the croc o deallays.

  • @stevenmartinez872
    @stevenmartinez872 Před 6 lety

    You know how u guys alway talked about what ever u had going on this podcast was you number one 🤣😂that lasted about a week 🐐💨💨💨💨💨

  • @richierichie4127
    @richierichie4127 Před 6 lety

    "Hey have you got anymore guys beating up girls and puppies dying Chin? Do you have anymore of THAT?!" hahahahahahaha

  • @patrickdempsey2773
    @patrickdempsey2773 Před 6 lety

    Totally agree with Brendan on the dog owner emailing in saying he'll never watch the show again

  • @VanceShelton
    @VanceShelton Před 5 lety

    Tom S. is in Shooter.

  • @Gremlin209
    @Gremlin209 Před 6 lety

    Brendan, when you come out to San Jose go to Back A Yard. The best jerk chicken around.👌Can't wait to go out to the show, brotha. You're awesome.✌

  • @fpsLyle
    @fpsLyle Před 6 lety

    BLACK HAWK DAWN LMFAO

  • @MarcusSchott
    @MarcusSchott Před 6 lety

    Chin what camera do you guys use? Do a pod cast set up video!

  • @RickReinster
    @RickReinster Před 6 lety

    Dog definitely suffocated, can't believe they didn't understand that...

  • @cryptoking4278
    @cryptoking4278 Před 6 lety +2

    What brand is brendan's sweater?

  • @MrHeHim
    @MrHeHim Před 6 lety

    1:17 You can have a ladder that is broken down into parts that a group carries to the wall, then a rope with knots in it to climb down
    FYI, I'm Mexican ;-) but like the legal kind that's also a citizen

  • @undefinedmushrooms1803

    awww yea! :)

  • @itstimetoplayshow6575
    @itstimetoplayshow6575 Před 6 lety +5

    Shaub looks like a Indian when he takes of his hat

    • @reader88888888
      @reader88888888 Před 6 lety

      Justin Credible this is funny AF and I'm part Apache

  • @awdtrash
    @awdtrash Před 6 lety +1

    Brendan "i dont have friends like that" Shaub

  • @jrbird1983
    @jrbird1983 Před 6 lety

    It was the airlines policy that a dog carrier should be place under the seat in front of the owner. Even the other flight attendants didn't know why she had the woman put her dog up in the over head compartment.

  • @Connor-wt2nz
    @Connor-wt2nz Před 6 lety

    Brendan ‘its not gay if its in prison’ Shaub

  • @llabronco
    @llabronco Před 6 lety +1

    Brendan got overly defensive about the dog video and totally missed the point of what Bryan was saying for 99% of the time.

    • @JensPulverFan
      @JensPulverFan Před 6 lety +1

      Alex Shine He gets so butthurt at any kind of criticism and just goes on the offensive.

  • @woolibu1111
    @woolibu1111 Před 6 lety

    Powerful Frighteners reference

  • @abelgonzales3695
    @abelgonzales3695 Před 6 lety +1

    Notice how when Bryan is complementing Brendan he won’t interrupt, but as soon as the subject switches from him to something interesting, old balloon head has to chime in with some nonsense.

  • @keeganwebster3419
    @keeganwebster3419 Před 6 lety

    Oh dream weaver
    I believe you can get me through the night
    Oh dream weaver
    I believe we can reach the morning light

  • @cobber1303
    @cobber1303 Před 6 lety

    What brand is Brendans jumper?

  • @fhdjsun
    @fhdjsun Před 6 lety

    Chin vs Bryan, the biggest draaawl of 2018

  • @MikeJovani
    @MikeJovani Před 6 lety

    Callen for the win with the shoe game today.

  • @tbarcy1
    @tbarcy1 Před 6 lety

    Acquaintnesses. - Brendan

  • @lwilson1988
    @lwilson1988 Před 6 lety +33

    Brendan. You were addicted to Oxycontin for 5 months. Own up to that shit bro.

    • @itstimetoplayshow6575
      @itstimetoplayshow6575 Před 6 lety

      Fuck Yeah

    • @opie999
      @opie999 Před 6 lety +1

      BRO

    • @DeSanto127
      @DeSanto127 Před 6 lety

      You mean when he was fighting or more recently?

    • @azysheff
      @azysheff Před 6 lety

      DeSanto127 more recently his friends had to give him a intervention he was popping them like they were m&ms

    • @Lynxchillin08
      @Lynxchillin08 Před 6 lety

      azysheff I thought it was a while ago ? Are you sure ut was recently ?

  • @peterbuckley1310
    @peterbuckley1310 Před 6 lety

    Check out MAPS studies if you wanna see actual results for soldiers with PTSD

  • @dj-qm2or
    @dj-qm2or Před 6 lety

    26:16 Sir. 🍾

  • @IwantU2Notice
    @IwantU2Notice Před 6 lety

    Please fix the sign! its slight crooked!

  • @OptimiseIV
    @OptimiseIV Před 6 lety +1

    Someone ask that big gay owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

  • @stevenmartinez872
    @stevenmartinez872 Před 6 lety

    That dog is ed Sheran

  • @sonnyblack0870
    @sonnyblack0870 Před 6 lety

    Did Brendan just say he’s never one to say “pick a lane?”

  • @vladfather916
    @vladfather916 Před 6 lety +6

    Who casually picks at their shoes?

  • @Lawnislife
    @Lawnislife Před 6 lety

    This podcast is Top 3 for sure! Love these guys! Great job to the both of you! Keep it up

  • @724BUILTTOLAST412
    @724BUILTTOLAST412 Před 6 lety +1

    So almost everything Brentan said about 60 days in is wrong😂

  • @joshuaoflaherty371
    @joshuaoflaherty371 Před 6 lety

    Bryan hella funny lately calling out Brendan 😂😂😂

  • @OthersEscape
    @OthersEscape Před 6 lety +53

    You both need to come out of the closest TOGETHER.. It would make for a good podcast. I understand you're both so comfortable with your sexuality that you can talk about other men's appearance but geeeeez, you two are boarder line poo pushers.

    • @shanelarsen695
      @shanelarsen695 Před 6 lety +10

      this man has a point though

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 Před 6 lety +14

      It is unreal how every episode is plagued with COCK TALK. They are losing me.

    • @ClintSaunders212
      @ClintSaunders212 Před 6 lety +1

      You’re a fucking idiot, Both of these dudes have children

    • @SS-gx9io
      @SS-gx9io Před 6 lety +1

      Ben Fern your gay fam blud

    • @SS-gx9io
      @SS-gx9io Před 6 lety +1

      Ritualsatanfuckface your gay fam blud

  • @seonflux3414
    @seonflux3414 Před 6 lety

    THE picture of sebastian out of context is one of a small million of unintentional jokes. I watch the fighter and the kid specifically for that. Also the woman left him to die in the sun because he cheated on her xD