Worst F*%King Blumhouse Movie Yet!!! “Imaginary” (2024) Movie Rant Review
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- Worst F*%King Blumhouse Movie Yet!!! “Imaginary” (2024) Movie Rant Review
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McDonald's horror movies is a perfect description of blumhouse nowadays
Come on, Blumhouse... You're building a reputation for all the wrong reasons.
IFC, Neon and A24 are all better than Blumhouse
😯 😱 Disappointing?
I think that reputation is already solid.. :P
@@scubaguy14Troma?
They dont care
From Sinister and Get Out to this…
We should put up some missing posters.
‘Blumhouse - Lost “Integrity”. If found please return to..’.
Didn't monkey paw make get out?
I think we should.
That's a great one my friend!
Halloween Kills and Ends. Big yikes. Exorcist Believer. Geezus
Blumhouse is to horror what Adam Sandler was to comedy. The movies started out strong, but then they just started churning out garbage.
"It's just a fucking mess!" 😅
Tell us how you really feel K-Man. Thanks for the warning, I always appreciate honest reviews.
😂ikr
Its so bad i fell asleep twice, but if I was in a theater with kids running around I would have demanded my money. These ignorant parents that have no control over there f ing kids makes me sick
17 minutes of PURE HONESTY!
🙏
Can't wait to not watch it.
Blumhouse, he's not mad just disappointed! 😞
Exactly!
I didn't even know this was about an angry cuddly plushie. I was into the "child's imaginary friend is not imaginary, and it's dangerous" premise. Why didn't we get that?
Damn! You went off! Hopefully something good will come along. On a good note, I just saw 3 movies you recommended…Talk To Me, Terrified and When Evil Lurks. Each movie got darker and darker and I loved it.❤ Thanks!🙂👍🏽
Blumhouse has been going downhill for a while now. They were killing it at one time, that's was at the beginning. I would be so ready to watch a Blum movie when they were announced. Not so much now, it's a damn shame!¡
The ones they don’t put in theaters are still good, that’s the wild part
The thumbnail with you and the bear is awesome. Had you photoshopped a patch over the bear's eye I would have crapped myself laughing.
Ohhhh THANK YOU!! I jut cancelled my discount tuesday theater trip, to save funds for a BETTER horror movie in future. I had HOPED you would be reviewing this soon and thank you, THANK YOU for doing so, you AWESOME...AWESOME hero!
Next week Love Lies Bleeding comes out and from what I’m hearing it’s very good
Blumhouse makes some BAD movies the past few years
its obvious they dont care and people just keep giving them money, so they as long as you keep going they will never stop making this crap!!!
I disagree I love when I see blumhouse this is the only one I didnt like this seemed like a fantasy movie
@@liarasomers405 Oh yeah night swim was awesome NOT
Blumhouse, wake up call. Get'em Ghost.
Totally agree! The chemistry between the female lead and the rest of the cast was very lacking. I enjoyed the trailer and assumed there would be more to the movie. I went in hoping for a decent horror and it turned out to be some daycare thriller.
thanks for enduring through this movie for us Kainin!!! im just gonna watch Dune part 2 for a 2nd time instead!!!
I'm hearing Good things about Love Lies Bleeding and it's from A24 there movies are usually good if your not turned off by Lesbian love scenes I'm going to try to go see it myself soon
Damn! I love that you just tell it like you see it. Thank you!
Kid's playing tag... too funny.
Love your reviews, my girlfriend and I have been watching you for a while now.
We always watch your recommendations.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!!!
agreed - great review
Scare Bear (add stitched on upside down heart)
I get really happy when I get to see a horror movie in theaters, too! When I lived in a city, it would change my month. My picks are often lumped into the 'artsy' category...but I wish people gave 'different' and 'slow' a chance more often. Side note--movies like this or the FNAF franchise are so many kids' intro to the genre. Rose Red and the side story about Ellen were mine. My nephew loves FNAF so I gave him Little Nightmares but...maybe too intense...
Omgsh! Listening to GP describe how uncomfortable the characters were with each other and how uncomfortable he seemed explaining this had me PMSL 😂
Dude sounds like he’s in pain from the sheer disappointment. Soooo not funny due to wasted money, but I was laughing all the way through this. I’m sorry to laugh but the feedback had me crying with laughter.
To be fair, I didn’t even think the ads for this one looks good. It hasn’t been on my radar to watch. Looks sh*t just from the trailers. Super glad for the feedback. ❤
No apologies needed
Boycott Blumhouse, run them out of business.
There are people who genuinely want to do good work and will come along to fill the void.
I love & appreciate your honesty! You're the most fair reviewer I've seen. So....your review of this speaks volumes.
K, I appreciate your honesty! I was really surprised some reviewers enjoyed this movie. When Ken Sledge said he liked I was shocked but appreciate he connected to dad's story in the movie. This is something for the teeny bops. But I feel for this generations teeny bops bc the quality of their gateway horror movies isn't the same par as those of us from the 80's and 90's
I found the old lady showing up the way she did suspicious, so her behavior in the movie was very predictable.
Yes I agree.. it’s dif if it’s straight to streaming.. dif set of expectations
Great man, your comments on this movie are phenomenal. Just like I wrote you, i could'nt see Imaginary and after what you and Spooky Astronaut, wich I really loved her comments on horror movies, said i will wait to see it streaming on Netflix or Tubi. It is really disappointing taht BlumHouse seem to make more money instead of giving us real good horror movies. It is a real shame. I supposed that Production Houses want to make money but at least they trying to give us something taht we really enjoy wit a good story and fantastic cast. Keep the good job Bro, you are really teally fantastic in what you're doing.
I love your honesty! Just watched the remake of the Blob for the first time. Excellent!
This and Jeepers Creepers 4 are probably the angriest you've gotten at a film.
Yeah JC4 is king it’s the only movie I can say I honestly hated
Thanks for keeping it real. Crappy screenwriters and directors need to know they can't just throw garbage on the screen and expect people to eat it up.
It’s pg13. Enough said. I love the X poster in the back !!! I won’t waste any time watching pg 13 films especially horror. Speak the truth my boy !
this page rocks . been watching for months now. just subscribed.
Thank you 🙏
Man thanks for saving me! I was thinking about watching this next week…I’ll wait till it’s free.
Can’t wait to hear your review of Late Night with the Devil! Heard nothing but good things so far.
I definitely appreciate your honesty, and I always look forward to your reviews. Keep up the good work! I used to get so excited for Blumhouse releases, but now they're totally hit or miss for me.
I actually expect less from the movies released in theaters than from some of the gems you have turned me onto on Tubi and Hulu. Piggy was such a good film, characters you care about and great last act. Hollyweird is digging its grave movie after movie. I feel sorry for the theater owners, I really do
Hollywood doesnt give a S its obvious
@@ksmooth1973 yea, thats why they're bleeding money
@@anthonydavella8350 Writers should have stayed on strike lmao
@kennystumpf8167 at least we have all these smaller studios making movies focused on good story telling instead of cgi shiit
The direct to streaming vs theatrical release argument is really the best point. Good constructive criticism for the good of the genre and not just shit flinging.
You are not alone with your review for Imaginary. The woman who has Spooky Astronauts from Australia says basically the same thing about the review to not pay money to see this film. You are awesome and have a beautiful weekend!!
Yeah I’m seeing more and more people hating on it now, but when I shot this i was wondering if I was on an island 😂
Thanks for your reply. Appreciate hearing from you.
Most of the critics hated this movie
My man was disappointed AF. Thanks for the honesty. I also go into horror really rooting for it to be decent even if it looks like garbage. ❤
It's been a rough start to 2024 for horror movie theatre releases. And you're right, Blumhouse is dropping the ball lately. Thanks for the honest review Kainan...I will skip this one!
This review was a Mortal Kombat fatality 😂😂. Love this channel. %100 sincerity👍👍
You are 100% correct and thank you for your honesty !!
Phamtasm On VHS, Fuck YEAH! "Come here boy" Loved that one when I was a kid. The Jawa's were cool as hell.
When you go see a horror movie and you are in a theatre full of CHILDREN, and that they are so bored of the movie that they just run rampant for over an hour - that should be a perfect example of a failed movie for even their unintended audience
You Fukin' Rock!!!! Thanks man......
After my long walk today, my daughter happened to stop by and ask me if I saw the movie.
Greasy
strangler,omg so weird
Isn’t that SpongeBob?
Oh S***! So sorry to hear that. Guess I'll cancel my movie date for tomorrow he obviously bought he wrong movie tickets
Dune 2 is very good if you want just a good movie
@@GhostPirateEntertainment but I didn't see the 1st Dune movie..will I be lost??
The term I think you were looking for was “exposition dump” lol
Yes it was :)
I should’ve waited for your review.
Me too. So pissed I paid to see it
@@Lovefrequency717 at least I paid the matinee price.
SAME!!!!! I WASTED MY FREE TICKET!
Couldn't agree more mate - this was like watching myself talk about this film lol
You're so funny, I laughed so hard that I tinkled in my pants 👖 🤣
Ouch! You are usually so positive about flawed movies… 😅
Thank You for the heads up Kainan on this fiasco. I could tell by the trailer it wasn’t gonna be good.
Really love your honesty and opinion on horror movies.
You’re always right on the money!
DAMN. I was going to go to this today too :/
See it it’s not a bad flick he’s over exaggerated it’s a decent movie
Thanks for saving me the time and money. I value your opinion 👌 appreciate your review.
I remember back when Lionsgate was that studio when it came giving more niche Horror films a chance (or foreign ones). Now they have their own subsidiary for it and man are they blowing it! I'm still going to have to give this a watch, but thank you for the great review. It seems like it's ALL bad across the board.
Awesome shades bro!
That scene where Chauncey lures the teenager with the pull cord as if he was playing with a kitten is infuriating. Right from the beginning, when he just cannot see the toy that is right within his field of vision.
Yeah and nothing actually happens it’s just what you see in the trailer
Dude I hate when you gotta watch horrible movies but I love your passion! 😂 These numbers on your views are phenomenal, Keep it up! 🏆💯
Little by little :)
I have to agree, I love movies. But I have become weary with watching some. Three of them being House Shark, Land Shark and Velocipaster. They were so bad with very bad wooden acting and even worse dialogue. Thanks for the warning.
I thought I was going crazy.
There were about two dozen people in my theater.
I was easily the oldest.
My daughter, at 15, was the youngest.
Everyone else looked to be in their 20s to early 30s.
I was the only person there not laughing or cheering and having a good time.
I'm not saying I won't see another Wadlow movie. I just know alcohol will be a must.
Yes totally killer was good actually!
I thought Blumhouse was going to be a horror dynasty...
It kinda is... but for all of the *wrong* reasons! What's the opposite of a dynasty? 😆
Glad to know I’m not missing much. Maybe on the bright side I know there’s a movie that won’t scare my 3 and 5 year olds who are getting more and more curious about horror? 😂
Had same beats as Exorcist Believer.
Great review! 😂
Man I missed the premiere by a few minutes! Blumhouse was the dark horse for so long, coming out with really innovative stuff. It makes me sad to hear how Jason Blum is just all blah and about the cash, it's like the Disney of horror movies. We want quality and not just a machine pumping out drivel. Plus, why use writers with proven flops, I mean Truth or Dare was a joke, it was soooooo bad. It also seems like these writers get horrible casting agents, they all seem to have no chemistry even with cheesy dialogue. I'll give this a pass. If you want a good "teddy bear" movie, watch Benny Loves You.
Because even though truth or dare and fantasy island sucked they both made money and that’s what it’s about
@@GhostPirateEntertainmentTrue, I mean they are a business. Just like some integrity mixed in with my entertainment I guess LOL
Are those the sunglasses that the alien “visitors” wore in the V tv show?
No
Ever since seeing the trailer, I knew this was going to be an Imaginary Good Movie and a Real POS
The movie is like an Lifetime movie . It's not worth the trip to the show.
Thank you so much for your review! I had planned to see this movie this weekend and thank Goth I watched your video first! Dude, you saved me $20.
Yes dont waste your money
Thank you, I won’t waste my valuable time.
I lost all faith in Blumhouse
“Glitter” is still the world’s most scariest movie. This one has the upper edge 😂
The random dude that the daughter has a fling with is also just terrible, like did any of these guys even have acting experience? And the voices the little girl does is so cringe
I usually come to you for horror movies. Now , if you are saying this was bad , that speaks volumes!
I had a gut feeling this wasn’t going to be good. Isn’t just you man - other people told me it’s crap. I there are a lot of CZcams channels that give everything good reviews and shill crap so they don’t lose their access.
Love your channel brother!
I knew it was crap the minute I saw the trailer, just like this movie Tarot that is coming it looks the same as this. Predictable and horrible jump scares. This and night swim were so bad same script demon in the pool and then demon in your imagination duh.
Appreciate the heads up. Looks awful. Salivating for Late Night With The Devil.
Me too!!!
An imaginary friend that is a teddy bear angry because it was left behind.... Winnie the pooh?
They need to recoup from Exorcist Believer
You know, I’m starting to think they don’t really make good scary movies as they used to for these kind of productions
I just go out and enjoy the day ...I sure would like a good movie to watch
Thank you for this! I was thinking about going in to see this today. I very much trust your opinion with horror. I'll wait for it at home. I'm more exited for Stopmotion, Sting, Cukoo, Longleggs and I saw the TV Glow. It seems like the Sting is going to be great.
Yes me too! We have some great ones coming for sure
You KILLED this review. I feel like I’m the only person on the planet that liked it 🤣🤣🤣. I feel like this is gateway horror made for kids, but was marketed as something it wasn’t.
Yeah it is gateway and I’m fine with that but you don’t have to dumb things down and make a poorly written, poor dialogue, silly characters to do that. Look at all the 1980s gateway we had. I think we are all being to kind to blumhouse and not holding their feet to the fire and expecting better movies.
For sure. honestly think the dad/daughter hospital sub plot is what brought it up so much for me, watching him give EVERYTHING for his little girl was an amazing moment i didn't see coming.@@GhostPirateEntertainment
I saw this with my son and friend on opening night. It was terrible. Halfway thru I asked my friend "isn't this supposed to be a horror movie?". It had all the old tropes; family moving to new location, angry stepkids, step parent trying to connect with children, past trauma... I told my friend at the end that this could've been released on Disney+. The youngest daughter's acting was so "theater" and hammy it was terrible.
Yeah it did kinda feel like a Disney movie lol now that I think about it
At least your review about this disaster is hilariously entertaining!
This film will win a few awards next year ( Raspberries)
Respect
thanks a lot for this...love all the movies you have suggested so far. so this will be a no no for me. won't waste my time.
I wish they make more movies like the first insidious or the mist as far as creativity and horror like the grudge and killing like hell raiser
actually pretty glad someone else feels this way about Blumhouse (theatre) movies as well
Could tell by the trailers that Imaginary and Night Swim were going to be meh as hell. Looks like the best horror films aren't coming out until the 2nd half of the year.
Then again, looks like this Spring has a few good ones upcoming. 👍
"We need to ask for more. We need to expect more than this." I feel you, bruh. On levels.
I was hoping this would be good, I guess not! I have never seen you go this hard, so I'll avoid it like the plague!
Seems like Blumhouse is just basically putting out any shit that as long as it has an official title. A somewhat suspenseful/Jump scare trailer. People like us, horror fans, will actually watch it. WTF BLUMHOUSE??
It's too bad that Blumhouse has a reputation for lame 'horror'.. I will totally still watch thier movies, but I have no expectations of getting blown away, just entertained while I'm cleaning or doing laundry or something.
So yeah, you were right about Night Swim...lol! It sucked. It wasn't even campy enough to be bad. I can't wait to see this one!!
This one is worse lol
Now I'm really excited...lol!!@@GhostPirateEntertainment
This guys energy is awesome
Awe thank you so much!
@@GhostPirateEntertainment you’re welcome!!
Thanks for saving me 1h 44m of my time on this one!
that's the big problem with most pg-13 horror. you almost expect a dvd in a happy meal for them.
Night swim was terrible, too. Absolutely trash.