Today had some bangers from Harstem, "Nobody actually wins at life." "I'm supply blocked, I have brain damage" "Typing GG in this situation required so much mental power"
Harstem: *expects other players to react correctly to things* Other players: *never react; always do their own, practiced builds* Harstem: "I'll never understand these people- I don't get it!".
39:25 Harstem finally showing 1/4 of the frustration I had been feeling for the previous 5 minutes about him not building a cannon in his mineral line. And then he still doesn't build a cannon in the main!
Some of the most entertaining PVP gamesI've seen in a long time. Great watching Harstem clown his way through the early game and then pull the dub out with top tier game sense and decision making. That last game was a banger
love to see it when someone destroys krystianer. every time i see someone that he doesnt know or playing as barcode killing him he either rages or doesn't gg. i hate this guy
I must say, it seems Harstem got some accidental wins in this episode :) !Spoilers below! And some more deserved ones imho, against Maxpax he might have made some mistakes, but also made alot of good moves, nice one
I love how you just keep throwing shitty jokes at the camera until one sticks - but like when it does it just hits so hard. The balance of gameplay and wit is so good If I want pure entertainment I watch winter, but if I want to get surprised by pure gold, harstem is the one and only
Vs Maxpax I wonder how much a single cannon could have gotten you. Cut off one lane of blind approach for him, say at the natural. Did he kill 3 probes? Probably. But if it enables you to completely neutralize his investment in oracles by being in position elsewhere, could be worth it and more
Can i suggest a strategy to try out? What about a mass-contaminate on the opponent's production while exchanging the armies? It might delay the reinforcement so you would have a time gap with a significantly bigger battle limit.
I bike pretty well when I'm drunk. Once I cured my drunkness for the entire duration of my bike ride home. Only came back when my head hit the pillow. Is the cure to hangover an exercise bike?
Demanding or pseudo-demanding GG creates a culture of fake GG. That's why I think the attitude of greeting your opponent after competing creates a false feeling that everyone is cool.
Just like saying hello and goodbye to everyone creates a fasle culture... I mean gg isnt really to say the game was particularly sick, its just a way to end the game and say "thank you for the game " in one. Imho poeple like you who dont like gging are in truth just to salty after every loss, and they cant bring themselves to gg, so they create this whole philosophies.
@@firestarter000001 I don't get salty after losing, and I say hello, goodbye and GG because those who want that think badly of those who don't, just as you demonstrate in your opinion.
@@Saberwulfy Then the guy who demands gg's, doesn't reply or give a like lmao! Who's the salty one again? I gotchu on the like partner. I'm surprised "someone like him" didn't delete his comment after an own like that...
I know maxpacks is great. But you lose so much stuff to oracles and dt that I wonder why it is so hard for you to get a bronze cannon in each base and focus elsewhere. Is amazing how much he baits you to focus on those oracle and you end up losing time and like 300 mineral worth of probes per raid. You need to watch this replay IMO.
Harstem is into tight build orders so prolly doesn't want to sink resources into something he doesn't theoretically need. Maybe blind cannons is worth it in this game but it's easy for us to criticize as viewers. A top protoss pro most likely knows better than CZcams GMs and he won the game...
@@Fimbu1vetr is not criticizing for the sake of it. Is it pointing what at the end he realized so it gets attached to his mind for the future. "Tight" build orders are his motto because he is obssesive? Yes, I know. But there is a "cost fallacy" going in some games like this one where 1 and even up to 3 cannons would have saved him resources like time AND minerals. Max is the better player overall like Harstem said, and in this match it wasn't due to strategy but due to control - he forced Harstem to play his mind games of focusing in his base and not managing the actual army and that's why the game got longer. Now Max needs a better strategy for Harstem (because probably no one else forces him to go for something different) and Harstem needs a better mindset for people that are explicitly better than him at control.
I don't fjuking care where you were going with that story. Once upon a time there is a situation, which I will never forget. Also there is more than a liter of hard alcohol per person involved. I won't get into much details, but I also managed to drive through a space with the car, that on the other day it made no sense. The car is wider than the place it went through, yet on the other day when we went to check for damage, there was none on either the "road", or the care itself. I know it defies physics, yet I still made it through no damage. Cheers mates!
Harstem always makes sure that we know what the kids say
Say what you will about him, but he would never get caught speeding in a school zone.
@@jazlacook3389Especially if he's had three or four beers. He's a much better driver when he's drunk.
And he’s never gonna lie
Today had some bangers from Harstem, "Nobody actually wins at life." "I'm supply blocked, I have brain damage" "Typing GG in this situation required so much mental power"
"Just like in relationships, this never works." -Harstem
We need this on a t-shirt
i thought that was a poke at long distance, and not relationships in general.
Good job you really locked in on that max pax game. The keyboard sounded like an AK
You know when the commentary takes a minute pause that the battle is EPIC!
Harstem: *expects other players to react correctly to things*
Other players: *never react; always do their own, practiced builds*
Harstem: "I'll never understand these people- I don't get it!".
lovely how harstem gets so excited after a win he starts talking some nonsense xD
39:47 pro players refuse to use static defence, no matter how many probes and archons shall die for it :P
39:25 Harstem finally showing 1/4 of the frustration I had been feeling for the previous 5 minutes about him not building a cannon in his mineral line. And then he still doesn't build a cannon in the main!
Some of the most entertaining PVP gamesI've seen in a long time. Great watching Harstem clown his way through the early game and then pull the dub out with top tier game sense and decision making. That last game was a banger
That game vs Maxpax was excellent!
8:52 This made my day.
the game against MaxPax was sick! Nice W!
This is your best video. Failing upwards. Mission failed successfully. Miracle wins.
"blizzard takes 1 point if you play like an idot" that cracked me up really good! haha
32:00 exactly, so make a cannon or two!
that last game agains maxpax was great to watch, was on the edge of my seat all the time
love to see it when someone destroys krystianer. every time i see someone that he doesnt know or playing as barcode killing him he either rages or doesn't gg. i hate this guy
Epic final game! Nice video.
Slippery oracle had a good run. Sooner or later...
Balance... Or line of best fit?
H: if he expanded to the inside im in trouble
- 90 sec silence and epic stalker battle-
H: i can get this thing down.
Is the only way to "generate" new MMR points into the "economy" by making new accounts and losing the points?
No, your bonus pool of points also fills up.
nice work. that max pax game was nutty
Let’s go!! My boy Harstem at it again
Hasten really seems to hate this guy Kevin he always brings up.
You got a fresh haircut and some fresh moves. Good games bro
Keep pounding those prix...Great content as always....Harstem the Destroyer..
"everybody says they are good drunk drivers"
what's going on in the netherlands?
He didn't say that.
I must say, it seems Harstem got some accidental wins in this episode :)
!Spoilers below!
And some more deserved ones imho, against Maxpax he might have made some mistakes, but also made alot of good moves, nice one
I feel like “not gonna lie” is Harstems new verbal crutch 😊
Hell of a game against MaxPax. Nice dude.
In lower leagues the classic is "I had to all in because you didn't say glhf".
I love how you just keep throwing shitty jokes at the camera until one sticks - but like when it does it just hits so hard. The balance of gameplay and wit is so good
If I want pure entertainment I watch winter, but if I want to get surprised by pure gold, harstem is the one and only
Vs Maxpax I wonder how much a single cannon could have gotten you. Cut off one lane of blind approach for him, say at the natural. Did he kill 3 probes? Probably. But if it enables you to completely neutralize his investment in oracles by being in position elsewhere, could be worth it and more
1:08 "That would've been Hue'd sch(Very silent sch)"
. lol Ultimate dutch accent.
oh im seeing this right on time i guess
early gang!
Happenstance for me!
You almost fumbled that last game 😅
This was a huuuge amount of points today!
Congrats on beating maxpax, for a moment in time, you were the best protoss lattering.
congrats!
Remember when Harstem used to lose?
Noice game against MaxPax!
ggs harstem, nice games!
If the captain beats him just once again, he'll lose the right to crown.
14:01 gold
Harstem je nederlands accent is veelste makkelijk te horen.
Can i suggest a strategy to try out? What about a mass-contaminate on the opponent's production while exchanging the armies? It might delay the reinforcement so you would have a time gap with a significantly bigger battle limit.
Hi Harstem, my wife said your haircut is too short
20 years of starcarfting and he es propably right about the next unit not being a stargate. Spoken like a true AI
gg
harstem: "haven't shaved in a while"
me: desperately searching for some kind of hair on his face
I agree, no GG = 2 wins
Rigging the CZcams algo.
Don’t drive drunk fellas
1st game was he map hacking? He got you good, too good a few times...
Forget to commentate at 30 minutes in? lol total silence for like a minute or more
full tryhard mode vs maxpax
Hartem vs MaximusPaximus =
Just having 1-2 cannons per base would have saved so many workers, you even say it at one point and still don't do it lol.
Would you like to purchase extended warranty on your vehicle?
King Kong should have been hunted by hunters disguised as pretty girls or just use actual pretty girls. Just a pack of damsels
I bike pretty well when I'm drunk. Once I cured my drunkness for the entire duration of my bike ride home. Only came back when my head hit the pillow. Is the cure to hangover an exercise bike?
Make a Canon in your base. because I saved you so many face value.
Where's the hidden GG strat?
Demanding or pseudo-demanding GG creates a culture of fake GG.
That's why I think the attitude of greeting your opponent after competing creates a false feeling that everyone is cool.
Just like saying hello and goodbye to everyone creates a fasle culture... I mean gg isnt really to say the game was particularly sick, its just a way to end the game and say "thank you for the game " in one. Imho poeple like you who dont like gging are in truth just to salty after every loss, and they cant bring themselves to gg, so they create this whole philosophies.
@@firestarter000001 I don't get salty after losing, and I say hello, goodbye and GG because those who want that think badly of those who don't, just as you demonstrate in your opinion.
@@Saberwulfy Then the guy who demands gg's, doesn't reply or give a like lmao! Who's the salty one again? I gotchu on the like partner. I'm surprised "someone like him" didn't delete his comment after an own like that...
Yes harstem you have brain damage 😅
Artosis why would you discriminate against NA pros. One is a NA pro as long as the identify as one
Early commentators here are tilted, damn!
I know maxpacks is great. But you lose so much stuff to oracles and dt that I wonder why it is so hard for you to get a bronze cannon in each base and focus elsewhere. Is amazing how much he baits you to focus on those oracle and you end up losing time and like 300 mineral worth of probes per raid. You need to watch this replay IMO.
Harstem is into tight build orders so prolly doesn't want to sink resources into something he doesn't theoretically need.
Maybe blind cannons is worth it in this game but it's easy for us to criticize as viewers. A top protoss pro most likely knows better than CZcams GMs and he won the game...
@@Fimbu1vetr is not criticizing for the sake of it. Is it pointing what at the end he realized so it gets attached to his mind for the future.
"Tight" build orders are his motto because he is obssesive? Yes, I know. But there is a "cost fallacy" going in some games like this one where 1 and even up to 3 cannons would have saved him resources like time AND minerals. Max is the better player overall like Harstem said, and in this match it wasn't due to strategy but due to control - he forced Harstem to play his mind games of focusing in his base and not managing the actual army and that's why the game got longer.
Now Max needs a better strategy for Harstem (because probably no one else forces him to go for something different) and Harstem needs a better mindset for people that are explicitly better than him at control.
I don't fjuking care where you were going with that story. Once upon a time there is a situation, which I will never forget. Also there is more than a liter of hard alcohol per person involved. I won't get into much details, but I also managed to drive through a space with the car, that on the other day it made no sense. The car is wider than the place it went through, yet on the other day when we went to check for damage, there was none on either the "road", or the care itself. I know it defies physics, yet I still made it through no damage. Cheers mates!
Or maybe you were inebriated and your perception of reality was not accurate. You can't trust your senses when your brain is dulled like that, friend.
I think you're still drunk
my parents were almost killed by a drunk driver. actions have consequences
@@MichaelLochlann I've never said that I am proud of what I did then. Some of us learn, some don't. But the unexplainable facts are still there.
if you always say "GG" then it has no meaning.