The Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop (ASMR)
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- čas přidán 24. 11. 2017
- Professor Clemmons welcomes you to the Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop where you can find a variety of unique items form across the multiverse that will make a perfect gift for a resident patient or even an employee or member of the medical staff!
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Zábava
***WELCOME TO THE ARKHAM SANITARIUM GIFT SHOP!!!***
***PLEASE READ!!!*** ***LAST UPDATED: [REDACTED]***
***PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE WITHOUT ILLICIT WRITTEN CONSENT FROM AN A EMPLOYEE TYPED IN TRIPLICATE WITH A NO. GREEN PENCIL ON PERFORATED 3 HOLE LEGAL PAPER!!!***
***YOU BREAK IT YOU END UP IN MARGARET'S GARDEN!!!***
***FAQ!!!***
1. What are the gift shop hours? THE GIFT SHOP IS ALWAYS OPEN!
2. How do I get to the gift shop from place? YOUR ALREADY HERE!
[REDACTED]. What is your returns, refunds and exchanges policy? SEE #8!
4. Do you take credit cards, checks, money orders, IOU's, blood or first born? NO, NO, NO, [REDACTED], NO, MAYBE! SEE STORE CLERK FOR MORE INFO!
5. [REDACTED]? YES!
6. Why are you yelling at me? I'M NOT IT'S CALLED EMPHASISING!
7. No, you *ARE* yelling at me! CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE!
8. [REDACTED]
9. Do you take requests? [REDACTED]
10. Why are some questions [REDACTED]? [REDACTED]
BONUS QUESTION: [REDACTED]
*** SAMPLE ITEMS YOU CAN BUY SHOWN IN VIDEO!!!***
00:07:00 USED PAIR OF SYNTHETIC PATIENT HANDS!
00:09:00 BOOKS!
00:26:35 HAND AX!
00:28:35 OFFICIAL TIN FOIL HAT SOCIETY TIN FOIL!
00:30:00 LP'S (NOT SHOWN: CD'S & MIXTAPES)!
00:39:25 HAND GRENADE!
00:41:05 PARLOR GAMES!
00:49:40 ARKHAM SANITARIUM MERCH! (video props provided years ago by propnomicon.blogspot.com/)
00:51:13 A.S.M.R. TREATMENT ITEMS LIKE PESTLE & MORTAR!
00:52:40 RED SWINGLINE STAPLER!
00:54:10 COMBINATION LOCK!
00:56:00 APPAREL AND CLOTHING!
"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!" Lol iconic
Ephemeral Rift
LMAO I LOVE THIS
U da man ER. Best asmr on the innernnette. Make a rush hour car game #3. #1 is my favorite
This is why "your" my favorite CZcamsr
This paperwork is a mess.
You should do a sleep paralysis video where you are a creature which visits us but instead of scaring us you give us tingles.
Planet SoiL look for the box of 4 video I think the concept of that video is similar to that
Thanks, will do.
Or a ghost which gets stronger with tingles
aha that's cool idea, but kinda mocks people who actually have severe sleep paralysis.
EatMoreWaffles not really, it's not like he's going to say like "see? Sleep paralysis isn't bad at all, people who complain about it are a bunch of pansies who just can't handle a but of a spooky dream" rift has covered many topics that could be controversial, but he keeps them from being that way, his videos where he kidnaps the viewer to give them tingles wansn't insensitive to kidnapping victims was it? No, it's a tingly rift video, praise uncle E and the elder gods
How have you not done a librarian yet? Like a guy that knows everything about everywhere about the sanatorium. The Secrets and the horror but is just a normal guy about it all
smallspore Listen to this man!
smallspore this is a great idea, I'd love the repairman having to do some repairs on a robot at the asylum & he just talks about the place while tinkering away, that would be fantastic. E.R deserves many more subs due to their high quality content & their upload schedule
The ideas who never run out of man!
Ewan Walker JAJAJAJAJAJAJA Omg, i die
Until that video that says otherwise
probs because he has his own ASMR universe
That moment when you’re watching a rift video and a notification comes up for a new one
*hyperventilation*
-‘From around 85’
-‘I was born in 85!’
-‘Ancient History’
-Mother fu-‘
o l d m a n
& I t h o u g h t I w a s h I g h.
a l I t t l e g r e y I n t h e b e a r d
Boomer
@@thomastsohonis1218 shut it he ain't no Boomer
I misread the thumbnail as SANTA-TARIUM and thought: "Ooh, that sounds like an interesting Christmas mash-up."
He should do that
Santa Tarium tho
Done with no green screen, you're a master of your craft.
39:30 what a great way to wake up the body and senses
39:43 "pull the pin, throw a grenade down the hall, and watch the residents run" Definently gta sanitarium
XD
How much do you want to bet the book on atheism it's just the fitnessgram Pacer test voice lines
I love how all his videos are in one universe so it makes it feel so familiar in a good way and I feel so welcomed
"How about a variety of Parlor Games?"
*Grabs Grenade*
There’s so much stuff on the shelf that he could say like “Deathclaw Eggs” and I,would just be thinking “must be behind the mortar and pestle!”
Don't Dead Open Inside
Actually, this one is done right :D
Watching this on my new TV I bought with ASMR tokens, had to save up for a whole month to get it but the upgrade is certainly worth it. I love this show, it's my favorite viewing material right before going to sleep.
How about a checking into hell ASMR. Ask some questions like what sins have proformed or tick the follwing to why you are down here. Make a leaflet on places in hell with photos, like a hotel would do with their rooms. Give them their very own skull and things like that.
Good idea. May have seen this idea before but yeah.. I'll see what I can do..
Thanks.
@@EphemeralRift can you do an ASMR video with just writing sounds?
5 years year later, ASMR Ryan did this idea the following year hahah
@@terrortower666 correction 6 years
How many Arkham Tokens to buy a Arkham Lootbox? Want that rare Corvus skin so bad. 😜😅
Comment of the game:
*John Laden*
John Laden do I have to pay for
v-bucks to obtain a gift from the store?
Don't worry if you don't wanna buy ATz you can always scrap your dupes for Ephemeral Crystals. (You also receive a few at the end of each video) and its only 50,000 Crystals for that legendary skin... You know you want it. 😜🤞
Oh and by no means is this gambling. 👍
"Stay tuned for a personal visit from Dr. Cthulhu"
Now THAT sounds interesting, i can hardly wait.
Also question : Do the residents like to play Hot Potato with the grenades from the shop?
That's the ONLY way to play with them!
So I've always been so sad that I fall asleep in the middle of these brilliant videos. I always feel bad that he puts so much effort into these videos and I never could seem to finish them. Today, I popped some headphones in at work and listened to this as I answered emails. Let me tell you, it is life changing-it actually helps with my concentration.
No more wondering how ER vids end! I'm very ecited to binge watch all my favs again at work lol
ThatAwesomeTyra I listen to his Albums on Google Music while working away at the computer haha, I love the Camera Vintage on his 1st album.
Dude ER honestly you are so awesome you are the king of ASMR keep doing what you’re doing because ASMR wouldn’t be the same without you
You can’t fool me, Professor! Some questions are [REDACTED] as a reference to many SCP files, aren’t they?!
SCP didn’t invent the word redacted. I could very easily be missing the point, but I thought you should know.
Dylan Bibb that’s not the point
Dylan Bibb I figured as much, but I like to think that’s where a lot of people know it from (actually, I wouldn’t have made the connection myself if I hadn’t subscribed to an SCP reader on CZcams a few weeks ago, so...yeah) Also the Professor seems connected to the Foundation in a way, so the reference makes too much sense.
Dude CIA invented [REDACTED] or [DATA EXPUNGED] but [REMOVED UPON O5 REQUEST] is an SCP original
He did a reference to the SCP in this video: Professor Clemmons - The New Arrival [ ASMR ]
czcams.com/video/ja8_DZy6itw/video.html
His name plate is suspicious, at least that's what some comments say.
You missed an opportunity. Should have called it Arkham Sanitarium merchandise retailer, not Arkham Sanitarium gift shop.
They changed the name 2 weeks ago. There was a new sign when I went to rent Bioshock Infinite and buy my new TV.
Patrolling the [REDACTED] almost makes you wish for a Mojave winter
Hi Hi I don't get the [Redacted] could u explain it to me pls
All knifed up read Rift's comment
Hi Hi Patrolling the nuclear?
Suck it bitch
Creature Plays Games ITS from fallout new Vegas "the mohave " or however you write it
Anyone else have a strange addiction to any and all gift shops? Or is that weird? xD
Tom Davidson I find myself fascinated by gift shops in the same way I'm fascinated by small motels and those security trailers or whatever they are that you see on the side of highways. That kinda thing, if you get what I mean, I know that sounds kinda weird.
I look up "ASMR shops" on CZcams because I'm also addicted lol
You have helped me gain a proper sleeping pattern for the first time ever in my almost 32 years! I think I love you loll 😂😂 I know I deff love your videos and they way they have helped ease my insomnia 👌👌
I see a corvus mask, and dr. Hamm's skull. SCP-049 must be pretty pissed about that
THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS :)
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
cerebeliac no. I am.
cerebeliac *dead meme*
In exactly one month from now it will be St. Patrick's Day, so this video is very appropriate because it's all about gifts. Only holiday I can think of that you give gifts on is the second day of Summer. I like it.
Jesus it took me two minutes to find this comment
St. Patrick is lower than me on the kingly and godly sector of the highness and truthfulness of lordship, I am the highest being known to man, and can and will strike down the saint in one fowl strike of my tiny pencil.
What's a pencil
I know, youtube dorsnt show our own comments to us first anymore on videos. Too bad.
St Patrick is on March
Even the mention of [REDACTED] takes me back to the old SCP days
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an original joke
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you want [REDACTED]
ThexVaultxTech Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for the man who never runs out of ideas.
Ah, here it is. I was wondering where ye olde Mojave had gone.
Almost
*NCR intensifies*
When you fall asleep to ASMR and wake up thinking something is scratching on the pillow right next to your ear. Fucking jumped out of bed XD
I was so unsatisfied by the necklace being stuck in the flannel the WHOLE TIME GAAAH
E... I just woke up man
Woke up this AM w/horrible vertigo, never have had it before. Jokingly it's like being drunk w/out having to buy liquor. Having to be still & rest today, this is just what the "Dr" ordered. Thank you
I love how the letters in the background spell asmr. Little details like this is why you are such a great youtuber.
Can you do a SCP ASMR Series? I think you would be really great for that type of series!
Lapse In Time plot twist corvus is scp 049 or 056 i never remember wich is the doctor
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING
Arkham
Sanatorium
Mental
Rehabilitation
HAD THE FIRST LETTERS STOOD FOR ASMR
I am always blown away by the quality of your work
I love how creative he is with the story he creates, like what setting he’s in, what is happening in the world he’s in, brining together all of these awkward and rather uncommon groups other people joke about. I like how he brings everything out and even though this is ASMR, it feels like there’s a story behind everything he’s doing, where he gets things, what he thinks, what’s out there in the world he lives in, what happened to Post-Apocalyptic America, and stuff like that. I really enjoy it when he does things in Arkham Sanitarium!
You know Uncle E has your back when you manage to fall asleep to his videos with a violent cold and constant nosebleeds.
oh my god i JUST got that "Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation" is an acronym for ASMR
ER: lets take a look at some of our books.
*pulls out synthetic hands*
I’ve watched this six times in the last two days. I can’t get over how great this video is.
ahh yess various different items such as rubber chicken, trench shovel, human scull and a thermonuclear bomb. yes such lovely gifts
On your shop you should add the shirt from The Induction because i would totally buy that and other people would too
You really nail the sanitarium vibes would love to see more sanitarium/ love craft videos your simply the best !❤
This was very much needed after a long afternoon of baking and blogging and a few other things.
ER: 2:30
Me, a Whovian: Excuse me? What did he just whisper?
I often stop by too have a good laugh at the loons and allways spend a couple of hours browsing the gift shop and have tea and scones at the café. The admission price is well worth it. Better than going to the zoo.
Love ur videos man, keep up the good work
Phenomenal!! You never cease to amaze me!!!
Glancing at my book shelves and realizing I could be Arkhams librarian
Did ER really just say “Umpa Lumpa” as one of the species? Oh my god that’s amazing! I died when I heard that.
Great vid, Rift!
Doompa dee doo!
Finally! Arkham themes are my favorites besides the ones when you co host, just because it's both funny and asmr-y. Keep up the good work.
It official: Mr Rift will never run out of ideas!
We all try to give him custom ideas but we all know he will come back with something 2x better
You know I think Ephemeral Rift would do absolutely incredible making ASMR videos about the SCP Foundation and it's affiliates/ various organizations within the same fictional world. There is already so much room for creativity and we all know he is going to come up with some pretty crazy stuff if he does dive deep into that world! I really, REALLY hope he does at least a few videos to be honest.
Alex Horner His own RIFT WORLD is already plenty deep, but check out his Colonist videos, they probably come closest to what you're looking for
I still need to get around to an official SCP Foundation video. I'm trying!
Well, I'm so glad that you're at least trying to get to it! :)
No locked doors,
No windows barred,
No things to make my brain seem scarred,
SANITARIUM
Ah! Thank you, I was looking for an ASMR video to relax to
Royal Potato Australia or something?
Uncle Rift never ceases to make me tingle.
I was waiting for this last night. Guess I'll finally be sleeping!
I fell asleep within the first 10 or so minutes of this video, but the entire video played as I slept. When I woke up, I was on a new video, but I had a horrible nightmare. Now I need to watch this video to see where the heck that dream came from.
I love when he says umpa lumpa.
Am I the only one who caught the “...but we are always on the hunt, as they say in Yharnam...”? Awesome reference, Ephemeral Rift!
that's a Groot in the backround
i know this is an older video but... your voice is especially crystal clear and perfect...the suit too! love the rustling.
I have to admit, when i first started looking into your videos i thought "oh god no what is that?" but it sparked my interest more and more and now you could tell me anything at all and i would sleep. Its become such a peaceful place to be. as embarassing as it sounds to become familiar with the voice of a random entity in the internet.
Also, that grenades tingles were deadly
Give us a haircut with Corvus or Beauregard! I would get all the tingles from that
I was just rewatching the videos of Professor Clemmons when I got the notification. *magiiic*
I’d like to play throw the hand grenade
Icyllya yea that'll be fun
Lets play russian rulet... But if a granada
What about a fancy game of launch the nuke?
Always remember that the only times close counts is with horseshoes and hand grenades.
As soon as ER picked up the stapler, I immediately thought of Office Space for some reason, so I’m glad he actually referenced it
Happy new year guys stay safe and god bless!!!🎉🎉🎉🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨✨🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️
Sooooo unique, charming, funny and relaxing all at once :)
I've tried to watch this video two times now and fallen asleep before I could get a sense of any of what was going on. Here's to a third try!
Ah I always love the shop videos, very nice E.R
PLEASE start selling those patches, I would buy the heck out of them
ah, a Gift Shop! Perfectly matched on my birthday!
danke papa Rift!
I like your closet. It's like a time capsule.
Great Asmr!
Maybe you could make something similar to this where you have a shop selling weapons found across the multi-verse, from lightsabers to regular swords.
I've been waiting for this, thanks papa e
39:25 how to start columbien "pull the pin, throw down the hallway and watch people run".
So, do you have "I'm with crazy "-shirts?
I put so much trust in you rift, if you decide to make a joke a shout I will lose my hearing cause I have the sound at 100%.
Where's the ASTV watermark in the bottom left corner?
I just had jaw surgery and honestly you are the best because i couldnt sleep thankyou
Fay Rose bb ur hot af
thank bb
Well that’s shitty, get well soon!
thankyou , means a lot :)
i need a part 2 to this
Just noticed ASMR stands for Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation
Do a 90's, 80's or 70s throwback video when you're all like dressed old school and messing around with cassette tapes and records and CD's n such and pulling out nostalgic things from the time frame you wanna make a video about like pagers, vhs tapes, etc. That would be awesome and keep doing what your doing man the vids are awesome
We'll see what happens! Can't promise anything
I just LOVE the idea of a Dalek visiting the Arkhan sanatorium gift shop. "Good afternoon sir, and what can I help you with today? We have a fine range of stair lifts avilable at a very reasonable price."
"EXTERMINATE!"
Another great asmr
Omg I just noticed you should have a time traveling character because you could do things to the story that wouldn't happen before like dr.corvus being killed that one time or something like that
Anton Lavey being an ASMR patient is endlessly amusing to me.
I have a feeling that if you went to a restaurant in Arkham Sanitarium instead of getting complimentary water you would get complementary tingles.
Hey Rift, I know someone that is interested in buying stuff from this gift shop! "Steve" the potato of the nefarious organizations is the one as these gifts hold some "Special" memories for him...
I always look forward to whenever the LPs are brought out, if I may be selfish and make a request it would be just a video of you tapping on the album covers and reading the track names, like in the Relax With Satan 2 video :)
Best gift shop ever im coming back again
the missing link nah I was just visiting
You know, it would be nice to see a knight asmr likefor honor or dark souls with all of the noise and clacking armor creates
It would also maybe be neat to just drive around, perhaps making small talk, maybe even corvus is taking us along to give asmr to a patient in need, i have always found the car environment relaxing
beautiful!