The Garage Sale | ASMR
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- čas přidán 8. 10. 2018
- Thanks for stopping by my garage sale! I've been waiting for you. The items below are just a few that I have for sale:
00:02:16 Wooden baseball bat
00:04:20 Military gas can
00:07:04 Comic books, trade paperbacks, etc.
00:21:02 U.S. military gas mask
00:22:33 Military canteen
00:24:27 Briefcase
00:27:57 Oil lamp
00:30:21 Vintage lamp
00:31:54 Antique Ampersand
00:34:54 Vinyl LP collection
00:44:54 Wireless keyboard
00:47:26 1 brown shoe
00:49:35 Vintage Kodak camera
00:51:16 Boxing gloves
00:52:49 Typewriters
00:54:54 Mini nuke
00:56:08 Pair of crutches
00:57:30 A new arrival!
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Zábava
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You had the perfect opportunity to end the video by accidentally dropping the nuke and saying "oh shi-" and then cut it off before it hits the floor
MetallicaFan04 yes
Bailey Sutherland yes
Skylar Cloud yes
@@lurklurk32 yes
@@aidopotato222 yes
H E L L O Y E S , I D L I K E T O B U Y Y O U R G A R A G E
I'm more interested in his kitchen.
How much for the bathroom?
But you sell garages????
At Arkham Sanitarium, there is a man know for coming out once every decade or so. No one knows how old (or young) he really is, all they know is that he has a collection of goods surpassing all others. When he finally comes out to show and sell his fine goods, everyone from Dave the Deep Dweller to Professor Clemmons and his wife Margaret will come and see what he has to offer. Not once has someone been disappointed with what they see. Nobody knows just quite how he gets ahold of his goods, but legend has it that he is an inter-dimensional being who can travel to wherever he wants in time and space to collect whatever items he wants. They call his form of inter-dimensional travel... rifting. He is not known by a name in reference to himself, but instead he is simply known as: The Garage Sale.
Ephemeral rift has to read this 👏
Looks like he did
Testing our loyalty by uploading in the morning, eh? Challenge accepted.
*shows a mini nuke*
"Yeah its a good self defence weapon"
VirtualInsanity are you saying you don’t have a self defense nuke on hand at all times?
SOMETIMES you get into a fight with the entire country of Japan and you need to drop a nuke on Hiroshima.
Zander Smith I would say too soon but it probably isn’t.
I like how no one is mentioning that we 100% got drugged and kidnapped in the end.
Matthew Kinkade just a normal rift video
I'm not there yet. Damn.
I'm gonna need a follow-up video to see what happens to me. This can't just be it. I need to know where he takes me.
@@justinroberts2424 this is how new patients get admitted to Arkham.
@@monk7430 ahh see I've only watched Gotham as far as Arkham goes. They never did this when transferring people there that's why I didn't get it. lol would still like a follow up from inside Arkham. Lol
This is the most exquisite brown shoe I have ever seen. Just look at the craftsmanship. I'll take it for 3 tokens assuming we can hear the whisperings of the Old Ones inside.
Shoe... Shoe... Shoe... Brown shoe... Brown shoe....
What type of old ones are we talking about
I think when you showed the mini nuke, the best thing ever would of been if you showed us how to arm it and then said calmly "oh shit" and it slips out of your hands. *end of video*
this is the first garage sale i’ve ever seen in a garage.
2 years late but fr
@@ethanreichard4658 fr fr
*crosses three lanes of traffic to stop at garage sale*
Ohhhhh plleeeeease have a spacebar for my keyboard!
I see what you did there ;)
How many times has the spacebar thief occured. Just the once?
@@stevewinkleburg5300 not sure, I just really hope he does it again
I have a keyboard for your spacebar.
Y’all are talking about a mini nuke when we literally get drugged at the end
Wasabi is Cool because no one could finish the video lol
Here in my garage.
With my *L A M B O R G H I N I*
whoops. That ER vid is already made -_-
How2Play 333 Knawledge!
HA 🤣
I'd love a whole video just dedicated to comics.
Would absolutely buy your briefcase! But I hope you never retire from creating your amazing videos. I’ve been following you for like 5 years and love everything you put out! Thanks for being so devoted to us!
Please do a video on your comic collection! I found that particular part of this video very mentally relaxing and a much needed distraction for my brain as comics are and have always been a part of me and my escape from reality.
Hey what happened to the escaping society and going to the woods series. I really liked where that was going
Ah yes finally, the 43rd of January at 3 AM Garage sale! My favorite sale!
Edit: Ah even better I got drugged at the end free of charge!
Isn't this a reference to one of his other videos? If so, which one?
I don't remember the exact title but it is from the video where he listed down future ASMR video ideas and this happens to be one of them.
Okay. Thanks
Video Reference: Questionnaire #1, background sign
@@endermage77 questionnaire 2, not 1 :)
I wish to buy an ampers& sign
Wtf was that ending!? I was just about to drift off and the man puts me to sleep?!
Perfect as always, wish you had a radio show with that voice of yours :)
...where he interviews celebrities and then transplants their brains into ordinary people bodies.
Well he does have his podcast
I know he does, but his voice reminds me so much of a one I listened to on a real radio show when I was little. I didn´t articulate it well, but that´s what i meant :) I am still an old time radio girl :)
@@majoliCATart I learn to NPR for just that reason. Could care less about current events.
Good news
I really love the comic book sections. There's just something so tingly about the plastic cover and you briefing talking about the comics.
He almost breaks character. You can see his eyes light up when he was talking about them.
Damn it all, not again! Oh well, the garden is quite lovely this time of year. I wonder if the apples are ready yet? I really enjoy the house cider.
Thanks, E.R. 😎
*Timestamps for any mobile users still watching this:*
00:02:16 Wooden baseball bat
00:04:20 Military gas can
00:07:04 Comic books, trade paperbacks, etc.
00:21:02 U.S. military gas mask
00:22:33 Military canteen
00:24:27 Briefcase
00:27:57 Oil lamp
00:30:21 Vintage lamp
00:31:54 Antique Ampersand
00:34:54 Vinyl LP collection
00:44:54 Wireless keyboard
00:47:26 1 brown shoe
00:49:35 Vintage Kodak camera
00:51:16 Boxing gloves
00:52:49 Typewriters
00:54:54 Mini nuke
00:56:08 Pair of crutches
00:57:30 A new arrival!
Thanks if you still use this account
@@banana8269 I still do, and you're welcome. Thanks for the throwback.
@@banana8269 though I gotta say, I'm pretty sure you can click on the timestamps in the description now on mobile.
@DogeResponds Some older vids don't show it sometimes but thanks for telling me :)
Yo thanks for the timestamps
1:15
Uncle E: "A lamp"
Moth Bröthren: "go on"
You forgot that box of just random stuff for like 50c each
Literally the best asmr channel ever
...hold on did he just kidnap me in the end?
He kindnapped you, duh
Mr.E got to half a mil subs. He single-handedly making ASMR a thing.
Lamps you say? I think I know a certain insect looking for one of those.
Brown Shoe is probably one of my favorite triggers, both for taping and just mumbling "brown shoe"
I wish to buy the alien your keeping in your shed for let's say 10 dollars
That's no alien.
That's his mother-in-law.
I was scared at the end until he said thanks for watching thanks to theses patrons
that's a nice ending right there
Finally more comic books! I am so happy. Thanks Rift
When I saw Hellboy and BPRD I wanted to reach through the screen and hug him.
Monk 74 Yup.
All these items are like relics of your life throughout the years. It's so interesting to hear you talk about all of them
Hey Rift, do you happen to have any items in your garage that is kinda "potato-ish", which you may refer to as "Steve", and whose profession is spying for "nefarious organizations"?
Every video you make is as a movie in a way. It helps me to relax, but at the same time it's so intricate and interesting. Keep up the tremendous work.
I do hope this will get a continuation
you consistently make the most creative videos. I watch em every night to get my mind off my may worries... thanks so much.
Just in time for bed, as always! Thanks so much, Rift!💗
the ending was a nice surprise
You uploaded this one just in time for me to relax and go to sleep 😴 😴
Thanks Uncle E ❤
I can hear the crickets in the background and it makes it that much more relaxing!! You must record late at night. Much love to you Uncle E!
I always love your comic book videos thanks for putting it in!!
Spotted The Killing Joke straight away and knew i was going to enjoy this video.
The mini nuke is from fallout and i just want to point out that this channel is the best asmr channel and i will always watch your videos :)
I love your videos! Relaxing and some are just so much fun to watch! Please, keep 'em coming!
Sometimes Mister Rift and his friend Bat have some buisness with another asmr channels
*ER* "Hello, yes, I'm here to arrange a collaboration."
*Other Channel* "Who's that?"
*ER* "Oh! That's my accountant, Bat. They're here to make sure this all goes smoothly"
*In the chair next to ER is a baseball bat wearing a shoe and tie*
Top 10 intelligent humans - Cutting the wire on your keyboard to make it wireless
Your videos are beyond relaxing, ER. 😌❤
im sad to see my soul wasn't available to purchase at this sale.
It will be soon
Keep the creative writing material flowing Mr. Rift
God bless Papa Raft. Basically, Papa Rift bless Papa Rift. Stay blessed.
Pocket, pocket, pocket....
Oh damn, my couch companion!
The part where rift explains the way the old school camera works had me nodding along in interest. When I realised I was like “why am I nodding to a video?”
I think that Mini-Nuke would be a perfect recreational piece for my pre-apocalypse representation model.
E?
Great video, ER. Thank you!
Just about to have a nap, great timing
Would you mind shipping my chosen items over to the UK?
✈
If im not mistaken this is THE garage sale on the 6/43 at 2-3am
Holy shit I forgot about that!!!!
Ohhhh I'm excited for the next video
What a twist at the end; I loved it XD
loving your Joker Comic in the back!! 🤘🏼😝
Absolutely brain-melting 🤤 Tingle heaven. Thank you!
Love this selection and such a cool background, great video buddy :)
Oh, a most excellent sale. Well done.
I want every video from now on to end like this
Got any jean-shorts?
Great work as always
Damn you got some classics!
You’re my most favorite asmr artist of them all.
The best thing on CZcams.
Awesome video! Love it!
That misfits lp is a greatest hits, I have the CD version but some of the tracks are definitely demos they sound amazing
omg, i just realized you mentioned taking photos of bugs as your hobby, and just the other day you upload your photos. crazy that i found this lol
Noo I'm getting kidnapped again!
*kindnapped
blackest night is my all time favourite dc event tbh
Lmao that twist at the end 😂 love it
Darn what a missed opportunity for a Zed Zombi Halloween special.
Legendary Garage
You are my nr 1 favorite ASMR channel.
"Tell me where you got the mini nuke." "Well i got it from North Korea."
I got mine from the glowing sea
I found mine in a trash can, so
Crime scene investigators would have a field day in your garage
Love these videos💗
Your creativity is just on another level my man. Still to this day my favorite youtuber. Have you ever considered streaming on something like twitch? I know you like games, as well as your son could even do a duo stream or something.
Watching this at 9:40 am 🇲🇽. Im still in bed, so good night everybody
You got a really cool US M17 Gas Mask (produced by MSA, used during Gulf War in the 90s [the filter is not in the front part but there are two little filters on the sides, "inside" the mask])
I'd buy that whole record collection. Damn.
That was an interesting twist at the end lol
The videos where he tries to sell stuff are the best
You reckon this is how corvus ended up in that chair with Margaret.
ER that original crisis on infinite earthes and blackest night look gorgeous!!
Love all your videos, but your garage ones are defs my favourite 👌
That Ending though :OOOOOOO
Really needs more views
I really admire the universe he has created 😦
That Phoenician Sailor ending tho
I approve
Never thought I’d be at a garage sale for a whole hour
Aha!
That’s where I can get a Mini Nuke!
That’ll be all... have a good day!
You need to make a video where you examine antique items. Like you pretend the viewer brought you a item and you say the year it's from and the condition it's in. I think that would be relaxing! Kinda like Antique Road Show if you have ever herd of that old show.
i love you humour im more laughing at your videos than relaxing because I cant help but laugh lol