"I wanna know the connection between the elves and the Nazis" - Elves (1989)

[@mulder1979]

1:07 what we all came here for.

[@JacobNintendoNerd99]

Jesus goddsmn christ I found this high off my ass and thought I was dying

[@karsaurlong]

Upstairs dining room?!

[@BlondieYouTube]

Man has been paying his taxes, he can do whatever he wants.

[@BlondieYouTube]

Grown Ups Speaking: 👽💥🦄🌏👹🕑🧝🩸☠💊🤖💉
Girls: 👀👀

[@sydneycastelfan]

thank you so much for posting this

[@MrBlue3rd]

If you're telling this story in front of your kids you’re a horrible parent.

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Oh, so you can lie to kids about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, but you can’t share crucial information about the genetically engineered sire of the master race