Everything Wrong With Morbius in 19 Minutes or Less
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Morbius. The movie so bad they released it twice. You've seen the jokes. You've enjoyed the memes. Now... experience the sins.
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Fun fact: This is the closest most audiences will ever get to actually watching Morbius
Super true
🙋♂️
Same thing I thought, I will probably never watch this movie so this is pretty much it for me.
My friend downloaded it onto a flash drive and then gave a copy of it with minecraft levels of bad resolution and the worst audio quality ive ever heard. Best experience of my life.
Brutal
I didn’t know it was even possible to sin Morbius since it is truly one of the movies ever created.
It even has writers, a script and actors
Hell, even a plot is there
It even has a name
the kung fu panda cameo was better than the entirety of multiverse of madness
@@KFP_Fanboy yes
No movie is without sins, not even one of the movies of all time.
the biggest sin is you skipping the milo dance scene
was just about to comment this
You mean the only good part?
The dance scene and “Its Morbin Time” both deserve negative sins
@@NerdHerdForLife Exactly. They didn't show it because there's nothing to sin.
I watched this movie on a 8 hour flight, on someone else's screen without audio and I think that was the best way to do it.
I believe the best way to watch this movie is to not
I watched Morbius on a gif someone made of the entire thing. No audio and compressed to absolute hell and back
😂😂😂😂I’m crying
aww that means you didnt get to hear him say Its Morbin Time!... hope they had subtitles on so you could at least read it
i watched this movie on a 8 hour flight but with audio on my own screen and i have never regretted my time more
My favorite part of this video was when Morbius said 'it's morbin' time" and then cinemasins recognized how perfect that line is and removed 1 morbillion sins, making this the most movie ever.
the horse is dead, you can stop the beating
@@TJ52359 no I will never stop beating horses…. Wait
@@TJ52359 we shall beat it until Sony lose a morbillion dollars or more
@@ammarpratama1207 not even relevant, they made many morbillion dollars from the second theatre release alone
@@kayn3x3 I can't tell if you're joking or not since the second theatre release did even worse than the first.
morbius is the greatest film of all time, i love the part when morbius says the line “it’s morbin time.” that alone should counteract all of the sins created by this movie.
i loved the scene where a portal to the kung fu panda universe opened and po morbed thanos
Wow verified yutuber:D
How could anyone sin one of the movies of all time
when morbius said “its morbin time”, everyone was so excited. these are one of the scenes of all time
Well you obviously haven't seen many films.
2:00 Fun fact: A fuse is literally a metal wire that was specifically made to burn out if too much energy goes across it. If you ABSOLUTELY need to get a machine working again after the fuse has blown, you can absolutely substitute the fuse with just about anything that conducts electricity.
Probably don't do that though. Usually fuses are built into systems for either safety or for preventing damage to equipment.
Can't believe i had too scroll this down for this. THANK YOU. Also there are even charts of common day to day metal objects that can emergency replace fuses according to their impedance. That spring would have worked perfectly in case of an emergency.
wrap the fuse in tin foil voila you bridged your fuse... even if it works in short term that's a good way to get electrocuted or burn your house down
@@Andi7111993 Yeah. Definitely don't wanna use this trick with something that has a lot of voltage or current.... but you can.
I've found a few "temp fixes" like this at factories. Surprise of the century, a lot of high yield companies are more concerned about immediately getting things rolling again than the safety of their equipment or employees. $30k in new equipment or safety violations for them is like a $1 bill to everyone else.
I've done that in stereos and whatever. Used a nail in a 220 volt system and forgot about it for ten years... Just realized i sold it with a nail fuse
So just wanted to mention that Blade and Morbius have actually met before in other media and Blade specifically pointed out that Morbius isn't a real vampire because he was created from a science experiment while actual vampires have mythical origins. That's also why Morbius has none of the traditional vampire weaknesses.
What the heck? How did a simple comment about Blade and Morbius become one of my most liked comments ever?
@@RialVestro because it is interesting :)
Yea in the comics they said that
Morbius is referred to as "The Living Vampire."
Really? When did blade and him meet?
The part where Michael is getting his morbiass kicked and Saul Goodman came out of the Doctor Strange portal to help, and then said "It's Saulin' time" and Sauled all over Milo was truly and unequivocally the greatest scene in cinema history. And the post credit scene where Gus Fring is alive and responsible for Vulture getting transported to the Mobiusverse was mind blowing. This is truly one of the films of all time.
wut
MORBIASS
You're right, this is a movie that was created
@@keeperofthestaff9392 Yep. The movie that exists.
@@wyattlundrigan4740 wish it didn't tho.
This movie has so many iconic lines:
“It’s Morbin’ time.”
“No, I am your Morbther.”
“That’s no moon. It’s a Morb Station.”
“May the Morb be with you.”
“I don’t like Morb… it’s course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
“It’s over Anakin, I have the Morb ground!”
“This is Morbrageous, it’s unfair.”
“Now this is Morb-racing!”
“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Morbsas anymore.”
“There’s no place like Morb.”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Morb.”
“You’re gonna need a bigger Morb.”
“Go ahead, make my Morb.”
“Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a Morby night.”
“E.T., Morb home.”
“The name’s Morb. James Morb.”
“You can’t handle the Morb!”
“A Morb’s best friend is his mother.”
“Take your stinky paws off me you damn dirty Morb!”
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Morb beans and a nice Morbanti.”
“Mama always said, life is like a box of Morblates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
“Hasta la vista, Morby.”
“Get away from her, you Morb!”
“You one ugly Morber-f**ker.”
“With power, comes great Morbility.”
“Morbza time!”
“Look at little Morblin Junior… gonna cry?”
“You know, I’m something of a Morbentist myself.”
“I love you Morbthousand.”
“You should’ve morbed for the head.”
“One does not simply walk into Morbor.”
“Morblish mother-f**ker, do you speak it?!”
“How about another joke, Morbius?”
“Welcome to Jurmorbssic Park.”
“Clever Morb.”
“Say hello to my little Morb!”
“The power of Morbius compels you!”
“I’m gonna make him a Morbfer he can’t refuse.”
“A friend should always underestimate your Morbtues, and an enemy overestimate your faults.”
“Look how they massacred my Morb!”
I just had to add some more, some I made up, and some from the replies that were perfect :)
😂😂😂😂😂
Exquisite
underrated comment
Why must my eyes behold this? What did I do wrong?
Don't forget "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she Morbs into mine.”
THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING ON THE HAND CUTTING!! Every single damn movie the actor/actress slices the palm of their hand and in the medical community this area is known as “NO MANS LAND”! As in no man besides a orthopedic hand surgeon should repair this area before a consult because the anatomy is so complicated and precise a single mistake destroys motion!
LITERALLY
Could we prick a finger or something?
YES!!
Morbius is a masterpiece that turned my life around, when i was young my father left and i got no bitches in school, i was also broke. But when i saw the hit movie Morbius it changed my life i now live in a mansion and i watch Morbius on a daily basis i even make my kids watch it.
Wow I hope you named one of those kids after Morbius!
@@kaizuey My three kids are named Morbius, Morbillion and Morbin
@@sleepyhollow1253 These comments too good xD
That is Morbelous.
And do you earn in morbillions as well
The only sin is that Morbius doesn't say "its Morbin' time" more than once.
Based morbious
In my universe he says its Morbin time
I would have actually watched the movie of he did
@@r.s.111 but he did dummy
@@tobythewoby more than once..?
Morbius is the most movie in the world. The plot was created, the script was written, and the actors acted in that movie WHILST following the script and the plot along with it. Truly a work of art.
Truly a work.
Truly a work.
What the fck do you mean by this
@@ideu6792 it's a meme. the movie was so bad that people are sarcastically praising the movie without ever actually saying it's good so they'll say things like "Morbius is the most movie in the world" instead of "Morbius is the most well made movie in the world"
@@SurotaOnishi thank you im so sorry
7:17 This scene is the most egregious part of the movie for me. First of all, the scene itself is extremely similar to the scene from Batman Begins when Bruce Wayne gets swarmed by bats in the Batcave. But even worse, you couldn’t hear it in the video, but when the bats start swarming around Morbius, the EXACT SAME theme plays as in Batman Begins. They straight up ripped off not just a scene but a whole musical theme from Batman 💀
I know right
Actually:
Given that comic-Morbius in his backstory has quite a death count of innocent people, it wasn‘t entirely unlikely that the kill of the nurse in the hospital was him.
Of course, then the cops come out and straight out say: „The mercenaries on the boat… I‘m sure they all were criminals, so they deserved it. But the nurse was an innocent mum.“
Never seen a movie so desperately trying to make sure that everybody knows: HEY! THE PROTAGONIST ONLY KILLED BAD PEOPLE!!!!
What a completely pathetic way of sanatizing away the most interesting aspect of the Morbius-character.
The other thing that broke me down was the cliché "I've been turned into a vampire and will soon need to drink human blood" problem is really grating here. He is the worlds leading hematologists in the creation of artificial blood AND he has a well known blood disease that requires at least 3 blood transfusions a day. He is the most well positioned vampire in the history of vampire fiction as far as blood supply is concerned. He can get all the blood he wants without raising an eyebrow. He likely does not even have to up his standard order of blood.
Morbius is like a bad Vampire the Masquerade character. If I was their Storyteller I would not allow it.
Wym bro morbius is a perfect movie that made 20 morbillion bucks
Your boy gets blood delivered daily as if it's uber eats
@@TheT4Gz can I eats it? 😆 🤣 😂
My main issue is that Vampire bats.... don't use humans as their main food source. Or each other. They use cows and pigs. So why is he suddenly a cannibal now??
Except talking to Stop signs and TVs in bloodlines was more entertaining AND better written than this movie.
As a biologist, ca nwe talk about the fact that keeping those bats in a weird cylinder tube with nothing to settle down on and forcing them to fly around 24/7 is animal abuse and would kill them pretty quickly? Especially vampire bats which are always one meal away from starvation, and flying uses a lot of calories! (As blood contains very little protein, fat, sugars... there's a reason vampire bats are highly social, live in huge colonies, and share blood with fellow vampire bats who didn't find a meal that night by regurgitating some of the blood from their stomach and feeding the starving colony member? And that other bat will remember the kindness and reciprocate if they happen to get a blood meal next night and their benefactor didn't. And to conserve calories, vampire bats actually walk around on all fours a lot and only fly when neccessary!)
That’s why the movie used cgi
*ding*
If all these facts about vampire bats were somehow incorporated in the movie at least in some capacity, it would be so much more better. I think so, at least.
I know I could look it up, and I understand if you want to tell me I'm an adult and should do my own research buuuut...
How do they get down and dirty? Are there 50/50 male and female bats? Since they're mammals, is there such a thing as vampire bat milk?
@Big Robot bats can’t lift off from the ground, they have to fall to fly
The part where Morbius says "Perfectly morbed as all things should be" , my whole theatre morbed together and all of our morbillion cells morbed into morb blood cells
1:43 "Look at the freaks!" he says, pointing at an empty window, or is he pointing at the audience that actually paid to watch this in cinemas?
Yeah, I didn’t understand how that worked. There was no sightline between them.
The fact that the actors learned how to fly for this movie makes it one of the movies ever.
@Croto Are bots this dumb that they think we will click a random link?
@@sakuradabp6400 They wouldn't keep doing it unless it worked sometimes, unfortunately
@@-Gorby- It just works on kids that are passing throught their puberty, oof
Just shows how far Jared Leto will go with his method acting
@@sakuradabp6400 just for that im clicking on the link
I love the part where morbius says "i will morb you into next friday" the emotions in that line were so intense that i made me cry for the rest of the film
Then Ice Cube showed up
You actually cried over that wtf you really need some help
@@COLE_PRODUCTIONS ice cube wasnt in the movie
@@brewjim105 Then Morgan Freeman showed up.
@@RdnFikri Morbin Freeman
He killed 8 people!!! Lol! I love it when he harps on one subject and never lets it go throughout the whole video.
Actually, yeah...the security at hospitals is pretty light depending on the speciality floor. You'd need a code or a key card to have access to certain areas but he's a doctor so he'd most likely have access to most areas of a hospital that he practices at. Floors like ICU or trauma wards are more closely monitored due to the attention need for the care of the patients. When I checked on my mother after a surgery, I could've easily walked into any patient's room as long as no one was around and I walked around like I belonged there. I actually had to get a nurse for a patient who was trying to get out of his bed without help after hip surgery. He'd rung for them and was calling for them out loud but no one was helping him. He asked me to help but I'm not a medical professional and told him I'd run to the desk and drag some back to him. It made him smile and he settled back to wait for me to return with someone. He was grateful though never said so...he winked a "thank you" to me.
I literally cried like a baby when he said to that little girl I morbed you 3000"
I didn't know it was even possible to sin this movie.
It's truly a work of art
HEY!!!
Oh man, this vulture scene is just soooo amazing. The tech, the dialoge, the characters - it all fits perfectly.
Reminds me of the time I slept on the bus and ended up in a new area. First instinct was to create some makeshift weapons and ask some random dude about wanting to fight crime, after telling him I'm lost... ah good times.
Did you morb when you woke up?
@@allanturmaine5496 No, but how could I? I lack all and any bat stuff. Like, I didn't even get covid yet, so I'm basically disabled when it comes to morbing >.
Ohhhh, right in the morbz!!!!!
That was an experience, with memories, actions and words! I bet you used your brain in a way too!
and ALL the people involved in MORBIUS.....are VERY VERY RICH AND SUCCESSFUL.........so do you STILL think Capitalism is real and honest?
THE MORE HACK SNYDER lost WB, the MORE FILMS they let him direct!
ALL "ADULTS" and "EXPERTS" are frauds, from the"Supreme" Court (um, Hitler called....) to ALL CEOs (Peon Musk says "this truck has shatter proof windows!" and BOTH then break on the FIRST try!)...
NEVER FORGET: ALMOST EVERY GOOD HUMAN INVENTION......was a SCREW-UP (Cuz humans are insane idiots and phonies)! From distorted guitars (amp broke!) to Viagra (they were TRYING to cure baldness!).......ALL OUR LEADERS AND BOSSES ARE FRAUDSTERS AND IMPOSTERS.
And it's time to fight back.
Lab technician here! This movie confirms that Morbius is a Disney Princess because the way he held that mouse during the injection shows that his mere presence calms it down enough for an injection. If I were to hold a mouse like that (even without injecting anything) I would be IMMEDIATELY bitten and the mouse would run off faster than I could even react to being bitten.
I am really surprised that no one is irritated by the scene with Lucius/Milo and his self-medication.
When Morbelus gets the serum, Dr. Martine has to inject it into his spinal cord after they synthesize it.
Milo, on the other hand, grabs some bottle off the table and chugs it. What? Why? How?
I see him thinking:
Could be the serum, or a deadly virus sample. Oh, what the heck, i'm dying anyway!
Later, Dr. Martine gets a drop of Morbelu's blood on her lips and mutates.
I think, that escalated quickly.
All in all, Milo would have been the better main character, a Redemption arc could have been built here.
Perfect. I've always wanted to know what the actual movie behind the meme was about, but not to the degree of actually watching it 😂
How have u never seen the movie of all time????
Same. I was getting tired of how people don't actually talk about what the movie's about/what its issues are, so a channel who doesn't subscribe to the joke is welcome lol
@@ariahazelwood3842 Because no one bothered to see it lmao
@@thatonerotom8999 I know, which just made me more interested to know what it's about 😫
Exactly
“It’s wild to me that this is a Spider-Man villain and not a Batman villain.”
*Technically he was a Batman villain first. In 1970 DC released the first Batman comic with Man Bat as the main villain. Man Bat’s real name is Dr. Kirk Langstrom, and in an attempt to cure his worsening hearing loss he mixed his DNA with Bat DNA, turning himself into a half man-half bat creature. Then in 1971, Morbius made his comic book debut.*
So i knew about manbat, but i didn't know when he initially debuted. It seems super messed up that marvel debuted morbius just a year later with the exact same origin :O
@@Officialencode most super people heroes or villains are a rip off of some other comic's work
the idea of "dude gets dna mixed with animal" isn't exactly top originality for either one, even back then...the fact that one is literally just man bat, and the other is "vampire via vampire bat"....
@triforian king honestly the amount of copyright claims that have probably been filed between these two companies is probably ridiculous
Here we go again..... 🤦🤦🤦
Sure someone already mentioned it but you can 100% replace a fuse with a spring. It's there to maintain a connection until too much power goes through then fail. So it just needs to make a connection to function. Not safe but completely viable. Just like a penny in the old fuse boxes in houses before they used trip switches.
17:01. He could also go to the bloodbanks available in most hospitals. It's human blood and no killing required. 🤦🏾♂️
Morbius is certainly the movie of all time. My favourite scene was when Morbius turned around and said, "It's morbin' time," and morbed all those bad guys. My whole theatre of 83 morbillion people got up and cheered, I even saw a few morbing themselves! Jared Leto revolutionized the acting industry with his outstanding performance in the movie of all time, "Morbius," where actors act, a plot is shown, and a director directs it. I certainly will never forget the scene where he said "It's morbin' time." Did I mention Morbius? Overall, definitely the movie of all time. When I saw this video show up in my notifications I thought it was April Fools! If you don't want to anger your audience of .0000000009 morbillion people, I would suggest removing the video :)
I took a shot whenever you took a reference about or directly said “Morbius” now I have to admit that I feel morbiously
Morbius is morbing to this
This should be a new copypasta tbh
all this sarcasm hurts my head
I think my brain cells just morbed into an aneurysm
Wow, a 20 minute video that's just a black screen. Definitely one of CinemaSins' best videos. Even they admit Morbius is a cinematic masterpiece.
Their motto is "no movie is without sin"
But now that Morbius exists, they've updated it to "no movie is without sin... Except Morbius. It is perfect."
Except for Goblin 2, which had -10,000 sins until the movie's only flaw, the ending, which caused him to reset the counter back up to 0.
@@micahphilson
Of course
4:56 out of all the videos and sarcastic tones I heard from this channel,THIS PART is the first genuine annoyance I've heard and it KILLED me🤣
i dont usually like Cinemasins but i get a twisted sense of joy seeing them tear apart actually bad movies
so why are you commenting on this video?
@@mrmattwell6966 because they get a twisted sense of joy seeing them tear apart actually bad movies…
@@sandshark8106 some people aye
@@mrmattwell6966 because they got a twisted sense of joy seeing them tear apart this actually bad movie.
@@sandshark8106 But Morbius is one of movies of all time, so that shouldn't apply
I really like the part where Cinemasins said "It's Sinnin' Time!" and then sinned all over those enemies.
@bebyna bot
@@bosssnurp5912 did you report them? Dont see the comment
Thanks if so.
@@thatguyintherain3168 nope, they just disappeared
@@bosssnurp5912 weird. Hate bots.
That sounds so wrong...
There is no such thing as "wrong" when discussing this Movie, as it is a flawless Morbsterpiece
*Morbsterpiece ;)
morbius backwards is suibrom
@@rap401442 Fixed it
3:28 He just losing it lol
11:06 Dexter's Laboratory already did this joke in "Hunger Strikes." You're not being funny or original, movie, and I'll add a sin on top of Jeremy's because of it! (Ding)
Repairing a blown fuse with a spring from a ballpoint pen is actually very much possible. It bridges the fuse, as long as the current isn't too high and melts the spring. It can be a temporary fix but the original issue, why the fuse blew in the first place is still an issue. It's pretty much the equivalent of your door lock broke and now you disabled your alarm system because it goes off anytime you walk in through the unlockable door.
It's not safe in any way but it sure as hell would work
Hence why Morbius is one of the movies of all time
Morbius has no flaws. I knew it all along!
It is obvious what was meant by context, but I just noticed unlockable has two different meanings. Either it is un-lockable (not able to be locked, presumably already unlocked), or unlock-able (able to be unlocked, presumably currently locked). Another interesting thing: "apart" and "a part" are close to being antonyms.
Yes and then the electrical system melts down in your car. Speaking from experience.
Morbius was too complex that, even the director didn't know what he was doing.
I agree
I'm glad that you keep mentioning the fact that Jared Leto killed 8 people.
The entire movie I had that in my head the entire time and despite the movie sucking (for obvious reasons) I literally couldn't remember a single thing after because that's all I could think about.
17:38 the reason the trail thingy is black and purple is because later in the film u can see that underneath the coat thingy hes wearing on the inside its purple while the outside is black.
It's incredibly sad that I wanted to yell this into the CZcams video the entire rest of its duration, looked for exactly this comment, and waded through all these repeated memes before eventually finding it. He also wore that jacket earlier, notably on his walk through the city talking with Milo.
I was actually mildly impressed with the audacity of the choice to try to cross-justify the absurd wardrobe AND special effects choices... ... ... but then I remembered I was still watching Morbius, so that passed really quickly.
@@YuuGiJoou lmao. I didn’t see anyone correct him so I corrected him myself lol
That's really the reason I dropped this channel for the most part... so many bad-faith non-criticisms... and then often enough, some are just... wrong? But nobody actually cares about that, so the echo chamber carries on. And I'm just willing to let it be that way, I guess.
Something is clearly wrong with the universe if we can't all just dunk on Morbin' Time in peace and harmony. Just make sure you're doing it right! ;3
How do you even sin morbius?
There are actors that preform actions and lines, a script that you can read, there’s even a Director!
The most groundbreaking part of this movie, is that you can see it on a screen!
Truly the most movie ever created
Its morbin time
People simp for it but that isn't an excuse to not sin it
@@maltaaircraftspottingv2 Dude, you didn't get the joke, everyone knows Morbius was one of the worst movies from Marvel, but the joke is that people won't say it, check the other comments and see how they say things like "truly a movie of all time" or "it's morbin time" (a line that is never used in the movie) lol
@@sakuradabp6400 now I feel so dumb that I didn't get it
@@maltaaircraftspottingv2 It happened to everyone dude, it happened to me but I didn't comment on the people's comments
The implication, as many movies try to imply, is that because the men Morbius killed were dangerous or “evil”, his murders were somehow “better,” even though he had no control over himself and they could have all just been innocent dudes and he would have killed them just the same.
Imagine them being a normal security company fallen on bad times and took this job as a last resort to save the company and their livelyhood.
@@JSmellerM Precisely. So many action films completely forget this and it genuinely saddens me how little consideration people will give to circumstances or the nature of killing just because the victims are working for “the bad guys”, even if there is no evidence to suggest that these people have any idea of the motives behind the people they’re working for.
One of the Austin powers movies satirises this when one of the hench men die they cut to the family of the henchmen, all sad when they find out their dad or partner died at work.
😁
Actually, this video should have... ZERO SINS. This is the best film ever to exist in cinema.
prob havent watched it
@@skyrobot68robot98 You should definitely watch it. I watch it about four times a week, maybe five. It's just so memorable and good. It, I daresay, is better than Shark Tale. I know, better than Shark Tale? But Morbius is brilliant.
Hello I am catlover hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Well, Michael may have murdered more people than Milo by the time they started fighting, but there's a big difference between killing 8 armed mercenaries and killing a helpless nurse and newsstand clerk. Numbers aren't the only thing that matters.
Plus, Michael was trying to control his powers/hunger by this point. Milo on the other hand was pretty clearly happy to continue feeding on humans without remorse, so I think it's pretty clear which of them had chosen the darker path. The simple fact that Milo hadn't caught up with the body count doesn't make him the lesser of the two evils.
Also, at least the first merc was killed in self-defence.
@@cazza09 Agreed. I was deliberately not using "self defense" in my reasoning, because that invited the easy counter that most of the mercenaries didn't stand a chance, and his real drive was hunger. But for at least the first one, there was a gun in his face, So again, not saying he's a good guy, but I think that we can put him well above Milo on the morality scale.
I would not be shocked if this is your guys' most viewed video ever after everything this movie has been through...😂
More people will watch this video than the actual movie!
@@johnirving5949 lmao pretty true
@@johnirving5949 Amen. xD
Are you referring to the movies metamorbisis?
@@cyberlife435 lmao sure I guess
You definitely "fix" some fuses with a spring (I've done it) just like you can definitely "fix" some fuses with a penny. The problem is that you haven't fixed the underlying cause as to why the fuse blew in the first place and have caused a possible fire hazard or risk of electrocution or whatever. In an emergency (like the emergency portrayed in the movie), you do what you gotta do but you should get a proper fuse ASAP.
Yah, there's plenty to hate about this movie but that one thing felt like an actual unnecessary nit-pick.
They probably underrated the fuse so it couldn't cope with spike current. I've seen plenty of fuses blown just from this alone lmao. But yeah, nothing genius by any means
Exactly. Although now the "fuse" can't blow if needed and could destroy the electronics. So... yeah. Emergency only lol
@@xc5103 On the other hand, what 10 year old would know how to jerryrig a blown fuse? Unless he's the child of an electrician or something, I guess.
50s 60s and 70s kids knew how to jury rig a fuse. Our parents taught us, we had to re wire fuses for the house back then.
Morbius is one of the movies ever made and it truly has no sins
0:58 wearing a black cape & using crutches makes him look like a bat when they walk on the ground, not sure if that's a sin, but it's heavy handed foreshadowing that most people probably didn't even notice.
how could you ever sin this movie? it’s literally the movie of all time.
thats what im saying like its one of the best movies ever made!
I swear it's one of the movies ever!
so is minions rise of gru
I get the reference
Remember the motto, it doesn't matter if it's the Best movie of all time or the worst. If it is a movie, it is doomed to have sins.
When the character says "you don't want to see me when I'm hungry" my response would have been to hand him a Snickers and say "you're not you when you're hungry"... that joke isn't too outdated is it?
Naw. The commercials were so on point they remain sharp to this day.
You're not morb if you're hungry.
I hate when im morby
I thought of the commercial immediately instead of that famous Hulk line...🙃
15:10 the wire drug reference was just awesome and so subtle i really appreciated the attention to detail with using pandemic instead of the many other choices you had. bravo sir
2:59 "We're supposed to like Michael, right?" Apparently not, if the casting director thought that Jared Leto was a good choice.
5:17 I actually legitimately did get a flight attendant to have a drink with me because I gave her an oragami bird so I can in fact prove that origami can get you dates with the ladies.
I just love it when we, as the internet, put aside our differences & come together to collectively hate something.
Yeah. Humanity doesn‘t need Aliens to unite. Just an objectively bad movie.
But Morbius is a masterpiece! It even made morbillion dollars and launched the Morbius Cinematic Universe🤯
Why is this so true? Like PETA making fun of Steve Irwin, the internet comes together over hate
and then there are the people who keep trying to keep the joke alive and break the base
You gonna get morbed
10:39 you just answered this question through the previous complaint.
keep in mind that i have not watched this movie.
i only know this because you told me that he was walking around without crutches in front of fellow personnel, while you showed me the scene and complained about it...
The helicopter pilot in the opening scene is my acting coach, Joe Ferreira, and he's an absolute rock star. Thrilled to see him in a Cinema Sins video! ❤️
To be fair, Morbius killing the mercenaries was actually brought up by one of the cops who said they didn't really care about some random mercenaries dying in international waters. Probably the mercenaries weren't the most upstanding citizens so the police officer didn't mind them disappearing.
Morbius himself pretends he didn't morb all over those guys for the entirety of the movie though. It ruins the whole morbal dilemma of him never wanting to morb on people for blood, or at the very least never morber anyone.
@@AsDeft Inernational water use Las Vegas rule
@@AsDeft Morbal Dilemma 🤣
Except he's a doctor of medicine. They take an oath and he broke it without so much as mentioning it again. At least Dr. Strange addressed when he killed someone in the first movie and it hit him hard. What's more, the cops go on saying it isn't a big deal, but they are still hunting him down.
RIght, becuase murder only counts if the victim is sqeaky-clean.
7:54 Fuck are you talking about bro😭😭
everything wrong with morbius: nothing
(90 morbillion tickets sold and 200% on rotten tomatoes)
Morbius wrote the mirror image of "Blood" (from right to left) in the glass room so that it would appear correctly outside the glass room (form left to right). Surprised you guys missed that.
Surprised there was no mention of the continuity errors with Martine’s hair. She would go from braided pony to unbraided bun and back in the same scene
😂😂
They did it. They finally found a movie without sin.
I feel satisfied with my movie culture knowledge, when I get the “Your gonna be ok, say the goddamn words” quote from Reservoir Dogs
9:35 I did think that it was Michael who attacked her, but in my defense, I was watching it at 2 am on a plane, so I wasn’t thinking straight.
This should’ve been wayyyy longer than 21 minutes. I enjoyed this cinema sins video more than the actual film
What are you talking about? This movie is a masterpiece!
You are certainly not a morbster
Oh god you actually went to see it?
@@stefanyiturrino6723 of course it is….in an alternate universe 😁🌟👍🏻
@@yusufbilal1892 not my cup of tea 😁🌟👍🏻
To be fair, comic book canon Morbius is so all-over the map that making a single movie that makes sense to what he is now that makes sense is d^mn near impossible. His original form is a cheesy living vampire Spider-Man enemy that ended up evolving because of fan love through other Marvel Comics that ended up landing him just over the line to hero from antihero. And, in the comics, he neither transformed instantly nor by his will at the beginning. He was a vampiric take on Jekyll/Hyde.
Vic Slaughter and Basilisk/ Wayne Gifford are more captivating than Morbius.
There is nothing wrong with Morbius it is obvously a cinematic masterpiece
Agreed
Yes It Is
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It is obviously a cinematic piece
I just feel so bad for Matt Smith. He was hesitant to do a marvel movie but then Karen Gillian encouraged him to after her great experiences as Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy. And then the role he gets is Milo in Morbius lmao.
There is nothing wrong with Morbius, it is a masterpiece in film which will go down in history as a work of art.
No it wont . Watch the movie again like i did and you will really see how bad it is your trying so hard to make people like this movie
@@brewjim105 bro it's a joke chill
He sounded legitimately angry in this video lmao. Also 13:38 a "much better" movie..? Seriously?
@Winter You think Morbius is good movie
19:30 but you've always done that
I don't know why this video is so long surely it must be 21 minutes and 29 seconds of sterling praise for this masterpiece of a film
The fact that this movie got memed enough to warrant a sequel.
Wait it true?
@@yaqinmalul1364 I'm not sure. It kind of bombed on the box office. So I doubt that they will take chances off of a meme to generate sales, gets seats in butts(I said what I said).
@@theblackbaron4119 oh
It’s going to sneak into Secret Wars and Blade.
Bro this movie is easily in my top 10 live action morbius adaptations starring Jared Leto of all time in 2022. It is the most recent marvel movie and it most certainly has actors, a script and a soundtrack.
There was not a script but I do agree with everything else
Some bold takes…I think overall I would have to agree
This narrator always has me cracking up. Best narrator ever.
“Bats are the only creatures to have evolved solely to drink blood”. Never mind mosquitoes, leeches, fleas and ticks. I guess a mosquito based vampire wouldn’t sound cool 😂
I think he said mammals specifically
@@dp2120 idk I don’t remember, but yeah in that case, that’d be true.
I don’t even need to watch this sins video to know “It’s Morbin Time” will go down as the greatest line in film history
He didn't say it and I wanna cry
It's Sinnin' time!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
wdym, this movie should get no sins
Morballs
-1,000 sins for the kung fu panda cameo
That was last night when your corn hole was being stretched out
This is one of the best videos. Can't stop laughing at this. Also the Peeping Milo part is *chefs kiss*
This is one my favorite Cinema Sins video in a minute. Really funny. Well done.
You have to admit the scene where he says "it's morbin time" amd morbed them all was worth atleast 5 sins off
1 morbillion sins off
@Croto its morbin time
6:00 Actually this is why he's considered a pseudo vampire even in comics, because he was self made, rather than being born or turned into one, and it was done initially to avoid magic and supernatural things, it was even done on the heels of the supernatural ban in the comic book industry back in 71, probably as a precaution in case it was flagged. However he would later on go to fight and find enemies with real vampires such as Blade or Dracula.
Also why he is called "the living vampire"
@@jonathanlemon544
Yep, forgot about that moniker when making the comment.
15:26 dude, is the term anti-hero lost on you, Jeremy? (what, do you think Morbius is a superhero movie? 🤣)
The worst part is that this omitted many, many insane things in this movie.
The most overt insanity was a total lack of clarity about when the Vampire's powers/bloodlust kicked in and what affected them. He seems to have become vampireish when he had too much or too little.
From the mercenaries' inexplicable presence, behaviour and tactics, to the flying, to the lack of CCTV footage in the NY subway system, to the cops bewildering approach to questioning Martine which would probably see them facing a hefty lawsuit, to Michael behaving as if he is a fugitive before he is, and then forgetting to do so when he is.
Even this list just gestures at how cooked the writing/worldbuilding for this movie was. Just a total failure to write with any degree of logic or coherence. I don't think you could point to a single scene that wasn't baffling.
This was definitely one of the films of the year, if I had to rate it, I would.
This 👌
Wait... Morbius has the Rick and Morty eyes? (7:30)
16:07 the way Jeremy reacts to this line has me in stitches. Like he usually dishes out bad, but now this is just utter indisputable garbage
Morbius killed 8 mercs, everyone knows they don't count, like any set of goons. That's why everyone forgives him.
FINALLY, I can watch this masterpiece
This is how I watch movies now !!!
i loved the scene where a portal to the kung fu panda universe opened and po morbed thanos
@Croto too bad you have no fans
@im back did anyone ask?
I just cant anymore XD
Morbius: "Breathes air"
Movie sin counter : "+5 sins"
Me: "Tf?"
You forgot the Milo dance scene 1000 sins on you bro!!
I got stuck on one of the first lines: "It's impressive, don't you think? Vampire bats weigh almost nothing but they can down a creature nearly ten times it's size."
Wait, so they are dismissing the bat's size but then also giving a relative hunting ability based on said size? Nearly ten times "almost nothing" would logically still not be that much, correct? 🤔 I had to pause and look this up. A vampire bat weighs 1.2 ounces. 10 times it's size is only 12 ounces or 3/4 of a pound. Even a squirrel weighs more than a pound. "It's impressive, don't you think? Vampire bats weigh almost nothing but 2 of them might be able to take down a squirrel if they are lucky." Not as impressive sounding but it is an equivalent statement. 🦇🦇
This was hilarious
Also like... they dont? Vampire bats don't kill their prey. They literally consume only a teaspoon of blood per feeding, usually from livestock animals. I'm a fan of vampires but deeply angry at the disservice this movie does to Vampire bats
@@ajdean2974 Usually what does kill them is the variety of blood diseases the bats carry and transmit. Although vampire bats are also known to feed on baby birds/ small birds/ young squirrels and they definitely do kill those.
@@ericlamb4501 fair enough, rabies, distemper, and other diseases are definitely a massive worry with them, but the point still stands that, in cases of most feedings, they don't just drain the victim entirely of blood
15:09 reason why they could rarely say blood in the movie is due to it keeping its PG-13 rating, which sounds ridiculous
@rupertbear and yet, at 15:40 they say "Blood" unnecessarily, when they could have said "Vampires"
@Rupertbear they use the phrase "completely drained of blood" at least 3 times!
@@Mecharnie_Dobbs there’s a limit of times PG-13 rated movies can say things like that; hence, the lack of the major use of the word “blood”
To answer your reluctant question, yes. Jared Leto did actually lose and gain weight for Morbius. Adria Arjona said that it was "impressive, but also terrifying to see"
So on one is commenting on how fast the detective got to the top of the building to catch Michael. As soon as I saw the scar on his neck, I thought that something was up with him and when he showed up on the roof and caught Morbius, I was certain that detective had some abilities that would be revealed later but no, nothing for him so what the Heck man, missed opportunity!