I WAS STUCK AT THE AIRPORT FOR 3 1/2 DAYS | Storytime đ€ą (with screenshots)
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 18. 08. 2019
- Here's every awful thing that happened while I was stuck at the airport for 3.5 days, including projectile vomiting, racist janitors, sleeping on menstrual pads on the floor, and more. At least I have face masks now. Use CINDY50 at checkout to get 50% off all Flawless by Friday products or use the link www.flawlessbyfriday.com/disc...
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cindy: i haven't changed my underwear in 3 days
also cindy: so today's video is sponsored by a skincare company
why do you have to call me out like this andrew
readwithcindy your sense of humor influences me too much this is your fault
edit: what the fuck this is pinned
readwithcindy *side effects of being an icon*
i hate changing my underwear i do every couple days tho
Andrew fox? Lol tell me thatâs solely because of the atfg series
stephen king just can't do horror like this
stephen king has nothing on my life
stephan king is quaking, he could never
I like to think that the janitor never actually hit on her and that she was so tired that she ended up talking to a mop
Headcanon
But for realzz this made me laugh out loud đ
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Iâm so dead- đwhy are we laughing at Cindy pain. I mean we all have done it...especially in this videođ
this feels like a modern-day version of The Odyssey
IT WAS EXCEPT I HAVE NO RESOLUTION
Modern-day Odyssey but Cindy pissed off Zeus and not Poseidon.
Homer is quaking
Enfys Best no she pissed off the whole pantheon
@@1a2b3c4d_ I feel like Athena would like her too much tho
âMy vomit was like a nice pastely pink colorâ
*looks down at my strawberry smoothie*
đ€Łđ€Ł
Me over here doing fancy skincare bullshit and looking at the pink stuff I smushed on my face: đđđ
*looks at my towel*
if i had to choose someone to narrate my life story it'd probably be cindy, anything that comes out of her mouth is either hilarious or inspiring
So u want ur life to be a tragic comedy?
@@withcindy i mean in a way, it already is
@@mei4755 isn't everyone's? đ€ Look at cindy she became this awesome booktuber and yet had to go through all that!!!!
@@mei4755 same
@@withcindy yes
yes i do
i need spice
Creepy Janitor: "What are you dreaming about?"
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NO. NO. NO
me , holy crap lol lol lol
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED
@@eugenia.h7222 BRO SAME I BROKE DOWN LAUGHING
@@yin6177 đđđ
âKarma tongued me down my throatâ I want this on my grave
etch this on my tombstone
Zara Tayeb same
Kaz Brekker: I have a tragic backstory
Cindy: hold my unrefrigerated sushi
kaz wants to vomit every time he touches skin, i want to vomit every time i step into an airport
Cindy: Hold my 3 day old underwear....
Oh my god another SOC fan-
@@muttzoone e v e r y w h e r e
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Getting your period before a flight automatically makes it the worst trip.
DeadAccount getting your period is just awful
the kind of shit that happens to me all the freakin time
Yo, one time, I got the worst food poisoning EVER, and right as I got it... I FUCKING STARTED MY PERIOD TOO! I was vomiting, shitting, AND BLEEDING AT THE SAME TIME! While also having a bad cough, sore throat, a wheeze like asthma, FUCKING AND A HIGH TIER MIGRANE!!! I wanted to die more than ever that whole week... đ±
My period started right before my family went to universal, made me grumpy the whole time. Greengots was really fun though
"maybe I would blend in with the trash" a whole mood
i'm camouflaged!!
20 mins in and Iâm not sure if you gonna be dead or alive in the end
im dead
U wish
"It felt like my life was a comedy except i have no love interest, and no character development, and no resolution."
Cindy always preaching Truths.
and the jokes arent even funny :')
Honestly preach.... I even fir the stereotype.... depressed Asian kid who is also mildly chubby compared all those girls who look like models.....the perfect person ya author hates. Hahahah
I feel that on a personal level. My life is like a sitcom with no love interest, no character development, and no one wants it renewed for another season.
so basically her lifeâs a joke. Me too Cindy, me too
I was returning home because my boyfriend got diagnosed with cancer.
I had to wait in line for a few hours, got diarrhea, shit myself, went to change. While I was changing, someone stole all my shit. Passport was with me, so I just continued with the trip, even though I had to go to the back of the line again and waited some more hours.. Two guys get in a big fist fight. I was the unlucky asshole standing closest to them, so I was taken away for questioning. Did I get to return to my spot? Nope. Back of the line I go.
Did you know diarrhea rarely just happens once? If not, you now do. Went back to change, then it was, yet again, the back of the line for me.
Then I am told something had gone wrong and the plane I was meant to be on had too many passengers, so I did not get on it. I returned to my apartment, only to realize the keys had been in the fucking suitcase that got stolen.
Boyfriends call me next morning to tell me the nurse mixed up his and another patient's results.
OH MY GOD
But did you projectile vomit tho?
Holy shit. Glad your boyfriend's okay at least after all that!!
This comment was a wild ride damn. Glad your bf was OK!!
Plot hole: if your shit got stolen where did the second change of clothes come from
Moral of the story:
*always bring extra underwear in your carry on!*
This is why I only bring carry on on flights. I had my period on a flight and bled all over my fucking seat, I had to change three times, it was horrendous.
cindy: exists
airports: im about to ruin this dude's life
snowstorm: im about to end this man's whole career
Mother Nature: *Bitch you guessed it!*
My worst airport story: I'm too broke to be in an airport.
ACTUAL rich people have their own planes and don't have to be at airports
I only learned one thing out of this.
Never eat sushi before a flight.
this is literally the worst thing iâve ever experienced and it didnât even happen to me lol
my worst airport story: i was eight and on a plane with my grandma. i had to vomit but there werenât any vomit bags near us so i puked in my grandmas cupped hands. im still mortified
OH MY GOD YOUR POOR GRANDMA
Your grandma is the real mvp
Omg that is intense grandma love
oml I-
IM CRYING UR POOR GRANDMA LMAOO
Dude you totally had low blood sugar. That's why you were shivering and hot and cold. You vomited your guts up and then didn't eat anything.
Oh NOOOOOO :(
Or feverish from fighting off the bacteria in that nasty ass sushi đŹ
@@ICaughtTheSnitch26 Yeah, I'm leaning more toward this. Fever, vomiting, and abdominal pain are all clear-cut symptoms of food-poisoning.
@@withcindy It was food poisoning. I actually got food poisoning from pumpkin spice cider at Thanksgiving 2019. So, that was hell.đ€ą
@@oddeyes9413 I got food poisoning probably a couple of times, one of those times I literally puked about every hour for 10 hours straight....so I didn't get a whole lot of sleep...to this day I have no idea what gave me food poisoning...also my stomach muscles hurt for the next two days from all the puking
me every time i cry from now on: its fine yall im just having a moisture monday
*sobs* dont mind me its just another moisture monday
I will never be the same after hearing this story iâm traumatized
HOW DO U THINK I FEEL??
Recommend Video: The Man who was stuck in Paris airport for 18 years
... But did he projectile vomit and dishonor his whole family đ€
damn paris is a great place to be stuck at tho
@@withcindy he wasn't legally allowed to set foot outside the Paris airport though cause no visa
The Paris airport is actually really nice. They have little perfume thingies in the bathroom and video game stations.
@@graceelathrop8984 probably not back then
Wait was that used as the plot of a Tom hanks movie
"That was quite a hectic day one" OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REGISTER ALL OF THAT WAS JUST DAY *ONE*?! LMFAOOOO
LMFAOOO THAT WASNT EVEN MY WORST DAY
@@withcindy I CAN TELL
I was thoroughly entertained, thank you. LOL. That his some horrendous bad luck.
tbh if you changed the creepy janitor into a hot love interest and added some cute banter, and then added some more heartwarming life lesson speeches from the elderly lady, this would be a best selling contemporary novel. I kid you not.
YOURE RIGHT... but my life is NOT like that lmao
Cindy : talks about "defy the stars"
Me : oh yeah this is a booktube channel lmao
LOL gotta tie it all back to books
I need you to know I was stuck in an airport in France when a guy charged at security with a knife and was shot down... And that was no where near as bad your experience.
HOLY SHIT
This story is glorious đ the janitor bit is killing me "I do not want to reenact Memoirs of Geisha with you" aaahhahaaa the sanitary towel pillow I'm dying
the worst pillow i've ever slept on
Defy the Stars: a novel that will forever be associated with projectile vomit and 3 day-old underwear. You're welcome, Claudia Gray.
she's doing the lord's work
"How dare you not give me a second glance" the opposite of every main YA female protagonist
I'm not like other girls... I haven't changed my underwear in 3 days
Factssss tho
@@withcindy I'm a writer... at some point you end up in an endless cycle of writing work (research, plotting, character designs, ect.), not being awake during the day, living off of tea/coffee, soup, sandwiches, and candy, and ultimately ending up in weird showers at some point between Daybreak and so late at night that even the Goddess Selene don't know what time of night it is. Wardrobe changes aren't always an option when you're working. I understand where you're coming from. #WriterLife
@@oddeyes9413 Can I just be the first to say that I relate to this soooo hard
@@oddeyes9413 not a writer but same. I spend too much time drawing pixelart for the games I want to make
The universe is simply granting you content to upload on your channel đđ€·đ»ââïž
I turn my trauma into views
Capitalizing her traumas...
Name a single more bone-chilling scene than Cindy waiting for whether the eldery lady would get on the plane or she would have to give up her seat for her. I'll wait.
âeverytime i thought it was going to get better, it got worseâ me writing my autobiography
What an underrated comment, I felt that in my soul. đđ
a 40 minute cindy video.
aka a blessing.
When suffering turns into content
readwithcindy get that coin
drop the hair tutorial đ€Ș
1) dont shower for several days
2) tie ur disgusting hair into a knot
readwithcindy iâve been doing that for a couple of years and i havenât gotten the same results???? scam
no one:
literally no one:
Cindy: I HAVENâT CHANGES My UNDERWEAr in 3 DAYS
the world needs to know
avengers endgame who? this is the best movie of the year
This is the most tragic movie of the year... Where is my Oscars??
I start school tomorrow. Eating microwave pizza rn and looking at a 40 min video with an upset human.
i was eating microwave pizza last night too!
I lost it at the Lovely Bones reference about the janitor đ© I wouldâve broke at that point.
the janitor wanted my lovely bones
My worst experience at the airport was when I was coming home from japan
My period started at the airport but we were running out of time so I couldnât buy any pads. And all my pads were in my suit case. WHICH WAS ALREADY TAKEN!
So I have a 14 hour flight with no pads, a heavy flow and nobody that can help me. So I did the good ole pray for no leaks with the thinnest toilet paper. Well after the 14 hour flight with no pads and a blood soaked seat I finally arrive at Chicago. Well when we get there we had to get through a shit ton of airport security. Not a single place where I could buy a single period product. I honestly wanted to die after nausea came in. Well after running to our flight gate which was at the VERY END of the airport we find out that the plane was full and left without us. So we went to customer service which was next to a McDonaldâs so the smell of fried food made me want to throw up. I felt like I wanted to die. We got a flight all the across the entire airport with 5 hour wait.
Well finally after 20 hours with bloody pants I finally get a pad. I almost cried with joy. The rest was a blur but we lost our baggage at our destination. But at least I had a pad so I didnât care.
Done!
Trin&EL can relate it's like my period knows when I'm about to travel and then it starts. Like on the morning of a four hour drive to a place and that's when it started.
Women all have it soo bad đđđ
I know I'm late to the conversation but if I would have been with you (like if we were family members or friends flying together) I would have asked every single person that looks like they might menstruate regularly for a pad for you.
(If I would have been on my period myself I wouldn't have the courage to ask strangers for a pad, ofc...)
Cindy: Day three underwear, duck tape boots, period pads pillow, shivering, may vomit at any moment, delirious, on the brink of death, clearly being unjustly punished by the gods, but at least it canât get worse-
Janitor: đđđđđđđ could it be⊠my love? My princess? My destiny?
no one:
cindy: 'it feels like I'm wearing a second skin'
us: sold!
this is why im here to sell skin care
My Swedish-Iranian teacher got detained for 3 days in New York when he was flying to Canada for his sisters wedding.
ooh god that sounds awful!!
Cindy: âthe city shuts down when it gets 2-3â of snowâ
me: *laughs in minnesotan*
*CACKLES MANIACALLY IN CANADIAN* (the snow on the east coast right now is over a foot tall ._.)
Oh. (._. Boy
I always come back to this video. I donât even know how many times i watched it. Whenever i feel down or i think life is being a jerk to me, i come here and realize once again that i can never top this series of âlife is an assholeâ events
And 40 minutes flew by just like that! You're a good storyteller Cindy. More storytime!
glad u enjoyed shukri!!
Didn't even realize the video was that long till I read the comments lol I usually never sit through the entire video if it's longer than 10 minutes
The "Vegas" girls are me if I were in their position, but I hate them if I'm not.
in this world ur either the person vomiting or the person slipping into the vomit
i read this as 3 1/2 years at first lol
OH GOD NO
"Where are you going?"
You should've said to the bathroom and yeeted outta there real quick
I pretty much narrated this whole video to my fiance while watching it like "oh nooo things just keep getting worse" đđ
Murphy's Law: anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
Only by your face in the thumbnail I know that's gonna be a wild ride. Let me go get my snacks
this is indeed a wild ride from my nightmares
Jeez Cindy this sounds like a John Mulaney sketchđ and this is why I donât go on planes
i much prefer trains!
No Hollywood blockbuster movie will ever take me on a roller-coaster as emotional as this story time
Directed by M Night Shamaylalananlyalan
Could you imagine the Lifetime movie though?
"In a world where the planes don't take off, one majestic AF smurf Skrillix will try to defy the odds. She'll have to fight cold nights at the airport, creepy janitors who ask creepy questions, a corrupt airport system that forces her to spend unnecessary amounts of money due to their incompetence, AND her own projectile vomit. All to reunite with her one true love...her red suitcase."
I'd watched that.
i wouldnt be strong enough to watch that movie and relive my trauma
@@withcindy You right. The movie would be a poor imitation of this CZcams video anyways.
How are you even alive is a miracle. You could said... that everything went to FLYING down.
Ba dam tush.
How ..... Dare you
Cindy normally:
Me: đ€ąđ€ąđ€ą
Cindy with the Flawless Beauty mask on :
Man from the airport bathroom: *looks her up and down* nO yoU lOOk goOD
NOOOOOO
"I'm ready to be denounced by the qWHite CoMMuniTy" asdlkflkg how are you so quotable
The whites are mad at me and it's understandable đ
readwithcindy i would never be mad at you đ„ș
You definitely have to do more storytime related videos!!! That was quite a experience just listening to your story, I don't think I would survive it. So that shows how strong of a person you are!!!!!
thank you lori!! i persevered!!
I once projectile vomited at the h&m in the mall of America and had to continue to be around my teammates after they witnessed it literally wanted to die đ so I feel u
âI dare you to come up with a worse airport storyâ
9/11
Holly Martin I fuckin choked
tbh not even a series of unfortunate events could of topped this storytime đđ i was screaming at the image of the janitor hunting you down behind that garbage can
i might as well have slept inside that trash can
The thing that broke me was the janitor trying to flirt on her way to the bathroom
Itâs true, I was that one chipped Acrylic nail that becky dropped when she slipped and fell into vomit.
Cindy putting a facemask?
More like a main female YA character fighting for her life.
TRUTH
Eileen Nicole Joelene Fina that's exactly what I was thinking đđđđ
Cindy: *insults her appearance*
All the gay thirst followers: Am I a joke to you?
i don't know if i should say this is the best story time i ever heard because it's also the worst experience i ever heard. very confused but great content
this is simultaneously both the worst and best thing
âȘ"The only man I will ever be with is a fictional robot " OOH I FELT THAT
" âŹbc he is white he could be a trump supporter. It's always risky"
âȘI FELT THAT IN MY SOULLLLLâŹ
This video has me in TEARS
IM GLAD U UNDERSTAND MY WARINESS OF MEN
I was going âWhat sort of airline made a big deal with the goddess of misfortune??â Then I saw Delta Airlines and went *oh.*
GLAD TO KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TEMPTED TO ANSWER "MY MUM'S UTERUS" WHENEVER PEOPLE ASK ME WHERE I'M *ACTUALLY* FROM
I've dishonored my country, my family, my my entire life đčđčđč
You're the only booktuber that can make me laugh
thank u for laughing at my suffering
i laughed, i cried, i cringed, i laughed even more and cringed even harder. 10/10, would watch again.
ALSO the ending song is so catchy? i was dancing the entire outro, i didn't know i needed les mis in pop until this very moment
RIGHT? its a lowkey jam lol
"it all started with sushi" that is really terrible start lol
but sushi is so goooooodddd
the descriptive dialogue of this video really helped with the imagery, especially the vomit scene
thank u i tried to be as descriptive as possible
Iâve tried and failed multiple times to stop laughing while laying on the couch in the living room with my mom
glad my misery brought u joy hannah
oh look just when I was getting drunk bc I tanked my job interview you decide to upload about your miserable experience as well!! remember kids sharing your misery is caring!!
Don't worry!! It could always be worse!!
@@withcindy honestly after watching your video yeah it really could be... but at least now you can get money talking about your experience!!
I'm laughing because you made it sound hilarious but I'm also severely uncomfortable because I'm emetophobic which means I'd rather die than have to see puke.
Sritama Sen me too omg , I do find that listening to funny videos about s*ck is a good way to kinda help me get used to the idea though
Same! I wasn't expecting it and now I feel panicky. Just about other people getting makes me scared it will happen to me đ
cindy can u write a book about this? honestly would be an instant ny times bestseller
"I was shivering, but also sweating, idk what was wrong with my body" girl that is called a fever.
This story reminds me why I carry books and my laptop in my carry-on no matter what, (the latter always in a backpack) so I won't lose them. I also carry travel-sized toiletry in my carry-on along with spare clothes, but I gotta remember to put clothes in the backpack because sometimes the suitcase is taken elsewhere for space, but the backpack always stays with me. This was a comedy of horrors all-around. I've slept in an airport before and those places are always cold, and I'm already near freezing most of the time. It was awful.
I have a similar story. I stayed in New York's airport for two days ( I also had to stay in another airport before for like eight hours because I departed from Los Angeles) except I was an alone sixteen year old Italian girl with no money and on her period trying to go home. So yeah I see you, I feel you.
Sorry New York did you dirtyđđ I promise its not just rats and bad service
Oh Cindy, this story. You poor thing. But thank you for bringing so much joy to my life through your videos and stories. Happy moisture Monday to you and everyone.
and a happy moisture monday to YOU kind sir
I think this is the most interesting story time I have ever listened to. I didn't even realise it was 40 minutes because i flew through it. You should definitely make more story times.
thank you!!
"when you are spending too much time in the middle of the night watching CZcams videos like this one" - looks at the time -
I feel attacked right now?
i know my audience well
"I don't know if it was actually good or if I was just delirious."
Me about all the YA romances I read a couple years too late at various low points in my mental health.
fuck i just felt so called out omg
ohmygod cindy. this had me spit laughing and dman im so sorry for your experience but jesus am i glad we got to hear about it
its ok. its over..... for now
âIt felt like my life was a comedy except I have no love interest an no character development and no resolutionâ Wow I felt this đ€Ł
17 minutes in, I realize that was just day 1 and there's 23 more minutes to go ... damn what did you do to piss God off like that?????
Just thinking about the amount of money you had to spend honestly hurts my broke assđđđ
it hurts me too
Girl Iâm so sorry all of this happened to you. I work for an airline in Australia and thereâs so many things about the US airlines which shock me, like: open seating?? Not giving bags back after a flight is cancelled?? Waitlisting?? Trucks dumping hundreds of bags in the arrivals hall?? Mental. I would have been crying after I found out I had three stops
*watching while booking flight for trip to California*
Cindy: it all started at the San Jose airport
Me, having just booked the flight to San Jose: well shit
i hope u have a great time there!!
When you're native American and people still ask "no where are you really from"
"I do not want to reenact Memoirs of a Geisha with you" đđđ
I have one question:
What have you done in your previous life?!?!?!?!?!
terrible things..... terrible things
âI look like a crazy person...troll...â Honey, you keep mispronouncing âQueenâ. Even in PJs and a top bun, thatâs what you look like to us đđ âlove that for meâ đđđ
U are too kind đâ„ïž
readwithcindy we love you girl đ
17:37
Cindy that's a fever.
oh
âIt wasnât just a kiss, Karma tongued me down my throatâ will forever be my go to motto if anything in my life goes to fuckery
I can't believe I watched this entire 40 minute video.. it was like a good book that I was in a hurry to finish reading in order know if the heroine won the battle!!
the answer is no, i did not win... i lost at life
thanks queen having a rough day and this video made me laugh
âkarma tongued meâ please write a memoir
"Karma Tongued Me" will be the title
You honestly deserve free perfect flights for the rest of your life