Roscoe, would you slap a coworker for $25,000??

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  • @DarkVampireL
    @DarkVampireL Před rokem +1106

    I don’t think there is a soul out there that wouldn’t slap a coworker for 25k.

    • @ShovelBonkMan
      @ShovelBonkMan Před rokem +65

      I easily live a year with 25k. Probably could live 2. That one slap means I don't have to work for at least a year. Taking that any day.

    • @edarddragon
      @edarddragon Před rokem +1

      @@ShovelBonkMan I WOULD GET STABBED WITH A KNIFE IF IT MEANT I COULD GET HALF OF THAT

    • @irishwristwatch2487
      @irishwristwatch2487 Před rokem +47

      Some of the people worked with, Id probably pay that 25 Gs to slap them into another realm lmao. What kind of pacifist utopia did this research come from!?

    • @StudiosDraco
      @StudiosDraco Před rokem +52

      I got ask this question, I flip the script a bit. "So if I slap someone i would get 25k.... alright everyone stand in a line, I'm slapping all of yall for 25k a piece."

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 Před rokem +33

      I would slap my family and friends for $25k.

  • @webb-cast1030
    @webb-cast1030 Před rokem +588

    Am I the only only that thought when the Safety Man said "No, no, no Roscoe we're gonna give YOU $25,000 if you slap someone" that Roscoe was going to immediately smack the shit out the Safety Man?

    • @stantom100
      @stantom100 Před rokem +29

      I'd keep slapping him till he came up with the money he promised too ! ! ! ! !

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 Před rokem +5

      Thats what thought

    • @nickshermeyer4484
      @nickshermeyer4484 Před rokem +1

      I thought the same

    • @loscondenadosmc8163
      @loscondenadosmc8163 Před rokem +6

      I was laughing before the expected punch line because I was just ready for it lol

    • @TRSS123
      @TRSS123 Před rokem +2

      I thought he was gonna slap the hardhat and glasses off of him!

  • @Smalltown-1776
    @Smalltown-1776 Před rokem +494

    He said “I’m not greedy I’ll do it for $40” classic Rosco lol.

  • @ramoxfireleaderofgauntlets3554

    My friends would be offended if I didn’t slap them for that amount of money.

  • @joshpillstrom543
    @joshpillstrom543 Před rokem +207

    we need an episode where ricky realizes if he were to actually put roscoe in a nursing home, he'd be the only one left on site to actually do anything and he'd be busy af. plus he'd have to deal with the new kids they bring in to replace him.

    • @robertroth8814
      @robertroth8814 Před rokem +11

      And the twist at the end is roscoe had dna test n Ricky his son he never knew about

    • @johnhoward7083
      @johnhoward7083 Před rokem +4

      More like we need one where Ricky realizes that old man ain't no easy win and he'll probably take his lunch money.

    • @jackbuck6773
      @jackbuck6773 Před rokem +2

      @@johnhoward7083 This so much, never judge an old man on a job site.

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 Před 10 měsíci

      @@jackbuck6773that old man on a job site would break you in half heh

    • @jackbuck6773
      @jackbuck6773 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@astartesfanboy5294 Ok? I wasn't saying otherwise, I was commenting to never judge an old man on a job site, never mentioned fighting an old man on one?

  • @vidard9863
    @vidard9863 Před rokem +108

    i had assumed rosco would be slapping everyone before the question was finished.

    • @mikesharkey2010
      @mikesharkey2010 Před rokem +7

      I was fully expecting Roscoe's first response - I ain't paying 25k to slap one of these fools.
      But when Safety Man explained that the company would be paying him - I expected a should like running a stick down a picket fence made of meat - followed by Roscoe asking what the taxes on 1 Million was going to be.

    • @MelissBergsmaPoetry
      @MelissBergsmaPoetry Před rokem +1

      Same 🤣

  • @screamoemo4932
    @screamoemo4932 Před rokem +143

    Lmao "im not greedy I'll do it for forty." Sounds to me like roscoe REALLY just wants to dish out a good ole ass whuppin. 😆💀

  • @scottgoldfarb95
    @scottgoldfarb95 Před rokem +188

    The only people on earth that think that anyone would turn down $25K to slap their co-worker have spent FAR TOO MUCH TIME BEHIND A DESK

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 Před rokem +18

      Being fair to the white collar and desk workers here, there's assholes in every profession. And I know damn well there's people out there that'd do it for free as long as they didn't get fired for it.

    • @Issblodh
      @Issblodh Před rokem +9

      I’ve spent far too much time behind a desk. But I can asure you, there are some ‘colleagues’ that I’d slap for free.

    • @alpha4072
      @alpha4072 Před rokem +5

      I only did a construction job for 18 weeks (i work in kitchens usually) and we slapped each other for the hell of it just to find the perfect slapping sound

    • @89Keith
      @89Keith Před rokem +4

      "As per my previous email" clearly you have little understanding about how irritating people can be behind a desk 😂😂

    • @thatsnotright4238
      @thatsnotright4238 Před rokem +1

      @@89Keith as per my last email the line starts at the gate concrete life

  • @Dabuddah
    @Dabuddah Před rokem +318

    Bro I would slap some coworkers for free if I could get away with it 🤣

    • @mtfenley
      @mtfenley Před rokem +5

      Who wouldn’t 🤣🤣

    • @johndemore6402
      @johndemore6402 Před rokem

      T-shirt
      Don't let this smile and professional attire fool
      You I would punch you in the throat if I could get away with it

    • @ronniewilliz153
      @ronniewilliz153 Před rokem +2

      Lol

    • @zeropolicy7456
      @zeropolicy7456 Před rokem +4

      Always value your time. Never do anything for free unless it's an act of charity. Lol.

    • @mikesharkey2010
      @mikesharkey2010 Před rokem

      ​@@zeropolicy7456 Give till it hurts.

  • @douglasmayherjr.5733
    @douglasmayherjr.5733 Před rokem +64

    Funny stuff. I’m sure some office professionals are appalled at this video, while tradesmen figure out there prices. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @daniellebrackett4905
      @daniellebrackett4905 Před rokem +7

      Office professional here. I'm not too good for free money. There are some bargains to be had everywhere. 😁

    • @ValenceFlux
      @ValenceFlux Před rokem +2

      Hahahahahahaha let's step out in the parking lot first hahahahahaha

    • @philgraves7814
      @philgraves7814 Před rokem +3

      $25k sounds fair it should cover the bail

    • @ValenceFlux
      @ValenceFlux Před rokem

      @@philgraves7814 It's almost enough for back surgery if your working uninsured.

    • @alsaunders7805
      @alsaunders7805 Před rokem +1

      From what I've seen in my visits to the office I think office workers want to slap someone occasionally too. 🤔🤓🍻

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey Před rokem +28

    Roscoe; "Hell, son, I'd slap 'im for a cup of coffee and a Danish. If it's Ricky you can even keep the Danish."

  • @TangyAutumn
    @TangyAutumn Před rokem +106

    A couple years ago, a coworker offered me $1,000 if I hit another coworker. I declined because I like having a job. The next day, I accidentally dropped a wrench on the second coworkers head. We started bugging the guy who made the offer about the money, but it really just became a running joke between some of us.

    • @ZzToop
      @ZzToop Před rokem +1

      Did you get the money?

    • @OneTruePhreak
      @OneTruePhreak Před rokem +6

      "Accidentally" 😏

    • @TangyAutumn
      @TangyAutumn Před rokem +3

      @@ZzToop no I didn’t. I was trying to be honest about it since I didn’t agree to it or do it on purpose. I didn’t really care if I got the money or not. I just sort of went along with it after that.

    • @Darknscary13
      @Darknscary13 Před 10 měsíci +3

      If he was serious, that's when you approach the coworker you were going to be paid to hit and say 'Wanna make $500?'

    • @GipsyDangerfan
      @GipsyDangerfan Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Darknscary13But that's also when you make sure he actually good for it. Hell, dude say slap a coworker, you can use it against him because he didn't specify the date, place, or time.

  • @jameshill8493
    @jameshill8493 Před rokem +55

    You telling me safety man didn’t want to pay $30 to see Ricky get his shit rocked?

  • @p_campbell
    @p_campbell Před rokem +20

    This happened on my job site. A newish guy like 24-26 years old kept messing with this old cat, calling him ol'joe , moving his tools cause he thought it'd be funny. Yep it was a well earned lesson. And no one saw sh!t , the kid actually sissyed out and quit a week later cause his feeling were so hurt🤣🤠

  • @brandonmiller7466
    @brandonmiller7466 Před rokem +32

    Roscoe is starting to sound like the snapon rep towards the end.

  • @odnamsrazor2364
    @odnamsrazor2364 Před rokem +13

    i can't believe Roscoe didn't just haul off and slap the Safety Man as soon as he found out he was going to get paid $25,000 to slap "somebody".

  • @ryimscaith1593
    @ryimscaith1593 Před rokem +21

    "Would you slap a coworker for $25k"? Hell, I'd slap myself for $25k, ROFLMAO

  • @EvilerOMEGA
    @EvilerOMEGA Před rokem +30

    Honestly, he'd do it for a klondike bar if it's the right coworker.

    • @theangryotaku3361
      @theangryotaku3361 Před 9 měsíci +2

      any worker* (except Roscoe, god only knows the horrors he would unleash if provoked)

  • @armoredcoreexile
    @armoredcoreexile Před rokem +28

    "... okay then." Safety man just let it all go and moved on. 🤣

  • @moeman2274
    @moeman2274 Před rokem +6

    Damn Rosco was ready to put someone on display! 🤣

  • @darklordcain2649
    @darklordcain2649 Před rokem +4

    Ask me that question. I'll ask 3 in return, and before you finish filling out the check, I've already done it twice. Love the work you do, but man, I would have died if the second the safety man explained it to Roscoe, he didn't even finish before a hand off screen smacked him.

  • @showcasecharlie11
    @showcasecharlie11 Před rokem +7

    Roscoe working that long term side hustle 😂😂

  • @theodoreslavo5385
    @theodoreslavo5385 Před rokem +7

    To be honest, I'd be hard pressed to find a co-worker I'd slap for gain that wasnt immense at my current job. They've all helped me, and I them. Now management...that's where you get me thinking of figures to negociate on.

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před rokem +7

    Ask that question in a room full of soldiers and everyone slapping everybody, and screaming “gimme my cash or you next!”

  • @vanzantjt
    @vanzantjt Před rokem +2

    I Love this Shit. Great laughs to start a day.

  • @freethinker4306
    @freethinker4306 Před rokem +2

    Thanks for the laughs I needed it after today.

  • @kentuckyboy.92
    @kentuckyboy.92 Před rokem +8

    The thing is that I work with a Guy who is ( I don't know how fuckin Old) and he is all the time saying shit like this to the new guys. And it's the funniest damn thing you've ever seen!! And some can take it other quit same day. 😂🤣😂🤣 ( We have a high turn over rate)

  • @wkuadkins
    @wkuadkins Před rokem +8

    dude, you have a demented mind to be able to think of this funny shit all the time!!!!!!! i love it
    jeff

    • @OneTruePhreak
      @OneTruePhreak Před rokem

      Actually, you just need to be observant of your surroundings. People are constantly giving you ideas, if you watch for them.
      Just last week my daughters and I went to Walmart, sat on one of the benches near the restroom, and had a mythical creature spotting competition. I found three trolls, a hobbit, a giant, four witches, and what I still contend to be a gremlin. My daughters say it was pre-Gollum Smeagol, but the judges (cashiers) refused to make a ruling about one of their coworkers. 😂 Life is hilarious, but you have to watch for the funny parts.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 Před rokem +50

    Trying to find motivation in the outhouse tells you, you have hit rock bottom 😁

    • @kickbackcrochet
      @kickbackcrochet Před rokem

      Welcome to healthcare.

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 Před rokem +1

      I dunno, some of the best poetry is in the porta shitters. "You can pay me a cent, you can pay me a dime. But you won't catch me shitting off company time."

    • @notthefbi7932
      @notthefbi7932 Před rokem +1

      @@krullachief669 True wisdom we don't crap or piss on our time 💩

  • @johnnycotrel7413
    @johnnycotrel7413 Před rokem +5

    This one really cracked me up! Roscoe would do anything for a buck. I don't think the $20 split would do Ricky any good if Roscoe would have done it.

  • @phillipmoody710
    @phillipmoody710 Před rokem +3

    Quality a$$ whooping🤣🤣🤣$12/week. I’m dying here!

  • @dabombcra
    @dabombcra Před rokem +6

    This is one of the funniest video on this channel. I laughed so hard. Great Performance! This deservs an Award.

  • @zackryder747
    @zackryder747 Před rokem +8

    I thought for sure when he said “if you slap a coworker WE will PAY YOU $25,000” he was gonna bitch slap someone haha 😂😂

  • @sheliawaymon9023
    @sheliawaymon9023 Před rokem +2

    Roscoe is going to make that buck!!! Run Ricky Run!!🤣😂👍

  • @stevemoore5053
    @stevemoore5053 Před rokem

    This is one of y'alls better ones, 🤣! That's funny stuff right there, 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!

  • @mugsy7773
    @mugsy7773 Před rokem +1

    This is good stuff 🤣🤣🤣!! We need a follow up video of the "New type of tree " video !! BOSSMAN ! That was friggin awesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • @timbynum9227
    @timbynum9227 Před rokem +7

    It's not about the money, it's about me getting to slap the hell out of some coworkers without getting fired.

  • @TheGraffiti600rr
    @TheGraffiti600rr Před rokem +7

    Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks.

  • @gyzardo3648
    @gyzardo3648 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Haven't even watched the video yet and the title had me cracking up😂 he wouldn't even NEED the 25K!

  • @paulaball6164
    @paulaball6164 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love this shit, no matter how depressed or sad that i get i allways giggle

  • @troyandrus982
    @troyandrus982 Před rokem +1

    This was great I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @leroysmith8226
    @leroysmith8226 Před rokem +2

    Construction workers are the true Americans ❤

  • @Juror63
    @Juror63 Před rokem +3

    Dang! Roscoe just wants to put the beat down on. 🤣

  • @ralan350
    @ralan350 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I agree with Roscoe don’t pose a question like that to me unless you’re actually going to follow through on it.

  • @RobertJohnson-ol4qj
    @RobertJohnson-ol4qj Před rokem

    Roscoe and ricky fights are awesome would love to see more 😂 lol

  • @joelaichner3025
    @joelaichner3025 Před rokem

    Quality ! You have a Gift , Thank You for all Laughs !

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Před rokem +7

    At first I was going to say who wouldn't slap a coworker for that much money but then I realized there was one coworker that I had who was always having a bad day to the point where I don't think I'd be able to do it for 25k. Especially if we're assuming the other person doesn't know what's going on.

  • @tokinmonkey1280
    @tokinmonkey1280 Před 9 měsíci

    dude u are pure gold! love your stuff XD

  • @lokivibez4177
    @lokivibez4177 Před rokem

    Someone needs to make a cartoon of your slits. They are soo fucking funny. Call it Rickey and the boys.

  • @SHH_Fishing
    @SHH_Fishing Před rokem +1

    Shit Got Me 😂😂😂😂🔥

  • @dgriffith7566
    @dgriffith7566 Před rokem +10

    I'll do it for a honey bun!

  • @OldBuzzardProduction
    @OldBuzzardProduction Před rokem

    Way2funny love it keep them coming

  • @bornwolfgirl3155
    @bornwolfgirl3155 Před rokem +1

    Is anyone else kind of surprised the safety man didn't hesitate to think about it. I mean after all Ricky has said and done. Especially at the end there when no one was there to witness him agreeing. It's the token situation all over agian.

  • @knova7597
    @knova7597 Před rokem

    Roscoe cares for Ricky so much hes so thoughtful.

  • @AntonioClaudioMichael
    @AntonioClaudioMichael Před rokem +1

    Lmfao Ricky 😂😂

  • @brianprice9986
    @brianprice9986 Před rokem +3

    For $25,000 I will slap the beard off the safety man and then ask who else wants one! Times are tough!

  • @HeyIwasaValedictorian

    Roscoe drives a hard bargain. That there's an offer I wouldn't refuse! 🤣

  • @rickpilhorn
    @rickpilhorn Před rokem

    I knew it was going to zero as soon as I saw that he picked Ricky. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamwilson2624
    @williamwilson2624 Před rokem

    Classic Roscoe. Too funny.

  • @Imhere872
    @Imhere872 Před rokem +7

    Why am I 35 and feel exactly like Roscoe ? 🤣 I was thinking the same like there's a few young guys at my job I could just fuck up for 20$ lmao

  • @wayne9449
    @wayne9449 Před 8 měsíci

    I was waiting for the miscommunication and Roscoe just slap the shit out of Rick no question 😂😂😂

  • @RobertJohnson-ol4qj
    @RobertJohnson-ol4qj Před rokem

    Oh man I'm dead 😂 😂 😂

  • @Trav450ER
    @Trav450ER Před rokem

    "Nice of you to show up today", yeah yeah yeah, good help shows up when they want to LMAO

  • @countryracer69
    @countryracer69 Před rokem

    This had me rolling lol

  • @theoriginalthg
    @theoriginalthg Před rokem

    Most relatable answer I've ever heard out of Ricky at the beginning

  • @JakeSullivan75
    @JakeSullivan75 Před rokem +1

    Ricky and Roscoe just need to go behind the conex box😂

  • @johnwedgeworth4908
    @johnwedgeworth4908 Před rokem +1

    This channel needs to be renamed “The Rosco Chronicles” as he is quickly becoming the best character.

  • @REV1517
    @REV1517 Před rokem +1

    Shhhhhhit!! Everybody line up I'm about to be a millionaire.
    Tell you what, you give me 500k I can make them disappear.
    For 1.5M I will break the magicians code and show you how to hide them and a vehicle. 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ "Damnit Dave!"

  • @chuckriggsjr.6021
    @chuckriggsjr.6021 Před rokem

    Quality right there!

  • @tomalinaheartly5115
    @tomalinaheartly5115 Před rokem

    OMG. LMFAO I SURE WOULD FOR THAT MONEY..OH HELL NO ROSCOE LOL. THIS IS GREAT..

  • @johnbabeaux2797
    @johnbabeaux2797 Před 8 měsíci

    Your really freakin funny dude

  • @tjm11015
    @tjm11015 Před rokem +1

    "I think 12 dollars a week is respectful, something we both can live with, as long as Ricky gets fckd up once a week...deal"🤝🏻

  • @joshuaputman8307
    @joshuaputman8307 Před rokem +1

    I want a second video with Ricky answering that question.

  • @cliffcorson4000
    @cliffcorson4000 Před 8 měsíci

    Love how Roscoe said "don't worry I'll split it with you"

  • @nuduce123
    @nuduce123 Před rokem +3

    These videos are awesome. I genuinely can't stand any other of these shorts and videos others try to do. Keep up the great work. You always make me laugh my ass off.

  • @minicacuster
    @minicacuster Před rokem +1

    I have been there. I know what Broke feels like. Don't catch a felony ask someone to rescue you or come together pick up a friend waiting for you then escape . If you stay together then nobody can break in and take you . Human trafficking is on the rise,but once aware after the communication face to face then freedom is easy and peacefully profitable. Be the change you want to see in the world. It's not a fake motto, but easily put into everyday living . Lead by example and follow your heart not your wallet or you will be charged with keeping the person next to you hostage. They worked it out every angle. .

  • @brandonframe2251
    @brandonframe2251 Před rokem

    Rage quitting your job just sounds hilarious 😂😂

  • @ingridlemming6019
    @ingridlemming6019 Před rokem

    They are so funny I love them

  • @richardpatterson5988
    @richardpatterson5988 Před 2 měsíci

    "Only reason I ain't done it yet is because you're paying me to not slap any of my coworkers." That's what I expected to hear

  • @avelinovelez2700
    @avelinovelez2700 Před rokem

    That Roscoe Sure is a he'll of a negotiator 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ozzieulloa6088
    @ozzieulloa6088 Před rokem

    This guy should be writing sitcom for Hollywood

  • @tataboy6806
    @tataboy6806 Před 5 měsíci

    Roscoe a SAVAGE🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cameronjohnson7130
    @cameronjohnson7130 Před rokem +1

    I really hoped roscoe would go over and slap ricky as the question was asked.

  • @AbelMendezSr
    @AbelMendezSr Před rokem

    Have Roscoe come to my work and I'll pay him the 20! 😂😂

  • @lanceladue2818
    @lanceladue2818 Před rokem

    Roscoe ROCKS...LOL...

  • @DB-po8rs
    @DB-po8rs Před rokem

    🤣 🤣 🤣 go get em for free Roscoe! Dude you should be on TV or movies or something. You write your own stuff? Very funny

  • @whiteraven1911
    @whiteraven1911 Před rokem +1

    Me and Roscoe would get along very well 🤣

  • @pegleg8936
    @pegleg8936 Před rokem +2

    For some reason I was thinking roscoe would of just slapped the mess out of ricky and said where my money

  • @angelogarza6394
    @angelogarza6394 Před rokem +1

    Slap em then split the "15k" I mean I gotta charge for the labor right?! Bahahah🥊 here yo cut man

    • @angelogarza6394
      @angelogarza6394 Před rokem

      @@BreadstickRickyTheBoss u scammers are like your country worried about messing us over but u don't fight for your own country that's why ya so messed up..bahahaha less then a fart

  • @mikeox7777
    @mikeox7777 Před rokem

    Roscoe throwing out free demos

  • @jameswilson7972
    @jameswilson7972 Před rokem

    Well, now we gotta know who would come out on top in a Roscoe vs. Ricky altercation!

  • @Davehash
    @Davehash Před rokem

    Roscoe out there on the long term plan lmao

  • @MicMucique2
    @MicMucique2 Před rokem

    We'll know soon...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaunotoole561
    @shaunotoole561 Před rokem +3

    I'd do it for a bag of cookies lol

    • @69nunyabidness
      @69nunyabidness Před rokem

      Fine then. You give me your bag of cookies, and I will watch you slap the shit outta Jimmy over there. I won't tell nobody nuthin'. Deal?

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 Před rokem

    Roscoe just wants to fight lol

  • @TalenGryphon
    @TalenGryphon Před rokem

    TBH I was expecting this video to be a lot shorter and end with Roscoe chasing Safety Man around saying "Nao Hol' still!" as soon as he understood the question

  • @googleuser3760
    @googleuser3760 Před rokem

    You gotta love Rosco.

  • @holyghost5981
    @holyghost5981 Před rokem

    Roscoe hands are rated E for everyone 😆 🤣

  • @richardthompson7431
    @richardthompson7431 Před 8 měsíci

    Just as hard as I can😂

  • @MRSketch09
    @MRSketch09 Před rokem

    Ricky's like that guy who answers too honestly..