Rickys got HR problems but not Vampire problems!

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  • @michaelhenson9507
    @michaelhenson9507 Před 2 měsíci +594

    Ricky's right, people need to mind their own business. I'm offended at people easily offended.

    • @billyshay7207
      @billyshay7207 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Amen Brother, Amen.

    • @Chris-fl2tt
      @Chris-fl2tt Před 2 měsíci +8

      And I'm offended that you are offended by people that are offended

    • @frackyouasshat5531
      @frackyouasshat5531 Před 2 měsíci +14

      FUCK YES PPL NEED TO MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

    • @michaelhanson5773
      @michaelhanson5773 Před 2 měsíci +4

      God... You must not be able to deal with any of this new generation of people...

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy Před 2 měsíci +2

      Seriously, if you were listening to their conversation, they'd be pissed about that too!

  • @ilyte1
    @ilyte1 Před 2 měsíci +282

    I started off against Ricky but after I heard what he said. Nah this is just a genuine hypothetical. By construction standards he was actually being quite gentlemanly.

    • @Kain8719
      @Kain8719 Před 2 měsíci +14

      Shit, but office standards he wasn't that fucking bad.

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 Před 2 měsíci +20

      I used to walk into an office of all women, but I am quiet and used the side door. I GUARANTEE that those girls said FAR worse.

    • @Kain8719
      @Kain8719 Před 2 měsíci

      @@vidard9863 I promise you they did. Once was showing a few of the girls in personnel some shit I had figured out how to make excel do, real nefarious shit that I could put on a timer in fact, while trying to harden some of the sheets we had our service centers complete on the regular. Showed them one which after so long would wipe itself and then save and close as a joke. "If you ever use that shit on us I swear to christ I'll rip your fucking heart out before throwing you out a window and then killing you motherfucker." I laughed. We also had a supervisor who used fuck like a comma and walked into the director's office in the middle of a meeting, opening with, "What the fuck are you trying to do!!!" I worked in a very good office and we had a lot of fun.

  • @VincentMcmanus.
    @VincentMcmanus. Před 2 měsíci +339

    Rosco was almost right. See, instead of eating Taco Bell, you should be eating as much garlic as possible, and wash it down with holy water. That way, you're humiliating them while you kill them while they're killing you. That is the ultimate "F you" to the vampire.

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger Před 2 měsíci +4

      Get Bucca De Beppo, Its not that bad and the portion size is like triple what it needs to be.

    • @VincentMcmanus.
      @VincentMcmanus. Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@NeSeeger I've been there before, you're right. It's good. I really liked their garlic bread. And coming into the restaurant from the back was pretty cool. Good concept.

    • @dpraderio1
      @dpraderio1 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Dude sorry but lmao. There's nothing holy coming out I don't care how much holy water you drink lol. I like your creativity though.

    • @VincentMcmanus.
      @VincentMcmanus. Před 2 měsíci +15

      @dpraderio1 what, you've never heard of a holy s*** before?

    • @dpraderio1
      @dpraderio1 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@VincentMcmanus. ..... fair enough lol

  • @Andrew-dc1wt
    @Andrew-dc1wt Před 2 měsíci +136

    We gotta hear more of Ricky and Jims conversations, this shit was hilarious.

    • @Cordite842805
      @Cordite842805 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I wonder what the New Guys or Pablo's take on this subject would be.....

    • @Andrew-dc1wt
      @Andrew-dc1wt Před 2 měsíci +5

      Not sure, Mexico has some tales of Female Vampires so he may want to try out Ricky's vampire method.

    • @Cordite842805
      @Cordite842805 Před 2 měsíci +4

      That could be an interesting series all on it's own. Hope we see more on Is Ricky the owner too

  • @Thompson_H
    @Thompson_H Před 2 měsíci +229

    "They're gonna have to bite against the flow" - Rosco

  • @timkeenan366
    @timkeenan366 Před 2 měsíci +135

    Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

  • @jamesbent2584
    @jamesbent2584 Před 2 měsíci +43

    Roscoe again shows us his wisdom and gives the best possible answer to the vampire situation. Well dun Roscoe. That's a big W. For that fine gentlemen

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy Před 2 měsíci +1

      Problem is, you need a big warning that they're coming. He said he was going to eat Taco Bell for a week ahead of time. How do you expect to get a warning that far in advance? But, honestly, just eating there once is probably enough.

  • @carlosv393
    @carlosv393 Před 2 měsíci +41

    " They're gonna have to fight against the flow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasoneastland9595
    @jasoneastland9595 Před 2 měsíci +42

    This is the HR department Bossman. We quit. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 Před 2 měsíci

      ... Well i was about to fire you, but thats even better! After all whole department is waste of space, time and money. Also take rest of those diversity hires with you too while at it.

  • @fooliecoolie5284
    @fooliecoolie5284 Před 2 měsíci +48

    Gonna have to stand with ricky on this one, those girls got their panties in the butch about absolutely nothing and they nned to mind their own dang business.

  • @sharpshooter7127
    @sharpshooter7127 Před 2 měsíci +42

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the mess you come up with is frickin hilarious but that's about the way things go on a job

    • @JadeDragon407
      @JadeDragon407 Před 2 měsíci

      The mess they LITERALLY came up with >>:=p

  • @christophergraham5531
    @christophergraham5531 Před 2 měsíci +50

    Ricky’s gotta point.

  • @user-yu6vy7yr2f
    @user-yu6vy7yr2f Před 2 měsíci +14

    OMG, I am pissing myself. LOLOLOLOL. This the funniest Ricky and Roscoe one thus far. Please keep em coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Anna-fk3rw
    @Anna-fk3rw Před 2 měsíci +14

    Omg that was hilarious, I’m crying. 😂. “Bud visor”

  • @Zanthum
    @Zanthum Před 2 měsíci +83

    By proposing that Ricky conduct the conversation elsewhere away from those that might be offended you have confirmed that there is nothing wrong with the conversation itself, the problem lies with those taking offense. He's roped you into it now bossman.

    • @fyrman9092
      @fyrman9092 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Just shake your head and walk away. Yes it's effed up, but those that overheard it were not invited into the conversation.

    • @jamesplotkin4674
      @jamesplotkin4674 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@fyrman9092 If you shake it more than three times, you're now just playing with it ;-)

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Před 2 měsíci +1

      All it confirms is that Boss Man doesn't wanna deal with it. He knows Ricky is almost certainly gonna keep doing it and it ain't worth the headache.

  • @MikeyMouse1320
    @MikeyMouse1320 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Ricky is on a whole other level! His mind is working and working hard! 😆💀😆

  • @currentfaves65
    @currentfaves65 Před 2 měsíci +12

    LoL I gotta go find Jim, he's goina shite when he finds out this new revelation we just had !

  • @dpraderio1
    @dpraderio1 Před 2 měsíci +25

    Roflmao fight against the flow lol. But I think CZcams just broke cause Roscoe and Ricky finally ended up agreeing on something!!!

  • @chris2fer1977
    @chris2fer1977 Před 2 měsíci +27

    All the vid are funny but this one was freaking greatness

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 Před 2 měsíci +62

    Siding with ricky, mythical creature defence tactics is a completely reasonable building site conversation to be having, nothing out of the ordinary going on.

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 Před 2 měsíci +15

    They need an emoji for looking down and shaking your head. 😂

    • @kimicappiello5480
      @kimicappiello5480 Před 2 měsíci +1

      🤦‍♀️
      Edit: This is a facepalm emoji, but it's the closest I have found, so I use either that or 🤭. Neither are perfect, but 🤷...

  • @angelaacord2159
    @angelaacord2159 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Bite against the flow had me spitting my drink across the room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Orncaex
    @Orncaex Před 2 měsíci +5

    See I like where their heads are at. It's not 'how do we stop the vampire?' it's "How do we ruin their afterlife?"

  • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
    @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 Před 2 měsíci +10

    "sucks" to be those vampires

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Před 2 měsíci +39

    When all your employees share the same two dead-drunk brain cells fighting each other for fifth place and tying for seventh...

  • @TheGraffiti600rr
    @TheGraffiti600rr Před 2 měsíci +16

    Rosco for the win! Ricky wasnt bad either but damn. Lol

  • @martinchisholm9678
    @martinchisholm9678 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Jim has to show up on Halloween in a vampire costume in the break room and scare ricky and roscoe out of their minds.that would be a sight to see. Lol.

  • @lindablackwell318
    @lindablackwell318 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Well... when the boss man says "and there it is" I unintentionally blew my coffee out of my nose and mouth simultaneously. Causing my husband to basically do likewise and choke, before we got everything cleared up and composed, Roscoe told his payback to the vampire and now my poor husband is hanging onto the counter, he is sounding like laughing or bottle rockets launching... I'm not sure. But Roscoe has the better revenge by far! We're still recovering and watching for the third time. We have neither food nor drink near us until we can settle down.
    Roscoe is diabolical.

  • @stackedfat
    @stackedfat Před 2 měsíci +2

    This might be the most informative video he's ever done. Rosco just blew my mind. That's exactly what I'm doing. Rosco needs a raise.

  • @BatCaveProductions
    @BatCaveProductions Před 2 měsíci +3

    I cannot stop watching and laughing!!!! One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while!!!! Thank you!

  • @miller4057
    @miller4057 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Jesus I look forward to these skits daily!!! Rock on Ricky and Roscoe!!!

  • @nathanielsmith9922
    @nathanielsmith9922 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Ricky going off 😂😂😂😂

  • @sconavacholo
    @sconavacholo Před 2 měsíci +2

    A conversation that everyman needs to have at one point. Facts Ricky

  • @richardcampbell3693
    @richardcampbell3693 Před 2 měsíci +6

    😂😂😂😂i swear i have had this same conversation with my budy and i said same as ricky . OmG im calling him right now and telling him the new plan . 😳 you know for when they attack lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanr1945
    @ryanr1945 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This is probably the most accurate conversation between coworkers ive evr seen. Women can be way worse than men too so they can kick rocks with that bs.

  • @taylornorman7134
    @taylornorman7134 Před měsícem

    This is one of the funniest videos on this channel. “And there it is”! I damn near pissed myself…

  • @JoeThornFreedom
    @JoeThornFreedom Před 2 měsíci +1

    Absolute gold. This is right up there with the first whiskers episode.

  • @punky3m
    @punky3m Před 11 dny

    Oh my God, I can’t stop laughing. They both have crazy and crazy funny answers.

  • @noahbeattie5761
    @noahbeattie5761 Před 2 měsíci +2

    My God,, freaking hilarious.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesblinzler7421
    @jamesblinzler7421 Před 2 měsíci +5

    What kind of construction site has women in the break room? This is why we have a 1 Porto John rule. You make it past big Jim’s morning routine “bm” and no break room lingo is gonna scare off Bertha that runs a jack hammer or Sheila that does the hot rivits on the I beams 5storys up…the job site is not for the skittles hair ppl.

  • @Willtheemotionalstone87
    @Willtheemotionalstone87 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dude😂😂😂too funny... Why do I feel like siding with boss man... Still though... Ricky and Roscoe.... To you sir that makes these.... Brightens up my day... Thank you

  • @Guardsmen4
    @Guardsmen4 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Sad part is this plays out every day

  • @carterlogue3234
    @carterlogue3234 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Honestly a solid conversation

  • @Drew_Shoe5
    @Drew_Shoe5 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This might be the best one yet 😂

  • @wesleynichols5255
    @wesleynichols5255 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Damm Ricky threatening the boss holy shit

  • @ninja696293
    @ninja696293 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lmao this has to be one of the best one’s yet man

  • @thomashastings5694
    @thomashastings5694 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I gotta say Ricky and Rosco both have great ideas!!!

  • @pokemonrocks08
    @pokemonrocks08 Před 2 měsíci

    That ending with Roscoe had me crying from laughing so hard.

  • @andrewwilliams5580
    @andrewwilliams5580 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lmao. And there it is. I absolutely love these videos

  • @davidrodriguz4232
    @davidrodriguz4232 Před 2 měsíci

    Ricky here asking the real questions we should be asking and Rosco giving the answers we all should be giving.

  • @rmoore850
    @rmoore850 Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 that’s the funniest one in a minute! Keep it up!

  • @MichaelTreacy-nl4jq
    @MichaelTreacy-nl4jq Před 2 měsíci

    That is superior acting and improv bro.....🤟😎🎙️

  • @kelleyburch2712
    @kelleyburch2712 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Roscoe 😂😂😂 they have fight against the flow had my stomach hurting.

  • @raysmith7335
    @raysmith7335 Před 2 měsíci +1

    🤣🤣 just what I needed after a long day of work👊

  • @chrispostma7501
    @chrispostma7501 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I needed that laugh today! That was great 🤣🤣

  • @justanothergunowner3772
    @justanothergunowner3772 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I used to have a coworker like Jim, I miss those 3am hypothetical convos. But ya, people need to mind they own damn business and quit listening in on other people's convos.

  • @iowabiker05
    @iowabiker05 Před 2 měsíci

    Rollin on floor!!! God damn ricky is so good. Want to party with him!

  • @bradb3651
    @bradb3651 Před 2 měsíci

    Never thought about it before. Thanks for bringing it up. Now I am going to have to see how that goes over at work

  • @drstrangeman
    @drstrangeman Před 13 dny

    Damn it Ricky this is the best break room topic I've ever heard

  • @silasearl3169
    @silasearl3169 Před 2 měsíci

    😂😂 Damn I made a mistake eating while watching this. I literally about died. 😂😂

  • @lisapease4641
    @lisapease4641 Před 18 dny

    This has got to be the best one yet lmao. This is going on the site come Monday morning

  • @brandonlewick2242
    @brandonlewick2242 Před 2 měsíci

    Best skit yet.

  • @paulbeaney4901
    @paulbeaney4901 Před 2 měsíci

    "Fight against the flow" 😂😂😂

  • @spankyham9607
    @spankyham9607 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ricky is always a thinker!

  • @wtfsalommy3250
    @wtfsalommy3250 Před 2 měsíci +2

    For one: its not a public break room. Its a private break room,from a private company...

  • @gregpicard379
    @gregpicard379 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ricky’s right! Those people need to mind their own business

  • @wesg8865
    @wesg8865 Před 7 dny

    That is by far the funniest shit yet

  • @fistdeep3560
    @fistdeep3560 Před 2 měsíci

    This is one of the best ones

  • @lumberjackofalltrades
    @lumberjackofalltrades Před 2 měsíci +1

    Man, I thought Ricky had a point until I heard Roscoe's idea. Now my sides hurt from laughing at the mental image

  • @Timbo.1776
    @Timbo.1776 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Man by far this channel is my favorite I can’t wait to watch the next one it is first on my list I went through jokes and crazy shit on the pipeline and coal mines for years love it

  • @CNC295
    @CNC295 Před 2 měsíci

    One of the funniest I have seen in a good long time thank you.

  • @joshjackson8432
    @joshjackson8432 Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you I needed that.

  • @ruanconsalves3090
    @ruanconsalves3090 Před 2 měsíci

    😂😂😂 Thanks for making my day

  • @patrickderegt2582
    @patrickderegt2582 Před 2 měsíci +3

    most of the girls I have worked with would be getting in on this conversation

  • @brandonwelch5874
    @brandonwelch5874 Před 2 měsíci

    OMG my stomach is literally hurting from laughing so fuck*in hard right now. He said I'm going to be talking shit the whole time their sucking LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cheezyridr
    @cheezyridr Před 2 měsíci +1

    well, now i know what we're talking about at break time tomorrow

  • @chrisbyrd42
    @chrisbyrd42 Před 2 měsíci

    someone really needs to make a a movie about all these characters

  • @daradacro23
    @daradacro23 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Someone bugged the break room if boss man is getting those texts mid conversation.

  • @orko714
    @orko714 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm on Rosco and Ricky's side here. These are important conversations you should be having.

  • @FatesKarma.
    @FatesKarma. Před 2 měsíci

    They gonna have to bite "against the flow" 😂 😂

  • @sheryladams2725
    @sheryladams2725 Před měsícem

    LMAO 😂 you’re killing me

  • @RJSDZNS
    @RJSDZNS Před 2 měsíci

    This one had me rolling!!

  • @PhillyJoker2394
    @PhillyJoker2394 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Love your videos keep it up

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq Před 2 měsíci +2

    That's a hilarious idea.

  • @Amradye
    @Amradye Před 2 měsíci

    That’s a very fun conversation 😂

  • @user-bz3is4pl8l
    @user-bz3is4pl8l Před 2 měsíci

    Those two are funny when they agree

  • @ColeTurner-sr8mc
    @ColeTurner-sr8mc Před měsícem

    I've had supervisors talk to me like that but ONLY ONCE!

  • @matthewdieter3003
    @matthewdieter3003 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm legit dying 😂😂😂❤

  • @TerrenceMcGinnis
    @TerrenceMcGinnis Před 2 měsíci +3

    Rosco is always awesome.

  • @kurtismckague8103
    @kurtismckague8103 Před 2 měsíci

    This was the funniest 1 I’ve seen

  • @justflippingwork8049
    @justflippingwork8049 Před 2 měsíci

    Great answers!

  • @morbifiedrides545
    @morbifiedrides545 Před 2 měsíci

    🤣LMFAO Thanks man i really needed a good laugh today. Also thank you for what you do. Your content always puts a smile on my face as well as thousands of other people. Keep spreading light and love brother. 🙂

  • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
    @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Před 2 měsíci

    I really want to hear more convo’s between Ricky and Jim now. XD

  • @ThelifeandtimesofBarneyTaylor

    I would get a wooden stake or a cross necklace. But hey taco bell is just as deadly. 😂

  • @DevdevRetlub-oj3lf
    @DevdevRetlub-oj3lf Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm with Ricky on this

  • @charlesreynolds2798
    @charlesreynolds2798 Před 2 měsíci

    That was very funny I am in tears...

  • @nicknichols6251
    @nicknichols6251 Před 2 měsíci

    That was a great one lol 😆 😂 🤣

  • @Whatchamawhozit
    @Whatchamawhozit Před 2 měsíci

    This one and what has a 182 teeth and holds back a monster are my two favorites

  • @shane_xrp
    @shane_xrp Před 2 měsíci

    You can't unimagine this😂😂😂

  • @SuperOtter
    @SuperOtter Před 2 měsíci

    this fr the kinda conversations me and my friends had back in the day during overtime dinner.