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  • The hosts (Kenan Thompson, Cecily Strong) of a St. Louis morning show find it hard to be their normal cheery selves in light of the Ferguson riots especially when their guest (James Franco) continually says embarrassing things. [Season 40, 2014]
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  • @Djones6487
    @Djones6487 Před 9 lety +4039

    "Use the whole damn egg." haha.

    • @tom-sr1wt
      @tom-sr1wt Před 5 lety +13

      This part was a little bit off i would say, cuz the rest of the egg is yellow not black, so that fatty was mad for nothing

    • @alexusramsey4894
      @alexusramsey4894 Před 5 lety +69

      Tom it’s a written joke you weirdo

    • @rue6266
      @rue6266 Před 5 lety +33

      Tom god y’all are annoying

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet Před 4 lety +1

      @Intelligent human of course he knows it's a joke. But the character is not joking.

    • @sithsoldier98
      @sithsoldier98 Před 4 lety

      LMAO!!!!

  • @yikes_lazzy
    @yikes_lazzy Před 3 lety +4048

    I love how all Leslie said was "bad" and the audience loved it

    • @MaishaOnTop
      @MaishaOnTop Před 3 lety +22

      @Pritesh Govindji Yes she is I love her

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 Před 3 lety +56

      Family Guy joke.

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY Před 3 lety +72

      That’s about the extent of her acting range. Anything longer and she’d fumble it.

    • @toughtittypdiddy4634
      @toughtittypdiddy4634 Před 3 lety +33

      @@ethanweeter2732 “IT GONE RAIN”

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 Před 3 lety +8

      @@MichaelNNY yep, that was my thought as well

  • @TheHistoryGuyChannel
    @TheHistoryGuyChannel Před 3 lety +2938

    Coming from St Louis, the traffic report was spot on.

    • @DavidJamesHenry
      @DavidJamesHenry Před 3 lety +41

      This SNL sketch is history that deserves to be remembered

    • @alexbuss3377
      @alexbuss3377 Před 3 lety +5

      Can you do a history of St. Louis and how it became so populated? Is it because of an industry, like how Detroit has car making?

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre Před 2 lety +6

      @@alexbuss3377 "It sits near the confluence of the Mississippi and the Missouri Rivers." Started with cutting down trees. Will always have a place in the economy, I guess.

    • @idadalmeida9536
      @idadalmeida9536 Před 2 lety +1

      @Preston Hanson there*** and it’s not that bad if you don’t live in the trashy areas

    • @walterfielding9079
      @walterfielding9079 Před 2 lety +12

      @@alexbuss3377 St. Louis was originally built and settled by the French. It was built because the Missouri River joins the Mississippi River just north of St. Louis. Meanwhile its easy for a somewhat experienced person to row a boat across the Mississippi River, at St. Louis, where both sides of the river are rather flat unlike further south where the Missouri side has lots of cliffs and hills.
      As the United States began to grow, river traffic grew to be extremely important and people moving west would use the Mississippi and Missouri rivers to travel, that made St. Louis grow as people passed to and fro through the area.
      As industrialization came to the US, St. Louis was one of the cities at the front of industrialization, due to its location. It would be cheaper to build a factory in St Louis near the river, where products could be loaded onto barges and taken to various areas of the country. It could be argued that St. Louis is at the tail end of the Rust Belt. Also south of St. Louis is a number of old iron and lead mines, which being close to a major river town and later industrialized town helped keep St. Louis growing as raw materials poured in. Later with the growth of the agriculture industry in northern Missouri, most corn shipments east went through St. Louis.
      St. Louis is home to the first bridge built across the Mississippi River, that bridge led to others being built near St. Louis and the railroad companies quickly saw St. Louis as a major center to cross the river with trains. Thus the railroads began building up in and near St. Louis and with raw materials being nearby and the factories, trains started being built and repaired in St. Louis. Around the same time the beer industry began to grow in St. Louis.
      A large number of Germans moved to Missouri in the 1800s, mostly German Lutherans who disagreed with the Prussian Government starting to tell pastors what they could and couldn't say, and the Prussian Government changing or restricting the works of Martin Luther the theologian. Because of that, a large number of Lutherans moved to St. Louis and a big seminary was built. Also a large number of German Catholics moved to St. Louis because of the Prussian Government restrictions on Catholic Germans. These Germans brought much architecture to parts of Missouri and Illinois and they also brought beer production. Soon a number of breweries were built in St. Louis and they benefited from the massive infrastructure in place.
      As the automobile industry grew, due to existing industry and infrastructure, St. Louis was picked as a major city for car production, outside the Great Lakes area. Ford, GM, and Chrysler all built large factories in St. Louis. During both World Wars, St. Louis was a major city for production and the transportation of materials. In the 50s, the growth of interstates was beneficial as two of the first interstates built, I70 and I55 not only go through St. Louis but intersect.
      Lastly with the growth of the aircraft industry after World War II, St. Louis was the location for a major aircraft production plant, which still exists in St. Louis today and is a major employer for the area.
      As industrialization began to decline, St. Louis was hit hard, the decline of industry led to a decline in production. The decline in production led to a decline in traffic on the rivers, roads, railways, and bridges. This led to a decline in employment and the movement of people. Like most Rust Belt cities St. Louis suffered population decline as people moved further west or south to the still growing Sunbelt. Today St. Louis is no longer in the top 10 major American cities, crime has fallen after a peak in the 90s, but still remains a big issue.
      Crime grew in St. Louis mostly because industry collapsed and everyone that could move did move, and the older population with money died out. By the 80s, even poorer minority families were leaving St. Louis, which caused crime to grow bigger as the vacant buildings and declining city budget helped crime and drugs grow.
      The situation got so bad that with a large number of Bosnian refugees fleeing the war in Europe in the late 90s, the Federal Government sent lots of Bosnians to St. Louis to help the population decline. This growth in Bosnian people in St. Louis has not always been welcomed by the locals.
      Today St. Louis still is a center for river travel and cross country road or rail travel. The AB brewery remains one of the largest in the world, and the aircraft industry is still operating. Crime has decreased but still remains high, especially in the northern part of the city. Steel, automobile, and most other industries are either gone or significantly reduced. Energy production, chemical production, pharmaceutical production, and financial services remain the biggest industries in the city, along with a growing tech and personal service industry. Movie filming is a industry that St. Louis has to offer due to its cheap location and late Victorian brick buildings and some cobblestone roads remaining.
      Other that, the state and city have pushed tourism and have been trying to get shipping companies to come to St. Louis to use the centralized location for the easy shipment of goods, but Memphis and Chicago are too close to build a major center in companies minds. However St. Louis has the best National League baseball team, and one of the better National Hockey League teams in recent years.

  • @AlanTuringWannabe
    @AlanTuringWannabe Před 3 lety +1287

    I love Cecily. She's super funny. And of course you can't go wrong with Keenan. Two of the best cast members ever on the show.

  • @kimbrkitty
    @kimbrkitty Před 6 lety +3752

    "Use the whole egg.. whole damn egg Darryl!"

    • @naeshelle
      @naeshelle Před 4 lety +215

      ​@@mikedeguzman6006 Here's an explanation of almost all of the jokes in the video. Might be a little long & some may be up for interpretation but I've tried to keep things pretty general.
      I'm going to use Wikipedia to summarize the conflict that this sketch is based off of, so no one can call me biased. "On August 9, 2014, Michael Brown Jr., an 18-year-old African American man, was fatally shot by 28-year-old white Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson in the city of Ferguson, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis." The shooting quickly became an issue of an unarmed black man being shot by a white police officer, which some say was becoming a trend. There were two different accusations of racism surrounding the shooting: 1) Darren was racist toward Mike, which caused him to shoot him, 2) the American justice system is biased against Black men which is why cops often got away with shooting unarmed black men. (Again, I'm commenting on this as neutrally as possible.) In the wake of the shooting there was rioting.
      Now, for the jokes:
      0:30-1:06 - In the wake of the event and the uproar it's causing across the city, they don't want to do their "rise and smile" segment. This is likely because the city has been in such state that there isn't much else to report but the turmoil that's been going on. Reporting it in a segment called "rise and smile" would seem inappropriate.
      1:11 - They want to just push through the segment because of everything that's been happening.
      1:14 - Riots were happening. She's referencing having to defend her property from the rioters.
      1:27 - "It's being called the most superior race in town..." Racist white people often refer to themselves as the "superior race" (the Nazi's had an idea of a "master race") so the joke was that they were having Keenan (the black host) say that something was going to be the superior race. It's ironic.
      1:33 - She said "the Blackies" instead of the "Black Keys." "Blackies" can be a rude name for black people (like saying "the blacks" instead of "black people"), so it was meant to be a funny slip of the tongue.
      1:49 - The traffic is bad because there are riots and people protesting in the streets.
      2:16-2:25 - He would rather be somewhere else because of all of the violence and controversy that's happening in Ferguson but because he booked his tour so far in advance, he can't change it.
      2:35 - There are two parts of an egg: the egg whites and the egg yolks. Often, people only cook with egg whites because the egg yolks contain cholesterol. Also, the word "colored" is a derogatory word for people of color (but especially Black people) in the United States. So, the joke was that given what was happening in the city, the chef should use the whole egg, instead of using only the white parts (thereby throwing out the "colored" yolks), even though that would make the dish healthier.
      2:47 - "And who am I to argue with the grand jury?" At this time there were a string of high-profile cases of police officers or other white men (exclusively white men) shooting unarmed black men & not being found guilty FOR WHATEVER REASON OR ANOTHER. In Mike Brown's case, the grand jury did not indict Darren Wilson for his shooting. For many people, this was a case of injustice. So when he says "Who am I to argue with the grand jury?" the joke is that he's saying the grand jury was right to not indict Darren Wilson (which is a controversial opinion).
      2:54 - The internet never lets you forget things. He said it and no matter how he meant it, their show was always going to be remembered for saying something that, out of context, sounds extremely offensive.
      3:09 - His name is the name of the cop involved in the shooting.
      3:43 - She's left to Chicago to get away from the madness in Ferguson & she isn't coming back.
      4:06 - Remember, since he has the last name as the cop, it comes out as if he's saying that he (the cop) is innocent of the shooting. Remember, this was very controversial (still is). The police officer claimed to have shot & killed Mike in self-defense, making him the victim, not the man he killed.
      4:29-4:36 - "We didn't start the fire. We didn't light it but we tried to fight it." Again, rioting was happening, some businesses (at least one) were set on fire. Ferguson was akin to a city burning to the ground, as it's citizens were seemingly at odds with each other and people were fed up. They want them to sing another song because it it's sort of like singing "London Bridge is Falling Down" while standing on a collapsing bridge. It just feels inappropriate.
      Anyway, hope this helped!

    • @snigdhabharadwaj3591
      @snigdhabharadwaj3591 Před 4 lety +22

      @@naeshelle woah! That was an exhaustive explanation. Thanks a lot for explaining all the nooks and crannies of the jokes.

    • @8Sigurd
      @8Sigurd Před 4 lety +13

      @@naeshelle Godbless you, Ash.

    • @manaharav
      @manaharav Před 4 lety +10

      @@naeshelle Thank you, you're a gem!

    • @manaharav
      @manaharav Před 4 lety +7

      @@mikedeguzman6006 It's VERY bad, where I live, in the 90s, when I lived in a Black neighborhood I got tickets, and was stopped and harassed frequently. Once I moved to a Mexican neighborhood, in 2011 ,I NEVER GOT A TICKET. Never since! Now if I go back to the Eastside,
      I still get stopped occasionally. I'm brown, by the way. God help me if I was Black, probably treated worse!

  • @6Demon6Goat6
    @6Demon6Goat6 Před 9 lety +894

    "Use the whole damn egg"

  • @colincampbell3199
    @colincampbell3199 Před 4 lety +1060

    "I am the victim here!" - I love how that bombed.

    • @ericshuty2564
      @ericshuty2564 Před 4 lety +35

      The best part is that both the Wilsons actually WERE the victims....

    • @Mr-Nival
      @Mr-Nival Před 4 lety +8

      @@ericshuty2564 who were they?

    • @nonono3nono
      @nonono3nono Před 4 lety +82

      @@ericshuty2564 Except no.

    • @thomashough6845
      @thomashough6845 Před 4 lety +19

      Sai he’s right Wilson was assaulted and defended himself. His fucking eye socket was broken.

    • @heatman678
      @heatman678 Před 4 lety +29

      @@thomashough6845 ..🤣🤣🤣. The consequence of trying to string arm citizens because you don't like what they look like.

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 Před rokem +244

    4:10 That genuine smile from Kenan, as he's turning his head, when the audience doesn't laugh at the "I am the victim" line. Comedy writers are always searching for the very edge of what people will laugh at and love it when they find it.

    • @PowerDiva
      @PowerDiva Před 11 měsíci +19

      Yep... James Franco knew it didn't land either. Cecily was the only one who stayed in character in that moment.

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig Před 7 měsíci +8

      Maybe because it wasn't funny, because Darren Wilson WAS the victim. When someone punches you in the face and tries to take your service weapon to ostensibly murder you with it, that makes YOU the victim, not the person who assaulted you.

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality Před 6 měsíci +1

      I actually didn't notice this on the first run though that's so funny lmfao

    • @djourneyufc4730
      @djourneyufc4730 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@JakeKoenig please could you explain the whole Darren Wilson joke to me? I didn't get it

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot2
      @manuginobilisbaldspot2 Před měsícem +1

      @@JakeKoenig go back to your Klan meeting

  • @MrSamer83
    @MrSamer83 Před 9 lety +2379

    Even though this sketch originally was supposed to be on SNL, just as Cecily said "We're on CZcams forever." lol

    • @abi-rj5qu
      @abi-rj5qu Před 4 lety +17

      Dominic Ceccarelli don’t be annoying

    • @rattypatty1610
      @rattypatty1610 Před 4 lety +17

      Dominic Ceccarelli Someone telling you to stop being a prick is being a ’butt hurt snowflake’

    • @annmarieg2992
      @annmarieg2992 Před 4 lety +10

      Dominic Ceccarelli you’re the snowflake tbh

    • @themysteriousretrogamer9655
      @themysteriousretrogamer9655 Před 4 lety +5

      @@mikedeguzman6006 There were riots in a town this skit takes place right the day after that

    • @thomashough6845
      @thomashough6845 Před 4 lety +9

      Mike De Guzman the video is set right after major riots occurred in St. Louis after a white officer shot an unarmed black teenager. After everything was released it became obvious that the officer was in the right and the family lied about a lot of things but at the time let’s just say that tensions were high.

  • @JoeyTCartoonP
    @JoeyTCartoonP Před 9 lety +5966

    Keenan Thompson has such good comedic timing! He leaves just enough time to let the joke settle in before moving on!

    • @BadluckTribe
      @BadluckTribe Před 9 lety +85

      Fan since Nickelodeon

    • @JoeyTCartoonP
      @JoeyTCartoonP Před 9 lety +23

      Thumbs WAAAAAY UP for Pierre Escargot!

    • @BowlCommercial452011
      @BowlCommercial452011 Před 9 lety +43

      Glad to hear there are still some Kenan fans out there :)

    • @robertmaybeth3434
      @robertmaybeth3434 Před 9 lety +7

      He's been on the show two seasons too long "OOO WEE whats UP WITH THAT?" They got rid of Bill hader after only 5 seasons.

    • @BowlCommercial452011
      @BowlCommercial452011 Před 9 lety +20

      Robert Maybeth They didn't "Get rid" of Bill Hader, He left just like Kristen, Fred, Jason ect...Kenan just doesn't want to leave because he loves it there too much and he needs that paycheck for his family, but I'm cool with it I he can stay on the show until it ends as far as i'm concerned. Although i have a good feeling he'll probably leave after this season.

  • @sebastianber
    @sebastianber Před 4 lety +1827

    This is like Minneapolis, SNL should do another one

    • @d3electrifi955
      @d3electrifi955 Před 4 lety +9

      Or Philadelphia lmao

    • @cbbgenki4315
      @cbbgenki4315 Před 4 lety +12

      TOO SOON

    • @WandererTheLost
      @WandererTheLost Před 4 lety +22

      Yeah except politicians are trying to make it worse. These riots are being staged and the media is trying to make them bigger.

    • @Jayess-c
      @Jayess-c Před 4 lety +4

      @@WandererTheLost they're all actors amirite

    • @shannonly23
      @shannonly23 Před 4 lety +3

      It’s honestly every metropolitan area in this country.

  • @lilrig8112
    @lilrig8112 Před 4 lety +923

    I feel like this wasn’t just “cut for time.”

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Před 3 lety +31

      Lol definitely

    • @NoHomerS
      @NoHomerS Před 3 lety +16

      Cut for political correctness

    • @DJ_BROBOT
      @DJ_BROBOT Před 3 lety +12

      @@NoHomerS no and no. It was cut because it was the wrong damn time

    • @chuckfan1
      @chuckfan1 Před 3 lety +2

      of course it was "cut for time" , dont be a douche

    • @davidcohen9016
      @davidcohen9016 Před 4 měsíci

      @@NoHomerSold and new guard will tell you Lorne will cut based on the reaction. And the audience was either dead or uncomfortable

  • @TheModernInvestor
    @TheModernInvestor Před 6 lety +3840

    "And today to make it healthy we're going to use the Whites of the egg!" ..... "Use the whole damn egg"

    • @memphismafia5167
      @memphismafia5167 Před 3 lety +21

      My fave part

    • @javierpatag3609
      @javierpatag3609 Před 3 lety +73

      "Please stop talking, egg man."

    • @MHruskamusic
      @MHruskamusic Před 3 lety +6

      @@javierpatag3609 I literally watched that part as I read your comment haha

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 Před 3 lety +4

      @@MHruskamusic Generic CZcams comment alert.

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 Před 3 lety +3

      I get the joke, just don’t think that would offend anyone to say the whites of the eggs.😂

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 Před 7 lety +5560

    they should not have cut this

  • @parksburgum
    @parksburgum Před 4 lety +535

    Who’s here 2020 Minneapolis May?

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh Před 4 lety +636

    “It won the grand jury prize, and who am I to argue with a grand jury?”
    😂😂😂

    • @ffferreira.2001
      @ffferreira.2001 Před 4 lety +18

      Could you please explain that one?
      I don't think I get it 😅

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 Před 4 lety +95

      Francisco Ferreira a police officer wrongly kills an unarmed black teenager but is not found guilty by a grand jury. Therefore, agreeing with the grand jury means you think the killing was justified

    • @KFC-ff6sz
      @KFC-ff6sz Před 4 lety +17

      the shooting was justified. identified as the suspect who robbed a business and fled.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld Před 4 lety +15

      @@carrotcake6572 No, it was not wrongly. It was a justifiable shooting of a criminal attacking an officer.

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 Před 4 lety +23

      Zarkow I was providing context to a joke not expressing my opinion. Step off it

  • @rexellate
    @rexellate Před 9 lety +2784

    "now we're on youtube forever"

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 Před 5 lety +25

      Mike Sauer they’re not wrong

    • @nitetimerxdio2762
      @nitetimerxdio2762 Před 5 lety +18

      a very chilling reality

    • @wirechair
      @wirechair Před 5 lety +13

      omg, its a self fulfilling prophesy!! Now they really are on youtube forever!

    • @Sammy-bi9fj
      @Sammy-bi9fj Před 4 lety +1

      What was that anyway?

  • @wyattkane
    @wyattkane Před 9 lety +6260

    "How's the traffic?" "BAD!"
    Best moment in the video.

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh Před 9 lety +130

      LOL I know i loved how she said it and the look on her face. Priceless.

    • @epicfail3210
      @epicfail3210 Před 9 lety +81

      As a college student who was attempting to drive home to St. Louis for Thanksgiving that Monday, I can safely say that is accurate.

    • @TheTruthiest
      @TheTruthiest Před 9 lety +13

      Yeah, seemed like something out of Tim&Eric more than SNL

    • @nickgivens7414
      @nickgivens7414 Před 9 lety +1

      The traffic her sucks. St Louis city is horrid

    • @michellesullivan3927
      @michellesullivan3927 Před 9 lety +14

      LMFAO,,,,And I am NOT COMING BACK !!!

  • @justsayin3390
    @justsayin3390 Před 3 lety +81

    The "sing-a-lings"-We didn't start the fire"-perfect ending.

  • @edwardfreda3335
    @edwardfreda3335 Před 4 lety +1316

    The old becomes relevant again....

    • @griffinwebb2012
      @griffinwebb2012 Před 3 lety +5

      ha. Exactly what my dad said. Sad but true

    • @zdiggitydawg
      @zdiggitydawg Před 3 lety +15

      jack bauer You’re a moron. You know that right?

    • @andrewgrove1691
      @andrewgrove1691 Před 3 lety +3

      @jack bauer wrong

    • @hentaihut4043
      @hentaihut4043 Před 3 lety

      @@andrewgrove1691 wrong

    • @davidhochstetler4068
      @davidhochstetler4068 Před 3 lety +2

      Scftyv i don’t think anyone disagrees many are killed unjustly. Many that they claim are killed unjustly have lots of info that changes the situation. But how does burning cities to the ground dk anything but make things worse for the communities?

  • @zestydude87
    @zestydude87 Před 9 lety +1288

    "Hows the traffic out there?" "Bad!!!" lmao

    • @NoahF98
      @NoahF98 Před 9 lety +3

      I don't get it.

    • @anthonyd.8734
      @anthonyd.8734 Před 4 lety +3

      I didn't get the joke as well? Am I missing something? I'm kinda slow with jokes! :(

    • @chunyinanimation
      @chunyinanimation Před 4 lety +10

      @@anthonyd.8734 Normally, reporters are supposed to give details and advices on traffic, but instead, she just gave one word. It is like reporting on weather, instead of giving numbers, you just say "temperature is pretty hot and humidity is a little wet"

    • @anthonyd.8734
      @anthonyd.8734 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chunyinanimation Thanks so much for explaining the joke to us. lol Yes, I know weather reporters are supposed to go into details. I just didn't get the joke. lol Like I said, I'm really slow when it comes to catching jokes! Hahaha and knowing Leslie Jone's character; they used her in the perfect scene! Hahaha She's soooooo funny! I'm gonna watch or again and this time absorb the entire script! Thanks again! ✌👍

    • @freakazoid4691
      @freakazoid4691 Před 4 lety +2

      @@anthonyd.8734 The Joke is they gave Leslie a line she could actually handle. :)

  • @EveCornwellChannel
    @EveCornwellChannel Před 9 lety +3638

    'now were're all on youtube forever' hi

    • @sensorymultimedia
      @sensorymultimedia Před 9 lety +45

      ***** well that escalated quickly

    • @Qermaq
      @Qermaq Před 9 lety +27

      *****
      Wow that's gotta win the ladies over every time.

    • @meeptron1
      @meeptron1 Před 9 lety +8

      ***** You two fucks discust me.

    • @meeptron1
      @meeptron1 Před 9 lety +4

      ***** Do you know any respect? Pathetic.

    • @meeptron1
      @meeptron1 Před 9 lety +3

      ***** Aint got time for your dumb ass

  • @thegreatcthulhu8049
    @thegreatcthulhu8049 Před 3 lety +534

    "Anyway, let's take a look at the traffic. How's the traffic today, Ollie?"
    "It's bad!"
    "Thanks Ollie."

  • @klatskyn
    @klatskyn Před 3 lety +534

    "I, Darrell Wilson, am the victim here!"
    Oh my God, that line gets funnier and funnier.

    • @jaredrivera9271
      @jaredrivera9271 Před 3 lety +31

      can i get some clarification as to why his name is bad?

    • @klatskyn
      @klatskyn Před 3 lety +92

      @@jaredrivera9271 The cop who shot Michael Brown, the incident that incited the riots, is called Darren Wilson.

    • @jaredrivera9271
      @jaredrivera9271 Před 2 lety +18

      @@klatskyn ohhh thanks

    • @Matt-xc6sp
      @Matt-xc6sp Před 2 lety +11

      Also James Franco is now also in trouble

    • @jaredrivera9271
      @jaredrivera9271 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Matt-xc6sp wait why what did he do?

  • @Bigdog5400
    @Bigdog5400 Před 4 lety +2546

    No one ever talks about how Trisha made it from Ferguson to Chicago in 7 minutes
    Edit: Yikes, I commented this almost 2 years ago while walking back from class. I had no idea so many people upvoted and replied XD glad so many enjoyed little comment lol

    • @teehee6916
      @teehee6916 Před 4 lety +10

      How did you know it was 7 minutes

    • @SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata
      @SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata Před 4 lety +11

      @@abrahamthebewildered1448 even a helicopter would take more than an hour to travel 250 miles

    • @beemnn4540
      @beemnn4540 Před 4 lety +9

      have you seen her legs ???

    • @crem-crem4070
      @crem-crem4070 Před 4 lety +68

      Do not understand a woman’s ability to escape an awkward situation

    • @Sammysan123
      @Sammysan123 Před 4 lety +13

      Someone lit a fire under her....I, I heard it as I said it >.>

  • @mamouilletten1562
    @mamouilletten1562 Před 3 lety +116

    4:10 The exact moment when Kenan breaks character and does his best to hide it is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @bubblegum8959
    @bubblegum8959 Před 3 lety +151

    I love how James started smiling after the audience's reaction

  • @mtjoy747
    @mtjoy747 Před 3 lety +225

    You can see why Kenan got a Golden Globe award, he stays in character.

  • @dutchsinse
    @dutchsinse Před 9 lety +2698

    As someone who grew up in Ferguson, moved to chesterfield, and lives in St. Louis now...
    THIS WAS FUNNY... and accurate to some extent.. the regular morning stuff the DAY AFTER the riots... was like a weird bizzaro world newscast!
    :)

    • @thexvlogs6516
      @thexvlogs6516 Před 5 lety +21

      Same. I live in Florissant and this hilarious

    • @thexvlogs6516
      @thexvlogs6516 Před 5 lety +38

      chuck wood see it’s comments like this that just bug me. You’re saying this as if 1. All black people ruin the countries they live in, and 2. Other races don’t.

    • @kiddalingur
      @kiddalingur Před 5 lety +34

      @chuck wood ""or white people except for made up shootings like sandy hook""
      Racist and Ignorant, can we go for trifecta & and add Inbreed ? Do you Fak you Family members as-well ?

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 5 lety +5

      I want a link to that awkward goodness.

    • @LilJay03
      @LilJay03 Před 5 lety +26

      London has riots like three times a year adn those are white people running around in Adidas track suits and ski masks. But yeah, those school shootings you mentioned are made up and the victims are all just playing dead.

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld Před 8 lety +1314

    I find Cecily hilarious in such a subtle way. For real, no impressions needed, her facial expressions are everything. She's way funnier in this kind of sketches instead in the Cincerella or the Oliver Twist ones when she plays an over the top character. She's really funny this subtle way.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron Před 4 lety +18

      Cecily as the straight woman is always a blessing.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron Před 4 lety +20

      That's uh... whoops. Heard it as I wrote it. Like, in contrast of funny woman, not her gender. Oh god...

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 Před 4 lety +6

      Okay, but the Oliver twist sketch is actually hilarious 😂

    • @AlanTuringWannabe
      @AlanTuringWannabe Před 4 lety +3

      She was trying not to break. I think that was the funniest part.

    • @theoutlook55
      @theoutlook55 Před 2 lety

      I don't know about those Cinderella and Oliver Twist sketches you're referring to, but I wouldn't exactly call her performance in this one subtle. It's fine though. Funny.

  • @wagnerfernandes1343
    @wagnerfernandes1343 Před 4 lety +119

    I really love the ability of SNL to touch a lot of sensitive subjects and still make everyone laugh.

  • @blazerocker1734
    @blazerocker1734 Před 3 lety +177

    Easily one of SNL's greatest cut-for-time sketches ever.

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 Před rokem +7

      This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen on SNL, and it was cut for time! And yet the jokes were so mellow and inoffensive too. This would have made it one of the safest skits to air!

    • @SweetEssie
      @SweetEssie Před rokem +2

      ​@@Creshex8I think it was probably offensive to the family of Michael Brown. Cringe worthy. I'm glad it didn't air but also glad it could be seen here.

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 Před rokem

      @@SweetEssie What about it being offensive to the officer Wilson? Wasn’t he the only innocent party in that whole fiasco (literally according to Obama’s justice department)? Michael Brown robbed a store while high and assaulted a cop. His stepfather told people to burn the city down… why do we prioritize their feelings exactly?

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I forgot this was cut-for-time, as Ive watched this many times over the past decade. I always figured it was a standout from the night, even though it didnt air.

  • @bboymantis
    @bboymantis Před 9 lety +4501

    Cecily Strong is gorgeous....there, I said it

    • @asuch874
      @asuch874 Před 9 lety +41

      bboymantis and the girl in the heli isn't...

    • @MikeFlamingo
      @MikeFlamingo Před 6 lety +152

      I totally agree. Def my SNL crush

    • @thepaperstaggering
      @thepaperstaggering Před 5 lety +30

      Yeah, in a weird sorta way. She is.

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e Před 5 lety +21

      @@DkraKom huge rack

    • @HotBrass-Lead
      @HotBrass-Lead Před 5 lety +20

      Infidel Punisher god no she isn’t

  • @ForkliftJoe
    @ForkliftJoe Před 9 lety +331

    Jenny: "Why don't we check on that traffic one more time! -- Tricia, is that the Chicago skyline???"
    Tricia: "HEELLLL YES! And I am NOT coming back!"

  • @charles0322mrsdani
    @charles0322mrsdani Před 3 lety +56

    Their facial expressions and voice fluctuations are just so perfect. It really looks natural

  • @jimmysmits2361
    @jimmysmits2361 Před 4 lety +67

    “Just stop talking egg man”🤣🤣🤣

  • @charleecharles9812
    @charleecharles9812 Před 8 lety +656

    Just stop talking egg man. AHAHA!!

  • @allnamesaretakenful
    @allnamesaretakenful Před 6 lety +103

    Seeing Jay Pharaoh, Sasheer Zamata, and Taran Killam at the end makes me miss them even more.

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify Před 3 lety +5

      Oh, wow, I didn’t even realize Taran and Jay left. Now I’m sad. :(

  • @happyplace123
    @happyplace123 Před 4 lety +248

    Can't imagine why they cut this unless they chickened out. It was so funny from beginning to end. He is so freakin hilarious in an thing he does. And she is underrated as a comic. Very very funny!

    • @Jmcinally94
      @Jmcinally94 Před 3 lety +31

      The crowd were in shock when the chef revealed his name and when he claimed he was the victim at the end of the sketch. I think given how they reacted, it might have seemed too soon so they decided not to go with it

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Jmcinally94 Sounds like the case, but it’s still a shit reason to cut it. This sketch had a lot of hard laughs per minute. Cut For Time sketches are typically too awkward, but this was genuinely good

    • @nicolaashamman6201
      @nicolaashamman6201 Před 2 lety +10

      Cut For Time sketches are scheduled to appear at the end of the show, but end up cut because other sketches run long enough that including it would cause the show to overrun.

    • @dalastdon2574
      @dalastdon2574 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nicolaashamman6201 And/or the musical guest decided to bring half an orchestra and want some crazy set decoration. A few minutes here or there and you end up with that awkward commercial break instead of a sketch before the finale.

    • @alvinanil6996
      @alvinanil6996 Před rokem +3

      Cut for time. Time.

  • @abdullahalmomtan800
    @abdullahalmomtan800 Před 4 lety +1566

    Leslie Jones had two lines and she was the funniest part lmfao

  • @sheriecherrybaby
    @sheriecherrybaby Před 9 lety +533

    Trisha reminds me of that weather guy from family guy 😂

    • @ShabbernigdoXingjian
      @ShabbernigdoXingjian Před 9 lety +39

      ollie williams lol

    • @pettypettywoodchuck2
      @pettypettywoodchuck2 Před 9 lety +12

      Because it is a rip-off.

    • @arturomillan
      @arturomillan Před 6 lety +2

      Snrub No, because she's b...

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 Před 6 lety +9

      And her name is Tricia as in Tricia Takanawa from family guy!!! Uncanny....

    • @BREDBOX
      @BREDBOX Před 6 lety +2

      gozzilla177 think he was talking about the black weather caster who yells the weather

  • @cupofteam
    @cupofteam Před 9 lety +2358

    Beautifully awkward. This is what SNL should be for. Shame it was cut for 'time'

  • @usmyen2567
    @usmyen2567 Před 3 lety +121

    Leslie can always get a laugh with just one word 😂

    • @michaelwilson6480
      @michaelwilson6480 Před 2 lety +2

      The epitome of "No small parts." Love her in the scene.

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I dont understand the Leslie hate. She may not be versatile, but she can get a big laugh with one word and a stern mug. I usually laughed when she was skits as her weird energy best countered the straight-parts. Akin to Chris Farley and Tracy Morgan.

  • @soolly357
    @soolly357 Před 5 lety +45

    The way she says "good god" is way too adorable 04:26

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite Před 9 lety +277

    I like that Franco and Keenan were the only ones brave enough to snicker at the "Darryl Wilson victim" line. Even the audience was too uptight to laugh at it.

    • @leexu2073
      @leexu2073 Před 2 lety

      The libtards

    • @alvinanil6996
      @alvinanil6996 Před rokem +11

      They snickered because of the reaction to that line.

  • @GenXeroFilms
    @GenXeroFilms Před 9 lety +506

    **grabs popcorn**
    **goes straight to comments section**

  • @colemoore5007
    @colemoore5007 Před 3 lety +35

    4:20-4:27
    James Franco is an inch from breaking, its so funny

  • @Nordikaventurier
    @Nordikaventurier Před 3 lety +12

    Keenan's "USE THE WHOLE DAMN EGG" is priceless !!

  • @bbearhug
    @bbearhug Před 5 lety +56

    "too late. You said it. And now we're all on CZcams forever." As I watch this on CZcams.

  • @2ndRatePetronius
    @2ndRatePetronius Před 9 lety +409

    Y'all should've left this in. This is the kind of thing SNL should be doing. #UseTheWholeDamnEgg

    • @TheSnoopy1750
      @TheSnoopy1750 Před 9 lety +16

      I agree. It's the funniest skit and they poked fun at how wrong the grand jury was.

    • @Unknownsnkn
      @Unknownsnkn Před 9 lety +6

      *****
      no, they didn't "poke fun at how wrong the grand jury was" thats your simple little biased mind doing that.

    • @proned2stoned
      @proned2stoned Před 9 lety +9

      TheMissouriRebel your simple mind doesn't seem to comprehend the fact they did and the grand jury was as wrong as the system that is set up for it.

    • @ToasteeCrunch
      @ToasteeCrunch Před 9 lety +4

      How the hell was the grand jury wrong. Did you actually even look at the evidence for the case or did you just ignore it all and pretend it didnt exist

    • @ploxxybb
      @ploxxybb Před 9 lety +2

      proned2stoned there is over 2000 pages of evidence, its ignorance like this that is wrong with the world. Please research before believing everything someone says. that comment made you look dumb.

  • @upncmnh11
    @upncmnh11 Před 4 lety +39

    The amount of times that i watched this sketch on and off and it makes me laugh still reminding me of those awkward tv moments that go wrong ...LOVE IT!

  • @callummoodley6311
    @callummoodley6311 Před 4 lety +33

    "Use the whole damn egg" keenan has the best delivery 😂

  • @garlicnaans5979
    @garlicnaans5979 Před 9 lety +171

    Cecily Strong looks so gorgeous !!! I love you lady !!

  • @markeith50
    @markeith50 Před 9 lety +92

    This is easily the funniest sketch I've seen on SNL in a loooooooooonng time. How did this not make air???
    Chef: ...to make it healthier, we are only going to use the egg whites..
    Kip: use the whole damn egg!!!
    ahahahahahaahahah!!!

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Před 4 lety +68

    This kind of reminds me of when SNL did that sketch for the Baltimore Orioles home game that had no fans because the city of Baltimore had riots and chaos going on.

    • @crunchynetto6979
      @crunchynetto6979 Před 3 lety +4

      The Kiss Cam is sponsored by *Kingsford Charcoal*
      *Kingsford, throw a Brick, start a FIRE*

  • @carissashley
    @carissashley Před 2 lety +6

    “Just stop talking, Egg Man.”
    Cecily 😂😂😂

  • @karenoconnor4180
    @karenoconnor4180 Před 4 lety +14

    “ Just stop talking Egg Man “ ..... priceless!! 😂

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Před 4 lety +21

    4:27, Cecily's reaction "Good God"

  • @LuaBloe
    @LuaBloe Před 4 lety +37

    I just love Leslie's 5 second appearances hahaha. Short but so good!!

  • @GaryIV
    @GaryIV Před 5 lety +47

    "We didn't start the fire!" 😂😂

  • @chainreaction1703
    @chainreaction1703 Před 4 lety +20

    "The whole damn egg Daryl." lmao

  • @genderfluidbitch862
    @genderfluidbitch862 Před 4 lety +573

    Can’t tell if this aged well or really badly.

    • @bonebag1961
      @bonebag1961 Před 3 lety +42

      Why not both?

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 Před 3 lety +5

      hahahaahah!

    • @worm489
      @worm489 Před 3 lety +24

      As an australian, i have no context for the skit, or how it might have aged :(

    • @sunofpeter2
      @sunofpeter2 Před 3 lety +36

      @@worm489 Ferguson erupted when a cop shot a black kid and killed him under the pretense of self defense, indo believe the kid was shot in the back.

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 Před 3 lety +17

      It aged like honey. It didn't.

  • @alphonzodavis6712
    @alphonzodavis6712 Před 4 lety +20

    Kenan trying not to laugh made this skit worth watching by itself!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewboyce9434
    @andrewboyce9434 Před 2 lety +9

    2:54 your goddamn right you are cecily

  • @aanddone4747
    @aanddone4747 Před 9 lety +38

    lol Jenny: "Stop talking eggman."

    • @MalcolmRandall
      @MalcolmRandall Před 9 lety +1

      A Adu I instinctively thought "Sonic" when she said that

  • @476233
    @476233 Před rokem +3

    The singalinalings… perfect timing and song 😂

  • @Toxic3610
    @Toxic3610 Před 4 lety +15

    “Use the whole Damn Egg!” 😂 🤣😂🤣

  • @poodtang2104
    @poodtang2104 Před 2 lety +5

    3:45 " And I am not coming back "

  • @jccoello
    @jccoello Před 9 lety +16

    4:02 That was hilariously awkward!

  • @1970boobear
    @1970boobear Před 6 lety +11

    Franco saying "Fri-Ta-Ta" lmao

  • @landonandvinceryan9034
    @landonandvinceryan9034 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Oh HOT GOD !!” -Kenan
    That moment got me😂🤣

  • @KingOfHarlots86
    @KingOfHarlots86 Před rokem +8

    😂😂 Cecily's facial expressions

  • @nodirbekmalikov2892
    @nodirbekmalikov2892 Před 8 lety +192

    use the whole damn eggg!

  • @parthick2055
    @parthick2055 Před 8 lety +90

    "Use the whole Damn Eggs!" :D

  • @jennhoff03
    @jennhoff03 Před 5 lety +15

    Honestly, the "cut for time" sketches are always the funniest!

  • @user-px6ic3gb5p
    @user-px6ic3gb5p Před rokem +3

    “ use the whole damn egg “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrSonicfan1997
    @MrSonicfan1997 Před 9 lety +152

    It's weird cuz Kenan still looks 18 after Kenan & Kel :/

  • @SirCrest
    @SirCrest Před 9 lety +450

    Probably the most I've laughed at something SNL in a long time.

    • @mansamusa9123
      @mansamusa9123 Před 9 lety +1

      Myself, I am at work building a website a needed some comic relief after a frustrated day and this just hit the right spot.

    • @hollyklarsen
      @hollyklarsen Před 9 lety +5

      Me too. That was a gut buster. I guess the more tragic the situation, the further we can feel in the other direction.

    • @canyouseemenow6220
      @canyouseemenow6220 Před 9 lety +10

      Bruh..When he said "use the whole damn egg" had my dead

    • @dancingcheeseproductions4127
      @dancingcheeseproductions4127 Před 9 lety

      I feel that SNL has been relying too much on camp humour lately.

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins Před 4 lety

      Taco Math, Earthquake News Report, Za, What's Wrong with This Picture, The Duel, Career Day (newest one), Close Encounter, Heroin AM, Rectix, Gift Wrap, Spelling Bee, Return Counter.
      Watch those and die of oxygen deprivation.

  • @NatoJacobs
    @NatoJacobs Před 4 lety +24

    I come back just for "use the whole damn egg"

  • @bubwal23xifan
    @bubwal23xifan Před 5 lety +8

    The awkwardness of this is absolutely comedy gold. This skit should've never been cut. Its amazing!

  • @Comicwriter232
    @Comicwriter232 Před 9 lety +11

    Damn. It takes a special sort of comedian to parody such a terrible situation AS it's happening AND do it so successfully. I laughed my ass off on this one. Good job.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut Před 9 lety +1135

    Damn, SNL was firing on all cylinders last night. I thought it was hilarious from top to bottom, and this sketch is no different.

  • @SemourKlitz
    @SemourKlitz Před rokem +5

    How did I miss this little SNL gem? Still funny 8 wonderful years later.

  • @sanfranciscoprofessor2577
    @sanfranciscoprofessor2577 Před 4 lety +10

    After I watched all night what's going on, this sketch even more healing to watch.

  • @Lesliedipasalegne
    @Lesliedipasalegne Před 6 lety +5

    I choked on my water when Keenan and Cecily walked backwards out of the room!!!!

  • @erinsavesdolphins
    @erinsavesdolphins Před 9 lety +579

    All I can say is... I live in St. Louis and I did chuckle at this. I don't think the intention was to bash anyone and honestly.... I think a lot of us here need a little comedic relief. I am in NO WAY saying that what happened and is happening is funny... it is all very serious. But we all poke fun at each other in life, and at situations. This actually improved my mood today. And no matter if you find it offensive or not, you have to admit that this is good comedic writing and performance.

    • @erinsavesdolphins
      @erinsavesdolphins Před 9 lety +54

      Oh and, the Black Keys ARE preforming here on December 9th, this is loosely modeled off an actual morning show on the Local CBS affiliate, "Great Day St. Louis", and there WAS a 5k holiday run here this past weekend. So at least they did their research...

    • @sdschlegs
      @sdschlegs Před 9 lety +7

      Erin, stay safe.

    • @erinsavesdolphins
      @erinsavesdolphins Před 9 lety +12

      sdschlegs
      I am not in any real danger in the area of St. Louis I live in.... its a very spread out city. But thank you!

    • @southrules
      @southrules Před 9 lety +16

      The "intention" was to parody the obvious, that the St Louis area's justice system is racist as shit.

    • @jonjohn7185
      @jonjohn7185 Před 9 lety +11

      oh guys shes from st louis and shes okay with it, im glad someone from st louis could verify it was okay, especially a white girl

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 Před 4 lety +16

    3:19 That's the literal representation of distancing yourself.

  • @DaJonFleming
    @DaJonFleming Před rokem +6

    When Kenan broke character at 4:10 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stompingliger
    @stompingliger Před 8 lety +54

    I'm having a very crappy day and you are saving at least some of it. Thank you, SNL!

  • @shawnnagel9313
    @shawnnagel9313 Před 8 lety +113

    The sing a ling a lings, good god

    • @juniorking6398
      @juniorking6398 Před 4 lety +4

      Shawn Nagel please explain?

    • @jason4275
      @jason4275 Před 4 lety +12

      @@juniorking6398 Ling Ling, its an Asian stereotype thing you not suppose to say.

    • @juniorking6398
      @juniorking6398 Před 4 lety +4

      jason4275 you’re a real one g thanks

  • @Purple_haze81000
    @Purple_haze81000 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Him saying “I, Darryl Wilson, am the victim here” would have me in tears 🤣😂🤣

  • @kennykleck
    @kennykleck Před 2 lety +2

    I get the reason to cut it.....but COME ON!! This is pure gold!

  • @abhishekrai007
    @abhishekrai007 Před 3 lety +4

    Trissa, How's the traffic out there?
    BAD!!!
    #LMAO😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thisisajang
    @thisisajang Před 5 lety +5

    Whoever wrote this sketch is a terrific genius.
    I salute you, SNL writers

  • @LACKNY
    @LACKNY Před rokem +16

    Love Cecily Strong!

  • @rileygabkcuf8798
    @rileygabkcuf8798 Před 4 lety +7

    I can’t believe this was cut this was absolute freaking gold

  • @MandyDollofDollLand
    @MandyDollofDollLand Před 5 lety +16

    It's wild watching this in 2019 because I remember things were really that tense back then.

    • @felixadugyamfi7652
      @felixadugyamfi7652 Před 4 lety

      MandyDoll back when? I’m not following what’s this about?

  • @jgs2277
    @jgs2277 Před 3 lety +4

    HOW in the world was THIS Cut For Time???? HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @SK-wh5zq
    @SK-wh5zq Před 2 lety +2

    "Use the whole damn egg" 🤣

  • @jayar7436
    @jayar7436 Před rokem +2

    “The most superior race in town… now why would you write that on my cue card?!” LMFAO