Dumb Video Game Logic
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
- Hey guys! This video probably took me the longest to make on this channel, since most of my stuff is like 1-2 mins long. Hope you enjoy!
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Author: Marcin Przybyłowicz
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Game: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Release year: 2014
Genre: OST
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lets open this chest in an ancient ruin unexplored for thousands of years, oh look some perfectly fine apples and bread
“Oh no! My beloved companion/family member/childhood friend has been slain by my arch nemesis!”
Meanwhile, you have a full stack of high-tier healing potions, stat-cleansing items, and revival items/spells, and have revived allies when they literally DIED en route to your current location.
WarBandit111
Curse you cutscene class magic!!!
Well to be fair sometimes they do take that into account. And I'm going to ignore any attempts to try to use the few examples where you can new game plus all your in-game healing items into a new game as you're not supposed to have access to that s*** yet! Honestly I think that's back in the old hay day where they tended forgotten should like that like you know around the time of Aerith Infamous shish kabob by Sephiroth when people are wondering why the fuk didn't the heroes use a Revive or Phoenix down, then future RPGs they went back to the KO status rather than dead to illustrate that the characters knocked out so those revived items are meant to get them back into the fight you know remove KO.... Even though Dragon Quest still uses the dead status! In people can get revived by priests so the only conclusion I have to come up with is the you some RPG terms like Wizardry and all that stuff where you can only be revived a certain amount of times and there's no guarantee that you won't just not be revived in your remains turn to dust.... Probably why those type of games never do that Narrative of all my loved one died why don't you just use these conveniences to revive them when I'm so rich
*Casts Revive on those that died trying to read the wall of text*
@@ChaosKnightMatthew Cast Remedy to cure the confusion effect your under making you confuse that as a "Wall of Text" (I guess anything that looks big and isn't divided even a single bit looks like a wall of text to some people.....Hey Buddy try making an actual reply rather then an annoying complaint wasting time on the OBVIOUS!! I think your the only one complaining! Do you swipe through comment sections "looking for any comments or replies that have some thumbs up and are long and not divided?"
@@paulman34340 Sorry if that seemed like an insult, I meant it as a joke as it talked about KO and dead chars in video games. I did read it all the way and was a fun read though I'd imagine some may just skim though instead of giving it a proper chance, and since that spike pit is over there next to it people would die trying to read the wall of text because they would miss out of the spike pit of doom. It is a fair point of course that game logic would prevent use of revival items if it benefits the plot gots as merciless as they are with storylines. Also Remedy wouldn't work anyways as the only status effect that I am cursed with is common logic and that sadly can't be cured as much as I tried to maintain it mysel-
*Autocast Confusion on self*
Ohhh... pretty birbs 🐦 :D lol
few more things:
-*killed a rat* drops 2hand sword
-weapons just "cling" to the body
-bag sizes and what's inside
-mana classes just drinking and drinking and drinking....
And drinking and drinking and drinking........and drinking and even more drinking, than some more drinking. Did I forget to mention how much drinking goes on........
Bladder if infinite holding. You noticce noone ever pees themselves midbattle or anything like that?
@@kevynhansyn2902 i'm playing a mage in WoW, and i guess my bladder is a weapon already xD
Beds in the overworld:
Beds in the Nether: Haha TNT go brrr
Don’t forget the end
Bro some guy why are you in every comment section lmao
Dude where's your damn Mustache
ITS HIMMM
Literally stealth killed a dude and his buddy just thought it was just the wind.
Ghost recon basically
@@therealboi3454 don't you also mean Skyrim
@@lorddelta10 why not both and way more
When you destroy a boss but the cutscene shows that you almost lost
Yeah like wtf? One second ago I had the boss at literally 0hp and when I lay the final blow the cutscene plays and now I'm being thrown into a wall or some shit🤣
Me: Takes explosive damage and lose a leg
Medkit: Heals arm, automaticaly heals every wound
And his leg is still gone
He caught my attention when he said Ryan higa
Same
I remember when he was funny. That was until he started that "podcast" format and less skits over a year ago.
@@kevynhansyn2902 he is still funny. It's just that his squad faded away after sean left.
Yup always "hey go explore these ancient ruins and find a fresh cheese wheel and somehow later new quest items will pop up in there despite you having explored every nook and cranny, and also when the DLC drops the first dungeon will magically have a doorway to an even more ancient arena where magically it's filled with modern gladiators who have been fighting there the whole time"
Ikr it’s like “ we have 20 dungeons but let’s put in 19 quests that lead to the first dungeon”
Playing Skyrim as I watch this
But Skyrim belongs to the nords lol
@@Allantitan no it belongs to the Imperials
A unique weapon that has an ancient background?
*I'll give you 500 gold.*
Erlderscrols 💯
What's that? A robe that reduces destruction and restoration magic use by 50%? I'll gIvE yA 170 golD foR iT
Yeah sure, I'll buy 12 iron daggers you looted off our guards just outside.
@@MasterofGames-xw5br even better, "sure I'll buy the gold and silver rings you just stole from my house"
"Huh, that ring looks oddly familiar."
I've been seeing RPGs lately where weak enemies run away from you if you're too strong
Is it bdo?
@@AdhityaFei ?
Theres actually an rpg where the monsters flee when they see you are mich stronger than them
if i remember correctly in BDO they will leave you alone
@@aerbon BDO?
@@woods93bullet44 black desert online
When the gap in the wall is big enough for your character to fit but you cant pass the wall until you pull a leaver or something
Love this!! 😂 always make me laugh. My fav is when you get hurt and give it a couple seconds and your healed
Just a flesh wound
"Never should've come here!"
Hmm... Sounds like someone've been playing Skyrim
Oh no I can't preform **simple action** until level 5.
if you knew how hard it was to get a ai to preform those tasks you would be happy that the game at lest works
I’ve stopped questioning logic in games a long time ago
This is my new favorite CZcamsr!!! 😭🤣
Skyrim dungeons filled with undead: Better keep these torches lit
This is SPECIFICALLY projected at Valve and Bethesda and I could not agree more.
Game: Shows visible defense much higher than an incoming attack.
Also game: It will deal at least 1 point of damage.
Absolutely loved this! Gonna go check if your other videos are this good!
I want that bed logic in real life. That and being able to stay asleep for a straight 6 to 8 hours would be nice.
Don't forget the classic ones.
1. Four or five party members packed onto the leaders back when in the overworld so only he or she is visable.
2. When a party member dies or is swoon is put in the same 255x255 item backpack then thrown out when battle starts then put back in when the fight is over if not revived.
3. Ripping out hearts from mobs and finding mummified hearts in jars to restore your own life.
(Sorry for double posts, two separate topics lol)
Literally having an all out war with a bunch of guards in one area of the game, move on to the next area of the and seeing the next set of guards walking around like there wasn't just a shootout war happening on the other side 🤣
Is dying:
Raccoon pillow:this is fine
Companion in mmo rpg: we are the first outsiders to step foot in these lands.
The six other parties farming exp: 🤫
I lost it at the zombie part 😂😂😂
Crates. Crates everywhere. You can't jump over them. You can't move them. You can't break them open. They are a permanent fixture of the landscape, defying our every efforts to interact or just make it to the next section. The simple wooden crate is MY contribution to stupid video game logic.
This has such early days youtube energy to it
Love the vids man 🤟🏽
There pretty good
Exploding gas stations don't attract hordes but forklifts do.
Now Ryan Higa's quit yt and gone to twitch, I'm looking forward to watching his successor grow :D
Lmaooooo this was so good
NPC: I'll meet you there
Me: Runs way ahead/uses a very fast horse or car/literally teleporting
NPC: Oh hi what took you so long now to continue the quest
That Skyrim one was so true tho😂😂😂
I feel like I just watched an entire playthrough of skyrim after this video.
2:00 that's why I like bdo they won't attack u if u are to high for the area unless u attack them
Adam: * Gets In Bed*
*You May Not Rest There Are Monsters Nearby*
finding lore/plot points just anywhere.
3:28 back 4 blood : im a joke to you ?
The last one is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The tomb raider one😂😂😂
Adamsheey is amazing
How in cut scenes the NPCs are bad ass but actual gameplay they do .5 damage
2:33 minecraft: hahaha go kaboom
Lay in bed to get some rest, its suddenly morning before you can close eyes
1:20
The background picture is from inside riften. Chickens don't spawn in riften.
What's that sword? Looks awesome! Reminds me of Saya's sword from Blood+.
Good eyes.
Blacking out when you touch the water
One-shot a guy in Skyrim in the middle of the road in broad daylight but it’s fine cause I was crouching. Stood up after looting and the courier handed me a note over his dead body saying I was in his inheritance
In GTA4 you used to be able to shoot up an entire street and kill hundreds of people and blow up cars right infront of the hotdog stand
Man working the hotdog stand: *happily sells you a hotdog*
They call me a vampire instead even though I’m not in my vampire mode
NO GAMES, STUDY TO BECOME THE DOCTOR
2:00 In games like earthbound, Xenoblade and bravely default 2, enemies dont attack you if youre considerably stronger than them!
So outside of the zombies, that is pretty much just assassin's creed just replace the bed with a simple medicine
3:09 #5. How did this get here
Yeah, like when you're going through an Ancient Nordic Tomb that's been sealed since the 1st Era, thousands of years ago...yet there's a book that covers events that happened during the 3rd era only 200 years ago.
Oh you just got 91 hp points dropped from fighting a magic skeleton? Eat a piece of pie to undo the damage
You forgot when eating food magically makes you feel better.
Person 1954 but it does
The only game that I can say that has healed me while sleeping was fallout.
Bruh that's true any NPC enemy WILL just fight you even if you are max level
I like this chan chan
lol I relate to that last one
Everything in mortal kombat
I just noticed, we have the same white ikea bed 🌚
Or freshly lit torches inside ancient sealed dungeons. lmao. These are funny.
i tried to watch this before it uploaded but that failed and anyone else notice how there is like random things that somehow stop you from moving? like it will be just a bump in the ground and the next thing you know you can't move and are stuck like this. even if it's the tiniest bump.
Let’s be honest, we don’t accidentally kill the chicken. It’s like the first thing we do.
Pidgy cannot fly unless it learns the move fly. Syther cannot cut unless it learns the move cut.
You forgot the horror gaming logic lol 😂
Had one, but this is probably covered in another video.
Shotgun ranges are inconsistent.
me breaks every bone in my body also me eats some meat im fine
What about when you shoot an enemy and the projectile goes straight through it and does absolutely zero damage
Well, least I know I wasn't the only one that killed the chicken in Riverwood xD... I killed one on the way to Bleak Falls Barrow and then went to Whiterun after. When I went back to Riverwood to return the claw, townspeople started attacking me over that chicken. x.x
Yeah the last of us haha the zombies completely ignore your partner hahaha
Low quality vid .......it’s perfect
I hate it when I play the game and characters like me because impossibilities are not immersive
The worst gaming logic is your trigger discipline lol
Nice plushy on the bed
Instant Crafting and Eating.
Yeah, you know the games. I don't need to say one of them to know this is so wide spread across all the other games.
DAD IS THAT YOU?
Oh shit this is all Skyrim
Mines probably in Skyrim where the NPC guard kills bystandards by unknown reason and i was there in the area and he charged me for his crimes like wtf?
Fallout but I love it
I really want to know what kind of glasses this guy has. What brand? I kinda need a new pair and like these.
Jumping from 1 foot high in real life: "meh"
Jumping from 1 foot high in video games: *Jumps off of space station* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *dies* (Note: I typed this all on phone, it was a pain).
Cars and vehicles explode if you shoot it. Even if you only shoot the mirror, it will explode.
Cod healing factor
1:57 more like:,, never should have come here,,
How about wooden doors and structures that are completely immune to grenades, rocket launchers and miniaturized nuclear warheads.
Adamsheey, my content is inspired by you🤣😂
A mix of ProZD and.... Ryan Higa I guess
To #5, hey why does the box have caster wheels on it...
ah yes
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It's not bad game logic.
It's bad game developing.
Only in undertale the 3 one never happens if u go murder ending
Good game