Sorry Mike Johnson
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- čas přidán 16. 04. 2024
- Oooooooo, you’re screwed for real.
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Get GREEN OUT. SHE IS DANGEROUS.
She is a dangerous right wing extremist. But the sad thing is: she is representative of a significant portion of the US population. And that is scary.
She's a republican in Georgia. Last election she got 65% of the vote.
She'd have to face a primary challenge
They got rid of George Santos, they can get rid of MTC.
@@walstib57they got him out for committing a bunch of crimes. She hasn’t technically done anything illegal. She’s just a major dumbass
@@walstib57 i believe they need her 'expertise'.
and before we start cracking jokes about her smarts, she's been one of their most dirtier mouths for a while now... that's her role, not to make laws
It's crazy how obsessed they are with helping Putin. And how we don't enforce laws against treason.
Moscow mTG.
Whatever happened to the Good Ol' Party? It has become the Fool Losers' Obituary Party.
It's basically an open season in America for treason and the GOP are cashing in.
@@user-kb3ry9eq1j Putin's simp took it over
Putin is better at chess / the political game than everyone in the Republican party combined. They are getting played by the player.
There's what? 330 million Americans, and he's got to worry about just 1 of them? That's some hardcore commitment to the minority rule bit 👏 👏
It's not just America. It's all of the life on Earth. According to Genesis he created the entire universe, 93 billion light years in diameter. That's gotta be a huge load. Mike Johnson claims to base his entire world view on that same Bible. That might be the most arrogant lie I've ever heard.
Mike Johnson= Handmaid's Tale is REAL 😅😅😅
Too short! Release a longer version please!
🎶 I'm sorry Mike Johnson (uh), I am for real 🎶🎶🎶
Now you'd think that Mike Johnson getting ousted would be good for Kevin McCarthy's legacy, but then you realize that being the shortest serving speaker was the only thing he had left that people would remember him for.
I love the writers and all the talent behind this show!
Truth
..."by the scrote".....😂😂😂😂
Its not "aid". Its part of the agreement made in 1994 (Budapest memorandum) where Ukraine gave up its nukes in return for security guarantees from US and EU states as well as Russia ironically..
Exactly. But wanting Americans to know history outside of their own country is too much apparently.
@@marial870 Seems like having some decency and civility is too much for YOU
@marial870 Outside our country? Republicans don't want anyone to know our own country's history if it were up to them. Republican attacks on education that started under Reagan, have been more focused on rewriting history and how it is taught this century. Reading,writing, and math really can't be changed, but what and how history is taught can be. How do Republicans think screwing with education is good for the country. Unless they think a less educated voter will be a republican voter. Maybe. But I bet more people with functioning brains defy republican attempts to make them stupid because they don't want to be stupid. And they won't forget which party preferred them stupid. The greatest irony about this is that some highly educated Republicans in the past set the party on this path towards less educated citizens.
@@pattyayers 😂
the facial similarity of Mike Johnson and Stephen Colbert...... sorry stephen, i cant hold my laugh, hahahahah!
They have to use this in some way. It's a waste if they don't.
He already did on the first episode after Mike Johnson was elected speaker.
This was addressed in one of his monologues. 😂😂
They must use the same brand of stage makeup. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Exactly what I was expecting by that title.
LoL
"Treachery is the way of the Sith"
--- STAR WARS Ep. 3
An American who puts party before country is no American at all...
An American who puts party before country is "a Republican."
Hey Mike. I thought Jesus was supposed to have your back.
It's not Jesus, it was never Jesus.
Orange Jesus has only his back. He uses other's backs as rugs.
Anyone who monitors Porn Aps with their kid isn't a true Jesus follower.
Johnson is worse than McCarthy, and I didn't think that that was possible!
And we may get someone even worse than Johnson if he goes!
@@freya8133 "The devil you know, or the devil you don't know--which one will it be?"
Having seen what Johnson plans, and what it takes to knock him back, I'm not too worried about him... however, every MAGA lunatic in Congress will run him over like a soggy dishrag. He's got no backbone.
I hope he gets fired. I love to see the MAGA party with no real leadership. Idiots!
they haven't had real leadership in what 8+ years
They're total and utter idiots, absolutely!
Moscow Marge exact goal, to stop the House of Congress from functioning
He isn’t MAGA if he goes against Trump
Idiots? You're too kind.
Yes, the GQP is a total train wreck, but the last thing we need right now is a House with no Speaker. That would be playing right into Putin's game plan. The last CR expires in October, then the election is in November, then the new House gets in the first week of January. The Democrats should tell him we'll save your ass, IF...
I'd put that IF in bold, size 36 font if I could.
... IF you help us out with a few things here.
I hope the Democrats get a supermajority in both chambers of Congress and Joe beats pumpkinhead with 100M votes to trump's 60M votes. trump** gets convicted in this trial, goes down hard three more times and then goes to prison for a year before dying so we don't have to pay for his security detail anymore. Bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana.
Oh FFS now that song's going to be in my head for the next couple of days :D
hahahahaha. I love your writers.
This song made my face hurt. I'll need some serious wally world plastic surgery; to get this smile off my face.
I don't think MAGA Mike is going to be speaker of the House for much longer, let's hope that he's replaced by Hakeem Jeffreys.
That's not likely.
Hilarious & on point!
It's after 1050, where's my monologue Stephen? I've got an appointment in the morning. We don't have all night.
Right!! Where is it lol!!?
Whoever mixes with the chicken food,
gets eaten by the chickens 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!
perfect.. loved the cats 😻
Speaker Hakeem 🎉
He had a visit from Ronald Reagan's Ghost!😂 Scared him. 🎉
This hit haaaaard
Mike Johnson, MTG is NOT your friend. Grow a pair!
EMMY incoming!
Do it Moscow Marjorie oust Mike Johnson.
Ahhhhh bless his heart
Very well done cover, and with the music video. 😂😂
Hello Mcouey, how are you?
This is gold
0:47 oooooo 🤣
Maybe the real reason is that they look at Mike Johnson's face and keep seeing Stephen Colbert.
Please make a longer version... this song is great 😂
What Song ?! This is typical Rap Garbage
@@jollyjoker888 rude.
Oh, Long Johnson. Not that long it turns out.
Oh Don(ald) Piaaaaaano...
Kitties! 😁
Stephenis the perfect person to do a Mike Johnson impression, they look so similar. Would love to see him take a crack at it😂
Their looks are similar...the problem is Johnson doesn't have any weird vocal sounds, ticks, quirks, etc. that lend themselves to parody. I hate to say it, but as crazy as he is, he actually looks and sounds blandly unremarkable. He's just not good material for physical comedy.😕
Remember the days of Ali and Elvis when the rest of the world didn't think of America without laughing?
I Sure Do !
Stephen! Pay your dang writers MORE mony....This post is too dang FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣...
😀😀😀 How I wish he could find hear you😀😀😂
Hello Virginia, how are you? Hope you had a restful night?
@@franklingonzal , Thank you for your concern. v
@@virginiatyree6705 How are you and how's your day going over there?
🎶 I’m sorry Mike Johnson, to Trump you kneel🎶🤣
MTG wants to block U.S. aid to Ukraine? Hmmm, maybe she is secretly working for Putin. Or, not so secret....seems kinda obvious...but why would she do that? Weird. But she's been nothing but weird all along.
Everyone knows (she's never tried to hide it) that MTG is infatuated with Trump. She would do ANYTHING for him. So blocking aid to Ukraine is a simple thing for this Nazi sympathizing White Supremacist, she wouldn't even lose any sleep over it!
They call her Moscow Marge for a reason.
"Sorry, Mike Johnson" was awesome.
The. Best.
Love the music ❤
Excellent!
The GOP is imploding as we speak,yet millions will continue to vote for their candidates. WHY???
I think there's something in the water in red states. Microplastics, probably.
Ignorance, pure ignorance.
@@dceplay 🎯🎯🎯🤣
don't see the problem they have most US contributions go to military aid, including weapons and equipment made by American defense contractors who employ communities across the country. When the United States spends money to purchase military equipment as part of an international aid package, the materiel may go overseas, but the money and jobs stay in America.
I’m for real 😂😂!!
Brilliant!
My cat concurs
🐱
I’m sorry Ms Jackson. Oh wait, ha ha ha 😆 Mike Johnson
Green is certifible
He'll be just a footnote in history.
This is a free country...that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.
The monster mike is part of is coming to get him 😂
He should be the one saying "
'Sorry' !!!!
Hahahaa perfect!!! Lol 🤣😆😅
Listen to the animals, they know what's going on.
While they're firing him, why don't they also fire themselves by resigning?
Mike Johnson, Scrote.... Checks out.👍
I LOVE John Lithgow!
BRILLIANT!
That will be be stuck in my head till Dark Brandon wins in November 🎉
That was a really good andrea3000 impersonator, sounded just like him. Was that a real person or AI?
Haven't thought about that song in forever
Just incredible, more parodies using songs I actually know and like!
What's the original song?
nvm I got it
I don’t want to kick someone when he’s down, but I always thought Mike Johnson resembled George McFly.
But doesn't have his charming personality.
They voted like a flock of headless chickens last time they had to choose a speaker. Why would they want to go through all that again?
At least he has a late night show to fall back on.
Brilliant.
I want the job where I get to make these fun videos too lol these guys rock !
I know, right? But I don't do well with deadlines..😬
Happy Wacky Wednesday! 😊
It was only a matter of time.
A short period of time.
*Mike Johnson looks directly into camera*
foreva?
Foreva eva? ForEVA EVA?
Bravo Guys!¡! 😅✌️
0:27 Stormy Daniels had to pay Donald Gump to stay away from her 😂
Isn't "Mike Johnson" one of the clones in Futurama that was running for President of Earth but lost to Nixon?
trumpy~putz!
MTG: Queen of the Karens!
Where is the rest of the videos???? I need my morning update!
I would prefer a Mike Johnson that needs to really negotiate with Democrats for keeping his speakership position
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dear Stevie and all ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
FMTG!
By the scrote lol
y'know, as much as i utterly DESPISE Greene... i don't feel the least bit sorry for him
Except that we just may get someone even worse!
Loved it
😂🤣
😂😂😂
Ayyyyyye 🔥
They do know they are supposed to work together to solve issues right?!?! Screw MTG!!
Simple solution; let MTG oust Johnson and then elect her to be the new speaker. Immediately oust her from the role and re-elect Johnson.
Bravo 🙌 can’t mgtbd be ousted 🙏
It's a nut case circus thanks to the showboating extremest that want to make noise instead of actual congress work
lol great song remake.
Completely based. This is an amazing parody!
They're probably just mad because his face reminds them of Stephen Colbert.