GOP’s Impeachment Is DOA | Keep Jimmy Kimmel’s Name Out Of Your Mouth | Biden’s Young Style

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  • The House GOP’s impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas died in the Senate today, Stephen Colbert won’t tolerate abuse of his “Strike Force Five” teammate Jimmy Kimmel, and President Biden is using fashion to shave a few years off his look. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @marksnow7569
    @marksnow7569 Před 13 dny +668

    Speaker Johnson at 2:25 _"I spent hours with the President on Friday; he's 100% with me"._
    That should mean he spent hours with President Biden. If he actually meant hours with Donald Trump, referring to him as "President Trump" would have been borderline acceptable, but to call him "the President" is not.

    • @ElizabethSpringmeier
      @ElizabethSpringmeier Před 13 dny

      Seriously these maggots need to stop referring to dumpy trumpy as president...he never was presidential

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 Před 13 dny

      you know republicans can't tell time
      They still think its the 1800's over in Arizona
      They're hoping to gain statehood soon so they can impeach biden

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 Před 13 dny

      You seem to forget that none of these people recognize Biden as the true president, which is why I don't think that was a slip-up. He really does mean the President. Also, that "president" was asked directly if he would "protect Mike Johnson", and his reply was "we'll see what happens"... on brand!! These people are idiots for still thinking that he cares about them.

    • @MusicfromMarrs
      @MusicfromMarrs Před 13 dny +38

      Agreed, but it’s a play to the far right, to keep their support. He knows he’s lost Marj and Massey.

    • @andrewkohler9730
      @andrewkohler9730 Před 13 dny

      He is, like all Republicans today, wholly unfit to hold his office.

  • @exilhamburger4802
    @exilhamburger4802 Před 13 dny +377

    When one compares Dr.Biden and Melania Trump in terms of style/look/fashion sense, there is a slight problem for the former first lady!
    She never looked comfortable/happy to be there, while Dr. Biden exudes positive energy in bounds!
    No amount of stylish clothes or form fitting attire can help overcome that difference!

    • @camelshit446
      @camelshit446 Před 13 dny +34

      Exactly.

    • @PatsySelf-cj6fj
      @PatsySelf-cj6fj Před 13 dny

      Malania was the worst First Lady in the History of this great Country just like her husband was the worst President we ever had.

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Před 13 dny +45

      Imagine being married to trump. You'd always look uncomfortable and unhappy too.

    • @Yve55
      @Yve55 Před 13 dny +26

      Moronia trump wears clothes?🤔

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 Před 13 dny +44

      Happiness is the truest form of beauty, and Jill has that in spades!!! ❤

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 Před 13 dny +393

    Thank you President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris for doing a great job for all Americans!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny

      I'll vote for whomever opposes the clear and present danger of the Tr*mp.

    • @neardeathinsights-intervie6574
      @neardeathinsights-intervie6574 Před 13 dny

      If Biden authorizes the banning of Tiktok and continues to send weapons to Israel against the Palestinian people, he is going to lose thousands of votes, especially Gen Z and millennials.

    • @travisp224
      @travisp224 Před 13 dny +10

      right on!

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 Před 13 dny

      Rfk 2024

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se Před 13 dny

      no thanks, Biden is a war criminal and just as bad as Trump

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 Před 13 dny +504

    "Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like the way to describe those that support 45, rather than those that are opposed to him.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny +76

      It's always meant that to me.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 13 dny +75

      Exactly. More projection trying to normalize *their* psychological issues.

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 Před 13 dny

      I said the only people that have TDS is trump and his minions,they stormed the capitol for him, willing to commit acts of violence for him, and willing to go go bankrupt donating or buying whatever he's selling.. Not to mention they'll believe anything he tells without questioning it first.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 13 dny +1

      the uneducated are trying to use beer-hall rhetoric to flip the narrative on us. It's not going to work.

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress Před 13 dny +40

      1. that's true
      2. but i always read TDS as The Daily Show & that makes their comments hilarious

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys Před 13 dny +270

    Don’t see how a guy that wears the same suit everyday could be considered a “style icon”.

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 Před 13 dny +52

      No it's the diaper revealing tennis shorts that are truly iconic !😊

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 Před 13 dny

      But what about the whole Tang thing?
      The white ears?
      The white around his eyes?
      The flip-top ginger hairdo?
      The bulging diaper bumps?
      The reportedly pungent scent?
      The sheer syphilitic aura alone?

    • @justjane2070
      @justjane2070 Před 13 dny +31

      Watch the latest “Lincoln Project” with Trump’s style 😂😂😂😂

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 Před 13 dny +16

      @@justjane2070 yes just saw it - Lincoln Project nails it again !

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před 13 dny +5

      Maybe in the sense that icons don't change.

  • @ds7675
    @ds7675 Před 13 dny +914

    The impeachment 😂 of Mayorkas reminds me of Giuliani saying, “We’ve got lots of theories but no evidence.”

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 Před 13 dny +57

      Yet 49 GOP Senators voted to have a trial on no charges. Lol.

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 Před 13 dny +1

      And they did it after finding no evidence for impeachment of Biden.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 13 dny +26

      Mitch did the same thing!

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Před 13 dny +1

      Except they don’t even have a theory here. They’re not making unsupported claims like “Mayorkas is taking bribes from migrant caravans!” They’re saying “I don’t like the way he does the job, which makes it a high crime.”

    • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
      @user-kb9cu4rl9z Před 13 dny +1

      The Repubs write and agree on a border policy, then vote down their own policy so Mayorcas has no funding or resources to deal with the border. And then they want to impeach him. Quite an elaborate setup. Geezus. They waste all of our tax dollars on complete nonsense.

  • @kennethnash598
    @kennethnash598 Před 13 dny +285

    "For what CRIME are you impeaching Mayorkas." "We don't like him" "That is not a CRIME." "Case dismissed."

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před 13 dny

      GQP: what are you prosecuting the former president for?
      Not the Dems or Biden, the criminal justice system actually: lots of things with tons of evidence. What are you prosecuting Biden for?
      GQP: reasons...

    • @brianclark9110
      @brianclark9110 Před 13 dny

      10,000,000 illegals and counting...good job Mayorkas and Harris...did she find the "root cause" yet?

    • @tjewett1967
      @tjewett1967 Před 13 dny

      His crime was not enforcing a Border Bill they refuse to vote on.

    • @glennleatherwood4552
      @glennleatherwood4552 Před 13 dny

      Unless you're Donald Trump, and then everything is a crime

    • @jjfalarka8837
      @jjfalarka8837 Před 13 dny +2

      he will fall soon

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 13 dny +214

    It's even better when you consider Dingus Con's Troth Sensual post was mocking Kimmel for his poor reading of the "Picture of the Year" category at the Oscars, forgetting that 1) There is no "Picture of the Year" category, 2) Kimmel was the host, not a presenter who reads the winners, and 3) It was Al Pacino, not Kimmel, who read the Best Picture winner.
    So MAGAhats, what was that about Biden and cognitive dissonance?

    • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 Před 13 dny +30

      Excellent!!👏👏👏👏

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- Před 13 dny

      They’ll just pretend it was purposely dismissive. They are so lost in their delusion that this guy is some kind of savior for them… they completely forget that he literally accomplished nothing in office with the exception of muddying up SCOTUS. If he had built that wall for them, would we have this immigration crisis? If he had actually cared about their pocketbooks, would that payroll tax deduction have been temporary? They literally learn nothing about actual policy then cry that the responsible President we have now isn’t going to compromise American democracy to please them.

    • @camelshit446
      @camelshit446 Před 13 dny +13

      Yep! Exactly.

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 Před 13 dny +25

      Also, the mandatory line is not "and the winner is" but "and the Oscar goes to". But yes, he's a total genius.... WHALE!!! 🤣

    • @jimwilliams3816
      @jimwilliams3816 Před 11 dny +3

      “I’m orange rubber, and you’re glue, every trait I know I have, I claim is really you!” -DJT

  • @johnbarlow1428
    @johnbarlow1428 Před 13 dny +108

    “I spent hours with the president “ Huh! With Biden? What is it with the US who use these inappropriate titles? He’s an ex president! Never understood this.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny

      Tr*mpists never know when one of Tr*mpie the Pander Bear's minions might be listening, so they pay lip-service any time they mention the Biggest Loser. It's their way of kissing the ring.

    • @fabigrossi2976
      @fabigrossi2976 Před 13 dny +13

      There are countless things we outside America don't understand. Now even less than ever before.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 Před 13 dny +14

      @@fabigrossi2976no we don’t understand in the US either, other than that trump supporters are delusional.

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Před 13 dny +12

      Disgraced ex president trump

    • @RJM56
      @RJM56 Před 13 dny +1

      ​​@@marcosolo6491we make exceptions for teams from The Great White in these "national" leagues when they win these "world" championships. Oh 🇨🇦.

  • @pamelachristie5570
    @pamelachristie5570 Před 13 dny +196

    Mayorkas should sue the Republicans for bringing such a frivolous suit against him, and for costing taxpayers the amount of those clowns' salaries for the time they allotted to his impeachment proceedings.

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Před 13 dny

      Yea but an impeachment is not a criminal trial, so it wasn't a lawsuit against him
      I really fear for this country when people don't know the difference between a lawsuit and an impeachment after following 4 years of nothing but impeachment news

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Před 13 dny

      Agreed! The GOP needs to refund all the money used to set up and pretend execute this fake impeachment. Every one of their GOP senators who went in on this stupidity needs to refund the amount of money commensurate with the time they spent on this fiasco.
      Making them stand facing the corner for 20 minutes is another option.

    • @onthelake9554
      @onthelake9554 Před 12 dny

      You have to be kidding . They perjured him like 5 times . He's a joke .

    • @keithblevins484
      @keithblevins484 Před 12 dny +6

      @@onthelake9554 Just because he gave answers that don't comply with reality as it is understood by MAGA doesn't mean he perjured himself. MAGA lives in an alternate reality where alternate facts rule.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 12 dny +3

      Yep. 435 people X $175,000 each/yr X hundreds of wasted hours = A LOT OF WASTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY!

  • @katreades-kt8jv
    @katreades-kt8jv Před 13 dny +18

    So grateful to all of you on the Colbert show!
    My mental health would be in the toilet if it weren’t for your wit and truthiness!❤😂

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Před 13 dny +1568

    Stephen Miller. Seriously. How does he still exist on the public stage? So many of Trump’s stooges are straight out of a Dick Tracy cartoon.

    • @stephenbingham5935
      @stephenbingham5935 Před 13 dny +80

      Flat Earth Top.

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 Před 13 dny

      Little Miller is an evil, evil man👿

    • @TheNzFox
      @TheNzFox Před 13 dny +93

      because he is willing to yell lies about anything. They need that, because then they can repeat his lies as 'some people are saying'

    • @suzannarobinson4726
      @suzannarobinson4726 Před 13 dny +120

      Roger stone, etc they all look like villians from central casting!

    • @dariovictor6409
      @dariovictor6409 Před 13 dny

      He’ll be part of the administration pulling the strings on a second DJT dictatorship 😳.

  • @patrickmaline4258
    @patrickmaline4258 Před 13 dny +338

    where are those children that were “lost” while in federal custody because of miller’s border policies enacted by tfg?

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Před 13 dny +47

      Good point, although the children are not lost, their parents are the ones who are missing. It is really hard for 18 month old children to tell their captors who their parents are. The parents? They have already been deported.

    • @apathybronson
      @apathybronson Před 13 dny

      Still not with their parents. Weird that the Biden admin just dropped that shit. It's like latino refugees don't matter actually

    • @ernestgalvan9037
      @ernestgalvan9037 Před 13 dny +20

      @@froglady7491..actually, children were ‘lost’, as in “we cannot at the moment identify which facility certain infants are. We are diligently investigating this matter.”
      And remember, anyone under 18 years old was considered a ‘minor’ and housed in different facilities,
      And yes, they were housed in cages (chain-link enclosures).
      And yes, older children took care of their younger siblings (one eight-year-old was caring for her one-year-old brother)
      And yes, many children could tell exactly who their parents/relatives were
      And yes, many children were able to provide contact information for relatives living in the US.
      And yes, parents at times could not ‘find’ their children in the ‘system.
      And yes, this was horrific
      And yes, Biden chose to continue this situation
      And yes, Melanie ‘visited’ a facility at the boarder
      And yes, her coat said “I don’t give care”

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny +24

      @@ernestgalvan9037 Her military-style jacket had the words "I really don't care... do you?" on the back in what looked like graffiti. Tone deaf to the end, but I can blame her for making the choices she made. Chain immigrant.

    • @Sam-sz6qq
      @Sam-sz6qq Před 13 dny

      ​@@ernestgalvan9037....no Biden DID NOT keep the child separation policy. going...were immigrants still keep in "cages"... yep but no separating the child from the aren't anymore

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb Před 13 dny +58

    Did anyone catch the Lincoln Project’s spoof on the clown Republicans walking those articles of impeachment over to the Senate? It’s hilarious, and totally spot on! Great laugh! 🎯

    • @tamzinbrown9384
      @tamzinbrown9384 Před 13 dny +4

      YES!! Spot on!!

    • @JanetCarlson-zm5ng
      @JanetCarlson-zm5ng Před 13 dny +3

      They forgot the casket they look like they should be carrying. And it was DOA anyway. 😂😅😂😅

    • @bhays05
      @bhays05 Před 12 dny

      That was funny.

  • @SteveDahlskog
    @SteveDahlskog Před 13 dny +139

    Question: why doesn’t anyone notice that Jimmy Kimmel was not to announce the winner but Al Pacino did. Trump can’t remember or recognize people.

    • @Steven-pu8ws
      @Steven-pu8ws Před 13 dny +1

      We’re talking about the idiot that thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and that she was in charge of security on J6, of course he thought Al Pacino was Jimmy Kimmel. Dementia Don napping before jail time.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny +21

      Narcissistic sociopaths don't bother remembering people's faces or names.

    • @alexpadi6464
      @alexpadi6464 Před 13 dny +5

      I read that as a.i. Pacino and I was like "what did I miss??"

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Před 13 dny

      He's a dunce..

    • @Markusewitz
      @Markusewitz Před 13 dny +3

      To be honest: Al Pacino didn't announce the winner either! 😄

  • @ddraigmafon4725
    @ddraigmafon4725 Před 13 dny +461

    Honestly, the GOP couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

    • @raybenstead2548
      @raybenstead2548 Před 13 dny +25

      A very Brit saying. Are you a Brit as it's good to know that if you are then i am not the only Brit watching.

    • @dredknots
      @dredknots Před 13 dny +24

      And as useful as a chocolate teapot 😂😂

    • @Jckruse79
      @Jckruse79 Před 13 dny +14

      I watch from Denmark 🫡

    • @jomac2046
      @jomac2046 Před 13 dny +20

      @@raybenstead2548 Could be Australian, it's a saying in regular use here.

    • @gazzabnaki
      @gazzabnaki Před 13 dny

      dont you mean he couldn't organise a f..k or sex in a brothel ? from NZ 🥝🥝

  • @christophercrowder872
    @christophercrowder872 Před 13 dny +163

    I like how the late night talk show hosts are friends and support each other.

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Před 13 dny +8

      Even seeing seth on Kimmel is just great. I love their friendships. And episode 5 of strike force 5 is absolute gold. 😂❤

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. Před 8 dny

      you watch too much television

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Před 8 dny +2

      @T.E.S.S. and you spend too much time caring about how others live their lives. Why do you give any fucks about how much TV I watch? Live and let live my fellow human.

    • @dash-underscore_name.
      @dash-underscore_name. Před 8 dny

      Gay

  • @retriever19golden55
    @retriever19golden55 Před 13 dny +23

    A real fashion icon: Jared Moskowitz wearing a Smurf tie to the committee hearing the day after Comer called him a Smurf.

  • @lilsmart805
    @lilsmart805 Před 13 dny +6

    Thank you for defending Jimmy Kimmel on your show. I watch his show as well. Thank you for being loyal to the brotherhood of Strike force of Five 😂👏👏👏

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Před 13 dny +330

    The Republicans impeachment trial was as short as Trump's tryst with Stormy,according to her.

  • @joannefitzpatrick992
    @joannefitzpatrick992 Před 13 dny +116

    Steven Miller saying that Trump is a fashion icon is like the blind leading the blonde.

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 Před 13 dny

      Little Miller needs a tissue, to wipe the poop off his lips

    • @rheap129
      @rheap129 Před 13 dny +8

      We can all side-eye Stephen Miller, cause nothing he said can be true if anyone has lived from 2008 on.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny

      It's like Jeff Dahmer commenting on table manners.

  • @lynneelizabeth
    @lynneelizabeth Před 13 dny +25

    "You keep my friend Jimmy Kimmel's name out of your weird little wet mouth" was a joy to hear.

  • @georgelabottum7448
    @georgelabottum7448 Před 13 dny +8

    Every time I see Steven Miller,I immediately think of Colonel Klink.

  • @redroo689
    @redroo689 Před 13 dny +65

    Midas Touch has shown that the Bodega crowd were ring-ins from the NY Young Republicans!

    • @janetstonerook4552
      @janetstonerook4552 Před 13 dny

      Of course, they were! All these Trump photo op drop-ins are choreographed with paid actors.

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 Před 13 dny +6

      Definitely their first and last time visiting a Bodega. 😂

    • @5m0k3y9
      @5m0k3y9 Před 13 dny

      So was the fake crowd at Chic-fil-A

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 12 dny +1

      They looked like an odd crowd

    • @nelliekenny9630
      @nelliekenny9630 Před 11 dny +1

      He won't go near "ordinary" people.

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 Před 13 dny +61

    Jackie (Kennedy) Onassis was a fashion icon. And gracious.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Před 13 dny +7

      Miller did say his lifetime. He was born 1985. Jackie really was a fashion setter though. From how she styled her hair all the way down to her shoes, women were copying her.

    • @katalac
      @katalac Před 13 dny +4

      That she was.

    • @thomasgriffith2953
      @thomasgriffith2953 Před 13 dny +1

      Something Melania NEVER was. She was, and is, total plastic! 🤮

    • @rheap129
      @rheap129 Před 13 dny

      @@froglady7491 He still lied cause Michelle and Barack Obama were in the White House from 2008. Hell, even Hillary Clinton is known for her pantsuits.

    • @blerdofpeace5329
      @blerdofpeace5329 Před 8 dny +1

      True!!!!!

  • @kathleenscullion8348
    @kathleenscullion8348 Před 13 dny +26

    Bravo for supporting Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @QUICKBOOKS1
    @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 13 dny +28

    For anyone still, saying "President Trump", you need to think LOGICALLY. If he WAS still your President, how is he able to run again. 2 Terms Maximum! In your line of thinking, 2024 would be a THIRD TERM!

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 11 dny +7

      “Line of thinking” is not their strong suit...

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker Před 10 dny +4

      Former presidents can still be called "president"... just most people with brains say "former president"

    • @annadurant8844
      @annadurant8844 Před 9 dny

      ​@@dceplay8

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 Před 13 dny +119

    Never again! Vote Blue. 💙
    M 🦘🏏😎

  • @0019naomi
    @0019naomi Před 13 dny +61

    I can't believe Stephen didn't mention the funniest part of the orange man's truth social post, where he confuses Kimmel with Al Pacino.

  • @barbaraolson6783
    @barbaraolson6783 Před 13 dny +5

    Amazed that so many get the joke, seems Americans have become aware , thank God, of the lack of intelligence within Representatives and past Presidents So happy Americans are paying attention. Thank you Stephen Colbert and Team for helping us laugh through the pain.

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic Před 13 dny +16

    Excuse me Miller Time, but Jackie Kennedy was poppin back in the day. She had more class in her pinky then Mel could ever hope for. 💃

  • @michaelcase8574
    @michaelcase8574 Před 13 dny +87

    Jimmy de bunked every point T made tonight.

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T Před 13 dny +22

      Jimmy's intro killed it tonight!

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 Před 13 dny +21

      Poor Gramps Trumpy has difficulty telling apart Jimmy Kimmel from Al Pacino, totally understandable... NOT.

  • @MayankKumar-so6sr
    @MayankKumar-so6sr Před 13 dny +91

    I am surprised Stephen did not say that Obama has been the most stylist US president of this millennia.
    And yet he was not as cool as his wife.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny

      Tr*mp's ill-fitting navy suit with red tie is his uniform. He thinks he looks like a sharp Wall Street type, but his posture gives it the lie. The reason his suits hang so badly is the way he stands. He leans slightly forward from the hips to reduce the appearance of his Dunlp belly. That draws the trousers up and makes the jacket swing forward. He wears the ridiculously long tie in an attempt to appear slimmer. The man is a collection of soaring ego, cringing paranoia, and a reservoir of spite and there is no article of clothing that could make him attractive.

    • @eletakelley7188
      @eletakelley7188 Před 13 dny +5

      Agree totally.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Před 12 dny +5

      I was thinking of the Obamas, too.

  • @gericummings6122
    @gericummings6122 Před 13 dny +60

    Barack Obama is a style icon. Period.

    • @MsJMHS
      @MsJMHS Před 11 dny +6

      That tan suit was fire 🔥

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 Před 11 dny +2

      Hell yeah.

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe Před 10 dny +10

      And Michelle Obama, they’re are the most in love President and First Lady that have graced the White House, and absolutely equals intellectually. I’m a fella and I think they’re beautiful together.

    • @boydstanley6925
      @boydstanley6925 Před 9 dny

      Straight up trump wife was the First Porn Actress lady ever. This is so Sicken. A Hard Core Porn Actress as First Lady

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 Před 9 dny +5

      When America whent from Obama to Trump it went from class to trash

  • @stillhere1425
    @stillhere1425 Před 13 dny +21

    I don’t know how you could stop at the tie. “…Expensive bespoke silk suit tailored to look like garden-sized Hefty Bag, and Leaning Tower of Pisa shoes.”

  • @Zerolink30
    @Zerolink30 Před 13 dny +146

    And the GOP adds one more loss to their board. How many is that now?

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Před 13 dny +9

      They're gonna get tired of losing.

    • @TombstoneActual42
      @TombstoneActual42 Před 13 dny +8

      Yes

    • @scottkidwell3601
      @scottkidwell3601 Před 13 dny +9

      All of them?

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama Před 13 dny

      @@scottkidwell3601 Nah they got one in successfully voting trump into office and the rest have gone to dems. You know the only thing conservatives love more than betting on an underdog is BEING the underdog they're betting on. That's why they can't drop it.

    • @tonyd.5151
      @tonyd.5151 Před 13 dny +5

      You'd have to express the amount as a limit function... 'as n approaches infinity...'.

  • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
    @TracyAdams-ry2fc Před 13 dny +58

    “Day off which is good, I’m sure he needs time to rest after all that napping” 😂😂😂😂

  • @r.d.whitaker5787
    @r.d.whitaker5787 Před 13 dny +13

    His description of a bodega is pretty good 👍
    We have them in Texas also. You never know what you will find in those places, it's like a treasure hunt.

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 Před 13 dny

      I thought “bodegas”were Spanish 10:07 10:07 convenience stores. Wasn’t that owner from the Middle East? So have all these stops @ fast food restaurants & a bodega gotten paid for what he ordered?
      There’s a lot of talk about him not paying the bills. Curious🫤🤔

    • @reaperbsc
      @reaperbsc Před 13 dny +2

      The word may be Spanish but anyone can open a small corner-store.

  • @ilikenachosify
    @ilikenachosify Před 13 dny +6

    What legislative business? The GOP hasn’t done a lick of work for 8 years

  • @PhilipKloppers
    @PhilipKloppers Před 13 dny +79

    I thought Biden was supposed to be the sleepy one?

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T Před 13 dny +22

      Just another accusation that turned out to be a confession. Next we'll find out that all of Donnie's "Executive Times" came with a a turn-down service and a mint on his favorite pillow.

  • @StudioLB
    @StudioLB Před 13 dny +93

    Colbert is a legend

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny

      In his own mind 😂

    • @StudioLB
      @StudioLB Před 13 dny

      @@neal5068 No actually he is a legend already

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny

      @StudioLB lol hardly. Johnny Carson and David Letterman are legends. Colbert is weak minded left wing nutjob who would rather be political and petty than funny.

  • @chriswhiting2926
    @chriswhiting2926 Před 13 dny +5

    It’s disgusting that they call him “the president” like he’s still in office.

  • @alisonponce8337
    @alisonponce8337 Před 13 dny +11

    It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel gets under Trumps skin. He doesn't pile on nearly as much as other late night host. He is sarcastic and silly.

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 Před 13 dny +2

      Rump can't understand the subtle ones.

    • @jimwilliams3816
      @jimwilliams3816 Před 11 dny +2

      The others, including Stephen, have delivery that can be interpreted as professional shtick. Donald understands performance. Jimmy’s delivery looks like he is genuinely amused by Trump’s irrational behavior, and his responses are a bit more like teasing. I think that triggers Trump more.

  • @Darknamja
    @Darknamja Před 13 dny +563

    Now I understand why Stephen Miller was on Fox talking about Trump being a fashion icon. These Conservatives are pathetic. They are always trying to one-up the Dems. 🤨

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny

      These Dems are pathetic, bringing communism to your front door

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 Před 13 dny

      Its just more proof in my mind Stephen Miller is a gay honey pot.

    • @_Lazare
      @_Lazare Před 13 dny +13

      Yup ! He's a little to to ill for me !
      Dress him up well Steve ... in stripes

    • @autumnleaves8553
      @autumnleaves8553 Před 13 dny +16

      Looked like he was high!

    • @lenordbrazil9580
      @lenordbrazil9580 Před 13 dny

      If only they could treat Americans like brothers and Putin as the enemy instead of Democrats its rediculous 😮

  • @c2757
    @c2757 Před 13 dny +664

    Johnson said he spent a long time talking with the President but then it turns out he's talking to Donald Trump. That can't be the President surely; I thought you had to win the majority of people's votes to be President? When did he do that?

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Před 13 dny +48

      He was moving his mouth a lot, but you can't talk to someone's crotch.

    • @susancrawford2343
      @susancrawford2343 Před 13 dny

      In america, the electoral college determines who wins, not the people. Otherwise, Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been President and this shit-show y'all are currently living through would have been avoided!

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 13 dny +71

      You actually don't have to win the majority of the people's votes, hence how he became president in the first place.

    • @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf
      @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf Před 13 dny

      He is only citizen Rump, not President 😮😮

    • @geschichteistcool7182
      @geschichteistcool7182 Před 13 dny +61

      ​@@Richard_Nickersonyeah, that's a major problem with the US so called democracy. From an outside view the US-system is outfashioned, weird and totally unfair. But totally sums up the whole US.

  • @towlie7685
    @towlie7685 Před 13 dny +6

    Why couldn't I find this video last night!!! I need my stories before bed!!!! Kimmel was right on time!!!!

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 13 dny

      For me, that is where CZcams comes in the day after.

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile Před 13 dny +7

    2:29 That list of "least secure jobs" was a riot!

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc Před 13 dny +446

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT....!!!!!

    • @user-ni1gi8gr9d
      @user-ni1gi8gr9d Před 13 dny

      A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO DEMOCRACY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GOP/GQP.

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 Před 13 dny +5

      You mean dementia joeke 😂

    • @23_Beans
      @23_Beans Před 13 dny

      ​@@neal5068Trump mistook a dementia test for an intelligence test. Person, camera, idiot 😂😂😂

    • @ianmccombie2476
      @ianmccombie2476 Před 13 dny +6

      @@neal5068we can point figures all day. One day the ppl will realize both suck ass and both are puppets to the rich. I laugh at how pathetic and quickly ruthless we are to comment the next catchy insult.

    • @phraydedjez
      @phraydedjez Před 13 dny +14

      @@ianmccombie2476 Its an age old saying ''divide and conquer'' A nation divided against itself cannot stand...

  • @peterlund4501
    @peterlund4501 Před 13 dny +57

    Why is Steven miller not on trail for insurrection?

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Před 13 dny +9

      Because the prosecutors don’t want to have to be near him in court. Plus, they know that the harshest punishment is having to be Stephen Miller. 😱

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo Před 13 dny +8

      Can you prosecute a vampire?

    • @RickTBL
      @RickTBL Před 13 dny +7

      He keeps moving his coffin.

  • @jodyjm13
    @jodyjm13 Před 13 dny +5

    OK, who else burst out laughing when Miller yelled out "The most stylish President and First Lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump"? Best laugh I've had in months.
    Also, since he brought back "Whale!", I'm surprised Colbert missed the chance to mention Russia's ramshackle attempt at a new drone jammer, if only so he could describe it as "Is potato".

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 Před 13 dny +5

    Great show!!! Thanks we need to laugh a bit more about our misfortune of having that #45Fascist/ Menance still not in jail!

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 Před 13 dny +49

    *_📢 Individual 1 for Prison 2024_*

  • @vincebrannon3353
    @vincebrannon3353 Před 13 dny +70

    Repugnicants: WAAA! We want a trial too!!!

  • @thegrandjinn4275
    @thegrandjinn4275 Před 13 dny +4

    Don’t forget the “oil burners” and “metal sponges” the bodega’s sell to all the crackheads. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @GreatMindsThinkForLikes
    @GreatMindsThinkForLikes Před 13 dny +41

    Fascists' School of Elocution
    "IF YOU STOP SHOUTING, THE PEOPLE START DOUBTING."

  • @turret72
    @turret72 Před 13 dny +48

    I appreciate Stephen’s defense of Jimmy Kimmel, but he missed a golden opportunity to use a famous line directed at Trump.
    “Isn’t it past your jail time?”

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 Před 13 dny +43

    "weird little wet mouth" 😂...I'm using that

  • @alro11
    @alro11 Před 11 dny +6

    Give me a break. How did MTG get so much power- she is such a traitor

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss Před 13 dny +6

    "...Strike Force Five"
    [insert thunderclaps]

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle Před 13 dny +25

    9:50 ... and that was the *tamest* example of fashion derailments... who could forget such classics as "Saggy Tennis Arse" and "Above-belly waistband Golf caddie"

  • @davidflynn6790
    @davidflynn6790 Před 13 dny +80

    Stephen Miller, 'Willie Weasel' to Trump's 'Foghorn Leghorn'.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Před 13 dny +2

      yeayeayeayeayea! * slurping noises *

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před 13 dny +1

      @@chrisrj9871 Maybe you shouldn't try commenting while you're giving someone a hummer.

  • @shmootube5000
    @shmootube5000 Před 13 dny +6

    i love the all caps and all caps exclamation mark “WHALE!” its fine attention to detail like that which marks a truly great team

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Před 13 dny +12

    A style icon? He changed American fashion? How? When?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 13 dny +57

    Other things that Juror No.4 finds fascinating and mysterious include the Bermuda Triangle, Snake Island, Afghanistan, and the Gates of Hell.

    • @andmos1001
      @andmos1001 Před 13 dny +1

      To be fair, jury nr 4 is the best jury the defense can get

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 Před 13 dny +2

      And Fantasy Island.

    • @user-dk4ph5wj5b
      @user-dk4ph5wj5b Před 13 dny

      Unfortunately, it only takes on "ringer" - who is so fascinated by Drumph - that he can't attend to the facts, to let this guy skate. While the world of the sane all hope for a conviction, this could very well end up with an acquittal.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 13 dny +1

      Flat earther, too.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 13 dny +37

    The Worse thing is that bad guys think that they're actually the good Ones out there

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo Před 13 dny +3

      Orwell’s ‘Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It is the Party’s final, essential command’ applies here.

  • @JoYoon-yo4qu
    @JoYoon-yo4qu Před 13 dny +10

    I thought that Trump would have gone to a bordello.

  • @Russtopia
    @Russtopia Před 13 dny +2

    Love they're all keeping the thunderclap sound after any of them says "STRIKE FORCE FIVE!" :)

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Před 13 dny +44

    We need more late night host crossovers! Strike Force Five 🌩️ !

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 13 dny +1

      Seth went on Kimmel on Monday, as the jury selection was starting, next week should be good! Seth has had a week to get it together!

  • @larry3064
    @larry3064 Před 13 dny +23

    Moscow Marge is probably drinking vodka and cussing in Russian over not getting the impeachment past the senate 😂

  • @dragonshivers2836
    @dragonshivers2836 Před 13 dny +1

    Remember when Stephen used to reach offscreen and the piano guy would give him a sound effect. A high note for the left side of the screen and a low for the right, I think; it's been a while.
    I miss it 😖

  • @mariahkeuler7097
    @mariahkeuler7097 Před 13 dny +1

    What I love about CZcams is that it allows us to watch all of our favorite talk show hosts equally and it allows them to have an honest friendship. I hope he doesn’t keep Kimmel’s name out of his mouth, because it always makes for a good laugh.

  • @heartofdawn2341
    @heartofdawn2341 Před 13 dny +33

    I thought you'd make Biden look taller by putting him next to Ron DeSantis, but the Cryptkeeper does have a much nicer smile

  • @justcomments
    @justcomments Před 13 dny +17

    “I can fix him” killed me 😂

    • @andyevans2336
      @andyevans2336 Před 13 dny

      Remember girls, unless he is wearing a diaper, you cannot change him…….well then, maybe you might have a chance with trump.

  • @cathyleatherman3097
    @cathyleatherman3097 Před 13 dny +3

    All these cabinet people should leave immediately and never be seen again … led by Trump if he can still walk !

  • @carlakinsella3833
    @carlakinsella3833 Před 13 dny +2

    Love Stephen and Jimmy ❤❤

  • @antrimlariot2386
    @antrimlariot2386 Před 13 dny +22

    That's one of the best Oz accents I've ever heard an American do
    - love from Australia.
    "Eyeluva. Sheezanurs."

  • @techecoyote21
    @techecoyote21 Před 13 dny +23

    hey Donny isn't it past your jail time

  • @lenajesse
    @lenajesse Před 13 dny +1

    I saw a short earlier of Stephen Miller yelling about Drumpf being a style icon...and I was sooo baffled what on earth that was all about. I hadn't seen anything about Biden dressing younger..
    Now I have the answer 😄 Mind you, I still wonder why Miller needed to shout. Was he trying to wake Drumpf up? 🤔

  • @Stefan-ht3tv
    @Stefan-ht3tv Před 13 dny +2

    Wow!! To THROW down your tie like that! Let's me feel you anger and your pain. Cheers.

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas Před 13 dny +20

    9:30 I will not be taking style advice from a man who stole the suit off of Sir Pentious's corpse.

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 Před 13 dny +41

    Yay for Senator Mayorkas 👏👏❤️

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 Před 13 dny +13

      He’s a cabinet secretary, not a senator.

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 Před 13 dny +6

      @Crimso6...hmm..O'Neal..me thinks your people didn't arrive on the Mayflower They immigrated perhaps? Agreed with Penny, yay for Mayorkas.

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 Před 13 dny +2

      Not a senator

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Před 13 dny +1

      @@Crimso6 Hey, you remember that bipartisan deal for increased border security that Biden was going to sign until the Republicans tanked it?

    • @Crimso6
      @Crimso6 Před 13 dny

      @@juanitao396 We need a safe closed border. So must be American last with you as well.

  • @BrigitofBergental
    @BrigitofBergental Před 10 dny +1

    Johnson should be ousted for calling Donnie Dumptruck "The President". Someone who can't/won't get over him LOSING in 2020 doesn't belong in government, certainly not leadership.

  • @HandyMan657
    @HandyMan657 Před 13 dny +2

    That's a pretty accurate description of a bodega. He left out the poker machine in the back and the freezing beer.

  • @lindaaphillippi7015
    @lindaaphillippi7015 Před 13 dny +11

    God, give a warning before you show Stephen Miller. I’m watching at 4something am, and that scared me

  • @redroo689
    @redroo689 Před 13 dny +16

    Stephen Miller: Style tips from someone who used to wear spray-on hair until he was ridiculed out of it!

  • @beachvacay3184
    @beachvacay3184 Před 13 dny +2

    “The association invited me” -Yeah, sure Jan. 🙄

  • @lawrencemills354
    @lawrencemills354 Před 10 dny +1

    Yes! Colbert representing for his homie Kimmel. I love the late night comedy love and loyal ship!! Hell yea boys!!

  • @yodabranchjedilife8955
    @yodabranchjedilife8955 Před 13 dny +18

    Justice will be served. Rock on!

  • @TheWalkingWrinkle
    @TheWalkingWrinkle Před 13 dny +16

    Speaker of the House is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts position 😂

  • @user-lo5tk3ze7w
    @user-lo5tk3ze7w Před 13 dny +2

    A bodaga award! Gee what a honor and i am sure the approached him with tears in their eyes saying sor you are the best

  • @helensolleconner9698
    @helensolleconner9698 Před 13 dny +1

    Stephen you’re one of the best things about my morning coffee.
    Thank you for the Biden fashion breakdown.
    At a party last week a Truther told me Biden was being played by an actor from Hollywood ! 💀😂
    I told her if that WAS true he’d be played by someone younger like say - Stephen Colbert or Jim Carrey (she completely missed the SNL reference), and that Jill would probably be replaced by Kate Hudson.
    Because, Hollywood.

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 Před 13 dny

      A conspiracy theorist said that Biden is … dead, & that’s someone impersonating him. 🙄

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 Před 13 dny

      They don’t know what other far fetched nonsense to spew anymore. Aliens on the roof? Oh no!!! 😮

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 Před 13 dny +13

    Has miller never heard of JFK & Jackie?! 😳😳😳

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 Před 13 dny +6

      Little miller needs to climb back under his rock. And stay there. What a worm.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Před 13 dny +1

      Miller was born in 1985, long after the Kennedys were in the White House

    • @rheap129
      @rheap129 Před 13 dny +3

      He's heard of Michelle and Barack though...

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Před 13 dny +1

      @@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was First Lady in the style of Jackie, something Melania never could because she never wanted to be.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Před 13 dny

      @@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was a First Lady of the same water as Jackie. Something Melania couldn’t be because she never wanted to be.

  • @MoonDog991
    @MoonDog991 Před 13 dny +31

    Trump's lackeys praise Trump like Kim Jong Un's lackeys praise him.

    • @DrSuperKamiGuru
      @DrSuperKamiGuru Před 12 dny

      That's not true. Trump doesn't need to threaten his supporters with forced labour camps.

  • @Rotter101
    @Rotter101 Před 13 dny +4

    Stephen Miller should be in jail!

  • @Nick-qy3hu
    @Nick-qy3hu Před 13 dny +1

    I've hear the term Bodega before but I had no idea what it was. Thank you for the explanation. 🙂

  • @davidmichaellewin
    @davidmichaellewin Před 13 dny +20

    Anybody else hear thunder after he said “strike force five”? 😂

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 Před 13 dny +27

    What is wrong with Steven Miller's voice? His cadence is tonaly-abrasive Robotic.

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T Před 13 dny +5

      He sounded like he was trying to be an Irish leprechaun.

    • @user-ef7wn4mw3p
      @user-ef7wn4mw3p Před 13 dny +6

      Its Miller doing his serial killer impression.

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 Před 13 dny

      because he is not a mortal human, and in all reality IS dead. He serves the prince of Lies himself, The Antichrist, Trump from whence they came, what people call "hell"....which is actually a hole that leads DEEP into the Earth. He has arisen for the final battle. Stock up on TP

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 13 dny +7

      What's wrong with Miller in general? That's the real question.

    • @andylindsaytunes
      @andylindsaytunes Před 13 dny +1

      He sounded drunk or high on something.

  • @gaypatterson4446
    @gaypatterson4446 Před 13 dny +1

    Masterful Mr. Colbert.

  • @wooksterific
    @wooksterific Před 11 dny +1

    Hilarious. Stephen, you’re a funny man. Love your show from Australia 😊

  • @Govindira
    @Govindira Před 13 dny +99

    I hope that CBS staff get this fixed. It does not show up in the usual places on CZcams's listings. 2 hours since release and it has only 1.2K views, 145 thumbs-up.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 Před 13 dny +4

      I noticed that there was something weird going on when under my search bar, where my most recent searches were, there's usually a blue dot next to a name or channel that you search for, and there hasn't been one for a while when the new videos are up. But, later in the day, when there hasn't been a video posted since I watched any, *then* it shows a blue dot.

    • @cathyh675
      @cathyh675 Před 13 dny +6

      I'm lucky it popped up in my feed after I looked at their channel. It seems like a weird glitch since it is connected to TLS channel.

    • @brneyeqtpie
      @brneyeqtpie Před 13 dny +9

      At least it wasn't just me. I couldn't find it anywhere.I watched the Mike Johnson video and thankfully it was linked in the end card.

    • @cammieg4381
      @cammieg4381 Před 13 dny +9

      I've noticed several things going on with CZcams lately... 🤔Maybe undergoing new rules somehow... haven't heard / not sure - just seems odd we're all seeing a difference.

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 Před 13 dny +2

      It's only showing me that it's 6 minutes old right now. Weird