Da GUNT - Suck Mah Dick
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- čas přidán 29. 11. 2022
- Da GUNT - Suck Mah Dick
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MP3: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
FLAC: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-...
Produced by Tone Jonez
Lyrics:
ladies and gentlemen you are now tuned in to the
soothing sounds of the deep deep south
aw yeah that deep mexican south
them backwater blues baby
so without further ado, i'd like to introduce the gunt
you were just tasked to get alice
when it comes down to brass tacks
there's the fact that your ass passed out
while huffing them gas canisters
and that sore throat, guess that's just the cannabis
'cause you didn't do jack with it
didn't even jack me off (bad decisions)
but coming back are flashbacks
to chowing down on some fat phallace
but i wouldn't do that alice, 'cause that's malice
maybe you lost your balance
fell and landed backwards
and my thumb just happened to be where your ass was
can i see the sign on a plaque
that says you're dying for some crack
you already got the shakes, might as well be tasting the snacks
these hoodrats can see what you're charging
'fore they die from the clap
like i'd fuck the puss all these local niggas lined up to tap
now put your face in my lap, time for a nap
guys i'm not sure what she took
this bitch's mind was so blank
fell asleep poking that ass
to think five hours passed
god damn this bitch fucking went and siphoned my gas
she sucked mah dick
yeh shout out my druggie bitches
when you're done banging federal snitches
go ahead, suck mah dick
just put your nose up in these britches
let's see you deep-throat .5 inches
yeah suck mah dick
i stuck my fingers in, you were high on heroin
are you now remembering?
that you sucked mah dick
you were just tasked to get alice
instead you go act callous
instead you go telling that i fucking raped you
and pass that as the truth
that shit you said to make ripples
better hope there's no footage of me
sucking meth from your nipples
got me speaking in riddles
and my dick dripping in dribbles
laid up in bed with the sniffles
among these mexican devils
thought i was properly hidden
i moved in twenty-second
got there, saw corn in my porch in less than twenty six seconds
donors slowed to a trickle
looking for pennies and nickels
to smoke a rock (a pretty average weekend for bibble)
guys my only quibble's the stench of death and pickles
it's been a month bitch
how the fuck am i still smelling of keffals?
even my momma called me the methadone masochist
and my methods have practically been perfected with practicin'
use bitches who use
you fascist fags should be glad for this
'cause if i'm raping drug addicts, i'll never go back to kids
to suck mah dick
yeh shout out my druggie bitches
when you're done banging federal snitches
you can suck mah dick
just put your nose up in these britches
let's see you deep-throat .5 itches slut
suck mah dick
i stuck my fingers in, you were high on heroin
are you now remembering?
that you sucked mah dick
puff puff pass it
and then hit the acid to drop these classics
up on you bitch niggas asses
you keep on fucking these niggas that glow so bright
you couldn't see them with baked alaska's glasses
popping uppers and downers, fucking uppers and downers
straight up pounding that shit, high on the whitest of powders
when i'm down on the ground, 'cause you're loose and i'm flaccid
print out the photos of soph and just resume with a passion
suck mah dick
yeh shout out my druggie bitches
when you're done banging federal snitches
you can suck mah dick
just put your nose up in these britches
let's see you deep-throat .5 itches
yeah suck mah dick
i stuck my fingers in, you were high on heroin
are you now remembering?
that you sucked mah dick
raped you in the fucking face didn't i? - Hudba
Perfect way to end No-ralph November
Yes and celebrate upcoming Guntmas
@@pale_saint Merry Guntmas to all!
@@pale_saint HO- HO- HOLLERING, MERRY GUNTMAS FOR EVERYONE
I hope we get a Da Gunt album release.
Same here
i would pay actual money for an MC Jarbo album
He said we're getting an album called Human Replacement Therapy in 2023 in his last video
Same
How is it remotely possible that something this good and so perfectly tailored will only ever be enjoyed by a tiny subset of people?
We are God's chosen people.
Right? This is criminally under-liked. This guy makes dynamite!
#swoup
Funkay.
The tragedy of a Jarbo fan. We'll never be able to explain any of this to anyone.
It’s like trying to explain a scene from a multi-season story arc sitcom. Where do you even begin?
@The Gayest Person on CZcams Admittedly it does have a habit of devolving into a borderline schizophrenic multiparagraph spam if ya go in detail.
never let anyone know u love the gunt... or ayLAWG him... lost cause...
“Ok, have you ever heard of Ethan Ralph? No? Ok, how about Internet Bloodsports? Um, ok, you know Mr. Metokur right? No?, what about Kiwi Farms? Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu? Ok….you know Sonic the hedgehog right? Ok, we’ll start there.”
@@lucasparham5068 the years of lore is just too overwhelming for most... XD
So many bars on this track the Gunt tried to swallow it
Perfect release right before Metokur end of November stream.
This one got the funk in it, nicely done my friend.
BEST IN THE SEKTUR
Just couldn't wait till tomorrow eh?
Like most of these songs, this one has a good message too!
come back to multicom, jack misses you
You are a true master of your craft my man!
Spent all of no Ralph November working on this banger!
BANGER
No Ralph November is now OVER
THE RAGE PIG'S ALL TIME BANGER FROM THE TOP OF THE SECTOR
KEK, I fucking like this shite
i give this a thumbs up, but not the kind of thumbs up ethan ralph gave if you know what i mean
This dude is a legit lyrical mastermind. It's incredible.
Okay but this is unironically fire
I'm so fucking happy to see these bars drop. No Ralph November is over! I hope you make songs about Nick Fuentes and if it ever happens, Kanye and Ethan meeting up. That'd be fuckin epic
Better than 95% of hip hop tracks in the last 15
Cozy and fren pilled
Pop some pills Ralphy 💊
do one of ppp, he is the current lol cow, and he's the heaviest one in a long time
Ooh yes, him and Warski are itching for a diss track
@@Theevil6ify big time, actually warski would be even better, that fool is retarded
@@Theevil6ify Warski's cool, PPP is the worst.
@@tommysanchez4757Warski is a stream killer, he is the worst.
@@tommysanchez4757 Warksi is a literal murderer.
Another all time banger from MC Jarbo 🙏🏻
MC JARBO DOES IT AGAIN 👍👍👍👍
This song will give Alice PTSD.
The ironic thing is that fatty actually has a good voice for music, if he would have put some effort in it he could have made something out of it.
@@PodreyJenkin138 That is what I meant, Gunt is way too stupid and talent less for writing music. He could've used his position before the whole implosion to have people help him.
@@PodreyJenkin138 A Christmas chorus with those three would be absolutely banger
Seeing Riggs in the wild yet again...
The intro is the god damned best.
Bro - This track is almost as good as "Heaven and Hell".
These are your 2 best tracks.
This is genuinely one of the best songs ive heard from you
Phat Gunty Beatz!
The quality increase from Wiggum onwards is very noticeable.
Now we all lost NRN
another BANGER
This needs to have a music video by Killallpedos, it would be the best.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐷
Ladies and gentlemen another all time banger from the hutt who laughs at the gunt
Even if it did happen Alice deserved it, Ralph won this one
Great song
Hell of a way to end No Ralph November
Another all time banger
10/10, but when is the uncut version of World's Best Dad coming to spotify
Love the thumbnail, the only thing missing is an almost empty bottle of makers mark and some cigars
And a broken chair in the back.
The effort that goes into these is much appreciated. This was funny af
Dirty Thumb December
If Kanye wins Mc Jarbo will have to create a new US national anthem.
fuck the chorus is catchy as fuck banger
Christmas came early this year
Straight 🔥 as always.
just what i needed after the no gunt november
Da Gunt bringing da funk
"Methadone Masochist" Kino Casino shout-out?
Couldn't wait until tomorrow?
Another Ralphamale Victory!
appreciate the lyrics on screen
We need a PPP/Warski collab track!
Mother of God! Nicky Rackets needs to play this on his next show or he's got no balls at alls.
Full album when?
Soon
Banger
God, this is such a killer track. The lyrics are great, too. It always shocks me that such great music is dedicated to shitting on relatively unknown e-celebs.
major tune
this beat is killer too man
🔥🔥🧯 track so fire my headphones blew up on my head
So, basicwy. Amaynorf tried to make me look an asshole.
Songs about PPP or Andy when?
They only get better and better
🔥 ❤️
Omg lol yass
Ngl smooth
I love this shit so good
This is amazing.
HOW DO YOU DO IT
Holy shit this beat is fire
Yo, I wanna give you money again. Where's the second album, eh?
It's not finished yet! 😁
@@JarboTheHutt We waiting for another "Five Star Day" from the Gunt?
This has a huge Eminem: Relapse vibe
👏🏾
Da gunt album when?
FUCK YES!!
Damn This song hits different after the Tory Lanez verdict
We need another f ralph festival.
this is so damn good.
Need a da gunt record
I hate how good these are lol
Do one on Nick Fuentes, Kanye and Milo next.