The 5 Stages of Coronavirus
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- As worldwide cancellations continue, Jimmy shares the 5 stages of Coronavirus, Donald Trump addresses the nation after weeks of spreading mixed messages, the #ELBUMP continues to gain steam, Marianne Williamson is doing her part to fight the disease, disgraced TV Televangelist Jim Bakker faces trouble after selling bogus remedies, and Joe Biden moves into the lead for the Democratic nomination.
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The 5 Stages of Coronavirus
• The 5 Stages of Corona... - Zábava
I'm proud because I've been washing my hands before it was trending.
Hipster
@@kailasmith7414 LOL
Lol.
😂😂😂
people who fallow trends are sheep and tools
When in Rome, you can't leave home.
Imagine the people that were just visiting; when in Rome, cant GO home
@@ArJayDM it sucks, hopefully everyone makes it through these difficult times. Viral Terrorism
lol
It will be dirt cheap in the fall...
And when in LA, at home you must stay.
Telling everyone to bump elbows doesn’t seem like the best idea when they’re also telling people to cough into the crook of your elbow.
Maybe its not so bad as long has your hands don't touch your elbows
But, that's a different part of the arm. They're not bumping the inner, just the outer. And let the record show, Jimmy most DEFINITELY didn't start this.
@Pack Mule Over the outer? Sure would.
optimal germs
Nah, its fine. You don't use your elbows to scratch your eye, blow your nose or eat your food. You'll be fine, though standing about 2 meters away might come next.
Writing from north Italy, "closed" in my home, we can only get out for food. Don't undervalue this virus, it's serious, our hospitals are full and seriously under pressure. Don't make our mistake, act immediatly.
People here in the US are taking it seriously. As soon as the president made an announcement grocery shelves were emptying out of tp and water jugs mostly. And they closed the University of Minnesota except for online classes. I'm banking on the fact that this country has alot of open space and cities and towns aren't jammed together so hopefully it won't get as bad here if people self isolate from what is happening they already are. My daughter and her boyfriend are cooks at a popular bar and grill in a rural city here and they said it was dead there all night. Highly unusual for a Fri night. I'm trying to not sit in fear but it hits me through out the day because my daughter has mild asthma so she's a high risk person. And we live with my 83 year old mom too. But we are all in good spirits considering. We have decided to not panic and fear this but use common sense because fear can do a number on ur immune system...but I can't get rid of this low level anxiety because the cases keep popping up here and there. Got one in our county now an 80 year old that travels alone got tested positive but they sent this person home
Daniele Cognome Grazie!
Prayers for Italy 🇮🇹
@@kkkooo1360 Thanks, we hope the best for U.S.A.
I am not scared for virus, I am scared for economy collapse.
And this is exactly what is happening.
Most common symptom of Corona is: *extreme urge to travel*
@Cassandra noneyabusiness true...
Airfare is crazy low 😫😫😫😫
It also seems to make ppl not want to wash their hands if infected.
....to the toilet.
It's the cheapest time. Some of us need a holiday we never thought possible. Lol
As someone who is living on lockdown in Italy, yes, this is worse than you think. Do yourself a favor, wash your hands, keep a distance from others and if possible stay away from elder people. And if you get bitter about Coachella or whatever, keep in mind that people are dying because of covid.
Thank you. People need to hear that. Blessings from America
Jess Grma obviously its true. It’s a tragic situation. Thousands are dying.
Alice Yeah you could die from it if you have the immune system of a new born or an 80 year old. Not saying it won't effect you but it's not gonna be lethal to the average healthy person
@@wecancausejesus-1448 actually new borns are apparently invincible
Thank you. Stay well Alice!
“Imagine getting trampled to death buying Charmin”
Those bulk packages are an Australian brand called Comfort. there's jokes in there too, i think...
@@GlennDavey fyi- there's an American brand called WHITE CLOUD.
Charmin ultra war
Omg lol that would suck
Why hoarding toilet paper? Please explain
“Why is there no toilet paper at target”
*i felt that*
Especially in public toilets
_"You shake hands during a pandemic, you look into the sun during an eclipse ... It's just what you do"_
doobie s oringes hopefully natural selection plays a big part in the next election.
doobie...which means he's a complete idiot!
Yes, we Americans are all f**ked
"Hey, this sounds just like one of those GEICO commercials."
You forgot, you throw out cheap rolls of paper towels to Puerto Ricans during a hurricane.
My mom in China warning me a month ago I thought she was overreacting.. then boom..
Hades Hades tf?
@Hades Hades lmao
@Hades Hades who hurt you. May you find peace and healing. God bless you friend.
Hope your fam and friends in China are safe and doing well 🙏
@@lreez977 thank you. You take care as well.❤
No one had caught on about the fact that we're being reminded to cough into our elbows... Then we're bumping them with someone else.
I was about to reply, yeah but you don't touch your face with your elbow, you touch your face with your hands, then I realised what you were pointing out. That's it: I'm going back to kicking people's butts to say hallo.
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Yep, take your fashion cues from the japanese, a bow for greeting and face masks may be our new norm.
Two totally different locations. Inner vs outer. It's like coughing into your hand, but greeting someone with a fist bump.
@@chantayk but you realize that bacteria are living organisms, and that they travel and multiply, right? You don't think they can travel 2-3 inches?
She's right - stress effects us negatively - there's nothing funny about that.
karenza t. Wall but the weirdest meditation I have ever heard in my 40 adult years of meditations 🙏🏻
Is that what you think we're laughing about?
the Corona virus is messing up the economy there making jokes but it really it's funny
True
Affects*
EVERYONE STAY SAFE AND STAY STRONG 💪🏾 ❤️❤️
It's all about toilet paper!
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The coronvirus is the FLU. The flu happens every year. Really need a new name so you know to wash your hands and cough into your elbow? Dumbasses!!
DeathBeforeDecaf except it’s not the flu?? It’s nothing to lose your mind over but it is definitely worse than the flu.
@@thucydidesvonschlieffen893 I usually keep plenty of TP around, but have had house guests and got running low. Had it on the grocery list and well ... who has it? Where's my Northern fluff?
I'm crying panicking and laughing at the same time
Naol Dereje but haven’t we been doing that since 2016?!
@La La goodluck stay safe
It’s fine lol
@La La Preparing for the worst? It's dangerous for elderly people and those who have pre-existing medical conditions or autoimmune diseases. Safety measures are important and washing hands, avoiding crowds etc. is crucial BUT a lot it is triggering panic. It's basically a somewhat more severe form of the flu - it can cause strong systems, some people will not show any symptoms at all. Keep calm.
Naol Dereje this is why I always order for online and stuff or just stay in my home lol
This is out of date - EVERYTHING has been cancelled now.
ferociousgumby yup, and then, they tell ya to cough into the inside of your arm...pppfft, this just made the “elbump” the next transfer point...wash those elbows man, wash those elbows...pppfft, lol...there is no escape.
Don't kiss their elbows, no matter HOW much you want to do it.
Thank you Captain Obvious.
ferociousgumby How life can change in a week, eh? 😞
It's surreal. Seems like this was just a minor news item a week ago. Someone has sucked all the oxygen out of the room.
People are nasty. It’s a shame this pandemic turned everyone hygienic, y’all should have been washing your hands from the beginning 😷
@Kathy Mack Agreed, about the paycheck to paycheck families.
During these times it is important to (safely) help your neighbor.
Unless they are complete a-holes, like one of mine.
Help the good people!
@Kathy Mack i wouldnt say most
Kathy Mack, Awwwww that’s sweet... your faith in humanity. People are filthy most don’t (particular men) and they touch everything. Even I wasn’t washing long enough or waiting for hot water. Now I literally say a 20 sec prayer to make sure I do and find the water is always hot b/c so many are now washing their hands.
That's why the Muslims are the true people we wash our hands and body 5 times a day
Ikr, I used to get shamed for being a germaphobe and washing my hands, being cleanly. Now they are all crying and so worried about getting itm
The elbow? The same area where people cough into and sneeze into, then bump elbows later on.....
True, but I guess it is better than hands that you touch your face with. I don't make any contact. Just say hi, a salute and that is it. Handshakes are weird to me.
EdgardoArana What about a hug with the eyes
@@honestheartedtruthseekerso6864 I been told I creep people out doing that. Or was that undressing? Real talk, I am not a chic, ignore the name it is generic and it is fun when dudes insult my womanhood when I give legit arguments. Seriously though, how does one undress with the eyes?
Yup, the stupidity of the elbow bump : ) Just say Hello, or Hi or Sup or F off. There's no need for touching everyone you talk to.
namaste or take a bow are better
I work at a drug store and when we got our shipment of toilet paper, sanitation items, soap, first aid items it was like black Friday when Elmo came out... People were about to fight each other to get these items... They were all gone in less than 2 hours. We tried to put limits, that didn't last more than 20 minutes. It just wasn't worth the arguments that ensued.
Patrick Schaefer people are stupid.
I get it, I work at target. When we got our shipment Sunday they didn’t let us put it all on the floor. We put some stuff on and then waited for it to run out before we put more out. I had a guy looking for Motrin for his baby that was actually sick (not corona related) and we didn’t have any. It’s crazy, I don’t even want to go to work. Not cause I’m scared of the virus but I’m scared of how crazy people get. Out AP department has been crazy busy.
It's called panic. 82 pct of people end up fine even if infected, mild symptoms.
18 pct has serious symptoms.
@@imeldomarcos4126 You are in the "denial" stage.
Same here in UK I saw it happen 12pm - 2pm all toilet rolls gone....people are crazy
The situation is serious. Here in Spain hospitals are already collapsed. Wash your hands and take all the necessary precautions, we also thought it was just a “flu”. ♥️💪🏼
RobBonKris it is
steve crawford pero para mi lo veo como otro gripa. La gente está exagerando.
@@Dx.leslie It's more like extreme pneumonia.
@@ZosiaSamosiaOo Only for the one's with underlying health issues.
When handling the gas pump handle , have protection, disposable gloves while pumping or disinfecting wipes to wipe it off... Imagine all the many people using your pump handle some from elsewhere like ...
You can use my pump handle anytime but you gotta wear a glove, lol.
That could be an ambiguous statement, Joe, Lol !
Grab one of the paper towels the gas stations have for cleaning windows and wrap it around the pump handle.
-shrugging it up
-suspicion
-paranoia
-pandemic
-recession
Kudos. Nicely done.
Depopulation
Too many pensions to pay
Them: SNEEZE INTO YOUR ELBOW, TO PREVENT GERM SPREAD VIA HANDS!
Also them: ELBOW BUMP GREETINGS!
yeah yeap because it’s still creating movement for virus smart arse. Would make sense to just say tap feet or something
Sneeze into your elbow right now. Then go to the hospital bc your arm is broken.
we literally have the same profile picture wtf
Ever thought why Asians don't shake hands for eons til white dudes came along?
@yeah yeap why touch people at all? Do you really have to touch someone to say hi to them? What's wrong with "hello!", smile, wave?
We have closed everything in Norway too, everything is closed except grocery stores and pharamacies
Ppl trying to figure out way to safe shake hands?? STOP Touching anyone PERRRIOOODDDD!!!
I agree! Just wave 10 to 20 away from others!
Or try the Japanese El Bow!
0:48 this was filmed literally a few hours before Golden State Warriors was supposed to be the first NBA team to play without a crowd, only hours later having the NBA suspend the whole season due to a couple of their players contracting COVID-19.
I think two seasons going to be temporarily suspended for about a week or two.
Don't think any GSW players have officially contracted it. Only 1 Utah Jazz players (so far) possibly 2.
Well, a crapload of people traveling all over the country sounds like a bad idea.
A couple of players? Whose the other player other than Rudy Gobert?
Then they were invited to a "meet and shake" lunchon at the white house...
Next week he'll be in that building by himself 😂 just him and Guillermo
plot twist: Guillermo already had it & coughs on jimmy
Guillermo just bought a ladder and is headed for the Wall. Safer in Mexico.
@@josephinman4623 😂😂🤣damn
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In Germany they already did that, all the TV shows are now without crowd.
I’m from Italy and I can tell that the situation is really bad. Take care of yourself, don’t underestimate this virus like many people did. Wash your hands and keep the distance. Read the news and educate yourself, you can avoid something like this! Be safe everyone 💕
“Let’s bow like the Japanese”
Korean’s and Chinese: “Am I a joke to u?”
O K the Chinese Dow only to apologize or to thank them etc
Well then I would not say that is a Chinese thing. Many people around the world bow to express sincere apologies etc...
Jheez I didn’t expect to get so many likes lol
Bo yes exactly
Well I think bowing may originated from ancient China. But currently Chinese usually don't bow but more of waving hands, nodding heads as greetings, and in business or formal occasions people tend to shake hands as the etiquettes were westernized.
I feel like this is a lot worse than we’re being told...
JJ
than*
Does anybody know how many people were infected in the U.S.A in America
Because it is. The Trump administration doesn't know how many US citizens have been tested. That is critical data when dealing with a pandemic.
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@@GryffindorAlumni Just ask the Chinese and they'll tell yo......oh nvm.
I think all of us Americans should come together and wash are hands.
*our
haha, i see what you did there!
it’s weird and very disgusting that we have to remind people to do this simple task...you shouldn’t even think about it, you should just do it lmaoo
@@DCD4Ever auto correct is real
@@simonherrick6477 excuses
How about I just say hello and we don’t touch each other in anyway shape or form
"Corona Virus Acceptance: If I die, at least I'll get to meet Prince."
The jokes are getting dark.
You gotta wait until it goes away not now bru
@@trckenergyy7757 right! Way too soon!
Y'all realize I was quoting the video right? That was the fifth stage Acceptance, and the point I was making is that his joke was dark. I'm glad you agree, but to be clear I am not the author of the joke, I am the critic.
We needs toilet paper. Haven't wiped my butt since last week.
@Jason Yang whomp, whomp
So when Trump said the 15 virus cases will soon be zero..... he really meant your 401k....
S L
my buddy lost $15,000 on his 401 k so far since the virus and it’s going to get worst
@@jdhdhhdbbdk3148 it will recover like it always has in the past.
Haik Hakopyan
it will recover but people will lose thousands , even in the tens or twenty thousands
20% is nothing. Expect declines of 35% or more. Stock prices are traded based on expected future growth. With a lack of growth from lost productivity, equity value returns closer to its book value (assets-liabilities then that value is divided by how many shares there are for a per share $ amount). 401k’s and other retirement accounts are designed to be invested for decades. The value WILL recover, or else no one is spending money to grow companies and you quite frankly don’t care about money anymore... and care about surviving lol
S L 😂
On a lighter note, I’ve just noticed “...and unfortunately Matt Damon” in the description and I can’t stop laughing.
On the brightside if Matt Damon gets corona, Jimmy will have to invite him on the show or he looks like a friggin asshole.
Tom Hanks has it :(
lairdriver I saw. He and his wife both do, but I’m confident in their ability to recover since they both seem healthy, and they’re celebrities so they’ll have top doctors.
How does matt damon feel about this?
Matt Damon: MMMAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMOOOONNNNNNN.
@@wolfmannews
What a weak troll game you have.
Williamson is correct: the more inner peace you have, the less anxiety, the stronger your immune system. Meditation is a healing force. Doesn't mean you shouldn't wash your hands, do the elbow bump or bow or whatever and eat well, work out, etc. But deep relaxation allows you to do everything better.
It is communicated in an airborne fashion but sure whatever makes you feel better.
CutZy McCall she’s so not authentic. The woman is a joke
Ignacio Rutabaga D.D.S. It’s aerosol transmission, not airborne. Which is to say, it can be transmitted from coughing and sneezing, but it is not airborne.
@@patsayjack402
They not saying that meditation prevents you from getting infected. They are saying that once you are infected, then meditation keeps you calm which helps your immune system fight off the virus more successfully. Stress making people more susceptible to infectious diseases is a scientific fact.
its true, I was diagnosed with cancer a year and a half ago, and with positive thinking and a healthy mindset i was able to go into remission within 3 weeks
20th century: they will be flying cars at the beginning of the next century
2020: Wash your hands to prevent viruses
Everywhere else: Yo, why are you guys buying out the toilet paper?
Australians: My goals are beyond your understanding
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@@LifeisA_Dream he broadcast from his theater on Hollywood blvd.
@@LifeisA_Dream you sound like you're recruiting for a cult lol
DUMBEST FKIN PRESIDENT EVER
Kimmel your writers deserve a the money not you.
"He's bumping elbows with his elbros all the time" 😂😂😂😂
@peacefulheart Maybe even a nod will suffice😄
Mr Jimmy Kimmel . Words can't explain the purity and love that come from your ❤️. I love your spirit and I love you.
Thank you, Marianne , and Kimmel for sharing ♡ Keep Healing Stay Kind ☆Lv
Jimmy forgot stage 6: the virus cant get inside of you without your permission we have human rights
This one is good hahaha
Just tell the virus it’s your body, and your rules and he just has to respect that or leave.
The virus needs to have my consent to be inside of me 😤
HAHA! 😂
@@HORCHATA777SUBSCriBE I wouldn't mind letting it in without my consent ;) no homo
It's ineffective if you breath the same air as the infected person.
unless the person is coughing or sneezing, i don't think that's a problem
🤦♂️
@@bridgetogunsola815 no, it really is the problem
@@geoffman6597 Where's your source for that opinion?
From what I've read I gather the virus is spread through 'droplet infection' so could have a small chance of spread through air, but is not 'the problem' as you suggest, coughs, sneezes and dirty hands are a better and more common method of spread for this strain of coronavirus.
It can live in the air for several hours
Aren’t we told to cough into our elbows? Like I’m not a scientist but.......
Second best, the best solution is coughing in a tissue and instantly throwing it in a bin, tap shoes with people instead of elbowing
How about namaste or bow ?? Don't touch anyone
Yes, that's true but it's okay to touch other elbows because it's physically impossible to touch your face with your elbow, right??
cc rr it’s still much better than coughing on your hands
Jax and who has tissues the instant they are about to cough
Who else can’t go to schools anymore
Mary Scott cancelled until April 27th
Bb Belt wow that’s long mine is cancelled till the 6th but I have spring break on the 9th
Schools closed all over India until 1st April.
I haven't been able to since 2014..... after the incident....
@@orok6351 really how much juvenile you are.
actually Williamson is right... go ahead and laugh, it's good for you
"The man eats Big Macs for breakfast and sleeps in a tanning bed, do you think he's gonna start listening to doctors?" Lol!!
Thank you Jimmy. You made my day-again.
When I searched up “Jimmy Kimmel” the first thing that popped up was “Jimmy Fallon” 😂 😂 😂
Don't go there, it's a fake!
Tuck u
Remember guys, this could be in the next generation history books
It will be in the history books with future generations attempting to figure out how stupid we really are.
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What, corona? Nah it'll be forgotten by mid-april
Câpônê yeah true but I was joking because of how many people actually think wasting money for toilet paper
Thucydides Von Schlieffen lowkey yeah, chapter one would be in health class on the brain
"The tax deadline may even be postponed" lol
*I had no idea how much I needed this, until I watched it! You're special Jimmy Kimmel! A national treasure..*
Step one, Elbow Bump
Step two, sneeze in elbow
Step three, Elbow Bump repeat.
Lmao
Jeff Bezos: "What's tax day?"
He don't pay taxes
@@87vietbabe Yah, we get it, therefore the joke.
Julie Rogers - You literally just said exactly what Jimmy Kimmel said and thought it was worth commenting for other people, who watched the video, to see
Apple,Facebook, Newscorp, GE, Disney, Amazon, Chase, Exxon, Bank of America and the vast majority of U.S. corporations pay $0 in federal taxes. Most Republican voters don't realize it and think it's beneficial to the economy if they find out. Voters allowed it by not holding Senators, Representatives and Presidents accountable for their actions and corruption.
@@david4925 WRONG.. Check the definition of "literally". What I did,
Mr. Tired, was TYPE one of the MANY things Jimmy Kimmel SAID during his monologue. If I "literally just said" something I would have been SPEAKING. Consider it similar to when someone uses bold text, or highlights text to emphasize, in this case a quote, for whatever reason.
"Elbump"
I imagined a Hispanic drug dealer.
Sorry, no Bubba Clinton cigar. It was a 1970s Mexican disco dance. So I guess you are partially correct . . . in that case, you get to pick which half of the cigar you'd prefer . . .
Sounds like a monster line of cocaine
Do not speak ill of El Bump
@@69incher Finally, a constructive comment. All these other off the rails remarks were out of line and were not worth the powder to blow them to hell. _We were behind the eight-ball until you came along . . . your comment rocks and mirrors my sentiments._
@@KattReen Exactly, especially during the full moon. That is what I heard in the middle of the night.
_By the way, beware of those nefarious cat impersonators. There are bunny rabbits afoot in kitty kat costumes, and they are up to no good. According to the president, you can tell them by their fake mews._
If toilet papers are running out, it's a good time to finally get a bidet
The Fiesta Pail: Now we know why everyone's hoarding toilet paper!
dujas2 lolol
That’s a good one😂
This joke deserves way more upvotes! 😂
ay jimmy! hire this writer!
Wow, i love Prince, but im not ready yet to see him, hope for the best for everyone...
Kevin Miles well Kev.. if you love prince, there may not be any hope for you already lol I’m just joking man👍
Mr. Nobody 😂
I've been giving "jazz huggs" Its like jazz hands, only bigger.
Colleen Forrest - Love it! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Jokes on y’all I have no friends to bump elbows with
Kevin Anderson HA! Yeah! 🤣
if only people can react about climate change as they do with this virus.
Everyone: laughing in the comments
Me: crying inside hysterically praying this ends already it’s getting scary :(
Rameen it will end eventually just takes a little time
I think making jokes is a way some people deal with things. Maybe it makes things easier for them
Me too, I'm starting to loose sleep, how could this have happen over nite, this can't be real I want to wake up!!!
@@elmobolan4274 u might be "loosing sleep", but you're gaining an extra "O", so you haven't lost out completely.
DALLUXE - Yeah, and how many people would be no more by that time?
And we make toilet paper here in Australia, there is no shortage, they just keep
making more and more and more. Laughing all the way to the bank 🤣🤣🤣
So why the stock up???? Are video and pictures real of stores shelves being totally empty ??
@@bbhfjdy9175 yes the pictures are real, they are just idiots. Every morning the shelves are full and then empty half hour later.
You'd think that they would have realised that the shelves keep magically filling up again, they're like the oompaloompahs in charlie and the chocolate factory, they just keep on doing the same thing day by day. What is the definition of an idiot 🤣🤣
@@lisamiddleton1804 omg, its that good the shelves are getting restocked some of the photos were acting like stores shelves were reminding empty for days & only filling up some shelves...
Lololol honestly i akways thought aussies were more chill ppl till i saw videos of ppl throwing punches over tp and pushing eachother old and young crazy.
You go girl!👏 stupid people hoarding toilet paper lol you should hype the price up too
i guess it's time to invest in a toilet paper company
Yoooo, dat CGI on the oven mitts! Good job, art department!
Hahah I actually can imagine Jeff say: “What’s tax day?”
Number two is true! I went to target today… NO toilet paper!
"Number 2" LOL! Double Pun!
Denial is me right now. I'm a young healthy guy no way i can catch corona
@@capone6941 Sure you can catch Corona, but you should probably survive it. Problem is that you could potentially give it to someone how is not so lucky to be as young and healthy as you.
I went to walmart NOTHING. Just as I was going to leave I see a whole pallet of toilet paper coming around the corner. Dude just opened boxes and handed them out. Lol this is crazy.
I work as a cashier whenever I'm not at uni, we've been out of toilet paper for two weeks now and my boss is saying that there won't be restocks any time soon. 😅 I am located in Germany.
Stage 1: Denial
Stage 2: Anger
Stage 3: Bargaining
Stage 4: Depression
Stage 5: Acceptance
Except we've known for decades that these grief stages are BS.
@@jeffreym68 Hold on a minute... I thought Stage two was: "...?" and Stage Three: was "PROFIT!"
@@timbeaton5045 That sounds about right. Sadly, Stage One was Deny Science
Same as a drug addict in rehab
Suddenly.. everyone has become Sheldon Lee Cooper
I saw your title - The 5 Stages of Coronavirus, and I thought it interesting, as I had to highlight 5 symptoms for Australians, as it appears our symptoms are a little different to the rest of the world.
As for the hoarding of toilet paper, the reason is that we need toilet paper when locked inside our house as we normally run out of less-important things like food. But we realised the effects this could have on our beloved paper companies, and didn't want them to lose profit.
Another good rule-of-thumb for keeping people at a distance is to walk around with a fist out, like when in a martial arts lineup, and you need to stand at arm's length. Just an arm's length away.
Thanks for the video Jimmy. I learned a lot.
So jimmy has a whole stage audience?
Jimmy Kimmel broadcasts from the Masonic Temple of Hollywood. Don't fall for this deciever. Go to Gematria Effect News to learn the real truth!
wat do u mean?
@@LifeisA_Dream what??
Câpônê there’s other live shows that didn’t have an audience like in New York
mjbaybgurl 😂😂😂
By then, he’ll be 83, ALMOST old enough to be president of the United States. ALMAO!
Did you misspell LMAO or is ALMAO a real thing?
Aisha Yassy almao is a real thing
I saw this quote on the daily show yesterday
Aisha Yassy, No, it isn’t. I was thinking Almost Laughed My Ass Off
Hope you do the same with your show and put it on hold be safe and stay healthy 🙏🏽
The world will now do “namaste “ 🇮🇳
Jimmy : Warriors playing w no fans.
NBA : r u sure about that??
Hudson Fortis yes they suspended
When I actually thought that this vid would help lol 😂
And I love me some
@5:13 JIMMY KIBBLE ??😳😷🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
People: * bump elbows *
Jimmy: quick claim it was us to get the credit
We've had brawls over the last pack of toilet paper. Stores have had to limit to one pack per person. Humanity at its finest right there 🤦♂️
wait how does toilet paper help?
@@annaelk723 still waiting for that explanation from like, anyone🤔
@@annaelk723 Americans think that toilet paper is handknitted by chinese people in Wuhan.
Tom Hanks and his Wife just caught it in Australia... it's coming for our movie stars!
well they should've bought purell and tissues.
I wonder if he’s pretending to speak to an audience over a pre recorded laughing track.
Yeah same 😂😂😂
Yeahhhh...
I love this episode. It got me in a better mood. Although I refuse to panic and fear about the covid 19...it hits me from time to time when I think about those affected and worrying about my family it's a real fear but just breath
Exactly. It is worrisome, but we need not to panic. Best of luck to you and yours.
@@ValerieJNorse thank you...and you also. I think the US is taking a pretty good active approach to this whole thing
RIP NBA. RIP stocks. RIP education. RIP flights. RIP lives.
Overreacting clown.
@@AFiveDayStorm chill man😂
Aidan Raymond People have died. Don’t diminish their lives.
@@AFiveDayStorm Dow is down 2000 points. Airlines to lose 118 billion. All major universities have closed. You must have no investments, no grandparents, no logic. This should be taken seriously.
@@AFiveDayStorm you're going to be dead and still say someone's overreacting
“How will I cope with a quarantine? What will happen when schools, daycares and jobs close? Do I have enough supplies to live comfortably in my house for a few days?”
Anxious friends, I see you. I understand the fears you are facing. The constant anxiety loops and ‘what if’ games leave a knot in my stomach too.
It’s so easy for us to fear the worst and overestimate how bad this will be. But be mindful of how resilient you are.
Here’s the information you need to hear right now: you will be perfectly fine. Wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. Cover your cough and sneezes. Use disinfectant spray and clean surfaces you frequently touch. Stay away from sick people. Lastly, don’t buy face masks unless you have the COVID-19, are caring for someone who has the virus or are a health care worker. Let’s practice alertness not anxiousness.
Let’s all take a deep breath.
If work, school or whatever gets canceled guess what? You will be fine. You will stay home, get off social media (if that helps you to be less anxious) and stay healthy. Use the extra time to catch up on things you didn’t have time to do before. That’s what I’ll be doing! Here are some ideas: read a book that’s been sitting on your shelf for ages, clean and organize your house, learn how to fold a fitted sheet, etc.
Remember, it’s okay to be prepared but it’s not okay to obsess. Be alert not anxious. Xoxo-Ave
♥️😊
If people with covid-19 go buy masks, then they're exposing people by going out when they already have it.
I should start reminding people about "Demolition Man" there was a law against physical contact and the resultant greeting was memorable; an initiation of a High Five which stops inches apart waving at the others hand. A high zero
Your right! And " Be Well Citizen,
When my mom and I got sick with colds or flus in the past we would bow like the Japanese do. I say, Namaste! The divine in me honours the divine in you.
it's cool that Jimmy continues with the monologue through the clapping.
h7opolo he ain’t got time to wait
h7opolo because he knows he’s funny :)
It's probably a laugh track deadass they sound fake and exactly the same everytime if you listen.
It's definitely a laugh and clapping track, the laugh is played at parts that aren't even meant to be funny
You’re best friend Mat Damon predicted this with his movie Contagion.
wrong spelling just so you know. Funny comment, though.
McRib Prime two ts Matt
Personally I love prince. Greatest guitarist of all time.
If you haven't seen that solo he did in "while my guitar gently weeps" then CZcams it right now. Wow.
He was an amazing musician and could play about 100 instruments I believe...
Shopper: Get your filthy hands off my toilet paper!
Me: Okay, but I already spat on it 😁
Low key they had a fake audience with speaker laughs 😂
I always think that if I was in a live audience that I would think the monologue was funny, but I would be going crazy laughing...
LMAO he’s bumping elbows with the elbrows after saying he’d be shaking hands because the president is , even he has zero trust in the presidents judgment
Oh, God. .. those oven mitts! 😂
Max “can we bow like the Japanese”😂😂😂
Or you can join hands and say "NAMASTE "🙏🙏
Nomandasnasty🙏
@@kingsaintides7227 I just busted out laughing.
@@kingsaintides7227 this does put a smile on my face
Even after this virus disappear, I hope we keep doing the elbow bump....looks kinda cool.
Yasmeen chickefoot no
"Elbows with the Elbros" 😂😂😂
It’s crazy how much has changed just since this video was posted
...Doctors have been doing the elbump for decades...I'm pretty certain it's older than I am.
Fist bump is still skin to skin contact. Also, most people cough into the back of their hands.🤦♀️
The point is that people should sneeze/cough in the elbow. That's why that whole elbump is equally ridiculous as shaking hands.
@@freyja6360 No its not, it is good because you dont touch your face with you elbow and you do with your hand
@@jasperekkel It's not? First, you sneeze in your elbow. You need to touch it, because if not, you're gonna spray it everywhere. You make a few steps, you meet friends, you do the elbump and you trade your sneezes with them. Few seconds later you need to sneeze again and put that to your face. What's so hard to understand here? Oh, and you absolutely shouldn't touch your face.
TheBlueFox_ Rech right!🤷🏻♀️
Let's all do thumbs up
Just say "Hey how are you?" just talk for a greeting , no need to touch
another person.
Orvin Manes unless I meet any Evans Brother. Be sure I ll put my virusy hands ALL OVER THEM
Silver solution....me going to get me some of that deactivation brew! 🤣🤣