Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus
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- Guillermo won a horse race in Tampa Bay on Saturday, Donald Trump is reportedly terrified about getting the Coronavirus, Costco banned free samples, Jimmy’s #ELBUMP has gained steam, Trump stopped by the CDC to prove he is also an expert, fired his chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, New Yorkers reacted to the virus, Senator Ted Cruz placed himself under “self-quarantine,” and Joe Biden debated himself.
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Donald Trump Terrified of Getting Coronavirus
• Donald Trump Terrified... - Komedie
I love the look on the face of CDC experts
Lakshmi Mohan The Hostage Look?
The man in cyan tie facial expression says it all and the other one on the extreme right
Shame none of them have the spine to step up as his spewing his bs & call him for the lying idiot he is. They are making themselves look ridiculous & cowardly by staying silent..
Kathleen Hammett he’d fire them on the spot if they did that.
@@hydradude3989 Well Trumps got Americans by the balls & on their knees in fear . Bad things happen when good men stand silently by & do nothing..
I love watching the people around Trump trying to keep a straight face
I am always laughing at that!
Well why don’t they call him out on it? Why do Americans worship the president like he’s some sort of God? He’s a public servant. Public Servant.
That girl on the RHS of the screen....she’s thinking I’ll smile...but ‘ boy o boy ‘ i feel like screaming with hysterics 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ass kissing goes a long way
@@furball8967 she's probably one of the world's top epidemiologists - she can't keep a straight face, haha.
*Who's watching this now that he has tested positive for coronavirus?*
YASSSSSSSSS
Everyones being told to cough into their elbows now they are bumping them
klebinom that’s very low for such a contagious virus
good point
People dont put their elbows in their eyes and mouth.
That's kinda stupid in fact. You bump elbows and advised to sneeze into your elbows. Well, there goes the spread...
@@candace3841 but they do touch their elbows if it itches?
"It's like he's losing a debate against himself"
Gonna have to steal that line from Jimmy
It was a blatant indicator he doesn't actually believe what he's saying. Contrived jive gets messy.
Biden's only a few kilohertz up or down the spectrum from Trump.
Donald tDUMP wants to keep the + numbers low because he is more worried about the stock market than the wellbeing of Americans.
@@oneworld9071 or that he is getting senile
I think its not from jimmy. He has a bunch of authors and everything
Trump will eat him up.. if hes the nominee. N dems will complain again. Bernie 2020
My uncle served in the military: I guess that makes me a veteran.
@@jude974 jackass
@@jude974 jackass
to be fair , donkeys are valued and useful in many parts of the world . stupid comments ? not so much .
Wayne Lynch U stole that comment
Hey I read your post about uncle being a vet and now u r..I hope by me reading that it makes me vat to?
Who's here after Trump got the coronavirus
*We need comedians now more than ever*
🤲🏻🧼🚿 x💯
you've got chump and the republicans.....all circus clowns
fla la that counts jimmy out because what he shows is the sad reality of his life hahaha
@Marshall Carwood As much as I enjoy the people you mentioned, you probably sound just like your parents and can't appreciate anything past what you already know.
Trevor Noah
Bless there’s a 90%+ recovery rate and most recover from
Trumps Uncle says he never met Donald and really doesn't know the man.
😁 good one !
😂😂🤣🤣
@@Mine-Finder o look, another brainwashed american
You believe that man, who is a thief that is withholding tesla's research from the world?
Tony Tancoš I reported him
546 confirmed cases with no Test kits, I'm guessing the numbers are way higher.
With 22 deaths, makes it 4.08% death rate.
@@marybrown7203 again it's hard to calculate a death rate,without knowing just how many people have it.
@@marybrown7203 Death rate is suppose to be global, genius.
Americans aren't different species than Chinese or Korean or Italian people
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
xaylus It’s like the cold; everyone will have it.
how can they stand besides him with a straight face? i would burst into laughter....
ahlie id be wheezing
@@jw-06 think that's why
"they want a person like me"
*takes of IMMEDIATELY so no one can question/laugh at him*
Actually, he was being facetious, Sherlock.
Better than the president saying,” PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC, think about that”
Yafunnyco just because he isn’t the worst, doesn’t mean y’all should strive for better, trumps like a 4/10 and y’all just had a 6/10 so step up your morals and vote a real person into office for once
Alyse Hein 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Jacob Nicholson I agree with you. But as a reference, in the US over 5000 die from the flu every month. And although the corona is bad, over 2 months, worldwide deaths hasn’t surpassed 5000 yet
I’m tired of trump
- The world.
I want the "T" word banned ... forever.
so am I
Why'd you complain? You are probably next in line to be the chief of staff given your name lol @6:10
The less attention he gets the better actually
I’m no expert but Ive been listening to the President and I’ve noticed there is almost always a change in pitch when he says “millions and millions”.... they excite him.
So That’s why he’s shaking hands with everyone?
I'm sure he washes or sanitizes his hands before touching his face. That's something I've always done, long before the Corona virus outbreak.
Hey the sheep need a story from their shepherd every now and again xD
No, that's for his ego.
@Pingers Bingers Melanie is grateful for that, I'm sure.
while his lackeys nod in agreement and smile knowing he's lying through his teeth, such incompetence
Good thing there’s a 90%+ recovery rate and most recover from
klebinom and with around 7.5 billion people on earth, 1.25 billion would still die with that 90% chance
@@quapin Well consolation this can be recover from as people have and will continue to do so, bless containment efforts/effectiveness.
What would you do differently? I bet is a very difficult position right now. Try to have faith in our health professionals.
What did he lie about?
We should have donald, Biden and Bernie each speak for 5 minutes and the one that is coherent wins the presidency. President Sanders, I presume.
Yeah, definitely not.
@@1216jimmyz What flavor was the Kool-Aid?
@@katiehettinger7857 now THAT is comical. Lmao!!!
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@1216jimmyz exactly the president should be just as stupid as the majority of the U.S population
NBA teams playing a game with no fans or as the Knick's call it a Tuesday.
Don't worry man. Americans are the strongest people in the universe. We can only catch the flu. We only know the flu. As long as we don't test, we won't get COVID-19
Awww damn u had to get on them Knicks lmaoo!!! You right!!
Heyoooooo!
Mr. Tan noticed you thumbed up your own lame comment
I love the expressions on the scientists" faces. WTF - is this foo serious? 🤣🤣🤣
Jamaicans been doing the Elbo bump for years Jimmy ….
I know I can't believe people think this is original
You can literally watch the guy from the CDC's soul die just ever so slightly.
the guy in the red tie!!
Lol...I thought of the same thing :)
@@meghnac78 truth.
"Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president"
Why didn't you then? You would have done the world a favour
'That'. His uncle was a mechanical engineer and physicist, not a medical doctor.
@@wickednwyld he seems to think that he is educated by osmosis.
@@valeriepaulsen5236 - and that all those 'science things' are the same. If he gets coronavirus, I do hope he consults with a mechanical engineer.
Ricky911 agreed! Spot on well said!
Politics was Trumps only option, its the place where having a Masters Degree in lying is actually beneficial.
"They like me because I'm not mean at all. Later, losers!"
When you haven't lived life as your authentic self you will be terrified to die.
True.
Coochi Moochi pretty sure death scares people who have lived there authentic life. Death is death
Nah. When you have things to live for, ambitions, goals, you are afraid because you wont be able to see the outcome of your progress or your goals.
How you die matters too... If I'm not mistaken covid-19 means die alone in a hospital, witout beeing able to see for the last time the ones you care, and desperately fighting for air.
Giancarlo Osorio people are acting tough but dying to sickness would be terrifying. Alone and confused surrounded be people in suits.
I applied for job and called about the status of my application. The lady on the other line said did you receive an email from the director. I said no, she said they are not doing interviews because of the Coronavirus. It was a mortuary. True story
Teresa Nigro you could do stand up.
This is too funny
Don't worry just wait a month , they will be hiring a lot of people
No ones going to hire you right now but i give it to you trying to get a job in this epidemic have you applied at the hospital im sure they could use a hand or two just saying give it a shot might get a career out of it
Maybe they're afraid the virus might bring the dead back to life. 🤒
I love the faces on the folks at the CDC while he's talking. I think I would have burst out laughing.
Sue O. Yes! My smirk would have been automatic and very obvious.
Especially when he talks about his uncle John at MIT ... technology institute... not the same as med. Doctorates!
CDC hasn't been right on anything in there entire existence. The regular seasonal flu is far more deadly.
@@jenvicinity9143 No kidding. Scary how absolutely stupid and clueless he is.
My God, he's at the CDC and he's not only bragging about himself because of an uncle that taught at MIT, but he's still telling anyone and everyone about the "perfect" letter....This guy needs to be put in a padded room for the rest of his life, no kidding..
its so out of control..just hearing him gets me crazy...we're screwed??????
I would normally have something witty to add.. I got nuti’n. You covered it. He’s embarrassing
If he had been put out of office when we had the chance, he'd be blaming Nancy for the virus and the economy....but NOOOO
Yet the alternative is looking to be a guy that can't seem formulate a sentence. Yikes
@@DrExpertPhd You seriously just rebutted with an incomplete sentence? Please tell me that was on purpose.
You rock, Jimmy! Thank you for the continued laughs!
The face the guy on the right made is the face I make when my dad starts talking about Trump at family events... 🎶"Hello darkness my old friend.."🎶🎵
Lol, I work with a lot Trump supporters, sometimes I just wonder what universe they living in.
I like that, I imagined "Wah Wah" accompanied by a laugh track.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 try "Different folks have different strokes yeah yeah yeah...!"
I’m pretty sure my son made the same face when I pointed out, yet again, what a dickhead our president is.
People need to stop hoarding handsoap, I went to walmart because I just ran out of soap and there was none, so I went to Target, none, Costco, none, wtf you guys
And I bet they don't even wash there hands correctly.
Dawn works as good if not better. Rinse hands with diluted vinegar ( I mix it in a spray bottle).
Very selfish. But bath soap works. That’s what we all used 40 years ago.
Welcome to the newest third world country
There people profiteering using this items
The other guys at the CDC are trying so hard not to laugh lol
Corona is actually more afraid of getting Trump. I wish the virus a speedy recovery.
His uncle was an electrical engineer. Not an epidemiologist.
He had doctor in his title, so for Drump that means he must have been a physician... the fact that he was also a "physicist" must have gotten the orange man confused... lmao
Trump had a uncle who was a scientist that researched Tesla's papers for the US government.
Wdym his uncle was a super genius!!!
Obviously, Trump didn't inherit anything from that side of the gene pool.
@@r.mcbride2837 IQ 168 on his entrance exam for Wharton
How embarrassing for those doctors standing around trump
5:02 what do you keep doing with your hands bro 😂😂😂
2020: Now smacking someone on the ass is more respectful than shaking their exposed hands.
It can't be dead in hot and cold weather
And just look at the guy on the blue tie he literally is laughing at what trump is saying. 🤣
MRV yeah I am looking
No they aren’t, they are looking lovingly into his lying eyes. Just like everyone else. I just don’t get it.
Look at the guy with a red tie next to him. It feels like he going to get a heart attack...
Donald tDUMP dreamt of becoming a pathologist instead he became a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.
MRV
There’s Superman
There’s Batman
There’s Spider-Man
There’s SICK-MAN
And Joe Biden says “Bring it on”
He can’t get his own game goin’ never mind “ Bring it on”
WE ARE SO FUCKIN DOOMED!
If we shut down all McDonald's maybe Donald will start taking it serious.
845835ab 😂👌🏽
I hope he catches it in his next value meal
You would have to shut down every fastfood chain to stop him from eating fastfood
One word - Wendy's
LMFAO nice!
I hate that none of these people ever call him out. Mr.Scientist should have laid the smackdown.
Kristoff3334 lol
Misterrr sciiiiientisttt
Watch him do the stone cold stunner.
@Individual-1 Trump tweeting about you, or anything.. isn't humiliation. its comedy material.
A man child holding the purse strings. This is what's become of our government.
At this point we have a better shot if James Bond became president ...I give up
Don't give up. Unify. Put it aside. That is probably the hardest position to have right now. Have faith in our health professionals..stay safe
Damn you'd would have a better shot with a frickin baby as your president
@@balboaunderdog1968 That's putting faith in trump too...bad idea
Don't know why it's wrong to be hopeful. Society is dead.
@@balboaunderdog1968 I mean, yeah you should be hopeful, it's extremely unlikely that this is going to like, collapse society, but that doesnt mean listening to trump
If anyone thinks they might have it, please go to a trump rally then see your doctor
You are a terrible human being to tell people to infect others. But it won't matter. Trump rally participants wash their hands and don't suck ass. So....
count783 they are the ones most likely to spread it because they feed off of trumps bullshit they will think they are immune because the numbers look great!
The foolishness runs deep in the Jimmy Kimmel fan boy crowd. 😂
@@MsDawnyk Trump rally participants=people of Walmart
@@X1vapor your comment about all the hatred is easily debunked. Go read all the comments on this whole thread. So much hate for a group of fellow human beings with hopes and dreams and loved ones....all because of their political views. It's sad on both sides. Regardless of your political views, it's wrong to wish illness on anyone.
The woman in the corner is clearly thinking, WTF is he talking about!
I'm with her what's he thinking 😂 because he doesn't make sense to me 🤨
I’m wondering why she’s not being mentioned. She was grinning the whole time 😂. Love her👏🏾🌹 lol! Our president is such a chump man 😂
@sorry mrgoogle no it's no mind reading... that's just the face my GF makes when I make no sense
This was funny but also serious too ! Thank you J W Baby for this video 😘💓💐
Do the Elbow bump?? isn't that the same place we are to sneeze and cough??
"Maybe I have a natural ability!" Or maybe you're a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, stable genius.
But he likes this “stuff”!!🤣😂🤣😂
Well done on dunning kruger. Ppl ask what it is. I don't think I've ever seen it more applicable than here. Sometimes he makes me laugh, but wow. This is how I know there is no god. I have my own system and I love it, I really love it. I GET IT.
A billionaire who became POTUS. I think you are the one with the the dunning- kruger effect. Funny how conservatives have been saying this about AOC for a while and now you guys are using the term too. Pathetic😀
@@atruth805 is it possible to laugh at Trump and AOC simultaneously? Cause that's me. Is it possible to not like Bernie and his dumbass supporters bc that's me too.
Russell Scott not for him, because he’s just as much a sheep as the people he calls sheep
"Such a beautiful virus. I couldn't have contracted a more perfect pathogen!"
Arcturion Blade What kind of fish is that?
Exactly. As a licensed health care professional the way the virus uses children as secrete carriers, has a two week incubation with no symptoms, and the elderly and chronically ill are most at risk for death.... this is unlike anything I have seen before and I keep trying to make sense of it but at this point being created in a lab is one of the possibilities that comes to mind.
@@stephaniechristy9402 I have my doubts about this being deliberately created in a lab. China's "wet markets" with live animals of all types being crammed into cages in unsanitary conditions makes much more sense. As the saying goes, never attribute to malice when stupidity would more than suffice.
@@stephaniechristy9402 Do you think the Chinese invented it themselves, or did they steal the IP from the US?
He does no know that word.
Jimmy Thank you for making my day!!!!!💙
5:28 who put that hat on the Michelin Man?
The man in the red tie, too -- that look priceless.
Does trump himself realise what kinda rubbish things he is saying out loud! Like for god sakes what is wrong with u man.
He won't even get it
That's His Omniscient Omnimpotent Divine Magnificence you're asking about. Of course he realizes...... when your entire universe ends at the inner surface of your corneas, toenails, wig, and end of your golf club, he doesn't have much room available to stand back and watch himself...... even in ritualistic obsessive viewing of himself on every bit of media he can get of and about himself, he's absolutely convinced there's no greater intellect, no greater talent, no higher order of entitlement, privilege, authority, and immunity than that he couldn't be less deserving. Again, of COURSE he realizes.
The worst possible assessment of Trump's character sounds to him like praise and even worship...... and he sure gets a lot of that, to include the respect he can't get without extorting it.
"How big am I?? Big, right? Really big. Say it..... tell me I'm the biggest...... nobody's bigger than me. Tell me "there's nobody bigger than you" and smile when you say it....... don't give me that kidnapping victim's smile....... look at me, smile like you mean it..... now, how big am I? The biggest, right? SMILE!!!! Now SAY IT!!! "You're......SO....... BIG". Now get outta here, you're fired....."
The worse, the better. A compilation of media of his worst behaviors and malice is simply an audiovisual list of exactly what will cause another four-year sustained overflow of the Oval Office septic tank. All the very points that mesmerize and exhilarate those "always be around unsuccessful" people....... (you'll always get respect).
YUP. Unsuccessful people that respect him get a steel-boot kick in the teeth when he chops away at Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, and last resorts for so many. Praise be unto the Father, Son, and Holy Trump, slasher of hope, generator of regret. Mission accomplished, round #1.
@@oneworld9071 absolutely superb description of Trump. Echoes my sentiments exactly
Like All old people, Look at Joe Biden speech, He's almost getting to the level of Trump for not making any sense.
Nope, he is a narcissist. They never see anything wrong with them. It's delusion of grandeur.
"Be patient or be A patient" hahahaha
Jimmy : why are people buying a lot of toilet paper?
Me: Because things are getting really
shitty 💩💩
"All these doctors said "How do you know so much about all this?!!" First - they didn't. Second- they have the best poker faces I've seen today, although some are exhibting facial twitches...Educated panic!
Uncle John Trump was actually an engineering professor, not a medical doc.
Lizz Keiper - 🦠Fake News folks are trying to scare the hell out of everyone. China is to blame for coronavirus and it’s spread. Time for US companies to bring back manufacturing especially Pharmaceutical companies to the USA. Less than 2.5% of people die with coronavirus and most are elderly or have weak immune systems. Just the facts not liberal bias fake news BS.
David Stone thanks for your sage wisdom Einstein
@@drstone1167 This is a CZcams video Socrates
So, David Stone, it doesn’t matter that people are suffering and dying because they’re elderly and/or have compromised immune function?
In the end what really matters is that his uncle John was a genius, it runs in the family. :D
Lmao to many funny stuff to pick one to comment on I'm over here dying 😂😂😂😂😂 but I wash my hands but not for 20 seconds because I don't have enough patience had me laughing out loud!
Can we all agree that once he’s out. We never speak his name again?
Nope we will always make fun of him.
Are we talkin Trump or Joe Biden because Trump is a boss lol
Weasel Worm trump is going to win
@@eathanralston1143 boss of trump university and look how that turned out. Just like all his other failures.
He must be remembered so it doesn't happen again
Once is bad enough
Of course, every male candidate considered "tough" while Warren is considered "mean" when she's critical is the very definition of sexism. But that point is lost on the SuperGenius.
BB sexism, racism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. The hate just needs to go! We NEED a woman as President. I think a woman would do very very well.
Gary-Alan no we don’t
BB you comment that on a guys video who got his start by showing girls with wet tshirts jumping on trampolines...
Correct! - Warren had concrete plans for everything she spoke about,and had every right, in fact a duty to America, to call out Bloomberg and point out who he really is....how dare she say that to a man....the premise would be hilarious if so many idiots didn't parrot that nonsense. The Moron-a-Virus is infecting more people every day.
@youngputter why, what are you afraid of? You do realize that women are CEOs of some of the largest corporations in the world right? Oh, I know you forgot it’s not the 1950s anymore.
This is like Kim Jung Un tell his ppl he doesnt poop or pee.
I just watched the interview tonight. 😂
Lol or that his people “starve”
Kim Jung Un the supreme leader of North Korea uses propaganda for ppl to believe he is their god and should be worshipped, he even went as far as to say he doesnt poop or pee🤣🤣🤣 this is tru look it up
It must be the magic trucker hat that makes him a genius!
Man he didn’t come up with the “elbump”
Coughing into your elbow is a recommended technique to stop aerosol spreading of the virus. You are.recommending to then touch them together? NO! NO! NO!
haha, good one - I was in a meeting where people kicked each other in the shins for a greeting ......
Don't worry!!!.....president Dumbazz says its a "HOAX"....don't worry
@Ian Schmidt Where is the line of demarcation on your sleeve? Is it a solid line ? Or is there overspray?
I mean, it's not exactly an irrational fear on his part. He's old and unhealthy, so if he gets sick it could be really bad.
If only he gave as much of a damn about the rest of us.
I was thinking how ironic it would be if Trump caught this and it ended up beating him. He is 73... I almost feel like since he's so sure this isn't a big deal, that he should just get it on purpose to show everyone not to worry.
If only.......
Yeah it would but if you’re hoping for it and you get your wish have fun with Mike Pence
Yes we can sure hope he gets it
...WE CAN ONLY HOPE...!!!!
I’ve been trying...to no avail, to get Mr. Kimmel to have Jericho Green on his show. I’d love to see that debate. 😁
I’ve been doing the elbump all week 😭
“It’s like he’s losing a debate against himself” 😂😂
And he's what the democratic party is banking on to beat Trump. All because they can't deal with the fact that Bernie would take away some of their millions/billions.
@@spderweb well trump is not doing anything about it he put pence up with it so he will take the blame
spderweb Joe’ll be fine. Long as the debates are before sundown.
Jordan Crooks he also said it was fake and made up by Democrats 😂
Trump Supporter "hey he is winning that too".
That Joe Biden clip made me scream
And I’m gonna scream if I have to vote for him in November
How the F did Dems mess this up. HOW hard is it to find a candidate? Apparently, very...
Biden has so many funny clips 🤣🤣🤣
I will not watch a Pete buttigiege hosted show! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
They would rather lose to trump than have a progressive populist
David Butler where did I say I was voting for trump?
Thank you for pointing out that mans reaction. I noticed it live 🤣
I love Jimmy Kimmel!! Too funny
The politicizing of this by both sides is crippling our containment of this. I hope it gets better.
The cdc people are like yep okay ima bite my tongue so I don’t lose my job lmao
Glad I do not live in the US!!!
Truly kills me how he is so deep in his own delusion he can't tell when people aren't taking him seriously.
Every single one of those people were the definition of smile and nod.
Them: Don’t cough in your hands, cough in your elbow /sleeve.
Also Them: # Elbump
Lmao now that’s funny
"longest working record at mit. great super genius." come on u.s.a. how can you let this go on
When Trump is bragging, look at the doctors' faces. It's clear they don't think he's the genius Trump thinks he is!
Uhhh yeah, Jimmy pointed that out, Genius.
Jason Van Stone
😂🤣😅
Expert: "How could you _possibly_ understand this? What makes you such a genius huh?"
Trump: "wow, they think Im a genius"
@@ecomimicryproject
Even in America it doesnt always work out.
I have a habit of speaking up when I see something wrong
I realize the Army is a little different, and I dont have an advanced degree
As a Lieutenant I spoke up to my Captain (boss) then my Lieutenant Colonel (boss' boss) because 2 Soldiers were about to pay for the body armor they were wearing when they got blown up in Afghanistan
Their armor was cut off by medics and tossed into a ditch before they got loaded into the Helicopter.
Some paperwork got lost and the body armor was showing as lost, not destroyed in combat.
I lost that fight, they got charged for the body armor.
It also destroyed my career.
Ive found the fastest way to destroy your career in government is to speak up, even when you speak up for something thats obviously right
I would love to be that doctor and turn around and tell Trump to his face that hes an idiot
But never forget, that would end that doctor's career on the spot
Morty Sanchez We all saw how Trump has ruined the career of those that spoke out on Ukraine. Even those not directly involved. I agree even in a “free” society speaking out can be dangerous. However, we still need to have a few brave people to step forward otherwise we all are doomed in this world. ( Not talking directly about the COVID19 situation but the world and life in general)
Check out the look on that guy's face who's wearing the red tie! LOL
Yep, he looks like the cop who pulled you over for speeding while you mumble your excuse.
" He was a great SuPEr GeNIuS " thats got to be the most stupid thing said.
Liberty AboveAllElse maybe watch the video before blabbering BS
Love that everyones saying if you have to cough...cough into your elbow!!! Now lets all do the new thing called the elbump!!!!
It is so funny to watch the expressions of those around Mr. Trump, pleasant and patient like they are listening to that ancient uncle tell the same story for the thousandth time.
I am watching this in Spain and as Jimmy mention "doing the elbow" I saw 2 people do it .. then immediately kiss on each cheek LoL .. I'm not joking
“Elbump” has been happening in tattoo shops for decades.
Makes sense. It’s a social spot like a barbershop, except the professionals are wearing rubber gloves.
Till Trump takes credit, coz of the 'ump' ending'
2:00 Plot twist: People sneeze and cough into their elbows.
How is something people commonly do considered a “plot twist”?
I know you’re trying to say it’s stupid and you’re right it’s stupid but it’s not a plot twist. Besides they could just cough in their left and bump with their right problem solved.
To me it's better to sneeze or cough into your hands as long as you disinfect them, do you actually wash your elbow after you do these? I guess not. There's also a risk of spreading fluids/germs further because you don't cover your whole face.
Starting at 4:40, the face of the guy in the red tie says it all! LOL
0:33
You gotta admit, that is a smooth edit
but trump said
“In April with the warmer weather, it will Miraculously go away”
🤦♂️😂😂😂😂
ΞLΞVΛTΞ Well, give it a month. Apparently the number of cases of the virus will be six times what it is now.
wait till it reaches Spanish flu numbers
@@algirdasvasiliauskas2860 I really doubt it will reach spanish flu numbers. Only 80,000 cases in Wuhan, THE SOURCE CITY OF THE VIRUS. Gotta think logically, coronavirus will not reach 500,000,000 cases.
@@DarkSpice84 oh yeah and Italy has more death cases in one day than China has since the beginning of the outbreak. Viruses EVOLVE, remember.
@@baothachtruong9118 So we can easily debunk this statement by simply stating that Italy has had a TOTAL of 1,266 deaths, while China has had a TOTAL of 3,177 deaths.
Please do deep research before you throw information out.
SNL just needs to have Alec Baldwin repeat Trump’s little spiel about his uncle verbatim for the cold open this weekend.
The funniest SNL presidential parody that wasn't actually a parody.
4:40 - the uncle with the green tie and his battle with himself not laughing was the highlight of this. The other uncle with the solid red tie did measure up Trump at 4:48
Donald J. Trump, he thinks the "J" stands for genius. 🤦♂️
A K 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂 that is so funny... orange man very bad!!
"The crownvirus was made in China, so it shouldn't last too long."
Or the J stands for just doing a great job as our President.
Omg that's truly funny
@@foxybrown5715 Sorry but China makes some high-quality products, Wake up.
Aren’t we supposed to sneeze into our elbows?
We do
I love Guillermo's laugh
A great “super” genius 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
The man is reall 🙏y sad I don't feel sorry for him because he's the devil 😘😂🙏
Steve Monroe being like "WTF is Trump smoking?"
Needs a Pres medal of freedom for not laughing in front of Fox camera.
Jason Bourne needs to be briefed about this guy.
I knew it; laughter IS the best medicine
He would rather lie instead of turning around and asking the Dr’s that are standing right there wow
K.T. Harmon
Welcome to narcissism 101!! They WILL re-write history given the chance!
Can you say alternate reality three times?
Haaaaa trump is the best!!!
Trump always talks about being historic and he has certainly achieved one thing; he will always be known as the most laughed at person of all time.
Laugh as you may, but one thing is true he has been keeping the promises he made to us. Personally I can see Joe or Bernie winning, Joe is just crazy, and Bernie wants to destroy this country.
@@davidshaw5126 😂
Nah he ain't that comic
should've worn a mask trump.
“coronavirus”
guy: *WOO*
Note: the blond woman struggling to keep a straight face.
I'm from italy I find it so funny to watch trump tweets and his speeches like this one...
I like him as a president tho, wish he would admit his mistakes about coronavirus tho
i think im cute pointing at my head , faceass
I thought she was one of his aides?
What's her name?
Kris Frederick she said:🥴
the trouble with the elbow bump is that after we sneeze into our sleeve, we pass it on that way.
😂😂😂😂😂God bless you Jimmy. I laughing so much now, you save me from depresion right now, because I am so sad these days.... This episode is really a therapy for me. 🙂🥰😘🙋♀️
"They like a person like me, that's not mean"? Trump said that!?! Hahahahaha. He is mean to the bone! "Mean" is his middle name! (And he's extra mean in a debate. Only he says mean lies, whereas Warren called Bloomberg out on some real concerns.)