Attempting Skyrim's Dumbest "Quests"

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  • You submitted quests, I tried them out! Join Ty Pennington, former host (and current High Elf) of the hit TV show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition as he attempts to reclaim his former glory, deliver a snack, and free some children from their demonic parents.
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    (Previously on the channel)
    #Joov #Skyrim
    Can you play Fallout 4 without leaving The Glowing Sea - • Can you play Fallout 4...
    Can you play Skyrim without leaving Blackreach? - • Can you play Skyrim wi...
    Can you play Skyrim without leaving Whiterun? - • Can you play Skyrim wi...
    Can you play Skyrim without leaving Solitude? - • Can you play Skyrim wi...
    Can you play Fallout 4 without leaving Diamond City? - • Can you play Fallout 4...
    Can you play Skyrim without leaving Riften? - • Can you play Skyrim wi...
    Can you play Oblivion without leaving The Imperial City? - • Can you play Oblivion ...
    0:00 - Intro
    0:28 - Interior Design
    12:18 - A Snax for Parthurnax
    20:07 - Monstrous Behavior
    28:03 - Ranking Skyrim's Jails
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  • @Joov
    @Joov  Před rokem +961

    Had a ton of fun with this one! Wish we could've gotten to more suggestions because they were all great! - If you all enjoy this one though, I can certainly dig into the community post from before or make a new one for more fun quests. More videos soon!

    • @natalie022
      @natalie022 Před rokem +44

      In order to make items stay put you need to drop them, leave the cell/room, reload once, and THEN you can go back inside and move them… something about items needing at least one load to register or something, it just works…😊

    • @Shayhammowolf
      @Shayhammowolf Před rokem +5

      Please check it! I had my idea and I can't wait to see you do it.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 Před rokem +36

      Please do a series! There were so many good ones on the old community post and I'm sure there are so many good ones yet to be voiced

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +30

      @@schoo9256 There really were so many good ones!

    • @dr.JackieBright
      @dr.JackieBright Před rokem +1

      I would love to see someone use the flying bucket glitch to fly from markarth to the college of winterhold. It's an absolutely insane thought, and I'm certainly not expecting you to do it. It just feels like that would be insane to watch. And before anyone says you would fly too high to land safely, you can control your height. You just need to be very careful.

  • @TheNextDecade244
    @TheNextDecade244 Před rokem +2968

    The best part of the extreme makeover was imagining Astrid seeing her new inductee just... pull out an entire truckload of random bullshit out of his pants, ignore her demand and spend a few hours walking around meticulously decorating the shack.

    • @AutumnSwift2
      @AutumnSwift2 Před rokem +252

      And then leaving

    • @eviem5658
      @eviem5658 Před rokem +192

      Fits right in with the rest of the brotherhood

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka Před rokem

      “I prefer to kill my victims in a nice looking place, thank you very much.”

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 Před rokem +77

      Just when she thought she'd seen it all...

    • @orhankocak9279
      @orhankocak9279 Před 11 měsíci +32

      And then everything exploding

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity Před rokem +3371

    It’s funny how raven rock jail is nicer than a large chunk of Skyrim’s residents homes.

    • @vivivoli
      @vivivoli Před rokem +393

      yet another piece of evidence towards dunmer superiority

    • @AppealtoImmortality
      @AppealtoImmortality Před rokem +395

      Skyrim equivalent to average jail cell in Norway vs best apartment in Detroit.

    • @LowResCatExplosion
      @LowResCatExplosion Před rokem +54

      @ok and and yet every time a thief accosts me it's always a dark elf or argonian 🤔

    • @Precious.Achiuwa
      @Precious.Achiuwa Před rokem +95

      @@LowResCatExplosion found the khajiit

    • @RUMBLERUCKUS
      @RUMBLERUCKUS Před rokem +27

      ​@Precious Achiuwa you mean the nord?? 😅

  • @sindurwavesismaturf
    @sindurwavesismaturf Před rokem +917

    24:00 If a kid says something along the lines of "i hate you" or "I hope monsters come and eat you" that means he saw you kill his parents

    • @yeahokay8501
      @yeahokay8501 Před rokem +42

      I'm pretty sure the monster eating kid is always like that

    • @roerose4449
      @roerose4449 Před 11 měsíci +80

      "i HATE you, ill hate you forever, and ever, and ever" to be precise. i did this challenge

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 Před 9 měsíci +222

      Skyrim kids don't play. One time I stole a few tomatoes out of the bannered mare, and Lucia scraped together enough coin to have a group of thugs try to kick my ass. I admired her spirit and adopted her afterwards.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec Před 9 měsíci +67

      ​@@rustyjones7908they probably did it for free out of fear for the immortal deities that are children in bethesda games

    • @Nikolaj11
      @Nikolaj11 Před 7 měsíci +36

      Generally friends and family of the Dragonborn's victims will know the Dragonborn was their loved one's murderer regardless of having witnessed it or not. You see it in this video here with how Amren talked to Ty Bennington just before being unalived.
      One of the Dark Brotherhood quests has you kill the Jarl of Falreath's bodyguard and the Jarl will sneer at you afterwards. I found it annoying so I experimented with the console, plopping the bodyguard down in further and further away locations and the Jarl would still know I was the killer.

  • @wearytaco1641
    @wearytaco1641 Před rokem +1167

    Okay but a book ranking all the jails in Skyrim would 100% be a book you would find in Skyrim 😂

    • @arandomguy7367
      @arandomguy7367 Před rokem +34

      I believe it IS a book you find in Skyrim

    • @tiggyvolts9076
      @tiggyvolts9076 Před 10 měsíci +55

      It could be written by Cynric from the thieves guild, whose past job it was to get imprisoned in order to break out with someone the client knows or something. Feels fitting

    • @Sheogarath
      @Sheogarath Před 10 měsíci

      Where can i find it

    • @evanprince3875
      @evanprince3875 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@arandomguy7367do you know where it is or what it's called?

    • @arandomguy7367
      @arandomguy7367 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@evanprince3875 I don't, sorry. I just remember finding it once in Riften jail. I think it might be related to the Thieves Guild, you could probably look up info based on that

  • @Marieeeeuhhhh
    @Marieeeeuhhhh Před rokem +1763

    Ahhh yes, another day in Skyrim. Collecting kids and decorating a murder house🤗

    • @tatecrossette2855
      @tatecrossette2855 Před rokem +26

      Yeah, they're just simple everyday chores

    • @CrashOzzy1223
      @CrashOzzy1223 Před rokem +9

      Casually on a Thursday (uploaded on a Thursday)

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Před 10 měsíci

      I had to start literally the whole game over bc I had no idea this game had extensive lore and like a whole ass backstory, or that it was so big, and I killed too many important characters to basically do anything, but I sure af did intentionally NOT adopt Lucia this time. What a little shit! Sofie, no regrets. Give her a dagger and watch her stab a mannequin and groom her sibling. 😂 This time I got her and the kid from…I want to say the mine? Ale-something. He’s a good one. Husband upgrade, too! Next time I play a video game I will do my damn research, bet.

    • @DH-gq7bm
      @DH-gq7bm Před 8 měsíci

      Basically owning hjerim with kids

  • @kaichihuahua5229
    @kaichihuahua5229 Před rokem +619

    the items exploding was my very first "experience" with skyrim and made me so UPSET, i felt that so hard
    got breezehome and put all my food and decor i had hoarded on the table, took me a FRUSTRATING hour
    left to grab more cups, came back...
    instantly went to learn how to mod the game

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +241

      I'm genuinely upset I let my muscle memory quick load for me in that moment. I completely voided any chance at a great before/after shot

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Před rokem +65

      I've had a situation with three pies before. One randomly flipped into the air, landing on the edge of the second one, which flipped and made the third flip. I couldn't even be mad, it was hilarious

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Před rokem +24

      @@Romanticoutlaw on one hand I’m tempted to call bullshit, on the other, yeah, that sounds like something that might happen “because Skyrim.”

    • @jeghaterdegforfaen
      @jeghaterdegforfaen Před 9 měsíci +10

      I feel you. I tried to have a bunch gems in a display case. It turns out you can't have a lot of gems neatly put together like that.

    • @TheEmeraldWeirdo
      @TheEmeraldWeirdo Před 8 měsíci +5

      Here's hoping Elder Scrolls 6 has a better physics engine.

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 Před rokem +623

    Raven Rock tries to keep you in by making it better to stay than leave!

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +191

      We're used to not leaving around here

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Před rokem +27

      @@Joov What better way to keep somebody in prison than by making it better than the outside world?

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 Před rokem +14

      ​@@Joovcan you play skyrim without leaving the bullwark when?

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 Před rokem +5

      On a recent-ish playthrough I used an alternate start mod to start the game as a Dunmer in Raven Rock. I was on Survival mode and there was no way to actually get off the island without fast travel because there's no dialogue with the ship captain if you never spoke to him in Skyrim. I eventually had to turn Survival mode off to finally get to Skyrim, but I did that once I was mostly out of things to do (you can't start the main DLC questlines without progressing the main vanilla quest), so I ended up spending probably a good 10+ hours just living in Raven Rock and trying to survive while completing most of the NPC quests there.
      It definitely made me appreciate it more than the other cities in the game. Normally you don't spend that long in each city nor interact that much with the people there.

  • @Snamwiches
    @Snamwiches Před rokem +400

    So happy Knud’s in a better situation now. Those stairs look phenomenal

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +62

      We even have Nintendo at the tower!

  • @sunrise_reverie
    @sunrise_reverie Před rokem +998

    For anyone who wants to do interior decorating in Skyrim, get Jaxonz Positioner mod. It lets you take everything from everywhere and place it at home (also resize it, rotate, and lock in place). It's GREAT fun! But if you want to set up some havoc-enabled items, first drop them from inventory, save, reload, and only then move them into place and lock with Jaxonz. Otherwise they may reset to the original drop position.

    • @sunrise_reverie
      @sunrise_reverie Před rokem +82

      And by everything, I mean everything. Rugs, furniture (you can sit on placed chairs/sleep in beds), foxes, butterflies, dragons. Rarely a mod object may not work. Seems quite random.

    • @JustaThing
      @JustaThing Před rokem +8

      We love some good home decorating

    • @kidashian4658
      @kidashian4658 Před rokem +36

      Once I discovered this mod, I spent more time gathering decor and remodeling player homes than playing the actual game... 11/10 best mod.

    • @elyndafae1593
      @elyndafae1593 Před rokem +14

      Wow! That's a must have for me! I just hate it when I accidentally knock things over in my house: putting it back where it was is a real pain, even when I can actually remember how you pick things up. The first time I encountered that feature of the game was by accident, and I thought it was a bug! I found myself dragging dead bandits about and couldn't figure how to let go of them.

  • @MrBrewskiDrewski
    @MrBrewskiDrewski Před rokem +1851

    Didn’t extreme makeover also make those homes way too expensive and the families had to move out shortly after? Kind of a double edged sword if you ask me. Now the dark brotherhood is going to have to find a new murder den.

    • @roseolivas08
      @roseolivas08 Před rokem +621

      Jokes aside, this is true- usually the taxes they have to pay on the new value of the house is too much for the already strapped families to handle :/

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 Před rokem +280

      ​@@roseolivas08 car lotteries have the same issue

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 Před rokem +392

      Isn't it great how the government forces you out of a nice home?

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 Před rokem +197

      @@roseolivas08 We just love property taxes, don't we?

    • @Quirkee37
      @Quirkee37 Před rokem +214

      ​@@reaganharder1480 With car lotteries you can pretty easily just sell the car and get a more affordable at least, and probably make a profit from it. Selling a house and then buying a new house you can afford that's also in the right area can be super time consuming and it can be way harder to turn a profit unless you already have a lot of money

  • @endertoad7613
    @endertoad7613 Před rokem +150

    im just imagining astrid sitting there for an hour just wodnering to herself "what kind of lunatic did i pick up?"

  • @delphinium4987
    @delphinium4987 Před rokem +238

    The Bulwark wasn't even a prison, it was a rehabilitation facility. It had a zen garden (the escape route), an animal adoption program (the floaty guys whose name I always forget), educational material (books), it encouraged socialization with other inmates (booze), it had it all! The only thing it was missing was like a therapist. 10/10

    • @juchenecromancer5644
      @juchenecromancer5644 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Netch

    • @KysEcstacy
      @KysEcstacy Před 11 měsíci +15

      The bulwark is better than almost every prison in the real world wtf

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@KysEcstacy It is lacking a couch, a TV, sports paraphernalia, a bathroom, and most important of all, education and work opportunities to prepare a better life after release.

  • @Joyful_Traitor
    @Joyful_Traitor Před rokem +323

    Your quickload with the abandoned house made me laugh it took so long just to have it ruined

    • @alyssawalker23
      @alyssawalker23 Před rokem +16

      Lol, as soon as I heard him say quick load I cringed in anticipation 😂

  • @ThatWildcard
    @ThatWildcard Před 8 měsíci +47

    I just imagine the dev who implemented the orphan mechanic was like "oh no what about the kids if a dragon eats their parents? They must be cared for!" And accidentally made the children a collectible

  • @jaygamings6888
    @jaygamings6888 Před rokem +135

    Dancing waifu of copyright defense is probably the best way I've ever seen anyone get around copyright ever.

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +67

      Fun fact: This video still got hit with 3 different copyright claims bc I fell in love with a few tunes from Ski Safari and Overcooked - also! This was 100% inspired by Cosmonaut Variety Hour. Great channel!

    • @xbon1
      @xbon1 Před 10 měsíci

      Oki doki boomer

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 3 měsíci +2

      She seems familiar, but I can't remember from where.

  • @ItsJabo
    @ItsJabo Před rokem +296

    My favourite episode of Extreme Makover Home Edition is when this kid enjoyed playing soccer so the evil genuis that is Ty Bennington decided to put LITERAL fake grass all over his bedroom floor 🙃

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +148

      Nah forreal the kids rooms were always just a Pimp My Ride episode 😭😭

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu Před rokem +75

      My favorite part of that show is how all the home renovations made the property tax go up to the point where the family, which was already in dire straits, just straight up couldn't afford to live there anymore and had to move out/lost the house anyways.

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 Před rokem +12

      @@heirofaniudidn’t they choose to go on the show? Isn’t it their own fault for not learning what would happen after? I don’t think these people just randomly showed up, held them at gunpoint and demanded that they let them renovate their house

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu Před rokem +10

      @Aubrey H I'm laughing at the irony of the situation, not a particular person or persons.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish Před rokem +15

      @@heirofaniu Not ust the property tax the renovation itself is considered "Income"

  • @leobarnes4593
    @leobarnes4593 Před rokem +894

    A 40 min Joov vid?
    The night before my exam?
    You are a bad influence.

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +411

      I am hereby ordering you to go back to studying

    • @oscarolea4776
      @oscarolea4776 Před rokem +69

      @@Joov Yeah Leo, dont drop out or neglect your studies. It's a bad rabbit hole from there on out easily 90% of the time

    • @grahamquzeul8678
      @grahamquzeul8678 Před rokem +17

      Only skip studying if you're rich

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Před rokem +80

      @@grahamquzeul8678 Don't skip studying if you're rich. Undereducated super rich people are the reason we're in a lot of this mess

    • @theinfinity2988
      @theinfinity2988 Před rokem +15

      @@BierBart12 I would say smart rich people are more “dangerous”

  • @daymuntaku6590
    @daymuntaku6590 Před rokem +78

    the 'House Flipper' soundtrack playing while you're trying to mush a torch into the rafters of the shack is what really sells it 😂

  • @mangomadnes1103
    @mangomadnes1103 Před rokem +41

    The lovely thing with ‘home decorating’ in Skyrim is that when you reload an area; items will spawn where you initially dropped them, not where you moved them

  • @twofacedlover
    @twofacedlover Před rokem +76

    well, today I learned that you can actually orphan and adopt those kids lmfao 💀 12 years of playing skyrim and I still learn new things

    • @Polomance862
      @Polomance862 Před rokem +13

      I found this out after dragons killed Dorthe's parents in Riverwood and later found her in the orphanage.
      I used this knowledge to kill Lemkil to adopt Sissel.

  • @Sebastian-xi6vg
    @Sebastian-xi6vg Před rokem +171

    Now we need Ty Pennington's extreme makeover to be renewed for fallout 3.

  • @NateFroge
    @NateFroge Před rokem +49

    36:52
    “come to gawk at the monster” is my new pickup line.

    • @MinnowTF
      @MinnowTF Před 10 měsíci

      ‘why does nobody love me’

  • @deedreamerify
    @deedreamerify Před rokem +68

    "sacrifice yourself for the Elder Rolls" caught me completely off guard 😂

  • @OsirisGrimoire
    @OsirisGrimoire Před rokem +63

    I always feel bad about the city orphans i can't adopt getting stuck doing child labor. Sucks that you aren't given the option to send them to the orphanage after freeing it from Grelod; and yet, the game let's you send other children there by murdering their parents. Also, no chance to adopt Aventus Aretino

  • @Buhyeu
    @Buhyeu Před rokem +66

    “Surprise it’s your new dad” that feckin killed me lol, nicely done

  • @remsilvertongue25
    @remsilvertongue25 Před rokem +188

    I'm not sure if this was ever suggested, but it'd be interesting to try to create a little serial killing plot by giving your kills a little personality. Like by decorating your crime scenes in interesting ways, leaving a calling card of sorts.
    Maybe aiming to kill every butcher and display their corpse among their wares, or killing alchemists with their own supplies could work as possible end goals.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před rokem +15

      That’s such a fun idea! The Butcher of Butchers!

    • @colten7525
      @colten7525 Před rokem +14

      I would love to do that but the NPCs in Bethesda somehow _always_ know if you commit a crime

    • @EthanHyland
      @EthanHyland Před rokem +5

      ​@@colten7525 One time, my dad married Camilla Valerius. That was a mistake. Sven or Faendal came by still trying to woo their girl. Of course, my dad was like WTF and killed him and got a bounty for it.

    • @FlowersOfIcetor
      @FlowersOfIcetor Před rokem +1

      That’s even more fun since the butchers in Skyrim are pretty much all Namira worshipping cannnibals

    • @TheOfficialPSI
      @TheOfficialPSI Před rokem +3

      Mix it with the first quest. Kill everyone who lives in a home, then decorate their house until it looks spectacular. Bonus points if you have a custom note mod and leave a note with your business details on it on the table.

  • @Xiporah
    @Xiporah Před rokem +208

    I have an "endless chopping" mod, so when I'm low on gold, I can set my character up at a chopping block and go smoke a bowl or check on the laundry or go pee.
    I'm tempted to leave it running overnight. One day in Skyrim takes 1 hour and 12 minutes irl, so leaving it overnight would be over a week in game of my character doing absolutely nothing but chopping wood with a blank expression, never sleeping, never stopping.

    • @eureka_effect_gaming
      @eureka_effect_gaming Před rokem +12

      Do it.

    • @erickzamora921
      @erickzamora921 Před rokem +12

      I would love to know why you’d do this over adding the gold yourself 🙏🏽
      Genuinely curious as to why you prefer one over the other friend !

    • @Xiporah
      @Xiporah Před rokem +38

      @@erickzamora921 I'm not going to lie, It sounds nice in the background, especially if you're chopping in Riverwood. (Unless a certain wood elf decides to start simping in your ear about the only single woman in town.)
      My other favorite way to make ridiculous amounts of gold is to mix Blue Mountain Flowers and Hanging Moss together to make a worthless potion that sells for a lot of gold and helps you level alchemy super quickly.

    • @EthanHyland
      @EthanHyland Před rokem +8

      ​@@Xiporah For a potion that both fortifies your health and heals you, mix Blue Mountain Flowers and Wheat.

    • @ogfridgeman5546
      @ogfridgeman5546 Před rokem

      Ew a stoner

  • @thediethrower1803
    @thediethrower1803 Před rokem +118

    Next up, making the starting town in Fallout 4 look like the old days. Really bring back that feeling that made the Lone Survivor move in originally!

    • @ghoul-corpse
      @ghoul-corpse Před rokem +15

      YEAH sounds splendid!!... i tried to... I... you DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I SUFFERED AND IT STILL AFTER 3 YEARS OF WORK WASNT YET DONE...

    • @AutumnSwift2
      @AutumnSwift2 Před rokem +16

      Without mods and skill there is no way to actually achieve it.

    • @ghoul-corpse
      @ghoul-corpse Před rokem +2

      @@AutumnSwift2 exactly 🙃😔☹️😭😢😖😣

    • @nathanbarrett4402
      @nathanbarrett4402 Před rokem +2

      I actually did this on my first playthrough. Did a ton of rug glitches to fix all the house walls, fixed the pickets fences and added street lamps all along the roads.

    • @DH-gq7bm
      @DH-gq7bm Před 8 měsíci +1

      I refuse to believe those lustron homes would look that shitty after 200 years. Yeah the country was bombed but not right at sanctuary hills. The lustron houses look shittier than the wood ones. Why is all of the metal paneling completely gone. And the refugees moving in and attempting to fix that steaming mess is tragic. I wish they were actually intact, then it would just be a matter of decorating.

  • @flabbergasted6231
    @flabbergasted6231 Před rokem +134

    I just love everything about Ravenrock. They seem to genuinely care about people there. It feels like home whenever you go there and I don't know why. I know that they are big about family and being respectful especially to the dead even if it is an enemy. They will build a tomb and give a proper burial for a dead enemy that they respect despite the fact they were enemies.

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 Před rokem +36

      Raven Rock was abandoned by the East Empire company, so now it's just an ex-mining town. It's a tight knit community becuase it has to be to survive in that dustbowl. Basically it's a "It's hell, but it's OUR hell." situation

    • @flabbergasted6231
      @flabbergasted6231 Před rokem +5

      @Darien B Yeah, you learn that lore I believe from the old miner you help and also from the merchant you sell east empire pendants to. I can't remember if the bar keep and the town leaders also tell you about it or not but I think they give a bit of lore about it. There are also books about it if I remember right. It has been a while since I read them though. I think the reason it feels so homey to me though is probably the atmosphere with the music and sound effects also the architecture is really cool. And all the warm colors. The people can be cranky but not bad compared to how annoying most nord guards are in Skyrim. Most of the time they call you by a term of respect which is funny considering the old elderscroll games. 😂

    • @FubblerCo.
      @FubblerCo. Před rokem

      I haven't played fully through, can you live there?

    • @TheMoonRover
      @TheMoonRover Před rokem +2

      @@FubblerCo. In Raven Rock? Yes, you get Severin Manor as a reward for doing a few side quests which help the town.

    • @mistersandman3446
      @mistersandman3446 Před rokem

      ​@@flabbergasted6231 well by the time you normally get to Solstheim you're way stronger and well armed than the usual human, so they'd best respect you.

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka Před rokem +26

    You actually made the abandoned shack look so good, the lighting changed it so much. Such a shame quickloading screws everything over so much 😔

  • @FrostyTheSnowPickle
    @FrostyTheSnowPickle Před rokem +61

    20:47
    CassieBubbles: Hi Joov! So happy to catch another stream! How are you doing?
    Joov: Our first objective is to *orphan every possible child in game,* so we have to kill fifteen sets of parents.

    • @spinerflame7922
      @spinerflame7922 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Cant forget the single frame of someone emoting "TOS"

  • @DShephard91
    @DShephard91 Před rokem +8

    "Restocking the orphanage" is the funniest allegory for serial murder I've heard in a while.

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety Před rokem +21

    You couldn't send the home owners on vacation during the redesign, so your crew just put bags on their heads. Now that is creativity!

  • @villings
    @villings Před rokem +71

    extreme makeover home edition worked like this: they fixed your house, you moved back in, forced to sell it after a few months because it was very expensive to maintain
    not a whole lotta "wholesome" actually

    • @riseoftheflutes1739
      @riseoftheflutes1739 Před rokem +19

      Only 9 gave up their homes...and 2 had foreclosures as of 2020. A quick google search would have proven you wrong.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 Před rokem +12

      ​@RiseOfTheFlutes relieved to hear this actually

    • @bn444
      @bn444 Před rokem +32

      You say 9, as if that's not a lot of families that had to uproot themselves due to 'charity'.
      The fact that it financially ruined multiple (typically impoverished) families at all is kinda shitty. It was a seemingly wholesome show, that was financially ignorant at best, and predatory at worst.

    • @Nick-bb4nk
      @Nick-bb4nk Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@bn444Correlation is not causation
      If they were poor, they were going to lose the house anyway

    • @bn444
      @bn444 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@Nick-bb4nk "Correlation is not causation"
      Proceeded to use the most reductive form of that line of thinking.
      The evidence is there, especially since the reboot of the show has this exact issue in mind.
      Your comment is just beyond naive.

  • @nunyabusiness8160
    @nunyabusiness8160 Před rokem +5

    For anyone not aware, the trick to getting around the "exploding" is dropping everything first, saving/loading, THEN start positioning things.

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Joov: "I fear no man, but that thing."
    *The word autumntide*
    Joov: "It scares me."

  • @scottshort8540
    @scottshort8540 Před 9 měsíci +12

    I never understood why Astrid was upset that you killed Grelod. Supposedly, the kid had been doing the black sacrament for a hot minute and the dark brotherhood took forever to respond

    • @west3Dgaming
      @west3Dgaming Před 2 měsíci +1

      If it takes more than 30 minutes it's free

  • @blademasterzero
    @blademasterzero Před rokem +14

    Yeah the reason your sweet roll kept vanishing was because you moved too far away from the original drop point. If you put it into your inventory every now and then it would reset the drop point and it wouldn’t vanish “I’m aware this sort of invalidates the challenge but it’s all I can think of”

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 Před rokem +7

    I feel like that Winterhold Guard knew exactly what Ty was doing, reviewing the various jails in Skyrim, so he wanted to give The Chill a very strong and memorable introduction.

  • @mathiassvendsen9788
    @mathiassvendsen9788 Před rokem +40

    Favorite part of this is Joov mispronouncing Knud in 7 different ways 😂

  • @cyikes8271
    @cyikes8271 Před rokem +10

    I actually originally played Skyrim the interior design way when I first played the game. I knew at some point I would decorate a home so I started picking up every furnishing object in sight, one infinite inventory mod later I finally dumped my collection of trinkets in breezehome and ended up crashing the game. I've never been able to enter breezehome since

  • @Mayhyn
    @Mayhyn Před rokem +25

    I'm surprised you didn't get an item mod for decorating. I've done some interior design myself and used Decorator Helper that lets you rotate items with controls and lock items in place to prevent the... explosions.. after saves.

  • @tatecrossette2855
    @tatecrossette2855 Před rokem +21

    Joov, I could feel your pain the entirety of the first task. I know exactly how it feels. Especially when you're doing to toa. Home you own and then after you're finally finished or just need a break you leave and then when you come back the stuff flyers around everywhere. It sucks. Then rinse and repeat a few dozen times until you learn that it won't work because after a set period of time after having left your house the stuff that originally spawned there will be reset to their locations so you can't put gems or jewelry in display cases because they'll fly out (not exactly sure why it happens for display cases tho because nothing spawns in them), you can't have cool items stay on the shelves after you move other things off. It sucks. However if you want real pain. Use the fortify restoration exploit to get a god potion of enchanting and then make some boots that give you infinite carry weight. Then go on some journeys, complete various quests and quest lines while collecting cool items, weapons and armors along your way. Also choose a few specific items or types of items to collect, I chose to grab all the books I could, all the gems, soul gems, potions, poisons, crafting ingredients and then, for a reason that I'm not sure of, skulls. Then after you've gone on lots of journeys, helped dozens of people, completed a good handful of quests and gathered several thousand various items with a cumulative weight of a few thousand pounds, go back to a house you own. Then try to coherently sort and store it all. Trust me it sucks. If I get sent to hell and I have 2 different punishments I can choose from, the first being sorting several tens of thousands of items out IRL but only having to do it once before I can be free to chill or the second option being to do what is probably the most hated quest of all time throughout all games, No Stone Unturned IRL but instead of only like 20 stones I have to look for it's 100,000 and they're hidden and spread across a land larger than the size of the entire freaking known universe and still once I find them all I have start again.... I'd choose the infinite Stones of Barenziah. Wow that was a lot more to type than I originally thought.

    • @jamtoast4302
      @jamtoast4302 Před rokem +1

      I’m doing this my next play through (the second one anyway I love that idea)

  • @wotchermystic2335
    @wotchermystic2335 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The Companions living quarters is very cozily decorated. It’s such a nice change from the dreariness of the rest of Skyrim.

  • @whiterunguard6319
    @whiterunguard6319 Před rokem +14

    "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I subscribed to Joov.."

  • @ANISanis.
    @ANISanis. Před 8 měsíci +6

    You got me with "suprise it's your new dad"😂😂😂

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Před 2 měsíci +3

    I mostly remember Extreme Makeover from the meme of how they'd focus on one specific thing for the kids' rooms.
    Little girl: "I kinda like horses I guess"
    Ty: "We made your room into a horse and decorated it with horses and here we got you 3 pet horses and we're paying for surgery to make you into a horse!!"

  • @pandoffee
    @pandoffee Před rokem +9

    Joov, I hate to be corny, but your videos have been a highlight in my life the past few months. You and your content have been a huge aid in getting me out of a rough patch in my life and I am so glad I found your channel. Keep up the good work! We appreciate you!!

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +5

      Glad you're out of that patch! Happy to help with my goofy adventures. Thanks for following along. Hope you're doing well

  • @Geist1337
    @Geist1337 Před rokem +8

    This one was pretty top-tier. The AI one felt kinda dodgy as to the real goal and the feasibility of performing it in the game, but this was both silly AND realistically achievable. Would love to see more of it.

  • @chesterfieldmcfistycups2836

    “A LEGO set that, instead of instructions, just made fun of you the whole time, as you did it..”
    This is how i viewed my own existence when I misunderstood the biology lesson on “the building blocks of life”.

  • @tanna_k
    @tanna_k Před rokem +17

    There're like 3 enemies you need to deal with if you go to Ivarstead through Helgen

  • @privatepessleneck
    @privatepessleneck Před rokem +8

    something worth noting for whiterun and I think solitude prison have spots you can grab the evidence/belongings chests from a safe spot.

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +4

      Yes! There was quite a few things I couldn't include in that section and cut for time. I wanted to make sure to get every jail in the chapter (Besides Windhelm lol) without it going on for far too long. Even still I think it's a bit long compared to the other quests in this video.

    • @natsudragneelthefiredragon
      @natsudragneelthefiredragon Před rokem

      @@Joov Why not Windhelm?
      Doesnt feel complete without it

  • @katiebrown3811
    @katiebrown3811 Před rokem +27

    Joov never disappoints. Unless he doesn't show up to my birthday.

  • @willis19997
    @willis19997 Před rokem +23

    I love you Bethesda doug doug, keep up the quality content x

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +23

      Wait until we make this a Peggle exclusive channel

  • @HarvestLockwood
    @HarvestLockwood Před rokem +7

    Ooo, Raven Rock's jail makes me want to start a new character there who starts in jail and escapes but has to start with nothing but whatever they got from the dungeon reward chest at the end.

  • @Jackal-xc9sw
    @Jackal-xc9sw Před rokem +12

    Please make this a series. I love these stupid ass quests

  • @GerikKnight76
    @GerikKnight76 Před rokem +3

    These were some very fun vods to watch as they went up. And it was fun to see the highlights reel for all of them.

  • @karlissulcs3822
    @karlissulcs3822 Před rokem +7

    Yooooo, Joov back at it again. I had a long, stressful day and I'm so grateful that I'll get to check out your video to relax and chill. Thank you, truly.

  • @ladybirdg5658
    @ladybirdg5658 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Getting yourself in every jail with the intention to rate them is a classic thing to do in elder scrolls imo

  • @ScottFilmsThings
    @ScottFilmsThings Před rokem +7

    You should do more videos of viewer suggested quests like this, this was great

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 Před rokem +3

    I've only seen an episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition maybe once probably a decade ago. And I remember it quite well. That's the power of Ty Pennington.

  • @billywayne1007
    @billywayne1007 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Man you could just make a series of redecorating skyrim houses and I'd watch all of them.

  • @quinn7876
    @quinn7876 Před rokem +1

    “Orphanable children” is the single most horrifying phrase I have ever heard.

  • @polalak2
    @polalak2 Před rokem +6

    Perfect timing man, I just got home and I'm ready to watch some good content

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. Před rokem +4

    So, for future completionists attempting the decorating 'quest': first drop the items you intend to place in the room (maybe a dozen at once) from the menu; exit the house, enter again, and THEN move them where you want without putting them in your inventory. That's when they should stay where you put them. (I'm told quick-saving and loading after coming back inside helps, but I haven't noticed a difference).
    Rince, repeat.

  • @gyamjatang
    @gyamjatang Před rokem +2

    honestly the jail quest was my favourite of the quests. why was that bit so fun to watch. maybe i enjoy tierlists and interior design more than i’d ever thought.
    thanks for the post joovy!!

  • @theforrestguy
    @theforrestguy Před 4 měsíci

    a few days ago i was trying to find the jail review section of this video and didn't remember it was part of a larger video so i couldn't find it. today i rewatched this at random and lo and behold what i so desperately wished to see again when i wasn't even looking for it. amazing content thank you

  • @illunreal3938
    @illunreal3938 Před rokem +3

    Vod channel is better then Twitch chat, if you think I’m wrong your wrong because I’m not wrong and you are wrong so that’s why I am not wrong

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +3

      I'm calling for a ceasefire. Peace between nations please!

    • @illunreal3938
      @illunreal3938 Před rokem

      @@Joov hmmm such a agreement may be considered I must speak to my superiors.

  • @brownfulla202
    @brownfulla202 Před rokem +9

    Hi I’m sorry but it is nearly 3am, I will watch tomorrow

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +11

      I'm gunna need a signed doctor's note to allow this absence

    • @brownfulla202
      @brownfulla202 Před rokem

      @@Joov
      Please excuse my dear friend
      - The doctor

  • @mikavituhandle
    @mikavituhandle Před rokem +1

    the side of Ty Wellington never shown in TV.
    you know how all these wholesome tv people are all sadistic psychopaths when cameras are not rolling?

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love netches. They're floaty, glowy, have cattle names (Betty, bull, calf), and they purr like cats. I love them and I never want to hurt them.

  • @jbonefatcat5103
    @jbonefatcat5103 Před rokem +4

    Hell yeah, a new Micky D and a new Joov video in the same day 🎉

  • @oscarolea4776
    @oscarolea4776 Před rokem +8

    Joov you're easily one of my fav. youtubers of all time. Outgoing, light-hearted & funny, nevertheless original and invested in your work.
    You'll be in the millions within 2 years if you keep going and I couldn't be more hopeful for you.
    Cheers from MX mate!!

  • @plant_jesus
    @plant_jesus Před rokem +1

    dude i fuckinh love your content man this stuff is awesome
    i’ve been followed for a while and even caught a few streams but this challenge really showed me more of your humor?? idk?? it just felt different than the usual challenges, and it was epic! nice job dude

  • @kullanturner2555
    @kullanturner2555 Před rokem +2

    Thank you for the wonderful content. I've been playing skyrim for years, and every time I watch these, I feel like I learn something new. Again, thank you. You are great.

  • @cloudyvulpine
    @cloudyvulpine Před rokem +4

    i can't want to see The Chill with Rocky

  • @btheandroid
    @btheandroid Před rokem +4

    I used to have the biggest crush on Ty Pennington. Loved seeing him randomly show up here lol.

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil Před 11 měsíci +1

    9:40 man was kidnapped, tied up, and blindfolded inside a middle-of-nowhere shack while some guy decorated it all against his will

  • @dahelmang
    @dahelmang Před rokem +2

    I tuned in for a bit of this one, what a blast!

  • @valthorix7347
    @valthorix7347 Před rokem +3

    So sometimes when two havok items are touching and the game saves, it interprets their locations as overlapping, and if you don't 'lock' them, they get pushed apart as reality asserts itself which causes the exploding problem. If you notice in other places with food and plates on tables, the food is actually hovering over the plate to prevent the explosion. You can safely put small stuff inside a non - havok item (like a brazier or something) and they'll just shudder a bit on load but havok inside unlocked havok is a disaster waiting to happen.

  • @cesarquijano94
    @cesarquijano94 Před rokem +6

    I will always be your fan, Joov. Your videos are funny every time I watch them. Can you play with a mod that spawns enemies correlating to what you say into the mic?

  • @delladamson
    @delladamson Před 6 měsíci

    I can think of few things more terrifying than being kidnapped and bound in a bloody shack, while a grown man is joyfully discussing interior design in front of you.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Před rokem +1

    "Dancing Waifu of Copyright Defense" is a new way to get around things, very creative. I swear the things content creators do to bypass stuff get wackier by the day

  • @natalie022
    @natalie022 Před rokem +3

    I’ve been wondering how many kids you can orphan in Skyrim my question has finally been answered!

  • @FTChomp9980
    @FTChomp9980 Před rokem +5

    These Skyrim challenges are funny!

  • @n0body550
    @n0body550 Před rokem +1

    “Orphanage successfully restocked”
    My favourite quote from this video

  • @ninjashoe2158
    @ninjashoe2158 Před rokem +1

    Dancing Waifu of Copyright Defense is the MVP of the video, forget everything else.

  • @sitdowncupcake
    @sitdowncupcake Před rokem +4

    Thank you for your content bro.Your getting me through some stressful times.🙏🏽

  • @heyhey9201
    @heyhey9201 Před rokem +4

    Joov really sounds like the narrator in arrested development😂

  • @justjem9119
    @justjem9119 Před rokem

    This was possibly my favourite of your Skyrim videos. Such a creative idea! Props to the people who supplied the prompts for such awesome ideas!

  • @ghostogresnowrabbit5812
    @ghostogresnowrabbit5812 Před rokem +1

    It's definitely the Thieves' Guild connections that make the Riften jail so nice. it's a Goodfellas type situation I think.

  • @DeepzPlayz
    @DeepzPlayz Před rokem +5

    These should be new CC Content quests 😮

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt Před rokem +3

    man I love it when you do crazy stuff like this, any chance Fallout 4 will be used one day?

    • @Joov
      @Joov  Před rokem +5

      I'd love to. Could be really fun as there's plenty of mechanics to have fun with

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt Před rokem

      ​@@Joov sweet

  • @sethaquauis
    @sethaquauis Před 9 měsíci +1

    I randomly got this guy in my recommended and I've not stopped watching for 3 days now, amazing channel

  • @shmeepshmoop2717
    @shmeepshmoop2717 Před rokem +1

    oh my god.. extreme home makeover is amazing man, for real, ty was literally one of my favourite tv hosts because he just seemed so genuine

  • @west3Dgaming
    @west3Dgaming Před 2 měsíci

    I've been binge watching your skyrim videos for a week while trying to finish off a 400 hour playthrough and think this video might be the best one of them all

  • @Frickelodeon
    @Frickelodeon Před rokem

    This is my favorite challenge and video you've done so far, please do more of these!!

  • @isidorwolkert
    @isidorwolkert Před rokem +1

    11:47 The prophecy foretold of a man capable of standing the statue of dibella upright, but i never thought i would live to see it for myself

  • @penguinmaster7
    @penguinmaster7 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "partysnax for paarthurnax" would have been a better name for Quest 2