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  • @katievandenberg9437
    @katievandenberg9437 Před 2 lety +2458

    The way he says "this is brazilian pizza" is like he's introducing an infamous murder tape.

    • @tunderstorm2769
      @tunderstorm2769 Před 2 lety +93

      It is

    • @genokugel
      @genokugel Před 2 lety +95

      It is murder. To morality. And to the conception of Pizza itself.

    • @fabmilan_
      @fabmilan_ Před 2 lety +27

      It's like he's introducing A Serbian Movie. An equally cursed experience.

    • @holyshiet787
      @holyshiet787 Před 2 lety +19

      Funkytown 🤡

    • @Es-zb8vu
      @Es-zb8vu Před 2 lety +1

      Bjork

  • @The_Corn_God
    @The_Corn_God Před 2 lety +2297

    Vinny needs to be careful when looking into the Brazilian Abyss... because it might just look back and pull him in.

  • @JanitorAntisocial
    @JanitorAntisocial Před 2 lety +1489

    The fact he throws those three olives with such flourish in a way that screams "i look so fucking cool doing this" is what gets me the most.

    • @JC21
      @JC21 Před 2 lety +53

      Olive bae

    • @JessAWeeb
      @JessAWeeb Před 2 lety +14

      Same. I bust out laughing at that part every time.

    • @muhammadziyahudamatari5132
      @muhammadziyahudamatari5132 Před 2 lety +25

      He already found his passion

    • @communadog7874
      @communadog7874 Před 2 lety +15

      For some reason they do this with virtually every pizza here in Brazilian, normally a bit more but for some reason there's always like 5-6 whole olives just there

  • @bigbelix
    @bigbelix Před 2 lety +2235

    Too bad vinny skipped over the part where he throws in some plastic trash in the oven as fuel lmao

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus Před 2 lety +520

      Jesus holy fucking shit

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB Před 2 lety +51

      No

    • @ngwoo
      @ngwoo Před 2 lety +479

      It looked like the first piece that went in was just normal treated lumber, which already turned this into a cancer pizza, so why not throw some plastic in for flavour?

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids Před 2 lety +136

      That is honestly the bad part. The rest is whatever.

    • @ArthurFellipe
      @ArthurFellipe Před 2 lety +166

      he threw some wood and old cardboard (used as boxing for delivery)... idk if it makes it better or worse lol

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas Před 2 lety +2791

    That's a chicken and catupiry pizza lmao
    Catupiry is a specific brand of cream cheese that is primarily used as an ingredient in cooking for some reason here in Brazil
    When not done by a caveman like in the video, it's actually really good

    • @tuemanoguei8155
      @tuemanoguei8155 Před 2 lety +463

      Don't forget the fact that the guy put like a drop of sauce and no chesse for 15 kilos of chicken that pizza at least thr ones i know have chesse and no all the catupiry in that city

    • @caldineescogroft8831
      @caldineescogroft8831 Před 2 lety +187

      Catupiry is my favorite flavor of pizza, but yeah if done in a bad way it taste like shit

    • @steel5897
      @steel5897 Před 2 lety +27

      Where's the (lamb?) saaaaaauce... though?

    • @mat6732
      @mat6732 Před 2 lety +39

      @@steel5897 not all pizza has sauce yknow

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus Před 2 lety +17

      Hearing this now sounds like the definition of "AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING WHY"

  • @unownfedora2150
    @unownfedora2150 Před 2 lety +1068

    The most serious I've ever heard Vinny

    • @sillycookie
      @sillycookie Před 2 lety +78

      Pizza is serious business

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 Před 2 lety +53

      You mess with Italy cuisine, it’s your funeral.

    • @catmacopter8545
      @catmacopter8545 Před 2 lety +14

      Zamn we got both Narancia and Trish here

    • @zerotakis
      @zerotakis Před 2 lety +5

      That is Vinny's right as the living avatar of **inarticulate Italian noises**

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 Před 2 lety

      @Matthew Ackerman Hey, at least it’s not as botched as Brazilian pizza. That stuffs cursed.

  • @brazilian_oak
    @brazilian_oak Před 2 lety +816

    I mean, the problem isn't with the ingredients
    The problem is that he wants to make it like they make pizza in the fucking movies, but that's not how shit works

    • @blackenblood21
      @blackenblood21 Před 2 lety +144

      No, theres a fucking problem with the ingredients.

    • @ErickGameplaysN64
      @ErickGameplaysN64 Před 2 lety +159

      @@blackenblood21 I mean, everything is like basic Brazilian pizza ingredients: Cheese, Chicken and corn. This guy just sucks at making it

    • @bozomori2287
      @bozomori2287 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ErickGameplaysN64 What is the yellow stuff?

    • @ErickGameplaysN64
      @ErickGameplaysN64 Před 2 lety +10

      @@bozomori2287 wdym? The thing he sprinkles? Probably corn

    • @bozomori2287
      @bozomori2287 Před 2 lety

      @@ErickGameplaysN64 The first yellow thing he puts after the sauce.

  • @BrunodeSouzaLino
    @BrunodeSouzaLino Před 2 lety +361

    Saying that you are better at judging pizza because you are physically closer to Italy is like saying you are qualified as nuclear physicist because there's a nuclear power plant in your city.

  • @Lucas-db2jq
    @Lucas-db2jq Před 2 lety +1133

    Three olives: one for the Father, one for the Son and the last for the Holy Ghost
    (Mas nossa mano, que pizza atroz. Nem o entusiasmo do mané salva.)

    • @amnotmichael
      @amnotmichael Před 2 lety +56

      Pizza com milho é uma desgraça

    • @adamp9553
      @adamp9553 Před 2 lety +49

      It would be blasphemous to both Christianity and pizza to make a cream cheese body of Christ "pizza."

    • @tauavinicius4241
      @tauavinicius4241 Před 2 lety +17

      Sinceramente, acho que a pizza deve ter ficado boa pakas.

    • @soft-and-wet9788
      @soft-and-wet9788 Před 2 lety +27

      quando não é um neandertal fazendo a pizza dai fica bom

    • @SeanSMST
      @SeanSMST Před 2 lety +11

      I've only ever heard holy ghost from american pie, every other time I heard holy spirit. And this is coming from a born and raised irish catholic

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky Před 2 lety +697

    In an alternate timeline the Italians kept pizzas a secret and I don't blame them for it.

    • @mint5438
      @mint5438 Před 2 lety +42

      I respect the idea, but the Italians probably arent gonna be the only ones in 8000 years to put cheese and marinara sauce on dough and bake it.

    • @Chiavica
      @Chiavica Před 2 lety +25

      @@mint5438 Pizza dough is different from most bread doughs, and it’s cooked differently as well.
      But even tho real pizza was invented in Italy archeologist found that Persian had something resembling pizza, even in ancient Greece they had flat bread with stuff on top.
      Also what the fuck is marinara sauce
      Edit: just looked up Marinara Sauce, it’s fucking disgusting and not Italian, we don’t fucking put garlic in our food ew

    • @atticratz6128
      @atticratz6128 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Chiavica Agreed, I’d say any flatbread with a topping can be considered at least a cousin to pizza.
      Also is there generally no garlic used in Italy?? I really like the stuff. Pungent though, to be fair

    • @Chiavica
      @Chiavica Před 2 lety +9

      @@atticratz6128 Yeah, we use it, we put it in the oil and take it out after one minute while making soffritto for pasta. That’s basically it with the exception of some strong meat based dishes.
      Oh also we have pasta aglio e olio (garlic and oil) that has just fine diced garlic without the heart (green part inside), oil and spicy pepper

    • @atticratz6128
      @atticratz6128 Před 2 lety

      @@Chiavica oh ok, in moderation - sounds delicious!

  • @crocs_n_socks
    @crocs_n_socks Před 2 lety +441

    According to Wikipedia, Catupiry, the white stuff, was invented by an italian immigrant in Brazil.
    Thus, it's not clown pizza. I rest my case.

    • @Felix-Felix
      @Felix-Felix Před 2 lety +174

      Except the catupiry he uses is an off brand low quality one that's pretty much 80% just corn starch with cheese "flavoring".
      So yeah, it's clown pizza.
      Source: I'm from Brazil

    • @fckSashka
      @fckSashka Před 2 lety +26

      just because some person was at one point italian and invented some kind of cheese doesn’t make this “not clown pizza”

    • @smolpener7430
      @smolpener7430 Před 2 lety +8

      Charlie Cairoli was Italian, that doesn't mean he wasn't also a fucking clown.

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety +51

      It is clown pizza. Catupiry is used as an accent, rather than the only cheese, and besides that, the proportions of ingredients are absolute whack. Trust me, I'm Brazilian, I've eaten good catupiry pizza. That one ain't it, chief.

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho Před 2 lety +13

      @@henriquepacheco7473 yeah, there isn't even muzzarela nor anything, just a bit of tomato sauce and ton of apparently bad quality chicken and cheese...

  • @mynameoito
    @mynameoito Před 2 lety +328

    As a Brazillian usually these kinds of pizzas are actually really good! But this one just looks kinda 🗿

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho Před 2 lety +18

      Where you from bro? Where I'm from pizzas are generally very good, even the cheapest ones, they are stone backed etc... But this is simply bad

    • @mynameoito
      @mynameoito Před 2 lety +25

      @@Gadottinho I'd rather not say where I'm from, but the pizzas over here are also pretty good most of the time, kinda hard to find a bad pizza

    • @tokadofoddaci
      @tokadofoddaci Před 2 lety +14

      as pizzas br são boas msm,o pessoal de fora estranha pq o preparo é diferente

  • @Caun-88
    @Caun-88 Před 2 lety +348

    The feeling I got when I saw him hammerfist-hack that thing with the spatula was almost physically palpable.
    meu Deus

  • @sebshifter
    @sebshifter Před 2 lety +51

    The " pizza hole to hide from your customers " just killed me.

  • @rickydo6572
    @rickydo6572 Před 2 lety +155

    This is the type of pizza we feed the undead, Brazil has and undead problem, there's skeletons harassing people in the streets.

    • @Cajuu
      @Cajuu Před 2 lety +29

      odeio quando o esqueleto da vizinhança chega na minha casa pedindo pizza pela 6ª vez na semana

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Cajuu
      Respeita os esqueleto irmão.

    • @Cajuu
      @Cajuu Před 2 lety +4

      @@rickydo6572 ok desculpa 😔

    • @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt
      @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt Před 2 lety +1

      Sans Brasileiro confirmado

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 Před 2 lety +1

      @OnoHW
      You almost got *boned* by a street skeleton.

  • @Chris-iz8jr
    @Chris-iz8jr Před 2 lety +129

    I love that he cooks it next to a trash fire lmao.

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune Před 2 lety +118

    “One pizza, please.”
    “Certainly. How would you like it?”
    “Ruined.”
    “NO PROBLEM”

    • @miraizinhamiraizoka
      @miraizinhamiraizoka Před 2 lety +3

      original áudio:
      "uma pizza favor ai chefia"
      "Beleza, vai ser de quê patrão"
      "vai bem merda"
      "BELEZA"
      (yeah, i speak in Portuguese actually, and also i live in Brazil)

    • @guiextreme7302
      @guiextreme7302 Před rokem

      @@miraizinhamiraizoka kkkkkkk

  • @diogostosa
    @diogostosa Před 2 lety +88

    As a Brazillian I would like to defend my country but when I saw that guy putting 3 olives in the pizza I instantly burst in laught

  • @MrMulambo1
    @MrMulambo1 Před 2 lety +542

    i would like to defend myself as a brazillian citizen who enjoys pizza by saying this is the ugliest pizza ive seen in my entire life
    what the hell was that
    also the white stuff is a brazillian cheese called catupiri

    • @bozomori2287
      @bozomori2287 Před 2 lety +5

      What is the yellow stuff?

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 Před 2 lety +88

      @@bozomori2287 One of the simpsons

    • @HayatoEvoker
      @HayatoEvoker Před 2 lety +6

      @@bozomori2287 chicken

    • @eduardosilva3255
      @eduardosilva3255 Před 2 lety

      bozo mori it's cheese

    • @HayatoEvoker
      @HayatoEvoker Před 2 lety +21

      @@eduardosilva3255 the cheese is the white cream, the yellow stuff, what I presume is the first thing that he puts on the pizza after the sauce, is chicken

  • @TreeckoDX64
    @TreeckoDX64 Před 2 lety +64

    As a Brazilian, this is definitely the worst pizza that I ever saw, the video do not represent the real Brazilian pizza, trust me

    • @guilhermegamito5589
      @guilhermegamito5589 Před 2 lety +1

      Nada a ver, queria uma pizza bem recheada assim na minha cidade 😋

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho Před 2 lety +6

      Nunca vi uma pizza tão má quanto essa, sério, já comi pizza de 20 reais, tamanho gigante, e que era melhor do que isso...

    • @TreeckoDX64
      @TreeckoDX64 Před 2 lety +2

      @Krono Né? Uma pizza com massa ruim não presta

    • @TreeckoDX64
      @TreeckoDX64 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Gadottinho Na minha cidade tem lugares que vendem pizzas médias por 10 reais e é bem melhor que essa budega

  • @Xneto1996
    @Xneto1996 Před 2 lety +198

    I like the quick surgery that he performs on the fly at 0:25, dude has multiple talents

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 Před 2 lety +4

      that was a hole in the pizza he was covering

    • @jacksonhetzman9873
      @jacksonhetzman9873 Před 2 lety +18

      Work at a pizza place, guarantee you've eaten multiple pizzas that have repair holes on them. Trying not to put a hole in the dough while stretching it out is harder than it looks, its fucking annoying.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jacksonhetzman9873 Don't use dough older than ~6 days. The gluten relaxes over time and the dough loses its strength.
      Before balling the dough, fold it in half twice and let it rest for half an hour, this builds more gluten.
      You can also raise the gluten content by buying better flour. There may be one or two other ways to raise gluten levels. Dough with a strong gluten content is fantastic, you can sling it around however you want without worrying about tearing it

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jacksonhetzman9873 He could have easily prevented it by not trying to show off for the camera as hard as he did, though. The pizza dough didn't look close to tearing until he tried to add flair.

  • @danielcavallarigoncalves7309

    Brazilian here. So: it's a chicken, corn and cream cheese (a specific tipe of cream cheese called "Catupiry") pizza. It's really not the kind of pizza I like. That is "thrashy" pizza we have here, low end stuff. We have much better pizza places around.
    That being said, I have eaten American pizza (not sure if NY pizza exactly, I know there are many differences even inside the US) and Brazilian pizza is completely different. Our dough is thin, while american pizza tends to be much thicker. Also, American pizza is primarily a cheese pizza with toppings, while our pizza is usually made with the "toppings" between the dough and the cheese, as it is done in the video (granted, usually it's done with proper cheese, not cream cheese).

    • @Twafflejc
      @Twafflejc Před 2 lety +25

      Some doughs are thin others are fluffy and comes with catupiry inside, not all pizzarias in Brazil are like that, sure each one has a specialty.

    • @gavind351
      @gavind351 Před 2 lety +9

      Actually there's thin crust here, too. There's a variety of thiccness here.

    • @fiona9891
      @fiona9891 Před 2 lety +22

      nunca fale mal da nossa pizza de catupiry dnv >:(
      é um tesouro nacional

    • @gustavrsh
      @gustavrsh Před 2 lety +3

      Também existe pizza fina americana. A de NY por exemplo é bem fina. Já tive o prazer de comer, é muito boa

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 Před 2 lety +1

      Most Americans prefer thin pizza, it's just the takeout chains that use cheap garbage. Unless you are worried about toppings burning, like leafy vegetables, then you don't need to put the cheese on top. People like seeing the toppings, especially if arranged well

  • @Deleted_Alt
    @Deleted_Alt Před 2 lety +13

    I lost it at the 3 whole green olives.

  • @CACOaugus1o
    @CACOaugus1o Před 2 lety +291

    I've eaten some cheap pizzas here in Brazil and none of them were so disgusting lmao. But yeah, chicken and cream cheese is one of the favorites over here.

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v Před 2 lety +8

      Sad you have to live there but that pizza sounds kinda tasty.

    • @lucker6181
      @lucker6181 Před 2 lety +39

      @@user-fe8gx3ie5v Pizzas here ARE mostly absolutely tasty

    • @astropgn
      @astropgn Před 2 lety +20

      Catupiry >>>> Cream Cheese! Viva o queijo brasileiro hahaha

    • @lucker6181
      @lucker6181 Před 2 lety +1

      @@astropgn CATAOPIRU s2

    • @levyonthetrack
      @levyonthetrack Před 2 lety +9

      uhasauhsasuh gringo ali em cima falou q é triste viver aq, sabe de nada

  • @sillycookie
    @sillycookie Před 2 lety +189

    I once googled searched Brazil pizza and I saw one with a whole chicken and candy on it; after that I've held a fear of Brazilian pizza ever since.

    • @kosthov
      @kosthov Před 2 lety +20

      Yeah those suck, but i can tell ya not all brazillian pizza suck

    • @Drek492
      @Drek492 Před 2 lety +25

      I feel like the further you are from Italy the more cursed pizzas become. The USA mostly escaped the curse by having lots of Italian immigrants but otherwise outside of Europe it's a real roll of dice whether or not you're going to get served pizzas or some abomination

    • @TreeckoDX64
      @TreeckoDX64 Před 2 lety +15

      We have one pizzeria that put one tire in the middle...
      Yeah, we are kinda wild with our food

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 2 lety +1

      @@Drek492 Australia has pretty good pizza too.

    • @sdoaiza
      @sdoaiza Před 2 lety +7

      that specific one is a single pizzaria called pizzariabatepapo that usually puts crazy shit in their pizzas lmao
      another bizarre one i saw was in a pizzaria in Paranaguá, a port town, with a shitload of whole crabs in it
      other than that we indeed shovel a shitton of things in pizza
      and im not even started on the dessert sushi

  • @ikarokruzpessoal
    @ikarokruzpessoal Před 2 lety +288

    O MESTRE DA PIZZA, FINALMENTE VINNY VIU ISSO
    I'm so grateful for that, Jesus fucking Christ

    • @SoullesGTS
      @SoullesGTS Před 2 lety +9

      ele já tinha visto há uns anos esse vídeo, a reação foi a mesma

    • @victorcarneiro3779
      @victorcarneiro3779 Před 2 lety +7

      Eu me sinto mal pelo pizzaiolo, é só um cara trabalhando numa pizzaria pequena em algum canto aí kkkk

    • @gustavowenzel1175
      @gustavowenzel1175 Před 2 lety

      Cadê. Os. Brasileiros. SIMBORA MOLECADA KKKKKKKKKKKJ

    • @ikarokruzpessoal
      @ikarokruzpessoal Před 2 lety

      Como diriam por aí "ORDEM E PAUGROSSO"

  • @_space_cat_
    @_space_cat_ Před 2 lety +38

    You can literally feel a menacing aura gathering around Vinny as he watches the video
    Brazilian guy is lucky to live that far or else he could end up tasting some of that Megaton Speen Kick for offending pizza

  • @Snoot_Null
    @Snoot_Null Před 2 lety +93

    For real man, that type of pizza is f delicious when done correctly, which unfortunately isn't the case here

    • @felipeneves1444
      @felipeneves1444 Před 2 lety +7

      Sim, esse cara infelizmente não representa a pizza br

  • @andreilopes6156
    @andreilopes6156 Před 2 lety +135

    Please Vinny try an ACTUAL Brazillian pizza. That one is not even close when it comes to quality and it is apparent. It was made by a lunatic

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 Před 2 lety +2

      Seems like his opinion is kinda shaped already :/

    • @MrStone125
      @MrStone125 Před 2 lety +1

      No thanks

    • @Radiant_Storm
      @Radiant_Storm Před 2 lety +2

      Bruh essa é a verdadeira pizza brasileira kkkkkkk pelomenos de 80% das pizzarias do Brasil. Se vc mora em SP/Uma capital grande e come em uma pizzaria boa (igual eu) cale a sua boca

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Radiant_Storm Eu moro no cu de minas e te garanto que tem muita pizzaria melhor que essa por aqui. Também tem como achar pizzaria desse nível, mas não é o padrão.
      Dito isso, se você for medir a pizza de qualquer lugar pelo mais barato, nenhum lugar tem pizza boa.

    • @Radiant_Storm
      @Radiant_Storm Před 2 lety

      @@henriquepacheco7473 minas n conta amigão, minas só tem comida boa👍 (a maioria pelomenos)

  • @Pudgyplumber
    @Pudgyplumber Před 2 lety +12

    The way those olives just sink into the solid inch of goop atop the pizza is stomach-churning

  • @Googlesucksballs
    @Googlesucksballs Před 2 lety +20

    I believe that is called Cappusi pizza. But I may be wrong.

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 Před 2 lety +85

    One of the greatest of all time

  • @stalkergamesful
    @stalkergamesful Před 2 lety +33

    Fun fact: when you put "Brazilian" at title, you automatically summoned the Brazilian people :) Like me 🤣!

  • @Gonger02
    @Gonger02 Před 2 lety +13

    Me and my dad used to sell homemade pizzas and ill tell you that even though i dont know what ingredients he used for the pizza he was really efficient and fast at making one

  • @xauxe
    @xauxe Před 2 lety +6

    Just so you know, the ingredients are - by order of appearence: pizza dough, tomato sauce ( cheap and not very concentrated by the looks of it), shredded chicken breast, catupiry cheese (a brazilian variety of creamy chesse ), canned corn ( a staple of brazilian junk food) amd THREE OLIVES!
    It is cooked propperly, you won't get salmonela from it because the chicken breats is pre-cooked and these ovens burn very hot so the dough is probably even a bit crrunchy.
    As you can see , this isn't a fancy place - that pizza should cost under 5 dollars.
    This flavor of pizza is the favourite of many brazilians (not mine, tho), and can be made in nicer ways with better ingredients (more olives, no corn, a little bit less of cheese and chicken - but improving in quality).
    Also, eating in cars isn't as popular in Brazil as it is in the U.S, most people will either order the pizza to be delivered at their homes or eat at the restaurant.

  • @saltedbutter1158
    @saltedbutter1158 Před 2 lety +109

    THIS IS WHY IM PROUD OF BEING BRAZILIAN

    • @DraxonTehWarrior
      @DraxonTehWarrior Před 2 lety +9

      Because of shitty under-cooked food? lmao

    • @plaguerim5608
      @plaguerim5608 Před 2 lety +31

      @@DraxonTehWarrior Yes, you wouldn't get it.

    • @dawicked2k8
      @dawicked2k8 Před 2 lety +2

      🤮🤮🤮

    • @soul8938
      @soul8938 Před 2 lety +6

      Braaziiil campeeaoo del mundoo numero unooo 🇧🇷 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 👑 👑 ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

    • @guilhermegamito5589
      @guilhermegamito5589 Před 2 lety +2

      Mano, pizza recheada do krl, alá o gringo falando merda

  • @EmilicoYamigos
    @EmilicoYamigos Před 2 lety +6

    I bet there was some brazilian chat member out there watching the stream, that unsubbed and unfollowed that night when Vinny gave his oppinion about this mostrosity.

  • @RodrigoMacielCosta
    @RodrigoMacielCosta Před 2 lety +27

    This guy will have a heart attack if he ever walks into an Brazilian all-you-can-eat pizza buffet and see all the kinds of pizza there. Also when he finds out that in most places, you don't eat pizza with your hands, but with plates, knifes, and forks. This will be a huge cultural shock.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 2 lety +9

      Wait what? What the fuck Brazil?

    • @RodrigoMacielCosta
      @RodrigoMacielCosta Před 2 lety +5

      @@SirDankleberry you aint see nothing yet. Bring in the candy pizza!

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 2 lety

      @@RodrigoMacielCosta Oh no...

    • @victornecromancer
      @victornecromancer Před 2 lety +4

      To morando no Brasil errado então, pq só vejo gente comendo pizza de garfo e faca em lugares "finos" kkkkkkkkk

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety +9

      @@victornecromancer Qualquer pizzaria na região que eu moro te dá prato e garfo. Claro, se você compra pizza por entrega, você come a pizza como quiser.

  • @Rihcterwilker
    @Rihcterwilker Před 2 lety +11

    This video made it dirty, usually people here make pizza in a more "respectable" manner.

  • @betod_arte
    @betod_arte Před 2 lety +9

    BRAZIL MENTIONED 😳
    as much i respect the pizza master, this is just a goofy video, there's actually some really good pizzas here in brazil, please come vinny

  • @kirabee4134
    @kirabee4134 Před 2 lety +6

    There's something special about the way he stabs the pizza at the end lol

  • @Pedrojerico
    @Pedrojerico Před 2 lety +10

    Love his enthusiasm making that mess! But chicken and catupiry pizzas are actually really good. Trust. 👍

  • @kuchom
    @kuchom Před 2 lety +9

    My biggest problem is the amount of sauce (or the lack of it)

  • @sofiaandersson9661
    @sofiaandersson9661 Před 2 lety +15

    That thing honestly looks disgusting, my god.

  • @goopysoap176
    @goopysoap176 Před 2 lety +4

    The moment I saw the pizza tear, I knew it wasn't a good sign

  • @SirDankleberry
    @SirDankleberry Před 2 lety +20

    If this is a pizza he's proud of imagine a pizza that he makes on his off days. God help us all.

  • @Emanuelmartins69
    @Emanuelmartins69 Před 2 lety +5

    From Brazil here, the filling of this pizza is chicken, and the “cream” is a Brazilian cheese called catupiry, it’s quite good tasting. What ruined this pizza for me was the corn and olives(also the place and cook), if he just did a chicken/catupiry pizza it would be delicious, maybe more tomato sauce.

  • @justanotheralycat
    @justanotheralycat Před 2 lety +14

    Imagine that's your only meal when the meme of "You're going to Brazil!" gets tossed

  • @MegaJak33
    @MegaJak33 Před 2 lety +9

    O Joel e o Vinny terão um aneurisma se eles entrarem no mundo da pizzaria bate papo

  • @JoeDan54
    @JoeDan54 Před 2 lety +5

    The three olives killed me

  • @felipeneves1444
    @felipeneves1444 Před 2 lety +3

    I dunno man, gringos think that Brazil is some type of jungle slum and some of our costumes are kinda disgusting. I can guarantee for all of you guys that our pizza is killer.
    Gringaiada vacilona do caraio.

    • @guilhermegamito5589
      @guilhermegamito5589 Před 2 lety +1

      😎, só vejo gringo falando bosta, mal sabem o que tão perdendo

  • @guilhermef.cabral8252
    @guilhermef.cabral8252 Před 2 lety +24

    I live in rural area of Brazil and this pizza is horrible lol
    There's one pizzaria close to my house that make really good pizza, they even make one with the crust of pizza filled with cheese

  • @GodliestCat
    @GodliestCat Před 2 lety +23

    Korea fighting!

  • @Graylord88
    @Graylord88 Před 2 lety +18

    I love how the pizza oven is a literal hole in the wall.

    • @AzureDrag0n1
      @AzureDrag0n1 Před 2 lety +8

      That is not the issue here. An oven like that can work fine and that is similar to what actual Italian pizzerias use.

    • @buxadonoff
      @buxadonoff Před 2 lety +3

      And what's the issue with that ? lol that's how it's traditionally done..

    • @supsquark505
      @supsquark505 Před 2 lety

      Pretty sure he said he loved it not that he had an issue with it

    • @buxadonoff
      @buxadonoff Před 2 lety

      @@supsquark505 pretty sure he was being sarcastic

  • @4Wilko
    @4Wilko Před 2 lety

    Haven't had time to keep up with the streams, but I watched the first fifteen seconds of this clip, saw the next video was "Vinny - Awful Pizza Review" and clicked my way over.

  • @Xneto1996
    @Xneto1996 Před 2 lety +4

    3:30 welp, Ting is a brand of... olives

  • @thatguyfrominvincible
    @thatguyfrominvincible Před 2 lety +34

    That video is an absolute classic down here.
    I believe the white thing is what we call "queijo catupiry" and the "rice" is actually chicken.
    So it's a classic "frango catupiry à moda caralho" pizza.

  • @joaodossantos7925
    @joaodossantos7925 Před 2 lety +7

    Just add “cheap” to the title, make it clear and avoid drama in the comments

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho Před 2 lety

      Not even the cheapest look like that, how would it need to cost to be this bad? 7 reais? Cuz I already got 20 reais gigante size that was infinitely better than this

  • @rrtkddigimon0
    @rrtkddigimon0 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Dude! The one off road pizza place I saw looks GROOOOOOSS! The entire country is incapable of making pizza!"

  • @danielvelkov116
    @danielvelkov116 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm on the "I'm a slob and will definitely eat this disgusting pizza under slightly hungry circumstances" side

  • @LeoneTK
    @LeoneTK Před 2 lety +8

    I will shed some light on everyone with doubts, I am Brazilian and this is my favorite pizza flavor, I will explain how this pizza was made, the first thing he put was tomato sauce with cream, in Brazil at least , it is common for some people to use sour cream to reduce the acidity of the tomato sauce, so it is half orange and not red, then he put chicken mixed with cheese, then he put the pasty form of a cheese created in Brazil in 1909 by a family of Italian immigrants, this cheese is called Catupiry, then he put the corn that is also an ingredient of this pizza flavor, then he put the pizza to cook in the wood oven and finally he put 3 olives that I didn't understand the sense, but he ended up making this pizza that is called "chicken pizza with catupiry", I hope I have cleared the doubts.

    • @Alex-ck4in
      @Alex-ck4in Před 2 lety +1

      I think people are more outraged by him making it so terribly, and then uses carcinogenic fuel for the oven

  • @nullno3722
    @nullno3722 Před 2 lety +3

    Vinny had zero reaction when he put CARDBOARD as fuel.

  • @mielos7341
    @mielos7341 Před 2 lety +29

    How do gringos manage to sleep at night not knowing what catupiry is?

    • @Adrahmalik
      @Adrahmalik Před 2 lety +11

      They don’t

    • @tearsoframen_
      @tearsoframen_ Před rokem +7

      I sleep pretty easy

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 Před rokem +5

      Pretty easily, thanks for asking.

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 Před rokem +8

      Given that it both looks and sounds like some processed slop cream cheese, I definitely slept better not knowing about it.
      Get real Philadelphia cream cheese, and while you're at it _don't put it on a fuckin pizza._

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 Před rokem +2

      @@mr.kittysavestheworld695 Mega Based

  • @flyingcoconut2284
    @flyingcoconut2284 Před 2 lety +4

    The *best* part is him using trash as fuel

  • @nauth123
    @nauth123 Před 2 lety +11

    Then again, they choose something that looks terrible... Regular BR Pizza does not look like this

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho Před 2 lety

      Yeah, even the cheapest ones doesn't look like this, I already ate a pizza that was like less than 30 reais for the family size and it was very good and also didn't look bad, and was made correctly, with the cheese before, and also it was calabresa and the other was 4 queijos

  • @Guizoxy
    @Guizoxy Před 2 lety +3

    Simplesmente o mestre da pizza, deu até fome.
    Come to Brazil, Vinny

  • @coryphillips7995
    @coryphillips7995 Před 2 lety +4

    Poor Binyot, I know this had to be a gut punch to him. I can't blame him here, this was terrifying.

  • @Kozmokast
    @Kozmokast Před 2 lety +5

    Yea no I had a former friend once tell me he was more Italian than I am because geographically he lived closer to Italy.
    Anyone who unironically says that has brain rot, or it’s just poo bait.

  • @caiovalente1672
    @caiovalente1672 Před 2 lety +24

    People there's just tomato sauce, chicken, cheese and corn in this pizza. That's a common ass pizza flavour in brazil. He just makes in the most perfect trainwreck sort of way. It's a bit less cursed than it looks to you lol

    • @unworthyBeatrix
      @unworthyBeatrix Před 2 lety +6

      catupiry is inherently cursed hth

    • @Alex-ck4in
      @Alex-ck4in Před 2 lety

      Bro he cooked it on a trash fire. Are you sure you want to stand by that?? 😂

    • @caiovalente1672
      @caiovalente1672 Před 2 lety

      @@Alex-ck4in trash fire ain't an ingredient it's part of the "perfect trainwreck way of doin it" perfect trashfire way, if you will. Ingredients are fine

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety

      @@unworthyBeatrix Catupiry isn't inherently cursed. Using it as *the* pizza cheese rather than laying a base of muçarela? That's the cursed bit.

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009

    It's a famous brazilian flavor for a pizza
    The thing is
    This kitchen and the pizza are really, really ugly and don't look tasty
    But yeah is chicken with cream cheese
    I would never buy a pizza from this place, holy shit this pizza is ugly
    Desrespeitando meu frango com catupiry

  • @kaduVIII
    @kaduVIII Před 2 lety +2

    the Egyptians invented dought.
    the Italians added the flavor.
    Brazilians introduced ANARCHY.

  • @ElfRightsActivist
    @ElfRightsActivist Před 2 lety +1

    I like how at 00:32 you can see the Ting that goes skrrrrrrr-pop-pop-pop.

  • @mr.sandman3619
    @mr.sandman3619 Před 2 lety +4

    That's catupiry it's a type of cheese i think, it goes very well if chicken which i think is the second thing he put in the pizza

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety

      Yes and yes, but the proportions of ingredients are kinda whack, and pizza de frango com catupiry (the one in the video) still should have a layer of mozzarella cheese in it.

  • @64natan
    @64natan Před 2 lety +3

    I'm brazilian but holy shit that pizza looks awful goddamnit
    (espera até ele descobrir q colocamos purê no cachorro quente)

    • @nauth123
      @nauth123 Před 2 lety

      "Agente" o caralho, cachorro quente com purê eh coisa de Paulista...
      Mas aposto que ele iria surtar ao ver a galera botando milho no cachorro quente!

    • @64natan
      @64natan Před 2 lety +1

      @@nauth123 melhor q colocar ovo de codorna no caraio do dogão

  • @neotron6490
    @neotron6490 Před 2 lety +1

    "plz come to brazil, PLZ COME TO BRAZIL NOW" -Joel Vargskeletor

  • @capnchris5914
    @capnchris5914 Před 2 lety +7

    Lots of pizza reviews today. Is Vinny finally opening his pizzeria?

  • @gab_just_gab
    @gab_just_gab Před 2 lety +3

    Joel might be closer to me, but that's exactly why he should be afraid rn ngl

  • @moritzzz1
    @moritzzz1 Před 2 lety +6

    You can't spell Pizzapasta Vincent without jabroni

  • @bnmchannel6390
    @bnmchannel6390 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Im brazilian and i not ironically think that this pizza is pretty normal, like, the only anormal things i saw on it are the way he cuts the pizza and how he put the olives on it.

  • @justtony6081
    @justtony6081 Před 2 lety +1

    this video is such a classic

  • @StudiosRick
    @StudiosRick Před 2 lety +7

    A sincere opinion by a Brazilian :
    This is NOT our reality, this video is from a VERY SPECIFIC place and does not represent our way of making pizza, there are tons of places where pizzas are made in beautiful ways, with different sauces and ingredients, i know that everybody (including me) laugh about this just because of the meme, but please, don't think this video represent all our reality.

    • @AzureGreatheart
      @AzureGreatheart Před rokem

      Yeah, it’s been great going through the comments and seeing all the Brazilians who know what kind of pizza this was supposed to be being just as offended by it as Vinny. Apparently there’s an actual kind of pizza that has chicken and cream cheese on it that’s really good; this is not that pizza. People both for and against pineapple on pizza would look at this monstrosity with the same horrified look, because it seems like everyone can agree that this thing is gross. Also, it appears to have been cooked using a trash fire, and I’m pretty sure some of the fuel was just straight up cardboard.

  • @zorochii
    @zorochii Před 2 lety +3

    Well how many pizzas have you made Beeny? He's trying his best.

  • @sulo.-.8380
    @sulo.-.8380 Před 2 měsíci +3

    im from brazil and this is the most normal pizza we eat

  • @rallokkcaz
    @rallokkcaz Před 2 lety +1

    He also threw an old pizza box into the stove to burn. Look

  • @Cory_
    @Cory_ Před 2 lety +5

    That sauce looks like the shitty stuff you'd find in a can of spaghettios.

  • @picawood
    @picawood Před 2 lety +5

    One video... Just one video and name of the Brazilian pizza is ruined.... Man this just make me sad lol

  • @shavrael
    @shavrael Před 2 lety +2

    ORGULHO DE SER BRASILEIRO!!!!!!
    A gente come é pra encher a pança!! Pizzas gordinhas assim de restaurantes de bairro é o que há de melhor!! São deliciosas!!!

  • @SubSleeps
    @SubSleeps Před 2 lety

    first time i saw this video a few years back it was titled "Mestre da Pizza" which translates to Pizza Master. And you can tell this dude loves his job.

  • @bs_blackscout
    @bs_blackscout Před 2 lety +48

    I wouldn't fucking eat that despite being Brazilian. What the fuck is that lmaooooo
    I lost it at the three olives. Not only because it's funny but because I hate it as well.
    That said though this is like an overengineered chicken and cottage cheese (Brazilian type) pizza. If done properly they taste amazing but this is just a disaster 😂.

  • @TallTapper
    @TallTapper Před 2 lety +3

    vinny come to brazil to taste our delicious pizza
    pls vinny
    pls i beg u
    otherwise we

  • @tinpot64
    @tinpot64 Před 2 lety

    the white paste he put is named catupiry, its put in almost any salty food ever, it is the best thing ever and i would not live to this day without it.

  • @thiagozlin
    @thiagozlin Před 2 lety +2

    As a Brazilian myself, I typically dislike our pizzas and lean more to traditional ones. I hate excessive toppings and I specially hate the inclusion of Catupiry on everything. But on this video, you are wrong on every level.
    1) It is cooked properly! If you pay attention to the crust instead of the toppings you can see it.
    2) There is nothing wrong with corn. Canned corn is precooked and ready for consumption and corn bacon pizza is a thing elsewhere, so yes, corn is a proper pizza topping.
    3) It doesn't need a layer of cheese under the toppings to be a pizza! Just look at pizza base bianca. Or even the traditional Neapolitan Margheritta. It is just tomato sauce on top of the pie, with some slices of mozzarella on top.
    4) Yes, it is a hand mess. But that is commonplace for brazilian pizza, as we often eat pizza with a knife and fork.

  • @jesuscristo6854
    @jesuscristo6854 Před 2 lety +5

    Gringos confused over "catupiry"

  • @saintcoxyboy
    @saintcoxyboy Před 2 lety +4

    That hurt to watch.

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide Před 2 lety +2

    the first time i saw this i only saw his absolute disregard for hygiene and now that i am seeing the pizza itself i am...horrified

  • @fren111
    @fren111 Před 2 lety +2

    It's a chicken with catupiry, it's a Brazilian classic, I think he wanted to make an ultra stuffed version, "see how fantastic our pizza is" kind of thing ...

  • @Bleats_Sinodai
    @Bleats_Sinodai Před 2 lety +2

    As a Brazilian that's the worst Brazilian pizza I've ever seen.

    • @antony123pei
      @antony123pei Před rokem

      Mentira, vc fala porque nunca experinentou

  • @3005desu
    @3005desu Před 2 lety +7

    This isn't even that bad, wait til he founds out about sushi pizza.

    • @Adrahmalik
      @Adrahmalik Před 2 lety

      That’s the best one

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 2 lety

      After a quick google search, that looks both cursed as fuck, and like something I'd enjoy eating

  • @phone4189
    @phone4189 Před 2 lety +2

    So Hell is in Brazil, huh. Learn new things every day, I guess.

  • @toledont
    @toledont Před 2 lety +2

    Search for "Pizarria Bate-Papo". You will not be disappointed.