HIS STAND UP IS GREAT! | Jeff Dunham's Full Monologue (REACTION)
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The monologue about his daughter's first time filling the car up after she got her driver's license is hilarious.
there is one of his monologues where he talks about his wife taking their oldest daughter to get gas for the first time its hilarious.
I love Jeff Dunham. Please do more in the future
His monologue about his first wife taking their daughter to fill up her gas tank for the first time….so funny
Wasn’t the full monologue. It skipped over the full reason why she was laughing at him in the Prius, and the last story with Darby and the leash
Yeah, they cut a LOT out of that video...maybe the ACTUAL 'full monologue' can be found on Jeff's personal channel. :)
@@jamescurfman3284Do you mean to say that the 'full monologue' wasn't even on the dvd?
@@ronfehr7899 I don't know if it was on the DVD, I do not have the DVD and have never had it. I do know that the monologue was longer and pieces are missing from this video that Britt reacted to, because I have seen the entire thing before now. So the title on the video that she reacted to is misleading.
@jamescurfman3284 I do have the dvd, but it wouldn't surprise me if some parts were edited out. It doesn't seem like it though.
I have the DVD also. I’d have to double check but I’m pretty sure those two things I mentioned were all that got cut. And then a continuation of Rusty peeing on his wife
It's politically incorrect to drive the big Hummer because of how much fuel it burns, not to mention it emits copious amounts of pollution it emits.
The Hummer never *was* politically correct. That's the only reason people bought one. They aren't comfortable, they have a turning radius that makes a semi seem nimble. Maintenance is expensive and insurance is sky high.
These facts I did not know. I only knew the politically correct version. And the fact that NO ONE wanted to meet one on coming on a narrow two-way RD. lol
@@MGower4465
I've also heard the military grade ones, while typically around 5000 pounds (normal truck weight), can weigh more than large semis depending on the model. However, all hummers are on 4 wheels afaik, so all that weight is coming down on the roads a lot harder than the better distributed weight of an 18 wheeler, so they tear roadways up more than semis do. So the heavy military ones are frowned upon for that reason as well.
@@xzonia1 Yup. May as well be driving around one of our premier Main Battle Tanks that each weigh 70 tons...
boo hoo
Wasn't full monologue. The best joke was his now ex wife on the phone behind him in the hummer: "You're driving a powder blue prius, you're holding a 3 pound chihuahua, you have pretty Christmas decorations all over the car, and you make a living with dolls you're GAY!!!" (click) 😄
you need to react to the monologue where he goes through airport security with peanut 🤣. edit to say…there was a little more to that monologue i hate when people upload incomplete vids. but your reaction is priceless 😆
The Chihuahua on a stick joke was funny. Jeff has a character named Jose Jalepeno . . . on a stick. Check out the Cinco de Mayo Compilation. 🤣
.........on a Steeeek.
She knows that, she has reacted to some of those before as well.
That goes along with the old country song "feed Jake, he's been a good dog"
I believe this is an older monologue, the wife in question was his first wife. Speaking of his vehicles, he's actually a car collector, loves the obscure stuff. He's a good friend of Jay Leno.
And to tie it in with another video she did today, he owns a Batmobile
Has not one, but two, Gremlins. And a Yugo, among many others.
@@markw6509The 60s TV version.
The H1 Hummer WAS A TANK, it had a diesel engine that got about 12mpg, not quite as efficient as a Prius. 😂
Funniest dog my family had was a Samoyed (think fluffy white cloud with the pulling power of a small farm tractor). We got her as a puppy. Samoyed ears and paws do not grow. They are full size when the puppy is born, and the puppy cannot run. The puppy is not aware of this limitation. The puupy tries to run across the yard, makes it 5 or 6 steps, trips, rolls 3 or vour yimes, bounces up, and repeats as often as necessary.
Eventually, the dog grows into these parts and turns into a tank.
You should watch him with the puppets after this. These things keep coming up and its hilarious 😂
When I was 13 my older sister drove a Fiat X-19 it would fit under a semi truck. She won a bet finding that out. But the truck was parked, and she drove extremely slow.
The guy is well into his 60 if not older. Jeff had made an appearance on Johnny Carson
Settle down beavis he just turned 62 last month
@@chrischar9428 that's still more into 60 then a 45 me as of now
@@9791mij not "well" into his 60s
Jeff is still one of, if not the best comics today. Loved him since he was first appearing in small venues with bigger stars at the time. This bit is so, so relatable which makes it even funnier.
Britt
Speaking of cars, Jeff has an awesome collection of cars including 60's TV series, Batman's Batmobile.
We had a chocolate color Chihuahua mix with a terrier, we lovingly dubbed Cherrier
I really appreciate how you listen to just about everything and you always have an open mind for all. And, you keep your faith and family first. Best to you and yours always. Keep on keeping on.
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I appreciate that!
Watch the one about his daughter putting gas in her car for the first time
Have seen Jeff at least 3 times and love him. I know someone in college that had a cat named dog! LOL
I had a cat named DAWG.
Please do more jeff videos hes so good
The "pop" got me. Thank you Britt.
Love your reactions Britt.
I am a retired funeral director, from Edgerton, WI. I had the funeral for a gentleman that actually had the exclusive patent to the battery for the Toyota, Prius. He also had 52 other patents on batteries for Rayovac.
This isn't the full monologue. I've seen him live 2 times. He is absolutely hilarious! 🤣
12:03 omg
You murderer...lmao running over that bird!
In 2007 under George Bush I was 40 & had a lawncare biz, I pulled a trailer full of equipment with a 1998 Dodge Ram 5.9 & gas was $4.75-5.25 where I lived at that time at Pickwick Lake Tn {now back in my home state Georgia} & I filled the tank 3 times a week! I agree with Jeff on dogs, all I have ever had is St Bernard, Malamutes, Husky, Bull Mastiff, Rotties, German Shepherds & yellow, black & currently 2 yr old chocolate Lab & he is buddies with my 2 Cayuga ducks & Rhode Island red rooster ✌💖☮
Cool! So, in your opinion, what breed is the SMALLEST dog that you would still consider to be a dog?
@@jamescurfman3284 all dogs except Taco Bell dogs & anything of the sort
I never imagined I would get a Prius, but that changed when I stumbled upon the Prius Plug-In Solar. It's the only Prius that doesn't look too bad. None of the pure electric I wanted was immediately available at the time - in fact there were long waiting lists - so I bought it. That "compromise" turned out to be just right for me. When I bought it, the model line was brand new. People actually turned heads, and I caught two ladies - two different occasions - actually taking a selfie in front of the car. There are too many of them around now - the cars, not the ladies - and too much other interesting pure electric, so those days are over. But the car keeps running smooth and silent as a flying carpet, much thanks to the solar panel. In the winter it heats in record time. It's also the most economical and environmentally friendly hybrid there is, and beats high-end electrics there. I only fill two tanks a year, and I charge enough through the day from the solar panels to drive home from work on that.
Just remember it's the exaggeration that makes the joke funny
I've got two miniature schnauzers that sleep with me on a queen bed and sometimes my daughter's pitbull mix. I've never had any of them use my bed as the outside. This is probably true about cats, but most animals will not 'mess' where they sleep. That fact is how we house-trained the pitbull. Small but appropriate sized cage during usual hours then immediately outside- worked great.
The entire point Jeff was making was the bond that the little guy had with him. If Jeff was pissed off at somebody, they got pissed on by the chihuahua.
@@jamescurfman3284 I agree with you on Jeff's point, but I was responding to Britt's comment that she wouldn't have pets on the bed because she was worried that the petwould also on her bed. I was countering that what Jeff's dog did is rare to extremely rare, but obviously something that someone should take into consideration when having any animals sleep on your bed. Just in my experience with friends that have cats/dogs sleep on their bed, this is the first that I've heard of this (not scientific I know), but still makes for a hilarious story. With that said, I'm a huge Jeff aficionado so I hope she does more Jeff reactions
@@HiTekCowboy Ah, okay. :)
That color purple looks amazing on you btw
Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
All true and what's worse is that chihuahuas often think they are the neighborhood badass!
Oh, yes! I am familiar with that little tidbit. If Chihuahuas were the size of St. Bernards or Great Pyrenees, the entire world would be in trouble.
Mom's six-year-old JERK of a tiny Alpha Male really thought he would fight the 18-month-old Great Dane next door...until they actually got nose-to-nose at the chain-link fence between our yards and the little jerk realized that the Great Dane could have swallowed him in two bites... Thankfully the Great Dane was still more of a puppy and was really laid back. He looked around at everybody like 'Is this guy actually SERIOUS?' From then on the little jerk decided it was still a good idea to bark his head off as usual, but it was FROM A DISTANCE. lol
Jeff's vocal range is incredible. even if he never got into ventriloquism, he would still be a great comedian if that was the path he wanted to go.
The opening of Spark of insanity?! amazing! love it!
So good!
RIP to the bird 🐦 😢
Also another funny part of this show was when Walter was also making fun of Jeff and his prius
Have you not watched him with his puppets? If not, then you must 😂
Yes, she has, as she said in this video.
Why do people jump into the comments section and start typing before the video is over?
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He was talking about the dog running with the stick, I figured he was going to make a comment about having a corn dog.
I live in the woods in a tent and one of, well, some of my friends are squirrels, raccoons, birds, and any stray. I say, we've taken so much from nature. I like to give some back. So I feed everything and everyone who asks. Feed the energy, it will feed you.
That is awesome!
Your laugh ❤
As much as I enjoy Dunham's work with his puppets, I've wished for years that he's do a show or album of pure stand-up.
Just for clarification, the puppet you were talking about was Jose Jalapeño (on a stick).
Even without the puppets he's hilarious.
I've watched Jeff's stand-up where he talks about his daughters, especially his eldest; it's just as hilarious.
His daughter with the 'evil side' is hilarious. The Dog Leash incident...
Especially when his wife takes the eldest daughter to put petrol in her car. You'll literally "laugh your pants off!", it's that hysterical; the part about laughing your pants off is metaphorically, but who knows how funny you'll find it.
@@jayweb51 I can't remember which daughter did the dog leash thing...I think it's the middle kid, not the eldest but I could be wrong about that. That's one of THE FUNNIEST monologues I can remember...
Gas is $5.19 here in Los Angeles
Should so check out Jeff with his puppet Walter,an old wrinkly guy - the puppet not Jeff
Fun fact: my daddys name is Jake..theres a country song called my dog jake and we have a cat named jake so i laughed so hard i cried when i watched this 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Brit you should listen to the ones where he talks about his daughter pumping gas, and the neighbor who thought Jeffs dog was trying to assassinate him
I have been a Fan of Jeff Dunham and Peanut since 1990........
Jeff is a Ventrilquist, who has several Puppets that are Kool.......
All his DVD specials Jeff does about 10 minutes of stand up be for he brings out the Puppets.......
The last half of that monologue is missing and its the best part.
My sister and brother-in-law used to have a big dog named Buffy.
You've only scratched the surface with Jeff.
Other characters are even more hilarious.
Peanut - "10 minutes of Peanut annoying Jeff", "Peanut's Password Panic"
Achmed (the Dead Terrorist) - "Meet Achmed", "Jingle Bombs" (a Christmas song), "Achmed the Dead Terrorist has a Son"
Walter - "The best of Walter"
Bubba J. - "the Best of Bubba J."
Sweet Daddy D. - "... is Playa in a Management Position... a P.I.M.P."
Also, Jeff's "Best of from around the world" (compilation)
This is but a start of Jeff...
The reference is one of his other puppets. José Jalepeño.........on a stick.
The only reason why she won’t want a dog is because she knows she would lose every argument and the dog would take her husbands side
🥰🥰
Not all chihuahuas are dumb. My sons service dog is a 4 lb chihuahua named Angel. She is a seizure detection dog and alerts us to his seizures. She goes everywhere with him amd is very well behaved.
You should watch him with his puppet Peanut. Great ventriloquist.
Jeff is funny with or without the puppets. :)
Having grown up in the 60's/70's I can tell you a Prius WOULD have fit under the big rigs of that time.
Please do more of Dunham
Hi Britt, i just wanted to let you know that this was not his full monologue. I hope you are having a wonderfull day.
Love Jeff! :)
Did you ever react to Darci Lynne Farmer? She's also a ventriloquist who first did America's Got Talent when she was 12, and she was amazing! You should really check her out! :)))
I wish gas was $3.84 again😿😂
Jeff and Gabriel eglesias are two funny comedians
You need to watch him with his puppets
You got to check out Jeff Dunham with Sweet Daddy D.
Do the whole monologue from Arguing with Myself.
My Prius is a great small car that 60 mpg, not that comfortable for long trips but that why I also have a Sequoia that gets 20 mpg on the extended roadtrips but way more comfortable.
You should react to some Smosh videos, both old and new. Anthony is back!!
He never said why his wife called him while she was in the hummer behind him.
"Rusty's gotta GO"? Nope, not anymore; he already WENT.
I work at a Toyota dealer, and yeah, the new Prius is legitimately nice lol. And somewhat fun to drive! … yes, seriously… a Prius is fun to drive now 😂
Edit: I also have a “Jake the dog” 😊 haha. Also a Cooper, Rally and Baxter lol
😂😂😂
I had many dogs growing up and they didn’t really care about playing with sticks.
Jeff is my favorite comedian. I have a Min Pen name Bella and I have a Cockatiel name Strider Man. They are my best friends.
He’s so good!
No matter when you were born. They'll keep you on the hamster wheel as long as you let them.
@brittreacts Someone you might like is Terry Fator he is a singing ventriloquist and he's able to sound very close to the original artist.
I’ll check it out!
This was, of course, great. But it was actually only half of the full monologue. You really need to hear the rest of the story about the Prius.
If you like his sound effects, check out the master Michael Winslow
I always thought he was really funny, people always think about his characters when they think about him but they are all him just different parts of his personality.
I don't know what Toyota calls it, but it's an ice blue. It was a Chevy blue in the early '60s, or very close.
Hey Britt...another Brit here...would love you to watch Pater Kay and or Micky Flanaghan...we have some great talent in the UK too..all the best...Sam G
I’ll check it out !!
Please xhexk out his special RELATIVE REALITY. His bit the Irish Baby is the best hrs EVER done
RELATIVE DISASTER dang autocorrect
I own a Prius and they are defiantly NOT SLOW
I do valet on the side and to tell you the truth the Prius got it right
I don’t know about a Prius, but there are some cars like an MG midget I believe you can drive underneath the trailer of a tractor trailer. You ask why it’s not politically correct to talk about a hummer? It’s because of climate change Britt!
You should react to Walters Roastfest. 🤣🤣
My dog's name is Tim and my cat's name is Fred
most of the first card where all electric before henry ford
Another great comidian is jo koy the dont make him angry stand up
I have a cat named Mouse.
The gas and electric debate boils down to this. Would you rather potentially have a lesser quality of air with gas or a definite destruction of nature worse than coal mining or oil with the rare earth mineral mines needed to create electric vehicles and mostly using slave labor by china reaching into African countries where china has taken over
Dog name - Diogy. Pronounced (Dee-Oh-Gee)
Cat name - Siaty. Pronounced (Sea-A-Tee)
Took one of my friends a week to realize their names. 😂 She did not find it funny at all. 😂
Love your videos
You should react to Tim Foust from Home Free Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
5:20 freeze frame. There is more to that story.