Grumpy Man Writes Daily Complaint Letters For 42 Years

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 552

  • @thatjuliusfellow5664
    @thatjuliusfellow5664 Před 4 lety +1620

    Over this series lewis has gradually come closer and closer to Simon. I predict he will be on Simon’s lap in the next one.

    • @leaderofthelewishpeople6382
      @leaderofthelewishpeople6382 Před 4 lety +117

      After that I predict Simon will be found in a canal. Floating.

    • @JasoTheRed48F2
      @JasoTheRed48F2 Před 4 lety +26

      They're not practicing social distance...

    • @copperrose4376
      @copperrose4376 Před 4 lety +37

      Jaso11111 this is pre recorded

    • @swimteamizzle1114
      @swimteamizzle1114 Před 4 lety +16

      Until they run out of pre-recorded footage :(

    • @Pizzacheese10
      @Pizzacheese10 Před 4 lety +11

      @@leaderofthelewishpeople6382 then we've finally gone full circle. if the Bristol pusher disappears after this, you'll know why, you'll know...

  • @ChodaBoyUSA
    @ChodaBoyUSA Před 4 lety +1086

    It melts my heart to see Dad & Mum in a loving embrace.

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 Před 4 lety +889

    To whom it may concern
    We need more Simon on the main channel.
    Yours sincerely, Jonathan

    • @Gadalac
      @Gadalac Před 4 lety +13

      This is Basal. I agree

    • @phoenixgods1
      @phoenixgods1 Před 4 lety +6

      This is casamir, I agree.

    • @d2factotum
      @d2factotum Před 4 lety +2

      Unfortunately, the views on these videos don't reflect that wish--they generally get around two-thirds what a typical main channel video gets.

    • @disruptxbymisonika576
      @disruptxbymisonika576 Před 4 lety +11

      @@d2factotum This is a gaming channel at it's core, and while the OG subscribers and podcast lovers will enjoy this content, others may want gaming based, mainly MINECRAFT based videos with Simon. Not me though, love me some Simon

    • @scifimisc9191
      @scifimisc9191 Před 4 lety +1

      I think we need just more of this

  • @chocolatewolf3914
    @chocolatewolf3914 Před 4 lety +417

    The Lewis balloon was a stroke of video editing
    genius

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT Před 4 lety +1

      if you like that you should watch brutalmoose. that's his entire style

    • @dazanii
      @dazanii Před 4 lety

      Brutalmoose is amazing

  • @marchhare5868
    @marchhare5868 Před 4 lety +714

    Hello Lewis,
    Hello Lewis its Basil again writing you to ask you to include more of Simon on the main channel. He is the funniest and most handsome of the Yogscast members.
    Thanks very much.
    -Basil

    • @elise205
      @elise205 Před 4 lety +51

      Simon I know that's you.
      I can tell it's not an actual fan because an actual fan would end with by the way, tell Sips I love him.
      (By the way, tell Sips I love him!)

    • @jr-bh5rm
      @jr-bh5rm Před 4 lety +10

      but also STOP SLAGGING OFF JEEEESUS SO MUCH.

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 Před 4 lety +7

      Come on Simon you're better than that.
      (Btw tell sips I love him)

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 Před 4 lety +1

      @No Thank you did they worship it?

    • @fantasticzero8965
      @fantasticzero8965 Před 4 lety +8

      The best member is no longer with us rip Lord troll Paul "I can win" sykes
      BTW tell sips I love him

  • @dampersand
    @dampersand Před 4 lety +460

    How do you make a whale vomit? Trap it under a bed for a few hours.

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ Před 4 lety +58

    They started with hugging each other and lewis then said get off me. I love the yogscast so much

  • @fakeandgayism
    @fakeandgayism Před 4 lety +140

    WE NEED MORE SIMON ON THE MAIN CHANNEL

  • @coriohttv
    @coriohttv Před 4 lety +323

    Ol' big J died for our sins and stuff.

    • @robinjohns8995
      @robinjohns8995 Před 4 lety +13

      Harvey J?

    • @EliJahTebbens
      @EliJahTebbens Před 4 lety +7

      PS love sips_

    • @themattenthehat
      @themattenthehat Před 4 lety +6

      serious question: if Jesus died for our sins, then should we sin as much as possible so that he didn't die for nothing?

    • @FfsNoGoodNamesLeft
      @FfsNoGoodNamesLeft Před 4 lety +4

      @@themattenthehat I'm pretty sure the story is that he died for our sins up to that point, to give us a clean slate of sorts.

    • @Meansnare
      @Meansnare Před 4 lety +1

      Jonas W prove it, otherwise it is as true as Odin or Vishnu

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 Před 4 lety +3

    Its shocking how peculiar portions have the least views on their recent videos. Wtf this is the best series theyve had in years.

  • @SarcyBoi41
    @SarcyBoi41 Před 4 lety +142

    "People want free medical treatment, they don't want cookies!"
    You overestimate the American people, Simon.

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 Před 4 lety +320

    "Have you heard about how valuable whale vomit is?"
    "Ah, yes, ambergris. Very valuable as a base for perfumes, I've heard-"
    "DO YOU WANNA DO THE INTRO THEN, LEWIS? GO ON AND DO IT!"
    I'm actually a bit surprised this didn't happen.

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 Před 4 lety +1

      Exactly the kind of thing that would happen

  • @door.mp3
    @door.mp3 Před 4 lety +173

    I feel that "mayor of U.S. town" is a strange name for a dog..

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 Před 4 lety +23

      That's why they changed it to "honorary mayor of U.S. town". Rolls off the tongue much better.

  • @directronica
    @directronica Před 4 lety +70

    The only thing missing is for Lewis to say: “Hello, and welcome to the Yogpod”

  • @selfanothermostlikely478
    @selfanothermostlikely478 Před 4 lety +90

    This series is getting me through my breakup. Love these boys.

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne Před 4 lety +170

    Me: This'll be a cute and funny video to watch while eating dinner.
    Simon and Lewis: WHALE VOMIT!!!

    • @DecimatorVideos
      @DecimatorVideos Před 4 lety +3

      Myst Lunarbane there has been one gross story in every one of these videos lolol

    • @KuroKabura
      @KuroKabura Před 4 lety +2

      and after that millipede sex.

    • @briandoolittle3422
      @briandoolittle3422 Před 4 lety

      A delicious addition to your dinner!

    • @rahcek
      @rahcek Před 4 lety +3

      If it helps, ambergris isn't actually vomit. It comes out of the whale's arse.
      It's a special waxy coating from the small intestine that encapsulates pointy things which the whale ate by accident and can't digest. It's expensive exclusive poop!
      Happy dining.

  • @omegagarry8192
    @omegagarry8192 Před 4 lety +2

    Good to know multiple towns in the US now have dogs as mayor

  • @sniperdude6286
    @sniperdude6286 Před 4 lety +68

    4:34 Lewis out here playing Bloons Tower Defense

    • @Sharky4152
      @Sharky4152 Před 4 lety +3

      Hey, don't be dissing BTD. Quality games those.

    • @sniperdude6286
      @sniperdude6286 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Sharky4152 I would never diss the King of browser games

  • @Chaospriest82
    @Chaospriest82 Před 4 lety +3

    Simon is always most welcome! And you of course aswell Lewis!
    Love this format!

  • @haskellelephant
    @haskellelephant Před 4 lety +5

    We do need more Simon!

  • @Dogtles
    @Dogtles Před 4 lety +6

    I'm loving this series. Feel it's been forever since it was just these two. Simon and Lewis have only gotten sexier over the years

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii Před 4 lety +11

    Simon, as someone who was born and currently lives in Liverpool, for that amazing scouse accent, I hereby grant you the title of honorary scouser.

    • @sweetmash477
      @sweetmash477 Před 4 lety +1

      Id love to meet the scousers youre hanging round xD

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii Před 4 lety

      I'm not a people person, so... The funny thing is though, is that my mum's accent is more scouse than mine and she was born in Leeds.

  • @Bukiyo
    @Bukiyo Před 4 lety +7

    We really DO need more Simon, though.

  • @TomMouat
    @TomMouat Před 4 lety +8

    We need more Simon!
    Yours sincerely Basil

  • @66LordLoss66
    @66LordLoss66 Před 4 lety +18

    5:39
    This sounds like it would be a skit on The Goon Show back on 1960s radio.
    "There very small" sounded exactly like Bluebottle.

  • @qarinahalkhatib8739
    @qarinahalkhatib8739 Před 4 lety +13

    These videos are literally the highlight of my every week!

  • @HoboMeow
    @HoboMeow Před 4 lety +3

    Include more Simon on the main channel, and give us more of these, please!

  • @JustPassingThrough34
    @JustPassingThrough34 Před 4 lety +4

    I actually got a reply from one of my emails I sent so that was greatly appreciated for sure! Thanks again!!!

  • @Weasleyboy17
    @Weasleyboy17 Před 4 lety +10

    We want more Simon!!! >:O

  • @qwertyismymom
    @qwertyismymom Před 4 lety +5

    10:10 There is never enough Simon on the main channel

  • @jackers0077
    @jackers0077 Před 4 lety +30

    Love how Lewis doesn’t know much about our political system but still is more knowledgeable than half the country

  • @busanhangu
    @busanhangu Před 4 lety +48

    Simon: It’s worth 20 million which is about..
    Lewis: TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS

  • @CurtyBull
    @CurtyBull Před 4 lety +2

    Simon will always be the King of Yogscast, truly a master at work. Hope to see more!

  • @connorg6887
    @connorg6887 Před 4 lety +3

    6:25 "spunk legs" two words I never thought I'd hear in conjunction, vivid words to think about hahaha

    • @UnPolacoLoco
      @UnPolacoLoco Před 4 lety

      google "Hectocotylus", a dose of "spunk arms" for ya!

  • @NikoKun
    @NikoKun Před 4 lety +74

    Yes, we need more Simon! Actually, strap a VR headset on Simon and make him play Half Life Alyx! Guaranteed hilarious play-through, if he hasn't had anything spoiled yet. He doesn't need to know anything about HL, just the game play itself would be amazing. ;P

    • @iwiffitthitotonacc4673
      @iwiffitthitotonacc4673 Před 4 lety +2

      Simon should seriously make a let's play of Dwarf Fortress.

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 Před 4 lety +2

      he would probably throw up loads, but interestingly, tom has played it, and i think completed

  • @Epicosity39
    @Epicosity39 Před 4 lety +2

    I love Simon so much! I'm so glad he's on the main channel regularly again

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 Před 4 lety +2

    that intro is gonna be in fanfics i swear XD

  • @kristoffer-9808
    @kristoffer-9808 Před 4 lety +5

    "Kill me" in the glasses made me drop my beer. True comedy

  • @Eyeball117
    @Eyeball117 Před 4 lety +2

    Whoooooaaa we're halfway there
    Whooooaaa! Dog elected mayor
    I bet you can't read this without singing it.

    • @xcmodev1558
      @xcmodev1558 Před 4 lety

      Thank you, this is brilliant mate

  • @demongoblinghoul629
    @demongoblinghoul629 Před 4 lety +2

    World: stay 6 ft apart
    Simon and Lewis: embrace

  • @strubbles9557
    @strubbles9557 Před 4 lety +15

    I am loving peculiar portions! How are you guys doing it in quarantine? I'm very curious. I would love to work for the Yogscast at some point in the future. Seems like a lot of fun! Cheers!

  • @fishygames96
    @fishygames96 Před 4 lety +11

    I thought this ways a bad move for this channel but after watching more it just flows so great and feels as real as to come when talking to your mates but super great articles you guys are reading. This get My 2Thumbs up for continue Love all the Yogscasts time and Energy to have High Quality non -script like Interactions- Love From Canada and Da Fish!

    • @Creamcups
      @Creamcups Před 4 lety +1

      I do wish they would stop SLAGGING OFF JESUS SO MUCH JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS
      btw tell sips i want to birth his children

    • @fishygames96
      @fishygames96 Před 4 lety

      @@Creamcups Unfortunately Humor is based on Talking about Controversially things. Cant win it all with being Entertained

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 Před 4 lety

      @@fishygames96
      youtub is unfortunately built on buzzwords like, fantastic, brilliant, amazing, life changing, omg, great, etc
      this is how algorithims work, they look through comments for these words and youtub promotes the video, you're amazing.

    • @LividBunny
      @LividBunny Před 4 lety +1

      I'm interested in this content.
      It feels like FluffyTalks in his early years.

    • @fishygames96
      @fishygames96 Před 4 lety

      Strat fact but fluflly was good send Yogscast got a way to go for that respect

  • @MortalGlare
    @MortalGlare Před 4 lety +13

    Just a bear and a twink, chilling on a couch right beside each other

  • @glepembs
    @glepembs Před 4 lety

    I am now needlessly worried that maybe we don't write enough about how much we appreciate seeing Simon whichever channel he wishes to appear. It's always a treat, Simon ♥

  • @OverClover
    @OverClover Před 4 lety +2

    I look forward to these so much

  • @Daimon
    @Daimon Před 4 lety

    I used to watch these two for hours 10 years ago... they were my motivation and reason for playing video games and helping me find some amazing people, treating my depression, and having something to look forward to in the day. Their old podcasts used to help me sleep. Damn that got real.. but my point is... Seeing these two here on a couch, talking all chilled out gives me massive nostalgia and well, I really appreciate it.

  • @Sophice
    @Sophice Před 4 lety +1

    This was the best way to start the episode.

  • @ianhewitt5558
    @ianhewitt5558 Před 4 lety

    Simon's Peculiar Portions is quickly becoming a new favorite for me! Keep up the great work!

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic Před 4 lety +4

    It wasn't weird for Lewis until Simon started stroking his arm like Mandrew.

  • @jacquizzlemons1980
    @jacquizzlemons1980 Před 4 lety +3

    Wow I only live a couple hours away from the dog mayor. How cute

  • @OGTabo0
    @OGTabo0 Před 4 lety +9

    9:53
    When Simon called out Lewis on not replying to mail and Lewis began to respond I honestly thought he was going to say "Sometimes I do, some of them...are... misconduct allegations"

  • @craniumbear
    @craniumbear Před 4 lety +1

    We definitely need more Simon on the main channel.

  • @ahjgbhlahgaohgl
    @ahjgbhlahgaohgl Před 4 lety +1

    We do need more Simon.

  • @r0botwolf
    @r0botwolf Před 4 lety +1

    this is the best series on youtube handsdown

  • @Curseofvanhallo
    @Curseofvanhallo Před 4 lety +1

    Classic Colorado Move there, I live in the state and it is like this all over the state

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns Před 4 lety +7

    for the love of Jesis, just tell Sips I love him already
    by

  • @sirgwan5768
    @sirgwan5768 Před 4 lety +4

    Those first eight seconds was how the Yogscast was born

  • @lukapejkovic918
    @lukapejkovic918 Před 4 lety

    One of the best shows on this channel, plz keep it up it's amazing

  • @mattmccormick7022
    @mattmccormick7022 Před 4 lety +3

    The town of Idyllwild has had a dog as it's mayor for years.
    I've met him!

  • @ceyes00
    @ceyes00 Před 4 lety +21

    WE NEED MORE SIMON!!!

  • @Kasimeran
    @Kasimeran Před 4 lety +36

    "...died for our sins."
    *Simon grinning with his satanic shirt on* :D

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 Před 4 lety

      have you seen his beard t-shirt mask, he made for going out

  • @skyhunternjms
    @skyhunternjms Před 4 lety +7

    We definitely need more Simon on the main channel. :D

  • @mbelcher19
    @mbelcher19 Před 4 lety +1

    I would write in saying we need more simon

  • @kanders7391
    @kanders7391 Před 4 lety +2

    Why is there never enough Simon on the main channel?!!

  • @Nygge1982
    @Nygge1982 Před 4 lety +1

    I was raised up by watching Lewis & Simon. Now I'm 40 and I'm doing just fine, mostly fine i think.

  • @itsbrittanybtch
    @itsbrittanybtch Před 4 lety

    We DO need more Simon on the main channel! Simon, Tom, Lewis, and Ben are my favorites. I love all Yogs but those four are my favorites

  • @austinbuscaglia8705
    @austinbuscaglia8705 Před 4 lety +5

    WE DO NEED MORE SIMON ITS CALLED YOGS LEWIS AND SIMON FOR A REASON! I just used caps to emphasize this. More. Simon.

  • @InstantStones99
    @InstantStones99 Před 4 lety

    These just get better and better honestly. Love it lads

  • @Mudovaca
    @Mudovaca Před 4 lety

    Keep this series up, it's amazing guys

  • @shadowcat1198
    @shadowcat1198 Před 4 lety +130

    I mean, the dog can't do worse than the majority of our politicians.

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 Před 4 lety +7

      If anything they would be better

    • @h1r086
      @h1r086 Před 4 lety +7

      Today in the news, PR dog does PR for people who desperately need PR.

    • @henkilepsilon6396
      @henkilepsilon6396 Před 4 lety +12

      There's a good reason this has happened multiple times in the US.

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe Před 4 lety +1

      It's barking mad, I say!

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Před 4 lety +2

      He is VERY corrupt though. Throw him a bone and he just rolls over and lets you do whatever you want.

  • @stadiumseating
    @stadiumseating Před 4 lety

    I cant get enough of this series

  • @devphone3025
    @devphone3025 Před 4 lety +1

    MORE SIMON!
    On the main channel, on Tom's channel, ON EVERY CHANNEL!
    VIVA LA SIMON!

  • @Deivid-bn6yw
    @Deivid-bn6yw Před 4 lety +3

    That intro was oddly wholesome

  • @StartingOut_
    @StartingOut_ Před 4 lety

    I swear this show never fails to crack me up, if its not the bazaar ass news stories, it's simons random voices and zaney comedy or lewis's awkwardness and overly blunt opinion. You two are the perfect combo and you always bring a smile to my face..... but maybe you could stop slackin off the big j man LUL

  • @That_One_Guy101
    @That_One_Guy101 Před 4 lety +7

    Now we need to send a lot of mail to the yogscast asking for more simon on the main channel.

  • @Sneezebeef
    @Sneezebeef Před 4 lety

    That milipede story gives "PUT YER FOOT IN ME BOX" a whole other meaning.

  • @thomasvogel3672
    @thomasvogel3672 Před 4 lety +3

    Simon gottem good, yes more simon would be quite appreciated

  • @bigwetdane
    @bigwetdane Před 4 lety +2

    we need more Simon on the main channel

  • @iheartbinary
    @iheartbinary Před 4 lety

    The Lewis & Simon channel is so much better when Lewis and Simon are both in the video.

  • @DivKay4
    @DivKay4 Před 4 lety +69

    The fact that people probably got triggered at Simon mentioning Medicare for All is both sad and hilarious

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 Před 4 lety +14

      The same crowd who would write in about slagging off Jesus

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Před 4 lety +16

      Americans getting pissy whenever British people lord their free healthcare over us is truly a national treasure.

    • @leoslack6104
      @leoslack6104 Před 4 lety +19

      Bay Angelo we don’t even lord it for over you, we just feel bad for you that to don’t have it

    • @KingBobbito
      @KingBobbito Před 4 lety +3

      ​@@leoslack6104 eh, a lot of people do, at least on Twitter. There was a trend of "British people really do say this word weird" tweets and they almost always were met with British people bringing up healthcare or school shootings. Like come on there are a billion jokes you can make about horrible American accents and grammar. I say "yinz" instead of "y'all", damnit.

    • @PsychShrew
      @PsychShrew Před 4 lety +1

      Bobbito British people be like: lets damage economic relations with a continent-wide organisation because of nationalism!!
      American people be like: wow I really hate the letter “u” let’s get rid of that

  • @TheeAlexx01
    @TheeAlexx01 Před 4 lety

    Well I definitely NEED MORE SIMON AND LEWIS 🤣😊

  • @odhrandoherty8689
    @odhrandoherty8689 Před 4 lety

    We do need more Simon on the main channel, I need more Simon in general

  • @granteyyyy
    @granteyyyy Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂😂 that balloon pop was incredible

  • @WallyGarcia
    @WallyGarcia Před 4 lety +1

    We do need more Simon on the main channel.

  • @Beweren
    @Beweren Před 4 lety +1

    I'd like a lot more Simon on the main channel! Thanks -love you - Byyee!

  • @bigman7025
    @bigman7025 Před 4 lety

    WE NEED MORE SIMON!!!!!!!! I was in no way paid by Simon lane to write this comment and definitely not contractually binded to make this clear. WE NEED MORE SIMON!!!!!!!!

  • @UnjustCrow
    @UnjustCrow Před 4 lety

    I love how much space there is on that sofa, but Lewis insists on sitting so close to Simon that they're touching.

  • @mrdudeman29
    @mrdudeman29 Před 4 lety

    Oh my gosh i saw the yellow jersy on the dog and realized this was a story about Colorado (where i live) and started blushinh in embarrassment xD

  • @TheWayneJesse
    @TheWayneJesse Před 4 lety

    damn. these are great, literally wiping tears. keep em coming

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. Před 4 lety

    Simon will always be the purest human being ever.

  • @I0d0ma
    @I0d0ma Před 4 lety +2

    There's actually like 3 towns in America with dog mayors

  • @Turbo3032
    @Turbo3032 Před 4 lety

    I love how half my CZcams subscription videos are from before the lockdown!

  • @IC33
    @IC33 Před 4 lety +1

    Ahhh, thank you for brightening my day!

  • @2loafabread
    @2loafabread Před 4 lety

    These are your best videos since the old lewis and Simon minecraft factory days

  • @jackalope2u
    @jackalope2u Před 4 lety +6

    We need more Simon on the Main Channel!!!!

  • @copydepastey
    @copydepastey Před 4 lety

    we definitely need more Simon on the main channel

  • @practicalpupa8192
    @practicalpupa8192 Před 4 lety

    We do actually have a few animal mayors, mostly in Alaska

  • @PlusOneGamer
    @PlusOneGamer Před 4 lety +1

    We need more Simon on the main channel.

  • @eatthebigonefirst8031
    @eatthebigonefirst8031 Před 4 lety +1

    If it wasn't clear... We need more Simon on the main channel!

  • @Bossanova117
    @Bossanova117 Před 4 lety

    We do need more Simon