The Eden Formula Review
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
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The 5th movie in the Carnosaur franchise, The Eden Formula tells the tale of a super special medical breakthrough able to do miracles! Miracles such as bringing dinosaurs back to life. Amazing how we always land on that space... but neer-do-wells intend on STEALING THE FORMULA! For... reasons!
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Dinosaur movie: exists
Here we go again.
I literally died of laughter at the effects and deckers comment at 22:48😂😂
That coffee was hot?
Wait so they...
Raided the shelves
Hid the formula on the toilet
Went to the break room to search for further stuff to hide
Met the security guard
and
Climbed down the stairs
All that and that coffee was stil hot? Dang it, I guess I need a new cup! Where can I find one of those?
First you need to go to the bathroom. Go to the corner stall. Find the wall tile that has a crack in it. Count the tiles going up 3 times, then left 2,up 4,right 6. Push the tile in then try to slide it southeast. You should hear a click when you can only see about half of the tile still as the rest will be behind the wall. Then, while still holding it pushed inward. Slide it north till you hear another click. Keeping the tile pushed in, you now need to push a button you wont be able to see that is inside the hole where the tile would normally be. After pressing the button you should also flip a switch that is under that as well. Now you need to ( With the tile still being pushed inward ) do a half circle to the west till it clicks then you release the tile.
This will reveal the door that will be on the wall to your right when exiting the bathroom stall you where just in. ( By reveal the door, the seems should be visible now. A group of tiles should also be popped out a little. ) Open the panel ( The tiles that are popped out a little. ) and put in the 3 sets of codes required to unlock the door. First code uses the numbers on the pad 3246. The Second code uses the arrow keys on the pad and the code is the same as how you found the tile in the bathroom stall. The third code is a combination of the two previous codes. The numbered portion of the code is entered in reverse while the directional portion of the code takes a piece from each one. So the first numbered part is 6, the first directional is up,left,up,right. Then you enter in the number 4, then go back to the directional. Up,left,up,right. Then number 2 with the directional being up,up,right... ect. At the point there is no more numbers to input between the directional part of the code this is where you need to take the first part of the numbered code with the last part. Then on the next one its the 2end part with the 2end to last part. Then the next time its the first one + the second one. IE 5.. Its a simple pattern I doubt I need to explain more on that.
When its all entered the door should slide open. You go down the hall ( Do NOT touch any of the doors you see. ) keep going straight when you get to the T section. After that you will eventually come to a 4 way. You will want to turn right, go up the stairs at the end of that hall then take the first door on the left. In that room is where you will find a new cup.
@Mr. Perfect Cell I think you took a wrong turn.
"You know we all look alike!"
Decker: *Visible confusion*
That's Racist but only when White people say it
@@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 racist regardless, moron.
@@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 a white guy wrote this script, those are his words, black guys were just paid to say it.
When the “T-Rex” jumped out at the end to be hit with the thermite I almost gagged laughing so hard
Same. I almost cried. 😂
Lima Bravo same 😂😂😂😂
Same. Lols like wtf
How do you make yourself gag whilst laughing?! 😆
12:46 is actually a pretty cool yet terrifying shot
So Decker, when are you going to do "THE SUMMER OF THE ASYLUM!"
He is going to be batshit insane in a week
Dude would be driven to madness before the month is out. And then he’ll be filming in a padded room while wearing a straight jacket and a muzzle.
We dont need him in an asylum so no
Oh dear god no I don’t think even decker could sit a day through that.
Forget Summer. The Asylum's got enough material for at least a YEAR!
Oh no they dragged poor Candyman into this.
*CinemaSins dinging noise*
Listen, Tony had a house payment to make. Don't judge him!
Seriously, how the fuck is it that Tony Todd is not too busy for this?
They also dragged the poor Lawnmower Man and Elliot’s mom from E.T. into this. Lots of house payments needed paying off, I guess.
And the voice of lord zedd
Decker is such a lovely dude. I watch him from Scotland but he feels like a bud
Secret Admirer Dublin here, same.
He couldn't give less of a fuck.
He's the kind of guy I'd smoke, have a beer and listen to some metal while playing Borderlands co-op with
@@vincentmarcellino7183 hahaha hell yeah!!
Im from las vegas, nv and i agree with you!! cheers.
They must have stolen the security system from Jurassic Park.
I know. Real bugbear of JP is why was the main power switch on the other side of the raptor paddock meaning techs had to go through it to switch the power back on?
Sam Jackson missed a trick here
Sattler - "Where's the main power switch".
Hammond - " Other side of the raptor paddock"
Arnold - "Goddamn motherfucking what?!"
@@davekp6773
The raptor paddock is a hole in the ground (it's never all that clear how precisely they climbed out of it), and it's not a power switch, it's a circuit breaker box. The maintenance shed isn't _through_ the raptor paddock, it's through an area of forest they happen to be in.
It should haven been called "The Eaten Formula".
The Redone Formula also sounds fitting. 👅
Well, in Australia, it’s called “Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.” No joke!
There is definitely a bunch of different ways to make a bad movie.
And Decker Shado is gonna show us every single one of them.
You're a brave man, happy holydays to you and yours.
You know what? Thank you for this review.
I remember seeing this movie when I was 13, back around when it hit shelves, but I could never remember the name of it (not that I really cared to, for obvious reasons).
But the memory has survived for so long thanks to 2 crucial factors: 1- it is hands down the worst movie I have ever watched all the way through with my own eyes, and 2- I found so many scenes *_so fucking funny_* that I actually had to stop it multiple times just so I could try not to hyperventilate (most notably the "He's been shot!" _"NO SHIT Sherlock!"_ scene)
If you can find it, try reviewing a film called "Anonymous Rex", a movie about an alternate timeline where the dinosaurs survived the extinction event and now live in the modern world disguised as humans.
I remember watching that movie on Sci-fi (before they changed their logo) when I was a teen. It was kind of cool.
the jumping CGI trex was such a shame
I laughed so hard when that part happened.
Thanks for reminding me this movie exists. Could have went the rest of my life forgetting I watched this movie on replay as a kid.
Jim Kelly That’s your shame, man.
Live in ur GUILT😂
Decker should review the feast series
I 2nd that.
Did they get the microphones for this movie from Dollar Tree?
Yes, and they spent so much of the budget on that Dollar tree sound system, they had no money left over to buy a couple of thick blankets to hang up for echo absorption. That’s how tight the sound budget was.
Sooooo Tony needed to pay off a Condo? Well with this movie he’s probably buying a TV
6:45 I am POSITIVE that's the same musical score that played during the boss battle against Gulp in Spyro 2, does this mean it's an actual piece of classical music? O_o
18:33 "Huh, a dinosaur. Weird."
Mecha Man 😂😂
I once watched this movie as a kid, under the title: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
One of my four favorite dinosaur movie like One Million Years B.C., When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth, Jurassic Park and even Prehysteria!
Kinda wish Decker said "formula" like Mr. Krabbs does
"Parker.... NO!" -Highlight of this movie, 2019
Oh dear
Decker, you shouldn't have
You should have realized that beyond Carnosaur 3 is just sadness
It can't be as worse as alien origin
@@jonsmith8150 it's close
@@kevinprehm impossible
@@kevinprehm Hell you say.
@@h.plovecat4307 dude, this film is shit on all levels
Say what you will about Alien Origin, but at least they know what a fucking boom Mike is
How did they get their hands on the paper mache T-rex I made when i was 10?
2:37 Either his parents thought he was gonna grow up into a cool guy, or they really hated him.
I’m patiently waiting for King of the monsters, hopefully Creepy does a crossover with you Decker. Especially since Mothra is in it. Maybe you could do a continuation of the Godzilla vs Mothra thing.
Stoneryoda 937 maybe so, but I must ask that you need to give the movie a chance. I don’t like the human characters either, but the Kaiju look so much better than before.
I’ve seen every film in the franchise from first to last, and King of the Monsters is a love letter to the fans. At least in terms of the Monster Battles.
But he needs to review Kong:Skull Island ( i know he hasnt reviewed a single King Kong film, not surprised but still) first. KOTM is part of a cinematic universe ya know that has connection to that film (the MonsterVerse). Heck, maybe he can do THE SUMMER OF GODZILLA VS KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG to prepare for the rematch between the two. AND dont even get me started on the f***ing human characters, like i said before after KOTM was designated a Box Office Dissapointment (not a flop, which is good, cause we dont want a nightmare situation here) after an increase of action only, no human idiots who decided to go to the extremes and say that they should edited out or have a actor/actress parts get cut out in the final product or might want to troll the actors on the directors social media accounts or someone else who was involved in the making of said film before, HUMAN. CHARACTERS. BELONG. AND MATTER. IN. THE KAIJU GENRE AND GODZILLA. Im telling ya, people have had enough of these things and are starting to realise this is getting out of control and we need to do something (worse, people are spouting realism complaints if other fans want to have another familar monster (Toho or from the archives) in the MonsterVerse and one even said portraying Ghidrah as an ailen was dumb, when he was ALWAYS portrayed as an alien in all of his films except in 1991 film he starred in)
This movie was hilarious at times, like the T-Rex watching patiently the kung fu scene or his jump towards the radios for him to only be thrown again up in the air like an inflatable mattress... but so much pointless death.
"he's been shot"
"No shit Sherlock"
Has me laughing my shit at the floor
I have heard of this movie but never got around to watching it. Thank you Decker
I really enjoy Decker's reviews, but I just felt there are other movies gagging for a Deckering before The Eden Formula
6:45, I'm sure that's the music from Gulp's overlook in Spyro 2.
Funny this is a Carnosour movie where I actually recognize some actors.
"This place is secured by the f*cking honour system", LOL.
It is funny to me just how much this movie resembles a session of shadowrun that went terribly wrong. Imagine all the bad guys as players in a shadowrun game, along with overpowered crits on hacking atempts and throwing oneliners after every kill, its hilarious.
Good to see you, Decker. About your echo issues, furniture, rugs/carpet and heavy drapes will do wonders for that.
thank you for jumping on this nade for me/us decker. this was one that i could only get a little ways in, and other than missing out on the one guard you compliment, yeah, think i'm glad i cut it off.
16:44 best scene ever
Wait. So ur telling me there was another carnosaur movie after raptor ?
Willi4m You do realize types “ur” instead of “you’re” makes you look spasticated, right?
Never thought I'd see something with less convincing special effects than an early 1970s Doctor Who episode. They should have asked the BBC for unused effects from Invasion of the Dinosaurs.
Holy shit the music at 20:18 when he pulled out the gun was priceless and then how quickly he's dealt with is just the cherry on top
I’m so glad I’ve only just discovered your channel and have a mountain on content to binge on! 5 top 5 best CZcams content creators out of 5
My ears. Rarely have ever heard sound this bad in a movie that wasn't a film student project.
Oof
Is the red brick building at 1:50, the exact same building that featured at the end of The Terminator, where the tanker truck exploded? It damn sure looks like it! Even the loading dock looks the same! Look on Google Earth.....if I remember correctly, it's a Police armory building.
That bit where they pulled off his fingernail was probably the most realistic effect in the entire movie. I actually flinched a bit seeing it. Then again, I do have a weird phobia of nail loss, so it might just be me.
Is that a deleted scene for the very short clip from 26:01 to 26:05? There's definitely a Rex in the background and it looks like the one they used for the back cover of the original Carnosaur I think but I do not for the life of me remember seeing that portion of clip in any of the Carnosaur movies.
I just noticed that. XD
Are there stock footage raptors from Carnosaur and Raptor in this Carnosaur remake?
Nope. Just a T. Rex.
Candyman vs t-rex.
Anyone else more interested in seeing "vs Dinosaur" than those "in Space" sequels?
How desperate for money was Tony Todd at this time to want to do this movie? The Candyman deserves better movies
So they used lines from the 1st Jurassic park haha
22:10 This spfx shot has been used in three different movies since 1991
Not going lie. I literally thought this was fever dream
The dinosaurs in Weird Al’s “Jurassic Park” music video we’re more convincing.
Maybe they'd be more frightening after dark
Security systems *these* days are pretty fancy. Doors typically have four parts to them: badge reader, lock, door contacts, and a request to exit. They're all tied in to said security system. Some security systems do indeed allow you to unlock/lock a door from anywhere in the country.
The Carnosaur franchise is the best low budget version of Jurassic Park!🤣
John Henry Eden - Wait wrong Eden
To quote Sir Lawrence "I spent the first half of my career doing movies for the Art now I'm doing them for the money."
Hellboy 2019😈
I love you so much! Thank you for sitting through these terrible movies and taking the time to share them. Lol This one seems particularly rough. :p
Maybe the building is built by that guy from Gremlins 2. Computer hacking is the modern equivalent of "reversing the polarity". I miss the old days. Okay how do we bring Dino's into modern times..."we reverse the polarity"
You can always gauge the budget of a movie by the tint of the fake blood. The cheaper the movie, the more orange the blood gets, rather than the burgundy color of actual blood.
Can't believe that Jeff Fahey(Body Parts) Dee Wallace Stone( E.T., The Howling) and Tony Todd (Candyman) are in this movie!!
Shaine White Dee Wallace Stone is the only one I’m disappointed with. You’d think being the mom in ET would make her more sought after.
*Puppet Trex terrorizing a city*
Trex from The Lost World:Hold my beer and watch this shit
16:22 Did...did they rip that music from Resident Evil 0?
Is it me or at 16:24. That piece of music is rip straight out of Resident Evil 0 when you encounter the leechmen.
They should make more Carnisaur movies
11:00 You know those videos about a hand puppet shark? Same energy going on here
I feel like Because Science and Decker Shado should do a cross over with their "Best hair"
Yes! Dewit
I don't get how he can be so annoyed about using old footage for new movies. He did a review of the whole Gamera series, he should be inmune by now.
Reviews like this are peak Decker Shado
White dude at 2:57 --- is that the runner alien from MiB?
I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS DEKER YOU'RE COMMENTARY IS ALWAYS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Ive watched so many of ur videos decker but I havent in some time and what do u kno youtube recommended this. About to binge some of ur stuff.
Dang.... I came with an open mind an very low expectations ..... And a still I think that I will skip this film at any movie night.... Well... If I'm sober that is
i cant be the only one that remembers this movie being called tyrannosaurus wrecks.
hope Decker can do Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom for Dinocember
There you go. Kids film, I don't click. Dinosaur film, I click.
R.I.P. John Carl Buechler 😢
I have this movie on DVD, I remember when I first watched it I was like "Tyrannosaurus Rex, more like Tyrannosaurus GET RECK!!!!"
Jay Sherman of the animated series The Critic poked fun at Gene Siskel for liking the first Carnosaur movie, giving it a thumbs up and calling it the R-rated version of Jurassic Park we always wanted.
That music sounds like a level from desparados...
The dinosaur’s roar sounds like what the truck from Jeepers Creepers would sound like if it had asthma.
Just wanted to say thank you for this channel. I really look forward to every video. Again, thanks from a fellow Texan.
Maybe the t Rex rolled natural 20tes on all it's stealth check
Dee Wallace started off her career in a Spielberg blockbuster and then worked her way up to a straight to TV release...wonder why? She's a more than competent actor..great fun as ever...
Wow, big f'n kudos to Char for rocking the Dino suit! This may even top wheelchair Meyers.. Maybe
Even of it doesn't come this month I still want the creepy crossover review for King of the Monsters!
It's good to see Dee walis still acting.
So this is the movie where Adam green met Tony Todd to be Hatchet I see! Noice
Anybody else use the 'Bluff, succeed, shoot' strategy in Fallout as well?
The only fallout game I ever played was MidOut 76, so unfortunately no.
@@lowlandnobleman6746 You have my sympathy...
Funny thing is that all these high tech security systems don't work in real life. They break down far too often and are pretty useless securing a large enough facility/area that old school locks, cameras and security personnel are far more efficient and cost effective. Magnetic door locks never work, nor do laser/light beam alarms, or pressure pad alarms. Movement and temperature sensitive alarm systems cause too many "false alarms" for them to be useful. Movement sensitive tracking cameras do work, to a point, however a basic camera system is a fraction of the cost.
You usually put a LOT more weight when an actor of note plays a role. But here you just brush off the fact that Jeff Fahey plays the mad scientist.
You don't know Jeff Fahey?
He was Ike in Wyatt Earp. Darryll in The Hollow. Uncle Eddie in From Dusk Til Dawn the TV Series.
Or as most of you probably remember him: Frank in Lost.
He's at the same level with action/drama as Jeffrey Combs is with scifi/horror.
I don't know what's worse, the T-REX in this movie or the Great White from JAWS 3D
Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
Ok.. Mr. Shado? Can i call you Decker? Huge fan. Huge. But i have an issue i pray you can help me with.. You see..
"premise" is pronounced PREH-miss, not PREE-mize. You're literally killing me with that.
Love you!
the is a carnosaur spiritual...kinda...along with Raptor...
What if they rebooted the Carnosaur franchise?
COULD it be done right?
Oh god...i bought this for $3 years ago.
"It's giving me tryptophobia"
*Trypophobia
"Try and bluff your way in, succeed, and then open fire anyway"
Sounds like my DnD group