@@blazer168 krieg doesn’t quote Shakespeare but he does say “FROM HELL’S HEART I STAB AT THEE!!!” Which is quoting a famous book Edit: I looked it up, it was from Moby Dick
Y’all call this poorly textured, allow me to introduce Battlefield 2042 to the chat 🤣 borderlands 1 came out when I was in 7th or 8th grade. I’m 26 now. BL1 has better textures than a game that came out a year ago 💀🤣
I always hate when they spawn out of nowhere once a certain time has passed. Scares the hell out of me lol. "Alright just gotta collect this last echo log and..." "WE GOT OURSELVES A HERO!!!!!!! GET EM BOYS!!!!!"
Sometimes you get those psychos that have the wrong animation, so they'll walk out like a classy gentleman, and then instantly go into feral mode once they see you
What about the ones that are going from upright and orderly to feral and then back again. Just outside agro parameters and it's like they're practicing what they're going to say to ya 😂 Like we do when we know we are preparing for confrontation
i thought that was supposes to be normal, they have unagroed idle and walking animations that are just walking around normally. its actually in character considering thats just how unstable and unpredictable psychoes are.
I like how they all walk out of their shipping container house right as I arrive, they must have some kind of town ritual like the water people in Rango.
Honestly, that scene was so out of pocket, and makes me want to have an anthropologist study it to try to figure out how the water dance thing evolved in their society.
The crawling animation is perfect The only thing missing is for the one guy to come out of a building slowly with his weapon over his shoulder,getting instant killed, only for a 2nd man to come out the same door 1.5 seconds later in the same animation
@@DeeriusDay there are games i do play like skyrim (for like the 30th time) but BeamNG is really the only game i really enjoy other than bl1-3 and skyrim😅
the borderlands 2 nomads have legendarily memorable quotes "DROP YER GEAR AND I'LL LET YA GO !!!" "YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE MIDGETS" "bwuh . . . don't . . . scavenge my . . . stuff"
Also the Bruisers! "Get your ass gone!" "There's no escaping, merc!" "Come on, little one! Time to die!" "Shove this up your ass!" *throws grenade "Run away, little girl! Run away!" They also crack me the hell up when you light them on fire "Ow, ow, why am I on fire?" "OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE, OH OW!"
"Ah the Echo-3, slightly more powerful than the Echo-2 and twiiice as expensive. Besides the Echo-2 had a small issue with spontaneous combustion, so they rebranded those as grenades!"
Psycho daily life be like: • Live in the gap between your grandpa's truck and the garage wall • Subsist off of Skag scraps and rusted metal • Only socialize with the people you intend to kill *right now*
1) nice impression of my man kronk 2) "you look like someone with a decent childhood" is a hilarious but scary asf threat and I would immediately run if I heard someone say that as they popped out of the bushes
I always imagined that there's a bunch of boxes filled with the masks the bandits wear, and whenever someone passes by one of those boxes the masks just grow a body and crawl out of the box and that's how they spawned.
"You look like someone with a decent childhood." XD
The most absurd and most hilarious one 😂
"You look like a tax paying law-abiding citizen!"
*CHK--CHK*
that cracked me up, lol! so unexpected
I could see that being a psycho line too
fax
Dont forget that bandit that starts spouting out Shakespeare
That’s kreig he’s a vault hunter
@@perpetus2514 I meant in Borderlands 2 random bandits will sometimes quote Hamlet. IDK if Krieg does it too
@@blazer168 I didn’t know other psychos did to but kreig recites hamlet and a couple others
@@perpetus2514 It is hard to hear over the chaos of a fight and you probably killed them while they were saying it
@@blazer168 krieg doesn’t quote Shakespeare but he does say “FROM HELL’S HEART I STAB AT THEE!!!” Which is quoting a famous book
Edit: I looked it up, it was from Moby Dick
"I'm gonna snort your scabs!" He says while climbing his way out of a poorly textured pile of refuse.
Poorly textured? I thought the textures looked amazing in borderlands
The game got goty with the first one
@@RevampReborn Even on max graphics the textures sometimes mess up and it's funny lol
Y’all call this poorly textured, allow me to introduce Battlefield 2042 to the chat 🤣 borderlands 1 came out when I was in 7th or 8th grade. I’m 26 now. BL1 has better textures than a game that came out a year ago 💀🤣
@@xxjakethesnakexx7602 Unfinished games make me feel like a disappointed dad when it comes from such big companies
I love that the rambling of the Psychos is an actual language.
Yeah, makes Krieg all the more lovable
Gotta love the meat tricycle
THERES NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE
IM GOING TO SCREAM MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL
@@coomslayer493 HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE
I always hate when they spawn out of nowhere once a certain time has passed. Scares the hell out of me lol. "Alright just gotta collect this last echo log and..." "WE GOT OURSELVES A HERO!!!!!!! GET EM BOYS!!!!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Seriously
"Well, WHO'S THIS?!"
@@prometheanrebel3838*Loads rocket*
GIMME YOUR DAMN LOOT
"RIP THE FLESH. SALT THE WOUND. WATCH OUT PREETY LADY"
Krieg from BL2, if anyone doesn’t know
"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN"
"I HAVE THE SHINYEST MEAT CYCLE"
"I'M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL"
@@nigelworden9773-faints- *Pain In soul*
“Your hand is perfect for my new merry-go-round”
Lmao what does this line mean 🧐
@@lowiqplays4944That you're facing a cannibalistic psycho.
@@lowiqplays4944 Mans got a theme park to build and just found the materials to do so.
@@lowiqplays4944 that's cute, thinking psychos MEAN things when they speak
I'm just here for my bonk energy drink.
"I'm the conductor of the poop train!"
Best pick
My favorite is still "I have the shiniest meat bicycle!".
"Now to scratch your face from my fingernails!"
"it's over idiot you're going to die here and now and the last words out your mouth would have been poop train"
“Peel the flesh from their bones! Salt the wound!”
"my teddy bear needs a new set of eyes!"
Stealing this. It's m9ne, and I'll deny otherwise. 😂
Eough
Psycho: “My mom looked at me that way too.”
Me: “Wait, what?”
With the intention to kill
*psycho
Pointing shotgun to face "wanna talk about it?"
If he would have said dad we would have all understood.
Speaking of which....wtf is "YOU UNDERSTOOD"
How are you looking at him fam lol
Sometimes you get those psychos that have the wrong animation, so they'll walk out like a classy gentleman, and then instantly go into feral mode once they see you
What about the ones that are going from upright and orderly to feral and then back again. Just outside agro parameters and it's like they're practicing what they're going to say to ya 😂 Like we do when we know we are preparing for confrontation
You have to be incredibly smart to convincingly play a dumb person.
i thought that was supposes to be normal, they have unagroed idle and walking animations that are just walking around normally. its actually in character considering thats just how unstable and unpredictable psychoes are.
@@unkindled6410 justifiable jankiness to lore accuracy. Love it
I like how they all walk out of their shipping container house right as I arrive, they must have some kind of town ritual like the water people in Rango.
Lol approved
Honestly, that scene was so out of pocket, and makes me want to have an anthropologist study it to try to figure out how the water dance thing evolved in their society.
I was not expecting a Rango reference of all things 😂
The first one is pitch perfection on the walk out animation
What makes it even better is the aggressive voice lines starting during their relaxed walk animation
One of the funniest moments in Borderlands is blasting a bandit point-blank while they’re still in the middle of casually walking out their door
I can't get over the way the midgets sound 😂
Agreed
Frr
Hitting sarcastic slab will also never not be funny
"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE"
"I'LL TURN YOU INTO MY BRAND NEW MEAT BICYCLE"
I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF A POOP TRAIN
The crawling animation is perfect
The only thing missing is for the one guy to come out of a building slowly with his weapon over his shoulder,getting instant killed, only for a 2nd man to come out the same door 1.5 seconds later in the same animation
And then instantly dies to cloud kill lmfao
Crawling under a partially open door is perfect fucking bloodshot ramparts
"Im gonna play hopscotch in your chest cavity!"
Ah crap, I forgot to *unequip my decent childhood.*
That sounds like a legit legendary weapon. I could believe that there was a weapon named Decent Childhood.
"you look like someone with a decent childhood"
Was so confused🤣
Borderlands games have some of my favorite “spawn animations” and enemy voice lines to day.
for the past ten years i have been trying to find a game that captivates me like the borderlands games, I have yet to find one.
@@TriggK4T Found one yet?
@@DeeriusDay there are games i do play like skyrim (for like the 30th time) but BeamNG is really the only game i really enjoy other than bl1-3 and skyrim😅
“You give me a bucket and I’ll show you a bucket!!”
Dear God
U can blame this on dr Benedict, that fucker was gladly killed by physco krieg while sane krieg hid in his own mind. I love the krieg dlc in bl3.
The fact you could place this script into the game and you wouldn’t even notice is why I love Borderlands
the borderlands 2 nomads have legendarily memorable quotes
"DROP YER GEAR AND I'LL LET YA GO !!!"
"YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE MIDGETS"
"bwuh . . . don't . . . scavenge my . . . stuff"
Also the Bruisers!
"Get your ass gone!"
"There's no escaping, merc!"
"Come on, little one! Time to die!"
"Shove this up your ass!" *throws grenade
"Run away, little girl! Run away!"
They also crack me the hell up when you light them on fire
"Ow, ow, why am I on fire?"
"OH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE, OH OW!"
"midget... lover..."
Nothing beats when a midget just suddenly spawns and they got that high pitch voice chasing you slowly with an ax
Their death quotes beat that. "Ahh, midget no final words", "I see light...and stars", "Here lies midget", all in high pitch voice.
*Emerges from a hole in a gyrocopter, singing a dun da dun version of flight of the valkyries*
"TORRA TORRA TORRA!"
“This ain’t no place for no hero”
I’ve been replaying borderlands again solely because of your videos and Jesus Christ this is accurate
They should hold some sort of event where people can submit their own crazy voicelines for an upcoming game
Bro predicted it
"Ah the Echo-3, slightly more powerful than the Echo-2 and twiiice as expensive. Besides the Echo-2 had a small issue with spontaneous combustion, so they rebranded those as grenades!"
Borderlands in a nutshell: Walking until you have to murder about 20 bandits
Thats a very small number.
20? Amatuer.
Them climbing out from under absolute nowhere is so accurate
Psycho daily life be like:
• Live in the gap between your grandpa's truck and the garage wall
• Subsist off of Skag scraps and rusted metal
• Only socialize with the people you intend to kill *right now*
“You better walk away cause I wanna go home!”
Your Psycho voices are spot on!
He really nailed that psycho impersonation.
"all around the stagnus plant, the stalker Chase the baaandit, the stalker thought it was all in fun, POP! GOES THE BANDIT" TT
Man. Tina's the best.
"HAHAHA! BURN ALL THE BABIEEEEEES!"
Oh hiiii
Tina was awesome ❤
"Oh, my mommy is going to be so angry"
And we cannot forget "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND."
😭😭I swear I used sometimes come back to my character getting jump because I forgot to pause
I powdered my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter
Close enough...
Omg I haven't seen anyone make anything about borderlands how exciting
Best one to me is in BL2 where the psycho recites Hamlet 😭
"I'm hosting a family BBQ, and YOU'RE INVITED!"
Borderlands 2 is the best borderlands
I named Maya brick she the prettiest siren
💯
*pulls out a ripper and a metal clothes hanger* friend.....you couldn't be more wrong on that last one
He said decent, not perfect, you can last somewhat ok with an ass whooping😂😭
Man I loved borderlands 2
They coming out of the Wall sphincters
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1) nice impression of my man kronk
2) "you look like someone with a decent childhood" is a hilarious but scary asf threat and I would immediately run if I heard someone say that as they popped out of the bushes
MEAT BICYCLE!!
"I'm going to put my PAIN into your SOUL!"
"I'm the conductor of the POOP TRAIN!"
"I powdered my COCKATEIL for the RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!"
Fuckin beetlejuice!😂😂😂
Good lord, you’ve played all the golden games
"TIME FOR SQUIIIISHIIIING!!"
"WHY HURT SO MUCH?!!"
The garage one was spot on
Popping out of garbage is absolutely gold. I love this channel, never stop g
I love the intro music and the lines are so amazingly Borderlands
Cage the Elephant are an excellent band.
I always imagined that there's a bunch of boxes filled with the masks the bandits wear, and whenever someone passes by one of those boxes the masks just grow a body and crawl out of the box and that's how they spawned.
"Looks like someone had a decent childhood" 😂 that's my new favorite psycho quote
"YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M STARING AT YOU!!"
"STOP LOOKING AT MEEEE!!!" 😂
From the same psycho...
So true haha they come from everywhere
That last one is a top tier roast in some circles
Love the bl2 music
Short Change Hero
Rip the flesh, salt the wound!
Im dead. Ur quite on point how they spawn, they really be coming out from whatever is in the surrounding area.
Completely normal.. RIIGHHTT!
"YOU LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO HAD A DECENT CHILDHOOD!!!"
Any bandit would probably say that.
“Scrape the flesh salt the wound” that one always hits
My personal favorite from the first game is "strip the flesh, salt the wound" it makes me chuckle
Isn’t that from krieg in BL2?
@@Capcrazylegs nah krieg says " salt salt where's my goddamn salt!!!"
He's so good at voicing those psychos!
You can’t forget the classic “tell my kids I wish they where born”
The funniest thing is this man is scarily accurate.
"I'll lick your liver" 🤣
I can only imagine his neighbors' reactions to these videos 🤣🤣
“Hey Peter how about you and me go for a nice drive to Sanctuary from New Haven”
*drives 5 feet*
“IM GONNA USE YOUR SKULL AS A FLESHLIGHT”
Honestly looking back I really appreciate the extra care they took into enemy spawns feeling more immersive
THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED
Love this dudes content, so original and quirky😂
Borderlands is forever gonna be the best series and I hope they make another reminiscent of bl2
"i'm the conductor of the poop train"
- Krieg
i remember killing a badass psycho and his last words were, "Jokes on you, I was in massive debt." It kind of took the joy out that accomplishment
I thought that was a Goliath that said that.
I love your echo recorder. It's the future but they're 10x cellphones lol.
I was playing borderlands when I found this video this guy is spitting the truth of what actually happens
This man's neighbours probably have some patience
thats the best
“Im gunna eat your babies” “im gunna gouge your eyes out” whatever happend to borderlands, now its written with soft jokes and cringey characters
Dude, you're a legendary gamer, you got that shit perfect
"I'll lick your liver" may be the hardest threat I've ever heard ☠️
For a second I thought he was going to say "a new hand touches the beacon"
GET OOUUUT GET OOOOOUUUUT
This the most borderlands thing I have ever seen
"You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!" Was always my favorite.
this is accurate borderlands psychos/bandits
"Pluto is not a planet" as a callout for being critted is my favorite, i love hearing this amidst 2500 conference call pellets
Please make more borderlands stuff its too good
In the Pre-Sequel, enemies literally spawn on top of you at times. Like, "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!" haha
I love how they litterally just come out of every crevice possible
"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"- Krieg
"I'll lick your liver!" Most accurate line of Borderlands wasters Lmao
Goliath: "NEW FRIEND!!!!"
Me: "shit"
I need you to do more borderlands content fucking hilarious
Better than the cast for the movie...
:) the borderlands 3 echo
Watched the beginning and saw the echo before reading the description this is beautiful and accurate