"you and i would be a great couple"

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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
  • We invited Russel and Luna over for a couple cooking challenge! Who is going to win?
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Komentáře • 358

  • @orian8970
    @orian8970 Před rokem +1315

    This man is dying to be in a open relationship

    • @Cheezeblade
      @Cheezeblade Před rokem +161

      not trying to get away from malena, just trying to add a human shield

    • @Rayon811
      @Rayon811 Před rokem +11

      PogO

    • @MainProblem
      @MainProblem Před rokem +39

      Cyr might not be mistaken when he said they are all fcking (Malena Nick and Peachjars ) lol

    • @bl0sk5
      @bl0sk5 Před rokem +43

      @@MainProblemI mean, i would hit PeachJars. She seems much nicer than her stupid Orange hairs friend that kept attacking my boy Tectones Masculinity. 😂

    • @senatordodo4240
      @senatordodo4240 Před rokem +9

      you had me at "dying"

  • @timepiece_enthusiast
    @timepiece_enthusiast Před rokem +309

    Nick and Malena L dancing at another couple for arguing made my day

  • @PR-jb6yt
    @PR-jb6yt Před rokem +341

    Nick and Malena L dancing was their shining moment as a couple

  • @FrankPappacoda
    @FrankPappacoda Před rokem +143

    This was the most tame I've ever seen nick and malena in the same room

  • @jamjoe6314
    @jamjoe6314 Před rokem +930

    I'm always glad to see Luna because it confirms that she survived another day of being crushed under all that...gravity.

  • @Melon-Lord
    @Melon-Lord Před rokem +350

    Russell should get a Nike sponsorship. Impossible really is nothing.

  • @silentkaine9352
    @silentkaine9352 Před rokem +367

    I 100% believe this dude is desperate to be a swinger with Malena

    • @SnailMan63
      @SnailMan63 Před rokem +62

      Nah man, Nick’s turned down 3 ways with other women. My man is loyal to the end

    • @silentkaine9352
      @silentkaine9352 Před rokem +34

      @@SnailMan63 Swingers aint disloyal

    • @SnailMan63
      @SnailMan63 Před rokem +7

      @@silentkaine9352well fair, also I just realized you may have been referring to Russel

    • @unlisted9494
      @unlisted9494 Před rokem +28

      ​@@silentkaine9352name a swinger couple that doesn't end in divorce. I'll wait.

    • @silentkaine9352
      @silentkaine9352 Před rokem +30

      @unlisted9494 I mean I know one public swinger couple to name and thats Brent and Kaitlyn Hatley who work for Howard Stern but asking me to name something most people keep private is a stupid point anyway. Still did it tho.

  • @qdilly7397
    @qdilly7397 Před 10 měsíci +49

    I don’t know why this is but I’ve been on a NMP marathon and these videos are seriously just relaxing and comforting. I don’t know why that is but I just feel so chill watching them.

    • @Firnienarya
      @Firnienarya Před 8 měsíci +11

      Apparently so am I. Started with their shorts clips popping up more frequently and seeing nick say some outta pocket shit that makes it so funny. Dude is streaming with Malena cooking and he literally only there to annoy her XD

    • @mubblr
      @mubblr Před 7 měsíci +2

      I have ligitimatly started watcing twitch becuase of these guys
      very cool friends and a void filler for sure

    • @joshboike7052
      @joshboike7052 Před 3 měsíci +1

      been on a binge myself lol

  • @Jigglypoof
    @Jigglypoof Před rokem +49

    This feels like a group project for school. Luna doing all the work, then Russell showing up just to take credit and sabotage the presentation at the end.

  • @RobVice
    @RobVice Před rokem +72

    Nick’s laughter gives me life 😂

  • @itsmogar3724
    @itsmogar3724 Před rokem +20

    Nicks laugh will always be the most contagious

  • @Oshadorin
    @Oshadorin Před rokem +62

    They don't miss with these thumbnails 😂 👍

  • @delonejuanderer
    @delonejuanderer Před rokem +9

    "I've never even SEEN myspace" I'm old, I'm officially old.

  • @mapamo1234
    @mapamo1234 Před rokem +18

    Russel is a wig and a bra away for a sequel of big mommas house

  • @yelv
    @yelv Před rokem +12

    Nick live reacting to Russel and Luna arguing is the same as us watching Nick and Malena every day

  • @CorvusRemalius
    @CorvusRemalius Před rokem +15

    Bruh 7:56 to 8:00 is wild, Russel got no filter when he says shit 😂

  • @utkarshmishra6909
    @utkarshmishra6909 Před rokem +57

    Nick and malena doin the dance is so funny

  • @robertosway9206
    @robertosway9206 Před rokem +14

    L dance was perfect lmao

  • @ajmalrehmat
    @ajmalrehmat Před rokem +11

    @7:04 Nick looks like a step dad trying to get the same love from the step daughter after she hugged her dad first. Like the smile and presence whilst Russell’s girl just gives him the dirtiest stare possible

  • @Dudewithhat9531
    @Dudewithhat9531 Před rokem +10

    Malena 62% danish, i can see it in her fingers

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před rokem +73

    Rime *touches Luna’s butt and blames Nick*

  • @Real_Gron
    @Real_Gron Před rokem +78

    Russel must be a god in the rizz-ing

    • @Norsktype
      @Norsktype Před rokem +3

      ye that`s it

    • @Raindrops4891
      @Raindrops4891 Před rokem +41

      More like he has the slightest amount of clout possible lmao

    • @fatboyRAY24
      @fatboyRAY24 Před rokem

      @@Raindrops4891Game is game, dont hate because another man is winning. Level up from the beta cucklord phase and maybe you’ll be able to pull a Swiss baddie too.

    • @senbhapiro3448
      @senbhapiro3448 Před rokem +12

      Probably has a VERY BIG personality

    • @MFFAME
      @MFFAME Před rokem +9

      @@Raindrops4891or he actually has a good personality and is hilarious so

  • @shiningbanana693
    @shiningbanana693 Před rokem +9

    Russel is how i imagine nicks kid will be

  • @rockerdude
    @rockerdude Před rokem +7

    Nicks quick wit man holy!!!!😂

  • @KaIyptos
    @KaIyptos Před 11 měsíci +4

    The way that Nick just emerges with that creepy ass smile at 7:03.

  • @coffle1
    @coffle1 Před rokem +5

    11:32 😂
    Nick's loving the chaos at 13:20 LMAO

  • @xiphos0551
    @xiphos0551 Před rokem +5

    WHY DOES HE JUST COME IN SMILING LIKE THAT 7:03

  • @MGC-XIII
    @MGC-XIII Před rokem +11

    I actually thought Russel was way older than he is...

  • @phillip2k
    @phillip2k Před 7 měsíci +1

    Nick cheering at them arguing 😂

  • @thescarecrow897
    @thescarecrow897 Před rokem +4

    man i just love nicks laugh idk why.

  • @xerxes9929
    @xerxes9929 Před 9 měsíci +1

    These two dudes have no idea how lucky they are😂😂😂

  • @Hustler_90210
    @Hustler_90210 Před rokem +3

    12:01 that response fucking killed me

  • @SB-kw6oo
    @SB-kw6oo Před rokem +7

    1:38 💀

  • @devious2172
    @devious2172 Před rokem +6

    10:59 Hassan told him to pull himself up by his bootstraps 😅

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před rokem +2

      ​@@RandomUserYTisFailing: I actually thought to myself, "Wow, an incredibly rare Hasan W!" 😆

    • @aleco678
      @aleco678 Před rokem

      @@RandomUserYTisFailinghasan should’ve been on that sub 💀 jK

  • @hussamlh3898
    @hussamlh3898 Před rokem +5

    "the women cook while the dudes watch" the video

  • @Mikey.M.V.P.1
    @Mikey.M.V.P.1 Před rokem +5

    Is it me or is Nick always giving off Swinger vibes 😂

  • @AustinNDQ
    @AustinNDQ Před 4 měsíci +1

    Russel being an igbo makes sense to me

  • @GavinRamonShow
    @GavinRamonShow Před 10 měsíci +2

    Love Russell, one of the cool dudes. His arrogance and self-love is inspiring. This should be a monthly show at least

  • @Cinamaticz
    @Cinamaticz Před rokem +3

    that "where" to being called the n word is literally the funniest shit ive heard in a while

  • @AdamsYoutubeAccount
    @AdamsYoutubeAccount Před rokem +1

    7:55 Russell being from Maryland makes so much sense

  • @reeeeeem69420
    @reeeeeem69420 Před rokem +3

    nick & malena were enjoying that fight a little too much

  • @PunkkHazard
    @PunkkHazard Před 8 měsíci +1

    I'm Nigerian, and the way he pronounced Igbo is amazing...(the coincidence is that I'm also in Maryland)

  • @LizziesLukas
    @LizziesLukas Před rokem +2

    13:30 so the dance is about Luna & Russell arguing and Nick & Malena does the L dance because it's not them who argue this time

  • @icanttrustasoul.
    @icanttrustasoul. Před rokem

    *"lets go buy tampons together".* 😂😂

  • @B0H0
    @B0H0 Před rokem +5

    Nick and Malena so happy to not the be the couple fighting in the kitchen.

  • @joey_dice4508
    @joey_dice4508 Před rokem

    " i looked at him and said, "where?"" hahahahaha

  • @abg.whiteknight9658
    @abg.whiteknight9658 Před rokem +2

    "I wanna go back to the motherland"- Russel... so Pennsylvania?

  • @oreo507
    @oreo507 Před rokem +8

    this was the funniest video I've seen in weeks. good stuff 👏

  • @Bob-jv4yf
    @Bob-jv4yf Před 5 měsíci

    3:38 Do Not Cite the Deep Magic to Me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

  • @TheNobleAthelstane
    @TheNobleAthelstane Před rokem +2

    That fucking thumbnail is one of the best i have ever seen!

  • @MasterInHD
    @MasterInHD Před rokem +5

    The russell guy must have an 8 incher because aint no way, my boiii

  • @cliffhamilton2857
    @cliffhamilton2857 Před rokem +1

    I love that Malena disappeared probably to check the footage

  • @skiLLeRHAI
    @skiLLeRHAI Před rokem +1

    1:07 Nice Wordplay Of 2D(Tudi)

  • @Kilow956
    @Kilow956 Před rokem +4

    Nick and malena 2.0

  • @TheNINJAFun
    @TheNINJAFun Před rokem

    1:52 "Gralic" lol

  • @3xclusiv3sodak
    @3xclusiv3sodak Před rokem +1

    That Mclaren shirt goes crazy

  • @aftermath4096
    @aftermath4096 Před 11 měsíci

    1:37 dude chose violence
    holy s that was funny

  • @armithel3133
    @armithel3133 Před rokem

    8:00 The Norwegian, not knowing whats going on

  • @divAPEX
    @divAPEX Před 10 měsíci

    thin ice buddy 💀

  • @The_Broski721
    @The_Broski721 Před 3 měsíci

    0:41 on cue dude 😂

  • @martinolsen007
    @martinolsen007 Před rokem +35

    luna is way out of russel's league lmao

    • @bobo-tp9gb
      @bobo-tp9gb Před rokem +16

      $

    • @forthewin3910
      @forthewin3910 Před rokem +6

      And Russel is way out of luna’s league tbh.

    • @jamdivi
      @jamdivi Před rokem +18

      "Leagues" are a myth, just gotta not be a POS and you can pull anyone no matter what you look like

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin Před rokem +17

      @@jamdivi not true

    • @jamdivi
      @jamdivi Před rokem +18

      @@Gobbygoblin solid argument

  • @mubblr
    @mubblr Před 7 měsíci

    Russel was a funny man today

  • @killrblue
    @killrblue Před měsícem

    Luna getting that money bag huh

  • @LiFsWo
    @LiFsWo Před rokem +26

    Luna is super cute.

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 Před rokem +15

      The bar is super low.

    • @jarekg3740
      @jarekg3740 Před rokem +4

      nah seems bossy and argumentive

    • @randysavage7392
      @randysavage7392 Před rokem

      @@ovs4744you have a marvel character avi no shot you get anything besides your right hand

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 Před rokem +1

      @@randysavage7392 you are apparently blind so you’re not even getting your hand probably

    • @BobJones-vj3tc
      @BobJones-vj3tc Před rokem +2

      @@randysavage7392 thats Bakasura from Smite lil bro

  • @matten_zero
    @matten_zero Před rokem +2

    Unless they are acting...Luna looks like she actually was mad at Russel

  • @Taylzz
    @Taylzz Před rokem

    Guy trying to get him a felony. TLDR He didn't touch any butts in this video!

  • @Grantual
    @Grantual Před rokem +1

    You know Luna was trying to be furthest away from Nick whole vid

  • @CruXM85
    @CruXM85 Před rokem +1

    Ngl had a blast watching this!

  • @monny24
    @monny24 Před rokem +1

    I was wondering why luna sounds depressed, until I saw her shirt...

  • @Clank413
    @Clank413 Před rokem +1

    Yo good for you russel

  • @ramsay2234
    @ramsay2234 Před rokem

    “European kids are more screwed up” 😂 noooooooooope.

  • @coconejococonejo
    @coconejococonejo Před rokem

    1:52 Gralic

  • @FieryEgon
    @FieryEgon Před rokem

    8:40 - 8:48 as a dutch man, I can confirm, this happens, there are alot of crazies or/and druggies in Amsterdam and specially on the public transport.

  • @sleepyjoe445
    @sleepyjoe445 Před 4 měsíci

    Ich liebe wie deutsch Luna geblieben ist🥹😂

  • @hakeemsesay15
    @hakeemsesay15 Před rokem +2

    Comdey Russell Being Funny?

  • @waffles8664
    @waffles8664 Před rokem +1

    The guy with the glasses is trying to be a white knight.

  • @sebaynovuelve
    @sebaynovuelve Před rokem +5

    My favorite interracial couples

  • @TheDSSlayer
    @TheDSSlayer Před rokem

    if any of you think the intro is real and getting mad, re think your life lol

  • @Rayon811
    @Rayon811 Před rokem

    9:20 he does for sure

  • @knasigboll
    @knasigboll Před rokem +2

    BASED MALENA HATING ON DANES

  • @DrunkNugget
    @DrunkNugget Před rokem +1

    GOOD ONE COMEDY

  • @mangazs9846
    @mangazs9846 Před rokem +3

    around 8,50 in the video u talk about the "only" time not accepted in other countries was sometime someone called u the n-word, not true! Remember when u where abrod with the tudi family and some random pep wondered if u botherd malena.....

    • @diegoh7506
      @diegoh7506 Před rokem +8

      well that wasnt really racism just common sense, any stranger that doesnt know what nicks and malenas banter is like would think nicks was bothering her, we've just gotten waay to used to how they act

    • @zangetsu6996
      @zangetsu6996 Před rokem +3

      Well to be fair Melena did say "I'm uncomfortable" aloud as that guy walked past, he must have thought it was a random dude bothering her and nick got offended and called him racist

  • @bongo6_462
    @bongo6_462 Před rokem +1

    Im 2001 yo shes younger then me?!

  • @Helpmemike35
    @Helpmemike35 Před rokem

    I really like those pepperonis. 10/10 recommend

  • @foff7136
    @foff7136 Před 3 měsíci

    That wasn’t her butt 😂

  • @thedriver3052
    @thedriver3052 Před rokem +1

    So good guys

  • @dbsxgaming996
    @dbsxgaming996 Před rokem +1

    Russel is a gem 😂

  • @Jaythepanda96
    @Jaythepanda96 Před rokem

    2:33 no he didn’t

  • @dannya1854
    @dannya1854 Před 11 měsíci

    Luna must be really into big... Personalities.

  • @damonseraph4280
    @damonseraph4280 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Fatty did nick dirty 😂 he did not touch her butt

    • @mubblr
      @mubblr Před 7 měsíci +2

      Fatty ? omfg xdddddd His naem is FATrussel!

  • @BigOleMatty
    @BigOleMatty Před rokem +1

    Nick polom backing ford…thats questionable behavior…

  • @peterose9526
    @peterose9526 Před rokem

    Malena always eating

  • @radddish
    @radddish Před rokem

    Rime :touches butt:

  • @mikidun
    @mikidun Před rokem

    youtube shorts ahh caption

  • @CryTechGames
    @CryTechGames Před rokem

    Same Malena, I use to throw rocks at ppl when I was little to ... And I'm american lol

  • @kaosikris7001
    @kaosikris7001 Před rokem

    malena left to watch the vod just to make sure he didnt touch her butt

  • @letterzzz
    @letterzzz Před rokem

    Nick has a thing for meeting ppl when they're 15, first his gf and now big dude>?

  • @Smoothe88
    @Smoothe88 Před 5 měsíci

    Um, i dont like how luna had that knife bruh! I dont feel safe, lol

  • @reygonzales3784
    @reygonzales3784 Před rokem

    Hell no she’s with him out of love calling cap sorry

  • @kiiroMADE
    @kiiroMADE Před rokem

    "I grew up with instagram".. omg, I bursted out laughing from this.. freaking kids nowadays...