"It Won't Stop Squirting"

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Komentáře • 286

  • @chaelsonnen1
    @chaelsonnen1 Před 2 lety +688

    Nick dialing his shenanigans to 11 when guests arrive. Guy was on fire that stream

  • @MemerMan
    @MemerMan Před 2 lety +327

    Damn they’re hitting PogO combos in this one

  • @mr.o8386
    @mr.o8386 Před 2 lety +584

    listen guys, Nick just acts soy so that us actual soy men feel better about each other. If nick were to show us his true manly high T self then we'd all just line up to jump over a bridge cause we'd know we have no chance. Thankyou nick, for your service.

  • @claukhatib
    @claukhatib Před 2 lety +234

    "thats a Rusell pancake right here", I swear nicks comedy is under rated

  • @pumba2024
    @pumba2024 Před 2 lety +150

    Food actually looks bussin

  • @MrHesdan
    @MrHesdan Před 2 lety +310

    Either they were testing her to see if she's really into him or they were in disbelief Russell could pull that, they did some dirt to my boi ComedyRussell.

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 Před 2 lety +38

      Probably both

    • @chrisblack__
      @chrisblack__ Před 2 lety +2

      good acting

    • @Finnishmanni
      @Finnishmanni Před 2 lety +8

      i'm still in awe

    • @okaton6559
      @okaton6559 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Finnishmanni why? Men with confidence pull.

    • @future140
      @future140 Před 2 lety +5

      @@okaton6559 didn’t learn this for a while but this is facts

  • @missininaction3680
    @missininaction3680 Před 2 lety +51

    As a Swiss, seeing other Swiss people outside of Switzerland is like hitting the lottery.

    • @leancamo800
      @leancamo800 Před 2 lety

      Really? Why? We say the same here in Argentina. The one go can go outside the country are the lucky ones

    • @Thomas_Porter
      @Thomas_Porter Před 2 lety

      @@leancamo800 lol

    • @missininaction3680
      @missininaction3680 Před 2 lety +7

      ​@@leancamo800 That's not the same for us. The thing with European countries is that most of us have a small population so the chances of running into other people from our own country are really low.
      The case with Switzerland is a little bit different since we travel a lot, it's just that we're a low profile kind of people.

    • @whuzzzup
      @whuzzzup Před rokem

      @@leancamo800 Switzerland is pretty much one of the richest countries in Europe.

  • @MrCoolios12
    @MrCoolios12 Před 2 lety +53

    In this video, Nick farmed on average 1.27 PogOs per minute (20 PogOs / (15*60+47)*60)

  • @nickcruz7434
    @nickcruz7434 Před 2 lety +26

    Nick and Malena make other couples argue with their arguing 😂😂😂😂

  • @rjoystick8995
    @rjoystick8995 Před 2 lety +277

    okay am I the only who actually thinks that malena is a good girlfriend and nick is a good boyfriend off stream?

    • @CitiesOfAsh
      @CitiesOfAsh Před 2 lety +56

      Yes

    • @prmdmnd
      @prmdmnd Před 2 lety +72

      hopium

    • @gangorca3647
      @gangorca3647 Před 2 lety +18

      They have a script, if you watch them you're gonna start to notice certain words for specifics actions

    • @thecourageousorange
      @thecourageousorange Před 2 lety +11

      On stream it's a toxic relationship. but it's just for comedy so they probably have a good one irl. otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep it up.

    • @omarmouhamed964
      @omarmouhamed964 Před 2 lety +1

      You live with them?

  • @J15C
    @J15C Před 2 lety +26

    Nick was on top of it this stream, he actually made me laugh out loud a few times

  • @jonteguy
    @jonteguy Před 2 lety +11

    Actor can be used for both female and male so her correcting you was actually wrong, you could've said actress as well but actor is for both so you were not wrong.

  • @gameswithbob9762
    @gameswithbob9762 Před 2 lety +67

    Luna motorboats Russle every Thursday

  • @danilopapais1464
    @danilopapais1464 Před rokem +5

    Nick and Russel were the OG Passport Bros, lol.

  • @soledieairvideos5974
    @soledieairvideos5974 Před 2 lety +4

    Nick being the proud dad is so good

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před 2 lety +234

    Nick increasingly looks and acts like a middle-aged dad. They’re definitely planning on having kids soon.

    • @xerone5733
      @xerone5733 Před 2 lety +80

      okay the second part is just weird

    • @Dustaroo
      @Dustaroo Před 2 lety +2

      he want's kids she does not.

    • @hyroto4117
      @hyroto4117 Před 2 lety +3

      Clueless

    • @Filtfan
      @Filtfan Před 2 lety +24

      Yeah, Nick looks ready to give birth any second. lmao :D

    • @adamj517
      @adamj517 Před 2 lety

      @@xerone5733 how is that weird it’s an observation you have to be a leftist commy for someone to make a statement and for you to react like that.

  • @dremiq6670
    @dremiq6670 Před 2 lety +43

    this editor should get payed like 10x more just for the fucking pogo counting part

  • @SuperWeedPower
    @SuperWeedPower Před 2 lety +8

    13:34 Nick holding the PogO with all he had but his smirk says it all

  • @treyvongafour7992
    @treyvongafour7992 Před 2 lety +29

    Now I want a foreign gf

  • @fozolegend4209
    @fozolegend4209 Před 2 lety +2

    russel gives us all hope

  • @ChewysDynasty
    @ChewysDynasty Před rokem +1

    Lmao. Nick paces back and forth, lecturing chat like an old Asian dad with his hands behind his back

  • @Adohk
    @Adohk Před 2 lety +1

    Literally the only outro I stay for.

  • @a.s.2611
    @a.s.2611 Před 2 lety +54

    If russel and nick can pull some good women then there's hope for the rest of us yet!!!

    • @markwick11
      @markwick11 Před 2 lety +26

      got money?

    • @dr.dripton
      @dr.dripton Před 2 lety +5

      @@markwick11 : (

    • @quinnquinnquinn215
      @quinnquinnquinn215 Před rokem +1

      nicks kinda cute when hes slim tbh

    • @leightonrud66
      @leightonrud66 Před rokem

      Money. Nick isn't ugly per se. But he's really out of touch. Russell is FOUL. Obese, tiny ass head and piranha teeth. His gf deserves to have someone else not as disgusting touch her. They won't last. Trust me. Women like both. If you look OK and aren't weird you'll be fine.
      I've been with my wife 10years now. Telling you, she'd agree Russ is foul.

    • @francisco5578
      @francisco5578 Před 9 měsíci +1

      dude, they have lots of fucking money.

  • @karps1601
    @karps1601 Před 2 lety +3

    That's a lot of pogo right there

  • @MrHjkl11
    @MrHjkl11 Před 2 lety

    These PogO counters really make this 10x funnier

  • @ThatsMySkill
    @ThatsMySkill Před 2 lety

    this has to be world record for most PogO's in one video.

  • @dub7439
    @dub7439 Před 2 lety +2

    If there is ever something comparable to a Hall of Fame for Twitch Nick and Malena deserve to be in it.

  • @huejassle3019
    @huejassle3019 Před 2 lety

    How come i got so offended when nick said, "now thats a russell waffle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhatFormOfPowerIsThis
    @WhatFormOfPowerIsThis Před 2 lety

    pogo counter goes up when he thinks it hahahahah

  • @whateverdude1821
    @whateverdude1821 Před 2 lety +2

    that necklace and shirt tho, I know who's malena trying to make nick looked like LULW

  • @danravv
    @danravv Před 2 lety +4

    1:36 LMAO FUCKING CHAT. Nick joking about dating Malena 15 years ago then someone says "monkaW early access" I FUCKING CAN'T

  • @hamedmohammadzadeh8351
    @hamedmohammadzadeh8351 Před 2 lety +1

    im pretty sure nick set the PogO record this stream

  • @BN-qv7wi
    @BN-qv7wi Před 2 lety +37

    I just took a painful shit

  • @adelbertusrahardian
    @adelbertusrahardian Před 2 lety

    Russel just peek into his future

  • @kevinwilson4664
    @kevinwilson4664 Před 2 lety

    Lmaooo i know that biscuit feeling

  • @Paris-cj6it
    @Paris-cj6it Před 2 lety +12

    9:20 oohhhh so that's where all her anger comes from 💀 💀 💀

    • @trevorhakai3052
      @trevorhakai3052 Před 2 lety +3

      That's unfair though. She still reads at a 6th grade level

  • @Pellemain
    @Pellemain Před 2 lety

    this dude fr said fishes

  • @nameundefined4317
    @nameundefined4317 Před 2 lety +5

    luna + malena and nick + russel is a really good fit lmfao just have two different couple shows one is cooking and russel can come up with a new one

    • @nameundefined4317
      @nameundefined4317 Před 2 lety

      both couples should not fight nonstop but it can go back and forth lol

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob Před 2 lety +11

    Beautiful! Beautiful work, Trevor 👏🏻 👏🏾 it's long,its funny,its brilliant

  • @MrPokeguy22
    @MrPokeguy22 Před 2 lety

    Nick is fricken hilarious

  • @Charlie-ts6hq
    @Charlie-ts6hq Před 2 lety +2

    "I like the shirt" - chatter
    "people are being nice to me today" - nick
    "the only reason nick is wearing a vacation shirt is he's never worked a day in his life" - chatter
    "and then, just instantly gone the next second it was gone" - nick

  • @Your_Friend259
    @Your_Friend259 Před 2 lety +1

    what a lovely family

  • @xternalsight
    @xternalsight Před 2 lety +34

    There's times when you think someone is using someone for their money, and there's times when you know someone is using someone for their money 😂

    • @leightonrud66
      @leightonrud66 Před rokem

      Yessss, Russell is foul. Ugly pirahna teeth and man boobs. Not funny either

  • @growing42069
    @growing42069 Před 2 lety +1

    At the end, they are becoming the same couple

  • @thomasmaher9360
    @thomasmaher9360 Před 2 lety +1

    This video should be titled "Nick acts like a dad"

  • @kriss_6165
    @kriss_6165 Před rokem

    nick looks like corey in the house grown up in this video

  • @gamingbyfaro6961
    @gamingbyfaro6961 Před 2 lety

    I noticed Nick has been quoting Bane from The Dark Knight Rises recently

  • @h2thelocalidiot176
    @h2thelocalidiot176 Před 2 lety

    "Swiss German" ah now it makes sense Kappa

  • @GhostGamerBoss
    @GhostGamerBoss Před 2 lety +2

    there's no shot russ bagged those my boy

  • @BTGMAX
    @BTGMAX Před 2 lety

    This has to be the funniest video ever

  • @davidcampos2615
    @davidcampos2615 Před 2 lety +1

    Looking like a million bucks, Nick Polom. Another excellent video full of fantastic content. 😶👍

  • @nathanhollow7550
    @nathanhollow7550 Před 2 lety

    Nick in that shirt looks like King-size Homer

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN Před 2 lety

    0:30 GOBLIN MODE

  • @snoopyyy_23
    @snoopyyy_23 Před 2 lety

    10:18 made me cry laughing 🤣😂 holy shit actual good one nicholas 🤣🤣

  • @alaszrar6202
    @alaszrar6202 Před 2 lety +2

    13:10 PogO streak x9

  • @thedriver3052
    @thedriver3052 Před rokem

    Nick is really sodas best friend

  • @SpiderMan5958
    @SpiderMan5958 Před 2 lety +1

    stuck in america, in america, in america aaah, stuck in america... YOU ARE MY QUEEEEENNN FOREVERR

  • @ratlobber
    @ratlobber Před 2 lety +1

    nmpOld

  • @TheQuasimodoH
    @TheQuasimodoH Před 2 lety

    Thanks for uploading

  • @purevocals510
    @purevocals510 Před 2 lety

    Rusty with his hands on his hips like an Aunty

  • @dmgh983
    @dmgh983 Před 2 lety +7

    Why tf has chat been unsynced for the past 3 vids? Lol

    • @shravanbk2100
      @shravanbk2100 Před 2 lety

      Twitch testing new things and messing it up.

  • @AVD223
    @AVD223 Před 2 lety +5

    shes funny and quick with the clapbacks

  • @i.g.n2trip684
    @i.g.n2trip684 Před 2 lety +30

    Malenas got a good life after she gets away from nick the future killer

  • @goburingoburin
    @goburingoburin Před 2 lety

    I keep seeing a gun but it’s just the camera set up

  • @IISuzakuII
    @IISuzakuII Před 2 lety +1

    The disadvantage vs privileged got me 😆

  • @Razerfreak1
    @Razerfreak1 Před 2 lety +6

    malenas face is so easy to read. she is really bad in hiding her face expressions lol

  • @kirblue_896
    @kirblue_896 Před 2 lety

    i called it

  • @cozyluis
    @cozyluis Před 2 lety +2

    10:18 the funny

  • @js6618
    @js6618 Před 5 měsíci

    She don’t give af what russel likes to eat 🤣

  • @ddg2424
    @ddg2424 Před 2 lety +1

    Does anyone else make their 3's from the bottom up?

  • @lb0433
    @lb0433 Před 2 lety

    Jesus the PogO's were raining was this the most amount of PogO's in an nmplol video?

  • @icenova2467
    @icenova2467 Před 2 lety

    Why did Malena look so fucking evil in the beginning ? 😂

  • @itsanxietE
    @itsanxietE Před 2 lety

    Nick is my favorite man-baby tbh

  • @licansen3331
    @licansen3331 Před 2 lety

    harry potter character coming in the house

  • @localman799
    @localman799 Před 2 lety +11

    Nick actually is a creepy old man. Holy shit lmao

    • @Rowy_
      @Rowy_ Před 2 lety +3

      ok

    • @seebs_keeps_talking
      @seebs_keeps_talking Před 2 lety +4

      you're no better than people who watch reality TV for attempting to dissect what is literally an (on camera personality)

    • @chazslater3465
      @chazslater3465 Před 2 lety

      no doubt dude needs to dye his hair full on grey and do shots of prune juice with malena.

    • @localman799
      @localman799 Před 2 lety

      Calm down guys lol take a deep breath it’s not that deep.

  • @rockydroproductionsproduct8939

    You telling me with the guy who's on tiny chats that's not me that someone else who is trap Hood

  • @ItsYevrah
    @ItsYevrah Před 2 lety +18

    Petition to stop the Nick harassment :)

  • @-_-SpongeBob
    @-_-SpongeBob Před 2 lety +13

    9:18 OHHH Malena. You have your uses. But here, you're just... Hey why don't you go cut the chicken hmm ☺

  • @tayyyarciko
    @tayyyarciko Před 2 lety

    chat help me pls where is that title time line ?

  • @fiziktetrinet2330
    @fiziktetrinet2330 Před 2 lety

    The juicer “a small streamer.” LULW

  • @R1um244
    @R1um244 Před 2 lety +1

    STUCK IN ANERICA

  • @aquaaqua5665
    @aquaaqua5665 Před 2 lety +2

    love the uploads

  • @ManBearPigLOL
    @ManBearPigLOL Před rokem

    someone said edplol

  • @quinnquinnquinn215
    @quinnquinnquinn215 Před rokem

    how did russel pull that

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt Před 2 lety

    I got this recommended right...I have no context for any of this...I'm interested though

  • @imnotaracerr
    @imnotaracerr Před 2 lety +1

    chat is out of sync but good video anyways

  • @cosmicking7979
    @cosmicking7979 Před 2 lety +1

    those sliders look valid

  • @sneed9793
    @sneed9793 Před 2 lety +3

    man russel gained some moobies

  • @therandomchannel-_-
    @therandomchannel-_- Před 2 lety +7

    Poor guy he believes her and poor girl has to be all up in that

  • @eastleebase11
    @eastleebase11 Před 2 lety +1

    hey I dress like nick also! I got your back bro! I'll rock flippy floppies with shorts

  • @otuekong
    @otuekong Před 2 lety +2

    Russell LOVES fried chicken
    My brain: he blacc!

  • @The_Broski721
    @The_Broski721 Před 2 lety +1

    10:46 emote above “maya”?

  • @dimasfazlur5926
    @dimasfazlur5926 Před 2 lety

    did u send? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 Před rokem

    Where does Russ get his confidence from...?

  • @fancen
    @fancen Před 2 lety

    thanks

  • @EDUADOELRIKO
    @EDUADOELRIKO Před 2 lety +2

    Im here too early, i will come back later to see comments from incels.

  • @BasedBidoof
    @BasedBidoof Před 2 lety

    Team taking over

  • @soledieairvideos5974
    @soledieairvideos5974 Před 2 lety +5

    This was your funniest video yet! Good Job Editor, Nick, Malena, Russell, and Russell’s GF.

  • @oftheHowl
    @oftheHowl Před rokem +1

    Idk Russell but I'd hope she's not just using him for clout. If an obese dude with man boobs can pull that, then it's proof humor is truly all you need

  • @sample.text.
    @sample.text. Před 2 lety +4

    She seems nice, how did Russell pull that off?

    • @zp9530
      @zp9530 Před 2 lety

      Boys got that cash and she know it

    • @darknight602
      @darknight602 Před rokem

      Russell does not have $$ lol